tiir citizen, i-'uihay, mauch nr mio. GRANGE. DETECTING IMPURITIES IN SULPHUR. A .Justice of tho Pence, who is also n fruit grower nnd a believer In up-to-date methods In dealing with Insect pests, so as to Insure perfect fruit, wrote to Professor H. A. Surface, State Zoologist, Hnrrls burg, In regard to a brand of sul phur which he bought, and which ho belleveB was Impure, as It did not have the effect desired. In replying to the request for in formation ns to where to got a good article or sulphur, State Zoologist Surface said: "I cannot take the responsibility of stating what dealers are selling pure articles nnd who are not. I wish to stnte It as my opinion, however, thnt some impurity in the sulphur would make no difference in the killing effects upon Scale. Perhaps It was not boiled until It united with tho lime, or was not thoroughly applied, or rain fell soon afterward, or some twigs were not entirely covered, or something else might have occurred to lead to poor results. "You can tell the difference be tween pure and Impure sulphur by putting It upon a piece of sheet Iron and burning It. The pure sulphur will be consumed without nny ash being left. If the impure sulphur contains volcanic ash, this will be left behind, and, of course, enn bo weighed ,to determine tho amount of mineral . impurity." ROACHES IX THE HOUSE. The roach nuisance has been brought to the attention of State Zoologist Surface, by persons in dif ferent parts of the State. The cold winter, which resulted in brisk fires being maintained to keep up the temperatures inside of dwell ings, may have resulted in these pests becoming more numerous than usunl. A lawyer of Indiana, Pa., wrote to Prof. Surface, saying: "For some time past 1 have been troubled with roaches. They keep hid in cracks during tho day, but at night come out in large numbers. 1 think they must have been brought to the house with groceries. Everything is kept clean and in as good condition as is usually found about a well-regulated house, nnd still they stay. We have tried various things in trying to get rid of them. I suppose that fumigating the entire house with formaldehyde would be effective. If you can give me any simple meth od of getting rid of them, 1 will he grateful for the advice." Professor Surface replied as fol lows: "These pests are quite persistent invaders, and generally cannot be exterminated by a single applica tion. For this reason a combina tion of methods is desirable. Pow dered borax blown around cracks they inhabit, especially around damp places In the kitchen floors will help to drive them away. Pow dered sugar, one part, and plaster of Paris, two parts, mixed together, will prove to bo a good remedy. One or the best remedies is a proprietary substance sold on the market un der the name of "Roach Paste" or Roach Food." 1 should avoid the phosphorous poisons, as they are dangerous to use in the house. If the annoyance caused by roaches should reach the extreme limit and it be necessary for you to fumigate, you can do this safely with hydro cyanic acid gas, although you will have to vacate tho rooms during the time of tho fumigation. I should not attempt to fumigate for them with formaldehyde, as I do not think this would be efficient in destroying roaches." KEEPING HORDEAUX MIXTURE. In reply to an Inquiry tnat Prof. H. A. Surface. State Zoologist, re ceived nt his ofilce in Harrisburg, as to whether Hordeaux mixture can be kept from one spraying time to another without spoiling, or weak ening tho solution, he wrote as fol lows: "Replying to the' inquiry about keeping Hordeaux mixture, I beg to say that after it is once mixed, or in other words, after tho bluestone and tho milk of limo aro put together, they commence to deteriorate or run down by exposure to tho air. Tho longer this exposure continues the greater Is tho amount of loss of efficiency. It can bo mixed nnd kept a few hours, or. If closely cov ered, a few days, but if kept very long, It Is not nearly as efficient ns when freshly made. Therefore, It would be hotter never to keep it in this manner, but keep your con centrated bluestone solution In one vessel (wooden), and your slaked limo under water, in anothor ves sel, and mix thorn together In wator at the tlmo they are wanted, mixing only what can bo used at one tlmo. "Tho cost of Hordeaux inlxturo when properly mado is only about one-half of a cent per gallon, and this monns that a person cannot af ford to keep it and uso it again, after it haB been so weakened, for doing such work as is necessary to prevent plant diseases. In other words, It Is much cheaper to throw away n part of a barrel of Hordeaux Mixture than to keep It and apply the weakened material that