Correspondence Items Gathered by- THE CITIZEN STAFF -About the County. KELLAM. April 21. Rev. Sir. Bmpleton, who held meetings on this charge last summer. Is to be our minister this year. The ten-weeks-old baby of Mr. and Mrs. TX. 3. Stalker, who has been very sick with whooping cough Is some better at this writing. We hope he Is on the road to recovery now. John D. Bailey is on the sick list. Mrs. George Young and son Floyd, who have been very sick with pneumonia, are able to sit up. Dr. Male is attending them. Charles Cole, who broke his arm Inst winter by getting In the way of a falling tree, had the misfor tune to fall and break It again In the same place. Mr. and Mrs. Russell Stalker and son Arthur, spent last Sunday with friends at this place. Sheriff Braman and wife, of Honesdale. snent Saturday and Sunday at D. M. Stalker's. Miss Allle Allen, who has been spending some time at Barilla Kell- am's. has returned to her home In New York. Knapp Bros', three banks closed their doors last week,' with a loss to a great, many people, some of this place. There ought to be a severe punishment for this work of robbing the people of their ac cumulations of a few hard earned dollars. Mr. and Mrs. George Kcllam spent last Wednesday at Mrs. Florence fCellam's. Hamilton Braman has gone to visit his daughter, .Mrs. Abraham Galloway, at Middletown, N. Y. WHITE MILLS. April 14. Spring is here and now is the time to prepare for garden work. Head lettuce is a vegetable that will repay for good culture, but you must raise it very early to have good results. Spade over your richest piece of soil that you have in your garden and it should be where there is good drainage so that the water will pass off freely. For spring planting the plants should have been raised in a cold frame, as they do not suffer so much from the cold when transplanted In the open ground, as if they were raised in a hotbed. If you do not have those plants at hand it is too late to begin with the cold frame for out-door planting this season. Just as soon as the ground can be safely worked plant seed in beds about twelve feet long, four feet wide and a foot apart in the rows. Soon as- the plants are well up thin out to ten or twelve inches apart in the rows and prepare another bed, and transplant another bed the same size as the first, using the plants from the first bed. This will give you a good supply of, lettuce for a family from seven to eight. Do not use fresh manure. One or two years is preferable unless spaded in the ground In the fall. Lettuce should never be allowed to get dry. Plenty t of manure and a quick growth will not raise lettuce ii a palatable state unless you keep putting water on abundantly every night when there is no rain. A bed of lettuce when nearly fit to cut left two or three days in the. sun without water will become tough and bitter and unfit for the table. When lettuce is raised un der proper conditions it should be from one to one-half pounds in weight with the outside leaves all stripped off, and when you take one of the inner leaves and give it a slight jerk it will break clean in two, instead of holding together, which would signify that it was tough, bitter and unfit for use un less wilted. The Big Boston Is the best variety for this purpose. If you have not planted your sweet peas, don't delay any longer. The earlier you plant them the bet ter will be the flower. Peas for the table that are planted from the 14th to the 17th of April will be ready to gather from the 12th to the 17th of June; that Is the early variety. Mr, and Mrs. Ernest Riefler, of Cherry Ridge, has just received the sixth son. Wood Is very high priced, cording to the sum that was for a four foot Btlck, before Justice of the Peace, Thomas ac pald the GUI. There is a fine lot of suckers be ing taken from the river this week. William Gumpper was Ashing one day this week and fell Into the wa ter.' Wm. Crist and Labarr Clark went to the rescue. I'LKASANT MOUNT. April 12, Emma Lempke, from Hawley, Dean Perham from State College Helen Tiffany, of Rutherford, N. J and Ray Doming of Scranton spent Easter vacation at their various homes here. Rev. and Mrs. Van Carapen left for Wallsvllle on Saturday and