mm AUOUT I'OULTRY PROFITS. Why a Lossy Man Makes n Poor Chicken Kaiser. No business 1b better than the poul try business provided It 1b conducted In a buslneBB-llko manner. Maybe it 1b eo that "anybody can raise poul try," but It Is not so that everybody can raise them successfully or prof itably. Yes, there's money In polu try, but a good many people can't get It out. A lazy man makes a poor poultry man. So does the man who has fail ed at everything else and takes up poultry keeping "because It Is easy." The person who thinks poultry breeding for profit Is a soft snap, and who has some money to lose, only need to Invest It In poultry. The most successful poultry men are those who glvo their own person al supervision to the business; super intendents and general managers must occupy a subordinate station. The road to success In poultry keep ing, which reaches tho goal of profit, Is not all smooth and level. When the road Is most difficult, the owner himself must drlvo, for personal ob servation Is necessary to avoid rocics that wreck. Feeding Young Chicks. In tho morning tho chicks should not be allowed to eat too much. They should bo kept somewhat hungry, so that they will exorcise during tho middle of tho day by scratching for tho hard grain and seeds scattered In the litter. For small chickens theso grains should bo cracked very fine, tho pieces of corn should not bo any larger than half a kernel of wheat, j Egg and rolled oats makes an excel- l lent food for chicks for the first three weeks, and after that a mash of corn i meal, wheat bran, wheat middlings and beef scraps can bo substituted for tho ore and rolled oats. Tho are a number of infertile ones taken I from tho incubator. The best food is the cheapest for you will sur- prised how fast tho chicks will grow. , i, 1 . i. 1 t pays you in the end to feed hem the proper food and to feed it to ; them properly, if hoy are well ma. lurea uie puucis wm ue strung viB- ; orous winter layers and the breeding pens will produce chicks with iron 1 constitutions. tanners Home jour- 1 nal. -ttV tV..w-... PRIZE LEGHORN PULLET. Clover Hay for Poultry. We wish to again impress the Im portance of laying in a supply of hay lor the poultry this winter. Of all hays clover is the best and is usually the easiest to provide on the aver-) age farm. In the winter when It Is fed, It should bo first cut in bits about an inch In length, then placed in a ves sel and hot water poured over It. Leave In the water for an hour or two, then add enough corn meal or oats chop to absorb the water and feed the mass to the chickens. The feed is also good for birds which are penned at this time of tho year, If It Is not possible to supply them with chopped green grass. Farmer's Home Journal. Keep Hens nt Work. We see that the hens take the proper exercise, wrltos a poultry man. Our houses are large and com fortable, built on the scratching shed plan. We never overcrowd tho flocks, and as the scratching shed la always heavily littered there la no trouble to keep tho hens at work. Twice a day noon and night the grain is thrown among this litter and the fowls are compelled to scratch. Good vigorous exercise la highly Important for good, strong fertility. Sunflower Seed. Sunflower seeds are a very valua ble feed for fowls. They are tho best egg-producing food known, and aro also very warming, as they con tain a large quantity of vegetable oil. But they should not be fed too heavily, or they will cause the fowls to lose their feathers. Twice a weeli Is sufficient. . , Fresh Air Needed. If the henhouse walls are dripping with sweat and the floor wet and fil thy you may expect a sickly lot of fowls. Open up tho doors and win dows and let tho fresh dry air in. Use muslin on a south window open ing or two and let the fresh air In all night long. ermottg For a Theme: THE MODEL WOMAN OF TO-DAY 4. . By Rev. William M. Carr fr fr 4- Text: "Many daughters have done virtuously, but thou excellest them a.Proverbs, xxxi., 29. 4. This Is what the wise man tells us of tho Ideal woman of his day. A woman may be model, married or single, but not Ideal. The Ideal wom an is tho wife and mother. The model wife roigns as a queen In her home, exerting a tromendous Influence by comforting and Inspiriug her husband in life's battle. Such was the wife of the late President McKlnley. Though weak and ill much of the time, yet love armed her for her task, and no bly did she do her part in the world's work. Of the mother somo one has well said: "The hand that rocks the cradle guides tho world." Her con stant presence with tho children In the home, while tho husband and father tolls at his daily task, gives her tho opportunity of exorcising tho preponderating influence for good or ill upon tho characters of the chil dren in tho formative period of their lives. During these golden days the ideal mother will both by precept and example mould tho minds and