F.inimi. -.., !,.g...lWT-rT.r-TTT, It's of Interest to Our Readers Be cause It Refers to Shenan doah Readers. It's astonishing liow good hewn will fprcad, From every ward mid street wo licar of eur people talking about tlio workings of tho lltllo conqueror. Merit and lionoral1 methods rccclvo their Just reward. So many cases are cropping up that It la next to Im possible to Investigate them all, but wo havo taken a few In hand and glvon them pub licity for tho benoftt of our readers. Our representative obtained tho following farts In a personal lutorvlcw. They are truo in every particular, and no stronger evidence cnu bo obtained than homo endorsement. Mr. John 1). llnghes, of 213 Market street, miner, says : "I havo been In Shenandoah for twenty-eight years. My son and "l con tract In taking out coal. Vor yean I havo been troubled with my back and kidneys, had both a pain and lameness n"cros. my loins, and In the small of my bud . Well, this botlieied mo very much, sometimes being worso than others. I was Indu.ed to try Doan's Kldnoy Pills and procured them from Klrlln's drug storo. I derived great benefit from them for they corrected tho kidneys and slnco taking them I have had no troublo with tho kidney secretions and I havo been free from pain. Doau's Kidney Pills took out tho lameness across mo, and I know that they aie a reliable kidney remedy." Doan's Kidney Pills for salo by all dealers. Price 50 cents. Mailed by Foster-Mllburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y solo agents for tho U. 8. Kemombor tho namo Doan's and take no other. Wear .ROYAL WORCESTER CORSETS. Perfect Fitting. TOR BALK BY LEADINO DEALERS. ST. NICHOLAS MAGAZINE CONDUCTED BY MAKY MA PES DODGK, This macazlno for boys and cirls ta withont a rival in Its field. Tho features for tho coming year will gain for It a host of new friends. A few lead ins: attractions are : A New Henty Story, THE SOLE SURVIVORS, By G. A. Henty, This Is a tale of early American history, by tho favorite story-teller of American and ISng- usn Doys. TRINITY BELLS, By Amelia E. Barr. A delightful historical romance for cirls. deal ing with life In Old New York, and written by one of the most spirited nnd conscientious American authors. A STORY FOR GIRLS, By Laura B. Richards. No writer is more welcome to tho young: folk oi to-day titan tuo numor oc (Jiipiam Janu ary," and this Is one of her best efforts. BRIGHT SIDES OF HISTORY, By E. H. House. A scries of amusing episodes of history, ancient anu modern, toiu in an entertaining way. it will awaaen n now interest in mis im portant branch of study. Mrs. C. D. Slgsbee, the wife of tho captain of tho battle-shin Maine, will write about "Pets Afloat." Alan onntrllintlnnq from Mrs. Burton Harrl' son, Clara Morris, Qelett Burgess, Lloyd Osbourne, Lt. Endicott, Fomtney uigeiow, 1.1. reary, etc., etc. Every household with children should have St. Nicholas. $3.00 a Year. 25 cents a number. THE CENTURY CO., NEW YORK. Pilsner Beer. Needs no recommendation. Put up in bottles for family use and delivered at your home. Draught Beer Is drank by the majority of beer drinkers. They are good authority on which is best. Christ. J :hmidt, Agent and Bottler, 203 W. Coal Street SHENANDOAH - PA EVAN J. DAVIES. Livery and Undertaking, Nn n Nnrth .lardln ?t. nilllonsof Dollars Go up In sraokt. every year. Take no risks but got your nouses, stock, mr nlture, etc., Insurod in first-class ro Uable companies as represented by DAVIft FAUST insurance Ag;ent Alan TsW nd ArMkt' JVmnnfM illicit urtltrn fur om- hanlr Nurtftiry Btock. Kxrwiibas DY THE CHASE NURSERIES mi njr7 fcu tnoakt leaviufl home, or coir 111 Union to lo cat airenta. Vi nn.uni L- Vlofitient. Tlia bualitdae ea.ny idimA.adarMl Til It.lJ. (Ill AUK ! DREAD TO SAVfe FROM DRdWNiNO. A SupurntlUo.t i'lint PrtHWlU II fn ciien Tliitt Could lie Miutp I'.iixlly. A stroiiR nn(linthy 01100 prevailed to rcsono n drowning mnn, tliu lilcn bolnu; Hint tlio person wived would sooner or Inter do some sort of Injury to tlio mnn who preserved his life. Sir Wnltcr Soott, In "Tlio l'lrnto," tells how Dryco, tlio peddler, refused to help Mordnunt snvo tlio Rlilpwrookcd Bailor from drowning nnd oven romonstrntod with litm on tho rash 11033 of audi a deed. "Aro you mnd," unld tlio pcddlor, "you that hnvo lived mo Ihiir In Zotliiml, to risk tlio biivIiik of a drowning inniif Wot yo not, If yo brliiK littn to life ntr.ln, ho will ho atiro to do you somo Inluryf" Thin prejudice, which wns deeply rooted among our hoiikoIiib comiiiiiiilty In many parts of tlio country, existed not vory long ugo In Cornwall. It Is found, too, nmong French sullors and tho