STILL TALKING . ABOUT THE TARIFF The Fight Over the Tarilt 11111 Democrats Doing Most of the Talking. Washington, May 22d. The votes on schedules of the tariff bill indicate that when the final vote on that meas ure is taken in the Senate few changes will have been made in the bill as pre pared by the Finance Committee. Kven the most radical of the so-called "pro gressives" now admit that they have no hope of success in their efforts for vis ionary legislation. The chief aim of Chairman Aldrich and his associates on the Finance Committee now is to bring about an agreement upon a date for the veto. Senator Penrose said today that, unless something unexpected developed to delay the vote, it probably would be taken about June loth. The Senator stated that from now until the vote is taken nearly allof the set speeches would come from the Democratic side. .Real izing the importance of speedy action on the bill to the business interests of the country, Mr. l'enrose is doing his ut most to effect an agreement upon a date for the veto. In order to make progress with the bill, members of the Finance Committee decided before it was reported to re frain from speech making. Their idea was to merely explain the provisions of the various schedules without prolonged discussion and this plan they have ad hered to. Practically all of the set speeches have been made by the Demo crats and by a elans of so-called Repub licans of the I.uFollette type. The wis dom of the course of the Finance Committee- is now apparent. Otherwise the debate would be prolonged until far in to the summer to the detriment of the industrial, commercial and farming in terests. In urging an agreement for the veto, the attention of senators has been called to the emphatic demand of the business interests that they cease talk ing, and pass the bill. Senator Penrose stated today that in his opinion the one thing that stood in the way of industrial and commercial expansion was tha un certainty over the outcome of the tariff deliberations in Congress. He1-predicts that the enactment of the tarift bill will be followed by a prolonged period of widespread prosperity. Both of the Pennsylvania senators have been conspicuous in the considera tion of the tariff bill. The light for that measure has been directed by Senators Aldrich and Penrose, and Senator Oliver effectively defended the iron and glass schedules. Senator Oliver is engaged in the manufacture of glass and he is an authority on the effect of tariff legisla tion on the glass industry as well as its effect upon the various branches of the iron and steel industry. lie furnished the Senate with much valuable informa tion regarding both industries. Mr. Oliver is an effective phrase maker. lie informed the Senate that glass was "wholly and simply the crystallization of labor," and added that he had once invested in a glass plant and that the money had disappeared as rapidly as if he "had placed it upon the wrong num ber at Monte Carlo." 2,000 HMPIiOYKS GKT PENSIONS. .More than 2,000 employes of the Pennsylvania Railroad were receiv ing pensions from the company on January 1, 1909, and the payments authorized to be made to them dur ing the year of 1908 amounted to 1544,245.08. Since the 'pension de partment was established in 1900, the sum of $3,445,793.77 has been paid to retired employes. These striking figures are brought out in the annual report of the pension de partment of the company, which has just been issued. When its pension system was in augurated by the Pennsylvania rail road for the purpose of providing for its employes In their old age, the sum of $300,000 was appropriated for the first year's payments. This sum was continued for two years, and in 1902 increased to $390,000 per an num. In 1907 It was raised to $600, 000. This does not inqlude the oper ating expenses of the department, which are also paid by the company, and which in 1908 amounted to $5, 3C9.47. All employes, no matter of what rank, receive pension allowances on relatively equal terms. For every year of service rendered the com pany, a retired employe is paid one per cent, of his average salary for the ten years Immediately preceding his retirement. In other words, a man who has worked for the com pany 50 years, and who received an average annual salary of $1,000 the last ten years of active service, re ceives a pension of $500 a year. A total of 367 employes were re tired on pensions in 1908 while 211 men who were already on tho pen sion list died during tho year. Tho number of retired employes on De cember 31, 1908, was 2,176, or 156 more than at the close of 1907. Tho average age of those receiving pen sions Is 73 years and 3 