will not have tho desired effect, as for ex amplo, In preventing potato blight and rot. If you have added tho poison to the Hordeaux, for the sake of killing tho chewing Insects, this poison will not become weakoncd I by standing, nnd tho poisoned nilx 1 turo can bo stirred up nnd applied nt any tlmo nftcrward, ns far as effi ciency for killing chewing Insects is concerned. Yet its efficiency for preventing plant diseases is lessen ed by tho standing. Of course, you understand that Hordeaux mixture nlono Is copper sulphate and Iimo, three pounds of tho former to four pounds of the latter, with water to mnko up fifty gallons. This Is for plant diseases only, and this form ula Is for such hardy plants as ap- i pie, pear, quince, grapes and pota toes. ORCHARD AND GARDEN. A saw, a long-handled pair of pruning shears, a short-handled pair, nnd tho necessary lndders, will fill average needs In tho pruning lino. Simply pull up any weeds which succeed In pushing through tho strawberry mulch. Generally speak ing, it is best not to hoe or cultivate tho fruiting bed in the spring. Pruning raspberries and black berries: Cut out all canes that fruited Inst season (should have been done Inst fall); also all winter-killed canes. Shorten remnlnlng canes to three or four feet, and cut off at least a third of the long side shoots. Hake up and burn all brush. Don't think the old orchard is pnst hope. If too thick, thin out' the trees. Clean out all bad limbs. Spray and cultivate. Feed plenty of stable manure nnd, my word for It, In nine cases out of ten, the old orchard will pay for Itself times over. Take care of it, be good to it; it pays. Albert Itepp, New Jersey, speaking about apples, says: Taking the total population of the United States and dividing it by tho number of apples produced, It leaves but twenty-four apples for each person from now till July 1st. It is wrong, when wo can grow such good apples, not to grow more; SO, 000, 000 barrels would be but one barrel each, yet we now have but 4,000,000 barrels on band in this entire country. March Farm Journal. DEATH IS PAINLESS. It Comes as Naturally and Is as Wei come as Sleep. The fear of death, which has been so enormously exploited in dramatic literature, saureu and otherwise, Is said to be almost without existence in sickness. Most patients have lost It completely by the time they become seriously ill. Death and sleep are both painless, according to Dr. Woods Hutchinson in 'ho American Magazine, and causo neither fear nor anxiety by their ap proach. It is one of the most merci ful thing?. In nature that the over whelming majority of tho poisons wutcli destroy life, whether they aro those of infectious diseases or those which aro elaborated from tho body's own waste products, act as narcotic3 and abolish consciousness long before tile ena comes. While death is not in any sense analogous, to s.eep. It resembles it to the extent that it is In the vast major ity of instances not only painful but weicomo. Pain racked and fever bcorcied patients loug tor death as tho wearied toilor longt tor sleep. While rauy of the processes which lead to death are painful, death Itself is painless, natural. UKo the fading of u Mower or tha falling of a leaf. Our dear one drilt out on tho ebbing tide of life without fear, wituout pain, without regret, save for those they leavo behind. When death comes close enough so that we tan seo tho eyes behind tho mask, his face bo comes as welcome as that of his "twin brother," sleep. Bought His Own Work. To come acrosis a bit of one's own work In print is an experience not or dinarily exasperating to an author; but a Washington writer on scientilio matters was recently not very agree ably surprised by such a development. It appears that tho writer was collect ing material for a monograph on electro-magnetism, when wotd came to him of a valuable paper on tho sub ject not long before published in a Berlin Journal devoted to science. Thlnklug thnt tho paper would bo of uso to him in tho work In hand, ho had it translated. When tho English version was laid before him. together with quite a bill for tho translator's labor, what was tho disgiibt of tho writer to Hud that the articlo was nothing more or less than a Gorman reproduct'on of an article of his own published the year before In an Eug lish Journal. And ho had paid twice as much for the translation as ho had received for the original articlo! He Lost. The other day a Londo ut said to a countryman: "I'll bet you anything you llko you cannot spell three simple words that I shall give you within forty seconds." "I'll take that on. Now, thon, what aro they?" said tho countryman. "Well, hero goes," said tho London er, as ho pullod