rms onizEir, wkdksday, dec.. 8, io. THE CITIZEN rOHIOBCD SVEBT WXDXESDAY JUCD FRIDAY BT THE CITIZEN rOBUSBDtO COUPAITT. Botercd as second-class matter, at the post nfOce. Ilonesdale. Pa. K. B. HARDENBERGU. - PRESIDENT W. W. WOOD. - - MANAGER AND SKC'Y DtBECrOKS: o. M. borflwqib. v. b. allkk. BJBBT WILSON. E. B. BA&DEHBEBOH. W. W. WOOD. WEDNESDAY, DEO. 8, 1000. i The single man out of a Job is to be pitied, as he has no wife to sup port him. The man who sits down to wait for something to turn up will need a cushion on his seat. The old proverb, "Where there's a will there's a war." has been revis ed to suit the situation. It now reads, "When there's a bill we're away." The gunners at Sandy Hook have tried to hit a balloon without suc cess. Perhaps they would succeed if the balloon carried the proverbial barn door aloft. A Qulncy man made a bet that he could invent a question to which fifty men would give the same ans wer. He won the bet. The question was: "Have you heard that Smith has committed suicide?" The ans wer was in each case, "What Smith?" "When a man playfully points a gun or pistol at you, knock him down." Do not stop to inquire whether it is loaded or not, knock him down. Do not be particular what you knock him down with, only see that he is thoroughly down. If a coroner's Inquest is held, let it be on the other fellow. He will not be missed." A man who believes in the old saying, "See a pin and pick it up, and all that day you'll have good luck," saw a pin in front of the post- office the other day. Bending down to get it, his hat tumbled oft and rolled into the gutter; his eye-glass fell and broke on the pavement; his suspenders gave way behind; he burst the buttonhole on the back of his shirt collar, and he all but lost his new front teeth. He got the pin, Persons who believe in luck and signs will doubtless agree that it is unlucky to be struck by' lightning on Monday, or take hold of a circular saw in motion on Tuesday, or tumble down stairs with a coal scuttle on Wednesday, or be hit by a cable car on Thursday, or have a brick wail fall on you Friday, or marry a girl who swings ten pound dumb bells Saturday, or be one of the thirteen at dinner on Sunday when there is "food for only ten. "There's a new game out, called 'tickle the editor.' You take an or dinary sheet of writing paper, on which you pen a few lines suitable for the occasion. Next you, fold it carefully, inclosing in the fold a bank note sufficiently large to pay arrearages and a year in advance, and hand it to the editor. Keep an eye on him, and if a smile adorns his face, the trick works fine. It can also be played by mail." We hope this game becomes fashionable. The funniest thing Is the mishap - a gentleman whose wife pays the xoreblll. He has been In the habit of having his cigar bill charged as potatoes, and the other day his wife took her pencil and began to reckon. She finally found that they had eaten more than ten car loads of potatoes and she didn't believe the account was right. The grocer and the smoker are now between the upper and nether millstones, and it is hard to tell who will be pulverized the finest at the close. Dr. Daniel D. Jackson, an expert on water bugs, says that 100 cases of typhoid in one block in New York could be traced to flies, he believes, because back of that block were two stables. A few years ago the doc tors were sending young men in deli cate health to clean out stables that they might gather in more of an atmosphere which conduces to ro bust proportions In the bodies of men who are coworkers with horses. In Tiew of Dr. Jackson's revelations, that an aggregate of 170,000,000 years of human life may be saved by exterminating the house fly, the fly must go If we have to do away with the horse to accomplish the re sult Just as we now do away with swamps to get rid of the mosquito. "With no horse to need a stable, there would be no place for the fly to soak Ms feet In the germ slime. Every body buy as automobile and do away 'with trpbeit. Tho Biblo .Society- has distributed 151,000 copies of its favorlto book during the past year. Works on tho higher criticism find It hard to keep the pace. The man who goes Ashing and sits in a cramp-lnvltlng posture on a narrow thwart from early morn till dewy eve and calls it fun, is the same chap that never goes to church be cause the pews aren't comfortable. . The Government experts calculate that each citizen of this country would have f 34.98 on hand If he had exactly the per capita amount in cir culation. Socialists will need to re mit to the conscience fund all they have above that. A town that is large enough and good