nf ni irt?fTftii Ha . 'ft 4.ltt.-flf aHHSni.-i.rfliV EVENING HERALD KSTAnMsiii'.i) i:t:o. tuiillshet1 every RvrMne. Ftcetit BundRV,n HOUTff ,tARM -T'm, Xl'AK Cksthk. Tlic ni -i'.i i- ' " ,-'' tr "iiidonh inl tin-f..ir-on ' i - ti. t lit b week, p -Hiil. j it. cm . l' inn' I 1. 00 b yrnr, or -'1 i enta r month, i'yfiiic in unvnncc. vivertinr i nietili cbnrnoiI hi onlh tiiiitinaiKi p.wHion. Tdc puliltxl't rH ti''rvo tlir rlclit tit chance tb- ' position of lulvertUemeutH w hptirvrr thf pub , "talltvi of new ttrin;tiiti It. The rdjht U leervftt! to t jjfnnj' nil vtrt lament, whetl.rt ptlit for or not, .iut the publisher uvw dceni ' ipri't ihertl-liiK r iter mntlo ttmvi. nii applU'iitlnn. KiiteruU :il thu pmintHec nt Hhrimutlonh, IN , ft Hoeond cl.ni niiill umttur 'Ml the News That's Fit to Print. f - j MON'PW. ot Tonii: :u, isps. JIM COUNTRY : First. Last and Forever. Ax oxelnuige says must no. He lias these many years. tlie liiine mute been "going" Jkfkkhsox'.S idea of bimetallism was a dollar's worth of gold or silver at the market rate, stamped as a dollar. It was a simple, elear prop osition, and no thought of departing from it ever entered his mind. Don't listen to any reports put in circulation about any of the candi dates just before election. The very fact that they are circulated at the lust moment, too late for contradic tion, ought to be sullicieut evidence of their falsity. llKKK is apredietion : Stone will be elected Governor of Pennsylvania by not less than .10.000 plurality, with .leaks second and Swallow bringing up the rear. The latter is losing votes and will continue to do the day of election. until A Baltimohk genius claims to have hit upon an easy process of extract ing gold from sawdust. Instead of criticising the administration and howling calamity any man can prosper nowadays who will say noth ing and keep on sawing wood. A (jUKKli year, this I Winter in the summer time and summer in the early winter. October sparring with April for the palm of fickleness. Still, as they say in the streets and on the stage, the stars still shine and "don't you care." It won't make any differ ence whether you care or not. TlIK Jlinersville Free l'ress says the Congressional candidate's friends are intimidating voters at that place, by circulating false statements as to tho Widow hinith and file pontolllce. Tlio Free l'ress says I he widow is ad vising her friends to vote against Bruiuni, because of iii.s treatment of her. Ik tile soldiers who marched through Philadelphia last Thursday are examples of the. emaciated cripples we have been reading about, what giants they must have been before they enlisted. An object lesson like that is a complete answer to the charges of tho hysterical editors of the yellow journals. Contiioi.i.KU Snydkh is making friends wherever ho goes. The mali cious and personal attacks made upon him by the Democratic speakers will make him friends, and is only an other evidence that they realize lie will succeed li ininelf. Sir. Snyder has yery wisely treated with silent con tempt the ravings of these spell hinders. Chaiiiman Babcock, of the Hepub llcan congressional committee, gives out a statement to tho effect that there is not the least probability of the Democrats securing control of Congress. After a careful review of thu Held he says tile Republicans will retain control of that body by a large majority. This being true, the voters of that party in Schuylkill county can very wisely refuse to return adis credited politician to the halls of Con gress. 'I'll K Philadelphia Record is an un compromisingly Democratic journal, but it belongs to the advanced class of newspapers that have tho courage to recognize merit iu their opponents us well as to point out and denounce wrongs in their own party. Tho day of utterly hide-bound partisan jour nalism is surely passing away, and even now tho really iniluential nows- lmpersiire those which aresuflloiontly Independent to be truthful, honest and fearless iu all things. Tho Record nays the Democrats of Schuylkill county are milking a serioiiB mistake in opposing the return of Judge Koeli to the Doneh, which ho has filled with marked ability. As an advocate of a non-partisan judiciary, our contem porary advises DemouratH to vote for Judge Kooh. Sb.2.i 3 "tsLi? all liver UK luhoust i; u'acli' ' mir storo- .' 11,'t s'a i. coiutipa 'in, i . .! ,i ly. wi.li cetpalliul gr r .- Ii t-)r -1 ilniggl.U. JS cut 'i d nn li it - ti l.i ku villi 11. .'Hi'. tjria)arllU IsNI-ltlil.TIO lo t tilcit ortrr fur our uru Nun 'ry Sunk. Fxpenufi nttd ..itur tu iliOiv luTjt.g UuniM, oriotuiutiMlou to lo cal agt-ut- l' rinam at eL. uloTiurut. Tlio jiminM i uihr lrni ( ..ArtJrfM 1bi ll.-.l 'MKHCO o. Jiw.. Plillu. BY THE CHASE ClIlM nes aril, ti ... Pills "UULD dust. 5 S ft, JSC w JSC B K U K K K Saves Work end Worry Neglect should never be laid at the door of a housewife. It may be she v c rk.