WOULD HANDSPIKE ALL CLOCK HANDS Movement on Foot to Change Standard of Time Through out the Country TWO MORE DAYLIGHT HOURS SEEING AND LI8TENIN0. National Committee Meets at Wash ington to Push the New Project Mono The Plan a Nutshell Many Advantages Urged. Washington, D. C Extravagant Americans, wasteful of health, strength and dollars, have started a systematic pursuit of time. They feel that for years the old gentleman with the scythe has been taking a mean ad vantage of them, and have Bet about curtailing his crop for this season by capturing two more hours of daylight out of every twenty four, and give him In exchange the sdrae period In darkness. This crusade for light has been de finitely set on foot by a committee of men representing the larger interests of the country In business, trade, manufacturing, professions such vo cations as have need of all the light of heaven to contribute to the best results. The committee is headed by E. H. Murdock of Cincinnati and members from East, West, North ami South, convened at the New Willard Hotel, Washington, to discuss ways and means of handsplklng the hands of the clock, and, by the arousing of public sentiment, push the light along. The proposition is thus stated by these gentlemen: "If on May 1 of each year the stand ard of time throughout the United States is advanced two hours, so that what is now five o'clock becomes sev en o'clock, etc., and changed back to our present standard on October 1. It will add greatly to the health, comfort and pleasure of all through the sum mer, without necessitating any change as to daily habits, or create any more confusion than if a Western man went to some point East, having a time one or two hours faster than that to which he was accustomed, but would give two hours additional light for re creation and health-giving exercise, and the use of two of the coolest and host hours of the day for labor." "Americans, in this manner, would obtain whnt those in England greatly enjoy to-day. namely, two additional Nearsighted Man Wiars Glasses In Talking, but not In Reading. "Here 's a sort of queer thing," said a near-sighted man. "I am very near-eighted. Strong glasses are In dispensable' to me for ordinary, gen eral seeing In my going about, but when I sit down to read I take off my glasses and bring the print up to within the natural focus of the eye. It seems to me that reading with the natural eye, I read with a more Inti mate and a clearer understanding. "So much for my reading without spectacles, and now here In the thing that is queer to me. If, when I am reading, somebody comes along to speak to me, why, then to get a clear understanding of that question I must have on my spectacles. "So I say, or I would say if this hap pened at home where I know the peo ple, 'Walt a minute till I get on my spectacles,' and I would put them on and then say, 'Wow, go ahead and really, with my spectacles on, with my power of seeing at Its best, with the sharpest definition of things in gen oral to the eye, I get the clearest ap prehension of things said to me. "So In reading I do best with my glasses off, but in understanding things said to me, In listening, I do best with my glasses on." There is one modification to this where there is no light, as In a dark room, where I can't see, I can understand equally well with or without glasses." GUI GREW FIGHT E MONKEY 1 Terrible Two Days Struggle on Board the Steamship Low thcr Castle TRAGEDY OF THE INDIAN OCEAN Stops Dog Barking. My pointer used to annoy the fam ily by barking at night, often for no other reason than that other dogs in the neighborhood were barking. I had an electric gong placed In his kennel ar.U "the wires strung straight up from the roof of the kennel to a shade tree and then to my bedroom. The push-button is on the wall close to the head of my bed and If the dog barks when I think he should be still, I press the button and he shuts up. This is how we trained him he should be quiet when the bell rang. I wait ed inside the side door of the house, with all the lights in the house out. When the barking commenced my brother rang the bell and I went out and gave the dog a scolding and a couple ot cuts with the dog-whip, then returned to the house. I had to Wing Kee Discerns a Noble Soul Re Incarnate In Chang Fierce Re venge for the Murder Done by a Heedless Billow. Brooklyn, N. V. There was mutiny on board the steamship Lowther Cas tle, which arrived here a few days since from far Eastern ports, mutiny that lasted two days and two. nights. Before it was quelled and the muti neers were safe In the hold fourteen of them had paid the penalty with their lives and their bodies were thrown to the fishes. When the Lowther Castle, Capt. William LIghtoller, flying the British flag, sailed from Yokohama with a Chinese crew the officers did not be lieve that there would be trouble. All went well until after the ship left Singapore and was out In the Indian Ocean well on her way to Port Said. At Singapore the bumboat men and other traders had come