m" " 6 THE OmZSK, F1UDAY, NOV. 12, 1999, xyMSSBSflBMnBflnRMBiavBBIBSMS THE CITIZEN God Bless -Them. ' If yon want to bo worth a million 1110 scnooima'am is the guiding dollars It would cost von lust mil. mar 01 mo republic, sue takes the Hon dollars to tret IL nrnken frienri. rpMjBHiD ktkbt wkhiimpat amp tbipat wt luue Dantnng rrean from the home ships. Intellectual starvation, loss of tile UITLZra rUBUIHuTO OOMFAMT. REVERIES nA..itiu. . nest, full of his pouts, his pets and social enjoyment, deprivation of gen- sensitiveness Thov Vila nana nna ttncmvAwnnttiA 1. mnn- I i .. . I ocuoiutcUCdoi AHOy cases, a rampant, riotous little wretch manly aspirations, a limited ward- tt,0,0Ut vl?,,, seem to enjoy are always on offlce. Honesdale. l'a- B. B. HARDEKBEBGn, W. W. WOOD. - - MANAGER DIBECTOBS . a. BOBFLiaarn. K. b. aixxh. RBII WILROK. B. B. nABDEIBXBGII, V. W. WOOD. woose own motner oiten admits sneiroDc and a scanty table, a lonelvl. .. . . . " T. . . . sends him to school nurnosely to home hcrjinnn vmi font n lAvnlvl ... vii 1 FRIDAY, NOV. 12, 1000. Leave your homes with loving words, they may be your last. onuoinuiiT senas mm to scnooi purposely to home because you fear a lovelvl i . :. ' iKESSetrl4of hlm- The schoolma'am wife and a handsome home wouW be Se "T n t flr ERAND8KC V ft who,e of cxpenalvea fa I a hGn 5i jF?m4. UPn' W?. anarchlau, half of whom singly and a dread of the contribution box, irtoamMMMHn alone cannot bo handled by their haunting fear of charitable societies n""e nd can 1 wc" own mothers, and she puts them in I a fretful dislike "of poor people be- " "JLe !f iner M w pa8a. (the way of becoming useful citizens, cau , they wgt lf- eTery" hundTed'o harm Is Intended Every .tan Makes ,Us Own Fortune. iSSvS hanTone" S SS-ESS? Th We like to attribute our poor en- oh. you can be rich, voune n ir J0"8681 and. "Pest elbows of deavors to some malign, obstructing you are willing to pay the price I 'mI , always attributing a and thwarting influence beyond our- Any man can let rich who doesn'i t TJ? ,?1ZmtSVS th7 "In our hearts lies the Eldorado which We scour the world to find." Face the world with your heart forward and your backbone straight. get. The fact Is, personal import- ance is at the bottom of this whole thinC. The world In tint thlnlrlnr m i- .i . I . . . "--""O Arugit; mem. aoout you has no desire to hurt It was a teacher and she was you but you Imagine that the wholo seriously handican them in the effort attenuln? tne Institute and the world should be run in your inter selves. However this may be. it think it too expensive must ue admitted that persons are frequently the victims of what aro called accidents, perhaps accidents of birth and environment, which Betsy, who spells by intuition, will ask "how do you spell such a word? Wo go on and spell it according to Hoyle. "Why didn't you writo it so then?" These words will creep in ana tnen tne compositor will doubt less say, "old fool, I wish he would stop writing or learn to spell." Our greatest fault in this direction Is, we are too lavish with letters. Wo have been caught with two d'a in widow and two t's in city, all from a desire to be liberal and accord the "intrinsic value", in all cases. It is too late now. We have made a mis take in our calling, having had touch of most everything. We some times think we ought to have been a clergyman, then we could have walloped our congregation with no back talk, For your work's sake, for your friends' sake, for your health's sake, qult worrying. Treat your wile as though were a queen and that will make her one. she help We are inclined to think that heaven will be given to those who are trying to make a heaven on this earth. To All Whom It May Concern. Gentle reader, you who owe us for this paper you are reading, as well est. as for several of its ancestors: Did you ever see an editor's pocketbook? A "Cheery Good moraine" often Well, it is Just as fallible and Drone senas a ray of sunshine streaming lo emptiness as those of other com through the innermost recesses of a mon mortals. The newspaper bus! h-in., mi,rn.f..nn .u i. eyes were now wild and staring, her household, resting there all the live- ness hasn't yet been brought to that " uruu lui-uiscura I . , nKJ ,. 