- harder than her neighbor, but doesn't go about it in just the right way. Her neighbor uses TIIK Ni K. F1IMUMI COMPANY, Chltago. A BRITISH GUARDSMAN. W lint It Cuhti to llclnug tOHCrnch Kng lUll ltcgltlietlt. Tho actual surroundings of ffimrd man's daily lilu arc simple. If iU.uiciti! ! In London, uiiIum at tho Tower, lie will I llvu at thu (iuanls club, us tliu mess at the ! Tower Is thu only one ninlnt'ilncd liy tlio j Foot Ktiards In London, and his o.xpen.sos nt tho club will compare favorably with tho expenses of any other club la (own. If the battalion to which he belongs is quarturcd nt Chelsea barracks, ho may very possibly hao a room in tho barracks. If his puoplo live la town, an is often thu ca6c, ho may lhc nt home, or ho may pre fer tho freedom of a couple of rooms in the neighborhood of .lurmyn sttect or St James'. The entrance feo to tho Guards club Is B0 guineas, ami ho will liavo to pay an an nual subscription of 11 A fair nera(io of tho living expenses of the club may bo taken as some 20 a month, though, If of extravagant tastes, It may bo much high er, and tho rent of his rooms will depund almost entirely on what ho chooses to pay So that It is clear that tho necessary ex penses of lifo in tho Foot guards aro not nearly as prohibitory as is generally sup posed. Tho guardsman receives tho same pay ns olllecrs of corresponding rank In tho line, with tho addition of 70 a year guard's pay, so that it Is possible for n youngster of an economical turn to live in tho guard on an allowance of 300 a year In addition to his pay. As wo havo just shown, it is possible but 1 must admit that it is not often done Tho young guardsman is very seldom con tented with ono club or even with two, and tho brigade will bo found to bo fairly strongly represented at tho llaolieluis', Willie's and the best service clubs. Tho lovers of cricket and tennis proper aro mostly habitues of 1'rinco's, and tlio ma jority bolong to tho principal racing clubs, such ns Sandown l'nrk, and tho horsy, or rather "pony," clubs of Ilurlinghani nnd the newer Ilanclagh. A Hrltlsh Olll ccr in Harper's Magazine To Cum a Cold In Ono lny Take Laxative lliouio Quinine Tahlets. All druggists lefund tlio money if it failsto cure. IWc. Tlio genuine has L. It. (J. on each tablet. tf Tho Umbrella Conscience. "You may bank on a guilty ennsclenco almost every time wlion an umbrella is in question," said a New Orleans drummer. "You see this ono? Well, It canio into my possession quite recently by what tlioy call tho 'right of conquest' In a protocol. 1 was caught nut In tlio rain nftcr lunch and wondering whnt tho deuco I would do when 1 noticed a chap under an awning trying to raiso an umbrella. It was clear ho didn't understand tho fastening, nnd as tho umbrella Itself was not now tlio cir cunistnntlal evidence against liini was con clusive. "So I walked up anil Mild firmly, 'Thnt's my umbrella, sir. ' At tlio same tinio I took it out of ills hand Mo wilted nt onco, stammered something about a mistake and sneaked off, whllo 1 walked away proudly, sheltered from a very moist show er. That's what nerve will do. Wonder, by tlio way, whoso it really Is." Now Or leans Tlmes-Duinoornt A l'alr of Hulls. A very miaint reason, says a writer in tho Loudon Telegraph, was advanced by a domestic servant for thinking that tho plnco she was In was In every way desir able "Aro yoz in a good place, Maryf" asked ono of her friends. "Oh, a mighty foino place entirely," sbo replied. "Shuro, mo mlstics is so rich that all her llannul petticoats is mado of silk I" "Look nt that nuwl" exclaimed tho other in amnzo ment. Hero la ahull from tlio nnrsery : "That's n terrlblo noiso In the nursery, Molly," 6nld tho mistress. "What's tho matter? Can't vou keen tho baby quiet?" "Shuro, nm'ani." replied Molly, "I can't keep hiin quiet unless I lot blm make a noise." Don't TrlHe With Couchs and Colds, Take l'an-Tinn (25c.) and lie cured. At (irnhler liros., drug store. Huh lCosil, fub rosn means literally "under the rose." Tlio phrase dates from -177 11. C, when I'ausanlas, the cnmmniidor of tho confederated ileet of Hpartans and Athe nians, was engaged in an Intrigue with Xerxes to betray Urccco to tho Pcrsinn ruler and to obtain in marriago the hand of the monarch's daughter. Their negoti ations woro can led on under a roof which won coverod with roses nnd were matured , literally "undor tho rose." I'ausanlas, I however, was betrayed, and, to oscapo nr- , rest, lied to tho temple of Minerva. Tho sanctity of this plnco forbidding Intrusion ' for violence of any kind, tho puoplo walled up tho cdlllco with stones and loft tlio fugitive to dlo of starvation. Ills own mother laid tho Hist stono. It afterward became a custom among tlio Athenians to wear a rose when thuy had confldontlul compliments to imike, tlio tlnwer implying strict hocivoy. It was also customary among tho undent Germans on the occa sions of festivity to suspend a rnso nbovo tho tablo as n token that whatever was said during tho feast should be kept secret among thoinselvcs. In IMfl n rose was pluced over cunfossinnals in