1 CENT A WORD COLUMN 1 WANTED Six good Smoothers. KEY STONE CUT GLASS COMPANY. Ltd.. ol Hawley, Pa. 40w2 TO LET. for children, pony and cart hold Inc four. Terms. W cents for llrst hour 25c per hour after. C. A. Cortrlght & Son. 40t8 ARE YOU THINKING of buylmr n form ? I have for sale most of the nvailablc proper ties In Wayne county those that nre desira ble; thoso that will stand investigation: those that can be bad at u rleht tleurc. At this time there Is a turnlne to real estate for safe Investment. Call on me pick out a place you tniiiK win suit you anu 1 11 inne you out to look It oter. I rill not let you in nn n bad deal, rest assured of that. DDK IK, The Heal Estate Man, office 1302 Spring St. Citizen's 'phone. ROOMS TO KENT.-Apply at llregsteln Brothers' Store. 33tf IJHAMAN has some splendid Native and Western horses for sale all In excellent con Hlon at Allen House Barn. 25tf SPECIAL attention given to children at at Charlesworth's Studio. ' CLEVELAND Bay Horse, six years old. 1G nanus una one-nan men iiigii.nnu iuumhk anl-pl rlfrtir pvnrv wiiv. L right every way. I'ricc, o. 28 $50.00 HEWA7tD.-You can make even more thou this on your goods by getting me to do your selling. Write for date. A. O. lllake, Auctioneer, Itcthany. FOll SALE Kay house, on East Extension street. Large lot with sixty feet front. .M. E. Simons. SHeoltf SCHOOL TEACHEKS If you have a few lion rs each day that you can spare from you work we will show you how to Increase your timings. Drawer 5 Ilonesdule l'u. FAHM of 182 acres for sale. Good house, a barn that will accoinniodatelO cows. 5horses and 100 tons of hay. Farm well wutcred. JNew chicken house that will accommodate 200 chickens. Large silo. No better farm In Wayne county. Situated one-half mile from villuge. Inquire ut The Citizkn oillce. LOCAL NEWS. A great many requests having been made lor a matinee performance on Saturday afternoon of this week at the Lyric Theatre, the Gardner-Vincent Co. havedecided to meet the desires of these people and will, therefore, offer tins verv pleasing romantic drama that was play ed the first threedays of this week "The Lady of Lyons." Prices will be just the same as at the previous matinees 10 cents for children and 20 cents for ad ults. Performance starts at '2:31) in or der to give out of town people a better opportunity to witness this play. A government tombstone for the grave of .lames Shanley, a mem ber of Co. 13, 112th Pa. Vols., Is at the D. & II. freight station in this place, awaiting a claimant. The friends of the deceased are request ed to call for the same, and see that it is properly erected. There are no charges on the stone. Sentiment mingled with ex citement, a beautiful story, with great heart interest, a Frederic Thompson production, a big and ex cellent company, and an attractive heroine in Fay Wallace will all bo seen in the big dramatic success, "Polly of the Circus," at the Lyric to-night. The Gardner-Vincent Stock Com pany closes its four weeks' engagement at the Lyric Theatre Saturday evening, with the beautiful production of "Sapho." Although the undertaking of inaugurat ing a stock company for so many weeks in a town the size of Honesdale was a great venture, the management of the Lyric is much pleased t6 make the an nouncement that it has been a very suc cessful engagement, financially as well as artistically. The Gardner-Vincent Co. came here with the fine reputation which they had gained on several other occa sions and they will leave Honesdale with even more popularity than when they entered upon their present engagement. All plays were largely attended during the month, but the largest sale of seats was for the performance of Thursday evening, the play being the much talked about "Sapho," which will be present ed for the last time and which will also close the Gardner-Vincent engagement here on Saturday evenintr. On the opening day of the third an nual diocesan convention of the Protest ant Episcopal Church at Garden City, L. I., on Tuesday last, a startling and most disconcerting episode occurred. The session was opened with the regular communion service in thi Cathedral of the Incarnation. After the anthems had been sung a low moan was heard from among the choir boys, and Alfred Palamountain, one of the tenors, was seen to lift the limp body of Andrew Orth, a soprano, who had fainted