THE GRANGE Conducted by J. TV. D ARROW, Chithun. N. Y.. XYtm Correspondent New York State Orange Off STATEPATR 0 N S. Encouraging Report on Literary Work of the Gra..ge. A Co-optrttlv Organization Formed .With $25,000 Capital 8tock, but Dis tinct From the 8tats Orange Larfle 8avlnga on Farm Supplies Antici pated; The thirty-sixth animal session of inn Mnaannlilloatta of n fx rrvn n rrn nrna lllMri In Wnivioatni TMm mrnnirn wna tlPVOI In n mnvA nrafiAmiia nniwl I f Inn mcuiucib. tiii iui;i i-umi; iil i,tiiHi iiit: iuhl VU1 Carlcton B. Richardson of West n hln nnmmi nillmss snin thnr thf nil. nmmnrinr in t in lirna nr iih mpmiwrn. i . i 11.. . i i. i i. tr...i.... 1 1 M lllfril'llll II I III NI'IHIMl 111. ill IIIll lllflll tiii run iiiiiiisi mi i liiNiiriiTi nr ranrriu . A . T 1 A 1 1 111 A 1 T 1 1 . iniirmi avi niiii iiiir 11:1 vp himmi riji 117m 11 L 111 I' lilt UCLll Ii lllIlllHIlt't III I IIH lifllL HUUJl'Ul IU C'lltjU lUL llUUllltUU ' nnlrnnH. xne annual report or secretary w. Howard disclosed the fact that in in- nnRt flvft vpnrs tho mnnluM nf fl Till I111II1I1MI- fir IIlfUltlllTM II-I1I1I .fiM rn T?nr rlin flint imn In c nsrnrv nr 1110 nnrniiinTinii i in ro eded S10.000 durlrnr the vonr. Pomona ii i iiirnrpRTiiiir HrnTiHiinn. in Hnin J UCUU J.tMU uuwiut-n UliU uioiuo- iii. i iiiri i in 1 1 iiimmi iiriMinri'fi 111111 ii i .on i nn iimth whip ii with iiihiminm- by over 3,000 members; 1,204 sneak- addressed grange meetings; 0,000 dorpfl voonl flolonHniiM. 4 filUl liifltrn- IJI 1 NHIfH'I IIII1HT li.Ili: i I'll Via I I'lllI III ITH. dramatic features to the number have been presented during the M I., .i.t,.), nnHi.f r arm tn.i . y work during the year was 50,000. combined attendance at grange tings was i8p,844. ascertain the amount of money id It tee on co-operation held four- n nnMnno na nf llAoflnlia also addressed to every sub- nm frjiTiri wnifMi .iifMiffi i iih nil. lg facts: Amount expended by the gers In Massachusetts for grocer nd provisions, $2,870,400; clothing, 450; coal, $385,825; boots and $303,140; grain, $2,104,235; fer- t3, IJUU1,UUU Hill tUdW VI UDUl, the conimitteo ligurcs that nt the st estimate the grange can save . (i-nnrMt t i-iti . eir irt nln 8273.(114 nnd on m-nepries nnil sions $287,000 nnd on theso four tuone euougii ro buvc every ram the Order $50 a year in cash, or $1,000,000 on the total. It was 'that on orders received from s ajjle to save a dollar per barrel, Iiroxuuiueiy ihu ions oi grain $J tlllzer $125 was saved. Tho com- recommended, nmnnir nthnr nv wlrh pnnltnl nf S2K.wn. her olliclal connection with it o Indorse tlio movement. This dopted, and a corporation has rganlzed, with capital stock of TMlo nmnnfmv lina linnHnnnr. Boston. grange lire insurance company 3,005. IT LI1H 1 tM(llIU 1II11H 1II1IM1I I'll AVI1N establish subexperlmcnt sta- bont the state. Another palled Al L. 1 Al M XI of autos on the country roads. irc'els post proposition was fa und legislation to prevent the IlflUH III llHI'r WHH 11I1III 11IM- Illllla ored by tho grange. Tho mills rhere was a diversity of opin io what the standard should it was finally tabled, awaiting lslon of tho supremo court on Hiiriirifinii iilv -ill iiih uresciii. o S. Ladd, chairman of the 17 UUlUJUlllCC, VUUL1UUCU UiO - these words, which should be Knl L. 1 I In the United States: "Let us nothing that we dp not need ii v i ii l ii lt wh nn nnr tiiiitt too i h tiii inHinnr niHTina nnn innn i wnnii wn win nr nnnsnoi i 1 1 ir piHP i .t.T nn in ir n ri n nn. this meeting. Let us pass no n mat we are noc preparea to and work for and never cease until the end is accomplish Romanco Up to Data. While strolling- down the village litres t A modest maid I chanced to .meet And saw as she came tripping, by That she was sweet simplicity. "Odds sounds, a gentle maid!" mo thought. "To speak I know not If I ought." But as I heaved a