boatmen of tlio Danube nnd Is widely oredlted In Hussln. Mr. Iiarry In his "Ivan at Homo' ' gives a striking Instance of tho ropugnanco of tho ilusslans to caving Ilfo from drowning. Quo uny a drunken man walked Into tho water and disappeared. A number of spec tators stood by nnd gazed on tho sceno with tho utmost IndllToroiico, but no 0110 tried to rescue him, A court of Inquiry was hold, hut as on ozamlnntlon no cross was found on his neck a verdict wns quickly agreed upon by tho villagers, who declared that tho man was "drowned bo- oauso ho had no cross upon his nook." Tho Uohotnlnu UsJiorman shrinks from snatching a drowning man from tho wa ters, fearing that tho water demon will take away his luok In Ashing and drown him nt the first opportunity. This Is n lingering survival of tho ancient signifi cance of this superstition, tho explanation being that tho water spirit Is naturally angry nt being dospolled of his victim and henceforth bears a speolal grudge against tho unlucky person who has dared to frustrate him. Thus when somo ono Is drowned In Germany the remark Is mado, "Tho rlvor spirit olnlms his yearly sacri fice," or "Tho nix hos tokon him." Out of Kurnpo also tho accidental drowning of a ponon Is attributed to a similar seizure, nnd tho Slamcso dreads tho Pnuk, or water spirit, that seizes bathors and drags them under to his dwelling. Tho Sioux Indians havo a sim ilar fancy and toll how men havo boon drowned by Unk-Taho, tho water monster. For tho. namo reason, lt appears, tho Knmtachadales, far from helping a man out of tho water, would drown him by foroo. If reeoued by any chanco, no 0110 would receive him into hla houso or give him food. The Chlneso reluctance to save a man from drowning nrlsos from qulto a differ ent belief, it being supposed that tho spirit of a person who has met his death In this way continues to lilt along the surface of tho water until lt has oausod by drowning tho death of a fellow creature. A China man therefore who attempts to rescuo an other from drowning Is consldored to in our the hatred of tho unoasy spirit, which is desirous, oven at tho oxpenseof a man's life, to escape from Its wanderings. Bos ton Qlobo. I . . The Sure La Grippe Cure. There Is no use suffering from this dreadful malady.if you will only get the right remedy. You are having pain all through your body, your livor is out of order, havo no appetite, no life or ambition, have a bad cold, in fact aro completely used up. Electric Bitters Is the only remedy that will give you prompt and sure relief. Thoy act directly on your Liver, Stomach and Kidneys, tone up the whole system and make you feeljike a new being. They are guaranteed to cure or price refunded. For sale at A. Wasley's Drug Store, only 60 cents per bottle. Army Doilci'oiioy Hill 1n tlio Sonnto. Washington, Dee. 15. Senator Hale yesterday reported the army deficiency bill. The most Important amendments are the $3,000,000 contingency appro priation for the war and the same amount for the navy, to be expended under the direction of the president. For the signal corps, $35,000 Increase. Pontoon trains, engineer department, $30,000; asnlstants In engineer depart ment, $30,000. The balance of the $50, 000,000 defense fund Is to be contin ued until six months after Jan. 1. Some Foolish People Allow a cough to run until it gets beyond the' reach of medicine. They often say, "Oh, it will wear away," but in most cases it will wear them away. Could they be induced to try the successful medicine called Kemp's Balsam, which is sold on a positive guarantee to cure, they would immediately see the ex cellent eflect after taking the first dose. Trice 25c. and 50c. Trial size free. At all drug' gists. A I'otAilIit Selioinn'lii Knn-sas. Topeka. Kan., Dpc. 15. Governor tweedy Issued a call this morning for a ipccSM "epslon of tne legislature to kieet next week. This course was de eded upon last night after a conference of Populist leaders, who desire to enact teveral Populist measures Into law be- re the Inauguration of the Itepubll an legislature elected in November. Burdock Blood Bitters gives a man a clear head, an actlvo brain, a strong, vigorous Tjoojr lu-kc bin-It for tho battle of life. Dr. Tackson noints to the startling fact that there are now ZO mtllioi: Catarrh victims in this country and the number rapidly increasing. It has already become the National Disease. Are we to become a nation of Catarrhltes? It looks like it. The Aboriginal Indians are said not to have known tne disease, anai proves 11 is nut canseu bv our climate ana must nave ocea imporicu. Its growth was slow but persistent. Forty years ago