enough for a man to earn his living in is good enough for nlm to buy his provisions In. If he does not think so, both he and his town would be better oft if his tent were pitched on other prairies. If the country editor were to snap at alt the Inducements held out, he would soon become a millionaire. If he ran a paper according to the popular notion he would be in the poor house. If he published all the items that were sent to him he would be in Jail half of the time and in the hospital the other half. ' , HARRISBURG LETTER. The fiscal year or the State, end ing yesterday (November 30th), showed a condition unprecedented in the history of finances in Pennsyl vania. Not only is the state out of debt, but it has the very comfortable balance of J5.967.979.83 in its gen eral fund. This is held in several hundred banks and trust companies all over the State, a portion being in four financial institutions in Wayne county. The amount in the sinking fund is $2,652,034.96, with a net debt at this time of $2,643, 917.02, and a strong probability that $500,000 of this amount, rep resenting bonds, will never be pre sented for payment. The total receipts for the year were 129,101,183.70, which Is 2, 074,050.98 more than was ever col lected in the best year the State ever had, and $2,675,317.64 ahead of the best receipts from ordinary revenue. Large as the receipts were the ex penditures were somewhat larger, reaching $30,021,773.57. It will be noticed that in order to make both ends meet the State Treasurer waB obliged to call on the banks to give up their deposits to the tune, of $920,589.87. Not many states can make as good, a showing as Penn sylvania, even with the balance against us for the year, and the fiscal, officers aro receiving, merited congratulations on their excellent record. It is riot likely that the receipts will exceed these figures for some years. Delinquent taxes have been collected up very closely during 1909, and very few delinquencies have been allowed for current taxes. There are always some in .process of settlement and delays tie up col lections, but another thorough years' work will bring everything up to date. The force is well or ganized and effective, and the cost of collecting has been reduced pro portionately, in practically all di visions. Corporations, as usual, produce the larger part of the reve nue, the aggregate from that source being about $17,000,000 In round numbers. Auditor General Young has brok en a number of records during his administration and promises to break another this month by having his report for the year ending yes terday in tho hands of the State Printer before tho end of the year. Considering the difficulty of making up this copy, and of the enormous amount of work, additions and cal culations, he will be entitled to a lot of credit if he gets his report out this month. Governor Stuart is much interest ed in the State's finances and feels that his course with respect to vetoing a portion of the appropria tions last spring has been fully Jus tified. He recognizes, as does every student of the state's finances, that the income next year will not be so large, and the balance in the gener al fund will be correspondingly less. Good housekeeping requires the keeping of a comfortable bal ance of at least $4,000,000. N. E. HATJSE. Murray and Mackey Comedy Co. Among the big repertoire com panies there is none that travels more completely equipped than the Murray and Mackey Comedy Co. which opens a week's engagement at the Lyric, starting Monday, Dec. 13. The opening play for Monday will be a New York success, which during the past two season's has been play ing all the larger cities from coast to coast. "Why he Divorced Her" Is a play that appeals to all classes, every situation depicted on the litho graphs throughout the city will be carried out on the stage. Miss Flor ence J. Murray, the charming young actress, and Mr. J. M. Donovln, the well known leading man head the company and they are supported by a cast of clever people, numbering twenty In all. High class and pleas ing specialties will be given between the acts. Matinees will be given on Wednesday and Saturday. Ladles will be admitted for 15 cents Mon day evening. A Halted amount of tickets will be Issued. IMPORTANT MEETING OF TOWN COUNCIL LAST THURSDAY NIGHT Matters of Interest to Honosdalo People Discussed. The regular monthly meeting of tho town council was held in the council room of tho Town Hall on Thursday evening, December 2, 1909, at 8 o'clock. There was pres ent President Charles McCarty, sec retary Wyman Kimble, and council men Philip Murray, George Gcnung, George Penwarden, Thomas