TheHerald KSTAIIMSIII... 1870. "All the News That's Fit to Print." z J Published ercry evening, except SuiKlny. nt H South Jardln ntreet, flhenniulonh, Pa. LONG D 1ST AN OK Tl-XKI'IIOKK. The Herald la delivered In Shenandoah and the surrounding towns for six cents a w ek, nay- I abloto the carriers, lly mall fft.OOa year, or 25 cents a month payable In advance A rertlsements charged aceuriling ttmpBoeniul position. The publishers reserve the right to change the position of advertisements whenever the publication of news demands It. The right Is reserved to reject any advertisement, whether paid for or not, that the publishers may deem Improper. Adver tising rates made known uiHinnppllcatlnn. Entered at the pott office at Shenandoah, Pa , as second class mall matter. WEDNESDAY. MAKCII 8. 1889 OUR COUNTRY : First. Last and Forever. Tun New York Journal is cutting down expenses as a mutter of neces sity The men who were under the plum tree are happy ; but things are differ ent with the other fellows. Sconn another victory for the daily press. It was the city editor of the New York Press who discovered the first clue in the recent poison case. With prosperity booming along, Congress adjourned, Council reor ganized and the School Board organi zation three months off, we ought to be a fairly happy people. The Court of Inquiry ought to be convinced by this time that at least u large portion of the army beef was bad , why not endeavor to ascertain which of the contractors supplied the bad beef T TnKY are having a little unpleas antness in (Jleartielu county over a little matter of $15,000 of county funds whioh none of the county officials ap pear to be able to satisfactorily ac count for. The men who have the poor judg ment to imagine that a seat in Conn cil carries with it the right of inde pendent action are all wrong. The caucus rule supersedes the interests of the taxpayers. Tub Herald guarantees a larger circulation than at any previous time in its history, and more than that of all other publications in this town combined. Advertisers should bear this in mind. A bill has been introduced in the Legislature, drawn up at the request of a number of tax collectors in this county, permitting these officials in boroughs and townships throughout the state to retain five per "cent, of all the taxes collected by them as commission. Under the present law they receive two per cent. AS long as newspaper men will ao cept advertising from every so-called advertising agency, just so long will these leeches flourish. The credulity of newspaper men is to blame for their existence. This week we threw several of these propositions in the waste basket, one of which called for 6,000 inches, which was a fraud on its face. The new officials at the Almshouse will assume their duties on April 1st, and when they do it is said they will carry with them to that institution, at the cqunty's expense, sixty-three children. At present there are but seventeen children. There is no good reason why the county should sup port the entire family simply because the father has been appointed to a position at that institution. There is an opportunity for reform along these lines. The state of Pennsylvania appro priates more to education and charity than any other state in the Union, yet there are people in the rural por tions of the state that bitterly oppose the extention of the school term be yond six months, and who would fight any reduction of the sohool fund. With an appropriation by the state of $3,500,000 annually, for, the public schools, we get no better teachers, they get no better salaries, and no better educational system than we had when we appropriated only 13,000,000, and the Governor has .added further that the sohool direc tors are a law unto themselves and not subject to a proper auditing of their accounts. But more than that, this excessive appropriation whioh lias been increased during the last decade as a praotical example of money in politics has destroyed that local self-interest whioh comes from the knowledge of having to pay for it, and which la essential to the pres ervation of our school system. Hon John Fow, In Philadelphia Star. Hood's Are much 1D little; al Pills ready, ffllclent, satis, a, lory prevent a cold or fever core all llvr illi, lcl head- , janndtr'e. constipation tl' Prlrs 25 cnt. Tim vuij Pill to Uks witli JJoud'n tfarMporlJI. THE DAWN OF Earnest Words From Mte. Plakilfem to Mothem Who Havo Daughtoro, and a Letter Prom Mm. Dunmore, of Somorvillo, Maas. The advent of womnnhood is fraught II II M I -tVTrv i ; W V Vegetable Compound. I had inflammation of the womb, a boarlng-down pain, and the whites very badly. The pain was so lntenso that I could not sleep at night. 