there were less than 40,000 cases in the U. a, to-day there are 20 million, goon there will be SO million. Where Is It to end shall we not awake till lt has fastened Its fane: on every man, woman and child la the laud) How shall we prevent It unless we take lmmtd late and vigorous steus to stamp out the plague This putrid disease knows no sex, no class, m station. It is everywhere. A germ (microbe disease It spreads by contagion. The carior 1,ri-nth nnd exnectoraflem of the Door victim arc loaded witn tuese microDes. umcrs urcuuunca. iu, they nnd lodgement ana never release ineir noia till tne victim lies uuwn iu uwiu, every microbe Is killed. Dut can they be killed lit tint l,v nuv "ttlnod medicine." No Ca tarrh germ was ever found iu the blood. Thi trouble Is local and must be treated locally. A i.,iMm tins hen discovered that is sure dealt tr ih t-ntnrrh microbe, maklntr a radical auc nermaneut cure. It Is Brazilian Halm. It bat cured tens of thousands in the past 15 years. I ...,- nit tin. trnnhlea caused bv Catarrh as Bore Throat, Old Coughs, Bronchitis, Aslhmi and luug trouuics. lac BwaimmuK ul, f.nr.i. ..... maVM ii RinniAch raw and ulcer nK. iirnnun itnim soon makesarodlca' mr-'of the stomach and alimentary canal. II is the cheapest remedy on the market, a $1.0( bottle containing a whole month's treatment a on ..ffrr with fiitnrrh and Asthma hnvt run-down systems we will till January next pul a month's treatment 01 joxicuiu ' , 1.. .ii. 1 on linttli- nt llrazlliau Halm This Is the best Tonic aud nerve nnd sirens'11 builder known. You get an lor i.uo, uuu,u Ireatment ol both. Now Is the time to trea' your Catarrh. Do not delay. AK your oruKXis and take 110 substitute. If he will not get ;l scud direct to us. 3. V. Jacksom t-o., n Chemists, Indianapolis, Ind. SrJHNANJf;(fbKl3asTORE,? '"whole5aIe AgenUi tTiMitmiiiiiiiiiiiiitiiiiniiiiiiiiiiiiiitmiiiiiiiiitiiitiiifi m J5V7cfic(abcPrcpararionror As similating ihtfToodandRcgula Ung tlicStQiMclis aniiBowcls of PromotosDigcsllon.Clrccirul ncss andRcstContalns ncilhcr OpmmIorphinO norlCiieral. NotNahcotic. Jlnill Stft Jipjvmunt im OaionatiStJa HLm Seed - A perfect ncmcdy forConstipa lion.SourSlomach.Diarrhoca, Worms .Convulsions Jcvcrish tiess andLoss OF SLEEP. TAtSimllo Signature of NEW "YORK. exact copr or wraepeh. WHEN 1 N DOUBT, TRY STRONG AGAIN! vigor to the whole being. All drains and losies are checked are proper. Y cured, their condition often worrlei them Into Tnai Mailed sealed. Price It per box: 6 boxes, For Sale at KIIUIN'S Drufr A HAND SAW IS A GOOD . SHAVE WITH." SAPOLIO IS THE PROPER THING FOR HOUSE-CLEANING. nfr CKT 1 A5 ML JI5 JliElOh PhIOS Fold purcnooes of So or mero will be oent FI?PG!ST PREPASD to any rallioad b'atlon In MAINE, NEW HAMPSHIRE, VEH.'OHT, MASSACHUSETTS, RHODE IS LAND, COW1ECTICUT NEW YORK, PEKWSYLVANIA, nnd NEW JERSEY. Jfeetfneatthefounfoiq. WASHINGTON. HOLIDAY TOUB VIA PENNSYLVANIA RAIL ROAD. December 27 is tbo ilato selected for tho Porsonally-Comlucted Holiday Tour of the Pennsylvania Kallroad to Washington. This tour will covor a period of thrco days, afford ing amplo time to visit all the principal points of Interest at the National Capital, in cluding the Congressional Library and the now Corcoran Art Gallery. Eound-trlp rate, covering all necessary' expenses for the entire time absent, transportation, hotel accom modations, guides, &c, $14,50 from Now York, f 13,50 from Trenton, aud $ 11.50 from Philadelphia. Proportionate rates from other points. SPECIAL TEACHERS' TOUR. A special teachers' tour, identical with the above, will be run on the same date. Tickets for this tour, covering all necessary expenses, including accommodations at tho National Hotel, Willards Hotel, or the Hotol ltegent, $2.00 less than rates quoted abovo. Side trip to Mount Vernon aud admission to the grounds, fifty cents additional. Side trip to Old Point Comfort, returning via the Capo Charles route until January 1, fi.00 add! tlonal. For Itineraries and full nformation apply to ticket agents j Tourist Agent, 1100 Broad way, Now York j or address Geo. W. Boyd, Assistant General Passenger Agent, Broad street station, Philadelphia. Do You Know Consumption is preventable? Science has proven that, and also that neglect is suicidal. The worst cold or cough can be cured wttn Shlloh's Cough and Consumption Cure. Sold on positive guarantee for ovor fifty years. Sold by P. D. Klrlln and a guarantee Will You Winter In Florida 1 This will lo tho greatest season Florida lias had for years. You ought to go and go vU tlio Southern Hallway. Its the best route. If you will write John II. Beall, District Passenger