I Young Folks i THE EDUCATED FISH. An Interesting Toy That Any Clever Boy Can Make at Home. Aro you fond of making your own toys? If so, here is an interesting one for you to work on. First empty a raw egg by means of two pin boles, one at each end, and then blow through one end. Seal the hole at the point end of the egg and draw two large round eyes at that end of the eggshell. Prepare a little bug with two red flannel flaps In the shnpe of the body and tall of a flsh. Weigh l this with shot and place one-half of the egg In the opening, the small hole In front of the egg being hidden in the bag. Fasten the edges of the sack to JJITTAILB OF 1'ISH TOT. the egg by means of red sealing wax, and, lo, a flsh is formed a flsh that can swim and dive In a jar of water! The jar must bo closed by a thin rubber cap, and if you press this cap with your hand the water (the jar must be full) will force its way up the empty shell, and by Increasing or de creasing the pressure with your hand you can make it appear as though the lish -were obeying your command to swim up or down or to Ho quiet. Mag ical Experiments. OLD TIME GAMES. Children of Today Enjoy Same Sports as Youth of Long Ago. The boys and girls of the present day who become enthusiastic over the newest games would be surprised if they could discover how closely ninny of the old time pastimes resemble our own, says the Chicago News. The Eskimos of the frozen north, the Tupinambras of the Brazilian pam pas, the gamins of the Paris streets, the boys and girls of London, of Bos ton and of Philadelphia, have one kin dred tie the love of sport. There is nothing now under the sun, said the wise man, and especially is there noth lng new in youthful games. Archaeologists have found dolls in Egyptian pyramids and on prehistoric tombs, the name of a popular ball club was found scrawled upon the outer walls of Pompeilan houses, and one of the most exciting matches on record wns the one stubbornly fought between the rival nines of Montezuma, king of Mexico, and Xezahualpilll, tzln of Tczcuco. The boys of ancient Greece and Komo played at whip top, and quoits, and baseball, and pitch penny, and blind man's buff, and hide and seel; and jackstones, and follow my loader, just as do the boys of today. The girls wore experts at seesaw, and swinging, and dancing, and grace hoops, and dice throwing, and ball play, and In Sparta even at running, wrestling and leaping. Tobogganing is as old ns Ice aud snow, and when you play at cherry pits you are only doing what Nero and Commodus and young Themistocles did ages ago in Rome and in Athens. Facts Worth Knowing. There are 'J,754 languages. Envelopes were first used In 1S39. Telescopes were Invented In 1500. The first steel pen was made In 1830. , Watches were first constructed In 1470. The first iron steamship wns built in 1830. The flrst luclfer match was made in 1829. Gold was discovered in California In 1848. C6nches wore flrst used in England in 1CC0. Modern needles first came into use In 1545. Kerosene was flrst 'used for lighting purposes In 1820. Philadelphia Ledger. Riddlemeree. Why is the letter S like thunder? It makes "our" cream "sour" cream. Why aro records brittle things? Be cause they cannot bo lowered without breaking. Why when you paint a man's por trait may you bo said to step into his shoes? Because you make his feet yours (features). When is coffee like soil? When it Is ground. Why cannot a person starve on the beach In Atlantic City? Because of the "sand-whlch" is there. Wonder-Heart. "I wish I knew," said Wonder-Heart, "If leaves begin to whisper From tree to tree when suddenly The summer winds blow criaper. If these Blgh low, 'We're growing old!' If those say soft: 'We're gathering gold, Our laps are full as they will hold,' And now and then a llsper Calls gleefully from overhead, 'Our petticoats are turning red!' "I want to know," Bald Wonder-Heart, "If the flrst snowflakes shiver A little bit before they flit Out ot their sky "forever. If some look down and sob, 'Too deep!' While others laugh and take the leap, Till all come flocking, white as sheep, On mountain, field and river. How do they feel when flrst they startT I wish I knew," said Wonder-Heart. , Youth's Companion. MONEY IN TRUCK FARMING. Profit of $18,000 In 8even Years In Iowa. The most Bcnsatlonal disclosure lo agriculturists has Just been made by Francis Sestler of Des Moines, In., a young man who has made $18,000 worth of permanent improvements on a thirty-two acre farm in the last seven years and paid for it all from the product of the soil. It is a demon stration of what application will do. Francis Sestler is the son of n French stonecutter, who came to Des Moines in 1875 to work on the con struction of the state cnpitol. But stonecuttlng is an unhealthy business, and one day he determined to quit It. He bought n farm within sight of the golden dome of the Btntehouso he had helped to construct and struggled along for years, paying off the mort gages nnd at the same time raising a family. Seven years ago ho died, and his son, Francis, took the active man ngeineut. It Is he who has worked the miracle of the soil. He has turned his farm into n truck garden, which Is now said to be the finest truck farm west of the Missis sippi river. The beauty of bis success Is that, unlike truck gardeners of the cast, ho does not have to spend great sums of money for fertilization. Dur ing nil tliese years his fertilization has not cost him more than CiO cents an acre a year. Among the permanent Improvements built since 1001 and paid for from this small farm are un ?S,000 house, under which is a modern cold storage; a steam pumping plant that draws wa ter from the river a half mile away and lifts it 1-15 feet Into a monster res ervoir and eight greenhouses.' Mr. Sestler by his management is making his farm yield n gross Income of ?300 or $400 an acre. Like every successful man, Mr. Sestler can handle some things better than others. To matoes seem to be his favorite crop, lie introduced the method of raising tomatoes on poles and plants 3,000 vines to the acre, getting a yield of 750 bushels of perfect fruit that brings the highest price on the market. He makes ns much ns $2,500 on let tuce In a year. Such figures for a thirty-two acre farm in Iowa are sen sational, to say the least, especially when they aro made to come by the son of a French stonecutter who know nothing of agriculture and who never nttended an agricultural college. Wash For Nursery Stock. Dipping nursery stock in lime sul- phur wash or other iusectlcldcs has recently been much advocated as a substitute for fumigation with hydro cyanic acid gas. The station at Ge neva, N. Y., flnds, however, that this treatment, if used nt all, must be han dled with care to secure scale de structlon without Injuring the trees, With the sulphur wash, exposure of the trees for too long- a time or at too high tempcrnture resulted in injury, whllo with auy of the materials used exposure of the roots to the mixture resulted in serious Injury to the stock. For nurserymen the station still rec ommends fumigation as most effective and least liable to injury and would advise orchardlsts to use the lime sul phur ns a spray after the trees nre set rather than us n dip when they aro re colvc-d. For Harvesting Fruit. The season for harvesting fruit is some months off, but the suggestion hero made will keep. The invention will make the gathering of apples, pears and peaches a far easier and quicker proposition than it has been heretofore.- This invention is simple enough; but, like many other simple expedients, It remained unthought of until recently. The contrivance used MADE ON PRINCIPLE OF SCISSORS. is of metal, made on the principle of a pair of scissors, except that where the point of the scissors would come there is on ono side a disk and on the other n circular aperture opening into a long bag, which is attached to it. The han dles of the harvester are hollow, so that they will lit over the pointed ends of poles, which may be of auy length required. By means of this device a person standing on the ground can reach fruit in otherwise inaccessible places und by compressing the handles can snip the fruit from the limbs info the bag. In this way fruit can be plucked before it falls to tho ground and becomes bruised. Spray For Apple Trees. One of the most successful apple, growers of Ohio uses arsenate of lead in tho bordeaux mixture to kill the different fungi, as well as to keep in check tho codling moth, spraying at least four times after the bloom falls, His formula for bordeaux is three pounds sulphate of copper, five pounds of lime and fifty gallons of water, Hu mor AN ACT OF KINDNESS. Helped Pay Fares and Handed Out Loose Change In Addition. Young Mr. Brummagem was riding uptown In the company of nine wo men. He did not know the