alongside with monkeys many monkeys, both large and small. Monkeys are cheap at Singapore, and when the vessel sailed there were fifty of them stowed In the hold, to say nothing of two line ring' tailed simians that Wing Kee, the cook, ha.d in a cage In the galley. Wins Kee bought his pair from the Malay servant of a Chinese merchant who lived In the town of DJokjoknrta, which is in central Java. A tew uays later Wing thought that he saw In the eyes of the female, which he had named Kl Ki, a piteous appeal for liberty, so ho opened the cage door ever so little and let her out. Kl KI romped nbout the decks happy as a lark, If monkeys ever get that happy, but always at meal times she was to bo found near the gallery cc out three times the first evening and twice the next, but since then 1 petting her mate, Chang, through the the bell has served Its purpose; In fact, It has practically cured this dog of uncalled-for barkliit,. J. V. Travis. Pens of Frice. The pen used by Charles Dickens just before his death, which has been sold at Me&srs. Sotheby's rooms for 19 10s, must yield the palm of fj'l"'''!"!"'''!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!''!"!'!''!''!' 4 Household jj REACHE8 TOOTH 8URFACE3. The Invention of a Woman on En tirely New Lines. Ono who goes to the store with tho object of purchasing a tooth brush finds himself embarrassed with tho great variety of ahapos and con struction which are presented. It Is extremely difficult to make any se lection. This manifest effort to Im prove on tho brush would seem to Indicate that In its old' form it la not regarded aa complete. One of the most radical departures in the shape of the toothbrush Is shown In tho HEN PREFERS PIGS TO CHICKS. Orphaned Shouts Answer to Biddy's Cluck, Cluck and Follow Her. Spokane, Wash. If the S. P. CA. Is mindful of Its duties, it will send an officer after "Biddy," an ordinary brown hen owned by Joseph Thorn, a rancher In Columbia County, Wash., living ten miles east of Dayton, south of Spokane, which abandoned her brood of chicks to care for a litter ot Polnnd China pigs, whose mother died soon after their birth. Tho hen calls the pigs around her with the same "cluck, cluck" with which she formerly summoned her chicks, nnd they are fed from a bottle by Thorn's daughter. The little ani mals follow the fowl about the barn yard In the most contented way Imagi nable. While unable to cover them at night, the hen squats among them and croons her good-night lullaby as if the four-legged creatures were her own. Thorn believes that "Biddy" will continue to be a foster mother to the litter, but just now he Is experiencing some difficulty in finding a hen to care for tht chicks cast aside by the hen. HEN LAYS TRIPLET EGG. ' Criticism of Nature. "It has always seemed to mo 'thai Nature fs at fault," observes vthe Philosopher- of Folly, "whon "she gives a man' a mouth capable of bit ing off more than he can chew." Cheap Labor In Ceylon. The wages of the coolies .ho ralsa tea in, Ceylon vary from 8.33 to 11.66 cents a day. They are, how ever, housed trce and get rice at cost price. Certainly Something Wrong. "Oh, mamma," exclaimed little Nettle ono day, "there.must bo some thing the matter with the baby; he Isn't crying!" Athletic. "Should a man go to college aftei fifty?" "Well, he might pass muster at tennis," answered the expert. "But t man can't expect to do much In baso ball or football at that aee." Tooth Brush. accompanying cut, the invention ot a woman In Rochester, N. Y., and It Is claimed for this that It is possible to reach every part of the surface of the teeth. It has a straight handle member, terminating at one end in a laterally extending arc-shaped ellip tical portion, the extremity of which is rounded. This part is supplied with tho usual bristles, which are in this caso oil three sides. It Is said that every portion of the surface of tho teeth can be reached with some portion of the bristles. Farmer Finds Two Inside First Pro duct of Plymouth. Rock. Greenwich, Conn. Frank B. Sands, ot Mount Kisco, who sells farm pro ducts In Greenwich, came to town the other morning with an egg story that beats anything ever hearu hereabouts. He is the owner of some of the fin est Plymouth Rock hens In the coun try. One of his younger brood passed out of the non-producing stage a few days ago and began her life work. The first egg was a wonder. Not only was it larger than any Mr. Sands had ever seen, but the en.s were about equally rounded. Mr. Sands decided the egg was too large to market at the usual price, and tnat he would keep It for table use. The next morning he had the young Plymouth Rock's egg for breakfast. Breaking the shell carefully, Mr. Sands found another perfectly formed' egg. This second egg was broken and a 'third egg of the usual size was re vealed. , LatesflMost Novel SHIRT WAISTS For Summer, 1005), Menner & Go's Store, KEYSTONE BLOCK. hours ot liglit. ! Uness to the well worn Kold icn ured The arguments by which the promo-1 hy ..Uoz.. fol. mally years, which ters