THE CITIZEN, WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 11, 1000. wioieieioieieieie CENT A WORD COLUMN! WANTED Small farm, Ave to twenty acres, with comfortable house. DORIN. DINING Room Girl Wanted. Apply at Hotel Wayno. A COMFOllTAlliiH and conveni ent home, across the river, with good barn and small garden, for 11000 part cash. DORIN. BOARD WANTED Office man, neat and orderly, desires board and lodging with private family. Address XT., Citizen office. I OFFER a new house on Court street, 14 rooms, now renting for ?288, two bath rooms, furnace and all improvements, for $3500 haK cash. This is a bargain and no mistake. DORIN. Foil SAIjH Large two-family house on Church street, near park, with two bath rooms, furnace heat throughout, everything; also good barn 30x40. Bargain for quck buyer. DORIN. JHIAMAX has some splendid na tive and western horses for sale, all in excellent condition at Allen House barn. 25tf. Wllilj SIOIjL a practically new Spring street dwelling, 7 rooms, bath and all conveniences, fine cel lar and garden, $2400. Easy terms. DORIN. SPECIAD attention given to chil dren at Charlcsworth's Studio. 2S FOR SAIiK Ray house, on East Extension street. Large lot with sixty feet front. M. E. Simons. 38eoitf. IiOOAIj MENTION. Additional local matter will be found on pages 1 and 8. Have you a new cent, with "V. D. B." on it? It will buy gum just as well as any old cent. A new hose company for Honesdale is among the new pos sibilities. J The trout season ended last Saturday. Now the "big-catch" stories are in process of incubation. We are told that the oat crop is short tills year, having suffered from rust and drouth. Do you eat oats? A llarrisburg girl has killed herself by tight lacing. But that doesn't Interest any girl in Hones dale. The town council is thinking about paving .Main street. 'Tis a consummation devoutly to bo wished. It is said that the Lake Lodore company lias prohibited the camp ers and owners of cottagers near Elk Lake from using the lake for any purpose. Nine marriage licenses were granted in Wayne county during July, compared with fourteen for the same mouth last year. Why is this thus? - -The Premium List of the 47th annual Fair of the Wayne County Agricultural Society will be issued in pamphlet form from the Citizen office soon. A Scranton clergyman on Sun day last based his remarks upon "the beauty and symmetery of the new Lincoln cent." What's the matter with a ?20 gold piece? A well-known gentleman about town defines a "joy-ride" as "traveling alone and riding in a smoking car." There are probably reasons for his peculiar view. The Brotherhood of St. An drew of Grace church will hold a service in the Indian Orchard school house, Sunday, August 15, at 2:30 p. m. Mr. Ernest F. Dudley will be the lay reader. The annual meeting and clam bake of the Honesdale Skat Club was held at the farm of John Hartman on Sunday, Aug. 8th. There were present 24 members who enjoyed the occasion Immensely. Collectors for Old Home Week fund will soon make a house to house canvass for subscriptions to defray expenses. It Is hoped that the solicitors will be received cordi ally, as they are sacrificing their time for the success of tho event. The new Lincoln penny will not be withdrawn, though we don't see why anyone's initials should be allowed upon it. The cent, on ac count of its "large circulation" would make a valuable advertising medium for almost any one. Call a young lady "a peach," and your remark Is at once justi fied by the delicate tint which ap pears on her cheeks. Suggest to a young man that he is a "plum," and he Immediately desires to wreck your countenance. Now, why? The predlllction for "scare" headlines by some newspaper peo ple, develops some very ludicrous things. An exchange which lies on our desk has one. It reads in big black type, "Injured His Big Too!" There are fools in all trades but ours. The people of Port Jervls, who have been seeing the