women. He simply happened to land in a car In the midst of the bunch. Five of them sat in the front seat of the open car and four In the seat facing it. The tenth psscngcr was Brummagem. He sat at the end of the seat, and when the conductor came along he obligingly helped to pay the fares that is, ho reached out for the wo men's money and handed it nlong and then when the conductor hnd counted out the change Brummagem passed it back to his neighbors. Naturally such a complicated finan cial arrangement caused some confu sion. There were so many fair hands thrust forward nt one time that It was hard to keep track of the amount con tributed by each, and when the ac counts were finally settled possibly no one but the conductor know Just how matters stood. However, he hnd kepi its head level nil the way through, so he had no scruples about reaching across toward the woman in the far corner nnd culling out, "Fare, please!" in very positive tones. The woman blushed. "Why, good gracious," she Bald, "I paid you n long while ago!" "I didn't get it," said the conductor. 'I've got only nine fares." "But I paid," said the woman. "I gave It to Him," nnd she pointed to Brummagem. "I gave him a quarter. 've been wondering why I didn't get my change back." Brummagem's face became eloquent with indignation and surprise. "What!" said lie. "You give mo a quarter! Well, of all the" Of course I did!" the woman insist ed. "Just as if you didn't know it! Conductor, please make him give me the change." "You'll have to settle that between yourselves," he said. "All I want is the nickel." And Brummagem, speechless with indignation, gave it to him and hand ed the woman 20 cents in change. The conductor grinned. "I guess," said he confidentially, "that after this you hud better lot folks pay their own fares." "Thanks," said Brummagem. "I think I shall. It's cheaper." Philadel phia Public Ledger. Horror3 of Minstrelsy. "Mlstah Mlstah Walkah, kin yo' tell-7-kin yo' tell me do diff de dlff'- unco 'tween a cream pltchTih 'tween a cream pltchah, yo know jes' a cream pitchah an' a wot yo' keep cream in on do breakfus' table an' a kin yo' tell me de dlff'unce, Mlstah Walkah?" "No, George, I can't. tell you the dif ference between n cream pitcher. What is the difference, George, be tween a cream pitcher?" "Why why do uddah's a prim creature, Mlstah Walkah, an' do ud" "Ladles and gentlemen, there being no popular ballad or appropriate vocal selection to go with that one, I will myself give you an lmltntion of nn In terlocutor firing a drunken black face comedian off the stage." Chicago Tribune. What He Did. A. man, now middle aged, whoso boy hood home was in the sumo fertilosre glon, was wont to recall a very severe freshet that swept the old homestead away. "And the next thing 1 saw of father," he would say at a thrilling point of the narrative, "ho was sail lng down stream on the dining room table." 'And what did you do?" would be the invariable query. "Oh, I accompanied hini on tho pi ano. Woman's Homo Journal. An Exceptional Case. "And of course," said the spinster in a tone redolent with sarcasm, "there Isn't another baby like that In the world." "Oh, yes, there is," replied the happy young mother. "I left the other one of the twins at homo with mamma." St Louis Republic. Humorous Footpad. Circassian Girl So you were held up, eh? Why didn't y'ou ask tho high way man to spare you? Living Skeleton I did, nnd he said, "You aro spare enough." Chicago News. Illustrated Definitions. Getting Next. "What's the matter? Has your hus band ceased to lovo you?" "N-no, but he's ceased to be scared when I have hysterics." Cleveland Leader. Our Pert Children. "My dear child, I don't like to hear you use so much slang." "All right, mamma, nere's same ear cotton." Kansas City Times. "Raising vegetables." WOMAN AND FASIIIOIv A Warm Weather Froclt. A linen frock that can be umi'.o ivp now In readiness for the warm duj -). The waist Is tucked and Unbilled wl It wide collar and cuffs of white lawn. Inely tucked and edged with cuibroUl- OP tilNCN IN A 1'INll QUALITY. ery or luce. The yoke is of white luwn, with lace insertion. The skirt h made with box plaits, trimmed, us li tho waist, with green linen buttons. Carloads of Cloth and Tons of Pins. Over 15,000 miles of silk thread are used yearly In tho operation of one of tho large dressmaking houses In Paris. Other extraordinary figures in the amount of materials used