THE CITIZEN PUBLISHED ZVIRY WKDITC8DAY AHD FRIDAT BT THE CITIZEN rUBUSHIBQ COMPART. Entered as second-class matter, at the post ofllcc, Honesdale, Fa. K. B.HARDENBKRGH. - PRESIDENT W. W. WOOD. - - MANAGER AND SECY directors: c. n. DoinmoiB. HKMBT WILSON. M. B. ALLEN. E. B. IIABDENBEROII. . W. WOOD. SUBSCRIPTION: $1.80 A TEAS, IN ADVANCE WEDNSEDAY, FEBRUARY 24, 1009. Abraham Lincoln's head is to ap pear on the new one-cent pieces to be issued in about a month. Senator Penrose in debate violently attacked Senator LaFollette for delay ing the business of the senate on Thurs day last. President-elect Taft was made a Mason "at sight" by the Grand-Lodge of 0h'0, Premier Abquith' tells parliament that no naval arrangement was reached during King Edward's visit to Berlin. Max F. SciiMirrnERQER has been made Chief Inspector of the New "York police depaitment. The widow and son of millionaire Samuel Roebuck were astounded to learn, when his will was read, that- he fead a daughter living in England. The Hollow South. The South In the. next Presidential campaign will be found favoring a high protective ta'fltf on -it? cotton nt leastv Manufacturers ot woolen goods also see- that protection must be bad ;and tho South is getting to be the home of sucb factories. The thousand. of cotton-, mills and their number multiplying; at once makes the old time stronghold of free trade, ground upon which protection most stand. The Southern Democrat of ten years ago sees that his free trade' fallacy won't do ; he finds himself the beneficiary of the protection tariff, so he wants it and will demand it. All the Democrats of all time have howled, long and loud about the "rob ber tariff." That was the one giant that they stood up and assailed with a re lentless force. The "robber tariff" was in the mouth of every true born Southern because, you know, he had nothing to protect. But now it is different, altogether differ ent, and the Southern Democrat is cast ing about, and the only hole he sees to crawl into is marked Republican. lie understands now.that his cotton product must be protected j he sees as the South advances as a manufacturing section, it must have protection, and you need not be surprised to hoar the Southern Dem ocrats pretty soon demanding a higher tariff than the Republicans ever dream ed of. And would not that jar yonr slats? But they will do it. Branding the State Highway depart ment as "mismanaged," and the roads built under its direction "exorbitant failures," Farmer William T. Creasy, president of the State Grange, delivered a fiery address at the Snyder county Farmers' institute, last week, in the course of which he said : "There is not a competent head to the State Highway department," he declared. "During the years of its existence no definite plan has been established, except a religious-ly-carried-out method of squandering money. There is too much mahogany desk business about building the so-called State roads. Every time a strip of highway is to be made or repaired, an office attache is sent to'the scene, Gen erally they look wise, and that is all. Although not cognizant of locality pe culiarities of the roadbed, they disregard the suggestions of we ruralists. How ever the unsatisfactory keep-up of many of these thoroughfares is a striking evi dence of the employes' own ignorance." On Thursday afternoon last, in the Indian cemetery near Fort Sill, with the rites of Christian burial, Geronimo, the Apache war chief, was laid to rest. The funeral was postponed an hour until the arrival of his children, Eva and Robert, from the Chillocco school. The pro cession of whites, soldiers and Apaches was n mile long. The whites first and then tho Indians were allowed to view the body and the older members of the tribe, especially the women, were grief stricken. Rev. L. L. Leglers, tho mis sionary who conducted the funeral, told through an interpreter the story of the five wise and the 11 vo foolish virgins, The old chief's wife was prevented from killing his favorite horse, in accord ance with the Indian custom, but relat ives placed in his grave, his riding whip and his blankets. It has long been the practice for the Pennsylvania legislators to see the Presi--dential inauguration. It was a nice trip, too, when tho Pennsylvania Railroad placed a whole special train at the dis posal of the Legislature. Now, that the free railroad pass has