Canlvan and Martin Caufield; also Burgess Kuhbach. Tho minutes of previous meeting were approved as read. Treasurer Penwarden reported hav ing a balance on hand of $4,124.90, which Included a check of $14 Just received from Burgess Kuhbach, be ing fines, etc., received by him. Under the head of Reports of Committee P. R. Murray and George Gcnung, the committee on fire ap paratus, reported having purchased a hose cart and 400 feet of hose for Hose Company No. 1; further re ported that the hose cart and hose had been received, and the bill for same was presented for approval. One bill for 400 feet of hose at 95 cents per foot met the approval of the board; another bill for $167 was objected to by councilman Wyman Kimble on the ground that It called for hose cart, spanners and five black rubber coats and one white rubber coat without specifying the cost of each article. In order to get the report before the meeting, Mr. Murray moved the report be accept ed and the other member of the committee seconded the motion. The discussion that followed went to show that some of the councilmen were opposed to furnishing coats, etc., for the members of the new fire company. One member of the board claimed it would establish a precedent that would enable the other company to collect from the borough for the coats which had heretofore been paid for out of their company's own fund; another coun cilman stated that he thought the committee had exceeded their au thority in purchasing coats. An amendment was offered by council man Caufield that the report be laid upon the table and the com mittee be instructed to get an Item ized bill. This was adopted. The committee, consisting of Messrs. Penwarden and Canivan, who were appointed to confer with Protection Engine Co. in regard to selling one of the steamers and re placing It with a hook and ladder apparatus, reported progress. A letter, regarding tho purchase of the steamer by the American Fire En gine Manufacturers, was read. The tenor of the-letter was that they did notjbuy second-hand apparatus, but would entertain a proposition to take steamer in part payment of any new apparatus needed by the bor ough. This committee was continued with power to advertise and dispose of the steamer if possible. Burgess Kuhbach asked Information in re gard to the ordinance which calls for the election of a chief engineer for the fire department, the forma tion of the new company making It necessary for a chief engineer to have control of the different com panies. There was a difference of opinion among the council as to the proper Interpretation of this ordi nance which made no mention of a hose cart, merely specifying engines and hook and ladder companies, but President McCarty instructed the Burgess to hold the election accord ing to his own Interpretation of the ordinance, as the ordinance says "the election must be held on the first Monday in December and the members of different companies must be notified ten days prior to the day of election." It Is a ques tion how the Burgess can do this with the election only eight days off. The matter of protest against George Genung serving as council man was then brought up and a lengthy opinion from Henry Wilson,. Esq., Borough attorney, was read, in which the law bearing upon the case was fully related. It clearly stated that no officer or any person connected In an official capacity, with a corporation having a con tract with the borough, was eligible as a member of the town council, and if serving was liable to a heavy fine, and it was further stated that the council had no right or power to re move any of its members. The gist of the matter, as per the opinion, is, Genung legally elected, but could not legally qualify under tho law without running the risk of a fine. The committee on taking over the Spring street sewer reported parties not ready. Committee continued. A communication was received from the Ladles' Improvement so ciety, requesting the council to en force the ordinance regarding tho cleaning of snow from the side walks. All further business was suspended and a number of bills presented and ordered paid. Sum mary of bills are as follows: Pollco service for November $95.00. Street Department account labor, $167.28; material, $62; total $229. 28. Fire Department account New Hose company hose, $380; new hose company house repairs, $90. 35; Protection Engine company, $8.00; total. $478.35. Water service account Rent for water, $146.26; plugs. 