VILLAGE, HAMLET, FARM. A Week's Doings in Rural Interesting Items Picked Up by Our Staff of Wide-Awake Correspondents MlljAXVIIiLK. Mny 1M. The entertainment on ' Thursday evening of last week was a decided r.uccess. The play, "Too j Much or n (Jood Thing," was given f by the following young people: Mr. I'orkins George Froiner ; Mrs. Perkins 13dna Skinner Ilattle Tcrklns .... Hesslc Skinner i Nellie Perkins ..Elizabeth Urucher j Jennie Coupor ...Elizabeth Sherer j Eunice Howies .....Minnie Mocker ; Polly "The Muld,"Fredorlcka Hocker Kred Schuyler K. H. Nceglo Tom Perkins, the Country Cousin . Lewis Mocker1 Miss Louise Mocker and Vernon Sprngue. of Port Jervis, X. Y., were man led at Mlddletown, X. Y., on Monday. May 10th. Mrs. Sprague is tlio second daughter of Mr. and Mrs. L. .1. Mocker, of this place. Mr. and Mrs. M. E. Twitchcll, of Lackawaxen. are entertaining a new son. Mrs. Twitchcll was Miss Les lie Calkins, of Milanville, Pa. Edna and Alta Jocelyn, of New York, and Mrs. Mertlm Jackson, and Lulu Jocelyn, of Calllcoon, are visiting their parents, Mr. and Mrs. Sylvester Jocelyn. Miss Melene Yerkes, of Milanville Heights, was the guest of Miss Bes sie Skinner on Thursday last. Claire Tegeler has gone to Calli coon to work In the creamery. Paul lllman, who graduates at Harvard this year, was recently of fered a position in Buffalo to act as secretary for the United Society of Charities. Mr. Illman has been connected with similar work in Boston, Mass., for the past year. P. A. Jenkins, of Monesdale, was in town Wednesday. The postofllce inspector found our postofllce in first-class shape. Miss Minnie Gay will close her school here this week Friday. In the evening the children will give an entertainment after which re treshments will be served. The proceeds will be used toward paper ing the school building. CLINTON. May L'iUh. To-night the gradua tion exercises of the Clinton high school are held in Aldcnvillc. at which time three young ladies and three young men will' receive their diplo mas. The entertainment given last Thursday night by Prof, and Mrs. Chambers, under the management of the high school, was a inobt. enjoy able affair for all who were so for tunate as to attend. Mr. and Mrs. Karl Looinis v, ill at tend the wedding of the hitter's niece, Miss L.iura Treverton, of Beach Lake, tomorrow. Mri. A. .1. Merwin and son, Irv ing, of Wuymart, recently spent a low days with her parents. A little son recently came to the home of Max Laudenschlager, of South Clinton. The Clinton Centre people are to have a Fourth of July celebration. liennie Gill has returned from a lvcint visit witli his mother and brother of Dunellen, N, J. The past week saw a goodly num ber of acres of potatoes, corn and oats planted. Ladies' Aid will meet with Mrs. Cowperthwaito for tea on Thursday j of this week. I DltlOIIEU. May 24. Mr. and Mrs. William Brown, Sr., are both well along in years, and at the present time are both afflicted with whooping cough Guy Haag, son of Mr. and Mrs. A. L. Haag, is on the whooping cough list. .1. Frank Meehan, of the firm of Thomas Meehan & Sons, contract ors, of Mt. Airy, Philadelphia, and Mr. Strasburger, manager for the firm, were in Greene township, Pike county, last week arranging to com mence work on the state road this week. The contractors are in doubt as to whether they can get men in this locality to do the work and will be obliged to use Imported laborers. Work on the state road in Dreher is progressing and before this year closes the road will be open for travel. Miss Nellie Ehrgood, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Thomas Ehrgood, will graduate as a trained nurse from a Philadelphia training school this week. Mrs. Ehrgood started for Philadelphia on Sunday to be present at the graduating cere monies. Theodore Correll is putting some much needed repairs and improve ments on the house and outbuildings now occupied by Mrs. W. F. Decker and daughter. Wm. Waltz is one of the farmers In this vicinity who has his oats sowed and corn planted. Owing to the continued wet weather, a number of farmers have not Bowed oats yet. Miss Orpha Edler, an only daugh ter of Mr. and Mrs, John Edler, of Dreher, died on Monday morning, May 24th. About one week ago she complained of sore