1. J I 1 1 Jt . . . I , ..! . by acts of commission or of omis- uuoucu, uu uuuua were ugam iuiiuws nasten- " v'uuu mm il can do slon. Between those born annnrpnr- C1UUB, wruiE. one waa a "B luuisieps into tne mart of busl- 1 wiiuoui expense, ana until that I ueeply troubled and injured woman, ness, lighting up and brightening I successfully done we shall be un - .... . . . . . I and we hear her Rnvlnir? "n nni "the wnv nf thn nnri.1" it I der tho nnlnfnl nwmoHir nt ..1.1.. . l. gucfli I u J i uoaiujj often soothes you for a 1Itt,e cash, now and then, fort come the ereat mass of nersnnn "L my ueluB! " a7 oy aay you "J"y a irouDiea mina to rest, and eye"y now. we nave been pati ' I hflVO trftfrrl n .1 L T , 9 I hnnln 1 1 t 1 ... 1 An ln nnmn 1 " - ..w.fcuicv me, auu i cuuia "cam tvuuuua wuica nave eitner omu uwcu long-sunering not bear to give you up. When first came anew to a struggling soul, or knowing that your pocketbooks we met, how your ease and polish been re-opened by the harsh words were about as lean and lank as our attracted me! When you became or deeds that: are spoken or done 0wn But now the harvest is past my own, now my mends envied me. in season or out of season, as the ana some or you have sold your hoes But your understanding is too small dally battle of our life Droeresses. When the big, round dollars beeln for my large soul. You are opposed "Good morning," with a heartful to Jingle in your breeches pockets, to my advancing myself. You have wish for blessings In the tone of its Please remember that vacuum in the If utterance, cheers the heart of faint editorial purse. tr, rtea i o same sad story that, alas, has often deficient ln faculties that they seem f, l ?' ad .chcke d "" , a doomed to ill fortune; but the vast fnUnDf " ' ad, "a,be8fMtaS majority who persuade themselves iuhl?BSuded bir, 'ttx.UI7 that they are the victims of ill luck I" " ' . er When man is a success he claims the rrnHit- whon lit. to n fniinro i,n I .i, u .1 i.t . .i.t have tortured me. and yet I could heals the wounds which have either ent In """""B ui tueir luri- t 1 . , .. : 1. finds some woman to blame for it. unes entirely in their own hands Remember This Our county has one thing which she is Justly proud of and to which she largely owes her good name, the in fluence of our schools. They have ininreH mv ctonin t,eui uui a ciass 01 young males ana wo hnd novnr mot 1 ,,. nn fQofi j There are TTnnesrl.iln nonnle rvhn An gentlemen that, are wielding n nr. mon j . . . . '. U 6ulluu8 many - ..':::. ,, uu m Peace- oo now negone; We a nara spot that has place by inheri tance or cultivation, in the breasts of humanity. The lovelitrht. that . - 1 ., . - nut lain, uuuui uara umes, dui go --- " .6 pan iorever: 'mere was a mo' .... .... . . the best Dlaces and nnoltlnnn In life . .. . rignt along doing business and maK- i . . 7 ,. V u,eulB convulsive Dreaming, a ing themselves and others, hanpy. ,.t' C -T-?.rItt,n ?f teeth and a "harp sigh, I ...,., , .uuv,ok.i, 4AAAU KUUUI If U-flO nil nirnn Tl. n iLKf no fhnnrh h .I.M In tho nlllno1,l 11 J-.-.j ..v. " " oul" ' " ' "w ,rr.y vu u,-vUUUucu Vuu- fort she had nulled off her . . . . . ... . I lift cthMln nnj I . I n . 1 , I . swim ana leaamg ine way. wnat is ,v- "'"'' purL ui wis- shoe. the use of always and everlastingly aom l eep tnfse schools up to the to do this there must be harmony of four elements, viz: the school board, the patrons, the scholars and the teachers, and without which perfect success cannot be attained, therefore, Deams rrom the eye when one is greeted by such words as "Good night lights many a weary spirit For Our Merchants. i n uoi a iact tne world over that the extent and skill of a firm's advertisement is taken as an Indl cation of its importance? None but the best, largest and most success- talking hard times, why not go right ahead without grumbling and do the best you can. Fireproof Village for New Jersey. On a big tract of land In Orange, N. J., which has laid to a chamber of rest and