wondrous sigh, "Pray, wear this red, red rose," quoth I. She took the bloom from out my hand. "Your nerve," she whispered, "beats the band. Nothing but bonbons goes with me. . Don't be a piker, sir," said she. Chicago Itecord-Herald. Too Great a 8traln. Every once in awhile the nctor while taking the part of n dude in n play would spend large sums of his stage money. On one of these occasions It Bcemed.too much for a certain person in the 'audience, when n voice rang shrill and clear through the house, "Hey, Bill, how about that 'Ave you owe me?" New York Herald. The Maiden's Choice. Oh, Janet, Janet, maiden fair, With soft blue eyes and golden hair,' When 1 observe you walking there I would that I had wealth galore. That I could give you of my store And place you In a coach and four. How grandly wouldsyou ridel Ah, tr,e. That you must walk In povertyl "Nay, nay," she cried; "I do not care" My heart went dancing light as air; How beautiful her eyes and hair! "To have a coach and four, dear Hugh. A large red touring car would do." Llpplncott's Magazine. Logical. Husband I suppose you realize that was pure luxury. Why, then, did you buy it? You must have known that wo couldn't nfford4t. Wife Of course I did. But, you see, my dear, if It had been a necessity we would have had to get it anyway. New York Life. Don't Blame Her. I did not know what ailed my girl She ne'er was cross before. No matter what I tried to say, It seemed to mako her sore. Her pretty brow was furrowed deep; Her voice was harshly curt. 'Twas long before I found out why Her Bhoes were tight and hurt. New York Telegram. The Bereaved Widow's Break. A. Loudon life Insurance company re cently got this letter from a bereaved widow: "I take pleasure In Informing you of the death of my husband, who was assured in your company. Please send me papers quick so I can prove be Is dead." Some Generations He.nce. "Why are the trees all chopped away?" the little fellow said. "Why do the streams go dry whifb sun Bhlne's boating overhead?" His father said, "It Is because the lum bermen so gay Each had an ax to grind and was a cut up In his way." Washington Star. The Only Way. "They say you're making plenty of money In the1 stock market." "Yes; I never lose anything." "Ah! You get straight tips, eh?" "No; I sell 'em.' Catholic Standard and Times. A Glance Ahead. The year Is young; spring lies ahead; The winter soon will wear away. The ladles In a month from now Will each be planning to somehow IScllpse the rest on Easter day. Chicago Record-Herald. Quite So. "The time, the place and tho girl how seldom we see them together!" "And another rare combination Is the man, the scheme and the coin." Wash ington Herald. The Difficulty. I'd like to write a bit of verse About the good Dan Cupid If he would rhyme with anything Besides the one word "stupid." Llpplncott's Magazine. Accounted For. Hykcr Ever notice what a large mouth Boastem has? Pyker Yes, nnd that may account for some of his broad assertions. Chi cago News. The Cause. The water pipes are frozen tight, And father's In disgrace. He swears that every one will know He couldn't wash his face. Detroit Free Press. Class. "You students nre awfully conceit ed." "Well, we belong to the classes rath er than the masses." ICausas City Times. Revelation. When Phyllis passed me In her Bheath It really made me grit my teeth I've ever been her ardent wooer, But, gee, there Is so little to her I Puck. Maybe the Contrary. "That mind reader Is no good. He couldn't read a thing from mine." "That doesn't prove him no good." Houston Post. Irresistible Temptation. You with the glossy hat of silk Unto my warning hark Don't tempt the boys In snowball time , With Buch a shining mark. Kansas City Times. His Taste. Doting Father What do you like best In school, my son? Little Milton Bccess. New York Press. Youth's Blissful