throat but not until Friday was Dr. A. J. Simons called, who pronounced It diphtheria. All that medical aid m and loving hands could do was of no avail, and the light of the home has f.oue out. The bereaved par ents and brother have the synipa thy (1 the entire community and many n ho would come to the bereav ed home to olfer their sympathies are tearful of spreading the dreaded malady and must remain nt home. Surely, we must trust to Him who doeth all things well, to comfort the bereaved ones. Mis3 Edler was about 1 8 years of age. Interment in South Sterling cemetery at 1 1 a. in. May 25th. Mrs. E. C. Dimon, of Sunderland villo, Potter county, visited her son, Frank Dimon, principal of the New foundland High school, and attend ed the commencement in the Mora vian church on Saturday evening, May 12 2. Mr. Dimon closed a very successful term of school on Wed nesday of last week, and in company with his mother he is visiting rela tives in Philadelphia. The large boarding house being erected by Charles Homan in the southern end of Dreher, is nearly completed, and a large bungalow will be erected nearby as a private summer residence. This section of country can offer to the city people plenty of shade. pure air and the best of water, as an inducement to come here for the summer. KOCK LAKE. May 24. Edward and Kathryn Clune spent Sunday in White Val ley? Mrs. M. E. Mullady has return ed to Brooklyn, N. Y., after spend ing some time in this place. Miss Emma Furle, who has been ill for some time of pleurisy, is im proving. Mrs. F. A. Elsly, of Scranton, who was attending .Mrs. Furle, returned home Tuesday. D. Council, of Scranton, is visit ing his cousin, Mrs. J. D. Madigan Mrs. John Pritehard attended the funeral of her cousin, Mrs. M. J. Connelly, of Forest City, recently. Mr. and .Mrs. Austin McGranaghan, of Cadosia. X. Y., spent Sunday witli friends. LAKEViLLK. May 2ti. The base ball team of this place will give a dance on Moil day evening. May 31st, 1909, at the P. O. S. of A. hall. The ladies will serve ice cream and cake. Come one and all and have a good time. Horn, on Friday, May 21st, to Mr and Mrs. Oscar Alpha, a baby boy. George Mess and Roy Weaver, of i Scranton, were guests of Mr. and Mrs ; John Bishop, on Thursday last. Philip Sheoley has been suffering 'greatly the past week, the result of a , kick on his right leg by one of A. I Goblo's horses while harrowing; the ! animal became entangled in the traces. , Jacob Young's son, John, of Jamai ca, L. I., came home last week to assist him on the farm during the season. Mrs. W. I). Sheeley at this writing lis able to sit up some each day. A surprise party was given William i Seegar at his neatly furnished homo j at this place by his many friends on 'Saturday evening, May 22d, it being Ibis 4i"th birthday. All report a I grand social time. The evening was I pleasantly spent in instrumental and vocal music, interspersed with some fine phonographic selections. At 12 o ciock ail were seaieu in uie uining room to partake of a very Inviting supper. The table was laden with fruit and cake, after which all dis persed wishing Mr. Seegar many more happy returns of the day. Miss Myrtle James and Marry B, Cross, of Moadley's, wore very pleas ant callers at J. James's on Sunday last. An Interesting game of ball was played on Sunday, tho 23rd, by the Lakevllle and Paupac teams, at this place, the score being 18-20 In favor of Paupac. Hyman Cohen, of New York City, is home for a time, possibly for the summer. A heavy frost visited this place on Sunday night. Marcus Killam and daughter, Miss Alma, visited Mr. and Mrs. W. Brown, of Ledgedale, on Sunday, Richard Murphy visited his moth er, Mrs. E. M. Carr, of this place, on Sunday, Mr. Murphy's son, Warren, now at State College, had tho mis fortune to break his lower jaw re cently while playing ball. Mr. and Mrs. George Locklln, daughter Marjorle, Miss Rena Freer and a friend, of Peckville, spent a few days at D, A. Locklin's at this place. Miss Mary Schrader attended a surprise party at her cousin's, Clar ence Kreger's, at Ledgedale. Miss Maude Locklin left on Wed nesday to visit friends and relatives at Forest City and Peckville. Mrs. Wm, Amraerman and two children, of White Haven, Pa., are visiting Mrs. Oscar Alpha