peace and ful firms advertise intellleentiv nnd to a land of pleasant dreams. continnmislv nthoro mow - - i j ' w.u..w iuuj uiaac a i ne nome wnere "Good morning" show, spasmodically, but their inter ri "IJnnri n f trli t " .nnr..ii.. 1 1 .m t . , . . ... u.bui. iC buiciuur bctiu i uinmui euuris lose mem tne nenefit and for many years, there has been start ed a unique building venture. The let it be the duty of these four ele- residents of Orange call it a "fire ments to see that no deficiency or Proot village. It is a colony of If you wish to send a letter in a hurry, be sure to write "In haste" on the envelope. The postmaster hindrances arises on their parts to houses built entirely of terra cotta, and clerks will then fall over each thwart the good purposes of our designed to be fireproof inside and other in their haste to get it in the schools. If factions exist, pray dls- 0UJ" undeveloped hy. ne t0 another, are the homes to be gained by unceasing eifort In "l wucre guuu inougnis any pursuit, as well might a man are generated, where good deeds expect to accomplish success in busi- have place, and from whence go out ness by striking out with all his good lives. force In unsympathetic effnrtn tn-r Then don't forget to say "Good day or two. and then lnnfini- for on morning;" say it to parents, to chll- eaual time, as to achieve the heat dren, brothers, sisters, schoolmates, results from advertising shiftlessly fl. moM ,,, , , , , band, and give your hearty sanction There has not been attempted .' men,as ana t0 aU yu or intermittently. If you think it first mail, then the posta clerk will and 'C0efJJZ tTlnorZ befre an? development eBe'"nd ?fy " .rfully and with pays to advertise at all. set aside yell to the engineer: "Pull her wide made to malntaln the excellencies of of the "fireproof home" idea isolated a sm,le- , " wlU do you 80d and some flxed 8m or per cent, for this open, here's a letter in a rush." our schools to-day, and so enhance houses of the kind have been built, 7? yo,ur rrlends Good. It will cheer especial purpose, select carefully the JVnd the train will Just fly. It is their interest that they shall stand but here there - are twenty-four of d";aBed' rfst tho tired ones' mediums to be used, then write expensive for the railroads as ac- second to none in the land. them going up at once, as a begin- f.f makes the wheel of your advertisement skillfully and expensive lor lie railroads, as ac- nlng. Though they differ in archi- llfe move. more snothly. A "Good truthfully, and have them printed cldents are liable to happen, and the 1nock NoJ. Competitor tect"al style, they are all alike in morn'nB heartily spoken makes continuously, with frequent change, officials will not thank us for giving Advertising that vnn,v. Vm their structural qualities. It is p,! frfsher and brighter and seems and if you have anything that any- the snap away, but this is the way netitnr i TiTfce .o. fSSl l.J2 sed for walls, floors and partitions. r!.alIf ? make fhe coming good, body wants you cannot fail to secure to get letters through real quick. with a clui,. The real sclenUfic ad! L P18 ?1 Byst!m f construction e 8 P nesy or a good day satisfactory results. vertislng doesn't knock. SWmM?,&H 'mh h TI TTI TT77 An exchange Duts it this wav: writer: "in oraer to get more lemon ------- ""-M.- nnnlii whin. h. w... m...' i l"D lu,"u ujuy ex- We live i . .. h f h,h business you don't have to steal ah'y ?f "am. flwelunP. nas apProached - 77 - .CS". th0?e -00d Photographs . ,.n ,o . n..i.. r, tt, - I bu uiuaeiy tue cose 01 masonry dwell-1 . " and high taxes, low valleys and low '.CT Tt " !.' ."1 ings, that the savings In mainten- worK .as. compared with the way cuiiicijr. iuur lemon 1 . , - I . OU . J ,L, , . wages, big crooked rivers and big business will wax fat. If vo rnndrt anco ana insurance on tho fireproof rS. . " i a crooked statesmen, big lakes, big the right kind of an -,UI JE" wiiu ineir scnooi mates, what a nice keepsake! 