1 took Lydia E. I'inkham's Vegetable Compound for a few months, and am now all right. Before that I took morphine pills for my pains; that was a great mistake, for the relief was only momentary and the effect vile. I am so thankful to be relieved of my sufferings, for the pains I had wero something terrible." l'dlaE.Plniharn'sVcgctauleCornponnaiaWoman'sRcmeayforWoinari'iHls THE WELSH IN AMERICA. lutereAttujr. Address uu the Nation's Purt In Historical Invents. By request of several of tie Welsh resi dents of town the IIkrai.D to-day publishes au extract from an address delivered by iter. D. I. brans last i rid ay evening at the anni versary banquet and entertainment of the local lodge of True American Ivorites. It deals with the associations of the Welsh people with the foundation and historical events of the United States. Rev. Evans said : "The Welsh havo claims for recognition and patriotic gratitude by tbn American people, because oi the prominent part taken by some of their descendants in founding the American Republic. Tlie iVelsb mind and heart have contributed no small share in common with the good, tbe noble and the enlightened of other lands to mould its institutions and to make possible a country where the highest conditions of a Christian civilization may be enjoyed. That little vessel of 180 tons burden, tbe May flower, embryo of a free republic, was com manded by a Welshman, Captain Jones. Among those who came as passengers were several of Welsh origin. Thomas Rogers. Stephen Hopkins, John Aldcn and John llowlana. The last one named was at tached to Governor Carver's housohold. Su the Welsh have a share in the celebration of the landing of tho Pilgrim Fathers. Roger Williams was born in Wales. Banished irom Massachusetts in 1635. he penetrated tbe forests in mid-winter 'till he came to the country of the Narragansets, where tbe Chief sachem. Uanonicus. gave him a grant or. land. which, in token of Uod's merciful provi dence to him in distress" he called Provi dence. Here he established a cure Democracy. all equally sharing the dignity and privileges of the government. The city government of frovidonce bas honored bis memory by the erection ot a bronze statue, Ur that im mortal band of men who composed the Con tinental Congress and were signers of the Declaration ot independence, eighteen were Welshmen, John Adams, Samuel Adams, Stephen Hopkins. William Williams. William Floyd, Francis Lewis, Lewis Morris, Francis llopklnson. Robert Morns. Ueorge (Jlyiner, Jobn Morton', John Fen, Arthur Gwinnet, Thomas Jotlerson, Benjamin Harrison, Kichard Henry Lee, Henry Lee, Francis Lightfoot Lee, Eight presidents of the United States have descended from tho Welsh race, namely: John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, James Mon roe, John Qnincy Adams, William Henry Harrison and Benjamin Uarn son. Among those who fought in the revolution may be found a long list of Welsh by nativity, or descent : Charles Lee, Isaac Shelby, Anthony Wayne, Morgan Lewis, William H. Davis, Edward Stevens, Blchard Winn, Daniel Morgan, John Cadwallader, Andrew Lewis, Otho H. Williams. John Thomas, Joseph Williams, James Bees. In addition to these were Colonels David Hum nhreys. Henry Lee. Lambert Cadwallader, Thomas Marshall. Blchard Howell, James Williams. Ethan Allen; and Captains John Marshall, afterwards chief justice, Isaac Davis. Anthony Morris and uapt. noagers. iiesiue tnese tnere was a host of subordinate officers who could claim descent from the Welsh. In the navy was (jomnioaore Hopkins, and at a later period Commodores Korers, 1'erry. Jacob Jones and Ap catesby Jones. Dr. John Morgan was Surgeon-In-Chief of the American Army. and one of the founders of the Philadelphia Medical school tne nrst or tbo kind estab lished In America, and the beginning of the great university. Among the divines were Beva. David Jones, Samuel Davis, David Williams, Morgan Edwards. Perhaps the most distinguished ot these was Mr. Jones. His ancestors came from Wales and settled on the Welsh tract ' In Delawaro county. Pa In 1776 he was appointed chaplain to Col. St Clair's regiment, and was on duty at TIcon deroga when the enemy was momentarily expected from Crown Point. He delivered a characteristic address, which produced powerful impression unon the troops. When. with General Wayne, he saw an Enkliah dragon alight and enter a house for refresh ments, the chaplain went to the dragon's horse, took tbe pistols from the bolsters, went Into the house, made him a prisoner and marcnea mm into camp. Rev. samuei Davis became president of Princeton College General Washington's family associations were with tbe desendants of the Welsh. His wife. Martha, was the grand-daughter of Be v Orlando Jones, who came to Virginia from Wales. Colonel Fielding Lewis, of Welsh descent, married Washington's slater and his son. Georee Washington Lewis, was com mander of the General's life guard. Elihu Yale, founder of Yale College, Jonathan Edwards, Daniel Webster, Charles U-vvis, tbe mathematician, and a long array of brilliant men and women who have adorned every station In American Society were of Welsh origin or descent. Mr. Web ster, however, was descended only from his mother's side. William I'enn, founder of the great state of Pennsylvania; Thomas