months, while the oldest employe on the list attain ed the age of 92 years in 1908. CASTOR I A For In&nta and Children. Tli Kind Yob Hah Always Bought Boars tho vW-T Signature of C4tf7 HOW TO FISH FOR BLACK BASS Suggestions as to the Most Attractive Iiiircs for the Gmucy nnd Ob Kthintc Fish. There Is a great diversity of opin ion as to what kind of bait Is best for black bass. Some fishermen swear by minnows, others by green frogs and still others say that abso lutely the best bait Is the night walker, or the smaller ordinary angle worm. They no doubt all have their advantages In the sec tions where they are used. Bait that is attractive and fetching in some localities will not be so good in other places. Bass will usually take minnows If they are biting. In the Delaware River, fishermen mostly use helgramites (dobsons); still many Delaware fishermen use the small lamprey eel, known locally as the "lamper." In the smaller inland lakes and waters crawfish are very considerably used. It is not an uncommon sight to see anglers chasing over the fields with a landing net scooping at grass hoppers. Big crickets are often suc cessfully used. In the lakes, ponds and streams hereabouts green frogs are often used for bait. If some enterprising dealer would go to the trouble of shipping green frogs from tho West and advertise that he had them for sale, he would find plenty of buyers. It Is possible to get this bait at most' of the fishing places, but it is fear fully disappointing to arrive at a lake or pond nnd find that you can not get thorn. Unfortunately this happens only too often. Tho green hogs are very hurdy and will live tor two or even three weeks with the slightest care. They should be kept In a covered basket, In a cool place, away from the rays of the sm:i. The basket, should be dipped into fresh water about three times a day. It Is a mistake to leave the frogs wot all day, as it is apt to chill and kill them. When possi ble, tho basket should be placed par tially in tho water, leaving the great er portion of the bottom dry. This will be found to be the most success ful method of keeping tho frogs. They will not require food. Fresh water minnows, on the other hand, are very delicate, and it is dif ficult to keep them In captivity. They soon exhaust the oxygen from the water, turn belly up and die. The lloating minnow pail helped solve tho problem some, but even In this, in a strong sun a great percentage will die. A further improvement is a self-aerating minnow bucket, which has an air pump on its side and an air chamber at tho bottom. The air pumped Into this chamber escapes gradually into tho water and sup plies the necessary oxygen. The changing of the temperature of the water kills the minnows. If it is possible to drop them Into ice water and to keep the water icy cold they will live almost indefinitely. If you put them in a pail of fresli water and allow the water to become grad ually warm they will all die. The best plan Is to keep them in the w'a ter in a largo pall full of small holes. The pail should not be submerged as the fish cannot then come to the top for air, and it should be kept from the rays of the sun. Tho dew worm is tho largo garden or angle worm. They come to the surface at night and particularly fol lowing rain and can easily be picked up with the aid of a light. They will live in earth If the earth is not too wet, but manage best In moss. They are usually very plentiful in fertile soil. Most people call them night walkers. Helgramites, or dobsons, as they are frequently called, are hooked through the shell part in the back, tho hook passing out, leaving the point clear. A better method for hooking the helgramite is to "put a halter on him," as the Delaware fish ermen say. This is done by tying one strand only of silk around the neck, leaving it just loose enough so that the hook will pass through the loop. This method keeps him alive, in which condition ho Is much more apt to attract the bass. Anglers usu ally prepare their bait in this way In advance. Keep helgramites in a tin can or a wooden box (not a cigar box) and leave them in the shade. At night, put in a little grass that has been dipped in water. Some Household Dangers. Never fill an oil lamp or a paraffin lamp, either, for that matter, while it is alight. It is quite easy for the vapor to catch fire and set the spirits or oil in the bottle ablaze, and an explosion will very likely follow. Always turn the light out before refilling it. After filling a lamp, too, bo careful to wipe the outside dry, for nny trickle of oil on its sides might easily catch fire. Don't allow the oil to stand in the lamp for very long. If it is not