THE CIT1ZKN, WEDNESDAY, JULY 14, iOOO. TIHHTEfiNTII AT MT. GKUTNA. TUNNEL FOH ERIE AUGUST 2. The Mllitln Enjoying the Annual Encampment Seven nnd a half hours after the Thirteenth regiment left Scranton the train bearing the command slow ly pulled Into Alt. Gretna and with in a very few minutes the line was formed and the march to camp was commenced. Swinging along 120 steps to the minute, the column moved through the picnic grove and across the face of the hill on which brigade hend (juarters are situated and then 'straight as a die towards reservoir hill, where the tents of the Ninth and Thirteenth are pitched. The camp site is an ideal one and is identically the same as two years ago. Broad spreading chestnut trees are scattered through the camp and the shade furnished by them will no doubt be gratefully sought! before the week ends. Company A, Engineers, is located near brigade headquarters, having the really choice location of the ground, their camp being handy to the picnic and camp meeting grove, while the site occupied by the Thir teenth Is fully a half-mile from these centers of Interest. Immediately upon arrival, the work of llxing up quarters was taken in hand and by the time morning mess was ready at C o'clock, every street in the camp was thoroughly policed and tents rolled up ready for Immediate inspection of quarters if need lie. At 1) o'clock the regiment In company with the other four of the brigade was paraded in front of brigade headquarters, where the formal ceremony of opening camp was gone through. While the regi ments formed In lino of masses to three sides of the Ilag-pole, the col ors were slowly hoisted to the top of the polo and ns they broke forth in the morning breeze the buglers sounded "to the colors" and the ar tillery fired a salute. This constitut ed the ceremony, nnd olllcial life of the tour of duty of 1901) dates from the moment that the Stars and Stripes were first kissed by the niornng's sun. At 11:30 o'clock enme the first actual duty of camp, when regiment al guard was mounted. In view of the fact that camp preparation had taken up the greater part of the mornng and that the tour was to be a limited one, the ceremony was Informal, in fact, it was a fatigue guard mounting, the adjutant simply verifying the details and dismissing the guard. Lieutenant Donney of Company P is officer of the day, and Lieutenant Barrett of Company K officer of the guard. Evening parade at 5:30 o'clock was the only event of the day, the men being allowed to spend the time as they saw lit. There was no band concert owing to the fact that the band did not accompany the command to camp, having an engage ment at home. .Votes of the Camp. Color Sergeant .lames .McGouldrick is the veteran enlisted man of the outfit. First Sergeant Leo Bnrtz and Lieut. Robert Donney are the only two men in Company F who joined the company on the original mus ter eleven years ago. Corporal Stub of Company C is acting quartermaster-sergeant for the tour of duty. Thompson Rowley, native of Scranton. but now resident of Wilkes-Darre, is at the head of the Ninth regiment band, which Is regarded as one of the finest musical aggregations in camp. The Ninth regiment furnished the first brigade guard of the camp Lieut. Harry Smith and a platoon of Company D. being detailed for the duty. It looked for a time as if it would be necessary to dispense with the Hag-raising in connection with the opening camp ceremony, inasmuch as the rope by which the Hag was drawn to the peak of the sixty-foot staff in front of headquarters parted on being tested. The slender staff has stood for a number of years and It was deemed inadvisable to order anyone to carry the new rope to its top. J. P. Phillips, of Company A Engineers, however, volunteered for the hazardous task, which he ac- complshied In safety. The report of the Spring lnspec tlons of the National Guard has just been Issued for the benefit of the commands now in camp. Company D, Cant. Frank H. Jllkel, Harrls- burg, Eighth regiment, with a fig' ure of efficiency of 98.77, stands at the head of Infantry organizations. inspector-General Sweeney says that the attendance was most credit able. The Infantry Is in good con dition and the cavalry most excellent, General Sweeney makes the follow Ing recommendations, among others That the basement of the armory at Scranton be arranged for the proper care of stato property; that the arm ory board direct, when state armor les are leased for civic purposes the dates be so arranged as not to interfere with the schedule for spring inspection. William P. McAndrews, a clar lonet player of the Thirteenth regl mcnt band, Is critically ill of perl tonltis. Ho came hero 111 and was taken to the hospital as soon as he arrived. It it feared he will die. Faro Is Five Cents and