THE CITIZEN rVBLIBHED EVERY WEDNESDAY AND FRIDAY BY THE CITIZEN rCDLISntNO COMPANY. Entered as second-class matter, at the post office, Ilonesdale, Pa, K. B. HAItDENRERGH, - - PRESIDENT W. W. WOOD. - - MANAGER AND SECY directors: c n. dorflikoer. m. b. allen, henry wilson. e. b. ii ardenberoii. W. W. WOOD. UBSCRIPTION: $1.50 A YEAR. IN ADVANCE FKIDAY, MAY 7, 1909. EXPLANATION. This pnper is at present edltorless. Mr. Thomas J. Ham, who has been tilling that position so ably, has been enjoying n much needed rest. In a few days he will be back to his post with renewed vigor and lots of excellent Ideas, which he Will dress up in his inimitable stylo for the edification of our readers. In the meantime, our "General Utility Man" Is in the saddle, and things may go a little askew. If the King's Eng lish is butchered, or High School grammar treated harshly, -you will know who is to blame. But If any of our articles seem to have a taint of vitriol, kindly remember our sanc tum is directly over a drug store, and the acids which escape when they are compounding their prepar ations permeate our office, settle down upon our literary efforts, and give them that peculiar shading, which is a cross between a "slap on the wrist and a solar plexis punch." HAIiT! Hardly a day passes but some per son afflicted with farsightedness, will deliver a short, ejaculatory, strongly pronounced decision upon the venality, rascality, and outrage ous actions of somebody who is en deavoring to get a chunk of the peo ple's money from the public crib at Harrinburg or Washington. And yet, if some man, sober or drunk, should stumble over the tracks of our embryo Trolley Company, or fall down some bank, or run afoul of nmn Iti'dlco. nipkinrr out Kiilipnn- soiously some unusually dark night j unty, out uiu not complete tii term, to do this the same people who the new apportionment bill putting him condemn the man at our State and , out of office. National Capitol, would be the first , Senator Crawford, of Allegheny, on the scene to sympathize, with the i an avowed candidate lor the nomi unfortunntc. and offer their services nation for Auditor General, is at the and their pocket-books to him, if I MeKeosport Hospital, recovering he will enter into joint partnership. from an operation for appendicitis, having for its object to sue the, if jt he true that Senator Crow is county for having dark nights, rail- i slated for tho position, Senators road tracks, and bridges that don't Crawford. .Tames and Sisson, with get out of men's way. The only j Representative Kiess will have to assets that are visible, in an ar-;smother their boomlets, for they rangement of this kind, is a claim' arc all good organization men. and against the county, which is made understand the situation. The con big enough to allow a shrinkage that vention will bo hold on June 16th. will repay the working partner for Governor Stuart has signed a his expenditures. This represents number of Legislative acts, making his margins in a gamble of law. ,tliem part of the organic law of the This business is parallel to that of a stock gambler, who places his mar gins with a view ot getting rich if lie succeeds and is ofttimes fortunate if ho can savo his margins. The Heir to Holland. It is quite impossible fully to un derstand the wave of national en thusiasm sweeping over Holland to day unless we realize the intense personal affection of the Dutch for their young Queen. To them she i is something more than the titular head of the state. Until her daugh ter was born early last week she was the only direct representative of the historic house to which Holland owes her place among the nations of the world. Incarnated in her alone were the great traditions of William the Silent, of the Stadtholder