light of u mysterious air-ship, every night for the past two weeks, have discovered that the light belongs to the planet Jupiter. Prof. Dolph Informed them. Evidently astronomy Is a stranger in P. J. Mrs. I. W. Tibbetts, Mrs. Yerkes and son, have returned home. It Is said that Beach Lake has a case of scarlet fever. Keep busy about Old Home Week preparations. The time will Boon be here. The Baptist Ladies' Aid society will hold a cake sale in tho church on Friday afternoon at 3 o'clock. It is stated that frost visited this locality last Thursday night. There has surely been none since then. J. A. Robinson is removing the machinery from his factory in the Dodge building, to the Liberty hall building. The Honesdale base ball team was defeated at Port Jervis on Thursday of last week, by the score of 5 to 1. And yet rainless weather af flicts this locality. There were showers a short dlstance.west of this place Monday evening. We understand that the Inde pendent is putting in a new Cottrell newspaper press. We are pleased to note this evidence of our neigh bor's prosperity. The old hand-pump lire engine, once of Honesdale, and now owned by the Narrowsburg fire department, will be a feature of the parade of firemen during Old Home Week, in this place. If we are not mistaken, an or dinance of the borough requires that all dogs running at large, shall be muzzled at this time. One would not believe it, from the number of unmuzzled canines at large. "Storms and Signs" says the best days to fish, this month, are Thursday, the 12th, Saturday, the 21st. Saturday, the 28th, and Mon day, the 2Uth. If you catch any on those days, tell us about it. Hard-hearted Scranton has de cided that no beggar shall ply his occupation in that city without per mission from the Board of Charities. It's queer how some people get envious at the business successes of their neighbors. Holy Communion will be held next Sunday, at St. John's Luther an church, at both matins and morn ing service. Matins will be held in English, at 7 a. m., the morning service in German at 10:3o a. m. There will be no vespers. When tho U .S. weather mak ers can give predictions for each individual township, then, we think, they may interest. As it is they don't excite much curiosity. It rains where it will rain all around in spots. We don't seem to get any. On Thursday evening a number of base ball players met at Frank Schueiiioltz's cigar store and or ganized a team by electing Frank Schuerholss manager. Leslie Brader captain, and Leon Ross treasurer. The iirst game will probably bo played Saturday afternoon. In Scranton, yesterday, a lad was badly bitten by a bull-dog. And now the newspapers have dis covered that all dogs running at large should wear muzzles. We presume that Honesdale dogs are also entitled to that privilege, but we notice but few so adorned. Word was received hero Sun day of the deatli at El Paso, Texas., of Herbert Seamans, a brother of Jay G. Seamans and C. S. Seamans of Scranton. Tho telegram con veyed the information that .Mr. Sea mans was killed in a wreck of elec tric cars. Particulars of the trag edy were not given. Honesdale's base ball team journeyed to Port Jervis, Thursday, and was nicely "trimmed" by the team of the latter place. The Port Jervis Gazette, however, speaks in high terms of praise of the Hones dale boys, both as regards deport ment and ball playing, and that's some balm to our wounded pride. There are two things which every American citizen can do bet ter than the man on the job run a newspaper and manage a hotel. If there was ever any such person, not connected in the callings men tioned, who didn't believe in the truth of this statement, he is either dead or in an asylum. Messrs. Dlffene and Grumsen, of New York City, were in Hones dale on Saturday for the purpose of recording the deed of a new tract of land they purchased of Gottlieb Matter In Paupack township. There are 16C acres and the price paid