burned it should bo thrown away. It gathers impurities and increases the risk of an explosion. For the same reason always keep the paraffin can well corked. Don't put clothes around the fire to dry, and then go to bed and leave them A spark may easily fly out of the fire and set them alight. Never leave wood fire unguarded. Always put a metal fire screen or. something of that sort in front of it to prevent the sparks flying. Don't try to make a fire draw by hold ing a newspaper in front of it. If it does not set fire to the mantle piece or your own clothes, it may fly blaziflg up the chimney and set that alight. THE COMING ATTRACTION "I'OLIA' OF THK CIRCUS" A IIOMK CRITIC'S OPIN ION. The following letter has been handed us for publication: Honesdnle, Pa., Mny 20, '09. .To the Honesdale Realty Co., Gentlemen: While passing along the Main street of our town 1 observed the large posters containing the an nouncement that an attraction Is shortly to appenr at the opera house under the auspices of your company. I hope it will not be amiss for me to congratulate the Realty Company on procuring so largo and expensive an attraction, and to state without any hesitation that "Polly of the Circus" is one of tho best plays now being produced on tho American stage. Some two months ago tho above company appeared at the Lyceum Theatre, in Scranton, to the capac - ity of that house, and, under the management of my friend, Mr. A. J. Duffy, better known as Toney Duffy by the profession, and thu TiiitiMiiXfi enters a IHSAPPOl "sr'r The Susquehanna Ledg sponsible for the following account of an interview between "a Wayne i County man" and a Justice of the J Peace of Lanesboro: i "A limner from Wayno county tried to work a film Hum game on Justice of tho Peace Axtell this afternoon. Ills main object was i not so much to bunco the justice as it was to secure a wife without j going through the formality of so- curing a divorce from his former t spouse, and but tor a little careless ness ho would have been successful. Shortly after the Justice had re- turned to his office after nartakinir of a hearty luncheon, and was .i i i s i... ..!...... point of law, there was .. .1 l.nui;iv u 11 the door of his sanctum and In re - come in" a middle wred LUIUC 111, ,L Ullllllll .lfel.ll sponse to stranger entered, and said: "Can I get a marriage license hero, Squire?" "Certainly," said the Lanesboro jurist, "that's easy, I can fix you up in a short time." "You can't do it too quick," re sponded tho visitor, as the judge reached in his desk for the neces sary papers. "Your name?" said the Squire, and the man at once replied John Smith. "Age," queried the judge, and the reply was fifty years. "Ever married before? " "Sure," responded the would-be bridegroom," or I would not be so anxious now, s it is lonesome to live alone." "Wife dead," asked the squire, who was anxious to have the job well done. "Wish she was," replied the prospective husband, it "would save me a lot of trouble if she was." "Got a divorce, of course," said the squire who began to smell a mouse. "Sure that is what I came to Pennsylvania for," said the man, 'got it on the ground of desertion, been here going on two years." "Guess there's something wrong here, as you cannot get a divorce in this State until you have been in the state for at least two years," said the squire. "I said I got the divorce in Au burn, X. Y., before Judgo Danforth Lewis, for desertion," said the man. "Guess again," said the squire, " they only grant a divorce on one cause in New York State and you made the wrong guess." "I guess I did," said the appli cant, "and the next time I want to get married I will hunt up a jus tice of the peace that is not so all fired particular about as little a thing as a divorce. Any way I will find a justice that has a little more sentiment and knows a little less law. You are too wise for me Good afternoon!" Too Much. "Judge," aid the prisoner, "I would like to ask a fc . questions before I enter my plea." "You have the. Court's permission," said the judge. "If I go on trial," said tho prison er, "do I have to sit here and hear all the hypothetical questions asked by the lawyers? "Certainly," Said the judge. "And hear all the handwriting ex perts?" "Of course." "And follow the reasoning of the chemistry and Insanity experts?" "Very probably," said the Judgo. "Well, then, judge, I will enter my plea." "What Is It?" asked the judge. throughout the State of Pennsylva nia, who for many years was busi ness manager of the Lyceum nnd Academy of Music up to last season when ho resigned to accept a better position In Boston In the theatrical line. Toney succeeded in attract ing the attention