Ignorance. All food to me brought keen delight, My Inner self repletlng. But now with every cautious bite I wonder what I'm eating. Cleveland Plain Dealer. Natural Deduction. Tom Fred has become quite n cynic, Jack So? I wonder who the girl is, -Chicago News. NOTES C.M.BAKMTZ RIVXKSDB I'A. SOLICITED Copyright, 1909, by American Press Asso ciation. Theso articles and Illustration! must not be reprinted without specla1 permission. THE AMERICAN WILD PIGEON. "What a whopperl" remarked a hearer as the oldest resident told that a (lock of wild pigeons was so thick he couldn't drive through It with a two horse team. But do you believe us when we tell you n modern locomotive couldn't do the stunt? If the jack rabbit grasshoppers of the west can stall a train, 2,000,000,000 pigeons ought to do it, and some flocks were estimated nt that number. In 1813, in Kentucky, a naturalist counted 103 flocks In two hours, the flocks Increasing in size and continu ing to pass for three days. "The air was filled with pigeons. Tho sun was eclipsed. The continual buzz of wings lulled the senses to sleep, while their excrement fell like snow." But they went like the buffalo. They were caught in nets. Their nests were robbed of squabs, and even droves of hogs were fattened on pi geons. They were properly a species of dove that live in the woods and roost on trees. Our tame pigeons came from tho old world. About the only time they alight on a tree Is when they are shot at and missed by so called sportsmen who continue the cruel practice of using live birds for targets. THE JACOBIN. When you sang, Dove, dove, sweet dove, fly down to me, Fly from the housetop, fly from the tree, you would surely have been startled had a Jacobin fluttered down to your shoulder. How dignified, how pretty, they are in red, white, blue, black, dun THE JACOBIN. and yellow, their head, wing flights and tall always spotless white! The distinctive part is tho hood, Vthich, radiating from a common cen ter, is called the rose. This one is a red rose. It is divided this way: The soft feathers which come from the sides to the back of the head and meet above the neck form tho mane, nnd tho3e which Join on the breast form the chain, and all are as petals to the rose. The white head resembling the ton sure of a priest and the hood resem bling the cowl of his cape, the pigeon Is called Jacobin after an ancient or der of monks. To be ideal tho bird must be close feathered, have long chain, upright mane, tight, smooth hood, short "down" beak, pearl eyes, small, clean coral legs and feet, flesh colored beak and toe nails. As the Jacobin only has front vision, It excels us in following tho advice: , Don't turn to de right, Don't turn to de let', But keep In de middle of de road. DON'TS- Don't crowd stock In pens. Feather eating. Don't make roost slats too wide. Crooked toes. Don't watch the spigot with both eyes while profit from tho buughole flies. Don't market tho old ragtags of your flock and get mad If customers quit and knock. Don't knock. Tho man who contin ually knocks is a nuisance nnd .stum bling block. Don't think the cold is any excuse for you to neglect regular feeding hours and cleanliness. Don't resent advice or the opinion of others. Give your own views calmly, and be watchful for information. Don't get into a big squabble over small things. By such present indis cretion you may lose future profits. Don't neglect to follow up an ad. query with a second or third letter. Pcrseveranco Is the business getter. Don't have loose llmo around for fluttering wings to send flying into the air. It ulcerates the throat and wind pipe. Don't forget that BklmmUk, butter milk and the separated product are better than meat preparations when mixed in mash. Don't stick the puff on the turkey's face with a pin or attempt to lance it, Press it gently and the water will run from nostrils. OIre two grains ol quinine at sight and put fowl in a dry place. jit , HUMOR O. HOUR A Trlflo Impertinent. "Most o' de bruddreu, I'm pleased to say, has been tollublcvltb'ral," n bit severely began 'good ohl Parson Bag ster wheu the result of the collection had been reported to him, "but 1 re grets to state dat de slstahs has been dess de diverse. Dey hasn't contribut ed sca'cely nuthln to de uwglu fund. 