Agent, BS8 Chestnut street, Philadelphia, Pu., he will arrange all tho details of your trip for you. Tell Your Sister A beautiful complexion is an Impossibility without good pure blood, tho sort that only exists in connection with the good digestion, a healthy liver and bowels. Karl's Clover Root' Tea act i d(roctly on the bowels, liver Bnd kidneys keeping them In peuect health. Prlio 25'cts. and BOcta. Sold by P. D. Klrlln and a guarantee, .'Aikiyourigrocefof 't"8 MRoy-l Pjtent flour, and tako no other brand. It Is the est flour in&de. GASTORIA For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the The Kind You Have Always Bought. GASTORIA THE CENTAUR COMPANY NEW VOrIK CITY. aev ncl have cured thousands cases of Nervous Diseases, such as uebtmy, Uizziness.bleepless ness and Varicocele, Atrophy.&c They clear the brain, streogthca the circulation, make digestion letTect, and impart a heilthy rmantMtiv. Unless uatlents with Ironclad I teal guarantee to cure orrefnnrllka nsanity, consumption or ueain. Store, Shenandoah, Pa. THING. BUT NOT TO Vit Philadelphia & Reading Railway Engines Burn Hard Coal No Smoke IN KKKEOT NOVEMBEIt 20, 1893. Trains leave Shenandoah as follows : For New York via Philadelphia, week days, 2 10, 5 33, 7 80, 9 55 a. m., 12 26, 3 C9 and 6 09 p. tn. For New York via Mauch Chunk, week days. 7 30 a. m.. 12 20 and 3 09 D. m. For Heading and Philadelphia, week days, z 10, o 38, 7 no. v oo a.m., iz zu, a ana o w p. in, For Pottsvllle, week days, 7 80, 9 55 a. m., 12 20, S 09, B 09 and T 30 p. m. For Taraaqua and Mahanoy Oily, week days 7 30, 9 55 a. m., 12 20,8 09 and 609 p. m. For Williamflport, Sunbury and lewlsburg, week days, 11 82 a. m.. 12 26, 7 80 p. m lr .. . i ii i i n i n n nt . HJ 7 30,9 55.1182 a.m.. 12 26. 8 09. 6 09, 7 3J, 9 56 p. m. For Ashland and Shamokln, week days, 7 30, 1182 a. m.. 12 26. 3 09.S07. 7 25 and 355 p. m. For Baltimore, Washington and the Went via 11. .to. It. It., through trains les-i Heading Terminal, l'hi adelnhla. (P. A lt. It JU hi 8 20. 7 55,1126 a. m 8 10 and 7.27 p. t. Bundays, 8 20, 7 00, 11 26 a. m., 3 46 and 7 27 p. m. Addi tional trains from Twenty-fourth and Chest qui streets station, wees: uays, iu ttu a. m. is m. 12 16 8 40 p.m. Bundays, 1 85, 8 23 p. m. TltAINS FOU SHENANDOAH, , jjvavo upw ... a. via rmiBumuuin, hcck T lit -IT I- I III.... .1 !.... I. . onj ' Leave New York via Maucu Chunk, week days, i 80. 9 10 a. m 1 80 p. m. Leave Philadelphia. Iteadlne Terminal, week days, 3 40,888, 10 21 a. m. aud 136, 4 06, 6 86. U 36 p.m. Leave Ko&aiiig, week days, 1 37( 7 DO, 10 OS, a, in., n io, , o w, o'm p. m. Leave Pottsvlile, wees: days, 7 17, 7 40 a. 12 80, 1 20, 4 30, 6 10 and 6 50 p. m. Leave Taraaqua, week days, 3 18, 8 86, 11 23 a. iu.. 1 49. D 56, 7 20. 9 41 n. m. Leave Mahanoy City, week days, 8 45, 9 05, 11 oi b. in., a it u o si, i it, iu ua p, m Leave Mahanoy Plane, week days. 2 40. 4 03. 680. 9 22.10 23, 12 00, a. tn., 289, 586,642 Jl8, lu.ipui. Leave tVUIlanisport, week days, 7 42, 10 00 oi.. 12 31 and 4 00. 11 30 p. m. ATLANTIC CITY DIVISION, i.eave Philadelphia Chestnut street warf and noutu street wlinil lor Atlantic City. . Weekdays Kinross. 9 00. a. in.. 2 00. 4 00. 500 p.m. Acoouiwodatlon. 8 00 ara..030nm Hundaya Eipress, 900, 1000 a m Accommoda tion, 8 00 a in, 4 45 p. m. lteturnlng leave AtlAntlo City depot, corner Atlantic and Arkansas avenue. Weekdays Eipress, 7 8S, 9 00, a m.. 8 80, 5 80 p in. AocouimiKiution. on a, m, 4 uo p. tn. rlundaya Kxprens. 1 00, 7 DO p. m. Accommoda tlon. 7 IS a. in.. 4 n n. m FW Cope May, Sea Islo City and Ocean City Weekdays 9 00 n m, additional for Capo May, 4 IS p in., for Ben Isle Clt , SCO p in., for Ocean City, 4 IS, a 00 p in. Holidays, Chestnut street V is a nr., Houlli street, v uo a. m. Parlor Cars on all express trains. Kor further Information, annlv to nearest Philadelphia and Heading lull way ticket agent orauorens I A U.ii,,. , I.iijiim T Wvwvfl Oeu'l Bu'pt., 0-n'! Vasn'r Agt., iieaaiuK temiDai,-xtiiiaaejpnia. 