annually are: Sixty thousand yards of satin, vel vet, chiffon and crepe de chine. Thirty-one thousand yards of lining material. Fifty thousand yards of moussclino de sole. Hftcen thousand yards of linens. Thirty thousand yards of nettle- cloth. Ten thousand yards of cretonue. Of pins, a ton, which means about 10,000,000 pins. For bodices, collars, etc., 350 pounds of whalebone and 700 pounds of hooks and eyes. New Cottons For Spring. In tho collection of cottons for snrlns wear a few weaves are noticeable. For Instance, there Is a heavy cotton called kindergarten that resembles cot ton cheviot, being alike on both sides, but is more closely woven. It Is 25 cents a yard and comes in plain ef fects, stripes and checks. Tho bordered designs are well rep resented in organdies, ginghams and mulls. A new weave In these sheer fabrics is a chiffon cloth mull. It seems to bo durable despite its ex treme softness. It is 05 cents a yard. The Popularity of Tulle. Washable tulle predominates for the summer blouse and Is predicted for best dresses" for the little children. The tulle Is arranged separately over pale pink or blue slips, and tho very prettiest among them aro simple to a degree hand tucked, without trim mlng, and ns washable as one's hand kerchief. Tulle and linen jabots are is popular ns ever In Paris. They range from the simplest possible plait cd frill to the most complicated dou ble lace affairs. Scallops as Shirt Waist Trimming A simple and dainty shirt waist for n young girl. The waist is tucked and WAIST FOR YOUNO QIBIi." made with wldo box plaits over the shoulders. These are finished, accord lng to fashion's now whim, with seal tops and embroidered dots. Spring Neckwear. In tho spring showing thero seems to bo no diminution of popularity in the lino of jabots and other fluffy neck wear. It is said, and it is doubtless true, that tho Dutch neck will remain the flrst favorlto in the eyea of tho summer girl, but when she is forced by stern necessity to wear the nigi collar with her tailored suit sho will turn to the hand embroidered and slightly tinted bow of linen or she will wear a graceful arrangement of baby Irish lace. Selections A BLIND ARTIST. Sightless Painter's Work Shown at an International Congress. There used to be a saying among tho friends of the blind that "a blind man can do anything but paint a picture," but since Miss Winifred Holt enme back from the International congress for the blind, held recently in England, it has fallen Into disuse, for a sightless Russian has demonstrated that a blind man enn paint n picture, nnd his work was shown at the International con gress. Miss Holt told of it at the last meet ing of tho Blind Men's Improvement club in New York city. The blind art ist keeps each of his colors- In a sepa rate box, and each box is marked with characters which to his touch spell tho name of the color the box contains. As might be expected, he is an im pressionist. He knows that trees and grass nrc green and sky is blue and clouds are .white, so he lays on his greon nnd blue nnd white In generous patches, like any other Impressionist, nd the result Is a picture. "It wasn't a very good picture," said Miss Holt, who Is herself n sculptros.1 nd may be supposed to have a critical liiste, "but It was neither bettor nor worse thnn n great many other pic turen that are sold right here In Now York." Another fent which wns reported to tho congress of tho blind wns the sav ing of two lives by n pair of blind Eng lish boys last yenr. Two sighted per sons were drowning when the blind lads heard their cries for help, swam to them and got them safe ashore. New York Sun. Building on Sand. In New Y'ork nearly all the tall offico buildings have their foundations on tho quicksand, In it or under it, and, as n rule, they arc moro difficult, danger ous nnd costly to build than anywhere else In the world. It Is required to pro vide absolutely safe separate supports for from fifty to a hundred columns fifteen or twenty feet npart, each car rying loads of from 100 to 2,000 tons. Thirty feet below the surface tho sand is found compressed to a hard, denso mass, which undisturbed will carry safely a load of 0,000 or 8,000 pounds per square foot. When, therefore, the building is not too heavy and thero Is no expectation of deeper foundations being built alongside, the new founda tions nre often laid on the surface ot the sand, which has from one-half to tho