'I TO CURE NERVOUS DYSPEPSIA. To Oiln Fleih, to Sleep Well, to Know What Appetite and Good Digestion Mean, Make a Test of Stuart's Dyspepila Tablets. Interesting Experience of an Indianapolis Gentleman, No trouble is more common or more mis understood ttian nervous dyspepsia. l'coplc having it think that tlicir nerves nrc to blame, arc surprised that lliey nre not cured by nerve medicines and spring remedies ; the real sent of mischief is lost sight of i the stomach is the origin to be looked after. Nervous dyspeptics often do not have any paia whatever In the stomach, nor perhaps any of the usual symptoms of stomach weak ness. Nervous dj spcjisia shows itself not in the stomach so much as in nearly every other organ j in some cases the heart palpitates ir regular ; In others, the kidnes are affected ; in others the bowels nrc constipated, with head- arhes : still others nic troubled with loss of flesh and appetite, with tiie accumulation of gas, sour risings and heartburn, Mr. A. W. Sharper, of No. Ot 1'rospectSt., Indianapolis, Ind., writes as follows: "A motive of pure gratitude prompts me to write these few lines regarding the new and valuable h medicine, Ktuatt's Ilysjiepsia Tablets. 1 have been a sufleier from nervous dyspepsia for the last four years ; have used various patent med icines and other remedies without any favor able result. They sometimes gave tempor ary relief until the effects of the medicine wore off, I attributed this to my sedentary habits, being a bookkecier with little physical exer cise, but I am glad to slate that the tablets have overcome ail these obstacles, for I have gained in flesh, sleep belter, and am better in every way. The above is written not for tm- tority, but is based on actual facts." Respectfully yours, A. V. Sharper, . 61 l'rospect St., Indianapolis, Ind. It is safe to say that Stuarts Dyspepsia Tab lets will cure nny stomach weakness or dis ease except cancer of the stomach. They cure sour stomach, gas, loss of flesh and appe lite, sleeplessness, palpitation, heartburn, con stipation and headaches. Send for ' valuable little book on stomach diseases by addressing Stuart Co,, Marshall, Mich. All druggists sell full sized packages at 50 cents. Coining l?trnln. Oct, 17. Urantl bull at Kohblns' opera ltouso, of tlio West hml Grays baso ball club, fur tho benefit of Thomas Matthews. Oct. ai. Third niimml ball of Defender -7, IIoso Co., No. 3, of Turkey Run, at tho com 0 pany'shull. How's Till? Wo offer One Hundred Dollars Hewnrd for nny enso of Catarrh that can not ho cured hy IIiiU'h Catarrh Cure, F, J.CHKNKYfc CO , Props., Toledo, O. We the uiulerHlned, have known F. J. Cheney or tho last 15 years, and bellevo him perfectly honorable hi nil business transactions nnd fin ancially able to tarry out nny obligations made hy their firm. Weht Sl Tieaux, Wholesale DruMs, Toledo, O, Walihnq, Kinsasj fc Maiivin, Wholesale Drug i;Utt, Toledo, Ohio. Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally, acting directly upon the. blood and mucous surfaces ol thesyHteni. Price TJSo. per bottle. Sold by all DriiBffNts. Testimonials free. A Novelist's Family. Robert Burr, tho novelist, when nsfcod a low questions nbout lilinsuir nnu ins am Uysalil: "My wlfo Is n Cnnmlinn of Kng llsh ilescent. My dnuubtur Is a Kankoo, born In Detroit. My feon la nn Engllsh- inau, born In London. I nm an Anioricun citizen, mndu ono hi Detroit." Give the Children a Drink called Clrain-O. It is a delicious, appotizlng, nourishing food drink to tako tho placo of collee. Sold by all grocers and liked by all who havo used it because when proporly prepared it tastes llko tho finest cone, but is frco from all Its injurious properties. Grain h v aius (iiKosuou aim strengthens tho nerves It is not a stimulant but a health buiUor. and children, as woll as adults, can drink it with great boncfit. Costs about 1 as much aj coflco. 