disappeared, a bill has been introduced providing for the paymont of the expenses out of the treasury. The Legislature Is to be ask ed to appropriate W,000 for the Wash ington trip and also (23,000 to pay the expenses of the Governor, bit staff and a brigade of the national gaard to par ticipate in the parade when President Taft la Inaugurated. Have you saved a little money this year ? Invest some of it in tho old farm; do something to make tho place better. You could have no better bank than your own farm. Every dollar thus in vested will come back with tenfold in terest. . Prohibition Destroys South ern Jail-keepers Profits. Danville, Ky., Feb. 19th. "Pity the poor jailer." The calaboose keepers of Kentucky, and indeed of all the southern Prohibi tion states, will have to fling out ban ners bearing this label if something is not done soon. For since the spread of temperance through the south, the jails are fast becoming vacant houses, with a wolf howling at the door. The office of jailer used to be the best paying in Kentucky except the sheriff, with the keepers getting a fee for feed ing each prisoner. Now it's the worst For twenty-five per cent, of the jailers there's nothing to do but lock and un lock the empty cells and talk sorrowful ly of the good old days. Fully half of them arc only jailers when they have nothing else to do, The rest of the time they're carpenters, painters, Bhoemakers, barbers, stonecutters, men of all work. Temperance is no joke for them. Only twenty-five per cent, of all the Kentucky jailers are still making a comfortable living. , The jail-keepers of Kentucky have a union they call it the Jailer's Associa tion. Everyday the mail of W. S. Fitz gerald,- of Danville, the president, con tains many plaintive messages from the -members. "Things are -going to the dogs," write a jailer 'from the southern part of tha state. Only two prisoners left now and the grand jury meets next week.'' ' "I don't know what's to become of me," writes one from the mountains ."The only prisoner I've had fora month was a tramp. I had to chase him clear across the country at some expense to myself, and then the judge discharged him and told him to get out of the city. I told all the jailers in the other coun ties to watch for him and follow him to see which way he went, but he slipped through somehow." 'Temperance is a line thing," says President Fitzgerald, "and we re not advocating return to 'wet' conditions, but we do think the legislature ought to do something perhaps put us on straight salary. We got to live." Scranton Times. Information Department. Miss J. "I have a large pimple on.my chin, which is growing still larger, what will remove it ?" Take two .quarts of warm water, a gallon of buttermilk, a bar of soap, a half a bushel of corn meal, mix to the consistency of dough, then rub the face until the cows come home This ought to stop the pimple. Mother "My son's nose is crooked, is there any way to straighten it?" Try placing a porousplaster on the northeast corner of it. Have him look the other way and blow his nose at ihe moon. If this fails, let his nose remain crooked. What you want to keep straight, is his record JNewlyweu "Jiy liusband twits me about losing my beauty ; have I any re dress ?" If he cannot see any beauty in you and you have grown ugly to him, it looks like as if the jig was up. We would not advise flirting with another man, for that might bring him before a jury on a murder charge. Continue to act like a good wife when he is around ; warm his socks, sweeten his coffee, go through his pockets, and don't throw things at him After a while he may conclude you are the prettiest little popsy wopsy in Da mascus township. Martha "I am afraid my lungs are weak and that my cheeks are losing their rose colored looks; is there any home remedy 1 could take ?" Try a lung tester, If you blow the works out of the ma. chine you can bo sure you have some other trouble. Take a dose, (say two tablespoonfuls) of soft soap and sand af ter each meal, watch the effect and no tify us of the result. The New Gome Low BUI. The new game law bill now pending in the Legislature, places allot the game laws of the State under a single title for the first time, and is backed by the State Game Commission and Sportman's As. sociation. It regulates as well taxidermy and allows owners of private game pre serves to kill deer in the open season