be cause of lack of fresh air and the pro longed service, and place it on a bench. Hardly had he done this when another groan was heard and Koger Sinclair Ellison, another singer, thinking that Orth had fallen dead, swooned. George Navio, believing both of the other boys were dead, also fainted. The three boys were hurried out and placed on the grass. They were soon revived. The automobile of Philander C. Jennings was then procured to take the boys to St. Paul's school. The boys were plac ed in the tonneau and as Mr. Jennings was backing out the rear wheels of his car slipped into a ditch. The machine waa pulled out by ten of the ministers with the aid of two planks. After the excitement had subsided a marblo bust of Abram Newkirk Littlejohn, D. D., D. C. L., LL D., the first Bishop of Long Island, was unveiled and a short ad dress was made by the Rev. Dr. Henry O. Swentzel, formerly rector of Grace Church of this borough. The completely metamorphosed Commercial Hotel, formerly tho Coyne House, corner of Main and Sixth streets, was formally opened to the public on Wednesday after noon and evening last. Hundreds of our townspeople visited the ho tel, and were courteously shown through tho establishment by tho new owner and proprietor, C. J. Weaver. The general concensus of opinion, after such inspection, was that the Commercial takes no sec ond rank among Honesdald's line hostelrles, all of its appointments being not only absolutely new, but of the latest style and finish, and certain to meet tho requirements of the most fatldious taste. The gentlemanly office clerk, James W. Bnker, whose many years service In a similar capacity at the Allen House, has made his name a house hold word among the traveling public, will greet the patrons of the hotel with all of his old time courtesy; and all other departments of (he Commercial will be found to be in competent and experienced hands. We reserve a detailed de scriptim of this new candidate for populat patronage and favor for a future article. There will be a special meeting of the Haptist congregation on Sunday morning following the sermon by Itev. George S. Wendell. Come and give him a cordial greeting. It must be annoying to correspon dents to find their items marred by the occasional misspelling of proper names. Hut they have only themselves to blame when blemishes of this sort occur. We do our best to decipher every thing sub mitted to uf ; but when names are in volved, or figures obscure, it is clearly beyond our power lo correct nil mis takes. Thisis the 'steenth time we have called attention to this trouble, and sin cerely hope it may be the last. William K. Uiehart, son of George .M. Itlchart, for several years tho editor of the Pittston Gazette, paid The Citizen office a pleasant call on Wednesday. Mr. Rlchart Is a manufacturer of graphite speci alties, with place of business in the Coal Exchange, Scranton. llev. George S. Wendell, pastor of the Kmanuel Haptist church of Chester, will deliver the address to the veterans of the Grand Army, Sunday evening at the Baptist church. On Tuesday afternoon John Arthur and George Beere, of Dy borry township, were arrested by Detective X. 15. Spencer on the charge of trespassing on tho proper ty of the Wayne County Hunting and Fishing club. Arthur and IJerro were caught fishing in tho streams of the west branch of the Dyberry river by watchman. Jasper Bur dick on Saturday afternoon, May 22, who procured of Justice R. A. Smith a warrant for their arrest. They were brought to Honesdale, on Tuesday, as stated, and at a hear ing before Justice Smith pleaded guilty, and were fined two dollars and costs each, which amounted to $!.Sii. Ueore paid his lino at once and Arthur settled early on Wed nesday morning. The Honesdale banks will be closed on .Monday, May a 1st, Memor ial Day. The pupils of four grades of the Honesdale High school sent flowers to different city hospitals on Wed nesday.. The baccaleureato sermon for the graduating class of the Seelyville high school will be delivered at the chapel by Rev. W. F. Hopp, Wednes day evening, June 2. "The Burglar" will be present ed by the Fraternal Order of Eagles of this place on Thursday evening, June 10th. The play will be under the direction of Mr. La Rue, of the Gardner-Vincent Stock Co. The fourth annual commence ment of tho Clinton High school was held