No Eric It. 11. Tickets Will be Accepted. A .notice has been put up in the Central Valley depot of the Erie railroad to the effect that the Cortlandt street tunnel will be open to the public on August 2. It is emphasized that an extra fare of five cents will be charged for crossng under the river either way and that railroad tickets will under no circumstances bo accepted as transportation. These tunnel tickets can be pur chased at offices specially provided in Jersey City terminal and Hudson terminal, also at Christopher, Ninth, 11th, 19th and 23rd streets. The tunnels are operated by a corporation distinct from the rail roads namely the Hudson nnd .Manhattan Railway Co. A "Low Down Piece of Trick." By a strategic dodge unequnlled by anything found in the biography of the fox, Aaron Augustus Chase, the lawyer, yesterday, drew the wool blinders over the eyes of all Inter ested In his divorce case on the side of his wife, says the Scranton Trib une. On the strength of a series of letters he prevailed on his wife to come from her Canadian home to his Benton township bungnlow, and when she landed they effected what purported to be a reconciliation. Convinced that domestic bliss had been restored, .Mrs. Chase came to Scranton, got her luggage at a rail road station nnd returned to the lungnlow. .Mr. Cliaso met her at the station, helped her from the rain, carried the luggage home nnd -then served n subpoena In (II-orce. CASTOR I A For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bough1 Bears the Signature of Tin) "King of Home." What became of Napoleon's son is a question often asked, ns little mention is made in history of the young prince, the desire of his fath er's life, who was born March 20, 1811, amid great rejoicing In Paris and hailed as the "King of Rome." in January, 1S14, Napoleon em braced his wife and child for the last time, and this really ended the reign of the little king "who never saw his kingdom." He was reared n the Austrian court under the name of the Duke of Rclchstadt and grow to be a handsome young fellow and quite a brilliant scholar. He had one short year of military life and then contracted pulmonary dis ease, from which he died in his twenty-second year. He worshiped the memory of his father and al ways spent the anniversary of his death, July 22, in his own rooms. He is buried in the Carthusian nioiv astery of Vienna, which Is the Aus. trian Westminster abbey. When is the Time to Advertise' Some merchants have become pos sessed of the idea that the summer months are a poor time to advertise, on account ot' so many people being out of town. Nothing is farther from the truth. While a large sec tion of our people take vacations, the number of people who go away for more than two or three weeks is comparatively small. The great majority of mechanics and business men do not get over two weeks' va cation, and really the number of stay at homes is still greater, and the merchant who tells about his bnrgains will find plenty of people listening. .Most people have to make many purchases in the midst of summer to complete their equip ment for even two weeks' vacation. The merchant who keeps his regu lar space full will get this business. He will 11 nil many strangers here who read the home paper and will trade with the concern that gives the appearance of hustle by liberal advertising. He Craved Variety. An Oregon editor once got a big ad vertisement from a place which sold nothing but oysters. The place had just opened, nnd, while the proprietor was willing to advertise, he didn't have the cash to spend, so the newspaper man took n card which entitled him to $10 worth of oysters. "A few days later a tramp printer strolled into tho Gazette office and -wanted a job," re lates tho editor. "I had nothing to offer him, but told tho man he might sleep back In the composing room, and ns ho had no money to buy food I gave him tho meal ticket on the oys ter parlor. I didn't hear from him again for more than a week. One day ho came Into tho office looking a bit drawn nnd worn. 'I don't want to seem dissatisfied with what you've done for me, Mr. Carter,' said he, 'and I'm willing to admit that the luscious bivalve Is a wonderfully fine bit of food, but for heaven's sake can't you get an ad. from a ham and egg em norlnm?' " Our Cities. In this country there nro 1,58 cities with populations exceeding 30,000. Of theso fifteen unvo over 300,000 Inhabit ants, twenty-seven hnvo between 100,- 000 nnd 300,000, forty-eight havo be tween BO.OOO nnd 100,000 and sixty- eight have less than C0.000. Pineapple Rind. Tho knlfo used for peeling a pineap plo should never bo used for slicing it, as tho rind contains an acid that Is apt to causo a swollen mouth and sore lips. WASHINGTON LETTER Special Correspondence. Tlio oldest