Roman Cath olic churches Hlilivlug Without Kceing. That a man ran become aociistninod to pro ty much anything is proved by tlui of llcers In the army, who when camped out or placed In a position whuro they do not hnvo tho accessories of the toilet soon learn to do without articles generally thought to bo Indispensable. In conversation an army olllcer said tho other day: "Why, I nour think of using n mirror when 1 shuwi. I do not stand up to do it, cither, hut sit down ou a camp stool or the side of a cot and whnok nwny at my face. It is more eomfortablo to bo seated, and then I do not have to cranu lay neck to see the place I am shaving and thereby exposo myself to a gash from thu razor, I nover cat myself in fact, I will bo willing to wager that I can slmvo in my tent without a mirror as ensllyor with mora case than ninny who havo overy con venience of the lonsorlal table and often loavo marks of their awkwardness on tliolr faces. It is all duo to habit formed liy no cesilty " Kuw Orleans Time Uouiqcrat.. 'COLD DUST " n v. n s?c K 355 33 AlSt Washing PoWdS nnd keeps her liouse twice ns clean with half the effort. Gold Dust Washing Powder has given many a woman the reputation of being n queen of housekeepers. Do you use it? Largest package greatest economy. St. I.ooii, Km Vork. Bmton. rhllaMphla. TO THE LAND OF SUNSHINE I'lnw er, Hie Hand of Amrllrii, Cull- Iliiuit of Amrllrii, rnriilit. Vi.i the true pathway, "The Iron Mountain lloule," which mucinosa region of perpelutl sunshine, whore, snow storms, hlizuinls or liijjli altitudes am unknown, l'tillin.iti first nail seeunil class palace ami tourist sleeping ns to points iu .Missouri, Arkansas, Texas, Old and New Mexico, Arizona, California, OicgoM, Washington, Nebraska, Utah and Nevada, without change. Quick tinio, low rates, mid all the comforts of modern railway liiipiovements guaranteed to all who pur j chase tickets via tlio Missouri Pacific ndlway system. lor rates right from your home, literature, and full information, dropu postal caul, J. V. McCaun, T. 1'. Agent. M0 Itail road avenue, Llmira, N. Y., or ii'Jl Ilroad nuy. Now York. :i-l-tf W. L Hovt. (1. F. 1'. Agt. How's Tills? We offer One Hundred Dollars Howard for my ease of Catarrh that enn not ho cured liy Hall's Catarrh Cuie. F. J. CI1KNKY & CO , Props., Toledo, O. We the undersigned, have known F. J. Cheney or the Inst 15 years, and helievo liiln perfectly honorable ill all liusiness transactions mid fin ancially aide to carry out any obligations made l,y their 111 in. Wl'-sr &TKAUX, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O. Waliii.vo, Kinsan & Mauvin, Wholesale Drug gists, Toledo, Ohio. HaU'H Catanli Cure Is taken internally, acting directly upon the lilood and mucous surfaces of the system, l'rito 73c. per bottle. Hold by nil Druggists. Testimonials free. Coming Invents. Kov. 1st. Annual supper under auspices of Calvary Haptist ckurcii, iu liobbins' opera hou.so. Nov. 4. Grand concert in the Methodist Lpiseopal church under the auspices uf tlio M. U. church choir, assisted by tlio Shenan doah male paity. Nov. Kith. flrand annual supper under auspices of the uieniborsof Trinity Reformed church, in Knbhius' opera house. Nov. 21. Grand masquerade hall, iu Hob bins' opera house, under auspices of tho Dewey Club. Nov. 21th. Turkey supper under the auspices of tho All Saints' church will he held in tlio church basement, corner Oak and West stieets. For Infants and Children. The Khid You Have Always Bought Boars tho Signature Winter Kxcurslou Tickets on tlin l'elin- Hltuuki ltallroitfl. On November 1 the Pennsylvania Kallroad Company will place on salo at its principal ticket oliices excursion tickets to all promi nent winter resoits in Now Jersey, Virginia, North and South Carolina, Georgia, Florida, and Cuba. Tho tickets will bo sold at tlio usual low rates, with tlio usual liberal return limits. Tlio magnificent facilities of tlio Pcunsyl- vanii Ihiilroad. with its many connections, make this the favoiito lino for winter travel. An Illustrated hook, dcscrlptivo of winter resorts, and giving routes of travel aud rates for tickets, will ho furnished free after November 1 on application to ticket agents, It's Winning New Friends Dallj. What? l'aii-Tina for coughs and colds. At (Irnhler liros., drug store. Only Turku. During tho Criinciui war Lord Hnglan was most conciliatory In his conduct and language to tho French, but unluckily from old peninsular associations ho was now and then betrayed Into speaking of thoui i s "tho enemy." "If wo aro placed hero n. id thu enemy aro posted there 'Good licavons, my lord!" Lord da Ros would cry, "What aro you saying?" lie was also particularly desirous of establish ing coullal relations between tho KnglUh and Turkish armies and was much dis turbed at a quarrel which took place be tween sumo of I he soldiers. When tho com batants were dispersed, ono or two Turk ish soldiers were left lying dead. Lord do Ros was sent to tlio grand vizier to express Lord Raglan s concern