at Aldenville on Tuesday even ing, May 25th. The music was fur nished by the Lyric orchestra of Honesdale. The following program was rendered: Invocation, Rev. Jas. Rainey; salutatory, Lloyd Clemens; essay, "Achievements of Women," Amanda Norton; "History," Ray mond Smith; essay, "Misuse of Wealth," Eva Stiles; Prophecy, Francis Curtis; "Education as Ad justment" valedictory, Gladys Hau- enstein; address, Supt. J. J. Koehler. The following committees were ap- pointedby the Honesdale Sunday Schools to co-operate with Capt. Jaraea Ham Post, No. 198, G. A. R., in decorating the graves of the veterans viz : Methodiet: Buel Dodge, C. F. Bullock and E. B. Callaway. Baptist : Rev. R. D. Minch, Earl Mitchell and F. II. Trask. Presby terian: W. W. Wood, Misses Florence Watts and Antoinette Durland. Grace Episcopal: W. II. Stengle, Miasea Etta Nielaen and Rena Edgett. --The G. A. R. service will be held at the high school rooms, Friday after noon. Speeches will be made by mem bers of the Capt. James Ham Post. The train crew of the Del. & Hud. railroad are enjoying their monthly three days vacation. A crew from Carbon dale has charge of the train. The ballots for the primary election to be held on June 5th, 1909, were print ed at The Citizen office and delivered to the Commissionera on Thursday. The contract called for delivery not later than Saturday. On account of the few entries to our five-mile Marathon race, and to tho fact that thoae who did enter were not phyai cnlly fitted to endure the strain of a five mile run, the race has been called off. Work on the Lackawaxen Valley trolley line was resumed on the guard lock level just below Honesdale, on Tuesday last. Supt. Harry II. Richards, with a party of men and horses, started in at filling and grading, in most vigor ous fashion on that morning, and if the same zealous interest in tho enterprise is kept up throughout the season, we may expect to see the cars running regu larly by the time the snow flies again. At the thirty-eighth annual con vention of the Central Pennsylvania Diocese of the Protestant Epiacopal Church, which began at Easton, Pa., on Tuesday evening, the following officers were elected: President, Bishop Talbot; Secretary, Oscar P. C. Foster, of West Pittston; Assistant Secretary, Rev. E. D. Johnson, West Pittston; Treasurer, P. R. Stetson, Reading ; Chancellor, Rev. R. A. Marcus, Towanda; Registrar, P. A. Lambert, Bethlehem. On Wednes day the name of the Diocese of Central Pennsylvania of the Protestant Episcopal Church was changed to the Diocese of Bethlehem. Only one lay delegate voted against the proposition to change the name. The next convention wilt be held nt Wilkes-Barre. Rev. A. L. Whittaker, rector, and Joseph N. Welch, senior warden, of Grace Episcopal church, Honesdale, are in attendance at the con vention. PERSONAL. Miss Margaret Billard left today for a visit with relatives in Mcriden, Conn. Miss Graco Clark is spending a few weeks with relatives in Pittston. Mrs. Ella Pope has returned home after a visit with relatives in Pittsburg. Miss Lillian Sweeney left this week for an extended stay in New York city. Joseph A. (Jerrity, district superin tendent of the International Correspon dence Schools, is spending a few days in town. Mrs. O. T. Chambers is visiting her daughter, Mrs. George Johns, of New York city. L. L. Woodley of the Cocoa Cola company, was a visitor in town yester day. Mrs. Sigmund Katz is the guest of relatives in Scranton. Editor B. F. Haines of the Indepen dent, was a visitor in ew York this week. Mr. and Mrs. John Boyd have re turned home after a visit at Beach Lake. On Tuesday evening a number of their friends tendered them a surprise party. Mrs. 1. V. Carr, of Scranton, lias removed to Honesdale, and will make her home at this place. Miss Mae Finnerty entertained a number of friends at a linen shower at her home on North Main 6treet, Wednes day evening. The affair was in honor of Miss Gertrude Reilly, whose engage ment to Paul Fives was recently an nounced. Theodore llebert attended the funeral of a relative in Philadelphia on Thursday. Gilbert White and granddaughter, ! Miss Jessie White, left Wednesday for a visit with relatives in Rock Island, 111. Misses Vining and Carolyne Cody gave a china shower Wednesday evening at the manse Bethany, in honor of Miss Laura Starnes. The house was prettily