hearts of her children Into beautiful symme try. But there Is a model slnglo woman hood as well. Multitudes of young women, especially In America, are single either by choice or by force of circumstance, and yet nobly do their part. Wo need but glance at the great companies of deaconesses in our various churches who have taken up the work theso last years, as tho Sis ters of Charity have for a much longer oriod. of visiting tho homes of sick ness and poverty, bringing aid and comfort in the name of Christ, or tho "my of nurses in our hospitals who as brave in the consecration to iluty in tho face of disease and conga- V cn8t8 fQr Ad, thQ untol(1 tl0U. Qf g womon who flulotly ,iml m0(lesUv ugngo in service to L,ko QUt faml'ly cxpcn8ua, to earo for flUhcr or mother, or to educate for tG.3 U!lttlo younger brothers and sis ters. So that many a man would say, if ho told the whole truth, "I owe ray position in life to my self-sacrificing sister." Shall we say of her as Gray In his "Elegy": "Full many a flower Is born to blush unseen and waste Its sweetness on the desert air?" No, the sweet sacrifice of such a life is not a waste, but rises as an "odor of sweet incense" to Heaven. How much fills the lands and heart of the ideal mother! The responsibil ity for roaring correctly and the care ful and proper training of tho chil dren necessarily rests upon her. To see that the children are properly fed and clothed, and with tho passing years to bo properly educated and to be careful that the associates are all they should be, devolve largely upon her. Then there Is the temptation to 1 bo too strict on the ono hand or too lenient on the other. If the former, then the danger that when the day comes when the child Is released from all parental restraint there be a re bound in the other direction and lib erty bo turned to license; if the lat ter, tho danger that the liberty per- mltted be abused. The American people know how the mothers of President Garfield and President McKlnley were asked to be present when their sous were inaugu rated a tribute of love and devotion on the part of these noble sons, who appreciated the part their mothers had In their success. All are familiar with the saying of tho martyr Presi dent, Abraham Lincoln: "All I am I owe to my angel mother." Thank God for the opportunities for American women, and thank God more for the noblo uses made of their opportunl ties. May not the words of the wise man aptly apply: "Many daughters have done virtuously, but thou ex cellest them all"? O, beloved, God pondereth the hearts weighs them, weighs them, weighs them, and turns back many a petition because there are conditions that make it impossible to link tho petition onto God's power. There is sometmng In the perfect holiness and righteousness of God that leaps forth to embrace the prayer of the righteous man and it avalleth much, and there la the same glad response to the mer ciful man and the loving man and the unselfish, self-denying man that gives himself to God to spend and be spent for others. God feels akin to them; his love hounds and leaps to respond to their cry. He opens doors for them that no man can open; he takes them through furnace fires without a smell of Are upon their garments; he or ders everything and everybody out of the way of their chariots; he lets them into lions' dens, but shuts the mouths of the Hons. Just look at this verse, "Whatsoever we ask, we re ceive of Him, because we keep His commandments and do those things that are pleasing in His sight." Christian Standard. The only man who really knows how hard it Is to find a woman's pocket Is the one who marries her for her money. Puck. HAY FROM OATS. Good Qualities of Feed From Sev eral Crops. The practice of making hay from oats and barley Is becoming moro common, especially where these crops are used as nurse crops for clover. In order to get a good qual ity of hay from these crops they must be cut at the right stage. If they are allowed to stand until the straw bo gins to turn yellow their hay value Is practically lost. They should be cut earlier. This Is best for two reasons: It gives a good quality of green, palatable feed, and early cut ting must be done In order to give tho young clover plants a chance. This grain hay should bo carefully cured and mowed away, and while I do not consider It as good as timo thy, yet all stock except horses like It, and will thrive on it. When tho crop Is grown principally for feed as It does In tho Western states, tho berry Is allowed to mature Just to tho dough stage, and then straw with grain makes a fairly good feed. In Washington, whore not much corn la grown, they food wheat hay almost exclusively, and I must say their horses look much better than our corn and oat fed horses. Ventilation of the Barn. The ventilation of barns Is a mat ter which deserves more attention than it receives, but I will not tako time to go