6 Tho Rosv Freshness And a velvet softness of tha akin Is inva riably obtained by thori who use 1'ozzoHi'a uompiexiou "nuncr, Signature Kw x ft' W Ah SIXTH AVC VaV IBtJl4 lSIH.Ta. &l unjoin AN UNEQUAL CONTEST A CUR DOG AGAINST A BADGER A GREAT BATTLE. IN The ICInil of Kim. Importi-it Trout Tempi, With Wlilfh (lie Ciiiideleiice- linn Itilialilliiiitn nf Mexico Aniline Tliclimelt e lit Tlmeil. "Thcro Is soinothliiB whlcli I hnvo long been wishing to toll you," writes n young gpntloinnn who Is now nt Hildy, N. M., "but bomohow I novor succeeded In trans porting myself Into tho right humor to do so. This win a description of one of tho principal nnd most onioyiiblo pastimes of tho Kddy people. Tho folks hero have various ways to lioguno tno monotony. Thoy hnvo Unnccs, amateur tnentricnis, hunting parties and badger lights, Badger lights I Oh, what mortal nnguishhas been caused by these cruel, cruel badger lights I They nro of Texan origin, but aro now praotlcod all ovor tho southwest. "1 Had boon lieru nuout a wook wnen 1 noticed ono duy all the factory hands grouping togother und talking about a magnificent badger that n cow puncher, as cowboys aro colled here, bad brought to town. There wns to bo a badger light that night. A dog was to light him to n finish. Bets woro given and takon, bomohad seen tho badger, and all know tho dog whlcli was to fight him. I do not llko bloody spectacles nnd deolded not to go, but heav en willed lt othorwlso. "On my way homo from work every body on tho streets nppeared to bo spook ing about nnd betting on tha badger light. People had oomo In from tho country to seo lt. Ono man was pointed out to mo ns having bet ns much as $100 on tho light. High botsworo transacted In my presence. I decided to seo that fight, Two of my frlonds enmo to my room aftor supper and lnvltod mo to accompany them to tho fight. When wo got down stairs, I nnticod the wholo veranda of the hotel crowdeil with a bolstorous, brawling, betting, disputing, turbulent multitude. "When wo left, this entire multitude filed after us. Shopkeepers lolt their shops tn their shirt sleuvos to join tho procession. In thrco blocks tbo procession behind mo had doubled In volume. I begnn growing excited nnd believe. I should havo bet had somo ono olloral to do so with mo. Whon wo arrived at tho arena, a largo crowd wns already waiting. Bottlng now went on with fovorlsh excitement. I had lost track of my friends In the uproar and therefore, stood nsldo to contemplate, tho scene. "The crowd hnd orranged ltsolf In a clr olo with a largo open spaco In the center. Within this spneo stood a box all olosed up, n ropo reaching from tho Interior ex tended diametrically across the open space. I was told by some ono that tho badger was In tho box and tho rope was tied to him. When tho fight would begin, somo ono would jerk tho badger by means ot tho long ropo to about tho con tor of the clrclo, and the dog would then attaok him. "Tho dog was now exhibited in tho clr clo. My surprise, wns unspeakable when I saw that our. Instead of a largo, fierce animal lt was a slokly looking puny wn tor spaniel. My sincere sympathy was at onco enlisted with the dog. "Preparations wore now mado for tho bloody evont. Tho badger men Insisted upon a careful examination of tho dog. Somo old sport waltzed up and examined tho dog's tooth, legs, noso and fur to see if any pepper had been strewn Into It so as to dlsablo tlio badger. After a careful examination tbo dog was pronounced O. K. "A person wna now wanted to pull the badger. It wns unanimously decided that for this purposo an unbiased person was nocessary, n person who had not bet on tho fight. The badgor men refused to allow n dog man to pull the badger lest ho should lnjuro him by a too violent Jerk. Tho dog men woro equally voolferous In their refusal to allow a badger mun to pull him, lest tho badgor man pull him into a posi tion unfavorable for a sucoessful attack by tho dog. A clamorous haggling now ensued. It appeared to me that instead of n badger fight wo might havo n free for all fisticuff. Every ono who volunteered to do tho pulling was for somo or another reason voolferously rejected. Finally a man walked through tho crowd in quest of a porson suitable for tho purposo of pulling the badger. Ho questioned many, but always passed on. Finally bo came to me. Ho asked ma If I had bet. No. He asked rao other quostlons, to whloh ap parently I gavo satisfactory answers. 1 wns Invited to pull. My heart throbbed, as I did not wish tho task. 'But by not yielding I would disappoint tho entire crowd.' I reluctantly oonsontod. "Immediately n storm of objections nroso. This, howover, was finally quieted down, and 1 took tho ropo. I got careful Instructions how to proceed. I was to pull just so, on tho count of 'thrco.' I trem bled at tho thought that 1 might not ao just so and havo a dozen or so six shooters leveled at my faco tn caso I made a blun der. "All noise hod now subsided. Every one was nntioipating. aiowiy anu dis tinctly tho follow counted 'Ono, two, thrco.' I gavo it vlolous jerk. Out of tno box rolled a nice white and oloan porce lain badgor, I will say. "It Is needless to say that there was ft sudden vlolont outburst of hilarity, Ev ery ono of thoso wretches exerted hlsonoh inntory