WASHINGTON LETTER Bpactal Correspondence. It having been definitely determined fejr Chairman Edward J. Stellwagen of the Inauguration committee that the veteran soldier and sailor organiza tion shall hare tho position of honor in the parade of March 4 personal ca vort to the president elect and vice rildent elect representatives of the A. R., Union Veteran legion, the United Spanish War Veterans and the Army and Navy union have been add d to the committee on civic organiza tions. Ooneral O. O. Howard has also accepted the appointment as marshal t the veteran division, which will es ort Mr. Tsft and Mr. Sherman from too White House to tho capltol, where they will take the oath of office. Parade In Two Divisions. Tho most sorlpus problem that con fronts Major Ooneral J. Franklin Bell, who will be grand marshal of the pa ade, will be to keep It within reason able bounds. To shorten tho regular parade It has been decided to divide It Into two divisions. One will be the ecort, consisting of veterans of the civil and Spanish wars, and will ac company the president from the White House to the apltoI. The other will pass in view after tho Inaugural cero nony at the capltol U concluded. Despite this new nrrnnseuient (Jeneral Bell irttll faces the embarrassment of a too lengthy parade. There Is great pres sure from the national guard to ob tain -desirable places In the line, but the marshal has decided to limit the number of troops from any one state to a brigade. Naval 'Heroes' Statue. The location In this city of statues f John Paul Jones and Commodore John Barry, each of whom Is heralded by his admirers as the "father of the American navy," will prove a difficult task for the special commission charged with that duty. This commis sion consists of the secretary of war, the secretary of the navy and the halrmaa of the senate and house com mittees on library. For each statue congress approprl ated $50,000, but no action has been taken to decide the controverted ques tion relating to the navy's pedigree. It Is for this reason that tho location of the cfllgles Is regarded as impor tant, as the prominence accorded each In the matter of location will be sup posed to give some Indication of their respective merits In the competition for tho honor of being the "father of the navy." Sacred Books of Tibet. The library of congress has an addi tion to the collection of extraordinary Interest. It Is a vory fine complete opy that is to say, a full set of the sapred books of Tibet. These, known as tho "Kanjur," comprise over 100 volumes, together with an Index vol ume, each volume about two feet long nnd four Inches wldo, and .conta-inlng about 300 sheets. Like most Tibetan books, they are printed In red on a coarse paper. They ome from Lassa nnd wore secured, by purchase, through our minister to Tekln. Mr. Rockhill. Mr. Rockhill remarks of the work that "It ls'absolutely necessary In the study of Buddhist literature and also of great value for correcting Buddhist books written In other languages, as almost all of them were translated from a single original." Ho believes that there Is no copy of it in America, though there are three in England, one in France, two in Berlin and one in St. Petersburg. Battleship Fleet Medal. Frank A. Leach, director of the mint, recently laid before President Roosevelt a beautiful bronze medal commemorating the departure of the battleship fleet from Hampton Roads for its trip around the world. The -president is delighted with the design nnd has directed Mr. Leach to compli ment the officials of the United States mint at Philadelphia upon their work. One side bears tlio figure of Colum bia sending away on the waters of the Atlantic the fighting vessels, young America standing behind. There Is also a shield of the United States and In the lower right hand corner this in scrlptlon: "Hampton Roads, Doc. 16, 1907. Departure of United States At lantic Fleet in Cruise Around the World." Tho other side of the medal contains n fine relief profile of President Roose velt, with the words, "Theodore Roose velt, President of the United States," and a small anchor, mirrounded by a .bouquet of flowers. Tons of Gold Moved, Halfwuy ncross tho continent, from San Francisco to Denver, $225,500,000 in gold coin has been transported, the largest amount of metal of that value ever hauled such a distance Because of the accumulation of gold In the Snn Francisco mint, brought from Alnskn nnd other points, the vaults beenme congested, and It was necessary to cither store It In insecure vaults or move It. The work of removal began Aug. 15'.' Every shipment of the gold had to be counted or weighed at both ends, first at San Francisco nnd then at Denver. The contract for tho removal was giv en to an oxpress company, which was under heavy bond to handle It safely. The contract will yield the company something like $250,000. At first the shipments were In lots of 98,000,000, twice