out his watch; "Lou don." "L-o-n-d-o-n." "Watching." "W-a-t-c-h-l-u-g." "Wrong," said the Londoner. "What?" exclaimed tho countryman, in surprised tones: "1'vo spilled tho words you gave mo correctly. I'm ceitain I'm lot " "Tirao'8 up!" tho Londoner said triumphantly; "why didn't you spell tho third word w-r-o-n-g?" ASKS HEART BALW Dashing Widow Sues Broker For Breach of Promise. PUFS DAMAGES AT $50,000. In love letters tD "My Own lit tle Sweetheart'' Defendant Says They Were Extravagant With Kisses. Now York, March 8. Theodore A. Ryerson, scion of tho well known anil wealthy family nnd n prominent bro ker and member of the Slock Ex change, is defendant in n suit for breach of promise brought by Helen M. Walters, n dashing widow, of Chi cago. The case was called for trial be fore Justice Dugro in the supreme court. The plaintiff asks .."O.OOO dam ages. Mrs. Walters, who Is twenty-seven years old, is a decided brunette and extremely pretty. She appeared in tho court wearing a blue suit, with furs, and a black picture hat with large white plume. Many love letters lignro In the suit. They are all of the most endearing character. The following Is a sample of them, which the fair plaintiff re ceived from Ryerson May ".I, I DOS: My Own Little Sweetheart I love you with nil my heart, nnd I want you to marry me at once. Please do not spoil my bubble, will you, dear? I'll do my best to make you huppy. Try me. Uyerson's letters all began with "Mj Dear Little Sweetheart," "My Dear Helen" and "My Dear Little Girl." Here Is one of the "My Dear Sweet heart" variety, dated June 0, 1008. and written aboard the steamship Campa nia when Uyerson was about to sail for Europe: Ever since I left you my heart has been like load, and nil the time I have tried tc reason with myself, hoping that your love would prove a reality. There Is nothinp that 1 can tell you, my dear, that you dr not already know, only how recklessl) and wickedly extravagant we wete of out love uml kisses, and yet, sweetheart. It was a good and simple kind of happiness, too, with no wronc in it to lmbltter its memory; nothing for which I can ever reproach myself. I missed you dreadfully. There wert pretty girls galore, but you would hnve been u queen among them. Goodby, dear In another letter Ryerson wrote: Helen, denr, you are to me my Ideal ol an honorable and beautiful woman, and J respect you as I love you. What mort can I say to you, my dearest sweetheart' My whole heartful of love, Is yours. On Sept. U7. 1!K)S, he wrote: I liurdly know what to say to you, deal little girl, except thnt I am very Biire thul you do love me, and. while that in Itseli should make mo n very happy boy, 1 lovt you, Helen, quite blindly and with nil mj heart, more than I want to let you know. How long it will tnke to right'tho wrong I have done you I do not know, nnd yot must not usk mo. What I have dono thai was really wicked was teaching you tc love me. I hnve your dear picture und your mem ory, and I can love them always. Ryerson on another occasion wrote "I am thinking of you all the time and your dear features help to make me happy." Mrs Walters says that, relying upon Uyerson's promise to marry her In September. 1II0S, she "made extensive preparations" for her wedding and "expended large sums of money In the purchase of a trousseau." She adds that Uyerson's failure to marry her has resulted In great dam age to her feelings and reputation and that she has been "greatly humiliated and Injured In tho esteem of the com muitlty in which she lives and with her friends and acquaintances." Mrs. Waiters testlllcd that the only reason Uyerson ever gave for not mar rying her was that he had changed his mind. She said he did everything in his power lo make her love him. "You do love hlinV" asked her coun sel. "Yes." "You love him now?" "I do," said the lady emphatically. A PECULIAR PEOPLE. Our neighbor to tho northward, "The Lady of the Snows," about a decudo ago found herself with n most perplexing and pecullnr problem on her hnndB. John Arbuthnotte tells all nbout It In Human LIfo for March, in an able articlo on " Tho Strnngo Cnso of the Dukhohor In Canada." Tho religious beliefs of this strnngo sect aro profoundly interesting and worthy of respect in many ways. The founder, a mysterious being, wise nnd gentlo it Is said, appeared among them nbout two hundred years ago, and taught them spiritual Ideals that aro among the purest und loftiest found in any religion In tho world. Whence ho camo none know, and already his history Is shrouded in legendary myth. Hav ing no written documents, however, nnd being donsely Ignorant and stolid, many strnngo and wholly In consistent beliefs have crept In. Like tho Quakers ono of