15 and 25c. A Swallow's Somo ono, wishing to test tho flight of n swallow, caught an untnmod ono that had Its nest on it farm In Shropshlro, England. It was taken In ncago to London anil thou not free. Eighty minutes after Its rclonso it was back at Its homo, having traveled 14G miles ut tho rate of two miles u min ute. Up to Sate for Fains and Aches. Everybody says Kcd Flag Oil, 25c. At Qruhlor Bros., drug store. Well .Mot. Years ago a llttlo periodical wns pub lished in England entitled "Captain Hook In London; or, tho Chieftain's Weokly Gazutto." Naturally it was full of Irish ideas, and so not entirely agrcoublo to tho existing government. Ono morning, whllo It wns In full swing, two gintlomon met accidentally in Lon don's Given park. Ono of them was tho editor of tho seditious papor and tho othor an Englishman who seemed to bo greatly interested In public atlalra. They drifted into talk on Ireland, and nt Its conclusion tho stranger presonted his gold snuffbox to tho editor, f Ah. "Tnko this, mv frIond."ald hn. "as n llttlo memorial of tho most useful and In structive conversation I havo over had on Irish affairs. You will not vnluo It tho loss when I toll you I am tho prlnco to Kent." "Will your royal highness," said tho Irishman, "permit 1110 In tondorlng my grateful thanks to nanio myself, for I fear your royal highness has heiird ot me bo foro." "Dy all means," said tho prlnco, n good ileal amused nt tno assurance 01 tho in trepid Irishman. "Toll 1110 who you nro." "May It plenso your royal highness, I nm Captain Hook." And In thoso days tho captain's nanio wns equivalent to that ot a dynamiter. Needless to eny that tho now acquaint' uncos pnvted with no talk of a future mooting. Only one remedy In tho world that will at onco Btop Itchiness of the skin In any part of tho body, Doan's Ointment. At any drug store, CO cents. Inhuman Treatment. "Is that Admiral Corvcraf Ho looks worried nnd distressed. I nm glad our pcoplo nro treating him kindly." "Klridlyf Do you boo that hunted look In his oyosf That comes from dodging autograph fiends." Chicago Tribune. No Hai-gulii on'urril. "Spain should tnko back hor Btlgnin .umt wo arc u nation 01 snopueopors." w "Yosj thoro woro no goods marked down in purposes advertisement."- Chi cago Record. A Sure Cure for Coughs and Colls. That's what I'an-Tina Is, 85c. Atdruhler Bros., drug store. EASTEfl SEA90N IN RUSSIA. Tho Most Venerated Mid tiny 11I tlio Ycf ' ljr Festival. Easter In Russia Is' tho most vonoratod and nlpo tho most gay of tbu yonrly festl- vols, says l'rlnco Kropotkln in xno At lnntla Tho last wool: of tho groat Lout, tho Passion week, was kopt in Moscow lu my childhood with nn oxtrcmo solemnity. It wns 11 tlmu of general mourning, ulid crowds of pcoplo wont to tho churchos to listen to tlio impressive rending or tnoso passages of tho gospels which relnto to tho sullorlngs of tho Chi 1st. Not only wero meat, eggs mid butter not cnton, but ovon fish was refused, noino of tlio uioat rigor ous taking no food at nil on Good Friday. Thu moro striking wns tlio contrast when Knster camo. Iivury ono went to church on Saturday to attend tho night scrvleo, which began In a liiournful wny. Thon nil 01 a suddon nt midnight tho rosurrcotlon news was an nounced. All oliurolics woro suddenly Il luminated, and gay peals of tho bolls ro sounded from tho hundreds of