IT'S ALL TALK. Yes, But It's Slicnamjonli Talk, the Kind That Tells in Shenandoah. Talk that tolls. Tiilk that's endorsed. Every ilay talk by peoplo that know. uty lain Kinney uuk. Do kidneys talk? Well, yes, liotli loml anil long. You should learn the kidney lanRiiaito. Iliickuelio in Miluoy talk means kidney ho. Lamo hark lneatii lame kidneys. Weak hark itn-ans weak kidneys. A had hack it simply The kldnrys tiilklilir-fiiilthli', Hero's Shenandoah talk and kidney tAlk. Mrs 13. Williams, of SM7 East Coal sttent. says: 1 liavo not u.hmi i loans iviiuiey run IIIVHOII, UUI, IllJ ouu, wui,,,, Hf"'.' ... ..(.1 I ...11. I.I. l.,.l. .....t lrl.ttiutra Hi, had severe pann in ins neau mo, mnuiy in lllU LUli UMW mniuiiunwinwiii num .... in t ii 0 luins. ileum inu rem wi-ii iiikiuh iinrvmlftlli-A. A commercial 111.111 nan at uui i i i i..i.n.i , nui ii...ni'a k id- procured tliem at onco irom Kiriins urug store. At that time my son was still'eriug from his back so intensely inai we uau uim take them. They did benefit him at once and so banished the whole trouble and annoy ance. Sow ho is working in tho mine every day and I have not heard Ulm complain for over flvo months. Wo think there never was such an unfailing remedy as Doau's Kidney Pills." Doan's Kidney Pills for sale by all dealers, Trico 50 cents. Mailed by Fostcr-Mllburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y., solo agents for the U, S. Remember the naruo Doan s and take no other. "War Royal Worcester Corsets. 1 FOR SALE DV LEADING DEALF.R8. Piuladelphia & Reading Railway Engines Burn Hard Coal No Smoke IN KFFEOT NOVEMBER 20, 1898. TnlM leave Shenandoah as follows : For New York via Philadelphia, week days, 1 10, 3 38, 7 80, 9 65 a. m., 12 26, 11 CO and 6 W p. m, For New York via Munch Chunk, week days 7 Jtn . m.. 12 20 and 8 0'J D. m. For Heading and Philadelphia, week days. 2 10, 5 38, 7 80. 9 55 a.ni u i, a V) aim o u p. in For Pottavllle, week days, 7Su, v oo H9(l A HQ A 00 and T SO n. m. For Tamaqua and Mahanoy City, week days 7 80, 9 55 a. m., 12 26, 8 09 and 6 09 p. m. For WllllatnBport, Sunbury and Lewlsburg, ilv llll'i a.m.. 12 26. 7 30 a. m KnrMahano Plane, weekdays. 2 10,3 27,5 33, 7 80.9 55,1182 a.m., 12 20, 8 09, 8 09 , 7 IIJ, 9 50 p. m. For Ashland and Sharookln, week days, 730, 1182 a. m., 12 26, 8 09,0 07, 7 25 and SMp. m Wnr P.nlllmnrn. IVllMhl IllftOll Ulld the "0!t Vll Il.liO. H. U., through trains lee-t lteaaliift Terminal, Philadelphia. (P. & It. II X.) at 3 20, 7 55, 11 26 a. m 8 10 and 7.27 p. l-. Sundays, 8 20, 7 00, 11 26 a. m., 8 46 and 7 27 p. in. Addi tional trains from Twenty-fourth and Cheat nut streets station, week days, 10 30 a. m, 12 20 12 1b8 40p.ru. Sundays, 1 85, 8 23 p. in. TRAINS FOR SHENANDOAH. Leave New Yur via Philadelphia, week days, 12 15, 4 80, 8 00, 11 80 a. m., and 1 45, 4 80 q rm n.m. Leave New York via Mauch Chunk, week Hivi 4 an a lu a. in.. 1 80 u. m. Leave PhlladelpWa, Reading Terminal, week days, 8 40, a 86. 10 21 la. m. ana i so, iw, u ou, 11 36 p. m Leave Reading, week days, 137, 7 00, 1008, a, in., 12 15, 4 17, 6 00, 8 26 p. m. Leave Pottnvllle, wee days, 7 17, 7 40 12 an. l 2d. 1 30. s 10 and 6 50 o. m. Leave Taiuaaua. week days, 3 18, 8 88, 1123 i.... i 49. 5 66. 7 20.9 41 V. m. Leave Mahanoy City, week days, 3 15, 9 05, Jl 51 a. m., 2 22, 5 25, 6 21, 7 44, 10 08 p. m Leave Mahanoy Plane, ween litys, 2 10, 4 01 0 80. 922 1023,1203, a. in., 2 39, 5 80, 042 7 10 21 p m. . Leave Wllllamsport. week dys, 712, 1000 Dl., 12 34 and 4 00, 11 30 p. m. ATLANTIC CITY DIVISION, Leave Philadelphia Chestnut street warf and HoulU street wnan lor Aiianne jiy. Weekdays Express, 9 00, a. m., 2 00, 4 00, 5 m n.m. Accommodation. 8 00 am.. 6 80 P Sundays Express, 9 00, 10 00 a m Accommoda tion. 800 a u. 4 45 p. m. Returning leave Atlantle City depot, corner Atlantic a, nl A rtrAtiuu AVenUefl. Weekdays ICxprru. 7 85. 9 00, a, m., 8 80, 5 80 Sm. Accommodation. H 15 a. m. 4 05 p.m. undsys Express. 100, 7 30 p m. Accommoda .1 nil. ... 