was $5,500. The new proprietors will build a large summer boarding house on the property. A "funny" chump, who signs as "Horace Dod Gastit," attunes his lyre and thumps off a string of doggerel, which, evidently, was sup posed to be a rap at the "personal" column of the country newspaper. It must be of great benefit to the N. Y. Sun to ridicule its country readers all of whom peruse those "personals" first of all news in their papers. But, of course, people who do not reside in New York, are silly fools, according to the "smarty" report ers, of many of its dallies. The State of Pennsylvania is now erecting on the battlefield of Gettysburg a magnificent memorial to the soldiers of the state who fought there for the preservation of the Union, July 1, 2 and 3, 1863. The commission having in charge the erection of this memorial have re solved to place around the base bronze tablets containing the names of every soldier of a Pennsylvania organization who fought in the bat tle. If you, or any friend of yours was in that battle, forward the name to St. Clair A. Mulholland, U. S. pension agent at Philadelphia. Rev. W. F. Hopp will hold ser vices at the White Mills chapel, on Thursday evening at 7:30 o'clock. On Friday evening the Board of Health organized by electing Dr. R. W. Brady president, and Dr. W. T. McConvllle, secretary. The thermometer registered In this place, Sunday, 9C degrees in the shade. Hottest day of the year. The Protection Engine company cleared over three hundred dollars at their recent picnic, at Bellevue Park. The Maccabees of Honesdale went to Beach Lake on Saturday, and. held their annual outing. In the evening a public dinner was held. There were about sixty people from Honesdale in attendance. On Friday Peter Henderson, who is employed on a farm near Aldenville, was arraigned before Burgess John Kuhbach. Hender son was arrested Thursday after noon by Officer John Canivan, on the charge of drunkenness and dis orderly conduct. The mysterious disappearance of M. Hartman, a tailor, of Hones dale, Is occasioning considerable comment. He has not been seen here since last Thursday, and his family is, evidently, unaware of his whereabouts. On Thursday evening Miss Helene Bishop entertained a num ber of friends at a China shower in honor of Miss Mary Jayne. Those present were: Misses Ruth Lord, .Mary Jayne, Edna Doolittle, Mar garet Walsh, Alice Bader, Helen Beck and Grace Bishop. Boys who practice catching rides on the cars in this place, nro warned that some day there will either be funerals on that account, or else they will spend the remainder of their lives, miserable cripples. James Mulford, a lad in Owego, Friday last, lost an arm, a leg, and part of one foot from indulging in that pastime. He will probably die. A party composed of Mrs. William McMillan, of West Pittston, and Mrs. Jessie B. Dolmetsch, accom panied by the latter's daughter, Miss Marguerite Dolmetsch, of River street, have gathered at the home of their sister, Mrs. Win. Dunsmore, at Wellsboro, Pa., in honor of their mother's, Mrs. Margaret Ball's, birthday. Mrs. Ball has been spend ing some months with Mrs. Duns more. Through Mr. John 1). Weston's efforts, the Rev. W. B. Beach, of Green Ridge, conducted the Episco pal service with a sermon, at the Forest Lake Club House last Sun day morning, which was listened to by a large and Interested audience Mr. Beach was accompanied by the earnest lay worker, .Mr. Paul W. Gardner, also of Green Ridge, of whoso good works Honesdale is proud. The trip to the lake and return was made in Mr. Henry Z. Russell's touring car. PERSONAL-. Miss M. Freeman is visiting friends in Scranton. Harry Potter spent Sunday in Scranton with his parents. H. F. Weaver was a business caller in Cnrbondale on Saturday. Mrs. L. O. Rose is entertaining several relatives this week. S. S. Drake, of Waymart, called at The Citizen office on Monday. Verna E. Drake, of Hawley, is visiting Miss M. O'Connell