Maurice of Nassau and of that William in whom were united the crowns of England and the Netherlands. To the Dutch the years elapsing since the Queen's marriage to Prince Henry of Mecklenburg-Schwerin, in 1901, have been alternately hopeful and disappointing. In fact there was long reason to think that the Queen would never present the nation with an heir. The apprehension arising from the probability of that contin gency was very marked. The peo ple, knowing the desire of Germany for an enlarged sea coast, ascribed to that power a disposition to force Holland into the German confederacy in the event of an interruption in the direct line of succession. This may have been an unreason able suspicion, but it has prevailed in Holland ever since the death of Wil helm III, in 1890, left the succession dependent upon the life of his only child, Wllhelmina, then but ten years old. Germany is tho bad boy of the European village. To German am bition is attributed all the sinister purposes of continental politics. If British trade is to be destroyed and the British colonial system dismem bered Germany will effect the revo lution. If Russia is to be humiliat ed in the Balkans a German ultima tum is the agency employed. If an intention to restore despotism in Turkey is anywhere suspected, the designating finger of public opinion points to Berlin. If an effective rivalry to French influence in North ern Africa is thought to be at all possible, Germany Is charged with a resolve to establish it. So it is the most natural thing in the world for the Dutch to fear that their ' huge neighbor, with her overwhelming army and her growing navy, would seek, if opportunity offered, expan sion westward to control the mouths now temporarily, at least, allayed. Hence the tremendous volume of na of the Rhine and the ocean commerce of all the Dutch ports. That fear is tional jubilation. HAimiSnURG LETTER. May 3. On Wednesday evening, May 5, the Auditor General's Department will celebrate the centennial anniversary of its establishment. Prior to May, 1809, there were two officials known as the Register General and the Comptrol ler General, whose duties ran along lines so nearly identical that much confusion resulted; so the Legislature passed an act in March, 1809, abolishing both of them and creating the office of Auditor General, the act becoming effective in May, 1809. From that date to 1874 the Auditors General were appointed; from 1874, under the provisions of the new Constitution, they were elected by the people. As a guest ot the Department on Wed nesday evening, the employes have in vited Governor Stuart, who has prom ised to be present. Invitations have also been sent to all the living ex-Audi tors General. These are: Hon. David McMurtric Gregg, Reading; Hon. Amos H. Mylin, Lancaster; Hon. Levi G. Mc Oauley, West Chester; Hon. E. 15. Har denbergh, Ilonesdale; Hon. W. P. Sny der, Spring City. The only ex-Deputy Auditor General, Sam Matt Fridy, died at his home at Mountvillc on April 26, after a public service of nearly fifty years. Announcement has been made that the leaders of the Republican organiza tion have agreed to support the follow ing gentlemen for the State offices to be filled at the fall election : For Justice of the Supreme Court, Judge Robert, von Moschzisker, of Philadelphia; for Audi tor General, Hon. William E. Crow, Fayette county; for Statu Treasurer, Hon. Jermiah Stober, Lancaster coun ty. Judge von Moschziskcr is at present a judge of the Common Pleas court of Philadelphia county, and has been a popular and successful ollicial. Mr. Crow was elected President pro tern, of the late Senate by his fellow Senators It is said that he has not fullv decided to be a candidate for the office, prefer ring to go back