Floyd, the first Governor of the colony, and An thony Morris, first Mayor of Philadelphia, were Welsh. The services of our forefathers, in connection with those of almost every other land, havo helped to lay tbe founda tions, deep and broad, of the great American republic, whose majectio proportions are ris ing higher and still higher, commanding the wonder and admiration of all: but. while the later builders are at work, we hope and trust that they will nut forget the principles that compelled their lathers to work so well and no wisely." Yean of suffering relieved in a night. Itch ing piles yield at once to the curative proper ties of Dean's Ointment. Never fails. At any drug Btore, 50 cent. , Reduced Kates for Merchants to New York. The Lebigb Valley Railroad announces a rata of on and one-third fare for tbe round trip on ceniftsstes of Merchants' Association of New York from Slmnandoab to New York City and return. Tickets will be sold March 10th to the 2lM, inclusive, to turn tickets to be issued on properly validated certificates within fifteen days from date of Issue. Full Information may be obtained ot ticket agents, WOMANHOOD. with dangers which even careful mothers too often neglect. Ouo of the luu- ts to a young woman is belated menstruation. " The Illy droops on lis stem and dies before Its bounty is unfolded;" or she may havo en- loreu into the perfection of womanhood with Utile apparent inconvenience or disorder of health. But suddenly the menses ontirely cense. Mother, puberlo inalndy is talcing hold of your daughter, and quick consumption may follow 1 Take in stunt steps to produce regular men struation. I.yilla 13. I'inkham's Vegetable Com pound is.certaln to assist nature to per form her regular duties, procure it at once; there are volumes of testimony from grateful mothers who have had their daughters' health restored by its use. If personal advice Is desired, write quickly to Mrs. I'lnkham, at Lynn, Mass. It will be given you without charge, and it will bo the advioe of abundant experi ence aud success. Read the following from Mrs. Chart.es Dinmohe, 103 Fremont St., Winter 11111, Somerville, Mass.: " I was in pain day and night; my doctor did not seem to help me. I could not seem to find any relief until I took Lydla E. I'inkham's 00 TO FLORIDA Sek That Youit Ticket Beads via thk Southern Railway. Tho Southern Hallway operates three through tiains on each week day aud two on Sunday. It is an inland route, clean and through an Interesting section of the South. The schedules of its trains are fast, but not too fast to be maintained. Write to John M. Beall, District Passenger Agent, 823 Chestnut street, Philadelphia, for full information, illustrated matter and advance. Pullman reservations. 2-24-10t An Important Question. If your friends or neighbors aro suffering from coughs, colds, soro throat, or any throat or lung disease. (Including consumption), ask them if they have over used Otto's Cure. ibis lamous uorman rcmody is having a largo salo here and Is perfotmlng soma won lorful euros of throat and lung diseases. No matter what other medicines havo failed to do, try Otto's Cure. Largo sizes 23c and 50c, Sold by all druggists. An Oidect Lesson. From Mahanoy City Record, Tire troubles of a Pottsvillo daily serve to prove that it takes very careful management to keep a dally newspaper floating In these days of penny newspapers, and low rates of job printing and advertising. Rheumatism Cured in a Day. "Mystic Cure" for Rheumatism and Neu ralgia radically cure3 in I to 3 days. Its action upon the system is remarkable and mysterious. It removes at once the cause and the disease immediately disappears. The first dose greatly benefits. 75 cents. Sold by Shenandoah drug store, Shenandoah. t Fire I Fire I Hire I Insure your property from loss In the oldest and strongest cash companies: Phila. Underwriters Insurance Co. of North America and Fire Association, Hartford Fire Ins, Co., American Fire Insurance Co., West Chester Firo Ins. Co., United Firemen's Ins. Co. T. T. Williams, 123 S. Jardln St.. Shenandoah. 1H5ST OF ALT, To cleanse tbe system in a gentle and truly beneficial manner, when the Springtime comes, uso the true and perfect remedy, Syrup of Figs. Buy the genuine. Mauu facturcd by the California Fig Syrup Co only, aud for sale by all druggists, at 50 cents per bottle. Coming Events, Mar. -10. Schoppe Bros. Minstrels at For guson's theatre. Annual performance. April 3. Grand concert in tbe I. M. church corner Jardlu and Oak streets, uuder auspices of the church choir. A Common Sanger. If you have over had a cold whioh you permitted to "wear away" It may interest you to know it was a dangerous proceeding, Every cold and cough which is neglected paves the way for consumption, bronchitis asthma or catarrh, Otto'g Cure, the famous German throat and lung remedy, will cure any cough or cold and save you from con sumption. Sold by all druggists. Prices 25c and 50c per bottle. PLEURISY QUICKI.Y CURED I have suffered the most excruciating pains in the side. The Doctor said it was Pleurisy, The Brazilian Balm gave me almost instant relief when every thing else failed,and permanently cured me. 1 tooir. it ana naa some warmed and rubbed on strong. Mrs. Euzadrth Parcels, Marcus Hook, Pa. henamloab drugstore, wholesale agents. EVAN J. DAVIES. Livery and Undertaking No. 13 North Jardln St. rnim.