nnd to promise that oory effort should bo made to lind out anil punisa tno guilty persons. On his beginning to lament an unfortu nate occurrence the Turk looked anxious, but on the matter being broken to him hu exclaimed with great relief: "Is that ull? Whateon.it matter if they nro killed or not?" Lord do Ros returned to Lord Hag Inn, aud in answer to his anxious luqul rios bo replied: "It Is all right. Our follows aro welcome to kill as many of them ns they ploasu. " Spectator. Untidy For tlio Farmers. When a farmer ora boat builder nt Win ter Harbor needs a grindstone, ho goes down the bay and llshes forouuwlth ropes mid tackle from a bout Thu bottom is coven d with them, and therein bo hauled out all ready to set up. Many years ago a schooner from Rockland loaded with a cargo of several hundred grindstones went tnwiv'kon the strip of rocks now ami for that loasiiu known as Grindstone point. Hhouunt to the bottom, and as the tim bers rotted and separated or were washod away by the frequent storm tho grind stones were scattered around, n quarry which everybody U at liberty to patronize for himself. Winter Harbor (Ma) Letter in Chicago Record. Where n Ktroug Itoud In Needed. Jeweler Narrower and lighter wod dlng rings aro fashionable. Why do you want ono so hro.ul and heavy? Customer Wu expect to move to North Dakota after tho weddiug. lewolers' Weekly The busiest streets of London nro the narrowest, liko those of, Pittsburg, whllo the oppojito rule ought to prevail in an Ideal city Members of large families nro usually itrongcr than mombers of small families, lir which thero aro good uuttiral luutous. IN A femilSH RfcUlMENT. The lltiwrlttl'ii Itulrs That (Initio tint Of aiern In Matrimonial All'idr. This regimental family Is, m a rule, by nn means an Uveloss Kden. Several of tlio olllcers will probably bo married men, and the Indies are usually rcoognlul ns mem bers of the lcglmeiitnl family and nro quite ns keen as their Husbands to main tain in every way thu honor and credit of thu corps. Hie. regiment liken ko feels that the married ladles belong to It quite ns much us do their husbands, and out siders nro occasionally made to repent an action, possibly unintentional, which has been construed into a social slight on one nf those ladles. In some regiments thu ladles all dine at mess with their husbands' brother oiliccrs on Christmas night. In others other little friendly customs oxlst, Identifying them with tho corps, and In tho ease of ail rei mental entertainments the wife of the sen lor olllcer will, ns a matter of couise, ro lulve the pnests. Iilotvuf what I have said above the rendi r must not run away with tho Idea that matrimony Is nt all encouraged in the cavalry. Very fur from It. It is recognized thnt human frailty Is such that some al lowance must bo made for senior olllcers, but tho married subaltern Is not likely to find himself popular and unless n very good chap may recolvo a strong hint to remove himself and his bride to some oth er regiment. Tho feeling about mntrlmony mny bo summed up us follows: The colonel should bo married a bachelor colonel iu tho mess Is not ahvay a joy forever; majors, especi ally If grumpy nnd livery in tho morning, may bo married; captains should not bo married, and subalterns must be bachelors, though, sad to say, they often prove quite as susceptible as their seniors. Tho chief reason for this feeling against matrimony Is that it is bad for the moss. Married olllcers only pay half tho usual mess subscriptions through their agents, nnd as they seldom dine In tho mess tlio cost of maintaining a proper establishment, being divisible into fewer parts, falls nioro heavily on tho bachelor members. Also the sociability of tho mess suffers, and, though this is strictly between ourselves, tho addition of n now lady to tho married roll of a regiment is not always found to Increase the harmony of its regimental life. In somo corps would bo benedicts hnvo to pay a tine of 100 to tho funds of the mess as a compensation for their In tended desertion. A Urltish Olllcer In Hnrpor's Magazlno. LONDON fOG. A Cnrlylc I'leturo of a Dark, Damp liny III tile Kligllsli Metropolis. All people here hnvo got a thing they cnll Inlluenzn, a dirty, feverish kind of cold very miserable and so general as was hardly over seen, writes Carlylo to his sister, Mrs. Ilauning. Printing olllccs, manufactories, tailor shops and such like aro struck silent, every second man lying snlltcring in his respective plnco of abode. Tho same seoms to bo tlio rule in tho north too. I suppose the miserable temperate of climate may be tho cause. Worse weather nover fell from tlio Lift, to my judgment, than wo havo hero reck, mist, cold, wet. Tho day before yes terday thero was ono of our coinpletest London fogs, u thing of which I suppose you even at Manchester can form no kind of notion. For wo are exactly ten timos ns big ns you me, and parts of us aro hard ly loss rooky and dirty. Further, wo lio tint on the edge of a broad