omployee of tho depart ment of agriculture is Richard II. Cooke, a watchman. lie lias been In the department over since it wns a bureau with six clerks under tho sec retary of tho Interior and has seen lr grow In tho forty-five years of his service from a bureau with a commis sioner and desk room In tho old patent office building to n department with 14,000 employees, Including the forest service, a secretary in tho cabinet and the beginning of one of the lines! buildings that ever housed a federal department. Veteran of the Civil War. Captain Cooke, for he reached com mission rnnk In tho civil war, wa3 born In Maryland Just outside the Dis trict. Ho was little more than a boy when the war broke out. but answered tho first call of tho president for vol unteers and served with the ninety day men at the beginning of the strug gle. He was In tho First Maryland cavalry and participated In twenty-one battles and skirmishes. V- lien the first enlistment wns out lie went in again and served for tho full three years and at the end of that time left the service wounded, but not dlsnblcd. Growth of a Great Department. He came to Washington at that time and entered the service of the govern ment in tho then bureau of agriculture. He lias letters now from Andrew Jack son and President Lincoln commend ing Ii lm for the place. It was a little bureau at tho time, nnd little was thought of It. Captain Cooke's ap pointment was under tho first commis sioner of agriculture, Isaac Newton, who was appointed July 1, 1802. Cooke went Into the service in 1801, serving continuously under J. W. Stokes, Ilornco Capron, Frederick Watts, Wil liam G. Le Due, George Lorlng and Normnn Column. On the second ap pointment of Column to office In 1889 tho bureau was mado n department. Then came Uncle Jerry Rusk, J. Ster ling Morton nnd finally the present secretary, James Wilson. Tho de partment had been growing ever since it was created a department, but un der Wilson, who proved a splendid ex executive, the department went for ward by strides. Its employees In creased by the hundred and when the forest service wns created by the thousand. Captain Cooke watched the growth and was raised from his position as i a watchman In an obscure bureau to ' bo a member of the metropolitan po lice force and the watchman nt the front door of one of the most Impor tant departments of tho government. The Jefferson Bible. A few years ago congress authorized the publication of a facsimile of Thom as Jefferson's Bible. Jcll'ersou had this Bible in the form of a scrap book In which tho life of the Saviour was set out from tho Scriptures In chronolog ical order with especial emphasis as to the philosophy of life lie enunciated in his sayings. Tills material was sot down In parallel columns in the Greek, Latin and English texts. After the Drder of congress was carried out the publishers were given leave to print iddltional copies, which were put on Hie market at $2.50 a volume. Recent ly there has been an overproduction, and the price is now quoted at $1.23. A few days ago a constituent of Rep resentative Walter Brownlow of Ten nessee heard about the decrease in the price and rushed in to tell the con gressman, who had more requests for tho Bible than he could fill. "It's going for !?1.25," said the caller. "Well, what of it?" replied Brownlow. "I can buy a whole Bible for 25 cents." A Texan Defines a Vice. Washington hasn't seen much recent ly of that distinguished son of the south, tho lion. Colonel Cecil Lyon, Republican national committeeman of Texas. Ho hasn't been hero since his friend Theodore Roosevelt went to Africa. Colouel Lyon is always sure of an audience when he arrives In town, for his brand of stories Is the best on tho national capltol market since Bill Sterrett retired from the newspaper field and became a Lone Star farmer. Colonel Lyon was talking about a man down In Texas who, he declared, didn't havo a single, solitary vice. "What would you call a vice in a man?" somebody inquired. This stumped tho Texan. Ho pon dered for n long time, trying to think, but it was no use. Then his face brightened. "I don't know what you would call a vice," ho said, "unless It was chew ing gum." No Electric Fans in Capitol. I'ho sawmill noise that grates on tho etrs of statesmen when tho electric fans in the houses of congress arc in action has been stilled nnd will be for all time if tho edict of Elliott Woods, superintendent of the capltol, is not revoked. Senators aud representatives may swelter and perspire, but the ora tor must he heard, and ho will havo bis way in eliminating what has been termed a disturbing fnctor to the speakers on tho tloor. During the consideration of the Ding- ley tariff bill electric fans sent their cooling breezes throughout tho cham bers. Trouble