here. The saw mill at Audell, owned by Jefferles & Co.,. of Scranton, was con sumed by fire on Saturday night. Fortunately tho most valuable lumber was saved. The origin of tho fire is! unknown. "Uncle Tom McKelgney," after spending four years at A. Goblo's, on Friday last left to live with his niece, Mrs. McClusky, of Arlington, Pa. Abraham Miller made a business trip to Scranton recently. IlKTHANY. May 26. Eva Marines spent sev eral days in Monesdale last week with friends. Mr. and Mrs. James Johns visited relatives In Forest City Thursday. Mrs. Cott, of Miner's Mills, after several days with her sister, Mrs. Judson I!. Faatz, returned to her home Tuesdny, accompanied by her sister and son Charles for a few day's visit. A china shower will be given Miss Laura Starnes Wednesdny evening by her girl friends at the home of the Misses Cody. Al'is Margery Manser will enter tain the T. I. C. girls for supper Sat urday in honor of Miss Laura Starnes. Miss Laura Slayton, of Portland, Maine, is expected this week to at tend the Starnes-Noyes wedding. Mrs. Sam Brown and Miss Char lotte Brown, of Monesdale, were call ers in town on Tuesday. Mrs. Gleason, of Tanner's Falls, and sister from Warren county, call ed on Mrs. I. J. Many on Monday. I'SWICK ANI LA KEYILIjE. May 2t. We are having an abundance of rain. Tho farmers here are Improving every fair day trying to get their planting done. The ladies are very busy house cleaning at present. Harold Crane has returned from his visit at Wilkes-Barre and Scran ton. Mrs. Charles Locklln and- little child visited Mr. and Mrs. O. Lock lin on Sunday afternoon. Laura Winerabin returned from Ledgedale last week, and is now staying with J. Schleupner and family. F. R. Olmstead is plowing a few days for James Swan. Mrs. Caroline Harris has so far recovered from her recent illness as to be able to walk about the room Mrs. William Sheeley, who has been very ill, is now improving. Mr. Charles Glosenger visited his friend, Oscar Dunning, of Hawley, on Saturday. Mr. Elna Nelson, of Siko, visited at A. Coble's, at Lakeville, for a day or two, having arrived on Saturday. Miss I rena Frear and friend pass ed Sunday as the guests of D. A Locklin and family. Mr. and Mrs. George Locklin and little daughter, of Peckville, visited the former's parents, D. A. Locklin and family, on Sunday. The Lakeville baseball team will have a dance on Monday night, May 31st. The ladies will serve refresh ments. The Paupac baseball team came over to Lakeville on Sunday and played a game, defeating LaUevlle by a score of 20 to 19. William Parker, who visited F. R. Olmstead and family, for a few days last week, went to Hawley on Friday morning and trom there to the home of this daughter at Hones dale. Arthur Ammerman, who has been visiting his sister, Mrs. Peter Dan iels, and family, returned to his em ployment at Maple City last week Born, to Mr. and Mrs. Oscar Alpha, a son on Friday last. A few of the neighbors gathered at the homo of Mr. and Mrs. Wil liam Seegar on Saturday evening. the occasion being Mr. Seegar's 4."ith birthday. Charles Frisbie's saw mill at An dell, burned on Saturday night, about one o'clock. The lire was discover ed by people at this place. Mr. and Mrs. George Heichelbeck, of Wilsonville, were welcome callers at Olmsted's Saturday evening They spent the night with the lat- ter's parents, Mr. and Mrs. Peter Daniels and returned home on Sun day. James Davey, of Audell, was a pleasant caller at Olnistead's on Sun day afternoon. Mrs. Becker, of Ledgedale, visit ed the D. of R. Lodge at Lakeville on May 19th. WHITE MILLS. May 2G. An article appeared in one of tho Wayne county papers men tioning "Hardenbergh for Governor Wood for County Treasurer and Ross for any old office." I wish to say, that I think that Hardenbergh and Wood are as well qualified as any would-be aspirant for the offices men tioned that ever wore political slip pers in the county to-day, and I think that Ross's being reappointed to his office speaks well for his past services as Commissioners' Clerk, and there Is no doubt that he will bo In line for something better by the time his pres ent position expires: that is, if he fol lows the customary rules of pro motion. I am not mentioning him for the office of Prothonotary. The