-CHEnr-store, DEALER IN o Fruit, Confectionery, Cigars and Tobacco Wholesale and Retail. S9 Wft Contra Street PITHY P011US. Happenings Throughout the Country Cluonlclt.il for Hasty Perusal. There is $7,000 cash In l'ottsvlllo's borough treasury. Tho Laglo Iron Works at Tatnao.ua will ro- sumo shortly, employing twenty-five men. Homo 81 applicants for atlinMon to tho U. 3. A., appeared for Preliminary examination t tlio Fottsvlllo recruiting station yesterday fternojn. C. O. Burkert. Esa.. was elected solicitor for Ashland' Town Council. Every lawyer In tho town was a candidate. Yesterday Fetor J. Wcntzel. lato of Kutz- town, nnd his wlfo, nco Mrs. L. J, Wetzel, touk charge of tho Hotel Aihland, having bought out tho interests of N. T. Brludol. The borongh of DanVtlln will erect an elec. trie light plant in connection with its wator works. A shirt factory will locate at St. Clair. giving employment to thirty hands. lion. U. N. Brumm drops out of Congress to accept the Holicitorshlp of MInersville's Town Council. Burglars carried off 1250 worth of clothing from Shapiro Bros.' storo at Shauioklu aud left no clua. Mayor-elect Schandt. of Allentown. is sub jecting applicants for appointment on tie police iorco In that city to 120-yard sprinting test. Gcorgo DcJoaia, wanted In Tyrone to answer tho chargo of sleallng $2,500 worth of dry goods, was arrested by Chicago police ycsterilay, alter a desperate light. Mrs. U rllli tli?, wire of fire boss John Gil tilths, of Eltangowan colliery, who has bocn lying ill at hor homo In Lanigans, Is now Improving. Beprescntativo Guonthcr told a Tamaqua Courier reporter that under no circumstances would ho vote for Quay, notwithstanding rumors to tho contrary. Tnmaqua pays Its street hands $1,25 a day, Tho P. ib B. tracks between Locust Gap and Locust Summit Jiavo sunk several feet, causoci ny mine workings. Howard Kdmunds, of Tamanua, and Miss Clara Asburn, of St, Clair, will be married on tho 28th Inst. Shamokiti Is flooded with counterfeit silver dollar. They have tho weight and ring of the genuine, coin. At tho extreme age of 101 years, Mrs. Jacob Walter died yesterday in Claysburg, Blair county, and six great-great-grandchildren will act as pall bearers at her funeral. PARSNIP COMPLEXION. It does not require ati expert to detect the sufferer from kidney trouble. The hollow cheeks, the sunken eyes, the dark, puffy circles under the eyes, the sallow parsnip colored complexion indicates it. A physician would ask if you had rheuma tism, a dull pain or ache in the back or over the hips, stomach trouble, desire to urinate often, or a burning or scalding in passing it ; if after passing there is an unsatisfied feeling as if it must be at once repeated, or if the urine has a brick dust deposit or strong odor. When these symptoms are present, no time should be lost in removing the cause. Delay may lead to gravel, catarrh of the bladder, inflammation, causing stoppage, and sometimes requiring the drawing of the urine with Instruments, or may run into Bright's Disease, the most dangerous stage of kidney trouble. ' Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, the great dis covery of the eminent kidney and bladdei specialist, is a positive remedy for such dis eases. Its reputatiou is world-wide and it is so easy to get at any drug store that no one need suffer any length of lime for want of it. However, if you prefer to first test its wonderful merits, mention EVENING HERALD and write to Dr. Kilmer & Co.. Binghamton, N. Y., for a sample bottle and book telling all about it, both sent absolutely free by mail. Renovated, Refurnished, Re-established. Lakeside Hotel ! B. J. YOST, Prop. This popular hostelry is now open ior the entertainment of sleighing and skating parties. Dancing pavillion always heated. Excellent skating on the lakes, aud supper served to parlies on short notice, COLUMBIA BREWING COMPANY Brewers of the Finest arid Purest BEER, PORTER, ALE, WEISS BEER. Our products are seldom equalled and never surpassed. Private families supplied at short notice by our own special delivery. SOLOMON HAAK Agent for the Famous BERGNER & ENGEL Phila. Stock Ale," Sparkling Still Amber Ale, Bottled Pale Ale, B:own Stout, Half and Half, Beer and Porter. Also agent for the Famous L0RENZ SCHMIDT'S Mt. Carbon Beer, Porter and Lively Ales. A full line of the finest brands of Liquors, Wines, Cigars, &c. All orders left at Solomon Haak's, 116 South Main Street, Will receive prompt attention. rRABOWSKY HOTEL, M. GRAB0WSKY, Prop. 819 N, Centre 81 PotUvllle, Pa. Fine old Whiskeys, Gins and Wines, at the bar. A choice line of Cigar and Temper ance Drinks, Accommodation