their chief doctrines is peace, and tho crisis of tholr persecution by tho Russian government camo with tho Crimean War. Wholo companies of Dukhobors laid down tholr nrms when they found themselves In bat tle, nnd Instead of firing sang psalms. Tho story of their migration In a great body to Canada, tho changes that their location on tho fat soil of tho Northern prarles is working In thorn, and tho manner In which Canada is working out this problem of assimilating an alien people is a most Interesting study. Motes aimd Comment Oflnterest to Women Readers WOMEN WORK TEETEH BOARD. Bavarian Womon Uss Prl-nl!ve Meth ods to Irrlgsto Gardens. Strawberries tnd radishes aro two 5f tho chief hobbles of the truck gar loner of Havaria, und ho knows how ;o bring them to a satisfactory state of growth. Hut tho champion truck jardoners of that fascinating province af Germnny, whoro they fully under it. iiul the raising of hops as well as garden products, are not the men. Many women undortake enilre charge f the fields and they toll us arduous ly as tho men. In tlmos of drought they wntor every gardsn patch. On Many farms there aro wells, but no ivlndmills. The women mount n Bort of footer hoard and rock It until a large tub is illed, after which they carry the wa ter over tho garden, drenching the Water Power In a Davarlan Field, radish and other beds from time to occasion demands. The pumping of water by means of tho teeter-board is one of the primitive methods handed down through the ages. MAN THE SERVANT. Australians in New York have been interested or amused, according to in dividual bent, at news and stories that have been circulated lately among them from the great island continent in the Pacific. These have to do with the movement among women of the hustling commonwealth to take them selves apart from the rule of Man. The edict against man has been spoken, and spoken out loud. In the voice of the English Woman's House holders League, a league that bristles with independence. The English Woman's Householders League has se cured from the Westorn State Govern ment of Australia a tract of laud that is to bo all Its own, all and solely Woman's own. Tho land Is an im mense tract at Wilson's Inlet, and Is to be used for tho establishment of a farm colony on a large scale. The leaders and founders of the move ment, which It is declared is now in active working order, aro Mrs. Crooks, principal of the Woman's Agricultural College in Worcester, England; Mrs. Emily Crawford and Miss Hetty Saw yer, M. D. "No prohibition State," say proud Australian women, "was ever so rigid ly guarded from Its arch enemy as this settlement will bo from the ma chinations of the 'Thing that is known ns Man.' " The Australian newspapers say that each woman buyer is obliged to sign a clause In her title deed of ownership so phrased as to prevent any future soiling of the land to any male. No man Is to be permitted to own stock or at any time "directly or Indirectly to hold office" in this great agricul tural enterprise of einnnlcipated wom en. The leaders. It Is said, have shown the possession of a keen prac tical eye and mind, for the land they have chosen is out of the way, yet rich, and a tine place for grazing and also for breeding cattle. The stories say that all the capital required for tho present expenditures has beon subscribed and that fourteen homesteads are already occupied. New Design In Embroidery. Here Is a design that Is specially suit able to bo worked with silk on Infant's flannel head squares, though it is Hiite suitable also for working on linen or damask mats, with white o. colored cottons. Although very simple and quick); worked, tho pattern Is effective, th urvlng stalk is in cording stitch, the llttlo dots in satin stitch, with loni ptltches standing out from the cordtni Mr 3. iflL HUMOR i OF THE, HOUR J ON THE LIMITED. This Harsh-Looking Man Knew Just How to Handle Babies. Tho merciless heat made the pas sengers gasp as tho Limited ployed Its way steadily across tho Western plains. Dreary, monotonous, was tho vista of sand and scrub which greet ed tho eyes of the wearied travellers. To add to their discomfort, above the muffled roar of tho train nrose tho continuous walling of a child. Mure than one man cursed softly and sought refuge In another car all, as It happened, crowded, finally a harsh looking passenger spoke. "Why don't you keep that brat quiet?" ho snapped. Tho mother, a forlorn-looking wom an clad In rusty black, looked patheti cally up at him. "I've been trying to." she faltered. "But, you see. the heat and tho long Journey" A new expression stole over tho hnrsh-looklng passenger's face. -"Glvo It to mo," he said In a tone of mar vellous