law has declared that if you kill a man, you get eight years; but if you steal a boy you get a lifetime. We expect to have some good roads this season as William Hit tinger is swinging the sledge cracking stones, and Thos. Gill is using the shovel to cover them over with dirt. The latter is nursing a large blister on one of his hands. Under the new law it is five dol lars fine for a supervisor to do any work on tho roads, but we are handi capped in White Mills, as the sup ervisor is a Justice of the Peace, and we cannot get any warrant for his arrest. Have you observed that Ham & Hlttlnger's calendar for 1909 has changed tho date of the moon? viz: May 2C, first quarter; and June 3d new moon? I wonder If they will try to change tho tides on tho 1910 calendar. There was a sign printed In White Mills and placed in a con spicuous place; It read: "One hund red dollar pitcher beaten by farm ers." The Indian Orchard base ball team wanted to secure two professional players from White Mills, but before engaging th'em or the season they gave them a ..rial game on Sunday against the Halfway House Farmers. The Farmers defeated them by the score of six to Ihe. So anxious were the White Mills boys to rMn i reputation for themselves as a battery, that they could nut judge how much exertion they watt -d, but by these two profcssloui. not reporting for duty on Monday It goes to show that there was not any hayseed, or files, on the so- called buckwheat farmers. At the time of the massacre of General Slocuni by the Indians there was planted a red oak tree at the head of the Wyoming Val ley. Said tree is still growing. It measures at the trunk nineteen feet and ten inches in cir cumference and the diameter at the top, from limb to limb, is 94 feet. It was measured last Sunday by two residents of White Mills and one of Indian Orchard. The three men have taken up forestry as a study. This is something that we should encourage, especially among tho younger element. I would like to know how nearly the dimensions of this tree compares with the big elm tree above Honesdale. ARLINGTON. May 24. Memorial services will be held at this place next Sunday it 2:30 p. m. Poles for a new telephone have been placed throughout our neigh borhood, and our neighbors expect soon to be visiting with ench other on the phone. The line will run to Ariel. Homer Bidwell had the misfort une to fall on Friday last and break a bone in his right arm. Doctor White reduced the fracture. Virgie Goble, of Lakeville, is visiting her aunt, Mrs. George Hnzel- ton. Wm. Janoski has moved his fam ily from Buffalo to this place, and will occupy one of the Or::ehoski farms. Mrs. Charles Brooks and sister, Nina, or Gravity, visited their par ents, Ed. Mains and wife, on Sun day. E. W. Osborne, of Scranton, visit ed his parents last week. Thomas McKoigney, of Lakeville, expects to spend the summer with his niece, Mrs. Andrew McClosky, at this place. Mr. and .Mrs. Jeffreys, of Scran ton, were guests at D. W. Bidwell's last week. STERLING. May 2(i. S. X. Cross, delegate to tlie State convention of Odd Follows, which was in session at Ilarrisbtirg last week, returned home last Fri day and reported a very successful and enjoyable meeting. Mr. Cross made his report to the local lodge last Saturday evening. Miss Laura Gilpin is giving pri vate instructions to a number of teachers. Class meets in the high school rooms. Don't forget that "Ike" Simons is running for tjje nomination for Jury Commissioner. On account of tho inclemency of tho weather last Saturday night the base ball club postponed their sup per until some time in the future. Dr. and .Mrs. Peck, of Scranton, were visiting at the home of Rich ard Gilpin on Monday and Tuesday. Mrs. Peck was formerly Miss Anna Stratton of this place. Mrs. George Shiffer, of East Stroudsburg, is visiting her father, Thomas Neville. Our baseball club will probably play the Salem club at Salem, on Monday afternoon. Automobiles are making their ap- parance in this section of tho coun ty; hardly a day passes but one or two goes through. Lawyer Beers, of Scranton, passed through here in an automobile on his way to Angels on Sunday. For local news read The Citizen, a paper with a party. Simple Rules for Self-Protection. The commissioner's