decorated with ferns and apple blos soms. A very pleasant evening was spent by all. Mrs. Francis B. Penniman, mother of E. A. Penniman, celebrated her 99th birthday at her home on Church street, yesterday, Thursday, May 27, 1909. John Kimble has returned to his home after a short business trip to New York city. Miss Bessie Claney, of Port Jervis, ia spending a few days with Honesdale relatives. Edson Blandin, of Scranton, waa a business caller in town yesterday. Sigmund Katz attended the funeral of S. Levi, of New York city, on Thurs day. Sidney Brink, of Hawley, was a caller in town yesterday. Orrin T. Noble, of Chicago, who is on a visit to old scenes in AVayne coun ty, and enjoying the hospitality of re latives and friends in Damascua, Mount Pleasant, and other points, paid The Citizen office a call on Wednesday last. When he returns west he will locate at Battle Creek, Mich. Neville Holgate, the efficient repre sentative of Martin Caufleld, of Hones dale, was in town last week and erected a number of fine monuments in our lo cal cemeteriea that were wrought at Mr. Caufield's noted establishment. They included New Westerly granite memori als on the plots of Louia Brunner and Samuel Henderson in Maplewood ceme tery andM. J. Ruddy and James Cough lin in St. Rose cemetery. Carbondale Leader. Dr. E. L. Peet, of Green Ridge, who has been critically ill with blood poisoning in the right arm and has been recuperating at the home of his parents in this county, has almost recovered from the effects and returned to Scran ton. Edward Penniman Baker, son of Mr. and Mrs. Henry M. Baker of New Rochelle, N. Y., graduated from Pack ard College, New York city, having completed the full commercial course. The commencement sxercisea were held on Monday evening, May 24th, in Car negie Hall. Mra. Hiram and Mra. Fred. Lam belt and the lattcr'a aon arrived Wednes day on the Erie train from Pittefield'. Mass., to visit their father, J. E. Cook, of Spring street. UNION MEMORIAL SERVICE; ' ' At Haptist Church, Honesdale, Sun day Evening, May 30, 1000, at 7.30 O'clock. 1. Prelude: Orchestra. 2. "Long Roll": Drum Corps. (Congregation rises.) 3. Invocation: Rev. R. D. Minch. (Congregation sits.) 4. "Glory Hallelujah": Drum Corps.' 5. Hymn: No. 565. 6. Scripture Reading: Rev. Will Hlller. 7. Solo "Star Spangled Ban ner": Mrs. J. M. Archer. S. Prayer: Rev. W. H. Swift, D. D. 9. Anthem: Choir. 10. Lincoln's Gettysburg oration: Rev. A. L. Whittaker. 11. "La Marseillaise": orchestra. 12. Offering and orchestra. 13. Hymn: No. 564. 14. Memorial sermon: Rev. Geo. S. Wendell. 15. Duet "Tenting on the Old Camp Ground," Misses Man tle and Wagner. 16. Hymn: No. 822. 17. Benediction: Rev. W. T. Hopp. Drum Corp3, Veterans, Ladles' Cir cle, and Company E, retire; congre gation remaining seated, and orches tra playing "The Watch on the Rhine." The line will be formed on the sidewalk, in front of the church, the drum corps will play "Tattoo," the bugler wijl sound "Taps," and ranks will bo broken. (J. A. It. MEMORIAL KKKVIL'K. Drum Corps: ''flu- Reveille." "The Long Roll." Post Bugler: "The Assembly." Invocation: Rev. Dr. W. H. Swift, Opening by Post Commander. Raising Flag : Mrs. Wm. Clark. Band: "The Star Spangled Banner." Draping Grave : Mrs. C. E. Baker. Drum Corps: "Glory Hallelujah." G. A. R. Services: Officers of Post. Hand: "La Marseillaise." Oration: Andrew Thompson. Band: "Beyond the Gates of Paradise., Service in Memory of the Unknown Dead: Address : W. W. Wood. Decorating Grave : Mrs. D. B. Mantle. Band : Dirge. Musketry salute to the dead : Co. E. Benediction: llev. R. I). Minch. Drum Corps: "Tattoo." Post Bugler: "Taps." Forming for return march. Band . "The Watch on the Rhine." MEMORIAL DAY AT PLHASAXT MOl'XT. A meeting of the citizens of Pleasant .Mount was held at J. E. Tiffany's store and arrangements were mndo to hold Memorial Day services May 31st. A general in vitation is extended to the people of Pleasant Mount and vicinity to at tend. The exercises will be held at the Park, beginning at 2 p. m. The following Is the program: Invo cation; singing, "America"; recita tion, Lincoln's Gettysburg Speech; singing, "Red, White and Blue"; addresses, Prof. J. H. Kennedy and Hon. J. D. Brennan; benediction. The committee on decorations, con sisting of the veterans, will proceed to the cemetery after the foregoing exercises. All