a week, each ship ment being accompanied by fifteen deputy marshals, paid by the express company. As the work proceeded smoothly the shipments were increas ed to IT ,600,000 each, twice a, wek. The express company handled the meney on and off the train In both fettles, The taat aMpeaeat was landed at Detmr Dec IB. OAftii soxormcD. A Tear of ABaivorea-ries. Motablo centenary dates are not only numerous In 1009, but arc distributed over tho whole year. After Poe. who was born Jan. 19, 1800, followed Men delssohn, the composer, Feb. 3; Lin coln and Darwin, Feb. 12, and Chopin, the composer, March 1, five men ol genius given to the world in the space of six weeks. Tho last half of the year will bo marked by the cente naries of Oliver Wendell Holmes, fall ing on Aug. 29; Frances Anne Kem- bio, the famous English actress, who passed her prime In America, Nov. 27, and Gladstone, Dec. 29. The current year is also a marker for certain history making events. Hudson's discoveries and explorations in 1809 will be celebrated with impos ing ceremonies along the river bear ing his name. The first great battle of the peninsular war was fought in January, 1809, at Coruna, Spain, re sulting in an English Victory over Na poleon's lieutenants and the death of the English commandor, Sir John Moore. A few months later Napoleon redeemed his fortunes by crushing the Austrian! at Wagram, on their own soli, and. It la believed, making terms which Included his alliance with the Atutran princess, Marie Louise, and the divorce of Empress -losrphlue. The divorce took place In December, IMin, nnd Napoleon's lucky titar began to wane. Tales of Cities. Boston's chamber of commerce) has made an emphatic protest to the board of aldermen against any more parades In downtown streets. Honolulu Is a clean city. This doesn't mean comparatively so, but clean In the sense that would be de manded In the most fastidious New England village. Central park, In New York city, is assessed at the valuation of $215,000,- 000, not for the purpose of taxation, but so as to show the amount of real .estate value that is exempt from taxes. English Etchings. England has about 3,000,000 acres of woodland. In Great Britain there are 2,000,000 trades unionists. Until 1757 the legal year in England began on Match 25. The last aansus figures revealed 2,500,000 peopsa living In overcrowded tenements In Bsjiland. The biggest shingle mill In the world burned just after Christmas, a hint from Santa Claus that children no longer need "paddling." Manuel of Portugal scents a plot to take his throne away. A truly royal sport would start right in plotting to get it back again. Requires no high order of genius In the weather shop to guess it "may snow or rain" these days. Strenuousness Is not confined to the head of this administration, for the ex-vlce president's job will be railroad construction in Honduras. Wonder If South America's political weather man ever wastes space on possibly revolution, followed by clearing!" White Eggs. White eggs are laid mostly by birds that build nests in dark holes. Imitation Ebony. Imitation ebony Is made by washing any close grained wood In a boiling so lutlon of logwood several times, dry ing it between each application, then treating it with a solution of iron filings in vinegar. ' Russian Minerals. South Russia has among its valuable minerals rock salt, coal, coprolltes, kaolin, sands for glassinaking and for other purposes, manganese nnd iron ores, the latter being easily first In im portance, free of phosphorus and with little sulphur. Holes In Metal. An alloy of nine parts of lead, two of mtlmony and one of bismuth expands In cooling, therefore makes a good tomblnatlon for plugging holes in metal, as the plug fits tightly when told. v Shy on Promises. Among the Interesting anecdotes Il lustrative of Mr. Cleveland's refusal to give pledges of any sort is that which describes an Incident of the campaign of 1892 and is printed In the New York Evening Post. A literary friend of Mr. Cleveland brought together, as If by chance, the Democratic nominee and a prominent Irish-American con tractor who was supposed to have much Influence with the coveted Irish vote. Tho interview was so managed that the two men were left alone in the literary man's library for an hour. At the end of that time they were dis covered swapping stories with each other like old friends. "Well,'' asked the host of the con tractor after Mr. Cleveland had left, "what do you think of him?" "Sure," replied the contractor, beam lag all over, "he's the greatest man 1 ever saw. He's a f olne man, a grand man. He wouldn't promise to do wqg CHOICE MISCELLANY The Crack oT a Whip. Fred Lindsay can wield with a most marvelous display of dexterity the Australian stock whip. The fact of being able to crack a whip does not Appear on the face of It a very ex traordinary fent, but the Australian stock whip Is a very different article from