EVENING HERALD
IWTAni.ISIIKI) 1H70.
ii Micu tivcry F.vcnlng, Kieept Sunday, nt
3 Hot m Jahuin hthket, Nbah CKNTHR,
Hie In rulil IftdellvFitnl In Shenandoah nnd tin1
!1nK tott'n for tx cent a week, ry
nTi Pwmrricrs. Hy mall 88 00 n year, orV
. n ;mMith, pnynhlu In ndvanee. Vdvcrtlno
w i l.u i;ni accord Inn to ft)wand jtofritlon.
l iu vubliMticui rbPrve tlio rlnht to ehuiiK th
uwk ton, o( advpninemeiit whenever the pub
' fti ti i of imn demands It. Th rlaht if
j '-Mi: nny advertisement, whtlier
l f- -i wr nut. .iHt lite puM toner mny tleetn
1 i )n r. AilverttflliiK rattw in title known
application.
KaU f 1 nt tint pmtofncti nt Mhennndonh, !'., ft"
t( i 1 mU matter.
TKLKPIIOXK CONNKCTUHS
"Ml lbs News Thai's Fit to Print."
Evening Hers Id
MONDAY. MAY 30. WW.
jsf
JUK C0UN1KY: first. L ..I nml t'orevet,
Sl'li KIM1 of till- Cl'llKOl-Hllip of
pro.! ilusputelu'x, the Mow York
Tillies truthfully rulluuts tho tienti-
hu iitn i.r every rettpwtitulu American
nt v. .i'iier ns well ns every loyal
Viiier'i-aii when it says: "W'e liellevo
that we e.pross the feeling of the
in nt body of intelligent citizens In
Mtviii,;ttat the complete ignorance
of ' 11 iiiin)rtant movements of our
na tnat has prevailetl for the past
fi wthns is a matter for congratula
tion Tlie people are very ea-;er for
iiiws They seize on everv report
and follow intently every calculation
conjecture tlial conies with the
slightest authority or even without
any. Hut they untlerstaiiil that the
reason why they are reduced to in
ference or to Kiiessliifi is that the
rovcrinint is Kuardiii,' strictly
and iii.iri.rmly the facts which it
is huaiitl by prudence to keep
secret They understand that what
they are not permitted to know
it will be very hard for the enemy to
learn It is so long since we have
known the conditions attending act
ual war and in the interval the sys
tem by which ijitelligencii HuoiU-istftl
anil vubUoHert'hns's'o irrown in extent
and menus and enertrv. that at fii-.it
the need of the closest attainable
si'crecy v.as not reahVetl by cither the
authorities or the peoplo. It is thor
oughly grasped now, and the govern
ment may be sure that its severest
measures will be patiently accepted
anil entirely approved."
Honoring Our Heroes.
Strew the Mowers, t Ine tilt rcatht-H
Above the soldier's heart !
lMnce tin- bright-it l.lc.om nf May
Vroiiiiil the luuiorcil dead
J'here may have been a time when
those w h.i wore the blue ami those
win. f"iti-lit in defense of the gray,
entertained fears that this nation
w-inlil tn'ver again be united that
tin N rtli untl the South would re
main st-peratetl because of the war
of the rebellion. Tho scenes re
ci lit l enacted, however, have set
tho:sc Tears at rest. When President
Mi Klnley recently issued a call for
135,000 volunteers, tho North and
South responded. Confederate general-,
luive volunteered to lead those
against whom they fought from '01 to
'(15, ami will battle shoulder to
hotiltler in defense of the Stars and
Stripes and for the independence of
i. I . -..-1...- ... . i , . . .11.
mu i. uoans. i tie noriuern bomiors
now stationed at Chlckiimaugn met
with a hearty ami cordial reception
from those they met on the same
biittlelleld thirty odtl years ago in
deadly conflict.
.No stronger evidence can be de
sired to show that those who wore
the blue and the gray have long since
1lrvii-i.il lint tti.hif f t l w, r.l.l it i. I'd t.ul n nil
Jllil-tl uilllilB in uuiciist in u iiiuieii
IHlllUll. 1 I If- 111.7 lllllflUPb UIJJUU. ICC"
uwu lu ine iiupruhiveness ui me etjie
nionles of to-tlay.
fjnar in tho world's history ex
cept the American civil war is coinj
liR-morated by a soldiers' memorial
...1,1 J.l. .1 t II
festival, The day U n colobration of
patriutlc sacrillce, not of conquest.
Mrn who risked life for the Hag
mingle with the people of all ages
and conditions in honoring the heroic
dead Love of country is not a mere
stnthuent with voterans who carry
the scars of battle.
Many of those who march to-day
in the ranks of Watkln Waters rout,
are prematurely oltl and tfrny, anil
pirlmpsere another twelve mouths
shall roll around will have taken thulr
placesaiuong those whose gravesthoy
'. rx .liimfnln tfltl, n.t 1 1 ll ... .1 U llf I.IVll
U till. ...... l.l. ...I, ItJ " '
in iiii.inririiTiini. nun woo oavo
iuui.il in tr iniii tlie siiuiit lnaioriiv.
These nciiUs ana nnive vuiurnnH titi-
serve niuoh at our lianils. In every
city mid hinnlet Ho those who cheer
fully sacrillced home, family, friends
iiud wealth for the Integrity of their
romitry loving wife and clilltlren
tuui h but honor more.
Kestnre full, reptilar a"'luii
of the bdwils. do tint in
tate or uiflamr t"i I'
all tli dencuri- Hi, n. t
gunUrr 1n " f. r , , -t i , .
Trr tTirra, 2 t-nli.
a I L will, Muii
Fur all lliuoui and Nitvous
IIucod and give HM--niv
icnon U luc clinic yictn.