whole of its area covered with hem. Frank W. Skinner in Century. An Organ's Secret. Switzerland has a church which Is very proud of-its exquisite music. This Is the Church of St. Nicholas nt Frei burg. At first no startling novelty Im presses itself upon the visitor, but when tho magnificent organ begins to sound surprise and delight are mingled In tho hearer. This orgnn Is of im mense size. It has four manuals, sixty- four stops nnd 4,103 pipes. Its great peculiarity is, however, its vox hu niana slop. There are vox humana stops In hundreds of organs, but nono which In any way- aproaches tho per fection of this mnstcrplece. Mooser, the builder, was repeatedly begged to build others, but Invariably refused. and his secret has been faithfully kept, for, except tho organist, who is also the tuner, no ono Is permitted to in spect the interior of the organ. New York Mall.- Worked Both Ways. A nnmilnr hostess ill Paris at whoso dinners' nnd receptions the best of tho floating population may bo seen has discovered a new way to make her dinner guests nt case. The day of the dinner a man guest received a note like this: "Mr. Blank will have the pleasure to escort Miss Dash. She is mnslc.il. dotes on 'Salome.' attends tho lectures of Frofessor Know-all. She attended the Tress club ball, has had gowns made at Worth's. Her father has much money, and she has traveled In Spain nnd Italy." "Great plan," said the man who had received the note. "I know what to talk about, but when Miss Dash beean to nsk me about the Inst races and the next and some other thincs I began to think that sho re ceived a letter also." Steer More and Blow Less. If tho same amount of effort ex pended on tho automobile horn to get people to move out of your way were used to move the steering wheel slight ly so ns not to seem to bear directly upon tho person in front, aud if you should steer around wagons In the road, ns nluo times out of teu you must do in the end, rather than b.low and blow tho horn in vain effort to get them to movo, much less friction would be caused and the speed Increased. Wo think it is much better to pass care fully and as quietly as possible. Of ten you are noticed hardly at all, and you can generally tell If warning Is necessary. Outing. The Last Miracle Worker. The town of Michelstadt, In Hesse, hnn nnssed a resolution to place a me morial tablet over tho house where rtabbl Seckel Loeb Wormser died. Tho latter wns tho last cabalist and miracle worker In Germany and Is widely inown ns the "Baale Schem of Michel-t.irlt-." It seems to tho Generation liv ing at presbnt an almost Inconceivable fact that slxtv years aco a rabbi in Germany could write nmulots which should heal sickness ana insure suc cess in business and the like. Still, such was the fact. American Israelite. SPECIAL CASH SALE 10 Days at $12. for $ 8.00 $18. for $16.00 $ 8. for $ 4.50 Lost or Stolen, All persons are hereby cautioned against receiving or negotiating Interest Department Hank Hook, No. il-!i77, is sued by the Ilonesdale National Bunk to Robert Hickert, as said book ban been lost or stolen. Payment has been stopped, and I have made application mr uiu issuu oi a new oook. JOHN IUCKEUT. Honesdnle, March , lUO'.t. 20w8 We have no Insurance against panics, BUT We want to sell Kvcrv business man in Wayne county u good sized life or en dowment policy that lie may nee its i-ollaterul security for borrowed money tideyou over Unlit places when sales arc pournnd collections slow pos sibly head olf Insolvency. 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Notice Is hereby elven that an application will bo made to tho Governor of tho Com monwealth of Pennsylvania, on Friday, April 3, 190U, by William II. Krantz, L. Fred. Krantz, Oscar K llummctsch, and L. O. (irnmbs, under the Act of Assembly of tho Commonwealth of Pennsylvania, entiled "An Act to provide, for the Incorporation and reg ulation of certain corporations," approved April 29. 1874, and tho supplements thereto, for tho charter of an Intended corporation to bo called. HONKHUALK KOOTWKAK COM PANY." tho character and object of which Is to manufacture, buy and sell boots. Bhpcs and rubbers, and for these purposes tohave, pos sess and enjoy all the rights, benefits and prlvllceep of the said Act of Assembly and Its supplements, A. T. 8KAHT.K, Solicitor. Hcncsdale, Pa March , ISO). 20w3 CITIZEN JOB PRINT means STYLE, QUALITY, and PROMPTNESS. Try it. Fop Tooth