churches. Gcnunil rejoicing began. All kissed oach other thrlco on the ohooks, rcpontlng tho resurrection words, and tho churches, now Hooded with light, shone, with tho gny toilets of tho ladles. Tho poorest woman of tho pcoplo had n now dress. If she. had only ono now dress n yoar, sho would pro pari) It for that night. Tho holy week was nt tlio snmo timo nnd Is still tho signal for a real debauch In uatlng. Special Kastcr cream chooses (paskha) and Knster bread (koolloh) nro nrenared, nnu ovcry ono, no inntior now poor ho or sho may bo, must havo, bo It only a small paskha and n small koollch, with at loast 0110 egg painted In red, to uo consecrated in tho church and to bo used afterwnrd to brook tho Iont. With most old Russians ontlng began nt night, nftcr a short Unstcr mass, Immodlatoly nftor tho consecrated food had boon brought from church, but In tho houses of tho nobility tho coromony was; postponed till Sunday morning, whon a tiiblo was oovorcd with all sorts of viands, cheeses and pastry, nnd all tho sorvnhts enmo to oxchnngo with their innturs tbreu kisses and n red tiulnt cd egg. For tho vfh'olo of tlio Easier wook n tablo spread with Knster food stood In tho great hall, and ovory visitor was In1 vltod to partnko of somo. The Size of the Sea. Hero nro n fow facts about tho son for your scrapbook : Thu Piiclfla covers 68.000.000. tho At lnntla 30,000,000 nnd tho Indian Ocean, Arctlo and Antarctic 42,000,000 squnro miles. To stow nwny tho contents of tho I'ociflo it would bo necessary to till a tank ono mllo long, ono mllu wldo and one mllo deep ovcry day for -110 years. Tut In 11s urcs, tho I'aelflo ladds In weight 018,000, 000,000,000,000,000 tons. It would tnko about 1,000,000 years for all Its wntor to pass over tho falls of Niagara. Tho nvorngn depth of tlio Atlantic Is not qulto thrco miles. Its wntors woigh 823, 000,000,000,000,000 tons, and n tank to contain it would hnvo each of Its slx'sldos 430 miles long. Tho figures of tho other ocoans nro In tho samo startling propor tions. It would tako all tho sea water In tho world about 2,000,000 yonrs to flow over Niagara. A tank to hold It all would havo to measure nearly 1,000 miles along each of Its sides. A Clever Trick It certainly looks llko It, hut thoro Is really no trick about it. Anybody can try it who has larao liack and weak kidneys, malaria or nervous troubles. Wo mean ho can euro himself right away hy taking Electric Bit ters. This medicine tones up the whole system, acts as a stimulaut to tlio liver and kidneys, is a blood purillor and ncrvo tonic. It cures constipation, headache, fainting Bpells, sleeplessness and melancholy. It is purely, vegetable, a mild laxatlvo, and re stores tho system to its natural vigor. Try Electric Bitters aud be convinced that they aro a lnlraclo worker. Kvory bottlft guaran teed. Only 50c. a bottlo at A. Wasloy's drug store. NIGHT ON THE RANGE. It's ho, It's ho, for tho wind and tlio ratal The trees on the rlrigciOitsa and'straluV Over tho heads of tho cattla Tho stripped limbs whlstlo, they wrench and rattle. Hurkl liar k I Tlio thin wolves hark; They whlmp and vrhlno For the mlJ moonshine. ; The; snap at tho napping wings of tho dark. It's ho for tho bleat of tho wodnlnc sheen. For thu shout ot the owl on tho howling steep! Tho hulo old Rods of the hill, Thoy clash tho tankards, thoy take their AIL IIowll Howll Tho great gray owl. Ills eyeballs blaze Down tho irjdy ways. Scamper, wolves, by the oyes of tho owll John Vanco Cheney in "Land of tho Bun' shlno." I'rovlalmilnc Illg Steamer. Tho Quantity of food used In n 20 days' trip jmt nu ocean greyhound, IJombay to London, w lit about ouu pnssengcrs, coie gists of: Eggs, 32,000; moot, aa.uuu pounds; vegetables, 8,200 pounds; potiv toes, 1) tons; ducks, l.iiou; gnmo nnu poul try, 1,400 head; llsh, 11,000 pounds; flour. 