developed, however, for when some long winded orator obtain ed the floor mischievous members would saunter over o tho fans and THE SPORTING WORLD Coveleskie Not Himself. Has Pitcher Coveleskie of the Phil adelphia Nationals shot his bolt? Is tho Giant killer of 1003 a fizzle this A. D. 1009 Theso are questions which are up to Manager Murray of the Phil lies and which he probably will decide within the next few weeks. It is bruited about among the mem bers of the Philadelphia team that the big miner has shown but little tills springthat he lias been unable to get a free movement to his pitching arm and that his reserve supply of nerve also is extremely low. Coveleskie looked like a wonder in the fall of last year, and tin way lie mowed down the Giants In those sev eral games he pitched against them made the election excitement sink into ' - AFTER THE CIRCUS. Now the last roasted teanut is swallowed. The last clown has gone on parade, The last sugared popcorn been followed By sips of the last lemonade, tits eyes, once so big, that shone brightly Through all of tho clad afternoon, Are shut, and his fingers close tightly And cling to his gaudy balloon. The last acrobat's been applauded And Bhullled his way from the mat, Tho last bareback rider's been lauded, The clown, with his sugar loaf hat, Has gono with his powder and spangles, Tho diver has niado his last leap, And hero In my arms are brown tangles Of curls and a boy fast asleep. One sticky hand rests on my shoulder, Ono holds last the gaudy balloon, That shrinks and before It's much older Will fade like tlio glad afternoon. His dreams, It may be.-, of the maddest Of somersets recklessly hurled Tho timlest, Fleeplest, gladdest And stickiest lad In tho world. And, oh. but tho vpanslos wore splendid! And. on. nut tno music was grand: Tho sldo splitting clown laughter blended With eouI stirring airs by the band Till naught of the glnd marvel lingers Save what in Ills meatus ho may Keep Ab he clasps his balloon with close lingers And rests in my arms, fast asleep. And so from theso joys without number lire aught ot tno gutter was gono lie went to Ills dream laden slumber, where on plays the music and on For him all tho revel Is maddest, For him not a tiag has been furled Tho tlrcdest, sleepiest, gladdest And stickiest lad In the world. J. W. Foley In Youth's Companion. 1'ITCHEl: COVELKSKir. op ran IMIILAUUL 1'IIIA NATIONALS. Insignificance nnd for the time being ! gave tho center of the National stage lo "Cove." But this season he has been unable to repeat. The Giants havo hammered him in pure joy for tlio wallopings he gave them last fall, keeping them out of tho. world's series, and other teams have taken in an equally kindly man nor to everything he could serve. If he doesn't get back on his stride pretty soon it will bo up to Manager Murray to move some other twiner into tho line of regulars and give the big Coveleskie a chance to get back his ability and his nerve on the bench or in some prep, school. In Kidville. "Say, boss, you better hire a boy to do my work this afternoon. I feel ns if I was golu' to be took sick about 2 o'clock." New York World. " Roman Nomenclature.. The noble Romans were peculiar in their system f nomenclature. They had the praenomcn, the nomen and the cognomen. The first of theso distinguished the individual and was equivalent to our Christian or baptis mal name. It was usually Indicated by a single letter, as A. for Aulus. or by two letterj, as Ap. for Applus, or three, as Ser. for Servius. The nomen was distinctive of the gens or clan, and has no corresponding appella tive among us. The cognomen was placed last, and designated the fnml liao, precisely answering to our t-ur-name. Sometimes a fourth name -vas added, the agnomen, In consequence of a renowned action, some conspicu ous event of life or feature of charac ter. Sclplo, In addition to his regular names, was styled Afrlcanus after his conquest of Carthago. The name Germanicus was assumed by those' who distinguished themselves in the wars with tho Germans. Chief Protucer of Insanity. Dr. rederlcl Peterson, of New York City, in an address beforo the New York Conference of Charities and Correction, declared "Alcohol Is the chief poison factor in the produc tion of insanity. Twenty per cent, of all the insane in the United States owe their condition to alcoholic pois on." Dr. McDonald calculates that one insane person is an approximate loss to tho state of MOO per year, hence the actual loss to the Unltod States is $12,000,000 per year. An Awful Revelation. In Chicago, in ono dny, 1,408 per sons were Imprisoned for drunkenness Of theso there wero forty-one cases of delirium tremens. It is reported that a physician connected with the prison secured somo of tho liquor. Ho pour ed It upon a pleco of raw beef