and sell them under a system of marking with tags, to be controlled by the State Game Commission. The seasons tro mado as follows: Pheasants and Woodcock, Oct. 15 Dec. 1; quail, wild turkey, Nov. 1 Dec. 1. plover, July 15 to Dec. 1; red black and shore birds, Sept. 1; to Jan 1; snipe, Sept. 1 to May 1, wild water fowl, Sept, 1 to April 10, deer, Nov. 15 to Dec. 1 squirrels, Oct. 1 to Dec. 1, there being no protection for red -squirrels rabbits, Nov. 1 to Dec. 15; bear, Oct. 16 to Jan. 1. There are numerous new limitations upon the number of game one person can kill, and provisions are made to include features ot the present laws to prohibit killing of deer, without horns. hunting deer with dogs, hunting with ferrets and permitting traping of quail shipment of game through thestate and killing of animals when damaging crops The bill reclaselCes.the gamtftilrdi and. allows eagles and ospreyatobesbot. Henry W. Box's Will. The wiir of the late Henry W. Box, whoso death at Saranac Lake on the 7th instant has been mentioned in The Citizen, was probated in Buffalo last week. It comprises five typo written and two manuscript pages, and was made in Buffalo on the Cth of SeptomrJ ber last. The witnesses are F. G. Stow and John C. Conway; and John E. Selkirk, Mary E. Box and Henry Sel kirk are named as executors. AfUr.Hr., Box drew up his will, he made presents of considerable amounts to one or more of his friends, sending bis notes as ev idence of the obligation, payable out of his estate by his executors after his death. In his will he directs that his executors, one of whom is his adopted daughter, shall hold his estate in trust, and from it pay his widow an annual income of $4,000, and his adopted daughter, wary is. uox, a yearly in come of $3,500. He gives to Mrs. Box all the furniture, paintings, statuary, books, silver, etc., with a provision thai at her death all shall go to the daughter, Mary Elizabeth Box. To his sister, Mary A. Brown, of White Mills, he gives an annual income of $100 ; to Mrs.Chas S. Minor, of Honesdale, a bequest1 of $500. After Mrs. Box's death it is;pro vided that the daughter's yearly income shall be increased to $5,000, but by a later codicil the amount is reduced to $3,000 until the condition of the estate warrants a larger allowance. After the above provisions and reservation, .ho di rects that Mary E. Box be paid $10,000; John E. Selkirk, $1,000 ; Henry B. Sel kirk, $1,000; Grace H. Selkirk, $500; Alfred Bryson, $300 ; Elizabeth B. Bry son, $300 ; Rebecca E. Brader, $300, and John P. Williams, $300 no cash gifts to be paid until after Mr. Box's dealn This clause is not quite understood bv the executors, and they have asked Bur rogate Hart to construe itforthem. The final provisions of the will give Miss Box power to. dispose of the- estate re. maming in the executors' hands on tho death of Mrs. Box. If she does not do so, however, the will directs that it shall be disposed of as follows : To John A. Selkirk, $5,000; to Henry B. Selkirk, $5,000 ; to Emily S. Selkirk, $3,000 ; to Grace H. Selkirk, $3,000; to Harriet P. Williams, $2,000 and the residue divided equally between the Buffalo General Hospital, the Buffalo Orphan Asylum, the Sisters' Hospital and the Children's Hospital, of Buffalo. Milanville. Feb. 20th. Merlin Illman is attend ing Wyoming Seminary at Kingston., W. J. Skinner spent several days.tjiis week at Honesdale. Miss Mabel Skinner went to Bingham ton;' Friday. . . 1 Miss Fannie Fromer, of Damascus, and Miss Lincoln, of Carbondale, who is teaching at Ashland, Pa., were guests of Miss Edna Skinner last week. Mrs. George Tyler left Friday for Cort land, N. Y., to spend sometime with her sons, Clarence and Walter Tyler. Mrs. Tyler had a very narrow escape from be ing struck by an east-bound freight as she crossed the track to take the Moun tain Express. Watson E. Beach, one of the well known citizens of this community, was struck and killed by a train at the cross ing at Callicoon, on Tuesday morning. The news of the awful accident came like lightning out of a clear sky to the people of the little village who had seen Mr. Beach many times during the day at his work and in usual health. In the afternoon, Mr. Beach, while on his way down the street, stopped and talked for some time with his old friend and neighbor, Volney Skinner. From there he crossed over the bridge to Skinner's Falls, and when