the ordinary whip, the stock being eighteen Inches and the thong twenty four feet in length. At a distance of twenty-five feet Mr. Lindsay can cut a cigarette In half, the cigarette during the operation being held in the mouth of an attendant. Other of Mr. Lind say's feats are': The extinguishing of a lighted cahdlc, then with a different twist of the whip cutting it in half; taking the ash from a cigar while the weed Is being smoked and cutting an ordinary wine bottle In two. Yet, dan gerous as bis weapon may appear, Mr. Lindsay can make It perfectly harm less. To prove tho perfect control he has over the whip Mr. Lindsay will flog a man with apparently terrific force, yet the man is not injured In any way. He will tie the thong around a man's arm, a feat which, if the Judg ment were to err in the slightest. would cut the arm In half. Then he can wind the thong around a woman's neck, but tho woman would not feel It. and no marks would be visible. All of which shows Mr. Lindsay Is what he clnlms to be the champion whip crack er of the world. London Strand. Malvern Hilt. The burning of the mansion which hns for a century or two crowned the historic Malvern hill removes one of the famous objects of Interest to pas sengers on the James river steam boats, since, standing on an eminence of sixty feet out of the stream which thereabouts flows In long bows, It could be seen for great distances and frequently reappeared in view after It had seemingly been passed. The con volutions of the river made this pecul lar elevation the culminating point for the last of the seven days' battles of the peninsula between the Army of the Potomac, under McClellan, and the Army of Northern Virginia, under Lee. Malvern bill thus capped proved to the passcrsby one of the sights of an extremely delightful river trip. Like the other mansions of its period, it faced the stream, that being its oc cupants' avenue of communication with the world. Big Salt Farm. One of the strangest farms in the world Is situated in southern Califor nia, 205 feet below the level of the sea. The place Is known as Salton. It is a salt farm of about a thousand acres, nero the salt lies, as deposited by na ture, from six to sixteen Inches in depth. The salt farmers are busy har vesting this crop the year round, and, though tho harvest has continued for over twenty years, during which time more rhnn 40,000 tons of salt have been harvested, only ten of tho thou sand acres of the farm have been worked. The salt is first plowed up into furrows. It is then thrown into conical piles by men with barrows after which it is taken to the reduction works near by and put into marketa ble condition. The work is done by Mexicans and Chinese, the intense bent being more than Americans can en dure. Now Orleans States. , A Big Drink. John D. Rockefeller, testifying in the government's suit against the oil trust in New York, during tho Intermissions in his evidence talked to the reporters Adverting to an old friend, Mr. Rockefeller smiled nnd took a clipping, yellow with nge, from his pocket. "My old friend didn't believe in the Texas oil fields," said Mr. Rockefeller. "Listen to what n Galveston newspa per said about him at the time: " 'The oil fields discovered in our state are excellent in quality and nbun dant in 'quantity. Great anxiety is felt for James n. Dash, who said he would drink all tho oil found in Texas, for Mr. Dash is a man of honor.' " Code Book Humor. Glimpses and flashes of humor in official documents nre few and far be tween and aro generally of an uncon scious type. It nppoars that a new code book has recently been Intro duced for purposes of communication between tho mother country nnd her colonies, and owing to a misunder standing a message dispatched in the language of tho old code was trans latcd with the aid of tho new one. Tho message should have rend, "Please ask Johnson to report alterations in six lo comotive boilers." It was decoded as follows: "Can sou sell Johnson thirty ono hundredweight of hopeless lana- tics?" Westminster Gazette. The Fight Against Fog. Thero has been nn offer of many thousand dollars, standing for over 150 years, in tho nnmo of a great company in London, for anything that will dls solve fogs by the penetration of a cre ated light. The money has never been earned by any inventor yet. Fog still persists, increasing the tax of com merce in proportion as the volume of commerce multiplies. The man who can clear the ship channel of New York harbor from fog, even for a few hours' at a time, will be hailed as the wonder of the ago. Argonaut. Horse's Record Jump. I read that a horse owned by Lieu tenant Monteflore has broken the world's record by Jumping 27 feet 11 Inches at the Buenos Aires horse show. I beg to say that a horse named Forester, owned and ridden by George Cross of Taplow, won the Chertsey steeplechase about the year 1848 and cleared thirty -two feet over a Jump. Latter