to the Senate for an other term. Mr. Stober served in the Senate some years ago from Lancaster State. Two weeks from to-day the last one will have to be passed up on, unless it is desired that it be , come a law without his signature, i What he will do with the school 'code, tho Capitol Park extension I bill, and the bill increasing the sal aries of the judges, no one can say, for the Governor is keeping his own counsel in respect to them. Among those signed are the following of importance: Making October 12th a legal hol iday, to be known as Columbus Day. Amending the State veterinarian act so that it shall apply to veteri nary medicine as well as veterinary surgery. Amending the act providing for the establishment of free libraries in school districts, except those in the first and second class cities, so as to Increase the maximum rate one fourth of a mill and establish a minimum rate. Providing for the vacation of cemeteries that have ceased to be places of interment and have be come a general nuisance, by apply ing to the courts. The Shern Child Labor bill, regu lating the employment of minor children in this State. Amending the act making con stables of townships ex-officio fire wardens for the extinction of forest fires, so as to require precautions on approach of fire, increasing compen sation of fire wardens, enlarging the liability of the county, and increas ing the penalty for refusing to as sist the fire wardens. Directing the Recorder of Deeds of each county to refuse for record all mortgages, assignments of mortgages, and agreements for the payment of money, unless a certi ficate is attached, giving the precise residence of the mortgagees, as signees and persons entitled to in terest. Providing a method for making payment of warrants drawn upon the State Treasurer. Hereafter all warrants on that official, drawn by the Auditor General, will be taken to the Treasury direct, and the Treasurer will issue his check to the payee named in the warrant. It will put a stop to the practice of requiring a warrant to do duty as a negotiable instrument. N. E. HAUSE. a Bird scnool or Languages. In Paris is a school in which parrots are Dot only taught to speak "pure Parisian," but in which they are in structed In "the leading languages of Europe." What an interesting babel they muBt make together when school ta dismissed! It Is not stated that a way has been found to make this many-tongued "parrot talk" less me tallic and more melodious than the iianol snonrh nf nnvrnta SUCCESSFUL ONES AWARDED DIPLOMAS Examinations for Common School Diplomas held April 3, 1909. The following applicants passed the examinations and will be award ed diplomas: BERLIN Blanche Olver, John Lozo, Horace K. Dills, Marselll Branning, Ethel Downing, Edson Taniblyn, Jennie Van West, Ethel Bunnell, Frank Frey, Myrtle Rey nolds, John Downing, Jennie Barnes. CHERRY RIDGE Mary Mullen. CLINTON Ruth Gaylord, Lillian Gleason, Kathleen McCabe, Lois Norton, Setha Crossman. DAMASCUS Inez Decker, Robert Boyd, Coe F. Dexter, Helene Yerkes, Spencer C. Noble, Wallace Sheard, Louisa E. Sheard, Edw. H. Dexter. DYBERRY John C. Kilroe, Wal ter Lippert. LAKE Homer Ammerman, Fran cis Ramble, Myrtle Miller, Leigh Keene, George Brunsen, Ethel Mc- Farland. LEBANON Meale Goodnough, Eliza Burke, John Burke, Stephen Douglas, Carryl Vail, Hilda Knorr, Esther Knorr. MANCHESTER Francis Chamb ers, Luevern wooineater, Harrietta A. Jump, Nettie Stidd. MT. PLEASANT Herold Wilden- steln, Thomas Boyle, Harold White. OREGON Euna Colwill, Mary Connor, V. R. Scudder. PALMYRA Harold Policy, John Carroll, Norman Swingle, John Ken nedy. PAUPACK Ray Olmstead. SALEM Cora Bidwell, Morris Graborr, Helen Gilpin, Edna Bid well, Ruth Patterson, Lorrain Mc Kee, Carl Stephens, Cleophas