for travelers. Meals at all boa IS IT A TRIFLE ? THAT COMMON TROUBLE, ACID DYS PEPSIA OR SOUR STOMACH. Now Recognized as a Cause of Serious Disease. Acid dyspepsia, commonly called heart burn ur sour etomacb, Is a form of Indiges tion resulting from fermentation of the food. Tho stomach bolng too weak to digest it, tho food remains until ferraoutatlon begins, fill ing tho stomach with gas, and a bitter, sour, burning t.isto In the mouth la often present. This condition soon becomes chronic and bolng au every day occurence is given but little attention. Because dyspepsia Is not Immediately fatal, many people do nothing for the trouble. With lii a recent period a romedy has been discovered prepared solely to cure dyspepsia and stomach troubles. It Is known as Stuart's Dyspopsia Tablets and Is becoming rapidly used and prescribed as a radical cure for every form of dyspepsia. Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets have been placed before tho public and aro sold by all druggists for 50 cenU per package. It Is pro pared by the F. A. Stuart Co., Marshall, Mich., and while It prom ply and effectually restores a vigoroui digestion, at the same time Is perfectly harmlcssand will not injure tho most dellcato stomach, but on tho con trary by giving perfect digestion strengthens the stomach. Improves the appetite and makes llfo worth living. Send for free book on Stomach Diseases. She Wilted. It was nt a mntineo performance. A well known actor was annoyed by two young ladles behind hlra. One was toll ing the other that ho was a periodical visitor nt her home, while two other girls risked any number of Impudent questions about him. After tho performance tho actor approached the quartet and grasped tho talkative girl's hand, oxclnlmlng: "Why, Annie, how do you do? How is your niotherf" The girl was indignant or course, bnt ho kept on, nnd shoving several of his cards In her hand ho said: "Glvo tho girls ono of my cards, won't you, Annlo, and lntroduco mof" Tho girl saw the nnmo and wilted. Philadelphia Call. Do You Know Consumption Is preventable? Science has proven that, and also that neglect Is suicidal. Tho worst cold or cough can bo cured with Shlloh's Cough and Consumption Cure. Sold on positive guarantee for over fifty yonra. Sold by P.- D. Kirllu and a guarantee One Mnaetillne Trait. Gwllllams' Mrs. Bingo always strike me as being such a masculine woman, Mrs. Gwllllams Sho is. She can't stand tho least bit of pain without mak ing a big fuss over it. Chicago Tribune. Deafness Cannot be Cured by local applications, as they cannot rrach the diseased portion of the ear. There Is only one way to cure deafness, and that is by constitu tional remedies. Deafness is caused by an In flamed condition of the mucous lining ot the Eustachian Tube. When this tube gets inflamed you have a rumbling sound or Imperfect hear ing, and when it Is entirely closed deafness Is the result,aud unless the Inflammation can be aken out and this tnbe restored to its normal condition, hearing will be destroyed forever; nine cases out of ten are caused by catarrh, whlth ts nothing but an inflamed condition of tho mucous surfaces. Wo will give Ono Hundred Dollars for ony case of Deafness (caused by catarrh) that can not be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Segd for circulars, free. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O, Sold by Druggists, 75c. Hall's F..mlly Pills are the best. A holy llfo has a voice;' It speaks when the tongue is silent and Is either a con stant attraction or a perpetual reproof. lilnton. According to our Insanity returns, 18 lases in 1,000 are caused by love ailalrs. THIS QUIP OUUIS THAT DOIM CURE. Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablots romoves the cause that produces La Grippe. The genuine has L. B. Q. on each tablet. 85c. Special Excursion. Tho Pennsylvania Kailroad will run a special excursion to Washington, D. C, March 15. 1809, good to return until March 25th, 1899, incluslvo. Hound trip rate from Shenandoah will be $5.91. Time of trains made known later. Eldo trips to Old Point Comfort, Norfolk and Virginia Beach at re duced rates. For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of ANTS OF THE PHILIPPINES. Tlier Cun ISat Their War Into Houses Through Solid Timber. Professor Dean O. Worcester, In his book on "The Philippines and Their Peo pie," has this to say of the ants of the Islands: A countless horde ot tiny red ants in vadod our premises and refused to decamp. They tunneled Into our bread overnight and built nests there, biting our tongues when we attempted to eat It for breakfast. They crawled Into the sugar and died. making it necessary for us to skim out the floating corpses after sweetening our coffee. They particularly delighted in fresh meat and swarmed over it until it looked like a Bolld mass of ants. Not con tent with destroying our food, they at tacked our blrdsklns, which they seemed to find palatable in spite of the arsenlo with which they were