Rev. Mr. Sclienck Is domiciled in the -parsonage. Marguorlte Kennedy closed hor school last wook and will spend thta week with her sister at South Canaan. Grace Winner was a Carbondale visitor last Saturday. Mr. and Mrs. George Graham have returned to their home here after having wintered In Carbondale. They entertained as their guests over Easter, Mrs. Grant Stevens and son Graham. Mrs. Grace Spencer is with her i children in Carbondale. On Sunday, April 25th, the Rev. W. M. Shaw will preach to the Odd Fellows of this place In the M. E. church. Mrs. Katherine Kennedy has re turned to her home here. She was seriously 111 of pneumonia at the home of her son In Dickson In the early spring. Mrs. S. P. Crossman came from a Scranton hospital on Monday and is recovering from a surgical opera tion. Dr. Noble, of Waymart, was in town on Monday. Among the teachers who en rolled at the High School Monday were Misses Loretta Dunn, Mar garet McGraw, Isabel McGranighan, Ella McGivern and Miss Sparks. Helen Perham is ill at her home in Niagara mumps. Misses Crosby, O'Hara and Peck have closed their respective schools. Jennie Moase is confined to the home by a severe attack of pleurisy. Mrs. Crosby has moved into the Presbyterian parsonage. Rev. E. W. Lake, of Binghamton was in town last week. H. T. Wright and wife spent Sunday in town Ml LAX VILLK. April 15th. Miss Lorena Skinner, of Albion, N. Y., is spending the week in town with herparents, 3)r. and Mrs. M. Skinner. Miss May Burcher, of Port Jervis, N. Y., is visiting at the homes of W. D. Yerkes and V. Skinner. Orvilie Kays has purchased a house and lot of T. J. Fromer, which is now occupied by Mr. Langc. Mrs. George Tyler returned from Cort land, N. Y., on Wednesday, after ai absence of several yeeks. The quarantine has been raised from the school house and the room fumi gated by the directors. Mips Minnie Gay commenced (school Tnesdav of this week. Mrs. Keesler, of Galilee, lias been caring for her granddaughter, Mrs. Robert Martin, who lias been ill with grippe. Mr. and Mrs. Orvilie Kays spent Sun day with the former's parents at Kel lani. Merlin Illnian, of Wyoming Seminary, is spending the Easter vacation in town. George Fromer, who has been attend ing Wyoming Seminary for the past three years has come home to clerk in his father's store. Volney Skinner visited the county seat this week. Mrs. M. L. Skinner spent Monday at Callicoon. Walter Sampson is attending the high school, ORSON. """ Amu. 14th. Pomona Grange will be held at Orson, on April 23d and !Mth. The afternoon session on Friday will be for Members only. On Friday there will be an open session, to which the public are invited. There will be some good addresses, music and recitations. W. H. Bullock, of Honesdale, Secretary of Po mona Grange, and Rev. J. B. Cody, of Bethany, will be present, and also other good speakers. Mrs. Clinton Hine visited relatives in Forest City for several days, recently, D. P. Hine and wife spent Easter in Deposit. Miss Genevieve Canlield has accepted a position at Hancock, N. Y. A. C. Hine is making a business trip to Scranton. W. II. Sanford and family have re moved to Binghamton, N. Y. R. N. Lee and family will occupy the Sanford house. Linwood Spoorc has accepted a posi tion in Forest City, and will move hia family there in the near future. Mrs. Jackson Hine, of Scranton, spent last week at the home of D. J. Hine and wife, at this place. Miss Grace Hall is at Edwardsville, visiting Dr. and Mrs. II. A. Evans. Ernest Vincent lias his new meat mar ket very near completion. Mrs. Howard-Palmer and Mrs. Waden and children spent Easter at the home of II. G. Palmer here. S, Amos Ward, of Bethany, made a business call In town last week. CITIZEN'S 5 MILK RACK. In hopes that every athlete will read the following suggestions, they are heroin - prlntod for their guid ance. First, boforo competing, or even' entering upbn the course- of train lug necessary to corapeto in this event safely, -each athlete Is ad vised to haTO his heart examined. Second, not only should the athlete have his arms and body covered In his practice, but he should likewise weaf a loose fitting pair of long woolen trousers,, and he should have his feet well