Boland, Carl F. Pennell, Loran Peet. SOUTH CANAAN Genevieve Kennedy, Rebah Fielding, Harland Box, Alta Brunsen, George Bauman. STERLING Lowell Cross, Amy Hartman, Lyle Keene, Lawrence Uban, William Simons, Buel Neville, Earl Savitz, Orrin Barnes, Howard Barnes. The whole number "of applicants was 1S2, of whom SI passed. An other examination will be held May lHth in tho school districts of Texas, Preston, Bethany. Waymart, Lehigh, and .1. .1. KOEI1LER. County Supt. Convention of the Women's For eign Missionary Society. The annual convention of the Hones' dale district Women's Foreign Mission ary Society, was held on Tuesday, in the auditorium of the First M. E. church of Carbondale, and was attended by about fifty delegates from the different charges. The morning session opened at 9:Ii0 o'clock, witli devotional exercises, con ducted by Mrs. Martha Penwarden. The minutes of the last conference were read by Miss Alice W. P.inlsall, of Seelyville, the recording secretary. Reports were received from the treas urers, standard-bearers, and several other committees, that were most grat ifying and interesting, and evinced a wonderful growth during the past year. Miss Blanche Pierce rendered a solo that was very much appreciated. At the close of the morning session the delegates were entertained at a luncheon served by the ladies of the church. The afternoon session was opened by devotional exercises, by Mrs. S. H. Briggs. Memorials were read by Mrs. Pierce Butler, of Carbondale, three of the most ardent workers in the society having been called to their reward since the last annual meeting. They were Mrs. H. B. Jadwin, Mrs. William G. Samson, of Carbondale, and Mrs. Jane Place, of Maylield. The nominating committee presented to the convention the same list of of ficers who served the past year. A mo tion was made that the secretary cast a ballot for the election of the officers who are as follows: President, Mrs. G. II. Stephens. First Vice President, Mrs. Pierce Butler. Second Vice President, Mrs. James Bush. Third Vice President, Mrs. Hosmer Fowler. Conference Secretary, Mrs. G. K Powell. District Secretary, Mrs. G. B. Samson. Recording Secretary, Miss Alice W. Birdsall. Treasurer, Mrs. C. N. Seigle. The above officers were highly com plimented by the convention for the noble work they had done in the past year. Mrs. G. H. Stephens, who was again chosen president, gave a very interesting talk on the work done by tho society, and thanked the officers for their un tiring efforts to forward the cause of foreign missions. Miss Janice Simpson entertained the conference with a piano solo, and Mrs. T. W. Kay rendered a vocal solo, ac companied on the pipe organ by Mrs. AV. II. Hiller. Miss Guthappel, of Korea, gave a very interesting and instructive talk on "For eign Missions," which was greatly en joyed by the convention. The Women's Foreign Missionary So ciety was organized in 1869 by eight women ; to-day the membership is over 24(5,000. Advertise in THE CITIZEN. LIST OF GRAND JURORS Drawn to Serve at Juno Term of Court, 1000. W. W. Mumford, Starrucca. F. M. Shaffer. Lake. B. F. Tewksbury, Scott. F. Frank Ham, Honesdale. C. H. Williams, Mount Pleasant. Grover Branning, Damascus. Joseph Herzog, Paupack. Fred Lcstrange, Texas. James Osborne, Manchester. Sabine Levlnge, Lake. Peter Nill, Hawley. M. J. McDonald, Palmyra. William Johnson, Buchlngham. W. A. Watts, Clinton. James R. Lauvilla, Oregon. H. S. Whitmore, Englehart. George Watts, Dreher. Howard Roe, Cherry Ridge. Sinas Goodnough, Lebanon. Win. Hafler, Sterling. George M,, Dibble, Preston. A. G. Hollister, Salem. Charles White, Dyberry. Adam Brooks, South Canaan. TRAVERSE JURORS. George Killerman, Palmyra. J. J. Houser, Dyberry. Styphen