powers' to tho utmost. It took mo several seconds to renllzo that tho wholo procedure was morely a joke, perpetrated upon poor unoffondlng me, got up wholely and solely for my benefit. "I could not lick tho wholo gang. If I could, I should undoubtedly havo done so. I did tho next host thing, 1 put my rlpo Into my mouth, thrust my hands Into my pockets nnd looked as llttlo sheepish as possible Occasionally whon I succoedod In swallowing n large lump which wns troubling my throat I would utter u few guttural sounds, Thcso were meant for n Uugu. binco this event 1 am 'ono of tno lioys A badger light Is a sort of 'shib boleth, ' nn 'open sesumo to tho elite of Western sooloty. "Slnco then I hovo seen tho snmo joko perpetrated on Mr. , a Chicago man. Ills sheeplsliness was uncoiiiroiinniu. nn stood for feme minutes in tho midst of tho yclltug, frautlo crowd, with indesorlbablo agony. He tried to smile, but his moutu assumed tho sliapo uf u poorly out slit In u pumpkin. I had sympathy with him, but novortholess onjoyed tho fun." Milwau kee Sentinel. A Narrow Escape. Thankful words written by Mrs. Ada E. Hart, of Qroton, S. D. "Was takon with u bail cold which sottied on ray lungs ; cough sot In anil nnally terminated In Consumption, Four Doctors gave mo up, saying I could live but a short time, I gave myself up to my Savior, dotennincd if I could not stay with my trlcuds ou eartu, t wouiu meet my nusent ones above, My husband was advised to get Dr. King's Now Discovery for Consumption, Coughs and Colds. I gave It a trial, took lu all eight bottles It lias cured me, and thank God I am saved and now a well anil healthy woman." Trial bottles free nt A. Wasley's Drug Storo Hegiiiur sizo B0u aud $1.00, Guaranteed or price refunded. CoIttnTliUHtfllmrt'd I'lii'Tt All. Madrid, Dec. 15, . mob of women .n Grenada yostoriliiy. considering that the discovery of America was In their opinion the principal cause of Spain's misfortunes, stoned tho statue of Co lumbus there. Itching piles? Nover mlud If physicians have failed to cure you. Try Doan's Oint ment. No failure there, 50 cents, at any drug, storo, ' AN ADMIRER OF WOMEN. Hut 1IU Ptnmliiril "f llieellenee Risen I3 erj' Time, I wns riding along tho road loading aorosi Hurricane gup, In tho Pino moun tain range, thinking of tho peculiar jwoplo who lived In tlieso fastnesses, when I was startled by n voice tip tlio hillside calling to mo to como tip nnd glvo somebody n lift. I had no idea who owned tho voice, but w hoover It Was was In troublo, and I responded nnd found n man of 00 or moro caught by the foot under a fallen tree nnd tumble, to get uway. Ho wasn't hurt, und I soon had hlinon his feet, and lie Insisted on my m opping farther down the mountain and taking dinner with him. Ho lived In a well kept cabin with ills daughter, and oftor dinner wo sat In tho shade of n treo In tho yard mid ho told mu about himself. "Air you murrledf" bo asked after ho told mo ho wns a widower. "No, but I hopo to bo somo day," I an swered qulto sincerely. "You ought to be. Every man ought to be. A mun that uln't ain't Nliowln u right feelln tu'rds what tho Lord's dono for him. Thur nln't nothln on the faco uv God's greon earth that Is a patehln to n woman. I don'tkoerwlmtklndshols." "You're halo and hearty yet, "I said, "and 1 don't seo why you don't tako somo of your own advice." "Don't orowd tho mourners, mister," ho said, waving his hand as If warding off my nttaok. "Don't you crowd tho mourners. I'm figgerln on sover'l this vory minute, nnd I ain't qulto shore yit which ono to pick. I've boon married four times, and every tinio my notions uv women bus got so much higher that I'll bo denied ef I don t kinder look forrerd to losln a wife jist ler tho satisfaction uv glttln another ono " Tho Idea vtni so entirely now that I was overcome by it. Washington Stur. Does T JiB Strike Yon 7 Muddy complexions, Nauseating breath como Irom chronic constipation. ivnri s Clover Hoot Ton is an absoluto cure and hai becu sold for fifty years on nn absolute guarantee Price 25 cts. and 50 cts. Sold by P. D Kirlln and a guarantee ll 1 our l.eiive." When Mlsh Ellen Terry was to appear at a theater in Bradford one soasnn, tho plnco was crowded hours before the commence mont of the plav .lust before tlio adver tised time to begin a workman, a regular Yorkshire type, with a hummer In his hand, wns soen nt tho back of the gallery, trying to got down to tho front Thinking ho was on business, tho "gods" responded readily to his, "By your loavo," and alter great troublo ho worked his way to the front scat. All eyes wore upon him to seo what ho was going to do, when