protected, by strong soles, from the pebbles and hard road, and thus avoid bruises. While the man running feels warm, his arms and shoulders being exposed to the cold air it is very easy for him to contract rheuma tism and colds, which will result later In life In much pain and dis comfort. v The training should be started with long walks at a rapid gait with frequent Jogs, and the distance of the jog snould be gradually in creased until by the 15 of May every contestant can "safely jog at about two-thirds his best speed the full course of five miles without great inconvenience. He should be es pecially sure to cover up warmly af ter his work, and alter his heart and lungs have resumed their nor mal rhythm, and his temperature has become normal, to be rubbed down In a warm room, free from draughts, after which he should rest in bed warmly covered up for at least an hour. Since the race is to be in the af ternoon, the best time to train for this race isat that hour. Tobacco and liquor should be avoided, as no man can get in his best condition and partake of these things; especially is this true of the young athlete who has not formed the habit of depending upon these stimulants. Four times around the Central Park Is a mile. Entries snould be made as soon as possible. Straightened It Out. Archbishop Magee was once present at a full dress debate on the eastward posltlbn, when doubts were expressed as to the exact meaning of the words "before the table." After a speech or two Dr. Magee seized a piece of paper and wrote: "As to the phrase, Tho piper played before Moses.' doubts have arisen. Some believe Its mean ing to be that the piper played before Moses that Is, at a period anterior to his birth. Others hold that the piper nlaved before Moses In the sense of preceding the great lawgiver when he danced, while others teach that the piper played (coram Mose) before or In the presence of Moses when the son of Amran dined. All these nrc wrong. The phrase Is to be understood as im- nlvlne that the piper played at tne north end of Moses, looking south." The document was handed up to Arch bishop Talt, who looked grave. Striking a Match. "It's a woman," said Lecoq, the de tective, heatedly. "We're on the trail." "It looks like a man to me," the re porter murmured. "But didn't you notice how she struck that match," said Lecoq. "She struck It away from her a sure sign of her sex. Men always strike matches toward them." After the arrest of the suspect a woman, sure enough Lecoq amplified his match statement. "It Is tobacco that causes this difference between the sexes In match striking," he said,, "All of us unconsciously strike matches to ward what we are going to light. Woman always Is going to light a lamp or a fire that Is, farther off than the match so she strikes her match away from her. But man Is always going to light a pipe or cigarette that Is, nearer so he strikes his match to ward him." An Old Larch Tree. Italy can boast of a larch tree the age of which Is estimated to be 2,000 years. It Is situated on the northern flank of Mont Cbctip in the dircctlou of the huts of Plan Venl, above Cour mayeur, a few steps from the foot path that skirts the limits of the meadowland. Due allowance being made for the extreme slowness with which the larch grows, for the altitude above sea level (l.OoO meters) at which It is rooted and for its northerly ex posure in the near neighborhood of the glacier, where the cycle of its devel opment is barely five months every year, this venerable larch, untouched alike by woodman's ax and thunder bolt, cannot be less than 2,000 years old. Scotsman. "Well, well," said the absentminded professor as he stood knee deep in the bathtub, "what on earth did I get In here for?" Skiddooi "Ah, lady," whined the tall tramp, "could you give me an egg?" 