44 barrels. 1 DENY II. When the Facts are Uroueht Home to us, and by Our Neighbors, Too. They are Shenandoah Facts. A wholcsomo suspicion Is one or our characteristics as a pcoplo. In matters worthy of investigation wo want real taujl bio facts regarding it. The word of those we know, tho noarby ovidenco obtainable, are generally what wo most desire. When wo call on a neighbor, a man of business at that, and say, "You havo somo exporlonco with so-and-so. What do you think of it? "And ho answers "Just the thing, I know because I havo tried It." It goes a long way In help ing our decision. This is always the case with Doan's Kidney Pills. Everybody who has used them for any kind of kidney com plalut, will tell you thoy aro just tho thing, Why? Bdbuso thoy do the work ovory timo and In all disordered conditions of tho kidneys. Tho proof lies with your neigh bors. Many havo been cured lu Shonandoah and aro ready to toll you or anyone enquiring, Mr. E. J. Davis, of 15 North Jardln stroot, undertaker, says ; "Until about five mouths ago I had no troublo with ray back aud kidneys. I was in a bad condition when learned about Doan's Kidney Pills and pro cured them Irom Klrllu s drug store. I was laine across my loins and my back used to acho when standing. If I sat for any lonetl of timo sharp twinges caught mo right (u my back when I attempted to get up. I folt at times a disagreeable Bcusatlou lu the back of my head and neck and tho kidney secretions became- affectod and greatly disturbed my rest at night. Doan's Kidney Pills stopped tho pain and removed the dllUrulty with tli secretions aud freed mo from all lameness. I have recommended them to uiy acquaintances aud you can put mo down as ono who en dorses Doan's Kidney Pills from personal ozperlenco of their merits." Doan's Kidney I'M J for sale by all dealers. Price 50 cents. Mailed by Foater-Mtlburu Co., DuUalo, N. Y solo agent for tho U. S. Komenioor the uanie Uoan a ami take other. Battle: PLUG w What a fool I've been not to try it before I Remember the name when von buv adain. j MEN5.WOMEM5 AND CMILDPET& EVERY KIND FOR. EVERY OCCASIOM- At prices that worry reclusive Paid Purchases of 65 or moro will be sent FREICHT PREPAID to any railroad station In f.'AIJJE, MEW HAMPSHIRE, VERMO.JT, MASSACHUSETTS, RHODE IS LAND, CONNECTICUT, NEW YORK, PENNSYLVANIA, nnd NEW JERSEY. BomUtntBeoOirellble, monthly, regnlatine medicine. Onlr barmlMi and tho pureit drug! ihauU ) owd. If jou wunt tho beat, get Dr. Peal's Pennyroj?a3 Pills The? are prompt, ifcfe and eerUla tn tmqIU The cennlne (Dr. Fml'i) naTer iti HVui jvmm auy nuwuj Vvvf w wtt mam lauiwia in wa vie tiiUf Vj For Sale at KIRLIN'S Drue Store, Shenandoah, Pa "DIRT DEFIES THE KING." 1 HEN SAPOLIO SS GREATER THAN ROYALTY ITSELF. PROFESSIONAL CARDS M. nUUKB, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. SOlce Eiran hiillJInc. corner ot Main an Centre utreuU, Blienanduah. J. " l'OMKKOY, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW Shenandoah, l'n. JltOK. JOHN JONKS, MUSICAL INSTRUCTOR, Lock Box 83, Mhnoy City, Having studied under somo ot the bed masters lu London and Paris, will irlve lesson. on the vlolln.niandolln, guitar aud vocal culture Tertui reaaonable. Auuress lu caro ot titrouse the Jeweler Hhenandoah. We Bottle BEER, WEISS BEER, ALE, PORTER Private family orders will receive prompt attention. Iave them at the office, we will do the rest. COLUMBIA -BREWING