nmid great laughter, oppliiuso and groans ho calmly crushed Into a 6oat, and all efforts to remove him wcro fruitless. DnliiK IIIm Ileal. "Do you know, Paul," said Ethel trem blingly, "I sometimes fear that you don't love mo any moro?" "Right you nro," said Paul, embraolng her, "I couldn't." And Ethel heaved a sigh and settled down contentedly. Soinervillo Journal. Russians have long but beautifully shaped hands, while those of Spaniards are often spoiled by the thlcknosa of tho fln ger.i. which lire apt to round at tho tins A wreck at sea 9 not the only place where' a life line is of importance. There Is a life line for the sick, as well as for the drowning man. It ia Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery. It is not a cure-all, but it Is a scientific medicine that goes to the fountain head of a number of serious and fatal diseases. When a man gets seriously sick, he can generally be cured bv the rieht courso of treatment. The treatment that cures many obstinate chronic diseases consists of pure air, good food, rational extcise, nnd the use of a remedy that will strengthen the weak stomach, correct the impaired digestion, invigorate the liver and promote the as. similation of the live-giving elements of ik toou. .rue "Uoldcn Medical Discov ery " accomplishes all these things. '! A young man lav pale and motionless upon (what neighbors called) his dying bed. Disease of theluugs, liver com plaint, kidney trouble, aud pleurisy were fast hastening him to the grave. The doctors had given liim up to die. The neighbors said, 'he cannot live. ' Oh, I would not care to die, lie said, ' were it not for lea-ing my dear wife and little child, but I know that X must die.' A brother had presented him with three bottles of medicine, but he had no faith iu 'patent medicines'; but, alter the doctors had gvien htm up to uie and lie naa nanisnea every hope of recovery, he said to his wife, ' dear wife. I am going to die. there can be no harm now in takluz that medicine. I will begin its use at once." lie Qiu uegin to use it ana at nrst n grew worse, but boon there came a change. Slowlv but surely he got better. To-day that ir r. Is ptro'v; a id b-althy nnd he owes his life to that medicine. What was the medicine? It was Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery, and X, X,uther Martin, am the cured man. Dr. XMerce, X thank you from the very depth of my heart, for rescuing me from the grave." The foregoing is from x.uther Martin, lisq., a promi nent dtizen of Lubec, Wood Co., W. Va. Dr.THEEL604HorlhSixthst. 1'rlTtte entrance flrren St., Philadelphia. W-CURE GUARANTEED to the rich and poor alike wlio bare been decelred. robbed and awjndlcd br Belt BIT1CU IBHIUUB. WHO BUU W1U aucilBi.B.ai lost vicok. Nervous uepu id Kiceites, BLOOD POISON, var itrlcture. Nn ctittlnc. Xoat Manhood .RKNervous De llltr. artco- cele and Btrtcture. No cuttloi ana Shrunken Ontans restored. Book, "TVuiA," 'res. exposing quacks and Electric licit fraudi. Freili cam cured in t to 10 days. Treatment by man. lire. ALWAYS KEEP ON HAND lain'Killei THERE IS HO KIND OF PAIN OR I ACHE. INTERNAL OR EXTERNAL THAT PAIN-KILLER WILL NOT RE. LI EVE. , LOOK OUT FOR IMITATIONS AND SUB- ' , STITUTES. THE QENUINE BOTTLE 1 BEARS THE NAME, PERRY DAVIS & SON. You can blame a yourself if you package do n't get real good coffee to for Seellsf. drink. Ordinary , A llttlo of tills coffee Is made de licious by addiuc cnpi in .- . -V ladmlxturc to 'cheap coffee . maVei a delicious' kdrink and saves expense. SSKM TIMES My llt'lo boy brokoout with an Itching rash. I i il thrco doctorsnnd medical college but ho 1 :'t g''tung worso. 77ior mil no oit r ' i V 'i "fllnonhiiKhotelotliiuna'ected. II m s unoinassof sores, and thostench was fr Ii ft l. In removing tho bandages they v o : I tako tlio skin with them, and tho poor ' reams wcro heart-breaking. After the second application of COTIOOIU (olnt- i ) T taw ilgnt nf (mprovement, and the ei , to dry up. His skin peeled off twenty tl- i. I"i t now lie i entirely cured. V. 1: r V A.TTAM, 4728 Cook at., Chicago, HI. Prsrnv Cl ins Thstmt fob Ftsst IUst ItnrOK, w i "-s T 1UIK Warm balha with CuTlcvaA 1 -i ' i' I 1 7 pf-ntle anolntloga vlui Ctmcoaa, j, oi urn UciulKincunn. "e. ...i, t tieir"M. roTtRTR(r!ARDCRaic 1 , .mil. llavrtaCunilibjrUuaotf.lnt. WnUmrnKtib m M wtft mm Ml a VETERINARY SPECIF! CS cVa'i,''EVE,ip' Lung Kecr, Milk Fever. yjpl'Il.VI.NH, Lniiienena, Itheuinatiau. cu'nrai y'l'lAtu Tlc IHslemper. yjwOH.MH, Ilula. Crulm. cubes cOl'"'15. Cold", tnlliienxn. tores! roLIC "el'Vaclie, Illorrlien. (;.;. I'roenU MIKCAItltl.VOi:. ,Ii,Kii).M:Yt:iiL.viiiii:iiiiiMmDnns. cubes jn'U' COXIHTIO.Y, Staring Coat. 60c. each-. Stablo Caw, Till Specific!, Hook, &o.. I. At druKRltB or mmiI prepaid on receipt of nrlco Humphreys' Meillelne Co., Cor. William A John St8 New York. VETEBINABT MA1UAL SEHT FREE. XERYOUS DEBILITY, VITAL. YtXAKXESS and Prostration from Over work or other causes. Humphreys' Homeopathic Spooiflo No. D8, in use over AO years, tho only successful remedy. $1 per vial, or S vials and large vial powder.for $3 SoH by DrUKKlita, or tent ot ji.ld on reclpt of prlca. Ill a rlllifcl 3' Jltl). CO, , Car. miUua a, Jolm bu. , & lark ennsylvania RAILROAD. BCIIUYKILL. DIVISION. NOVEMBF.H 20. 