of Church street. Misses Jeanette Babcock and Hannah Parsons, of Peckville, and Mr. and Mrs. N. E. Hause, of Harrisburg, are guests of relatives at Hawley. Miss M. O'Connell entertained friends at cards at her home on Friday evening. Miss Angle Hughes, of Hawley, visited relatives in town on Satur day and Sunday. Misses .Maine Lynott and Kate Deitzer are visiting relatives and friends in Scranton. Mr. Joseph Hadlick, of Susque hanna, visited Honesdale in his touring car on Saturday. Miss Jeannette Freeman is visiting her sister, Mrs. Louis Landau, of Scranton. Fred Schuerholz, of this place, played with Milford on Saturday in their game against Newton. Miss Anna Abrams, of Scranton, is visiting her brother, A. W. Abrams, of South Main street. """Mr. and Mrs. William Crosby, of Newark, N. J., have been spending a few days in our beautiful town. Thomas J. Ham and Charles E. Dodge are taking an inventory of the stock of C. C. Jadwin. Mr. and Mrs. Edward Hempstead went to New York last week to at tend the funeral of a relative. Miss Grace Cory, of New York, is visiting her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Frank Cory, of Court street. Mr. Harry Primer badly injured the Index finger of bis left hand while at his duties at Lyric theatre. Mrs. William Fredersie, of Carbon dale, will spend the next three weeks at Camp Comfort, at Beach Lake. MIsb Anna Reed, of Blnghamton, N. Y., arrived Saturday evening for a two weeks' vacation at her home here. Mr. Frank N. Lord, of Buffalo, has purchased the furniture and lease from Mrs. Brandon, of the Allen House, and will take posses sion October 5th, Leo Osborne is spending a few days in town. Frank Ashley was a recent visitor in Port Jervis. Mrs. Chas. White, of Westport, Conn., is visiting friends in this place. Mr. and Mrs. Chas. Sonner, of Sixth street, are the happy parents of a newly-arrived boy. Edward Kilroe has returned to New York, after a visit with his mother at Tanner's Falls. Mr. and Mrs. T. J. McGinnls and daughter Grace, are spending the week with relatives in Hawley. William McKenna has returned home after an extended trip In the, interest of the Wayne Cut Glass Co. Miss Verna Drake, of Hawley, spent several days last week with the Misses O'Connell, of South Church street. Miss Jennie Conzelman, who is employed at Menner & Co.'s depart ment store, is enjoying her vacation in Atlantic City. Miss Agnes Mullady is being en tertained at the homo of Mr. and Mrs. John M. Lyons of Honesdale. Carbondale Leader. Miss Clara Torrey, of this place, and the Misses Dorflinger, of White Mills, left for Milford, Pike county, Thursday morning. Mrs. J. Palmer and daughter, Mrs. Charles Fladerback, are on a visit to relatives and friends In Blnghamton, N. Y. Mr. and Mrs. Frank Stelnman, son nnd daughter, have returned from Asbury Park, having made the trip in their auto. Jno. E. Richmond and wife leave for the White Mountains on Friday. This Is the thirtieth year of their pilgrimage to that resort. Ivan Clark has returned to Philadelphia, after a two weeks' visit with his parents, Mr. and Mrs. Edward Clark, of Cliff street. Misses Grace Jadwin, Dora Con gar and Lucia Bristoe were the guests of David Menner and wife at Elk Lake Wednesday. Fred Saunders, Samuel Brown and Howard Bishop returned on Wednesday from Peck's pond with ISO catfish, representing one day's outing. Miss Elsa Roos lias returned to her home in Scranton after a few days' visit with her sister, Mrs. SIgmund Katz, of North Main street. .Miss Tydvill Jones lias returned to her homo in Scranton after a visit at the home of Air. and Mrs. I aarles Bishop, of North Main street. Mr. Henry Z. Russell, son and daughter, Milton and Lucy, and Mr. and Mrs. Benjamin Gardner at tended the services at the Forest Lake Club House on Sunday morn ing. Rev. David Smythe, of Avoca, will occupy the Presbyterian church pul pit next Sunday. The Methodist congregation will unite in a union service. Dr. and