'Tain't as if dey Isn't got no money. Sistuhs, lenimejjx yo': Whuh doas yo' put yo' money? De Lawd knows" "Dat's all right, pahson," Interrupted Brother Tarr, rising In bis place In the midst of the congregation; "dat's till right 'bout de Lawd knowln'. Lawd knows whuh slstahs in gen'l puts dcir money, but Isn't yo' glttln' slightly spectacular in nxln' de iufawniation for yo'solf ? Ynssah, dess a little spec tacular!" Puck. Badinage. Mr. Jigley--The other day I saw quite nn interesting educated pig Miss Pert Oh, of course. I sup pose Mr. Jlgley Don't say it! You were going to say you suppose I looked in the glass, weren't you? Miss Fert Not at all. I don't con sider you interesting or educated. Catholic Standard and Times. To Ring It Up. De Style What makes you think that Dliuger, who took up the collec tion In church last Sunday, was nt one time a conductor on n pay-as-you-enter car? ' Guubusta Because every time a coin dropped iutp the collection plate he worked his foot as if ringing up a fare. Judge. ""38s More Humane. "They tell me, Mr. Slathers," simper ed tho fluffy young thing, "that you are quite a lady killer." "They do mo an Injustice, upon my word, Miss Giggley," responded the gallant old benu, laying his hand on his heart and making a profound bow. "I catch 'em alive." Chicago Tribune. Discreet Genius. "I suppose you are wrapped up in your art?" "No," answered Mr. Stormlngtou Barnes. "I shouldn't like to encourage any such impression. A man who is wrapped up in his art Is too frequently lelt to get on without n regular over coat." Washington Star. The Evening Party. Old Gentleman (who feels cold) How shall I stir tho lire without inter rupting the music? Wag Oh, between the bars, of course. Compact Energy. Crank What is the power of Speed er's new runabout? Frank Sixty. Crank What! That little machine sixty horsepower. Frank No; sixty skunk power. Llp plncott's Magazine. As Usual. y "The fellow across the aisle laughs uproariously at every mother-in-law joke tho comedy duo springs." "Who-that follow! Oh, that's Pln hedd, who has been living off his wife's folks ever since ho married." Kansas City Times. A Severe Test. "They tell mo you are trying to lead a better life." "Well?" "I was just wondering what you would say when you slipped down in a pool of ice water." Clevelaud riain Dealer. Much Easier. Kind Lady Your English Is so poor, my good man. You split your infini tives. Gritty George Ah, lady, don't con demn mo for dat. I'd rather split me Infinitives dan to split wood. Chicago News. Heard on the Boulevard. Jlnks-Whnt a beautiful girl in that bearskin auto coat! Harkcr But she Is not beautiful out side of the coat. Jinks Ah, I see! In that case "beau ty Is skin deep," eh? Detroit Tribune. Made That Way. "Do you know that suspicious look ing man over there?" "I know who ho is." "What's his natural bent?" "He's a crook." Baltimore Ameri can. Very Inconsiderate. "Hello! What's flut the elephant in such a vile temper?" "Why, he's mad because I wouldn't play nt leapfrog with him." Punch. Result to Count On. "I hear he broke his arm." "Yes, but tho doctor set it," Think it will hatch .out anything?" "A bill." THIS WORLD FOR INDUSTRY. This world Is racing round a ring, And time Is speeding past. Great sparks aro flying oft the stara, Thoy're whirling tound to fast. The brooks and creeks are dashing down . To rivers running fast, To seas that rush around the world In tides, tumultuous, vast. It's spring, summer, fall, winter A flash and .they are gone. Six thousand years of day and night Already round have spun. The universe seems out of breath. 