400.28; total. $5418.63. Lighting Gas and electric lights, $27.88. Sundries account Supplies, $72.89. Prison account Meals for prison ers, $17.25. Grand total, $1,707.15. Meeting adjourned. SUDDEN DEATH 1 OF LECTURER AT ML PLEASANT A Speaker at tho Farmers' Institute Stricken with Heart Disease. Hon. R. F. Schwarz, of Antlomlnk, Monroe county, was stricken down with heart disease on Wednesday while speaking at the Farmers' In stitute in the Mt. Pleasant Academy and died shortly afterwards. The deceased was 56 years of age. A letter received by Mrs. Schwarz, who is stopping at the Prospect House, East Stroudsburg, Thursday, which was written by him a few hours before his death, states that he felt well then but was complete ly tired out, mentally, as the result of his work at the Institute. On Monday, because of the lack of speakers, he was forced to lecture five times. It was on Friday evening that he left for Poyntelle, Wayne county. His wife is grief-stricken over the sudden death. Besides his wife, he Is survived .by one brother and one sister, Oscar Schwarz and Mrs. Otto Rotton, both of whom reside in Dessau, Germany, a short distance from Berlin. Mr. Schwarz was the son of Fred erick Schwarz, who died in Germany in 1879. Mr. Schwarz was born In Anhalt, Germany, October 31, 1853, and his education was begun in the public schools of that locality. At the age of thirteen he entered the Ducal Gymnasium in Anhalt, from which he was graduated in 1867. Subsequently he studied for two years in the Mercantile College at Dessau, graduating in 1869, and on leaving that institution he entered a school at Geneva, Switzerland, to study lan guages. Mr. Schwarz then engaged in business as a clerk in the office of L. Moosbach, a wholesale dry-goods merchant. In May, 1871, he left his native land on the steamer "Rhein," and after a voyage of thirteen days he landed in New York City. At that time he was totally un acquainted with the English lan guage, but he secured employment as a traveling salesman for K. Kuhn, a wholesale tobacconist of New York. In six weeks he managed to acquire a good English vocabulary, and for two years he remained with Mr. Kuhn. For a time he was engaged in other enterprises, meeting with suc cess, and on his marriage in 1873 he took a trip to his native land in com pany with his bride. On his return to the United States he made a pros pecting tour through the West and located In Chicago as bookkeeper and .traveling agent for Mr. .Kronburge, a wholesale Jeweler. After two years, his health fall ing, he came to Monroe county, Pa., to visit a brother-in-law, Mr. Savage, of Stroud township. The salubrious air and attractive surroundings, together with the pros pect of wholesome outdoor life, led him to purchase five acres of land 'In the spring of 1875, and although he had not expected to realize any profit from it, he soon discovered that his garden, which he had plant ed as a diversion, could be made to bring him a fair return. Encouraged by the advice and in terest of the late Peter Henderson, of New York, and of Luke W. Brod- head, the owner of the famous "Water Gap House," he engaged In truck farming with such success that in 1878 be added thirteen acres to his original purchase. His place was under fine cultiva tion, small fruits and vegetables be ing his speciality, and he found a good market for his products in Binghamton, Scranton, Carbondale, Stroudsburg, Water Gap and the sur rounding country. Finding the wa ter supply Insufficient, he Irrigated his land by a complete system of pipes, hose and ditch, bringing the water from a point half a mile away. Some years ago he added to his do main. He was a man of fine Intellect and at time contributed to the public press. Politically he was a Democrat and for years was regarded as one of the leading local members of the party. He served eight years on the county committee, two years on the State committee and also held numerous township offices. In 1893 Mr. Schwarz was elected to the State Legislature, and re elected in 1895. One of the public measures which was brought about directly by Mr. Schwarz was the act establishing the State Normal School at East Stroudsburg. He was appointed by Governor Hastings as one of the trustees of the school and on April 3, 1899, he was elected vice president of the in stitution. He was a member of the Monroe County Agricultural Society. He was a Royal Arcanum, Mason and a mem ber of 8. S. Yoho Commandery Knights Templar, of Stroudsburg. Tho masonic bodies he was a mem ber of also Includes Barger Lodge, No. 325, F. and A. M. He was also a charter member of the Royal Arch Chapter, No. 281, of Monroe; a mem ber of the Fort Pena Lodge, I. O. O. F., of Stroudsburg; Knights of Pyth ias and the Farmers' Alliance. Mr. Schwarz was one of the speak