poisoned. Having obtained a vsry valuable bird just at night, I suspended It by a string from tho center 01 the celling, thinking they surely would not una it tnere. The next morn lug it was completely stripped of feathers, We put the logs of our tables in dishes of wator. The ants built bridges. We sub' stltuted kerosene. They climbed up over neaa ana aroppea down. The white ants attack wood, paper, pasteboard, clothing, cordage In short, anything they can gnaw. They avoid the light, often eating their way Into a houso through solid timber, so that their pres enco is not suspected until one breaks through a floor board which they havo hollowed out or knocks down a bedpost with a mere touch. The creatures work with astonishing rapidity and will come through the floor and the bottom nf trunk, and reduce its contents to powder in a single mgnt. On our second visit to the archipelago we left a cart of our bagcaire at the J United States consulate In Manila. Re turning after a short absence we found that the white ants had eaten our chests until they had fallen to pieces of their own weight, liaa utterly destroyed our mowing, naa gnawed the nosteboArd boxes from our cartridges and tne sacks from our shot, hod ruined our cun wads, letter paper and books and even eaten tho strings out of tho beads intended for trado with the natives. VhtnidHii Torn. A T-onfrtlnmllat. who MVO 111 Perform- anco nt ono of tho varloty thentors had consldcrnblo mlsolilovous fun with his no oompllshmcnt during his stay In Washing ton. Ho was walking along Louisiana avenuo in front of tho cominlcslou housos olio nftcrnoon, whon he caught up with tho darky steward of ono of tho Dig hotels. Tho stownrd was packing a good sized turtlo along under his right arm. Tho ventriloquist pmldlcd nlong at n distanoo of ton feet or so behind tho steward, nnd thon ho throw his voice Into that of the turtlfl. "Looka-heah," tho turtlo apparently Mid to the steward, "whon is yo all a-gwlno t' drnp me, nlggum" The black stownrd shot a suuuon iook of fear at tho talking turtlo. "Vz a-gwlno t' drap yo' right licah," hoarsely whlspored tho steward, and ho did, and ho was shooting around tho cor nor of Elvonth street, making for the avenuo nt a dead run live seconds later. Washington Post. Bucklen's Arnica Salve. Thn Ix-xt. nalvn In the world for cuts. bruises, sores, nlccrs, salt rheam, fover soros, totter, chapped hands, chilblains, corns, and all skin eruptions, and positively cures piles, or iio pay required. It ts guaranteed to give porfoct satisfaction or mony rofnndod. Price 35 cents per box For salo by A. Waaler. Ilia Iroii Serre. "Wiggins has a wonderful control over his feelings." "Think so?" "Yos. I met him coming out of tho county treasurer's ofllco just nftor ho had paid his taxes, and no laughed nnuennttoa as If nothing Unusual had occurred." Ohio State Journal. No matter how long you have had the miffli! I fit, hasn't already devclonod Into consumption Dr. Wood's Norway Pine Syrup will cure It. lie tTnilcrNtonil. "Now, Johnnie, do you understand thoroughly why I am going to whip you?" 'Yes'm. You ro in a bad humor this morning nnd you'vo got to lick some ono before you feel batislled." Tit-lilts. A Good Thing For a Bad Cough What? Pan-Tina. 25c. At Gruhlcr Bro?., drug store. A I.O t N. A pew opener in England greatly as tonished a group of women who were constructing evergreen mottoes and wreaths for a Christmas celobrotion by announcing that she had found "a stray hen a-laylng In the pulpit." Their excite ment was calmed when she produced a largo green N which had "strayed" from some text or legend. New York Tribune It's Winning Hew Friends Dally. What? Pan-Tina for coughs and colds. At Q rubier Bros., drug store. Proper Iteaentluciit. 'No. Miss Petherbrldgo," said the young man, folding his arms and looking sternly at her, 'you can't bo a 'sister to mo.' If I'm not good enough to got Into your family, you can't get into mine." Baring which, and ploklug up his hat and gloves, ho walked away with his head held stiffly erect. Chicago Tribune. On Every Bottle Of Shlloh's Consumption Cure is this guar antee : "All we ask of you is to uso two thirds of the contents of this bottle faith fully, . thon if you can say you are not benefited return the bottle to your druggist and he may refund the price paid." Price 25 cts., 50 cts. and tl.OO. Sold by P. D, Kirllu and a guarantee Mixed. . An Inducement to return property is offered ns follows: "If tho gentleman who keeps the shoe store with a red head will return the umbrella of a young lady with whalebone ribs and an iron handle to tho slate roofed grocer's shop, ho will hear of something to his advantage, as the samo is a gift of a deceased mother now no mora with the name engraved upon It." Ex change The Homeliest Man In Shenandoah As well as the handsomest, and others are invited to call on any druggist and get free a trial bottle of Kemp's Balsam for the Throat and Lungs, a remedy that is guaranteed to cure and relieve all Chronic aud