COMPANY, riillions of Dollars Go up In smoko .ivory year. Takero risks but got your houses, stock, far nlture, etc., insured lu first-class re liable companies as roprosontod by DAVID FAUST, Alio I.llo and AMhleuUl OoutpsuUi li J El f &m doalcts. Kxs cinrn Ave. Jawi Uk Vert Cur. m WM. SCHMICKER, JR., Agent for Shenandoah and Vicinity -For-- BARBEY'S Beer and Porter. Try 1 Barbey's Bohemian Beei VOTE FOR H.J. MULDOON, YOUR NEIOHUOR, FOR CONTROLLER. VOTE FOR David M. Graham, OP MAI1ANOY CITY, FOR STATE SENATOR. VOTE FOR Dr. H. G. Reitzel, Ol' MAIIANOY CITY. FOR THE LEGISLATURE J BISMARCK ST0KIES. THE READY WIT OF THE MAN OF BLOOD AND IRON. A Cemetery Thnt Woulil Not Acrre With lllm Lessons In l'olltencss to Count Thitn of Aimtrln-A Slnrtllni: Aimwer to nn Indiscreet Question. Tlio Into l'rlnco lllsinnrck, nltlioiif:h known ns n limn of blood nnd Iron, wns rcinnrknblo for Ills romly wit nnd his novor fnllliiK iilcrtness In any oinerKency. A fow yenrs beforo bis donth ho wns Biirprlbcd by n dclcgntion of pentnnts from Ills fiiuilly I'stulc, Scliovnlinuscn, Thoy lmtl oomo to nsk lilnf to choobo tholr vllliiKo cometcry for his fliuil rustliiK placo. "It enn't bo," ropllcd lllsinnrck calmly. 'Tho conditions of your ccniotcry do not ngreo with my rliotinintlsm, nnd I hnvo no dcslro to bring my gout with mo Into tho grnvo." Naturally bravo and often reckless In tho fnco of danger, lllsinnrck shunned nothing when n llfo wns to bo saved. As n young nontenant ho risked his own llfo to save that of his drowning servant. Ho received the modal "for saving of huinnn llfo," nnd ho continued to wear It on nil ceremonious occasions until ho withdrew from jiubllo lifo. Onco somo high person ago, proud ot his titles nnd decorations, noticed tho Inslgnlllcnnt llttlo medal on tho brenst ot lllsinnrck nnd asked sneer Ingly, "Whnt docs that thing mean?" "Not much," said lllsinnrck, "only that I am In tho habit of saving n llfo now and then." Ho was n man of tho world whenover ho wantod to bo so nnd an excellent talk er. Thcso qualities surprised uo one mora than tho empress of Franco, who, llko most of hor countrywomen, was Inclined to 1 concolvo Bismarck as n rudo, oold blooded, j clumsy bruto of tho old uncivilized Tou I ton1!, who led n primitlvo llfo In tho vir i glnnl forests of Germany, dividing their hostile attentions between boars, boars and Romans. It wns sho who said of him, "Mais 11 est plus causour ou'un Fran cois t" Whllo Austria remained tho head ot the Federation of German Statos and Bls mnrck nttondod tho fedornl council at Frankfort ns tho representative of Prussia ho had many dealings nnd as many scml hostllo oncountcrs with tho Austrian pres ident of tho council, Count Thun, whom ho viewed with unlimited disgust. Onco ho called on Thun, who received him In his shirt sleeves. Hlsmnrck proceeded to pull off his own cont without a moment's hesitation, saying, "Indeed, count, It Is very hot in your room I" Tho count jumped from his chair ond hastened to put on his cont, at tlio samo timo pouring out apologies. On tho occa sion of nnotlior visit Thun was seated at his writing desk smoking and with an open box ot cigars In front of htm. Ho nsked Blsmorck to wait for n few mo ments, but offered blm nothing to smoko. Bismarck, who was an enthuslastlo dovo tco of tho wcod, suffered In sllonco for n fow moments and then walkod up to tho desk nnd deliberately picked out a cigar under tho noso of tho startled count, aud onco moro that gontlcmun had to apolo glzo. Bismarck's fondness for tobacco lasted till his death tn splto of all protests from his physician. All tho faithful Dr. Schwon