ers appointed by the State Agricul tural Department to conduct Farm ers' Institutes aad was a wall-knows lecturer at sues gatherings, through out the aUte, fro tlste to Use. MyBtery Solved. "Busquohahna, Dec. 4. In the ar rest of a man and his wife Erie de tectives believe they have the key to the mystery surrounding a largo number of car burglaries that have been committed on the Susquehan na division. The other alleged members of the gang of car thieves, It Is expected will be arrested. The Erie company has lost thousands of dollars in the past three years through extensive car burglaries on tho Susquehanna division. Tuesday night chief of police Er wln of Addison, N. Y., ana three Erie detectives arrested Mr. and Mrs. John Cooper on a lumber tract four miles east of that town. Cooper had a contract to saw a large quantity of timber for the owner of the land and was living In a house near the rail road tracks. A search of the house, it Is said, revealed among other things a box containing 81 dresses. Some of the articles were stolen over a year ago from freight cars the detectives say.- Mr. and Mrs. Coop er were arraigned before a Justice of the peace on the charge of receiving stolen goods. Cooper was held in $1,000 ball and his wife In $200 ball. THE GREAT AMERICAN PLAY. "Paid In FuU" to be Played Hero Again on Thursday Night. Two millions five hundred thous and persons had seen "Paid In Full" when at the end of last season the Wagenhals & Kemper Company al lowed its players a brief holiday be fore starting them out again this autumn in the celebrated Eugene Walter drama; and five companies had appeared In It for a total of two hundred and forty-four weeks and two thousand and twelve perform ances. Here Is a record far exceed ing any other In theatrical history the world over. Never before had a play been acted by .so many com panies; never had so many persons seen a play In an equal space of time; never had there been such notable runs, including two solid years in New York and six months in Chicago; never before had a play without music gone through a sum mer either in New York or Chicago, and never had a play made such a record for return visits. Going bock five and six times to many places "Paid in Full" always did an in ' ' pipm THE and when near SOMMER'S JEWELRY STORE call In and see the elegant line of Diamonds, Watches, Clocks and Jewelry, also Havliand and Japanese China, Umbrellas, Brick-a-brec and Novelties. HENRY Z. RUSSELL. PEESIDENT. ANDREW THOMPSON VICE PRESIDENT. HONESDALE NATIONAL BANK. This Bank was Organized In December, 1836, and Nationalized In December, 1864. Since its organization it has paid in Dividends ' to Its Stock holders, $1,905,800.00 The Comptroller of the Currency has placed It on the HONOR ROLL, from the fact that Its Sarplus Fund more than equals Its capital stock. What Class 0 are YOU in I The world has always been divided into two classes those' who have saved, those who have spent the thrifty and the extravagant.' It is the savers who have bnilt the houses, the mills, the bridges, the railroads, the ships and all the other great works which stand for man's advancement and happiness. The spenders are slaves to the savers. It is the law of nature. We want you to be a saver to open an account in our Savings Department and bo independent. One Dollar will Start an Account. This Bank will be pleased to receive all or a portion of YOUR banking business. creased business. Invariably tho au diences were bigger. A record maker Indeed Is this Eugene Walter play, and a rousing welcome -will be extended to It by local playgoers when it comes to the Lyric oa Thursday, Dec. 9th. A feature of tho forthcoming engagement id the brilliant cast that will appear la "Paid In Full." It la a New York company Messrs. Wagenhals & Kemper aro sending hero, a cast that was in the famous play In New York where, as everybody knows, it made the biggest hit Broadway has ever known. NOTICE OF ADMINISTRATION, ESTATE OF JOnN KRANTZ. . Late of Ilonesdale, Pa. All persona Indebted to said estate are noti fied to make immediate payment to the un dersigned; and those having, claims aealnat the said estate are notified to present them duly attested for settlement. WM. H. KRANTZ. PHILIP KKANTZ, JOHN E. KRANTZ, . . Administrators. Ilonesdale. Pa. Dec 8. 1909. 97U) mm BENJ. II. DITTRICH. Lessee A Manager. THURSDAY Dec. 9 Return Engagement THE GREAT AMERICAN PLAY PAID IN FULL Prices: 35-50-75-1.00 and 1.50 3- SEAT SALK opens at the Box Office at 930 a. m., Wednesday Dec. 8th. Somiiier's JEWELRY STORE IS GREAT HOLIDAY BAZAAR EDWIN F.TORRE : CA8HIEB. ALBERT C. LINDSAY AB8I8TANT CA8HIEB