Into details. There are frequently cracks and open spaces which servo the purpose of ventlla- tlon, but which often cause drafts, resulting in colds, rheumatism and other ailments. In like manner, tho drainage around tho barns should be examined, as bad results often come from Imperfect drainage. Then there Is tho watering arrangements All horses ought to be watered be foro and not after feeding. The horse's stomach is comparatively small, It only contaius from seven to nine gallons, so If you feed him heavily and then water him, the to- suit will be that a certain amount of the food will be washed down Into tho Intestines in an undl gested condition. This is a frequent cause of colic and other troubles, and can easily ho obviated by water ing tho horse when his stomach Is comparatively empty. Sorghum Equal to Hay. Analysis shows that considering the amount of protein and fat con tained in sorghum it is about equal to timothy hay as feed. In point of tho amount of nitrogen, free oxtract, it is about half as rich in these ele ments as timothy. Timothy contains 5 per cent, protein, 45 per cent, nitrogen free extract, and 3 per cent. fat. Sorghum contains 4.5 per cent, protein, 23 per cent, nitro gen free extract, and 3.25 per cent, fat. Make the Farm Profitable, A farm properly handled should ho worth moro money every year. Any system of farming that sells off In crop! more than Is returned means bankruptcy in a few years. You can use up soil fertility and return noth ing and expect to go right on raising big crops. Look at the proposition sensible now. Humus For Potatoes. Potato soils should be well sup plied with humus to increase their capacity for retaining water. Drouth is a serious enen.y of the potato crop. Humus is best supplied by plowing under clover. If stable manure la used it should be supplied a year ahead of the potato crop. Dispose of tho Stalks. It Is a good thing to get stalks out of the way as soon as possible and begin disking, but don't get in a hurry and start plowing until the ground Is dry and has settled, piece of ground turned up in spring wet, is hard to handle through the season. A the all Weed the Orchard. Keep the ground In the orchard and garden free from rubbish and weeds. In these many of tho Insect pests spend an important part o: their existence, and if they are de stroyed many of the pests will per' lsh with them. Wash For Tree Trunks. Hero Is a wash for the trunks ol fruit trees which it is said will keep xnloo and rabbits from gnawing them: To ono peck of lime add, while warm, ono quart of crude carbolic acid, four pounds of Bulphur and one-half gal lon plna tar. Stir well. Plant Trees Apart. An orchard with tho trees fai apart Is moro profitable than the closely set orchard after the Aral few years of bearing. But the dis tance should vary somewhat accord ing to soil and variety planted. Motto For Formers. "Good Stuff Well Sold." Farmeri who live up. to that motto are making money In crops that others product at a loss. Paste the words over youi dsk and think out the details to! yourself. HUSBANDS. How to Mako Them Eat from the Hand and Sign Checks at Will. Husuands are the natural product of most civilized countries. They are plentiful in most of the United States of America, being scarcest in Utah and Massachusetts, where 'each lady cwns but a fraction of a husband, or none at all. Those owning no more than a morbid Interest in a husband are called old maids. Although the best husbands in this country are acknowledged by experts to bo Indigenous to the soil, those commanding tne highest market prices are the Imported varieties, be- causo of their expensive labels. The "rown brand I rings the largest lig- ure. Tho husband Is a wary and elusive animal, fleeing for safety at tho lirst noise like a skirt to his lair in clubs, olllccs and other remote caves of his habitat; but ho may be cajoled forth by an aprearance of lndlffer ennce on the part of the trapper, as' his curiosity can always be aroused by tho strange creature who could re main immune t his charms; after which he may bo easily caught any where in broad aayllght (though a white nlght-llgut of moon-calcium is preferable), In a trap composed of frou-frou, talcum, golden locks and (lattery. There is a tradition to the effect that tho earliest husband-catcher was a clumsy contrivance made of fine nand-sewing attached to a spinning wheel, decorated with home-made pre serves put up In a sirup of sweet dis position and sealed in common-sense jars. Once secured with a matrimonial halter tied in a diamond hitch, the husband become quite tame and will eat from the hand and sign checks at will. There aro moro than fifty-seven varieties of husbandt at largo and in captivity, but they are broadly classed as good and bad, "y their respective owners or keepers called wives. Since the wife is so constituted that she can believe anything sho sets her mind