1 II n m Fo'r CapeMay, Sea Isle City and Ocean City- Weekdays 9 00 a m, additional lor npo wh. 4 15 p m., for Sea Isle Cltv, ouu p in., fur Ocean City, 415, 5 00 p m. Sunday, street 915 a m.. South street, 900 . Chestnut m. Parlor Cars on all express irin For further Information, apply to nearest Philadelphia and Reading Railway ticket agent I.'?? SWKIOAED, EDSOK J. WEKKS. Oen'l Supt., Oen'l Pass'r Agt., Reading Terminal, Philadelphia. Lauer'sJ Pilsner Beer. Needs no recommendation. Put up in bottles for family use and delivered at your home. Lauer's Pilsner Draught Beer Is drank by the majority of beer drinkers. They are good authority on which is best. Christ. 5 zhmidt, Agent and Bottler, 03 W. Coal Street SHENANDOAH - PA, RM'S Uelotrcted Fexoalr Powders never full. 1 ufeandiuraftftfr lull inn with Tint fid Fennyrojfcl 11Uf na other liu ntDvuteiji aiwj uu, vu umi buu vviu uihv ifflfti TATTLING CLOTHING-. HOW A MAN'S GAHB MAY PROCLAIM HIS RANK IN LIFE. A riillosoplilral Tailor Tells How He Heads Character as Well a Vocation In the Men's Garments That Pass llefore Ills Critical Kyo. You limy tnlk about setting; knowlogo of your fellow men through tho nrt of phrenology or palmistry j nbout being utile to roml tlio peoplo you meet by observing tho linos about tho mouth, tho turn and form of tlin noso or eiir or tho nhnpo unu expression of tho human oyo, but I'll tell you," Bald Frank S. Flanagan, proprlotor of tlio rantorlum, "tliero 1b nothing so clearly Indicative of a man's character as the clothes lio wears. Wo clean and press mon's clothing here, ami it is never nccos Bnry for lilni to tell us his vocation In life. Wo loarn it from his clothes. Wo know whether ho Is married or single, ami it married how much his wife thinks of him; If single, whuthor ho lives at home or Is boarding. Uo Is no mystery to us. Wo know whotliorho is a doctor, lawyer, news, paper man, gambler, prlost, collogo pro fessor, merchant, actor or what not. Wo can tell whether ho Is bowlegged nervous or indifferent. If ho likes children or is lu Invo, his clothes bear that telltale. In fact you never know a man until you clean him. When I get my hands on a man's suit of clothes, ho Is no longir un known to mo. You tako tho ministers. Of courso they all wear a garb thnt Is significant of their calling. Tho back of tho coats they bring hero to bo fixed aro always shining like a plate glass mirror. Their lapels aro outof lino from much pulllngand hauling to lmprovo tholr appearance. Their trou sorn slilno, too, witli n brilliancy that peaks of long vigils and hours of prayer, with porhaps an extra polish obtained In putting down carpets or too frcnuont rub bing with tho palms of tho hands, smack ing their legs in laughter while cracking jokes. Thoy do not wear croases length wise In tholr trousors pressed by tho Iron, but tho creases circle around tho logs. That's causod by holding tho children on his lap. I'sluiwl You can always tell a nroachor s clothes. Tho lawyer's olotlics aro almost as easi ly distinguished as the proachcr's. Tho scat of his trousors Is always thin. You sco, ho generally sits on a wooden or cano bottom chair. This part of his trousors is only an adumbration. If the nolo Is worn completely through, ho adopts ono or two measures. Ho clthor wears a longer coat or has his pants 'halt soled.' If ho wears a longer coat to hldo tho laxity of his ap parel, ho Is continually grabbing tho bot torn edgo of it to keep tho wind from tils closing his secret. If ho hns his trousers patched and continues to wear his saok coat, ho looks shamefaced and backs out of ono's presenco llko a tumblcbug. And then, too, tho insldo coat pocket of a law yor is always full of papers. This makes tho pocket sag, and It soon gets out of shape. The elbows of tho lawyer's coat are always shiny. In studying ho puts his hoad in his hands and rests his elbows on tho tablo. I can tell a doetor too. His olothos, whllo generally clean and well preserved, have the smell of Iodoform about