river. And now suppose there wero n mist black enough and such that no smoke or emana tion could rise from us, but fell again the Instant it had gotoutof tho chimney hoadl People havo to light candles at noon, coaches havo torch bearers running nt the horses' heads. It Is llko a sea of Ink. I wonder the people do not ull drop down dead In It, since they nro not llshes of n particular Bort. It Ir cause enough for In llucii7a. Poor Jane, who misses nothing, has caught fust hold of this Sunday last and has really been miserably ill. As for myself, I have felt thuso wretched fogs penetrating into mo with a clear design to produce cough, but I liao set my face against it and said no This really does a grout (leal ami has ft rved mo hitherto. I hopo to escape the Inlluenzn. They say it is abating. Atlantic Olve the Children a Drink; called Clrain-O. It is a delicious, appetizing nourishing food drink to tako tho placo of cotfeo. Sold by all grocers and liked by all who havo usod It hecauso when properly prepared it tastes like tho finest coffee but is free from all its injurious properties. Grain- O aids digestion and jitrongthons tlio nerves. It is not a stimulant but a health builder, and children, as well as adults, can drink it with great benefit. Costs about I as much as cofloo. 15 and 25o. John Whs AH night. A elorgymnn who has a small farm was walking round, superintending, when he cnino up to his plowman, who was resting ins horses. J no clergyman said: "John, could you not bring an old sickle nnd cut away tho weeds In tills corner while you rost tho horses?" .John said: "Master, couldn't you tako a bag of them mixed seeds into the pnolpit wl' you and sort 'em whllo thoy'ro singing?" John always breathed ids horses as well ns himself after that with nothing said. Loudon Answers. Crippled by Rheumatism. Thoso who hiwe Rheumatism find tliemselvos growing steadily worso all the while. Ono reason of this is that tho remedies prescribed by tho doctors contain mercury and potash, which ul timately intensify the disease by caus ing tho Joints to swell and stiffen, Broduclng asevero aching of tho hones. . S. S. has been curing Rheumatism for twonfy years oven tlio worst cases which seemed almost incurable. Capt, 0.13. Hughes, tho popular railroad conductor, of Columbia, S. O., had an expert, ence wilh UheumatUm which conrlnced him inn i mare is nniy ono eurefor thatpalntul dis ease. He says: "I was a gn at sufferer from mus cular Kheumatlsm for two years. 1 could get no pernanont relief Jromnny medlclnn pre rorlbed by my physician, I took nboutn dozen bot tles of your 6. 8. H., and Iiuw A um ub vri-tl as 1 r'J ever was Inmy life. Iam euro mat your meuicins cured me. and I would refntiimendlt tn nnvnnft uttering from any blood disease." Everybody knows that Rhoumntism Is a diseased stato of tho blood, and only a blood remedy is tho only proper treatment, but a remedy contninlnR potueh and mercury only uggruvatea tho trouble boing Purely Yegotablo, goes direct to tho very causo of the disease and a per munont euro always results. It Is the only blood remedy guaranteed to con tain no potash, mercury or other dan gerous minerals, Books rnntlod free by Swift Specific Company, Atlanta, Otorglk. S.S.S.rTeBiooi mm. piMaiAM's advice. What Mru. Noll Hurst han to Say About It. Df.au Mns. PmrcnAM: When I wrote to you I had not been well for flvo years; had doctored all tho tlmo but got no better. 1 lind womb trouble very bad. My womb pressed backward, causing piles. 1 was In such mlsory I could scarcely walk across tho iloor. Men struation was Irregular and too pro- liiso, was also troubled with lcucorrhocn. I thought I had consumption. After taking h flrn bottles of IIf ' SIS: I felt very much better and was able to do nearly all my own work. I continued the use of your medi cine, and feel that I owo my recovery to you. I caimotthaukyouenoughfor your advieo and your wonderful niodieino. Any ono doubting my statement may write to mo and I will gladly answer nil inquiries. Mrs. Neli. IIunsT, Deep water, Mo. Letters liko tho foregoing, con stantly being received, contribute not a little to tho satisfaction felt by Mrs. I'lukhnm that her medicine nnd counsel are assisting women to bear their heavy burdens. Mrs. I'inkham'saddrcsslsLynn, Mass. All suffering women tiro Invited to write to her for advice, which will be given without charge. It Is an ex- onrmnccd woman s advice to women. The IHesHliig of One Newspaper. As to tho newspaper, it Is obvious thnt in the country you npprcclato It much more when you havo to wait for It and when it conies nt unexpected moments. I never properly enjoyed a newspaper till I settled In tho country. Tho reason is that in town you have too many journals nnd get perfectly nauseated with thoin. You saiinot walk down a street without somo bawling urchin thrusting tho "latest odl tlon" under your nose Here, on tho other hand, we have only one or, nt most, two papers each day, and wo read nnd digest them thoroughly, with