Ingor could do was to havo tho strong cl gnrs of earlier years supplanted by long stemmed, woll cloaned pipes. On tho day beforo his death Bismarck smoked five of thoso. "Holies llko an official nows bureau," exclaimed Bismarck onco In tho Prussian diet Bismarck was always disliked by tho diplomatists of tho old school, whoso tricks and conceits ho despised. Ho confoundod their clover plans timo and again by un nlmost overbearing uso of the truth. In tho spring of 1800, when tho war against Austria wns nothing but a possibility, Bismarck, who was tnon president of tho Prussian cabinet, attended a dinner glvon by tho minister of Saxony. Tho Countess nohenthnl, who snt by his side, was in consldorato enough to ask, "Is It truo that your oxcellency lntonds to go to war with Austria?" "Certainly, my dear countess," replied Bismarck in Ills blandest manner. "I hnvo thought of nothing elso slnco I en tered tho cablnot. Our guns aro ready, nnd you will soon find that thoy aro su perior to tho Austrlnn artillery." "But, then, you must glvo mo somo frlondly ndvlco," said tho countoss. "I havo two castlos, ono In Bohomia and one near Loipsic Which ono will bo tho safest to go tof" "If you tnko my ndvlco," nnswered BJs marck, "you will not go to Bohemia. Vour castlo Is locotod In tho very vicinity whero wo Intend to boat tho Austrlans. Go to Saxony, and you will bo perfectly safo." Tho countoss mado horlndiscrotloncom- ploto by telling ovory ono of this romark oblo conversation. Tho world was startlod, and demands for an explanation came from all quarters. "Poohl" smiled WsninrcK, with a shrug of his shoulders. " Do you pay attention to an Ironical answer prompted by an In- dlscroofquestlonf" Wom'B Telegraph bureau was honored with nismurck's attention on account of bonio allogcd Irregularities. Tho chancollor summoned ono of tho government omcers, who promptly asserted that ho did not know a thing about tho whole matter. 'You had bottormako a thorough in vestigation nnd glvo mo a detailed report," said Bismarck. "But thero Is no special hurry. If I havo tho roport by tomorrow at noon, that will bo timo enough." uood living was ono of lJismarcK-swoaK points, and tho first Countoss Bismarck said sometimes that tho chof do culslno was tho only ono who could govern hor Iron Chancellor. Certain It Is" that this magnoto, Herr Mueller, could tako liber ties which would havo proved dangorous to othor norsons. Ho had sont word twloe on ono occasion that dlnnor was ready. "Not huiicry vot. Walt another half hour," was tho roply that camo from tho chancollor. Tho third messngo reoolvcd from tho kitchen magnnto admitted of no appeal: "His oxcollouoy will havo to oat now, whether ho Is hungry or not, for I, tho premier of tlio kltohen, cannot koep tho dlBhos any longer." Tho promlor of Prussia submitted with out demurring and wont to dinner at once. Exchange. Parson aud Hunker. On tho St. Androws golf courso thero Is b bunker known ns "boll," says Scottish Life and numor. A parson who was play lug got Into this bunker one day and could not get out of It. In the midst of his of forts a tolcgram arrived for him, ond a re turning onddlo was askod if bo had soon Vim. "Oo, aye," was tho reply; "I'vo iist loft him down In hell, dumnln an weurln malst nwfu'l" Monarch over p.iin. Hums, cuts, spmins, stings, trio Oil Iustaut relief. Dr. lec- At auy drug store. Nowfouudhiml tins ut times it peculiar Visitor. Tho occasional KrouiulliiK of nn tmrnnnso Iceberg n short illhtnneo f roin tho shoro produces nn astonishing local cll matlo chmiKo during Its stny, prurcntliiK tho rlponluK of crops mill garden fruits, but presenting ut sunset niagnltlcunt pris matlo or Iridescent olTcots Karl's Clover Hoot Tea Is n pleasant laxa tive. Itegulates tbo bowels, purifies tho blood. Clears tlio complexion, liisy to make and pleasant to tike, 8.1 els. Sold by 1'. 