of Frederick Thompson, who was about to put on the road a number of largo produc tions, among them "Polly of the Circus." The next point was to get capable business managers, and Mr. Duffy was selected to manage "Polly the Circus Girl." At his invitation I went to see the produc tion at tho Lyceum in Scranton, and In all ray experience In the profes sion, which has extended over thirty years, I never saw its equal, it is a stupendous production. What jnn expense It must be to produce it! ! Mr. Duffy Informed mo thnt It cost a fortune before the first night's per- I formance, but that It has repaid all I the money expended upon It, witli 1 interest. As 1 saw act after act, I j hardly realized that I was in a show house, but it seemed to me as if I j were in a circus lot; and right here I wish to say that the last act autos to climb SCKXN IN "POLLY OF Till'; CIRCUS." AT THK liYUIC I1 HI PAY MUHT. TUC pnCiT UN I tliu tw'yt w'tn tnu disparaging In InC UKLAl MILL i "'ease of angle gesundhclt! The VYilkcs-HitiTC Hill Climbing Contc-t to he u (irand Allah'. What will unquestionably bo the greatest hill climbing event of the year will take place at Wllkes-ISarro, Pa., on May 31, when the local club will luild u national climb tt 1 1 (Hants' Despair Mountain. Last year !0,-1 000 spectators witnessed the event, i nnd the managers expect that the! affair will draw a crowd of 100, 000 spectators. At present the course Is being 'oiled and prepared in the most ap nrnvoil murmur, ill frd;r that. the ' tnsresr timo nnssiiiifi m iv no maoe on tne tortuous ascent. Two tlious - '" gallons of crude oil is being ... ... i nxpii to maice mo course uustiess. while the turns are being banked. On t ho entry list are the greatest number of cars the club has evei counted upon at such an early date, and among these entries are some of the classiest machines and driv ers to be found in the country. Some of tho stars who will perform arc David Bruce Drown with the Ilenz, with which he scored such a string of victories lately; Ralph De Palina, the famous Fiat driver, at the wheel of the fast Fiat "Cyclone;" Albert Dennison in tho Knox "Giant," Vanderbilt Cup car; a Matheson, the Chadwlck "Six," which holds the record for tho hill (1:38 2-5 for the one and one-sixteenth miles course), and the Corbin, which won the first leg In the Hollenbeck trophy con test last year. A couple of Nation als, which made sucli splendid time at the Fort George climb; a Sim plex, some Buicks and other well known makes will make things hum on the 31st. It is quite likely that George Robertson and Willie Haupt will be seen at the wheels of the Herreshoff entries. Threo days prior to the meet authorities will permit contestants to practise on the course between the hours of 9 and 12 a. m. and 2 and 5 p. m. Announcement has been made that the principal prize, the Hollenbeck trophy, donated to the club by John Welles Hollenbeck, will be offered for the car making the fastest time in event No. 4, for ears selling be tween ?2,000 and ?3,000, instead of event No. 10, which is piston dis placement class. Tho trophy has tc be won three times before it becomes the permanent property of any one winner. In addition to this cup there will be numerous other trophies, shields and cups of attrac tive value. A special event, which will bo probably one of the most interest ing of the day, has been added to the present list of twelve. It Is nn event open to gasolene cars of any typo between 451 nnd COO cubic In dies piston displacements, which will ho an invitntlon event. Tills means that numerous famous driv ers and the biggest of cars will make the attack In keenest competition, and It Is in this that records are ex pected to be broken. Giants' Despair is a mountain well named. As a hill, it is the ter ror of the East. It is located right in the heart of Wyoming Valley and rises to an altitude of C90.6 feet in Its 1 1-16 miles course. The grades vary and its ideal feature as an au tomobile testing ground lies in the fact that the grade Is steepest at the summit, where It reaches a pitch of 22 per cent. The slope has Its share of sharp curves, of which Devil's Elbow is the star. Follow ing this comes an "S" bend, cal- especially, brought me back to my boyhood days, many years ago, when I stood on the old bridge which ex tended ncrosB the D. & H. Canal and watched tho old time circus leave our town. Again I congratulate you on your success in producing this grand play. I should like to describe all the acts, and all of them cannot fall to please the people. I sincerely hope that on tho night of the ap pearance of the company, the Lyric Theatre, which has all the facilities to