who attend are in vited to accompany them. The students of the high school were ap pointed a committee to obtain flow ers for the occasion. The following advertised let ters remain at the Honesdale post otllee: Mr. W. Dexter, Mr. Robert Luckock, Mr. P. J. McNulty, Mr. Richard Peters, Mr. Howard Rhode, Mr. L. R. Robinson. Englishman Dies Leaving $50,000,000. London, May 27. Charles Morrison, a comparatively unknown millionaire, whose estate, It Is estimated, Is worth between $.10,000,000 and $75,000,000, died at his home, near Reading. He was ninety-two years old and a bache lor. And So Got Riches. An unfeeling monster of a man although a writer In the Atchison Globe does not so describe him was ased at a little evening gathering tc tell what book had helped him most "My wife's cook-book," ho replied, after some thought. All the ladles present bridled, and one asked him in what way his wife's cook-book had helped him would he not tell them in a few words? He would. "About as soon as I married," ho said, "I made up my mind I'd rather work than eat." It Might Be Either. A bony, lank village youth of artis tic bent, who- was sniffed at by bis fel low natives, finally disappeared from his usual haunts. He was missed chiefly because his peculiar personal appearance was bound to attract at tention wherever it was exhibited. No one seemed to know whither the lad had gone, till the storekeeper, re turning from a visit to a near-by city, announced that he had discovered his whereabouts. "I found him!" he proclaimed. "He was In the art museum." "As a curio," Inquired one, "or as an object of art?" TAFT TO SPEAK AT GETTYSBURG Big Preparations for the President's Visit tu Famous Battlefield. Gettysburg, Pa., May 2G. Ar rangements have been completed for the dedication on the battlefield here next Monday afternoon of the monument erected by Act of Con gress to commeraorato the services of the regular army of the United States in tho Gettysburg campaign of June and July, 1863. President Taft will be tho central figure In the ceremonies, and will deliver the oration. Miss Helen H. Taft, the President's daughter, will unveil the monument. The President will arrive here Monday morning from Pittsburg and will be met by a committee of prominent citizens of the historic town and will be escorted by United States Regulars. Secretary of War, Dickinson, will deliver an address and transfer the monument to the Gettysburg Na tional Park Commission. The me morial will be accepted by Lieuten ant Colonel John P. Nicholson, chairman of the commission. Fol lowing the placing of laurel wreaths at the base of the monument by the oldest regimental or battery commander in the Gettysburg cam paign attending the dedication, President Taft will review the troops on the field. The monument is a beautiful shaft 85 feet high, surrounded at the base by a broad granite terrace. It stands on Hancock avenue a short distance south of the high water mark of the Battle of Gettysburg. This monument represents all of the forty-two cavalry, artillery, infantry and engineer organizations of the regular army that participated in the campaign. In addition there has been elected a small monument seven feet high for each of tho com mands at tho location it occupied during the battle. The largest cen tral monument and the forty-two smaller memorials are all appropri ately inscribed. PORTING NEWS. There will be no game of base ball in Honesdale on Monday. There has been no team organized here as yet, but it is hoped that the town will be represented on the diamond again this season. There is good material in Honesdale and vi cinity and a fast team could be picked from the following players from Hones dale and White Mills : Lilijquist, Tu man, Weaver, Smith, Murray, Deemer, Hattler and Guthiel. James Moran, a former member of the local base ball team, is playing with the St. Peter's team of the C. T. A. U League ot Scranton. Moran is consider ed the best catcher in the league. The high school base ball team will conduct a dance at Lyric hall, Tuesday evening. At a meeting of the team this week, Joseph Jacobs was elected cap tain. Emmett Steele, of Milford, is winning most of his games for Altoona. His team heads the Tri-Stato league. Edward Murphy, of White Mills, has signed to play with the Mt. Carmel team. A Deserved Testimonial. The