Bates, Prompton. W. B. Gulnnip, Damascus. Wm. Smith, Damascus. John Racht, Jr., South Canaan. Lewis Hartman, Berlin. George Limpke, Mount Pleasant. E. B. Hardenburgh, Honesdale. J. W. Miller, Salem. George E. Newell, Lehigh. D. C. Elliot, Cherry Ridge. Theodore Oakwitz, Honesdale. Frank Scudder, Lebanon. John Bill, Texas. James Mulligan, Hawley. Edwin Marshall. Palmyra. W. S. Kelley. Lake. Nicholas Miderer, Hawley. E. R. Calloway, Honesdale. Peter H. Cole, Manchester. William K. Spry, Oregon. John Dermondy, Manchester. W. J. Barnes, Berlin. Jerome Mitchell. Siko. Fletcher Coon, Texas. Richard Congdon, South Canaan. Marvin Cooly, Mount Pleasant. F. F. Conrad, Scott. D. N. Welch, Starrucca. Peter .May, Texas. 1. H. Thompson, Hawley. P. F. Madigan, Preston. John Lippert, Dyberry. Gottlob Epple, Paupack. Lynhurn Compton, Ilonesdale. .1. C. Bnrtetson, Dreher. G. M. Hemstead, Buchlngham. Peter Daniels, Paupack. Homer G. Ames. Hawley. Bernard Grote, Clinton. W. II. Robacker, Dreher. Alfred Levingle, Sterling. Ray Hull, Waymart. Walter Stocks, Texas. Richard Penwarden, Ilonesdale. Thomas Gill, Texas. J. A. Kay, Preston. MAPLEWOOD. May :d. Rev. (). P. Sharps preached at Newfoundland Sunday. Mrs. (). P. Sharpe spent the day among relatives in j Scranton. Nine inches of snow was the record here. Last year, on the 2d and !ld days of May two inches of snow fell, and on ' tho 12th, ice half an inch thick was j formed. On May 10th, 1900, there were I heavy snow flurries. The latest snow of I 1905 was April 16th, 17th and 18th. We had a heavy hail storm on June 10. 1903, which did much damage. On April l'Jth, 1857, there was a snow storm four feet deep. This was the night the Beth any 'Academy was destroyed by fire. Egbert M. Keene, of this place, informs us that he has a distinct recollection of the storm and lire. I Philander Black and men, who have I been loading ice at Poyntelle, are home for a few days. The Consumers' Ice Co expect to erect a large ice house here this season. Ruddy, Foster and Wagner will re model their cottage at Lake Henry, and put in a fireplace this spring. Miss Arabella Jones closed her school last Friday, after a very successful term. Mrs. Frank Harthy is on the sick list. Quarterly conference of the United Evangelical church was held at Wim mers, on Saturday afternoon. Rev. A. M. Sampsel, of Reading, presiding elder, was present, and gave the sacrament of the Lord's Supper on Sundav morning. He gave a splendid talk at this place on Sunday evening, from the 91st Psalm, after which communion was observed. Re Mr. Sampsel is a powerful speaker, and "holds the interest of young and old. The Ladies' Aid Society, of Grace church met on Thursday, at 10 o'clock A. M., at the home of Mrs. Adam Frich tel, where business of importance was transacted and an excellent dinner was served. Rev. Mr. Yergie preached to a good sized audience in the Evangelical church, on Sunday morning. Mrs. Henry O. Silkman is spending a few days in Scranton. The extra trains will be operated on the Erie about the 15th of May. FAST TWO MILE BTTff. Paull of Pennsylvania University Breaks Intercollegiate Record. Philadelphia, May C Faull, the sophomore distance runner of tho Uni versity of Pennsylvania, broke tho collegiate and Intercollegiate record for the two mile run on Franklin field. He covered tho distance In 0 min utes 28 seconds. Tho record, made by Rowe of the University of Michigan In 1907. was 9 minutes VA 4-T second. NO PAY FOR WARDENS. State Asks for Volunteers From Flsli Protective Associations. Harrlsburg, Pa., May 4. Local Fish Protective Associations have been appealed to by State Fish Com missioner Meehan to have some of their members volunteer to serve as special deputy fish wardens, as under the newly enacted fish law the 300 special deputies