1). Kirlin aud a guarautce. THE DAYS OF OLD. Ijft's Ro brick, O brother mln, To thn piociom wn.vi of tho ilnys rohb uy- llnrlt to tho tdi'iim ot I ho kIimI Runililno, When wo were ehllilrcn, you nnd I. Wo nro growing old, but I lonir so much For tho Rrnap of n mothrr's iinmls to hold Mo nwny from sill nnd Its solllns touch As thoy used to do In tho dnya of old. I'm tired of douinn of church nnd etntoj I.vt'fl trull with our feet the ilunt of tho lano As we wonder down to tho pmturo cnto And briiiK tho cows for mother attain And seo onco more tho wood Inrlt dip From Htuke to stuku of tho rlderod funoe And feel tho old time fellowship Wo felt In our boyhood Innocence. Let's climb to the rafters overhead And Imlld n swim? on the old barn floor, Lot's "hide nnd seek" in the wnjion shod And he "kneij hlnh" niialn onco mom, I.ot'8 mrt tlm weeds where tlin truant hen Has stolen her nest, then stoop nnd fold Tlio BhelterlnK weeds o'er tlio nest lO As wo lined to do In tho days of old. Oh, tho emllo-M Joys of the dnya of old, With tho path thnt led to tlio fruited trees, Where tho dundulloUN tholr coins of gold Hnd scntteriiil to bribe the Immbluljcesl Down In the t!ras wns the cricket's chirr, And overheud WU9 tho dragon lly. And roundnbout us everywhero Wai the dreamy cloum of tho dnya irono by. And, oh, the years nnd tears slnco then, Tho miles and smiles thnt hnvo lured us on, Tlio graves wo have poised und thojnomonlf when Tlio cnidte nnd collln seemed nlmost onel So lot's go linclc, O brotlxT mine. Forgetting tonight our greed of gold. And tnlk nwhlle of tho glad sunshine Thnt gilded the ways of the days of oldl Alfred nilison in Clduugo Kocord. A Few Folnters. The recent statistics of the number o deaths show that the large majority die with consumption. This disease may commence with an apparently harmless cough which can be cured instantly by Kemp's lialsam for the Throat aud l.ungs, which is guaranteed, to cure and relieve all cases. Price 2$ and 50c. Sold by all druggists ; ask for a free sample o day. TO BIRMINGHAM AND MEMPHIS. UNKUlirABSEI) BERVICK OFFGRKtl BY THE SOUTHERN RAILWAY. Leaving 11 road Street station, Philadelphia, at 0:53 p. 111. daily, the "Southwestern Limited," carryini: a diiiiuc ear and tho most luxurious Pullman drawing room sleep ing cars, reaches Iiirmiughan tho following night at 10:10 aud arrives at Memphis tho next morning at 7:10. Through sleeping cars for Ashovillo, Savannah, Jacksonville, Tampa, Atlanta, Mobile and New Orleans aro also attached to this train. Pullman reser vations can be made lu advance aud all in formation obtaiuo , "iy communicating with John M. lieal, Di Passenger Agent, 82 Chestnut streot, PlnTadelphia. Til AT JOYl'Ur With tho exhilarating ri:i:i.i.(i sense of renewed health and strength and internal cleanliness, which follows tho use of Syrup of Figs, is unknown to the fow who hnvo not progressed beyond tho old-time medicines aud tlio cheap substitutes sometimes oircred but novcr ac cepted by the well-informed. Jiuy the genuine. Manufactured -by the California Fig Sprup Co. An Anlatlo Query. An Kngllsh ollleer nnd his wlfo whllo traveling through Asia Minor camo across nn encampment of Turcomans. Tho men wero absent, watching over tholr Hooks, and only tlio womon, largo boned und hugo llmlied, wero at homo. They looked with contompt at tho small British hidy and nild not