'wnat wouia you ao it I gave you an egg?" asked the suspicious house wife. "Beat it, mum; beat it!" Boston Herald. Qrievoui Offense. "No, sir," said Plodding Pete, would not stop another mlnnte talk to dem folks. Dey passed me out a short an' ugly word." "What was it?" "Work." Washington Star. Naturally. "It was very romantic about Mr. and Mrs. Smith. He proposed" to her in an airship," says the caller. "Yes," replied the hostess, "And understand bo has been up In the air ever since." Chicago Post. One Point 8tttled. "They say the new Mrs. Hangs is a very good plain cook," "I don't know about the excellence of. the cookery, but she's plain mil right." Houston Post. OTIC ALLIANCE BANQUET. OUtinguithed Men Will Meet at Din- ner of New Organization. New York, April 15. The inaugural banquet of the New York council ol Ihe .American Civic alliance In .the Plaza hotel tonight will bring logothet 300 men and women representing the Important activities of the nation and interested In the solution of civic prob lems. The banquet celebrates the or ganlzatton of 'the New- York branch ol the alliance. Baron Kogoro Takahlra, the Japa nese ambassador, -and Dr. Wu Tint Fang, the Chinese minister, have prom ised to, deliver addresses at the ban quet , CHIME IN RACING TIPS. Los Angeles Fines Woman and Men For Selling Newspapers. Los Angeles, C'al., April 15. A wo man and seven men were fined hero for selling Ban Francisco newspaperp containing tips on horse races. Justice Frederlckson in Imposing the fines said: "The people of this community de sire that we shall not have racing ot any of lis attendant features, and you must live up to the laws they have made in this respect." Sham Peace In the Balkans. There are reasons for believing that while Germany and Austria arc -cry- lug up their new deal to give peace to the Balkans the chances of warlike turmoil, if not of a general war, are the same as before. The Servians have been sandbugged Into approval of the treaty smashing tactics of Aus trUi. The interests of their race have been sacrificed, and Servla proper Is reduced to a state of vassalage. This has been done to dispel the war cloud In the Balkans and means peace founded in injustice. Civilization cannot get forward with out treading upon somebody's corns, but at the same time defiance of right and wrong may go so far as to de feat its own ends. There must be something ominous under the surface in the Balkans to justify tearing up solemn treaties and crucifying racial aspirations to keep the fire within bounds. If the whole thing Is a game between the big powers, this play of Austria, backed by Germany, may in sure a long peace. Much depends upon the amount of red blood left In the veins of the Balkan subjects, and whether their -corns have been cut out by the roots or merely put to sleep by diplomacy's mind cure. We can smile at the fears of Euro pean art promoters that a lower tariff will empty their galleries of master pieces. It will pay Uncle Sam to buy liberally if the annual exodus of the idle rich can be lessened by setting up shop at home. It might lend Interest to the current discussion as to whether singers should have children to let some of the children already involved without their consent speak to the question. Let us be frank when admitting that we know nothing about the Nleara- guau question and add that we don't care to know even a little bit. It is an net of.some courage to take either side Ih the tariff war and a stunt of real endurance to read a tariff speech to the end. Perhaps Castro's reason for wanting another chance In Venezuela is some new trick of czarism he picked up in Berlin. European artists will have no trou hie about putting twenty year old faces on the canvases they are painting right now. iVprll's Lady has a way of getting square with those who made a fool of her debut. A Check on Wild Appropriations The new committee In the senate to exercise ceneral control over an- proprlatlon bills will have greater pow ers than the budget committees of any other parliament In the world. Every financial operation of the government wil'. con e under Its supervision. It was announced during the last ses Blon of the Sixtieth congress that re trenchment would be the order of the day for the Sixty-first. The creation of a committee on pub lic expenditures, with authority to ad just outlay to income, is an innova tion. Heretofore the several commit tees having appropriations in charge worked" for ns large an appropriation as possible for a single interest with but subordinate regard for the needs of other departments of government The fate of an