who have been do ing, the work for half tho fines col lected are legislated out of office and those who take their places must serve without pay. Under the new act the Department Is entitled to thirty wardens, hut the bill was passed too late to pro vide appropriation or the pay of eighteen of those, and as n result only Chief Warden Criswel! and eleven deputies will be in service during the next two years. CASTOR I A For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of EE! -OF- BAMBOO SHIRT WAIST BOXES -AT- Was $10, now $7. Was $9, now $6. Was $8, now $5. Was $4, now $2.50 LYRIC THEATRE BENJ. H, D1TTRICH, LESSEE aid MANAGER STOCK COMPANY W ILL PRESENT ON MAY 6, 7, and 8 A beautiful Romantic Comedy "David Garrick" MAY 10, 11, and 12 The beautiful Society Drama "The Iron Master" PRICES, 10, 20, 30 & 50c. Matinee on Saturday at 2:30 Adults 20c, Children 10c. SEAT SALE NOW ON HENRY Z. RUSSELL, PRESIDENT. ANDREW THOMPSON VICE PRESIDENT. 7 GARDNER EST HONESDALE NATIONAL BANK. This Bank was Organized In December, 1S36, and Nationalized In December, 1864. Since its organization it has paid in Dividends to its Stockholders, $1,905,800.00 The Comptroller or the Currency has placedflt on the HONOR ROLL, from the factthatlts Snrplus Fund more than equals Its capital stock. What Class 1 are YOU in The world has always been divided into two classes those who have saved, thope who have spent the thrifty and the extravagant. It is the savers who have'built the houses, the mills, the bridges, the railroads, the ships and all the other great works which stand for man's advancement and happiness. The spenders are slaves to the savers. It is the law of nature. We want you to be a saver to open an account in our Savings Department and be independent. ' One Dollar will Start an'Account. This Bank will be pleased to receive all or a portion of YOUR banking business. PROFESSIONAL, CARDS. Attorncvs-at-Law. H WILSON, . ATTORNEY A CODNSKLOn-AT-LAW. Office. Masonic hmlrilnp. guvnnri ftm Honesdale. Pa. WM. H. LEE, ATTORNEY A COUNSELOR-AT-I.AW. Ofllcc over post office. All lecal business promptly attended to. Ilonesdale. Pa. EC. MUMFORD, . ATTORNEY A COUNSELOR-AT-LAW. olP,c&rL,b,c,rty "j1,1 bulldinc. opposite the Post Office. Honesdale, Pa. TTOMER GREENE, Offlce over Keif's store, Ilonesdale Pa. AT. SEARLE, . ATTORNEY A COUNSEI.OR-AT-LAW. Office near Court House Ilonesdale. Pa. 0 L. ROWLAND, ATTORNEY A COUNSELOR-AT-LAW. Office over Tost Ofllcc. Honesdale. Pa. CHARLES A. McCARTY, ATTORNEY A COUNSELOR-AT-LAW. Special and prompt attention given to the collection of claims. Oflice over Keif's new store. Honesdale, Pa. FP. KIMBLE, ATTORNEY A COUNSEI.OR-AT-LAW. Office over the nost office Honesdale. Pa. ME. SIMONS, . ATTORNEY A COUNSELOR-AT-LAW. Oflice in the Court House, Ilonesdale, Pa. HERMAN HARS1ES, ATTORNEY A COUNSELOR-AT-LAW. Patents anapeiisloiis secured. Office In the Sclmcrholz bulldliic Honesdale. Pa. PETER II. 1LOFF, ATTORNEY A COUNSELOR-AT-LAW. ,,9!55rSt?con(1J P0(tf oW Savlnes Bank building. Honesdale. I'a. EM. SALMON, . ATTORNEY A COlTNSm.OR-Af-LAW Office Next door to post office. Formerl occupied by W. H. Dlmmlck. Honesdale. Pa Dentists. DR. E. T. BROWN, DENTIST. Office First floor, old SavIn&SiRank build ing. Honesdale. I'a. ROLL of HONOR Attention is called to the STRENGTH of the Wayne County The FINANCIER of New York Citv has published a ROLL Ot HONOR of the 11,470 State Banks and Trust Companies of United States. In this list the WAYNE COUNTY SAVINGS BANK j Stands 38th in the United States. Stands 10th in Pennsylvania. Stands FIRST in Wavne County. Capital, Surplus, $455,000.00 Total ASSETS, $2,733,000.00 Honesdale. Pa.. May 20 190S.. EDWIN V. TORRE Y CASHIER. ALBERT C. LINDSAY ASSISTANT CASIll 1 R. , $ lulls si iim