them. Then, too, ho always loavos his clothes to bo fixed at a certain hour. Other mon call for tholr clothos about on tlmo. Not bo with tho physlolan. Ho is always two or throe hours Iuto. Ho is vory opt to lcavo a small vial of morphine tablots in his vest pookot. A most peculiar suit of clothes Is worn by tho pickpocket yos, I have them for customers too. His pockets are as numer ous us tho political plo huntors. Pockets on tho insldo of pockets. Pockets under tho waistband. Pockets ovorywhero. I nover saw tho llko of places to conceal stolen articles. He might bo searched a hundred times and still retain his 'swag.' I wish you could havo seen n pair of pants I fixed up for ono of those circus grafters. That pair of pants just had exactly 42 pockots. "Gamblers and liquor dealers havo mora neatness nbout their dress tlinn any others. They drebs In more ostentation than tho men of other callings. Tho gam bler generally leaves cards or poker chips in his pockets, and I havo no trouble in finding hlin out. , "Tako tho grocery man, for Instance His clothes smell of almost everything from flsh to peppormlnt candy. They aro more or less soiled from coming in con taotwlth lard and other greasy substances. They wear an apron in front, which pro tects that part of the suit. "It's funny to 6eo tho newspaper man's clothos. Ho don't havo tlmo for tho uso of a coat. There aro two full moons In his pantaloons, arid nory a patch Is there. His trousers nro fringed at tho bottom, oud ho generally wears his pants turned up. Ho is fairly neat in appearance that is, keeps his clothes clean, because ho sel dom has mimi than ono suit. "Tho bowleggtd man is a daisy. Ha likes his trousers creased in order that ho may appoar straight limbed. He sits tight in tlio snddle of his pants. His suspenders aro short. Tho buttons on his trousers havo hard servioo. Ills vest is shorter than othorwise, but tho point of tho knoe to tho sido of the crenso gives hi in com-, plot ely away. That may lie tho reason that women llko bowlogged men, because thoy koep tholr pants pressed nnd creased. "Tho college professor tin neat clothes, but in them you will find lino particles of chalk dust, eto. Old Commodore Vonderbllt, whoso head was. so long ho could eat out of a churn, gavo it as his opinion that to bo successful In Hie a young man must bo natty. Now, tho longor we live tho mora forclblo bocomcs hlsiulvlco. Kaoh succeed ing generation bocomcs neater in uppear nnco. Thoro was a tlmo when a dirty, to bacco splattered shirt front slgnlllod dig nity and profundity of intellect. But things havo changed and from out a hot crogonoous nines of, psoudo natty pooplo our young man of today Is evolved. Wo find III tn to bo neater and oleanor than' wo wore; but, try how ho will, man can nev er escape from tho fact that his tailor knows more ahout mm than his who,"' Kansas City World. Remarkable Rescue. Mrs. Michael Curtain. Plainfield, UK, makes the statement, that she caught cold, which settled on her lungs ; she was treated for a month bv her family physician, but grew worse. lie told her she was a hopeless vic tim of consumption anil that no medicine could cure her. Her dniEoist suggested Dr, King's New Discovery for consumption ; she bought a bottle and to her delight found her' self benefitted from first dose. She comtinued its use and after taking six bottles, lound Her celf sound and wel : now does her own housework, and is as web as slie ever was, erfe trial uoiues 01 mis ureal uistuvcjv m v Wnsley's Drug Store. Large bottles 50 cents and $1.00, "N 11 IJ." Aubrey do Veru, an Irish poet and gen Hm.imi. ineiitlons In his "Recollections' that whon 10 years old ho bnd a tutor who sonstautlv ineulcated in nun recinuuo, nurnuso and energy. Tho tutor's praise of energy was ex nmifiknll liv t.llll RllvlllL?: "Thoro nro throo letters of more value ihan nil tho rest lu tho ulphunot nnmeiy, N n a.M Women love a clear, healthy complexion Pure blood makes it. 