u satisfaction to Which you, with your scrambling, scrappy method of perusal, aro entlro strangers. Cornhill Magazine. THAT JOVI'TIL. FUHI.ING With tlio exhilarating sense of renewed health aud strength and internal cleanliness, which fellows tho use of Syrup of Figs, is unknown to the few who have not progressed beyond tlio old-tiiuo medicines and the cheap substitutes sometimes uflercd hut lievor ac. cepted liy the well-informed, lluy tlio genuine. .Manufactured by tho California Fig Sprup Co. tfcceiitrlcitlu of Teniperntllre. We hau ground for expecting that in England about three times in tho century the Thames will bo frozen over nt London bridge, but that consummation Is syn onymous with nn Intense degree of contin uous frost which will not ho confined to Britain, for of late years It has become patent that these areas of oxtremo temper aturo are very extensive, and that when thero Is an oxcesslvoly cold winter In Eng land and Franco, even Itnly is oftou In cluded I can recollect In tho winter of 18S1 seeing tho Arno nt Florence being skated upon, and icicles llko a prodigious portcullis hanging from tho l'onto Voo chlo, somo of which wero 7 nnd 8 feet In length. 1 hnvo known Cnnnao ond Pom poll smothered in snow nnd tho entlro lemon crop of Ainnlfl nnd Palermo de stroyed by frost Nevertheless I havo nov er experienced anything approaching to tho following, which Is related by Uombo in bis "Storla Vonota," 1. 1, : "In 1401, through tho .sovorlty of tho eenson, tho (salt) water of the Grand canal was frozen, and the Stradlots (Greek mor conarles of tho republio) held their tourna inont on tho Ice, horse against liorso, with their lances." Notes and Queries. IrUh l'otnt ILacc. Let it not be supposed that this loco la simply an imitation of tho Italian model. At llrst thu stitches wero few, but with tinio and practice somo hundred now ones havo boon Invented, and theso so compli cated that it is almost Impossible to rip them. Consequently this lnco, which looks light ns gossamer, has great durability and grows moro valunblowith tho lausoof time. It stands wear and tear and can ha wnshed and mado up without dotrlmont. It is often conpared to tho finest old Urus- euls point, which it more nearly resomblos now than tho Italian point, from which It sprang. Hut what between tho number of now stltohes Invented by tho lacomnk ers, the nrloty of doslgns nnd tho perfec tion to which tho work has been brought, tho Irish point has a right to its iiamo as an original fabrio, though "it only came Into exlstenco as nn Irish industry within living memory." It is mado entirely with tho noodlo nnd demands tho greatest skill nnd euro. Tho finest is very costly, rising to 80 a yard for deep llounces, 30 for a handkerchief nnd 50 for a fan. Chambers' Journal. St. Gcorgo's bay, Newfoundland, con tains an immensu coalfield fully 20 miles In length and 10 In breadth. It has been estimated that if the output were to reach 250,000 tons per annum tho oonl bod would not bo exhausted in a century. dues croup, soio throat, pulmonary troubles Mnnaich over pain nf every sort. Dr. Thomas' F.clectric Oil. Are You Going to Cuba 7 If you are, John M, Bcall, District I'asson ger Agent, Southern Railway, IBS Chestnut street, Philadelphia, I'a., is the man to apply to for rates, rallies aud schedules. Wiito to Mm. Cure that Cough with Khiloli's Cure. The best Cough Cure. Relieves Croup promptly Ono million bottles sold last year. 40 doses fury.1) cts. Sold by P. D. KirUn and a guar antco. Are You Going to Havana 7 It w ill he a lovely trip for yuu this winter and it cull be inado cheaply and comfortably. John M. ileal!. District Passenger Agent, (southern Railway, tiiH Chestnut street Philadelphia, Pa., will furnish you nil information If you will write to Mm. "A doso In time saves lives." Dr. Wood's Norway Pino Uyiup; nature's remedy for coughs, colds, pulmonary diseases of every Bort, How Railways Improve. Nothing settles a road-bed llko ago. Noth ing Improves train eorvico llko exnerlonro. Witness it pmctlcal demonstration of tin so theories liy iislug tho Southern railway the shoit line lo 1'iarlda, this season, Tho track will ho smooth, the schedules fust, the trains superb. Let John M, Ileal), District Pas. sengcr Agent, 1128 Chestnut street, I'lilladct phia, i'a., arrange the details, Shtloh's Consumption Curo cures whore others full. It Is thu lending Cough Cure, end no home should ho withuut it. Pleasant to tako and goes right to tho spat. Sold by 1 1', I). Kiillu aud a guarantee. A CRA2G OP PfaEUDO SCIENCH. Ihe I'resent Itemnrknblo ltevlml of M illmvnl Superstition. In Tho Century Daniel G. Hrinton has an article on "Popular Superstitions of ICuropo." Dr. nrlnton closes his artlclo by saying ; Fiom somo strnngo reason there hns I'con n wonderful revlvol within tho last decade of neatly every inodlnjval supersti tion, under Muiniis guises, In tlio most eu lightened centers of Vie world. The prac titioners of thlj modern sorcery, instead of