appropriation is finally settled in the senate, 'and now the wonderful power of the upper house is to be centralized in a few hands. This action narrows responsibility and is intended for a check upon wild appro priations. Uncle Sam is. doing good conserva tion work in experiments, on preserva tives for timber which has been dressed and put to use at great ex pense in' labor. The ancients lire pared wood to last for centuries, and what man has once donaiinah'can do again. foaming; arg!ng wave;, from which ho was picked up by the Ores ham's men, clinging to' bo me wreckage, after a battle with the elements which well nigh exhausted him. Captain Sealby was born In Vine- land, N. J., forty-six years ago and has been with the white Star line since be first went to sea in 1879. His .first voy age was as an apprentice In the iron bark Esmeralda under Captain Jona than L. Park, and in ,the fifteen months he was on this vessel she was engaged in trade on the Pacific coast and young Sealby saw some stirring scenes In Chile and Pent during the war between those countries. Upon It seems to have taken tmrty years to discover that General Hancock talked horse sense when he declared 'the tariff Is a local Issue." ROLL of HONOR Attention is Called to the STRENGTH of the Wayne County The FINANCIER of New York City has published a ROLL OF HONOR of the 11,470 State Banks and Trust Companies of United States. In this list the WAYNE COUNTY SAVINGS BANK Stands 38th in the United States. Stands 10th in Pennsylvania. Stands FIRST in Wayne County. Capital, Surplus, $455,000.00 Total ASSETS, $2,733,000.00 Honesdale. Pa., May 29 1008., BOSTON Opposite D. il COHE IN !FNrSCOnE We will be pleased to show you our goods Even if you do not want to buy. You will be pleased to learn of the many, advantages 01 trading at the Boston store. Be sure to call on us and investigate before chases elsewhere, in Men 'S, Boys' and Children's Clothing Hats, Caps, and general line of Shoes, Dry Goods, Notions and Groceries. This is no fooling: matter, we are in for BUSINESS, and by saving you dollars and cents on all purchases We are bound to reach you. YOU THE BOSTON STORE, Opp. D. & H. Station, HONESDALE. Clip Your Horses before putting them at the spring work. Clipped horses dry out quickly pfc night. They rest well and their food does them good. You can clean a clipped horse in a quarter of the time. The STEWART, Clipping Machine J) J.DU It is the BEST MADE, easiest turning and most sat isfactory machine EVER made, and is fully guaran teed; Come in and get one NOW. Wo, alsp r(nd CApplng- Machine knives, PROFESSIONAL CARDS. Atteracys-at-Law. H. WILSON, ATTORNEY A COUNSELOR-AT-T. AW. (IfUfW Kfn.nnt. l.i I t!H I n r aAMn .1 Honesdale. So. w M. H. LEE, ATTORNEY A COtlNRET.nn.lT.T lor Omce over post office. All lceal business promptly attended to. Honesdale. Pa. EC. MUMFORD, . ATTORNEY A COUNSELOR-AT-LAW. lm5;yl?,FtyI5ll,, b"Jine. opposite the Post Office. Honesdale, Pa. HOMER GREENE, ATTORNEY A COUNSELOR-AT-LAW. omce over Keifs store. Honesdale Pa. AT. SEARLE, . ATTORNEY A COUNSELOR-AT-LAW. Office near Court House Honesdale. Pa. 0. ROWLAND, Office over Post Om.cc. Honesdale. Pa. Charles A. Mccarty, ATTORNEY A COUNSELOR-AT-LAW. SDCclal and nromnt nttnnflnn plvnn in i h collection of claims. Office over Kelt's new store. Honesdale. I'a. FP. KIMBLE, . ATTORNEY A COUNSELOR-AT-LAW. Office over the Dost office Honesdale. Pa. ME. SIMONS, . ATTORNEY A COUNSELOR-AT-LAW. Office in the CourtJIouse, Honesdale, Pa. HERMAN HARMEb, ATTORNEY A COUNSELOR-AT-LAW. D Patents and pensions secured. Office In the Schuerholz building Honesdale. Pa. PETER H. ILOFF, ATTORNEY A COUNSELOR-AT-LAW. BM. SALMON, . ATTORNEY A COUNSEI.Olt-AT-LAW Offlce-Neit door to post o:il.-e. Formerl occupied by W. H. DImnitck. Honesdale. Pa Dentists. DR. E. T. BROWN, DENTIST. Ofllcfi FIrsf flnnr nlfl Mfii'fntra K.ml- ln.tl- Ing, Honesdale. Pa. Physicians. D1 R. H. B. SEARLES. HONESDALE. PA. Office and residence 1116 Church street Telephones. Office Hours 2:00 to 4:00 and i:00totj:00. D.m Dr. C. It. 11KADY, Dentist Honesdale. Office Hours 8 a. in. to 5 p. m. Citizens' phone, 33. Residence. No. X. 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