refrain their nstonlshniont when thoy saw that she, In stead of waiting upon her husband, was waited on by blm. "We never saw such a useless thing bo fore," thoy said. "What Is sho good for?" London Tit-Bits. Skiloh's Consumption Curo cures whero others fail. It is tho leading Cough Curo. and uo home should bo without it. Pleasant to tako and goes right to tho spot. Sold by P. 1). Kirlin and a guarantee. A plug of tobacco Is as good h barometer as any one needs. As long as tho weather Is to bo flno tlio tobacco will bo dry, mid If thero Is not too much sugar ond llquorlco In It it will crumble llku Kirk. Hut just beforo ruin tho tobneco will get damp and llexlble, and tho niolsturo In tho air will make It utmost clammy. Caricatures are found among the sculp tured monuments of Thebes, Egypt, mado 2,1)00 years beforo Christ. Two hearts can make a love affair, but It takes three, at least, to make a home, and one of them must be that of a baby. The young married couples that start out In life with the idea that children arc nuisances, and that they do not want and will not have them, are the kind that you read about every day in the newspapers in the divorce column. A home without children is not a home. Cod and Nature never in tended that there should be a place called home that did not resound with the patter of childish footsteps. There are tens of thousands of homes that arc childless because of the ill-health of the wife and would-be mother. There are tens of thousands of other homes child less because the little ones have died al most as soon as they were born. In both cases Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription is a sovereign remedy, It acts directly on the delicate and important organs that make wifehood and motherhood possible. It makes them well, strong, vigorous, virile, and elastic. It does away with the dangers of maternity, It banishes the usual dis- comforts of the expectant Ticrtou ana makes baby's advent easy and almost pain less. It Insures the little t comer's health and an ample supply of nourish ment. The prospective mother prepares herself for maternity by taking- tbe Fa vorite Prescription " and gives her child a fair start In life by giving it a strong and well developed body. Thousands of homes that were childless, to-day echo with babies' laughter, and bless this great medi cine. Thousands of women who were weak, nervous, despondent invalids, are to-day happy, healthy wives and mothers because of tuts medicine. Medicine deal eis sell It. Constipation kills slowly but it kills. Dr. Tierce's l'lcasant relicts cure it. CUKE ALL YOUR PAlMS WITH Pain-Killer. A Medicine Chest In Itself. Simple, Safe and Quick Cure for CRAMPS, DIARRHOEA, COUGHS, COLDS, RHEUMATISM, NEURALGIA. 25 nnd BO cont Dottlos. BEWARE OF IMITATIONS. DUY ONLY THE GENUINE.! PERRY DAVIS HUMOR CURED BY CUTICURA I my.3 sulTerhn; tortures from a dlsoasod sralp. I w.i.i scratching my head from morn ing till 111 In I, ttlo pimples hroko out all nM-r my head I had 110 rest. I washed my lie.iil widi Imt u.iter and Ct TicuiiA Soap, and applied .iruiA as .1 dressing. Now my bead hasn't a plniplo on It, and mv hair Is grnwln; splendidly. ADA C. IIAltliKI.I., 330 flrand St., Jersey City, N. J. I thought I would go frantic with itching scalp humors. I lost eonsldcraliln of my hair of ulilch I had an almndaura. 1 tried several remedies, they failed, I tried CimcmiAHOAi", relief Immediate, Itrhlng completely gone. Mrs.M..ll'lAN,2lfl llallldayBt., Jeriey City. fliM IhfonpliMlt the world. I'ottii D. C.Cntr.,6ol l'roi'i .lluttun. 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