rniucalllig, advcrtlso tholrelnlms and urge them on tho community under pi-eudo sc.lcnlllle names nnd Jargons. Palmistry, astrology, sympathetic maglo, the doctrine nf slgn.ttf.ns, hlerotheripelitles nnd ull tho lanugo of fifteenth century thnUnm turgy Ilourlsh today in lloston nnd New York, In Paris and Chicago, to a degree surpassing anything known throe centuries ago, Thero Is n reuson for tills. Sorcery is science seen upside down Thero Is a con fused groundwork of truth, n fallacious method of viewing lucts, nt the basis of these psoudo sciences. Yot tho truth nnd tho facts exist, nnd these explain the suc cess of tho deceptions. They dnzzlo and daze minds nut trained In sound reasoning. And how few nro! Tho societies for "psychical research" and theosoplilo pjico illation begin with nn acknowledgment of the possible truth of ghost seeing nnd of communion with the divine. This pos sible ground is seized by tho charlatan ns proved basis, for his Illusory odlileu. Superstitions aro at core tho same every where aud at nil times, because they nro based on those desires and thnt Ignorance which aro nnd will ever be a part of man's nature. Ho is dimly nwaro of mighty, un measured forces in ccascloss activity around him, controlling his own destiny, the ominous and omnipresent portont of dentil meets him nt every turn; dlssntls fnotlon with his present condition, Intense longing for n life and joy which it cod never offer, gond him to sook n knowledge which wolghts and measures nro Impotent to nccord him. Yet such restricted knowl edge is nil that sclenco can supply. Thero foro ho turns in despair to tho mystics nnd tho adepts, tho Cagllostros nnd tho Humes, who stand ready to beckon him Into their illusory temples of folly. Bucklcn's Arnica Salve. Tho best salvo iu the world for cats, bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rhoum, fever sores, tetter, chapped hands, chilblains, corns, una all skin eruptions, and DositirolT cures titles. or .10 pay required. It is guaranteed togivo porfect satisfaction or tuony relunded. Price 25 cents per box. For salo by A. Waidor. He Baled tlio Sthow. Wild Muii of Dnrnco I tell you the ruiitmrci of tins show is a smart chap. licnrdcd Lady In what way? Wild Man l or cases of eincrgoncy. While j nu wero out this afternoon tlio cur rent from tho ulcclrio girl struck the man With tho iron jaw, who was rented next to her, and .iwnily set the platform on lire, but the manager Mixed the shoxv. Hoarded Lady What did lie do? Wild Mini He seized tho 1 ml . rubber man, shoved lilm In between the couple and insulated the iron jaw man. London Ansxver.s Virtue. Unrewnrdud. "Oh, hang itl Hero I coiuo homo sober, did my wife's so fast asleep sbo doosn't notice It at ull!" Mcggondorfer Illuttor, ITEATIT DISEASE. SOME FACTS REGARDING THE RAPID INCREASE OF HEART TIKIUIH.ES. Do Not be Alarmed, But Look For the Cause. Heart troubles, at least among Americans, are ccitainly increasing nnd xvhiie this may be largely due to the excitement and worry of Ameiican business, it is more often the result of xveak stomachs, of poor digestion. Real, organic heart disease is incurable; but not one case in a hundred of heart trouble is organic. The close relation between heart trouble and poor digestion is because botli organs are controlled by branches of the same great nerves, the symiatlietic and 1'neumognstric. In another xvay, also the heart is affected liy that form of poor digestion, which causes gas and fermentation from half digested food ; there is a feeling of oppression and heaviness iu the chest caused by pressure of the dis tended stomach on the heart and lungs, inter fering xx-itli their action ; hence arises palpita tion and short breath. Poor digestion also poisons the blood, makes it lliin and watery, xvliich irritates and weakens the heart. The most sensible treatment for heart trouble is to improve the digestion and to insure the prompt assimilation of food. This can best be done by the regular use after meals, of some safe, pleasant and effec tive digestive preparation, like Stuart's Dys pepsia Tablets, which may be found at most drug stores and xvliich contain x'nluable, harm less digestive elements in a pleasant, conven ient form. It is safo to say that the regular, persistent use of Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets at meal time xvill cure any form of stomach trouble except cancer of the stomach. Fulliized package of the tab'ets sold by druggists at 50 cents. Little book on stomach troubles mailed free. Address Stuart Co., Marshall, Mich. rniiJL- enmr - store. o DKALKH IN o Fruit, Confectionery, Cigars and Tobacco. Wholesale and Retail, SO West Ccntro Street EVAN J. DAVfES. Livery and Undertaking, Nn 13 North Jardin St. nillions of Dollar Go up In 8moki, every year, Tako i o risks but got year houses, Block, fa'. nlture, etc., insured in first-class re liable companies us niprosentcxl by ftAVlTi FATIST iustrancc Ajrent uiiyiu rAUDi, 120 Boulll 3jnM Alto Ltt nrt Accidental