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The llrst of the present series of personally conducted tours to Old Point Comfort via the Pennsylvania railroad will lcavo New York and Philadelphia on Tuesday, Decem ber 27. Tickets, Including luncheon ou golug trip and ono and three-fourths days' board at Old Point Comfort, and good to return direct by regular trains within nix days will bo sold at rato of 15.00 from New York ; $13 50 from Trenton; is so from Philadelphia, and proportionate rates from other points. q For itineraries, and full information apply to ticket agents; Tourist Agent, 11D0 Broadway, Now York, and 7S9 Broad street, Newark, N, J. ; or address Geo. W, Boyd, Absistant General Passenger Agent, Broad Street Station, Philadelphia, There is more Catarrh In this Hectlon of the country tliim all other illst'iwcs put together, and until the last few years wus supposed to be In curable. For a great many years doctors pro nounced II n local disease, and prescribed local remedies, and bycoiiHtnntly falling to cure with local treatment, pronounced It Incurable. Helencu lias proven catarrh to lio a constitution al disease, and therefore requires constitutional treatment. Hall's Catarrh Cure, manufactured by K. J. Cheney & Co , Toledo, Ohio, is the only constitutional euro ou the market. It Is taken Inttrniilly in doses from 10 drops to a teaspoon. fill, It acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. They offer one hun dred dollars for any case It falls to cure. Send for circulars and testlunqtljp Address, P. J. CmWf X Co., Toledo, O. Sold by Druggists, T5c. RATS ABOAPJ) SllirS. THREE FEROCIOUS SPECIES TRAVEL BY SEA. THAT Tlio Ilugx Norway lint Ornilnnlly Driving the niiEllnli anil thn Aleinliilrlnn ito finiitn Inland Ftarcn CanulbalUln Among Mm Saagn Anliimln. Nnturo originally ' Intended that tho brown rat should havo one part of tho earth for Its habitation, the black rat an other section and tliowhlto bellied rodents tions overlapped' each other n little, their third division. Wlilio tneso great na boundaries were pretty arbitrarily llxed by tho great oceans and other lurgo bodies of water. A colony of powerful rats might swim across tho straits and channels sep arating two Inlands and thus take posses sion of a now country for their descend ants, but they could not hope to cross the Atlantic or l'aclllo ami journey unaided from England to America or from this country to Australia. Ho It was that the ships of men brought about tho llrst great change in the distri bution of rats. From tho first tho rats took to ships as duoks tako to water. They found grain, provisions and water in the hulls of tho old wooden ships of two cen turies ago, and ever slnco then they have rcarod a race of hardy soamcn that know tho ways of tho ocean us well as any Jaok Tar. They havo been traveling back utid forth to all parts of tho eurth for many centuries now, and they have created great ohangos In tho rnt population of tho globe. This country nover had any typical rats until tho old black English rat camo ovor hero on the ships of tho early colonists. According to the liest authorities, this ro llout originally camo from India, from which it has ponctrated to every part of tho habltablo globo. Wherover ships go those black rats aro found. In throo con tUmr l.ntrn n.n.tall In ,lr,. I lfitul nnrl Ulnnil nf tlm trnnlrml. tnmnnrnt.n t nnil nrctio zones. Thoy liuvo boootno fa miliar objects on nil ships that traverse tlio Bens, nlid thoy nro tho vvhnrf rats of every seaport. In tcnipcrnto regions tho English black rat Is of a bluish black, but In trop lonl countries it is ofton several shades llRhtor. It is about sovon or eight luohes long, with a tail nbout ono inch longer than Its body. For two conttirics this English black rnt held undisputed .sway on tho ships of tho world's commercial nnvlos, and they distributed thomselvos ovor tho greater part of tho world's surfaco. Thon gradu ally thero npprared upon tho seas another rat, differing materially