support their plea for added light J found a r,ul.cimser sonlL, time ago tor are almost as interesting as the cen- j over li0 At the sllmu ot Ul0 trnl idea Itself. It is contended that ' ;....., .iwtion a ouill lien used by tli's would leave the same number of I hours for business and sleep as now, i and would give two better hours of I dny's work, nnd two additional hours I, of Tay light to the evening hours, which to-day are too short to be of I much benefit to those living any con si derablo distance from their place of business. ; Thousands of families would under these circumstances move into the country or suburbs, who are now held back by the fuct that the men at the present time could not reach their homes until too late to get much bene fit. As elderly persons and children are given to early rising, the breakfast hour will become more regular, and during the heated term it should prove of special benefit to the school children. This could bo made to benefit all citizens of each and every State in exactly the same proportion, and not call for the expenditure of money by i the Government, State or people. Rail- j roads would not bo compelled to , change their timetables, as all trains would leave In future at the same hour as to-day. Local travel would be greatly increased, additional money put in circulation by the purchase of such things as are used for pleasure and recreation, and additional value would bo given to what already ex ists. It is distinctly stated that the pres ent movement is in no sense connect ed with the endeavor of the English to secure a standard time more In conformity with the sun a project which has arrayed against It all the strength of the gas and electric light companies. Wellington when writing to Queen Victoria in 1844 brought only 5 1-2 guineas; while one of Sir Walter Scott's pens, selected by Lord Dal housio in 1S'2'J from Scott's writing ta ble at Abbotsford, only realized three guineas more. Among tho most valu able pens in the world are one owned by Isaac Reed, of New York, carved from a portion of George Washing ton's lens box, and used by Lincoln when President, and tho quill of a golden eagle's wing, tho property of the Empress Eugenie, with which the Treaty of Paris was signed in 1S5G. Campers' Charcoal Furnace. Every camper should have a deep tin or sheetiron bucket with a flat cover to use as a charcoal furnace in the tent on cold nights and rainy days. A row of small holes around the side, about two Inches from the bottom to the line of holes with broken stone or sand. Make It a rule to scatterv the embers every time an open fire is used, and gather this charcoal in the bucket and keep dry. Cooking can be done in the' tent free from smoke, and when a gentle heat all night is desired, put o:i the cover, leaving a small opening for draught. With this heater any camper can be comforta ble, even under the most adverse cir cumstances. C. J. C. PREHISTORIC FOREST FOUND. Engineers Bore Through It on Dunes of Sandy Hook. Sandy Hook, N. J. Engineers, while boring for an additional water supply on the Fort Hancock Military j Reservation, on Sandy Hook, discov ered what appears to bo the remains of a prehistoric forest, and in tho In terest of archaeology a thorough In vestigation Is being made. When the test pipos had gone down to a depth of 400 feot, a broad nnd deep strata of wood was encountered. At ono time tho pipes woro driven through twenty feet of timber. It is believed a groat forest flourished where the sand dunes now are, and that the action ot tho ocean for ages burled it , Reserved Her Verdict. A gentleman who was no longer young, and who never was handsome, said to a child in the presence of her parents: "Well, my child, what do you think of me?" The little girl maae no reply. "Well, you don't tell me. Why won't you?" Two little fat hands tucked the cor ners of a pinafore into her mouth, as she said archly, in a timid whisper: "'Cause I don't want to get whipped." Zangwlll's Name. Mr. Zangwlll's recent presence in this country gives timeliness to an appreciation of the author and Zion ist from the pen of Clarence Rook, which appears In "Putnam's and the Reader." Mr. Rook retells the amus ing and characteristic anecdote of his reply to a lady who asked his Chris tian name his usual signature being I. Zangwlll. "I have no Christian name," he answered. "My first name is Israel." Her "Rat" Saves a Woman's Life. Cincinnati, Ohla While wearing a "rat" in her hair Mrs. Jesse N. bmi man. of Walnut HUla, fell to the bot tom ot two fllgbta of stairs. Her head struck the floor, but the big coll of hair broke the fall Dr. Poole said the fnTI '. sustained br tho -woman would have fractured her skull under, by p;,nce Rupert. were IntrocljcM hv ordinary circumstances, and that the j p jm ,nt0 Enpiand, "nt" alone nrnvwited hflr rinth Prince Rupert's Drops. Prince Rupert's drops are drops of molten glass, consolidated by falling to water. Their form is that of a tadpole. The thick end may be ham mered pretty smartly without