Mrs. Lewis P. Cooke and family, of Hawley, accompanied by Miss Tuttle of New York City, left Saturday for Big Pond, to remain two weeks. E. F. Torrey is improving his property extending from the resi dence of Michael Dunnlgan to Mr. Katz's home, on West street, by laying a four-foot sidewalk. Miss Florence Swartz of Pittston, who has been tho guest of Hon. L. Fuertii and wife, left Thursday for her home. Miss E .Gardner Fuerth, her cousin, accompanied her as her guest. Misses Jeanette Babcock and Hanna Parsons, of Peckville, and Mrs. William Fredersie of Carbon dale, will spend the next three weeks at Camp Comfort, at Beach Lake. Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Sherry, of Brooklyn, N. Y., who have been en tertained at the residence of Mr. and Mrs. Carl Whitney for the past month, returned to that city on Thursday. Mr, and Mrs. Joseph Sherry of Brooklyn, N. Y., who have been en tertained at the residence of Mr. and Mrs. Carl Whitney for the past month, returned to that city on Thursday. Joseph Jacobs has been engaged as canvasser and collector for The Citizen. Mr. Jacobs is a gentle manly and courteous agent, and we bespeak for him the kind offices of the public. Mr. and Mrs. Wallace Lambert and family, and Hon. William H. Dlmmlck, are to spend two weeks at the pleasant home of the latter's son, Russell Dlmmlck, of Dalton, Penn'a. John E. Dudley and son, John, of Buffalo, the former connected with the Standard Oil company for the last twenty years, arrived in town Monday night and are being enter tained at his brother's residence in East Honesdale. Mr. and Mrs. George Berry and daughter, Mr. and Mrs. R. Shep pherd, Mr. and Mrs. George Benton, son and neice, of Carbondale, and Mr. and Mrs. Drew of Olyphant, ar rived here Thursday enroute to the Westshore house at Beach Lake. Mr. and Mrs. Frank Stelnman, with their daughter and son, Ida and Albert, completed a day's run from Asbury Park, N. J., home, at 11 p. m., Sunday night, in their Overland car. Mr. Albert Stelnman Is becoming an accomplished chauffeur. Mr. Fred Crosley returned to his home in Chicago on Monday. Mr. and Mrs. Wesley, Mr. Gard ner and son, Perry, of Scranton, are spending two weeks camping out, at Lake Cadosia, near Cochecton. Mr. and Mrs. Alonzo T. Searle will spend the next two weeks nt Sunape Lake, New Hampshire, tho guests of Hon. W. D. Turbney. MnenneiThoi' ut Old Home Week Celebration. The executive committee of the Honesdale Maennerchor has en gaged the band, and will join with the Citizens' committee In receiving the Junger Maennerchor of Wllkes Barre, Scranton, Carbondale, Port Jervis and Hawley. The chairman of this committee is Gustavo Kettell. Notice to White lUbboners. The annual meeting will be held in the lecture room of the Metho dist church, Tuesdny afternoon, Aug. 17th, to begin at 3:30 o'clock. It is desired that every White Rlb boner will be present. All officers and superintendents, come prepared to give reports. All who have done flower mission work send report to Lottie Roe, and all who have dis tributed literature, report to Mrs. S. M. Decker, as soon as possible, that Miss Roe and Mrs. Decker may be able to get their reports ready for the meeting. Our Bowling Team Wins, Last Friday evening tho bowling team went to Beacli and defeated the boarders of place. The following scores rolled: BEACH LAKE. Wallace 132110- Muek 151 15H- Brnnning 1C5 1J7- LnGrange 148 170- Schleglo 135 13- HONESDALE. FInnerty 191 2 08 Butler 205 110- Lawyer 159 1 .