from tho blook rat. This alien cronturo had a black body with a white belly. Somotlmes tho body was a roddlsh gray, which mndo tho croa turo look larger and fiercer than It roally was. A trlilo larger and stranger than tho black rat, tho whlto bellied or Aloxandrian rat mado war upon tho English rodents. Tho two would never ship upon tho sumo vessel. Thoro would bo a war to tlio death before tho shin left port, and after that thn successful raco would hold undisputed sway on that partloular vossol. This new race of -rats camo from tho tropical conn tries. Every ship that started from Gala pagos, Keeling or Ascension island was suro to carry away with it n company of tho whlto bellied rats. They would board tho ship as soon as sho was tied up at the wharf, nnd tho English black rats would bo ruthlessly destroyed. Thon the florcor Alexandrian rats would sail away to un known ports. It soon bocamo ovldent that thoy liked warm countries, and they refused to land at any excopt n tropical port. Thus thoy havo spread to noarly all tropical countrios, especially in South America and our southern states, leaving the colder countrios for their black rivals. But moro recently n third race of rats hns appeared upon tho ships, and these threaten to exterminate nnd displace both tho black and Alexandrian rodents This brown or Norway rnt is n natlvo of China and tho interior of Asia. It is n huge, forocious cronturo, and wherover it goes It dostroys all competitors nnd takes com plete possession of tho ships or wharfs. In Its natlvo land It is n large, powerful rodont, and upon tho ships it attains even a larger size. Its length is from oight to nine Inches, and its body is built on heavy lines. Neither tho black nor Alexandrian rat is any inatch for it. So far this largo brown rnt has oxtendod Its dominion largely over cold countries, nnd it has come In contact chiefly with tho English black rat. Dut in tho warm countrios whore It has boon artificially introduced it has quickly supplanted all rivals. Today tho blnck rats aro not found In numbers on vossols sailing from any porta whoro tho brown or Norway rats havo be come ostablshod. Gradually they aro be ing forcod Inland by their more powerful enemies, and, while wo find tho brown rnts mostly on ships, along wharfs nnd In tho sewers, tho black ruts aro met with In houses under rafters nnd ceilings. Ships leaving port for a long crulso ex tending over a porlodof n your or twohnvo been known to como Into port again with n cargo of rats so largo that tho seamen wero unoblo to put thoni down. Others have been taken possession of by tho rats and tho sailors forced to abandon their vessel at sea. Bo voracious and forocious are tho big brown ruts that they do not hesitato to attack tho sailors whon pinched for food. Consequently, while tho sailors llko to havo rats ns company on board tho ship, they oxorciso precaution to limit tholr numbers. On soiling vessels that aro out nt sen for n long tlmo thero aro rut killing days, whon all tho sailors Join forces to dostroy tho too numerous rodents. Tho rats not only prove dangerous to human llfo when allowed to multiply at will on shipboard, but they aro a constant monaco to tho cargo. Thoro is a rolontloss cannibalism prac ticed among tho rats themselves, and this also holps to koep down their numbers. The largest rnts do not hositnto to kill and devour the weaker ones. Thus If the English black rats woro shipped aboard with tho big brown rnts tho latter would soon kill tho former and cat them. Sim ilarly If n dozen brown rats woro confined iu n cago tho strongur would soon dovour tho woaker and thon fight savngoly nmong themselves for supremnoy. When drifting about upon tlio seas on n tllsablod wreck, tho sailors fuco a danger from tho ship rats thnt grows moro menacing ns tho ilays go by If the ship becomes water logged, tho rnts nro forced to seek safety on tho upper decks, and, thus cut oil from their food In tho hold, they watch eagerly the starving