the milktrain pulled in, in Ins usual generous way handed the trainmen cigars. Later in the evening Mr. Beach went to Callicoon, expecting it is thought, to return early Tuesday morning on 30, to be in town for tho election, in which as an ardent Repub. lican, he was always interested. There is a gloom over the entire community, all of whom will miss the kind hearted neighbor and friend nud express their sincere sympathy to the.sorro wing family. Way mart. r i une oi our correspondents sent us a communiciation which reached us Thurs day afternoon just as wo were going to press, without carefully reading it, went into our composing room, and not until after it was printed, when our at tention was called to several phrases did we realize the nature of the article Wo were chagrined to learn that it re fleeted upon some of the people of Way mart. Had we read the article all ob jectionable "phrases would have been eliminated, aiwe do not intend toper mit the columns of our paper to be UBed as a vehicle to make assertions that' -will cause ill feeling. Ihere'aro times when articles appear to us as littlo pleas antries, but' are dis'taseful td home' people, who can read between the lines better than we can because they are better acquainted with home conditions. Erntori. Woman Lit Vain Than Man. Personal admiration never turns a woman's- bead m it does, a man's. She J Is not naturally rain, Ilka a man, and compliments after a time become top much a matter of course to disturb her equanimity. ' If aba is pretty, aha la already a wars of the fact without being told It If la,M fths hil flltAdljA lOAUktOA w M;Bi) wvav tasM PVWNsri sasKfBsjv don to belltra that iba to. At The Lyric When tho. curtain rises on the first act of "Meadow-Brook Farm" at the Lyric, afternoon and evening, on Friday, Feb. 26th. Those who havo been fortunate enough to secure seats will experience a most pleasing effect. The scene is on a New England Farm in the vicinity of Cathedral Hills, in the state of New Hampshire. Si Holden and his-wife, Jane, are two lovable characters, who will remind you of your father and mother or grandparents as you remem ber them. Incidently, Sim Smith and Tim Slocum, the town Constable and JuBtice of the Peace, and Polly Bird, who was born tired, and Billy Bates, the the circus bill-poster, will drive away all dull cares and cure the worst kind of a case of the blues. The company headed by J. J. Swartwood are especially se lected to fit the various characters. DR.C. R. BRADY. Dentist Honesdale. Pa OrncE Hours 8 a. m. to 0 p. m. , Any evening by appointment. Citizens' phone. 33. Residence. No. 80 X. CITIZEN JOB PRINT means STYLE, QUALITY, and PROMPTNESS. Try it FINANCES OF WAYNE GO. OB Br salary for IOCS t TOO 00 dell vV ballots, view brdgs, roadi 83 63 balance salary 1S07 i60 00 " expenso account ........ 85 02 t mi m J K Horn beck. Dr To county Orders received I 1203 S3 balance due Jan 4. 1VW. 98 68 11807 J7 By salary for 1906 balance salary 1007 xponse account 1808 balance 'expense occt 1007. f 700 CO 4S0 00 08 06 68 83 1 18OT S7 Jobn K Handevllle. Dr To county orders received f . 9M 40 oaiance quo jan t , iww ai m $078 24 an By salary for 1908 1 700 00 oaianco salary iwi iou uu expense account 1908 71 84 balance expense account 1907. ... M 40 t 078 24 SHERIFF'S ACCOUNT SB To county ordera received f 1437 18 verdict fees received. 12 OO balance duo Jan 4, 1009. 189 20. t 1688 ao CB By balance due Jan 0. 1908 $ 137 13 wasuing lor prisoners 4D s board " " 499 00 dockets, commitments, dlscbnrges 108 00 taking Olias DodRO to Danville. 41 86 M rs J Morgan, " 45 88 " J McKcnzlo. Huntingdon 00 57 OK Lautcnscblager, pen'ty 81 99 Barney Gable to penlten'i-y 8190 " Domlnlck F Earle. " 84 99 drawing Jurors and notices 100 40 barber for prisoners 8 05 att'g criminal court sheriff 19 dys 57 00 deputy 17 2 quashed Indictments I habeas corpus (Seeger) ..... . filling Jury .wheel court proclamation, 4 terms .. i reports on public charities for April, July, October, December soap, mops, brooms, palls, etc. ... . making sheets, pillow coses, etc caro of Jail, 1008 washing and mending clothes, blnnkets and beds si oo 2 GO 1 00 8 80 io oo 40 00 20 00 6 00 85 00 85 00 S 1588 30 CLAIMS IN FAVOR OF COUNTY Duo from Florence Glosslnger error In order no 518 t 50 from It W MUlscrrorordernoGOO 1 00 Thos F Dunn 681 3 00 H W Monohan '681 1 00 Jos O Donk 588 10 05 