in Loadoa Mall, FACTS IN FEW LINES Frost Is tbe enemy most dreaded by concrete builders. Trains from Moscow travel 4,320 mllos before they enter Chinese terri tory. St. Petersburg will bold an interna tional exposition of the latest Inven tions In the spring. Last year's death rate from tigers In India numbers G98 human beings and nearly 29,000 bend of cattle. Glass and cement are both used as substitutes for wooden polos where the latter are attacked by Insects or climate. The proposal to hold an internation al aeroplane competition In Russia next summer has been abandoned on account of lack of funds. To prevent the theft of electric light bulbs a socket is now made which locks with n key, so that removal Is Impossible without the key. A recent hurricane In Nicaragua drove tho water from the river against the houses In the town of Prinztpolca with such force that most of them were destroyed. A British shipbuilding firm Is mak ing a specialty of light draft vessels with a bow rudder, which may be more easily steered when going astern In shallow water. General Botha has presented to the Transvaal museum tbe Boer flag which waved above the government buildings at Pretoria until the capital was occupied by Lord Roberts. Three-quarters of the houses In Vlen na are now without water. The city is suffering from a water famine, due to tho almost unprecedentedly dry weather of the last five months. A prospector for gold in Alaska found a hot spring but 125 miles south of the arctic circle and has made a fortune by raising fresh vegetables on probably the most northerly truck farm in the world. Major David E. Proctor of Wilton, N. H., lays claim to possessing the oldest" newspaper in existence. Prop erly the date of tbe paper Is 1839, but by a typographical error it was made to read "March 15, 1389," or 103 years before Columbus. It is an old trick of tbe people In Caracas to pull down tbe statues and destroy the monuments erected to him self by a dictator. That was what they did for Guzman Blanco, who went away with $25,000,000 or more to end his days in Paris. Tbe traction facilities of Europe are far behind those of this country. With in a radius of fifty miles of Liverpool there is a population of 7,000,000, the most thickly populated country In the world and not a trolley line In ex istence for their accommodation. King Edward has ordered a thorough examination to be made of every room and apartment in -Windsor castle. A castle with a history of over 700 years ls -worth exploring. Windsor Is no doubt a much greater treasure house than was imagined up to quite recent ly. Foodstuffs have advanced during the last two years in India at least easily 40 per cent and rents from 50 to GO per cent. There is complaining in Calcutta among all classes, except the very well to do, that It is almost impossible to live becomingly on present salaries and dally wages. Luminous paint is being used in sev eral of the Belgian trains with a view to illuminating the carriages that nre not in the ordinary way supplied with lamps while they aro passing through tunnels in tho daytime. The whole of the upper part of the interior of the car is covered and emits enough light to make reading a possibility. A joint monument of heroic size, to be placed on the "Bloody Angle" bat tleground in Spottyslvnnla county, Va to commemorate the military fame and glory of General Robert E. Lee and General Ulysses S. Grant, which shall be erected with funds raised in the north and south, has been suggested by patriotic citizens of Richmond. Dr. Paul Haupt, professor of Semitic languages at Johns Hopkins univer sity, has Just celebrated the twenty fifth anniversary of his acceptance of tho chair. Professor Haupt was called to Johns Hopkins by the lato Presi dent Daniel C. Gllman after serving ns a member of the faculty of Gottin gen. Ho was graduated from tho Uni versity of Leipzig In 187S with tho degree of doctor of philosophy. Simplified spelling has its advocates in France, for tho minister of public Instruction has lately ordered that the public schools shall teach the spelling of a number of words in the form rec ommended by tho French academy. Tbe reforms include the suppression of tho "h" in words like "rhinoceros" and tho substitution of "1" for "y" in such words ns "analyze" and of "f" for "ph" in 'tihonomenon" nnd similar terms. A valuable gift which has been made to tho University of Michigan Is 1,500 acres of land in Cheboygan county, presented by Colonel and Mrs. Charles G. Bogardus to provide a permanent site for the summer camp of the engi neering students of the university. The land has an estimated 'value of $25,000 and Is situated on Douglas lake, with a shore line of almost three miles, allowing a fine opportunity for triangulatlon surveys. Spain's industry of bullfighting Is seriously menaced owing to a "trust" formed by the matadores, and the Spanish public is greatly alarmed at the