sailors. Thoy become bolder and llorcer as tho mon grow weaker, and one day if relief does not come a fearful tragedy Is enacted on tho wreck. New York Sun. Robbed the Grave. A startling Incident of which Mr. John Oliver of Philadelphia, was tho subject, is narrated bv him as follows : "I was in a most dreadful condltiou, My skin was almost yellow, eyes Bunkcn, tongue coated, paiu continually in back and sides, no appetite gradually growing weaker day by day, Three physicians had given me up. Fortun ately, a friend advised trying 'Electric Hitters,' and to my great joy and surprise, tho Unit bottle made a decided improvement. I contiuued their uso for three weeks, and am now a well man. I know they saved my llfn nnil rnliltml tlm nmvn nf minthflr rletlm.' No one should full to try them. Only 60 cents per bottle at A, Wasley's drug store. It Is Uurer. Little Boy Isn't fathers quoorf Auntlo In whnt wuyf Llttlo Boy Whon it boy does anything for bis pa, ho doesn't get anything, but If another ninn's boy does It ho gets a nickel There's. Just What You Want. Pan-Tina (25c) for coughs and colds. At Qruhler Bros., drug store. Why" He Mnrrloil. In tho north of Hnglaml, where rabbit coursing Is murli In vogue, swift, well trained rings often win large sums in prices. It Is therefore little to bo won-ili-red at that the owners of these animals should bestow so much attention upon them. An old Yorkshire collier well known for his success In the coursing ileld leceut ly MirprlMil all hN mates by marrying a very unprepossessing woman. He hud al ways been reckoned o confirmed huter of tlio other sex "Why has ta gone and got spliced, lad, at thy ago?" one of his friends asked him. "Oh, that's not much of a tale," an swered the old man htolldly. "1 agree wi' ye 'at Hethj- yimiler Is no beauty If she had been, I Miuukln't havo wed her. Hut there dog ' mine, he was simply plnln for somebody to look after him while I was away at t' pit. I couldn't bear to leave him In the house by hlsseii, so I hit on the Idea of marryln lietsy. She's not handsome, hut she's mighty good com pany for the dog'" London Tit lilts. Bucklen'a Arnica Salve Tho beat salvo In tho world for cuts, bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rhonni, fever sores, tetter," chapped hands, chilblains, corns, and all skin eruptions, and positively cures piles, or no pay required. It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction or mony refunded. Price 8fi cents per box For fal' by A. WaMoy. Taciturn Mt'li. The late Mr. l'nriiell was a rather taci turn mini Ono night In tho enrly eigh ties, says a writer in The Cornhill Maga zlno, when ho and some of his followers were suspended for persistent obstruction In the house of commons, ho wont up to tho distinguished strangers' gallery with a colleague to watch thoHUbseiiuent course of events in tho liouso. Noticing that ho was very preoccupied and abstracted, bis colleague said, "A penny for your thoughts, Mr. l'arnoll. "Well," replied I the Irish loader, "I was thinking how It llllll IlOVer StrUCk 1110 I)0f0r0 tllilt tllCrO tiTO '""y buldhoUlU'll IliemboM ill the mi many house. " General Grant was also a man of ru- miirknljly fow words. Ho used to pass hours in company without ever opening Ills lips. During bis visit to this country ho dined at Ansley House, the guest ol tno second duke of Wellington. A very dis tinguished company was present to meet him. Uo spoke in monosyllubles only dur ing tho dinner, but when the ladles had retired lio remarked uloud to his host, "My lord, I havo heard that your father was a military man!" In oldfcn limes a leper was stoned out of town ; in modern times a sick man is stoned out of all his chances in life by the crowd of busy. hustling men who have no place and no use lor nun A man who has bilious turns and tired feelings and frequent "off-days" might as well go out of business. These things are bad enough in the self-disgust and wretchedness they involve if they do not go any further. But