J W Oowperwalto " " 69J 1 00 N H Ltpperterrorlnshccpclnlm GO Oco Ii Bates " In colleo's acct 84 06 from Preston poor district 1817 75 Hawley " 775 25 Oherry Rldgo " 495 20 Mt Pleasant " 779 OS Berlin " 1201 00 Palmyra " 627 49 Honesdale-Texas " 788 34 Salem " 21 00 Dyberry " 209 81 Honesdnle-Texaa expense taking Bauman to asylum 41.30 Wm Zenzen, commonwlth costs 12 60 N B Hpencerovrpd cmw costs W 1 40 " " error In mlge Faux case l oo M F Williams ovpd witness fees "00 18 T Wilson cement bags returned 00 00 Oollcctors on duplicate 1002 37 88 1004 14 75 " 1906 1 02 " 1007 254 85 " " 1008 18010 22 dog fund nssessing dogs 1008 137 25 state treas bounty claims 1800 81 " " lire wardens exp... 8007 23 county funds In hands of treas. . 2305 80 J28383 20 CLAIMS AGAINST THE COUNTY T J Varcoe, contract Snlem bridge 00 00 J A llarkness Wintertime 161 00 Malo&Sandercock Indian Orchard bg 00 00 J K Ilomucck com uulancencct 1008 08 05 T O Maddon 36 62 J K siniiclovlllo 21 81 Win Walters, witness fees 3 80 Ira Mitchell. " " 1 00 Geo Fielding, " " 2 46 Wm Bnrklow, " " 2 48 Stanley Bngmlct, " " 4 92 K L Frtsble, " " 8 00 Catherine Kolglcr, " " 8 00 Mario Keigler, " " 8 00 Henry Kelglcr, Jr, " " 8 00 Chris Keigler, " " 3 00 Walter Morwln, coronor's Jury 2 60 Michael Brown, " .... 2 GO James Naglo, " " . . . . 2 60 Daniel Gray, " " . . . . 2 60 Thomas Brown, " " 2 60 J Mulen, common wealth costs.... 100 N G Itldgeway, " " " . . . . 1 60 M J Ilanlan, bal acct 1908 85 37 S II Woodmansee, error In col's act 21 18 W F Bronnlng, 2 00 Wm Watts, note and Interest 1038 00 Mrs Elijah Gray, 457 60 MrsOhasGressman" " " 1014 25 Thomas GUI, ' 1034 60 Patrick McCarthy, " " " 1239 60 Myra Hill, 1229 83 K K Ferguson, 10311 91 II II Ferguson, 6109 60 W Ij Ferguson, 6103 83 Balance duo sheriff for 1008 139 26 Estimated amount duo collectors 8000 00 31234 84 FINANCIAL STANDING OF.OOUNTY. Total claims against county 31234 84 ' " in favor county J8583 2 Balance against county .2651 08-131234 84 We, the undersigned Auditors, in and for the county ot Wayne, do certify that we met at tbe Court House at Honesdale, Wayne Co., Pa., on Jan.4.J009. Have examined and audited the foregoing accounts of the county commissioners, sheriff, county treasurer, coroner and dlstrtot attorney of Wayne Co., and And them correct as above presented. Witness our hands at Honesdale the fltb day of February, A. D., 1909. A. W. LABBADKE W. II. LKSUKB Auditors, M. J, MoAh DBBW, CASTOR I A for Irdfcat a&i OMIdrau 71m KM Ym ifetihAhHp Im&k Bears ih 'IlBtWarajf Public g g -HEAD OF HORSES Weighing from fCortright Soil's SATURDAY, FEB. 27, Commencing at 10 o'clock. TERMS OF SALE :--Four months'' note. Horses can be seen any day this week. Horses broken In all harness. 1 ahlllofJioi MISIIN . UNDERWEAR SALE The samples from the Boston and New York' city offices of the UNDERWEAR CO., have arrived here l are placed on sale in our Come and see for yourself and buy SanitaryMade Muslin Underwear man ufactured in your own town. Sheeting, muslin and long cloth. KATZ IIENUY 7.. RUSSELL, PRESIDENT. AN DREW THOMPSON VICE PRESIDENT. HONESDALE NATIONAL BANK. This Bank was Organized In December, 1836, and Nationalized In December, 1864. Since its organization it has paid in Dividends to its Stockholders, $1,905,800.00 The Comptroller of the Currency has placed It on the HONOR ROLL, from the fact that Its Snrplus Fund more than equals Its capital stock. What Class 0 are YOU in tS!S. The w6rld has always been divided into two classes those who have saved, those who have spent tho thrifty and tho extravagant. It is the savers who have!built tho houses, the mills, the bridges, the railroads, the ships and all the other great works which stand for man's advancementCanalhappiness. The spenders are slaves to the savers, It is the law .of nature. We want you to be a saver to open an account in our Savings Department and be independent. OneSDoIlar will Start an Account. This Bank will be pleased to receive all or a portion of YOUR banking business. OF NATIVE 1000 to 1500 lbs. AT KATZ store. Every lady who has boueht ou Unr- -22 derwear endorses them '-'Juet Right -in Style." Are not these endorsements .worthy of investigation ? During the White Goods Sale we of fer above named goods at reduced price., New 1 Bpriilg goods arriving dailyi Don't miss seeing them. BROS. EDWIN F. TORREY, CASHIER. ALBERT C. LINDSAY ASSISTANT CASHIER.