warning and suggestions have reference not only to grip but to tonsilitis, bronchitis, colds and pneumonia. He asks nothing impossible or difficult of the average person. He expects no sacrifice, no giving up of cherished habits. As he well says, the price of immunity or of health is not high, In fact, a little thought and a little firmness is all that he asks, and tho "price" sp'ls more enjoyment and fuller life in the long run. Moderation in eating and drinking, a reasonable amount of exercise, walking in tho open air, ventilation of houses and offices, avoldanoe of over heated places and excessively heavy clothing these are the very simple and feasible forms of "Insurance" w.'lch he prescribes. To know them should be to adopt them. Chicago Record-Herald. Stick to tho Silo. The farmer who allows a milk dealer or anybody else to talk him Into giving up his silo is not wise. Bttcfc to your silo and jour banll account will be all the better. AKED ELEPHANT'S FOOT. Col. Roosevelt Will Bo Privileged to Taste a Delicious Dish. While Colonel Roosevelt is in Afri ca ho will have an opportunity of tast ing that delicious dish, baked ele phants foot The Elephas Indlcus or Elophas (Loxodon) Afrtcanus walks on his toes and tho balls of his feet The' real foot of an elephant extends up some distance froin the ground. Llye tho "trotter" of the' hog tho foot of tho elephant is full of gluten, and tho flesh, if properly baked, is very ! tc-ler, tasting something betvrcen pc ': and chicken. From a frer lly kli ed elephant the foot is cut off at the ankle, and baked in a hole In tho ground which has previously leen ho-jed with hot stones. Tho tile nr. jt bo red . hot and a few he-ivy stones left In tho bottom. The foot having been put Into Uie hole, which Is udu just about big onough to re ceive it some natives line tho holo with green loaves sand Is showed over It and it Is left to cook. One must not bo in a hurry for his dinner. When taken out and the thick -':in pooled away a delicious morsel awaits the enlcnre Banking Control. Six banks in New York control tho stock market The) can elovate or depress prices at will. They can make ready money one per oent. or 300 per cent They have no com punctions of conscience, because they have no conscience. Here's a bank with enormous deposits. It pays no Interest: but Its president and direc tors speculate with the money as If they owned It Why do people in; trust their money to this Institution? What do they get out of it? If the bank fails the depositors are ruined. N. Y. Press. ALCOHOL 3 PER CENT. AVcgelableftcparattonrorAs similating theFooffanURcguta ting lite Stomachs andBowcls of Promotes Diges!ion.Chccrfiir ncss and Rest.Contains nciifter OpiimuMorphmc nor Mineral; NOT NAUCOTKC. Mm jtmpeoroUDrsmnmcm flmptih Seed' Jlx.Sennn MfaKaieSili Sugar WatarraiMarcft If AnerfectReraedv forConshri; tion , Sour Stomacli.Diarrhora Worras.ComTilsions.l'cvcnsu ncss andLoss of Sleep. Facsimile Signature of NEW YORK. lew 111, Tl! Exact Copy of Wrapper. the centaur company, new youk citt. This year open-; with a deluge of new mixed paints. A con dition brought about bv our enterprising dealers to get some kind of a mixed paint that would supplant CHILTON'S MIXED PAINTS. Their compounds, being new and heavily advertised, may find a sale with tho unwary. THE ONLY PLACE IX HOXESDALE AUTHOKIZED TO 1IAXDLE Is JADWIN'S PHARMACY. There are reasons for the pre-eminence of CHILTON PAINTS- 1st No one can mix a better mixed paint. 2d Tho painters declare that it works easily and has won derful covering qualities. 3d Chilton stands back of it, and will agree to repaint, at his own expense, every surface painted with Chilton Paint that proves defective. 4th Those who have used it are perfectly satisfied with it, and recommend its use to others. Telephone Announcement This company is preparing to do extensive construction work in the Honesdale Exchange District which will greatly improve the service and enlarge the system Patronize the Independent Telephone Company which reduced telephone rates, anddo not contract for any other service without conferring with our Contract Department Tel. No. 300. CONSOLIDATED TELEPHONE CO. of PENNSYLVANIA. Foster Building. 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