produce this attraction, will be crowded to its utmost capacity. Judging from my experience in Honesdnle In the theatrical business, which covered a period of more than twenty years, I know the show-going people will appreciate the effort you have made to give them an op portunity of their lives to see some thing that will recall to many some of the most pleasant scenes of their childhood. Wishing you the best of success, I remain, Yours truly, WM. J. S1LVERSTONE. culntcd to stall more than one mo tor. Then as tho grand climax Is I FIRE ESCAPE LAW TO BE ENFORCED ! i I '' ' Kactory Inspector to Knforce Strictly the New Law Requiring 4 I'ilc ICscnpos on Public Buildings. j Orders have been issued to all .deputy factory inspectors to enforce jf.'10 new State law requiring tire es capes anil outer precautions on pun He places, 1 ...... ... v, .. I L ,llel inspector jonn u. ueiany, i I supersedes an previous acis as io Clro oannnou nnrl la n Pront mnrm'O.1 i - o.-..- ment on them. It excepts cities of the first class and second class from Its provisions. It does not include churches and ordinary dwelling houses within its supervision. It settles beyond controversy the vex ed question as to lodge halls, as they are named among buildings subject to its requirements. "You will note," he says, "that ways of egress and means of escape may be either 'fire escapes on the outside,' or 'stairways on the in side.' You will observe that the provisions as to doors, passageways and landings apply only to buildings used or occupied by 50 or more per sons. "The section which has to do with theatres and like buildings covers matters relating to exits, doorways, aisles, lighting, electric wiring, drop curtains and borders, fire ex tinguishers and illuminated "exits to fire escapes." Now, for the first time, we have a law requiring doors to open outward, and that fire ex tinguishers be provided, and speci fying tho number and the width of aisles in both auditoriums nnd gal leries. "The Act specifies, also, that ex ternal lire escapes shall be of wrought iron and shall be kept in standard condition and painted once a year. "This is by far the most far reaching and most important piece of legislation put upon the depart ment for enforcement, and it has in view the safety and saving of hu man lives not only of those employ ed, but also of men, women and children in all manner of places where education, healing or amuse ment is sought, as well as in tene ments, apartments and flats where they are domiciled. Compliance with its provisions will be enforced without fear or favor." Would Have Done the Same. Rudyard Jilpling undoubtedly got his wit from his maternal grandfath er tho Rev. George B. Macdonald a Wesleyan clergyman. It Is related of this gentleman that In the days when ho was courting the lady whom he afterwards married, the father-ln-law-to-be an aged Methodist with extremely strict notions In re gard to the proprietors was injudici ous enough on one occasion to enter tho parlor without glvng any warning of his approacr The consequence was that he found the sweethearts occupylnc a single chair. Deeply shocked by the spectacle, the old man solemnly said: "Mr. Macdonald, when I was court ing Mrs. Brown, she sat on one side of the room and, I on the other." Macdonald's reply was: "That's what 1 Bhould have done if I had been courting Mrs. Brown." LYRIC THEATRE BEHI. H. D1TTR1CH, LESSEE and MANAGER STOCK COMPANY WILL PRESENT ON MAY 24, 25 0 The Romantic Drama 26 n May 27, and 29 Thursday nnd Sntiirdny Only The Beautiful Production of "SAPHO" Tho Most Sensational Play of thu Century PRICES, 10, 20, 30 & 50c. SEAT SALE NOW ON LYRICTHEATRE BENUI.D!TTRl.'i - LeSeThDMAHAoIr ONEMGHT ONLY t.'ki ium,o iiwnoii FRiDAY 28 This m'umiu'm ureate-1 event mitt Ainer- ll'll s diuucmi MARGARET MAYO I The sweetest story ever told. One hun dred nlL-hts at the Liberty Theatre. New York city. A magnificent production, A superb east. A SPECIAL CIRCUS ACT FEATURE t ncler the auspices nf The HOHESDALE REALTY CO, PRICES: 35, 60. 75, $1,851.50 fiSeat Sale opens at the l!ox Ollleeati) a.m., Tuesday. .May inn. C.M.Betz, Having purchased the interest of T. li. MeillnncI, of Cnrbondale, in the harness business of Betz it Medium! of that city, the business will he conducted in the future by C M. lletz alone, who will also con tinue his store in Honesdale as here tofore. In order to reduce stock, reductions in prices will he made on ull goods. Bargains may be found in both stores. Mr. Kdwnrd Fnssliuuer, who has been in the Honesdale store about ten years as clerk, will hae full chiirge of the Curhondale store. C. M. 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