followingresolutiou recently adopt ed by the Honesdale Improvement As sociation, in recognition of the faithful service rendered by the long-time secre tary of that society, Mrs. T. J. Ham ; with the accompanying appreciative ! note fr)m her very efficient successor, have been handed us for publication : Honesdale, Pa., May 25, 1909. Mrs. T. J. Ham: Dear Friend At the annual meeting of the Honesdale Improvement Society, held May 10, 1909, as a token of their regard, by a unanimous vote, you were elected to a life membership in the Honesdale Improvement Association. Yours Very Sincerely, Jennie M. Bam., Sec'y. 1 have been unable to write and tell you with what kindly feeling this vote was voiced and passed. This can only in a very small way reveal to you the re gards of the Association, and their ap- preciationof your years of faithful service as Secretary. Very kindly, Jennie M. Bam.. Not Wholly Careless. Thomas Chett was a meek but care less clerk, who, through no greater fault than carelessness, was continu ally blundering in his work. His most usual mistake was to misdirect let ters, either by substituting a wrong street number, or by writing, say "CiL" for "Col." One day his em plnyer laid on his desk a letter which ha." been over a month In the malls without reaching its destination and all because of Thomas's error. "Now, this has got to stop," said his employer. "Such delays waste time and money. If you had used an en velope which hadn't had our address In the corner, we might never hove known where this letter went to." "That's true," assented the humble clerk. "But I am always careful to use that kind of envelope Just for that reison. Being a little slow of comprehen sion, he did not understand why his patient employer bit his Hp and turn ed away smiling. PRESIDENT LAYS CORNERSTONE Deolares That Future of the Negro It Hopeful and Bright. Washington, May 27. Speaking to the colored graduates of Howard uni versity In this city, President Taft de clared that never at any time has the future of the negro as a race appeared more hopeful and bright than at the present day. Conditions for the negro in tho south, the president said, are growing bettor and better. The tusk of educating the negro and especially of educating leaders among tho race, the president asserted, was n debt owed by the government, a debt only too difficult of repayment becnuse of the constitutional limits of the gov ernment In dealing with the Individ ual. President Taft handed to the hun dred candidates for degrees their parchment rolls. Then he wns escorted to tho foundation of the new Carnegie library of the university, where he offi ciated at the laying of tho cornerstone. The president evidently enjoyed the privilege of being a real mason, for he not only applied the customary first dash of mortar, but worked Industri ously with the silver trowel until he had covered the entlro resting place for the well proimrtloned stone. Secre tary of the Interior Bnllluger was also called upon to wield the trowel. "Come on, Balllngcr; you might as well help," said tie president to the secretary, under whose department the control of Howard university comes. "But don't put too much." the presi dent added, "and spoil the job." EARTHQUAKE IN THE WEST. Illinois, Wisconsin, Michigan and Iowa Shaken. Washington, May 27. The earth quake centering In Illinois was also felt In the Mates f Indiana, Wiscon sin, Michigan, Iowa and other parts of the middle west. Throughout the territory affected no loss of life and only minor damage was reported. Small fires were started by the overturning of stoves, nnd many chimneys were razed. Aurora, 111., is said to have suffered particu larly In this respect. In Chicago the shock was generally felt, but damage was confined to the breaking of dishes and ornaments shaken from mantelpieces or tables. In Wisconsin the college buildings at Beloll were violently shaken and many residences. Tremors lasting for fifteen seconds were experienced at Milwaukee. At Kalamazoo. Mich., windows were shaken and china broken. At Cedar ltuplds, la., the shock was so violent that students of Coe college rushed In alarm from the building. The NEW SPRING SUITS at tVIENNER & GO'S Store Menner & Co's Store. Lw EE1 inni" ";- 1 or BAMBOO SHIRT WAIST BOXES AT ' BROWN'S Was $10, now $7. Was $9, now $6. Was $8, now $5. Was $4, now $2.50