to, she can easily persuade her self that a bad husband Is a good one and vice versa u merciful provision of Providence for martial happiness. The American husband lq called by his trans-atlantlc compeers a beast of burden; to which ho may very justly retort that the trans-atlantic husband is a beast of prey, or otherwise, but always a beast, and that it's a White Man's Burden, anyway. All of which proves that tho highest grade husband extant has his permanent habitat In these United States of America. FUTURE STATE. Mr. Ripley Tho inhabitants of Arizona seem to be an orthodox peo ple. Mr. Greenly How do you make that out? Mr. Ripley Because they hellevo in a future state. Clcerc All At Sea. The gigantic steamship had faced easterly gales all tho way across the Atlantic, and the-' were uneasy bel iowlngs from the hundred? of cattle In the 'tween-decks. "I wonder whether we shall ever get to London?" cried Miss Manhat tan, promenading the hurricane-deck. "We're two days late now. How long this voyage is! How long!" "Quousque taridei-, Catillna?" quot ed Mr. Teebw.lls sympathetically at her side. "What's that?" she inquired. "1 don't understand Latin, you know." "How long, nray, O cattle line?" Mr. Teebwells solemnly responded. Harper's Weekly. On the Desert. An Irishman and a Scotchman were discussing the horrors of living in a prohibition State, when the Irishman remarked: "Sure, an' yo might get used to it after awhile. Ye know they say a camel can go eight days without drinkln'." "Hoot, monl" retorted the other, "It'H little ye know about the Camp bells when ye say that. There is na one o' them could go eight hours wi'out a drav of comethlng!" Which ended tho discussion. The Basis. He I wonder if we can get along all right She Certainly. Wo can buy the auto with the money father left me and you will surely make enough to pay for running it don't you think? Tho Letter. Etktl But why don't you open and read It? FthPlfrld' - '.' -- .' SHE WAS CALLED "POOR THING" nnd a Way of Sitting Silently at Her Work, Listening. Pity Is certainly a kindly senti ment; nevertheless It can be so bo stowed as to cast a doubt upon its right to a place among tho virtues. There was an old-time seamstress of East Hentley who, If words were all, was beyond doubt tho most tender hearted person in the village; ln- deed, her favorite expression of com passion had finally passed Into a nlcknamo for horself. Sho was known behind her back as "Poor Thing." Poor Thing was not much of a talker. She had a way of sitting silently bont over her work, always with a mouth full of pins, listening to what other people had to say. Only at the end of the conversa tion would she extract her pins long enough to contribute her share. Per haps tho speakers had been eulogiz ing tho abilities of a noted house keeper. "Yes, poor thing!" she would sigh. "Fortunate, now, isn't it, sho can turn her mind to preserves and pickles and pie-baking, the way she does. She couldn't take much com fort In her children, that's sure forth-putting, rampageous creturs. I s'pose It's a compensation." Or tho beauty of some blooming young girl would have received a tribute of praise. "She'B real pretty-appearing," tho seamstress would agree, mournfully, "She cortalnly is but then thoso delicate-fcStur'd, llght-complected folks never keep their looks moro'n a few years. She'll fade right out before she's twenty-five, poor thing!" Again, the prosperity of a neigh boring farmer was discussed and his nbllity admired. "Drivers, both of 'em Mlrandy and he," she would agree, promptly. "I don't doubt they've earned every mite of it. I never knew such folks for driving. There ain't .any loafing 'round their place, nor any resting, either. My land, but they keep things moving! I can toll you thoy mako tho children stop lively about chores. I dare say It's good for 'em, or It would be if they weren't so little but there, I can't help pity- 'cin, poor things!" Poor Thing was a good worker, but she never became popular with her fellow villagers, which, consid ering her concern over all their woes and fallings, was rather hard on her poor thing! ELECTRIC EGG HEATER. Much Time and Lnlior Saved by This Invention. Electricity having been used for almost every purpose under the sun, now it has recently been harnessed up by a Jersey City man to beat eggs. In any hotel or bakery where eggs ar used in large quantities and wl 're they require beating as for a cake, this electric beater will bo a welcome addition. It not only saves much hard work for beating eggs ELECTRIC EGG BEATER. Is no child's play but It doea the ob better and much more expedlt ously than It can be done by hand, jiko most electrical devices It Is a lease of you press the button and tho machine does the rest. The beater f-onsists of a vertical support, with fin arm holding tho egg-beater shaft. Below this is an adjustable bracket, Provided with a bowl In which the feggs are placed. By pressing the button the beater revolves swiftly In tne bowl and as the power and speed bf the stroke does not vary the eggs are beaten with unusual consistency. 