24 for 25 cents. The Schoolmarm. Wo have always had the American schoolmarm, but according to a' re port of tho United States Commis sioner of Education, wo now havo her more than ever and better. Thoro aro fewer men teachers to-day in the country than ln 1875, whllo there aro almost two and one-half times as many women teachers. Three hundred and sixty-nine thous and American schoolmarms are teach ing tho young American idea how to shoot, and every year there aro more lady and fewer men teachers. And the schoolmarms aro better than ever before, and better paid, though not yet paid nearly enough. Somo German professors and a few antiseptic near-Americans havo rushed into print to complain about the 1 swarming of the schoolmarms, and protesting that the schools are being over-feminized. We have not noticed it. The average Ameri can boy does not yet seem to show any unhealthy sign of shrinking, over-studlousness, and weakness. or any other of the vices that wo as sociate with the gentler sex. Ho still retains a lingering taste for baseball, and he occasionally goes fishing or swimming Instead of being allured by the over-feminized school. Farmers' and Me chanics' Bank, OF HONESDALE, WAYNE COUNT!', PA. at the close ol business. Nov. 6th. 1809. RESOURCES. Reserve fund $ ;asn, specie ana notes, 18,128 Due from approved re serve nppnfn 11 ittl rio cio ka Nickels, cents and fractional currency 1,U2 21 Checks and ether rish Itnma i m o- B lls discounted, not due 74JW5 29 Bills discounted, time loans with collateral 20.800 00 Tnnn nn onlt with rnllntornl .t . ' ; ; .... .... ......... ........ ju.iui it Loans on call upon one name LOGO 00 Loans upon call upon two or more names 23,195 00 Loans secured by bonds and mort- , cages n,loo 00 Investment securities owned exclu- niye oi reserve uonus, viz Stocks, bonds, etc $11,290 U Mortgaees and Judg ments of reonrrt 3ft Jn 9n nn trt Offlce Building and Lot 181899 65 Furniture and fixtures L801 41 $ 293,113 33 INABILITIES. Capital Stock paid ln ( 75,000 00 ouruiuH ruua o.UUU 0U Undivided Profits less expenses and taxes paid 4.530 18 Deposits, subject to check. .$65,9:13 54 Deposits, special 142,803 11 Cashier's CheckB outstanding, 171 60-208,913 15 $293.443 33 State of Pennsylvania, County of Wayne, ss : I, O. A. Emery, Cashier of the above named company, do, solemnly swear that the above statement Is true to the best of my knowledge and belief. u, A. UMltur, cashier. Subscribed and sworn tnhefnm mn Hitn 11th day of Nov. 1909. , . KEKA 8. JCDQETT. N, P. Correct attest: M. E. Simons. 1 F. W. KnEiTNER, V Directors. W. M. Fowler. I pumpkins, big men with pumpkin heads, silver streams that gambol in the mountains, and pious politi cians that gamble in the night, roar ing cataracts and roaring orators, fast trains, fast horses, fast young men, sharp lawyers, sharp financiers, and sharp toed shoes, noisy children, fertile plains that lie like a sheet of water, and a thousand newspaper that lie like thunder. campaign. Make two lemon torn era spring up wnere only one existed before, and then make your old lemon customers use four lorn ons where they formerly used only two. The right kind of advertising will do this for you. Advertising to increase the per capita consump tion or your product is scientific." 1 the difference In nrlcrlnnl on Monday! cus-1 , .. , kitchens a economic consideration is the ele- In a thousand little thousand women would ment that has caused so many homes be Been thrusting wood into a thous- uuu nine cook stoves, beating a thousand little wash boilers, bend ing their backs over a thousand lit- Until recently terra cotta blocks tie washboards, and hanging their tuuiucts uu a mousana little Clothes of sturdy, permanent construction to spring up in the last two or three years. Baby, when he's hungry cries. Schoolboys beg for cakes and pies. Lovers plead with lips and eyes, You want business Advertise! Why doe3 a man when he becomes possessed of a M.50 raw-boned plug I. A Business Decalogue. Thou shalt not wait for some- were used almost exclusively for flreproofing business buildings, Plans for the first terra cotta dwell ing In New York City were filed 'With the Building Department only last year. The new colony in Orange calls for by far the largest order