'It's all perpetual motion, A whirling wheel In whirling wheels Of air,' of earth, of ocean. God never made a world like this To nourish human drones, Who let fair fields grow rank with Driers And He a waste of stones. This Is a world for Industry, For good, strong, willing hands That transform wastes to fruitful fields And deserts to fair lands; That snatch the lightning from tho skies. Lift pearls from ocean's bed, . Dig finest gold from hidden hold And riches round us spread. O Industry, thou art the key That opens magic doors To Eden scenes of sweet content And fruitful, flowery shores. God never made this wondrous world For him who sleeps and thlrks. God made the whole wide universe To bless the man that works. C. M. B. KURIOS FROM KORRE3PONDENT8 Q. Is it correct that hens sometimes change to roosters? A. Sometimes as a hen gets old her egg cluster withers, she quits laying, puts on feathers more like the cocks, her comb shrinks, spurs grow long, her voice gets coarse, she struts and fights and tries to crow. Q. In the physiology class at school the statement was made that a chicken enn breathe through Its bones. Is this true? A. Beside lungs, fowls have nine membranous air spaces or reservoirs of air, which supply the lungs between the periods of Inspiration. These ex tend to the large bone of the wings and other parts. If one of these bones that communicate with tho outside air Is broken, the fowl can breathe through It. Q. Have you ever used one innlo with two flocks of hens? What was your plan, and did the eggs hatch? A. One season wo had a very vigor ous cock bird and thirty hens. Not wishing another strain, we divided the hens Into two pens and placed the male In the pens alternately. We changed him every night. The results were ex cellent. Q. What is poisoned ground? I read this expression so often in the poultry journals. A. Poisoned ground is that which is infected with animal and vegetable parasites. The longer poultry is kept on the same ground the more these germs increase and the greater the danger of contagion. To sweeten the ground it should bo plowed and seeded occasionally with rye or other grains, and tho fowls should be changed to other territory during the process. FEATHERS AND EGGSHELLS. An open water vessel Is a good place to freeze combs and wattles. The hens slop In it, the litter and dirt soak In it, and it's a general nuisance and disease breeder. Oh, brother, get your bank enlarged! Prosperity's a-comlng; The mints are starting up again. I hear the wheels a-hummlng. If you thought eggs were In the sky, Just wait a short time, dear. They'll all like golden eagles fly When better days are here. The big broiler plants aro now ship ping their beautiful butter ball birds to epicurean customers. Butter balls nnd Scotch highballs nre favorites with after theater dinner parties and often result In a beautiful "midsum mer night's dream." A chicken thief at Altoonn, Pa., when almost caught, turned and threw a rooster into the face of his pursuer and then escaped. Tho thief consid ered a fowl return Is no robbery, but the man knocked down swears that it was "adding insult to, injury." President Roosevelt has ordered 70, 000 acres of woodland on tho Califor nia and Oregon line to be reserved for tho protection and propagation of na tive birds. The California poultry men who raise fruit and berries mustn't shoot them when they steal the cherries. The census states there are 280,000,000 head of poultry In the United States. Illug out the old, ring in the new with a resolution to make 1009 the top notch in production and quality. Don't bother about prices, for, if thoy're way up in a panic