and iu three minutes the meat was absolute ly black. None but devIU can laugh at such a revelation. II. C. HAND, President. W. 15. HOLMES, Vice Pres. H. S. SALMON, Cashier W. J. WARD, Ass't Cashier We want you to understand the reasons for the ABSOLUTE SECURITY of this Bank. -XITJSS- WAYNE COUNTY SAVINGS BANK $100,000.00 355,000.00 HONE SD ALB, PA., HAS A CAPITAL OP AND SURPLUS AND PROFITS OF - MAKING ALTOGETHER - - 455,000.00 EVUKY DOLLA1! of which must be lost before any depositor can loseal'fJJNNY It lias conducted a growing and successful business" for over US years, serving an increasing number of customers with fidelity and satisfaction. Its casli funds are protected by MODKKN STKKL VAULTS. All ot these things, coupled with riui'.ervntlvo mnnasciuent. Insured liv the CAllKKl'I. 1'KliSONAI. ATTENTION constantly Riven the Hank's a flairs by a notably able Hoard ot Directors assures the patrons of that SUl'ltK.MK SAFETY whlrh is the prime essential of a food Hank. Total Assets, $2,733,000.00 II. ('. HAND. A. T. SF.AiiI.E. r. it. claim; CST- DEPOSITS MAY HE MADE BY MAIL. "550 DIRECTORS ('HAS. J. SMITH, II. J. I'ONliKi:. W F. SUYHAM. iV. 15. IIOLME3 I'.P. KIM11I.K II. S. SALMON A Wonderful Clock. San Diego, Cal., has a wonderful clock with twenty dials, which tell si multaneously tho timo in all parts of tlio world; also tho days of tho week and tho date and month. It stands twenty-ono feet high, and four of its dials nro etuih four foot In ttlamntAr. Fred Clarke May Retire. Kred Clarke, the leader of the Pitts. burg baseball team, who has piloted his crew U three National league championships, will retire from the game at the close of the present sea son. This statement Is made on the authority of the wife of tho premier player. "Fred will retire," said Mrs. .Clarke. "He has had his innings, and his de parture will mean an opportunity for some other player. While we nro attached to Pittsburg, there is a great big ranch in Kansas that needs his attention, and after tills year it Is the ranch life for both of us. It is not generally known that Fred did not hanker nfter playing this year and did not actually decide to play until after he went to Hot Springs to join the team. Then ho decided to try for just one more pennant, but this is his last try." Manager Clarke later verified all that his wife had said. turn on the current, and the resound ing disturbance wns akin to the opera. tion of a foundry. Tho experience of that session was so unpleasant to the speakers that tho officials at tho cap itol will avoid a repetition of it by barring the fans. CARL SOHOFIELD. Pennsy Gets a Good One. Joe Ballard, the groat scholastic mller from the Providence (It. I.) high school who holds the mile scholastic running record and the lad who broke the half mile, one mile nnd two mile records In the recent New England scholastic championships, will enter the University of Pennsylvania in the fall. Ballard 1 the best scholastic mile runner In America, nnd he recent ly raced a mllo in 4 minutes 20 3-5 seconds and beat a field with ease and then went out and took two other races, Kraenzlein Declines Tiger Offer. Dr. A. C. Kraenzlein, the track coach of Merccrsburg academy, recently re ceived an overture to become track coach at Princeton university. Ho also received overtures from four or Ave other colleges in this country. Dr. Kraenzlein lias riiown wonderful skill lu turning out winding truck teams at Mcrcersburg for tho last three years. He has refused theso various offers and will roturn to Merccrsburg this fall. Cook, Cornell' New Track Captain. Eddlo Cook of Ohio has been elected captain of tho Cornell university track team to succeed O. M. French. Since be went to Cornell ho has been sue ccssful in the polo vault and broad Jump, having twice won first plao In tho broad Jump iir tho Olympic games. Ho also tied with Gilbert of Yale for first place in the pole vault at the Olympic games, clearing 12 feet 2 inch. es. He is a Junior in the College of Civil Engineering. Ten Cents Daily """"I TEN4CENTS SAVED every day will, in fitly years, I crow to $9,504. TWENTY CENTS SAVED daily would in fifty years amount to 510,006. The way to accumulate money is to save small sums systein aticallykand with regularity. At 3 per cent, compound interest money doubles itself in 23 ' years and 104 days. At 0 per cent, money doubles itself in 11 years and 327 days. If vou would save 50 cents ajday, in 50 years you would have $47,520. If vou would save $1.00 a day, at the end of 50 years you would have $95,042 Begin NOW a Savings Account at the Honesdale Dime Bank THREE PER CENT. INTEREST PAID. Money loaned to all Wayne countoans furnlsh Iti!,' Rood security. Notes discounted, l irst mortgage on real estate taken. 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