of hoi low terra cotta blocks ever used in residence construction. Six thous and tons of the burnt clay material a lines. If, by some singular social revolution, the men of such a vil lage were to undertake to do the work, their first step would be to get up a stock company, invest capi tal in building and machinery, so organize the work that about a half dozen men would do the work for the whole town, receive good sala ries therefor, and the rest of the men would go about their own busl- Telephone Announcement. AH off the New Telephone Company's contracts call for unlimited service without restriction as to the number off calls for Business and Residence Telephones. Other telephone users are cautioned to examine their contracts so that they will not receive limited service upon expiration of the six months' free service period. Limited service Is dear at any price even with a little free service thrown In. and a J10 cart have to rein the Door thing to turn up, but thou shalt pull nrn hMo. .hinn. , t,.. crowhnlt. nn like a turtle toji " thy coat and go to work, that I a mh ness on Monday Just as on any other - B .1..,, , , v" iuu ouuuai suv j n.t. ..tn it ... I i"opcr iu my uuairs. nrooflncr enmnnmr Tr, ""J" . " . " m Br.uuu Thou shalt not be content to meas,,r:me7t ' nee oeiore . ana goes along as if try- go about thy business looking like a ,. rZ .vwv We are almost QUt of homfi . Ing to read the answer to the stars, loafer, but thou shouldst know that in th oiio .a J. girls that are "mother's right hand:" Why does a cirl whom nature haa thy personal appearance is better hincVa 9 loin a girls that can cuddle the little ones thon n lotto- -.-.- I . c"u DU "-""l- I , given a clear and healthy complexion t tL, "Lh 7 , tbe hoUow spaces rrm continuous t" . l" , """"' Bmola oul have to paint it till she can't wink h"U?.It. L chambers from top to bottom. These lh" dmeSt c. sk.eIn . v. a. uutu, uui ouaii iuuu cay to mose . "-"b mcciiumci. auu wuu cwo luee, i aian i mink. make tho n,nii no... lamer uutes comiort m for some- why does she bang her hair like a IV Thou shalt not wait to be heat, the result belnir a moier hn.,o thing better than beauty, and big Spitz poodle and make her head look tom Wuat thou shalt do, nor in what ln summer and a warmer one in Drothers are proud of for something like a window mop? Why. bless """fL-l! d r th"8 wlnter- In the floors the blocks utranks the ability of leading i uiuj lui uuvn ijm 1 1 j 1 1 1 iri ii H inn ii J i . . u uuuc you. an these things are the style, which fortune hath given thee. beams ad 7nV wh r Z"'i that Is all that can or ought I V. Thou shalt not fall to main- flooring that individual tHt VnH to oe saia aoout tnemi rr "en.y, uur uau r0r may be placed on ton of them Tnmi hn mi lfr nr noL.i-, iui 1 1 1 I vuuu WW bUt,J ui uutuiug IUUL Will CONSOLIDATED TELEPHONE GO'S OF PENNSYLVANIA. Foster Building, Honesdale. HENRY Z. RUSSELL. PRESIDENT. ANDREW THOMPSON VICE PRESIDENT. EDWIN F.TORREY CASHIER. ALBERT C. LINDSAY ASSISTANT CASHIER mere is sweet music m every home where the heart strings are touched by gentleness and courtesy. The mild word, the gentle answer, j ine tenaer act, the patient conslder- ateness, will touch chords of kind ness and make sweet molmlv In tho nis own nara labor. "c a ocu- uu maao nimseir quite lamny as everywhere. A desolate VII. Thou shalt not fall to live offensive to an old lady who sat near dreary place is a homo devnid nf are . . ... I lessen tho ennrt reorient for. iUraaJf A nappy home Is the brightest spot VL Th . -' Consideration, on earth that the eye of God looks other fellow's lob. nor his salary, nor A man under the influence of Ho down upon. Love and peace in his the position that he hath gained by uor got on a suburban trolley-car. home sends sunshine around the man wherever he goes; disorder and trouble there Is misery everywhere, There are few worries of life which a man cannot now and then shake those little courtesies which practiced in the best social life. within thy income, nor shalt thou wnen ine conauctor came contract any debts when thou canst around for his fare this