you never know what is going to develop in a half- nourished, bile-poisoned constitution. If a man as soon as lie feels that he is not get ting the forceful strength and energy out of bis food that he ought to, will begin tak ing Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery, he will soon put himself in the position where he can do a man's work easily and cheerfully. His appetite will be sharpened; his liver invigorated; his digestion strengthened; an edge put on his whole nutritive organism. Those subtle poisons which debilitate the entire organism and invite consumption and a host of other diseases, will be driven out of the system; nnd he will gain plenty - , . i i , , , Ol pure nuuiismnir icu uiuuu, uiusuic- power and nerve-force. In short he will be a man among men. There are hundreds of delusive temporary stimulants, "malt extracts," sarsaparillas and compounds, which are more or less "boomed" by merely profit-seeking druggists; but an hon est druggist will give you the " Golden Medical Discovery " when you aslc for it. If well-informed, he knows that its sales have steadily increased for tlurt vtars anil that it is the in vention of an eilurat. d authorized phybician who has devoted a tile-time of active practice and profound btudy to chronic diseases Dr.THEEL 604 NorthSlxih St. frlTate entrance Green St., Phflf delpMn. 5: CURE GUARANTEED to toe rlcn. ana poor alike wno titre been decelred, robbed and iwlndlrd br ietf Btyled famoui, vrite and old pecUllati. LOST VIGOR, Nervous Debility, Abuses and Kxceie, BLOOD POISON., varico cele and Stricture, No cutting. Lost Manhood and Shrunken Orffana restored, lioolc, "Truth," free, exposing quacki and Electric Helt f raudi. Fre$ case cured in 4 to to days. Treatment tj mall. j cure: all your pains with Pain-Killer. A Medlclns Chest In Itself. Simple, Safe and Quick Cure for CRAMPS, DIARRHOEA, COUGHS, COLDS, RHEUMATISM, NEURALGIA. 25 and BO cont Bottles. BEWARE OF IMITATIONS. BUY ONLY THE GENUINE.! PERRY DAVIS Tint's why thejr enjoy their COFFISB. Any ewer can tell jou why customers keep coming back for SBBIJCa Oolr so. iMttifc EVAN J. DAVIES. Livery and Undertaking, No. 13 North Jardin St. rm PS fill CRUS "When our baby boy was tbrpo months old, 1 'r h 1 tl-1 in Ik crust very badly on hU bead ant all tlio balr camo out, and Itched 10 bad, be tnadu It bleed by scratching It I Rot a the ol ru t ha Hoap and a box of Cutl et ,i,v ointment). 1 applied the Cdtiouba n d p i a thin cap on bis head, and before f hud utcit half a box it teas entirely cureat and lils hur commenced to prow out nicely. rtu.ii4, Mrs. H. lyimIES, Aahland.Or, CtTTtrriu He midi itn tppral with irrtmtlbU f oret ta mother nuri-CH, nnd til hiTlrjff the enr of children. Ta know ihtta-imtlfl ipptlcttlnn will afford loiUnt nllff, ptriiit rc-t nnd Wo, and point to ipevdjr car In tb mniit torturlnjf, and nlnflaurlnr of klo and icalp dlKUM, with losi of hmr, and not to ue them ! to fail In yoar duty. Plkkp for !!( foBTi hid M a BiKi and Kbit for Tibid Moriinfs In 11 warm bath with, Cutict Soar, and a miigle BDointiuic with CUTicoia, greatest of akin dure. F"'d t nrtvifjhiut the world. Pott a T a C. Coitr., Pol 1'ra , i.tuu. How to Cure Uab'aHkUi DosUa,fr Dr. Humphreys5 Spcci lies net directly upon the disease, without exciting disorder in other porta of the system. Tlicy Ctiro tho Sick, no. ernes. raicn. 1 Fesrr., Congestions, Inflammations. it-Worma. Worm Fever. Worm Colic. .23 3-Tecllilnii,Collc,Crylng,Wakefulnets) .33 -Ill(irrlii-n, of Children or Adults 33 7 Cnuilis. Colds, Ilroncbltls 33 8 .Vumlgla. Toothache Faceache..... .33 O-lleailarlio, Sick Headache, Vertigo.. .33 10- llvietisla,Indlgcitlon,Wcas:Stomach.33 1 1 hupprcMcd or 1'nlnful Period..... .33 IV! White. Too rrofuso Periods 23 13 Croup, Lnri mills. Hoarseness .33 1 l-Kult IUieiini, Erysipelas. Eruptions.. .33 lS-Hlieutiiatlsin. Rheumatlo Pains 23 10 Malaria, Chills, Fever and Ague 35 19 Calnrrli. 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