possibility that Its most popular amusement will be abolished. For some time the matadores have been dissatisfied with the Tate o'f pay con ceded by managers of "bull rings, and tfiMr ttAVA AmrAmniaA 4(iAMJi urn I UmUmi 4n U : acts? of many of the balls. Miiefi the "Misunderstood" Man. To be a soul mate means to feel tbe highest and purest kind of love a love all unselfish and free from all that Is base. But there Is nothing high on pure In the friendship of the man who urges you to defy the laws of conven tion. Never listen to the man who comes whining to you that yon "understand him so much better than his wife does." The chances are that bis unfortunate wife understands him only too well nnd bos a thorough contempt for him. Somewhere in the world you proba bly have a soul mate, and it Is to be hoped that he will find you, but If he comes In the guise of a married man send him about bis business. Do not allow yourself to become "friends" with him. Such friendship Is never desirable. In and Out of Society. A macaroon. A cup of tea. An afternoon. Is all that aha Will eat; She's In society. But let me take 1 This maiden fair v To some cafe, And then and there She'll eat the whole Blame bill of fare. Detroit Free Press. What She Wrote. A widower who was married recent ly for the third time, and whose bride had been married once before herself. wrote across the bottom of tbe wed ding invitations: "Bo sure and come. This is no amateur performance." Arcronaur MEANS M UCH To the level-headed young man, a bank account, added to. a determination to make it larger means much.- The names of many such are enrolled on our books and the number is steadily increasing. Areyou among the number? FARMERS' and MECHANIC Honesdale, Pa. ! ONLY $2.00 FOR ALL! By a recent arrangement with the; miblishers wc arc; able to oiler The New York Tribune Farmer The "Human Life" and THE CITIZEN FOR ONE YEAR FOR $2.00 THK TniHUNE FAIIMEK Isa thoroughly practical, helpful. up-to-date Illustrated national weekly. Special paces for Horses, Cattle, Sheen, etc.. and most clahsratc und reliable market reports. Dr. C. I). Smead. the best known veterinary surgeon In America, writes regularly for THKT1U11UNK KAliMKU.tlmrm.ghly covering care und feeding of nil domestic animals, and his articles meet the needs of every practical working farmer, and Interest every man or woman in the city or town who owns a horse or cow. . The "Human Ufe" Is a monthly magazine with tho world's best con tributors". Sample copies of the three publications sent on application to THE CITIZEN, Honesdale, Pa. The Era of New Mixed Paints ! This year openj witn a deluge of new mixed paints. A con dition brought about by our enterprising dealers to get some kind of a mixed paint that would supplant CHILTON'S MIXED PAINTS. Their compounds, being new and heavily advertised, may find a sale with the unwary. TlTEONLYPLACE;iN HONESDALE I TflU'O If lYCi! DAIUTC AUTHORIZED TO HANDLE UlllL I Ufi 5 ffil ALU I AlR 1 5 Is JADWIN'S PHARMACY. T here are reasons for the pre-eminence of CHILTON PAINTS: 1st No one can mix a better mixed paint. 2d The painters declare that it works easily and has won derful covering -qualities. 8d Chilton standi back of it, and will agree to repaint, at his own expense, every surface painted with Chilton Paint that proves defective. ' . 4th Those wh'6 iiivb used it &tb perfectly satisfied with it, and recommettd itt'ilse to others. The Retraction. District Attorney Heney of Baa Francisco a short time after his wounding discussed with a reporter at his bedside one of his statements about the San Francisco boodlcra. 'They expect me to retract that statement, do they ? he said grimly. "Well, If I did retract It my retrac tion would be like the Tombstone edi tor's. "He, you know, printed a story to the effect that a rival editor's father had served thirty-seven years in Jail. Pressure was brought to bear on him, and finally, he agreed to retract that statement. In his retraction he said: "'We find that we were mistaken when we said in Inst week's issue that the Clarion editor's pap had passed thirty-seven summers in the peniten tiary. All efforts of friends to have his sentence commuted to life Im prisonment failed, and the old man, as a matter of fact, was hanged.' " Young Woman a Leading Eeonomist. At twenty-four years Anna Prltchett of Louisville will have the distinction of occupying the chair of economics la Wellesley. She went to Wellesley last fall and is the youngest professor In the history of the college. She also ranks with the youngest successful scholars who ever have held so Im portant a post, nnd leading experts In economics class her as a brilliant wo man. She has surpassed all students with whom she has studied. Her elec tion to the chair In Wellesley U due to merit alone and Is another proof that In the realm of higher scholarship wo men have the ability to stand on a common footing with men. BANK.