old lady not see the way clear to pay them. JumPed up and said: VIII. Thou shalt not ho nfmid "Conductor, do you allow drunk- off, but who can shake himself free to blow th,ne own norn' for he who en People on "jls car?" from the skeleton in the closet from fu laueia 10 D10w ms own norn at to, "i 7 ,7 a' a , conauc- known men who would lay down . cioset, irom the proper occas on flndeth nobody tor' but slt down and nobody will their lives for their w ve nnd m,ii the worry of the household, a hllste-r LtnMi j 7 ' Z. . . ' nntiee vnni" ineir nves xor ineir wives and chil dren, who would almost have fits It is the little foxes that destroy tne vines in home life. We have the worry of the household, a MistO standing ready to blow it for hlm. notice you! on the heart. Aday will tell how many IX. Thou shalt not hesitate to a man carried that with him without Bay No wnen thou meanest "No" Couldn't Miss It, wincing down to the grave. When Tr'. l""u , " lu ""nemuer A young married couple, who husband and wife are helpmate to ijg bU'VS thns'tt ref,de far fr01? th,s p,ace' were each other in the best sense; when ment ' ,Udg" Tl IZZJr bonfymon . . , . ' ... tr,P on a sleeping car. During the order and lovo and goodness prevail X. Thou shalt give every man a night when the train was runnlne j il. . . . . . . Dnnn.A ilanl rphl. I. . 1. l . . . .... " ia iuo iioueo men ue man wno nas m mo iw great siowiy over some still, mountainous o hard battle in life to fight can leave commandment, and there is no other country, the bride, In a very soft his strugg.es behind hlm. when he Ethana!. wKS dX moru. vritu uu our tuuiis wo its oi tne Dusiness world. Graham aro tho most homo loving of people ood and that Is the reason why wo are the greatest of people. Whatever All right, dear." replied John. "Tho cooler is only a step down -tho aisle." "But how shall I know which berth is ours when I come back?" he aak-i ed timidly. I will stick my foot out in the Dentscher Gottesdlenst. Tien rteiltuhan mn Tlnniuilala belpi home life la. a national bless- umgegend tur Konntnlsa das in der log; what ever hurts home life la a Luthorischen Klrche, Church Bt. national curse, and the treat Jeden Sonntag moreen 10U. Ilhr ilain." mii ihn iin .nn ... carae that can touch theae blewlnw I "f' OotteEdlenst aUttfindet it." i. i wuhbiou uori-i wnen ne came d&ck there waa a I 111.11 Dill Krllllrlll linn. I 1 a a mmtmjm f'A . .A asd blMMdeau of our lirmM. nnOTx, I Vr. luu.1 vry of apoplexy over a button off a shirt or a mislaid paper. There are wom en who would die at the stake for their husbands, but who have an almost unconscious habit of nagging tne poor man rrom morning till nignt. utrange isn't It. When news Is scarce wo havo but little stock to fall back on. If we try to do "phunny we phall," and if we produce anything containing any merit outside of itemizing we dare not publish It, lest our readers will aay, "that crank." If we touch on pontics, we hear the cry of -calamity howler." If at times we feel religiously Inclined and should make alight allusions, somehow the pith will get punched out, and some one win come in our sanctum and aiK, "w&ki aid you intend to co- HONESDALE NATIONAL BANK. This Bank was Organized In December, 1836, and Nationalized In December, 1864. Since its organization It has paid In Dividends to its Stock holders, $1,905,800.00 The Comptroller of the Currency has placed It on the HONOR ROLL, from the fact that Its Surplus Fund more than equals Its capital stock. What Class 0 are YOU in The world has always been divided into two clasaes those who have saved, those who have spent the thrifty and the extravagant. It Is the savers who have bnilt the houses, the mills, the bridges, the railroads, the ships and all the other great works which stand for man's advancement and happiness. The spenders are slaves to the savers. It is the law of nature. We want you to be a saver to open an account ln our Savings Department and be independent, One Dollar will Start an Account. This Bank will be pleased to receive all or a portion of YOUR banking business. vey!" gometlmts we sd11 bad aid J m