Coiapull la Grippe, t'ollowed by Heart Disease, Cured by DI7. MILES' HEART CURE, Iff r k sf ' 1 W I t 1 . - .... ,1 lnvntor ann manuiaciurcr m ni..,lit Rofnl .. XltllUotrKn Cnlildlntf. writes of Dr. Miles' Henrt Curo. "Two years agoan attack of LaOrlppo left r:o with a weak heart, I had run down In flesh to mcro eltln and bono. I could not sleep lying dot n for smothering spells; frequent rharp darting pains and palpitation caused a con stant fear of sadden death, nothing could induco mo to remain away from homo over night. My local physician prescribed Dr. Miles' Heart Curo and in a few days I v,asl able to olecp well aud tho pains gradually lessened, and finally ceased. I reduced tho the doses, having gained fifteen pounds, und am now feeling better In ox-ory way than I havo for years." Dr. Miles' Remedies oro told by all drug gists under a positlvo guarantee, first bottlo benefits or money re funded, Book on dis eases of tho heart and nerves f roe. Address, 5x Br." SV PiHca' ftostorco DR. MILES MEDICAL CO., Elkhart, Iud. ennsylvania RAILROAD. ncHUVKILL DIVISION. OCTOBKIt 4, 1898. Trains will leave Shenandoah after Ine aoote aate for Wlggau, Gtlbcrton, Kractcvllle Dai Water, SI. Clair, l'ottsvlllo. numbing, ltemllng, I'ottptnwn, Phoenlxvflle. Iforrlslown aLd PlTui aelphln (flr.ad street elation) at 6 09 and H 15 a. tn., 202, 0 19 p m. on xveck iln)a. Sundays, 8 If! . iu., 4 55 p. in. Trains leave Frnckvlllo for Shenandoah 7 3S, 11411a.m. and 5 40, 7 30 p. u, Sunday, 11 01 a. ni. and 5 40 p. m. Leave l'ottsvlllo for Shenandoah (via Frack vlllo; 7 10, 11 20 a. in., 5 20, 7 10 p. m. Sunday 10 3.1 a. in., 5 20 p. lo. Lcavo Philadelphia, (Broad street stailou), for Slitwandoah at 8 35 a. in., 4 10 p. in. week dnys. Sundays leave at 6 60 und 9 23 n. in. Lcavo Broad Street Station. Philadelphia, KOU NHW YORK. Kiprcas, week-days, B 20, 1 0a, 4 50 5 05,5 15,0 50 I I .' 1, 1 03, 1 50 5 03,5 15,0 50 )a. ir 12 00 neon, j2T 7 02. 7.10, lOOup. liV.JL3 : 20, l ax. i no a ox, 5 15, rVM. i iw, a -ju, a 00, -iu 11 1 uu a (Limited 1 00 and I22 I . S 50. 1 02. 5 00. 5 50 0 00. 7 I 1201. night. Sundays. 8 20, 4 UX. 150 SOX, 515, 8 20, 9 5S, 10 21, 1185 n. 111., 12 03, 12 35, l HO, I (.'-', (l.lllilU'U MZ!, 5 20, '5 56, 0 35, 7 02, 7 00, 10 0U p. m., 1201 night Kxpress for Boston without change, 11 0Oa in,, week-days, mid 7 00 p. m., dally. For Sea Girt, Asbury Park, Oe?an Grove, Long Branch, 8 20, 11 14 a 111, 3 30, 4 02 p 111 weekdays. For Lumber vllle, KaBton and Scranton, G50, VOOu in, 12 00 liooii,3 52, 5 00 (Lainbi-rtville und Fasten only), weekdays, and 7 02 p m dally. ItulTalo, 9 Oil a in, 1200 noon weekdays, nnd 7 Ot p in dally. WASHINGTON AND THU SOUTH. For Baltimore and Washington. 3 50, 7 20, S 32, 1020, II 23, a. ui., 1209, I231 ! It, 3 12, 4 41, (3 25 Congremlonal Limited,) 0 17. 655,7 31 p. in., and 12 OX night week days. Sundays, 3 50, 7 20, 9 12, 11 23, a. in., 1209, l 12, 4 41, t520 Congressional Limited,) 6 55 7 81 p. m. and 12 05 IliKlit. For Baltimore, accommodation, 0 12 a in, 2 02 and 4 01 p m week days, 5 OS and 11 10 p in dally Atlantic Coast Line, exprcas 1209 p lu, and 12 01 night, dally. Southern Hallway, express 0 55 p ni, dally. Chesapeake Ac Ohio Hallway, 7 31 p in, daily, For Old Point Comfort and Norfolk, 10 20 o in xvcekdays, 11 10 p in dally. Leave Market street wharf as follows: Kx press for New York, 9 00 a m, I 30 u in week days. For Long Brunch, via Seaside Park, 8 30 a m weekdys. ror Island lleignts, 830 a m and 4 00 p in weekdays, KOU ATLANTIC CITY. Leave Broad street station via Delaware river bridge Hxprcss, 9 40 u m705p. in, Sundays, 9 20 u. in., 7 05 p. in. Leave Market Street Warf Express, 9 00 am, 2 00,4 00,5 00 p m. Sundays, 9 00, 10 00 a m (accommodation 4 30 and 5 00 u in. For Capo May, Sea Isle City, Ocelli Clly, Avalou Stone Harbor, Anglesea, Wlldwood anUUHV Hollj Beach Kxprcss, 9 00 n in, 4 00, p ra, J? weekdays. Sundays 9 00 a in, For Some Point ISxprees, 9 00 a. m 2 00, 4 00, 5 00, p. m. week days Sundays, 9 00 and 10 00 a. m Tho Union Transfer Company will call for and check baggage from betels aud rcnidcnccn. 1. 11. Hutcuinson, J. K. Wood, (len'l Manaicer. Gen'l I'usmVt Agl Lauer,s Pilsner Beer. Needs no recommendation. Put up in bottles for family use and delivered at your home. Lauer's Pilsner Draught Beer Is drank by the majority of llfft- f1-!tlL--l-C Til.., rrnA A" s. ..-. ... ' . IwV UlU liUUU, V nntlirxritxr rn uduph If? 1 Wit- Wtf Christ. ;liniidt, Agent and Bottler, 203 W. Coal Street, SHENANDOAH - FA. PROFESSIONAL CARDS jl M.BUKKK, ATTORNEY -AT-I.AW. Oftlce Itgan building, con er of Main an Centre utreeta, Shenandoah, r H. POMKUOY, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW BhooAiidoah, Pa. pltOl', JOHN JONES, MUSICAL INSTRUCTOR, Lock Box 6.1, Mahanoy City, Ye, Having studied under come of the best uiantcmlu London and Pari, will give Icsunn nn the rlolln, mandolin, cellar and vocal culture, Trr.ii reasonable, Aulriw In cJiro of Slrouna, 'ho leweler Shenandoah. 'J J f, ft