drear, where will they be when prosperity's here? The Hamburg lays the smallest egg of any breed, except Bantams, and yet Its egg sells at the same price per dozen as eggs twice tho size. When the now rule is adopted it will bless tho customer. It will give cold storage companies a good whack, for thny lose a largo part of their eggs by evapora tion. When selecting your breeding ducks pick the fellows with large, broad, bright yellow scoop shovels with the bean on the end, for much depends on a waddler's capacity to put away grub. Cut those out with humpy backs, lumpy legs, and flappers, narrow chests, loose wings nnd turned up tails. So you exhibited. Well, it did you good whether you won or lost It's educative. To the real fancier it is an inspiration. If ho wins, he deter mines to hold his place; if he loses, he determines to breed better birds and try again. No true sport knocks. If he loses he doesn't bawl like a calf and play the bull in the chicken coop. BOILERS INSPECTED. Itiavc been authorized by thp Pennsyl vania State Factory Inspection Depart ment to inspect boilers. In compliance with tho law, all users of high pressure boilers used for power or heating purposes are compelled to have boilers inspected cuice each" year. Rates : $5.00 per boiler, and transpor tation. C. E. QIBBS 1120 Main 8treet - - Honesdale. Pa. P. 8. Attention given to engine and' general machine work. lOeoitf Tooth Savers We have the sort of tooth brushes that are made to thoroughly cleanse and savelthe e eth. , They are the kind that clean tecthlwlthoui leaving your mouth full of bristles.. We recommend those costing 25 cents or more, as we can guarantee them and will re place, free, any that show defects of manu facture within three months. O. T. CHAHBER5, PHARflACIST, Opp.D.&H. Station, HONESDALE, PA. For New Late Novelties IN- JEWELRY SILVERWARE WATCHES SPENCER, The Jeweler .'"Guaranteed articles only sold." ARTISTIC HONESDALE, PA. 1036 MAIN STREET. APPLICATIONS FOH LICENSE FOIi YEAR 100!). The following named persons have filed their petitions for a license, and the sume will be presented to the S lUOU 'uarter Sessions on Monday, March. HOTELS. Berlin Krnest Miller. Canaan James GUdea and Frank P. Norton. Cllnton-H.T. O'Neill. Dreher II. Ii. Smith. II. E. Hobacker, C'bas. 1 . Wert. Dyberry Asa K. Klniule, M. K. Kimble. wm. F. Dodson. Hawley-C'hrlstlan Lehman, Martin Header. August H. Frank, Ooorgo Kohlman,. F. J. Hughes, Charles li. Woods, Jacob llelss. Honesdale Lucy Brandon, T. F. Flynn. Jno. JI. Wcover, V. E. Martin & J. L. Carlin, C. J. Weaver. Lake John Schadt. . Lehigh C. W. Oarngan. Manchester Wm. F.O. Emerich, William A. jjiecK, j, w. I'lynu. Mount Pleasant I. W. Bunnell, Francis J. O'Neill. Preston Michael Leltlnser, P. F. Madlgau. M. n. Mllnhnn. W. .T. Ilnnliv Salem-H. F. Nicholson, ltalph Foot.', South Canaan John Ucntham. Starrucca-John Woodmansee. Texas-Thomas Gill, Frederick Kranz. James MART H cn Munuy. wary jueyer. frame Aiang. unarics II. Murphy. George. Meyer, John 0. Smith, Victor K. Meszler, J, Monroe Austin. Waymart Ferdinand J. Crockenberg. UESTAUIIANTS. Canaan James J. Burnett, Trustee. Clinton John Ope'ta. Hawley Mary Deltzer, Mary Mayer, Louis Geisler. Honesdale Christopher Lowe, Henry.Buerk et, John II. Heumann.Frcd, O. Uelbert, A. F. Volgt. Benjamin Lorls, Jr., Albert It. Tacubner, Lawrence J. Wcnlger, T. 1. O'connell, Herman Meyer. W. B. ltoad knlght, Joseph Ackcrman, J. H, Schlessler. Palmyra Peter F. Schmitt. Texas Chris. J. Hook, Jacob Beck. WHOLESALE LIQUOU. Hawley Patrick H. Kearney. Honesdale Michael Galvln, Paul McGrana-. gan, Leopold Fuerth. BOTTLERS. Honesdale-John Hlckert, Henry Beck. Palmyra Luke P. Richardson. . - Texas-F. W. Michael & F. A. Keltnauer; , Wm. Meimeyer, Vol Weldner. BREWERY. Texas-Pennsylvania Brewing Co. M, J. IIANLAN, Clerk. Honesdale, Pa., Feb. 6, 1909, ' 13