gentleness; and the poor mother placed the fretful baby In hts anas. Whereupon he throw tho child out if tho window. Sold again I THE REASON. Discontented Wife Several of the men whom I refused when I married you are richer than you are now. The Husband That's why. Illus trated Bits. A-Useful Garment. Clothier Were you pleased with tho overcoat which I sold you? Customer Oh, yes; all my boyn worn It. "Well, think of that!" "I do. Every time after a rain tho next smaller one has to take It." Answers. Last Resort. Mrs. Crawford You say It Is Im possible to get any money out of your husband. Have you gone about It the right way? Mrs. Crabshaw I've tried every thing, my dear, except sending him ,i Black Hand letter. Brooklyn Life. Quite Enough Room. "I fancy you've asked too many pec pie. The table won't hold them." "Oh, no! More people can be placed at a table now than formerly. Why, a fashionable woman In evening dress takes up about as much room as : rolled-up umbrella." Lipplncott's. LONG ENOUGH. Transient Kindly tell me whethc." this ticket will allow me a stop-over hero? Station Agent It depends. What do you want to stop for? Trunslent To visit some rather dis tant relntlves of mine, the Jinkses. Station Agent Thon you'll have plenty of time. This ticket Is good for the next train. Transient Seo here! Do you know how long I Intend to stop? Station Agent Not exactly; but I know the Jinkses! Unfortunate. "Ah!" said tho candidate, "this is Farmer Whlffletree's place, I believe. And you have Just celebrated your golden wedding, I understand?" "Golden weddln' nuthln'!" was the response. "I've just beon sued for ten thousand dollars' wuth of breach of promlso. You've got your card lndox mixed." Vigilant Fldo. In the harbor shop tho scissors clicked merrily away, and tho harbor's dog lay on tho lloor close beside tho chair, looking up Intently all tho tlmo at the occupant who was having his hair cut. . No Chance. "Supposing a child were born upon tho high sea, his parents being Ameri cans, would ho be eligible for the Presidency?" "Not If boys were still being bo;u in the grand old State of Ohio," IMIOFESSIONAL. CAKDS. Attorncys-at-Law. H WILSON, i ATTORNK A COUNBKI,OR-AT-I,AW. Office. Masonic lil'ltdlnc rrrond floor lloncidnic. 1'a. WM. II. LEE, IT ATTOR.NKY A COlNSKr,Olt-AT-LAW. Office-over iKist office. All leunl business promptly nttunded to. Honcsdalc, Pa. EC. iWUMFOKI), . ATTORNKY A COtlNSEI.OK-AT-I.AW, Office-Liberty Hall huildlhi;, opposite the Post Office. lIoiicMlnlu. I'n. H OMKIt GREENE. ATTORNEY A COUNBEI.OR-AT-LAW. Office over Hclf's store, Honesdule I'n. 0L. ROWLAND, ATTORNEY A COITNSKI.OU-AT-LAW Office ver l'osi Office. Honesdule. Pa pHAKLES A. McCARTY, J ATTORNEY A COUNSELOU-AT-f.AW. Special and prompt nttcntiou given to the collection of claims Office over Keif's new store. Honesdule. Pa. T71 P. KIM HI E, JL1 . ATTORNEY A COUNSELOR-AT-I.AW. Office over the post office Honesdale. Pa. ME. SIMONS, . ATTORNEY A COUNSELOR-AT-LAW. Office iii the Court lloufo, Honesdale Pa. HERMAN IIAltMKb. ATTORNEY A COI N.-KI.OR-AT-LAW 1'ittcntxuml pension's -icuri d. office In tho Schucrhulz building Honiclale. I 'a. PETER II. ILOFF.J ATTORNEY A COtf.'-KM)R-AT-I,AW. Office Second lloor old Savings link bulldhiL'. Hnncsdnle. 1'a. JEARLE & SALMON. ATTORNEYS A CWJ.M I.ORS-AT-I.AW . OlliccSIntcly occupied h Jtidire Scarle. Dentists. DR. E. T. BROWN, DENTIST. Office First floor, old Saving's Hank build ing. Honesdule. Pa. Dr. C. It. liltAHY. Dlmtikt. Honesdule. Pa's Office Hoiihb-S m. to p. m Any evening by appointment. Citizens' Khone.ia licshlenie. No. 80-X Physicians. DR. II. B. SEARLES, HONESDALE, FA . Office and residence 1019 Court street telephones. Office Hours-MO to J-.C0 mid bW o S:00. i). in Livery. LIVERY. l-red. ti. Rickard has re moved iiis livery establishment from corner Chu.-ch ttreet to Whitney's Stone Bam ALL CALLS PROMPTLY ATTENDED TO. FIRST CLASS OUTFITS. 75yl JOSEFH N. WELCH Fire The OLDEST Fire Insurance Agency in Wayne County. Office: Second lloor Masonic Build ing, over C. C. Jndwin's drug store, Honesdale. If you don't insure mlh us, we both lose. General Insurance White Mills Pa. A. O. BLAKE, IKA PT uNFFR 2. PATT F flFAI FRS nUU I IUIILUII U Uni LL UbnwblM You will make money by lmvliiL' me. n . n iiEi.LPiio.NK y-t HBiianv. ra. Tooth Savers We huvo the sort of tooth brushes that are made to thorouchly cleanse and save the teeth. They are the kind that clean teeth without eavlnu' Your mouth lull ot LrUtUfc. Welrecommrnd those costing 23 cents or more, us we can timrunlco them nnd will re place, free, any that thuiv defects.of. manu facture within three mouths. O. T. CHAHBERS, PUARriACIST. Opp.D. A II. Station tiONESDALO. PA HITTINQER HAM