Acute Coughs, Asthma, Bronchitis and Consump ion. Price 25c and 50c. Oindlnl Indies and Title. Ofllclal ladles hero aro ns fond of titles as Chicago heiresses. A title gives tho right to embroider a coronet on the body Unon, It is plon6ant In a railway train to pour scent on a coroneted pocket hand kerohlof. La Mareohalo Nlel thought so. I dare say, In the summer of 1859. Her husband escaped tho carnage of ono ot the battles fought that year In Lombardy. lie also assured, against heavy odds and tho terrlblo blunders of tho general stall, viotory to tho French. His wife was with him when his marshal's baton was brought in with a letter from Napoleon III. Nlel thought Mine. Nlol would have molted Into tears from joy. Instead of that tho corners of her mouth fell. "You are marshal, you aro," she said. "That does not make me duchess." London Truth. Oh, the Pain of Rheumatism! Rheumatism often oausns thnmnit. In tens suffering. Many havo for years vainly sought relief from this disabling disease, and are to-day worse off than t. 11 . 1 , , oyi. imouiuoHJin is a Dioou disease, and flwift'a Rnooliln la (liannln,..a cause it is the only remedy whioh can md.L aiifli, ,1 a i .11. A few Tears aero I wAti tftVAn with (nA.mm.. tory Bheumatlsm, whioh became so Intense " - Tctju unanie 10 wail., i irleu several prominent nhrsl- clans and took their treat ment faithfully, but was unable to get the slight est relief. In f not, my con. dltlon seemed to grow worse, the disease spread V.Ca aijrau.4(0 PUUJT,4ina J J from November to Unn.ii I suffered agony. I triad many patent medicines, uu. uuuv acucveu me. upon ins aavioe oi ..Inn A T .,......, .1 . S. a. S. Before allowing m to take It, how- rver, my guardian, who was a chemist, ana yzed the remedy, and pronounced It free of &tash or mercury. 1 left so muoh better after Icing two bottles, that I continued the rem edy, and In two months I was cured completely. The oure was permanent, for I have never slnc hfi a biiiah I'l,a..l.. ....... 1. . .. fcaaus vauunu M UALUJI UI.U COlll Wv.lDtT. . . Elbanob m. Tirritx, 8711 Fowelton Avenuo, Philadelphia. Don't suffer longer with Rheumatism Throw nsido your oils and liniments, m Hmaa ang.a ... a - . . f they can not reach your trouble. Don't experiment with doctors their potaBh -43uu4jf win ouu bu your uisaDU1 ity and completely destroy your digos tion. S.S.S.Blood t,h uanouuy aim permanently. It Is guaranteed purely vegetable, and oontains no notash. marnnnr .i Miss Sadie Wertliciill. age 14, of Tole do, O, was the wiuuerof Uicrs prize for execution on the vio'.m at tbt- ltrussels Conservatory ol mnfic. Oer.ua i critics -jjg;. s.iybiie isa won- is the greatest (iistitictio"tobe first iu n-y-lliing. ortL!s in "taleiuensliip literature, ath letics, science n.i.lnt-f .tia.tintl.1 ..test efforts. WashiiUitou' was id to bo' i: tinvir. first iu tience and Crt in tl.a b .rts oi bis countrymen." It isngredtt .liigto he first, l.'otliing is of uorevalue to mankind and brings grcat- :r Happiness tlicm u good remedy. Many hitips will rriieve but the one that will v.r-Msbest. Brazilian Balm la r.ucltarem. ;ly. Tens of thousands have found that i'. la Ihetwv thluir Hint would cure Ca tarrh and Asthma. PorlSyrs. it has nev er fai'ediuasiiigle case to cure Asthma, ma its record lias been as wonderful in Catarrh. Cases that had, to all appearan ces, run into Consumption, or where the nostrils were entirely stopped upor where the poisonous pus had eatcu holes iuto the throat an inch deep, or where the stomacu itadDecome ulcerated aud raw from swallowing the germ-ladeu matter, were all permanently cured. Such a rec ord, unknown to auv other remedy, just ly entitles the Brazilian Balm to the first place in the regard of the American peo ple. There are 20,000,000 Catarrh victims nud countless Asthma sufferers in this country, all of whom can be cured with Brazilian Balm. A f 1.00 bottle of Brazil ian Balm contains a mouth's treatment for catarrh or asthma, and for 6 mouths we will wrap with ench 1.00 bottle a month's treatment of Toxicola Tablets, free. Toxicola is the best tonic and nerve and strength builder known to science. This is the greatest offer ever made. Ask your druggist and take no substitute. B. P. Jackson & Co., Mfg. Chemist", India napolis, Ind. SHENANDOAH DRUG STORE, Wholesale Agents, Philadelphia & Reading R'y- Engines Burn Hard Goal Ho Smoke. IN EFFECT NOVEMBER 20. 1898. Trains leave Shenandoah as follows 1 For Now York via Philadelphia, week days. 2 10, S 88, 7 80, 8 S3 a. m., 12 26, 8 09 and 6 09 p. m. For new YorK via xuaucn ununx, weoK uays 7 80 a. m., 12 20 and 8 09 p. m. Fnr Rendlnir And Philadelphia, week days. 210,033,780. OSS a.m., 11:20, 8 0'J and 8 09p.ro. For ronsvuie, wec days, isa, voo a. m. 12 26, a 09, 0 09 and 7 SO p. m. For Tamanua and Mahaooy City, week days. f 30, 9 55 a. ro 12 20, 8 09 and 000 p. ro. For wunaiPHporl, BuuDury anci lvewisrjurg, week days. 11 82 a. m.. 12 26, 7 SO p. m ForMnhanox Plane, weekdays. 2 10. 8 27. 8 83. 1 80. 