1 Washington Star. Testing Baby's Bath. Theoretically every mother ought (to have a thermometer to test the taby's bath water; obviously every iono does not. However, it is mani festly unsafe to rely on the time honored method of testing with the hand, as much Infantile discomfort, even real injury, may result from the practice. A good substitute for the thermometer is tho mother's bared elbow applied to the water. Not be ing accustomed to extremes of heat and cold, as is the hand, the flesh of tho elbow responds quickly to tho slightest change of temperatures from blood heat, thus Indicating the degree of warmth required. Society of Wliales. Tho Society ot Whales le a new or ganisation. Every young wife In town belongs and the title of the so ciety in taken from the faith a bride has in her husband. She would believe him If he asld he aaw a whale swimming up Commercial street. Afte'f she has boon married for a few mqnths.she droj?s frojnthe club- ' n cg ' l.'l 1 in NEVER HEflCO OF ROOSEVELT Startling Ignorance Displayed by Al bert Courtney, Who Comes In from American Deserts. Loa Angeles, Cal. -Albert Courtney, a mining prospector and British sub ject, heard a few days ago for tho first time that Queen Victoria had died. He refused to bellevo tho re port and is looking for an English paper to confirm the news. The namo of Theodore Roosovolt was a strange one to him. Vague rumors came to him along In 1898 and 1899 that Spain and tho United States were at war. Not an echo of tho Boer war reached him. Naturally ping pong, dlnbolo, the plays of George Bernard Shaw, tho do feat of "Bill" Squires, tho suffragist movement, the recall election and all tho other great facts and occurrences of recent years wore matters of which he was ignorant. This hiatus in the life of Courtney arises from tho fact that in the last fifteen years he has been lost to tho world on tho desert of Nevada and Arizona. Ho WU3 a recluse and did not see a book or newspaper during tho entire period. "And 'ow is the Queen?" was ono of his first questions. "Roosevelt? Uoosevclt?" ho said to a query. "Never 'card the name before. And who in 'e?" Courtney is seventy years of age and is well preserved physically and mentally. INDIAN RUNS DOWN WOLVES. On Overtaking His Tired Quarry Uses Club to Kill Him. Superior, Wis. At Solon Springs, near here, lives Charley Taylor, a half-breed Indian, who might bo a good man to "enter In some of tho big Marathon races. Taylor is in the wolf hunting busi ness for the bounty there is In it and catches me wolves by running them down. Ho hit the hot trail of ono of the timber beasts recently, and over took the exhausted animal three days later. He killed it with a stout club which he carries when "hunting." Taylor says that ther 3 Is nothing re markable about hunting wolves In thl3 manner. With snow shoes a man can run down a wolf, whose pace is slow er In snow, in from one and a half to two days, but Taylor was without snowshoes. All ono needs Is endur ance, patience and tho ability to fol low the trail of the wolf after dark. The Indians usually hunt In pairs. SWALLOWED HIS SAVINGS. Gold Coin Found in Grave When Body Was Moved. Paris, France. "Gold from tho grave" might bo the caption over a curious incident that has happened at Thaon, near Eplnal. Twelve years ago a workman died there, and his relatives could find none of his sav ings, although he was known to have accumulated a small sum in gold. Recently his body was moved by the parish authorities to another grave, his son being present at the transference. When the remains were exposed he was astonished to see a little pile of gold coins lying among the bones. They were the dead man's savings, amounting to $185, which he had swallowed to prevent his family, with whom he was on bad terms, get ting hold of them. SCARED BY BATTLE IN CLOUDS. Sham Sight of Troops, Reproduced In Mi..n. I7lnhtinfH V11lanrR. Heidelberg. A terrifying pheno menon in the heavens recently alarm ed tho superstitious villagers of Dorz bach and Oberunzbach, on the fron tier of Baden and Wurtemborg. In the clouds, just before 10 o'clock in the forenoon, there appeared a bright red streak, on which could be plainly seen a landscape, with fields, streams and woods, among which two bodies of troops In battle formation were ad vancing toward each other, firing vol leys. The puffs of smoke were clearly visible. Half an hour later the picture sud denly disappeared, but the excitement and fear aroused among tho villagers lasted until next morning, when the explanation appeared In tho newspa pers of the district that a sham tight had been held by the garrison of Mer thentheim. some twenty nilleH dis tant, and had caused tho mirage. fBEK01 ? HI