Its breaking, but it the smallest portion of the thin end Is nipped off the whole flies Into fine dust with explosive vio lence. These toys, If not invented bars, One day the cook decided that there would bo no particular harm In letting Chang havo his liberty so Chan joined Ki Ki and tho two climbed nil over the ship. One night there came a typhoon from out of the south and the waves ost- rolled nlgli on tlie bosom or tne liuuuii Ocean. Tho gale increased; so did tho fears of tho Chinese crew and they burned fireworks to frighten away the storm devils that were pursuing the ship. Tho noise of the firecrackers and the glnre of the Roman candles frightened poor little Ki Ki and she bounded from one side of the deck to the other In terror. Finally she leaped on the port rail Just as a huge sea came over the port bow. Wing Kee, seeing the danger to his pet, ran from the Bailor; to save her. But he was too late; the ring tailed one was caught on the crest of the wave and carried away. Chang from his cage top in the gal lery saw Ki Ki go overboard, nnd rush ed to the side. He gazed at the trou bled waters and then went to the cook. He caught Wing by the trous ers and seemed to be trying to ask him to save Ki Kl. Tho next day the storm abated. Chang would eat no breakfast and climbed to the foremast head. There ho sat tho entire day, looking out over the sea and chattering to himself. Night came and still Chang clung to the fore truck. One of the crew went after him, but returned to the deck minus part of his cherished queue. Another tried to get the monkey down and was frichtfullv scratched The morning ot tne tnira day cnang was not to be found and it was thought that during the night he had jumped into the ocean where his mate had gone At midnight Second Officer Donohue took the bridge. All was quiet save for the throb of the engines and the muffled footfall of the lookout on the bow. Then there was heard a terrible noise below. A rush as of many feet, a chattering as of many tongues, and fifty forms rushed from the hold up the after companionway and on to the deck. Forward they rushed, tumbling over one another in their eagerness to be at the front. "What the mischief is the matter here?" yelled the second officer. "The monkeys!" screamed the bos'n. "They have escaped!" And before the bos'n could say more, they had pounced upon him and felled him to the deck. The struggles of the bos'n, combined with the cries of tho second officer and others of the watch, brought all hands on deck. As the captain hurried trom the cabin and the Chinese scurried from the forecastle, they were met by the monkeys, who seemed bent on mis chief. Time and again the monkeys were chased to cover only to return to the attack, and for the next two days al most the entire crew wore fighting for their lives against a wily foe. When fourteen of the larger mon koys had been killed, the rest were cowed and secured in their cages, from which they had been liberated by Chang. Chang himself went back to the foremast heid nnd gazed toward the nea. The Australian Bush Girl. Many Australian girls -live right up in the bush, or "stations," which are miles away from any town or village, and their time is largely occupied with riding and driving; they are as much at home on a horse us a duck is in the vater, and think nothing of riding twenty nines or so to pay a visit, says a writer In Woman. Household du ties claim a share of their time, how ever, and any day they are liable to be left without servants and with a house full of visitors, but are in no wise daunted by such an occurrence. Then the bush girl comes down to the capital for the season, and, far from appearing a country bumpkin or a I tomboy after tier free and open-air life, she is as .nuch at home in a ball- I room as any town-bred girl, as neat and well dressed i.ts if she had never ridden barebacked over wild tracts of country, with little thought of appearances. Our Large Stock of hlGM ART CLOTHING for Spring Tells the Story of our Commercial Supremacy ! NO OTHER STORE LADY COOK. in this town is showing such an assortment of stylish clothes for stylish men as is this store no other store can show such an assortment because no other store CAN SELL AS MANY suits as we do. Measured by sales, measured by value-giving, meas ured by style and distinctiveness, we are com mercially supreme ! There is just the kind of clothes you want in our .stock of High Art Clothing the fabric has been picked especially for its charm and beauty, the quality assure? yon that wear which you have a right to expect, the thoron;:h!y good workmanship, which we guarantee, piesapes Inni; service, and the style of the suit that is waiting for YOl' will create that aspect of grace and poise that is so much sought. Fifty men's high grade suits worth $14, $15, $16 $18, GOING AT BRBGSTEIN BROS. Honesdale, Pa. Finest Liine of ST1SAAV HATS in Town. II. C. HAND, President. W. P. HOLMES, Vick PitES. II. S. SALMON, Casiiiek W. .1. 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