9 55, 11 82 a. m., 12 26, 3 09, 6 09, 7 33, 9 SO p. m. trot Asmanci ana anarooKin, ween unye, i ov, 1182 a. m., 12 20, 8 09,6 07, 72S and 55p. m. 17,. - T7 .. 1 .1 ... ...... ... ., .1 ),. U',..t rla a u uni.lliiuic, I, caguiliicav.. aai.taauw ifawa . I. I. I 1 1 t 1 1. . . . I .. 1 ...... . Uaa.)t.,n u.uv, x.. a V , , .uiuu.u .iniito ib. . ..... Terminal, Philadelphia. (P. It It. D X.) at 8 20, oa, u zo a. m., s iu anu vf. p. La,, ounuayn, 1 20, 7 00, 11 26 a. m., 8 it and 7 27 p. m. Addi tional trains from Twenty-fourth and Chest nut ntreeta station, week days, 10 80 a. ni. 12 20 19 It 8 40 p.m. Sundays, 1 85, 8 28 p. m. TRAINS FOR SHENANDOAH. T - VT -r , T 1. i . a. .1 1 a . U I 1 iauiyo now iuik vim x uiiauciiiuni ncva. days, 12 IS, 1 80, 8 00, 11 80 a. m., and 1 45, 4 8, 9 00 p.m. Leave New Vorlc via Mauch Chunk, k days, 4 80. 9 10 a. m., 1 80 p. m, Leave-Philadelphia, Reading Terminal, wei k days, 8 40, 86, 10 21 a. m. and 186,. 4 06, 6 Sc. ll i. m. laCave iceamng, wecrc aays, l, 'l uu, lur , . ni., 12 IS, 4 17, 6 00, 8 26 p. m. Leave Pottaville. wees days. 7 17, 7 40 a. m. 12 80, 1 20, 4 30, 6 10 and 0 50 p. m. Leave Tamaqua, week days, 3 18, 8 86, 11 SS a. in., 1 49, 5 66, 7 20, 9 41 p. m. Leave Mahanoy City, week days, 3 45, 9 05, 11 51 a. m., 2 22, S 25, 6 24, 7 44, 10 08 p. m Leave Mahanoy Plane, week days, 2 40, 4 00 ' .80. 922 1023.1200, a. m 2 89, 5 86, 6 42. 768' 10 21 p m. Leave Wllliamgport, week days, 7 42, 1000 n 12 84 and 4 00. 11 80 p. m. ATLANTIC CITY DIVISION, Leave Philadelphia Chestnut ttreet warf and South street wharf for Atlantic City. Weekdays Express, 9 00, a. to., 2 00, 4 00, 5 00 p.m. Acaommodatlon, 8 00 am., 6 80pm Sundays Express, 9 00, 10 00 am Accommoda tion, 8 00 a tn, 4 45 p. m. . Returning ieave Atlantlo City depot, comer Atlantic and Arkansas avenues. Weekdays Express, 7 85, 9 00, a. m., 8 80, 6 SO p m. Accommodation, 8 15 a. m. 4 05 p. m. Sundays Express, 4 00, 7 80 p. m. Accommoda tlon, 7 15 a. m., 4 15 p. ro. For Cape May, Sea Isle City and Ocean City Weekdays 9 00 a m, additional for Cape May, 1 IS p m., for Sea Isle City, 8 00 p m., for Ocean City, 4 15, 5 00 p ra, Sundays, Chestnut street 9 15 a m., South street, 9 00 a. m. Parlor Can on all exprens trains. For further information, apply to nearest Philadelphia and Reading Railway ticket agent or address (. A. SWEIGARD, EDSOH J. WEEKS. Oen'l Sunt., Oen'l PasVr Afft., Head Ins- Terminal, PMUrinlohla. IN EFFECT FEBRUARY 8. 1899. Passenger trains leave Shenandoah for Penn Haven Junction, Mauch Chunk, Lchlghton, Slatlngton, White Hall, Catasauqua, Allentown, llcthlehem, Boston New York and Philadelphia at S 28, 7 49 a. m.. 12 58 and 5 14 p. m. For Wllkesbarre, White Haven and Plttston, 1 28, 10 13 a. in.. 12 68 and 6 14 p. m. For Laceyvlllc, Towanda, Soyre, Waverly, Ulinlra, Rochester; Buffalo, Niagara Falls, Auburn, Syracuse, Ithaca, Geneva and the West, 10 13 a. ra., 12 88 and 3 14 p. m. For Relvldere, Delaware Water Gap and Strouilsburg, S 28 a. ru 5 14 p. in. For Lambcrtvllle and Trenton, 7 49 a. m. For Jeanesvllle, Levlston and Beaver Meadow, 3 28 a. in., 1258 p. m. For McAdoo, Audenried, Ilazlcton, Stockton and Lumber Yard, 6 28, 7 49, 10 13 a.m., 12 58 and 5 14 p. m. For Jeddo, Drlfton and Frecland, 5 28, 10 13 a, m., S 14 p. ra. For Scrnnton, 8 28. 10 13 a. m., 8 14 p. m. For Lost Creek, Glrardvllle, and Ashland, 4 00, and 7 27 p. m. For Raven Run, Ccntralla, Mount Carmel and Shumokln, 10 58 a. m., 1 42, 0 07, 9 23 p. m. For Mahanoy City, Park Place and Delano, 28, 7 49, 10 13 a. m., and 12 68, 5 14 p. m. For Yatesville, 8 28, 10 13 a. m. Trains will leave Shamokln at 7 00, 9 20 a. in., 12 10 and 4 20 p. in., and arrive at Shenandoah at 7 49, 10 13 a. in., 12 58, 8 14 p. in. Leave Shenandoah for Pottaville, St. Clair. Newcastle, Morea and New Roston, 7 49 aim 10 13 a. in , and 12 88 p, m. Leave Pottaville for Shenandoah, 9 45 a in., 12 S3, 603, 8 15 p. m. Leave Hazleton for Shenandoah, 10 00 a.m. 12 48, 8 09, 6 26, 8 82 p. m. SUNDAY TRAINS. Trains leave for Haven Run, Centralla, Mt, Carmel and Shamokln, 9 46 a. m., 7 21 p. m., Trains leave Shamokln for Shenandoah at 8 50 a. in., and S S3 p. m. Leave Shenandoah for Yatesville, Malianoy City, Park Place, Delano, McAdoo, Audenried, Hazleton, Stockton, Lumber YarH, Weatherly and Mauch Chunk, 9 47 a in., and 6 B2 p. in. For Lchlghton, Slatlngton, Catasauqua. White Hall, Conluy, Allentown, Huston unci Phllllps burg, 9 47 a. in., and 6 82 p, m. For New York nnd Philadelphia, 9 47 o. m, Leave Hazleton for Shenandoah, 8 60, a. in., and 0 27 p. in. M. R. CUTTER, Supt. Transportation, South Bethlehem, Pa. ROLUN II. WILBUR, Oenl. Supt., South Bethlehem, Pa. CHARLES S. LEE, Oenl. Pass. Aid.. New York, N. Y. A. W. NONNEMACHER, Dlv. P. A., South Uethlehem, Pa, nil. ions of Dollars Gonplnsmoko -ivory year. Takoio risks bnt got your houses, slock, fn -niture, etc., insured in nrst-class re liable companies as represented by DAVID FAUST, .lsra"ccT A,f! '120 South Jardln 81 AlifLlttandAccldsnU! ompanlsi tilt IV -TV 4 f si