- Bunnell 130 11 U- Rettew 121 12s- local Lake that were -1C4 153 -127 -1C8 -154 -1G1 -169 -161 -160 -143 Deatli of Levi II. Allien. At his home in Passaic, N. J., on Saturday, occurred the death of Levi H. Alden, who was one of the pioneer manufacturers and business men of Wayne county. His home was at Aldenville. For many years lie lias been a resident of Passaic where lie was greatly esteemed. Ills ago was 84 years. Have You Ever Taken the Trip to SARATOGA SPRINGS and LAKE GEORGE? If not, ynu hliimkl take advantage of the extremely i"v rate. 10 Day Vacation Trip on SATURDAY, AUGUST 14th which the Dehiwaic & Hudson Co. has arranged, to viit the world renowned medicinal springs and incidentally the Races at Saratoga Springs as well as LAKE GF.OI1GK, the most beautiful lake in the world. ADULTS, $5.00 CHILDREN, $2.50 Tickets good going on special and regular trains, Aug. 14th, leaving Wilkes-Barre Scranton Carbondale 7:00 A. M. 7:45 A. M. 8:H0 A. M. 7:10 A. M. 7:55 A. M. S:40 A. M. :i:00 V. M. .'1:50 P. M. 4:.'i" I'. M. Stopping at Intermediate Stations. Upturning on any regular train within ten (lays. IIKNKY UUSSEf.L. i'RKsini:xT. AN DUE W THOMPSON vici: rnKs-iDKNT. HONESDALE NATIONAL BANK. This Bank was Organized in December, 1836, and Nationalized In December, 1864. Since its organization it has paid, in Dividends to its Stock holders, $1,905,800.00 The Comptroller of the Currency has placed It on the' HONOR ROLL, from the factthat Its Snrplus Fund more than equals Its capital stock. What Class 9 are YOU in The world has alwavs been divided into two classes those who have saved, those who have spent the thrifty and the extravagant. It is the savers who have'built the houses, the mills, the bridges, the railroads, the ships and all the other great works which stand for man's advancement and happiness. The spenders are slaves to the savers. It is the law of nature. We want you to be a saver to open an account in our Savings Department and be independent. One Dollar will Start an Account. This Bank will be pleased to receive all or a portion of YOUR banking business. A Lad, a Lassie, anil a Speeder. ' Sunday morning last, a city gent of about 18 summers, who is rus ticating at Beach Lake, hired a rig, secured tho company of his best girl and started on a trip to Honesdale. Everything went smoothly until, when within about two miles from town, John gathered the whip and reins firmly and "touched up" old Bob. Now Bob Is an old-time track nag and hasn't entirely forgotten' his early training, and when tho unexpected summons came, presto! they were off! John was startled. He pulled on the reins, shouted "whoa!" pulled harder, but away blithely skipped Robert. It took but a short time to reach Mnln street, nnd then he was just getting down to his gait. The people, who were returning from divine service, were astonished and shocked at tho reckless behavior of this stranger, who with white and agitated face, was leaning well forward and still bravely endeavoring to pull tho beast backward into the buggy. The young lady, though evidently not entirely composed, never uttered a sound, but hung to the seat with both hands. Whizz! and they were lost in the dust nnd the dis tance. At North Park, which is at the further end of the borough, old Bob weakened. Ho was tired and covered with foam. The young man climbed tremblingly down, turned the outfit about and with both hands on the bridle, led the llery beast back to a hotel, where hostlers were put to work upon his heaving frame. "Nevah was so fyghtened In me loife!" ejaculated the young man, when he was told that if ho hndn't "pulled" the nag he would have been quiet enough. The young lady smiled sardonically, as she remarked: "Thought you knew nil about horses, John." On the re turn trip a staid and practical .Honesdale nag hauled the buggy. Porch Party. Friday evening Miss Madeline O'Connell entertained a number of friends nt a porch party at her home on South Church street. The af fair was in honor of Miss Verna Drake, of Hawley. Those present were: Misses Ethel Schiessler, Letitla, Green, Rita .Murray, Helen Jacobs, Lucilo Rowland, Doretta O'Connell, Minnie Schoell, Gertrude Krantz, Messrs. Max Plum, Harlen Histed, Otto Truscott, Austin Lyons, Coe Lemnitzor, Ralph Brown, Ernest Dudley, Edgar Brown, and Joseph Jacobs. I KDWI.V V. TOHltKY I'ASIIIK.li. AUJKliTf. MNDSA.. ASSISTANT CAS IIIKIl.