1898, Trains will leave Shenandoah afier tne aoove date for WlKjtati, Ullbertoii, Kracktllle ltr Water, St. Clair, PotMvf lie- IlamburK, iteadlne Pottftown, Photintivflle. Xorrlstowu a d Fbll aielphlfl Br'.ad street atAtfonJat 613 and 8 15 a ra., 2 10, 6 I p iu. on week days. Suudayi, 8 15 a. m., 4 30 p. in. Trains leave Frackvllle for Shenandoah at 7 30, illOft. m. arid 540, 780 p Sunday II 01 a. ui. and 5 -13 u. m. Teave Pottsvlile for Shenandoah (via Frack vllle 710, 1120 a. m., 5 20, 7 i0 p. m. Huudu' 1033 a. in.. 5 20 p. rn, learo Philadelphia, (Broad street station). Io Shenandoah at 8 35 a. tn.. 4 It p. ta. week dayt SundayH leave at 6 50 und 9 23 a. n . Leave llroad .Street Station. Philadelphia. KOU NKW YOHK. ExpreHH.weck-days. 3 20. i 0a. 4 50 ft 0-3.5 15.8 ft. 7!t3, 8 2c, 9 50, 10 21 ilOOtt. D 12 00 noon, 2 85 (Limited 1 00 and 22 p. ru ,) 1 40, i 80, S 20. 8 50, 4 02, 5 00, 5 56 6 00, 7 02, 7 50, 10 OU p. m., 12 01, nlirht. Sundays, 8 20, 4 05, 150 5 OA, 5 15, 8 20,9 50. 10 21, 10 4 3 a. ni., 12 03. 12 85, 2 80, 4 02, (Limited 4 22.) 5 20, 5 56, 6 85, 7 02, 7 50, iu iai p. Ill,, uui nielli EipreHH for Boston without chanire. 11 00 a na.. week-days, and 7 50 p m., dally. ror sea ujrt, Asbury Park, Ocean Grove, Lonff Branch, 8 20, 11 14 a m, 3 80, 4 02 p m weekdays. KorLamber vllle, Easton and Scmnton, 6 50, 9 00 a ro, 12 00 noon, 3 52, 5 Oi (Lanibcrtvllle and j'istoii oniy), weeKuays, una 7 02 p in daily WASHINGTON AND THE SOUTH. For Baltimore and Washington. 8 SO, 7 20,8 32, 10 20. 11 23, a. in., ISO1). I28I 1 11, 8 12, 4 41, (S 25 Congressional Limited,) 8 17. S55, 7 81 p. m., and 12 0" night week days. Sundays, 8 60, 7 20, 9 12, 11 23. a. m., 1209, 1 12, 4 41, l520 Congressional Limited,) C55 781 p. m. and 12 03 nlL'ht. For Halttmore. accommodation. 9 12 a m, 1 52 nnd J 01 n m week days, 5 OH and 11 18 p m dally. Atlantio (.'OHSt Line, express 12 09 p m, and 12 05 night, daily. .Southern Hniuvay, express 6 55 p m, dally. Chesapeake .t Ohl. Hallway, 7 31 p m, dally. For Old Point Comfort nnd Norfolk, 10 20 a in weekdays, 11 10 p m daily. Lenvn Miirket ntreet wharf as follows! Ex press for New York, 900 a m, 130 p m week da) s. For Long liranch, via Seaside Park, 880 a in weekd ys. For Island Heights, 830 a m and 4 00 p m weekdays. FOU ATLANTIC CITY. I.eave Broad street station via Delaware Hver bridge Express, 9 40 a in,, 7 05 p. m. Sundays, 9 20 a. m., 7 05 p iu Leave Market Street Warf -Express, 9 00 am, 2 00, 4 00, 5 00 p in. Sundays, 9 00, 10 00 ll m (accommodation 4 30 and SOOpin. For Cape May. Sea Isle City, Ocn City, Avalon Stone Harbor, Anglegea, Wild wi! aud Holl) Beach Express. 9 00 a ra. 4 Ou. o ui weekdays. Sundas 'JOOu m. ror nomera x'oint express, v w a. m,, zuu, 4 03, 5 CO, p. m. week days Sundays, 9 00 and 10 00 a m Tho Union Transfer Company will call for and check baggage from betels and residences. 'liming car. I. 11 Hutchinson, j, r. Wood, Qen'l Manager. Gen'l Pann'v'r Afff PROFESSIONAL CARDS JJ- M.BURKE, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. Office Egan building, corner of Main an Centre streets, Shenandoah. pKOF. JOHN JONES, MUSICAL INSTRUCTOR, Lock Box A5, Mahanoy City, Pa, Having studied under some of the best masters n London and Paris, will give lessons on the violin, mandolin, guitar and vocal culture. Terms reasonable. Address in care nf Rtrnnsp lh IawaIof Wbpnun.loal. Purify of Material and OtlitioBsnt!JnjrarlIctxceIlei Tor sale h our stores- 0 BY GROCERS LVtRYWHEIlE ATON'S TANSY PILLS . ..,. ..r. . .... WOMAN'S RELIEF. Alar.v.DroiunlaadftlUbta. twiMtlaliow. n.i rito.'iTiaii 1'iLLBand iia aaoaiTi. At . .,na nr,.nl Hl.t fu&l.dl. OrlC. IL C1TOI Brao. Co Ikxtoa. Uu. OuMU For sale at Klrlln's drug store and Bhanaadoa islrug stora SY PILLS? "Ut. USart AnO BURC.HL. Ao.fDRIH0MAUS aa.l tOEIjUBlJUA?-" Wi.-a Hoceiric Co.pHtiA.A Vol at l'ovlusky'sl'drug' stora, 0ntr strtaL SHE P ItOCOA: and p V WR EATINB. DRINKINB. il fMx Vft I " COOKING. BAKING 5! 8 V, ifJsj m st m Em lt So.- Puta &agihll(t4, 'A I