Curo DYSPEPSIA, HEADACHE,
ONSTIPATION and P'MPLES,
puis
wmmw
FILL!
From Extrema Hervousness,
'
TiffAT in) ii' o i. i:i ly can cti.iti'ln tlir
olrnintlq nrci--. . to cum all ill-v.'ei-e,
Un f.w l well l.iii'wn tn evfrytmo
Dr. SIllos' KfVn tit -.ir.itlvc IM .i-ilii-consists
nf t,i on tiiitli ftivily tiiiltirciit
prcparmlc , cn li for It i on im.-i',-"
Mrs. Ti.C. J'.i.iiiloy.oi l!ini-Ht , Pi. I'lt'.i
orinot1, (li.tnrlo. vriiv-: "hr yt nr-i 1 suf
fcrcil f ivini i't rrmo nci s niin'W nnil nniiny
I tiKPriiirtliuillt.it, 'i liipiiii'lsitopnliiltal ic.n
nntl WPukupMoftlir licart. I was un.ililo tr
uleep, i-tin'orctl rte'iili tr .m lieadncl'. - .l-i li
my left title, iv lii(:iilini nntl a cmistntil
f.-i-Ilio' ,.'a':i:i. tninii.irwU.-.tliii. 1 befaii
u-l'ijT J'.-. 1!I1im' N-rvlno, lkv.rt Curo and
'11 ir- and T.lti-f I'llli tiiul tho Antt-I'uln
Z'llla to roliovo sutl3cit patoxysms of pain
and headache. I soon felt much Improved
and tho pains and arlii- anil weaiiiu-ss h-ft
uie. I then look Dr. Miles' D- sturatlvc
Totilonndain now rcMon-tl to my foimor
Koou bcallb."
Dr. Miles' lli-i.ii-d'i.
aro sold hy all tirn'
clsts nndcr a pu itivt
puarantoc, Jltst bottle
licucflts or money tc
fnnded. Hook on dis
enscs of tho heart r.n.'.
nervon tree. Addrc
iemediess
Hentoro
Dn.MIIiKt3Mi:i)I('AI,0O.. KLUhart. Iud.
A HE A. I; BOSTON r AN.
A CAREFULLY DRAWN PICTURE OF
THE HUB'S TYPICAL CITIZEN.
llttllt on Straight I.lnt- ttnil Ffillmi-A H
lti-Ktilnr t-lii-iluli- rroni ltlrtli to li-ntti.
Ills JMortal Horror of "New Yurlti-r nntl
Tlint Clnl nf 1'eoplf."
It Is tho c-nstoin of thoso who do not
lire In Huston to icgard tho Iltihttntl tlioo
who do Ilvo In It witli humoroua tolor
nnce. Tho typical Ilostonlnii Is publicly
supposed to habitually wear spectacles,
subsist wholly upon baked beans, K-'irnish
Ills dully tulU with nrchalo forms of speech
nnd, bcottuso ho pronounces tho"n" bioatl,
to bo possessed of lurking AiiKlomanlacal
tcndeneles. Not one of those suppositions
Is correct. Tho typical Uostim man differs
only hi ono respect fioni those who hail
from other cities. Tho Dostonian Is In
sular to tho core. Ho jutlgos the universe
from tho standpoint of his hrlnuliiK up,
and tho fact that this standpoint exists
only in Iloston bothers htm not at all.
iiostnu is so (,'coyrtiphlcally situated that
tho title of eonnnercinl travel does not pass
through It. No ono poos to Huston In or
der to Bet any whom except to rio.-.ton, and,
as a result, tho average liostoniau Is
brought little In contact with tho outside
world. There exist In Iloston young mon
nnd women of tho best families who havo
never been farther from that city than
Capo Cod, and never will go further.
Tho career of a yuting Uostonlan Is plan
ned for him In advance. At tint ago of HI
ho goos to Miss Iliuinah Adams' school,
on Chestnut street; at tho ago of 15 lie
goes to Mr. llopkiuson's school, also on
Chestnut street, and at 1!) ho enters Har
vard college, whoro ho joins either thu
Porrolllan or tho A. 1). olub. After grad
uation ho takes a hurried trip through tho
principal capitals of Kuropo, glancing ens
uttlly at tho stock sights and comparing
thoni unfavorably with his nativo town.
Ho gets homo as quickly as ho possibly
can.
Certain forms of commercial occupation
nro opun to him and others tiro not. For
oxamplo, coal is permissible, whilo leather
Is "low." A very well known Uostonlan,
now dead, never spoko to a leather mcr
chant and always left tho room whon one
entered. In tho meantime tho young man
has joined tho Somerset and tho Country
clubs. Ho then marries a girl, needless to
say of somo "good oltl Iloston family,"
nnd this girl ho has usually known from
Infancy. He has danced with her nt tho
"Friday afternoon" class nt 1'apantlo, nntl
togother they Imo climbed tho rooks at
Nnhant In seat eh of tho mythical "fairy
food" which is btipposcd toe.lst there mid
doesn't.
Together, then, this young cnuplo settlo
down to live on the sunny side of cither
Ueacoii street or l.'ominonwealth nventio.
.Mark, t'-e sunny side. Doubtless somo very
worthy person-) Ilvo on the shady side of
these thoi-ounlifari s, hut well, tho good,
thoi'otutliiitiing lliistoiiliiu always chouses
tho sunny sldo nntl lenes tho shady side
to bo Inhabited by "New Yorkers nntl that
class of people," as an elderly miiitlon lady
In Iloston once put it. Willi matrimony
tho orderly existencoof tho truo Uostonlan
continues upon Its well oitlered way. Ho
gets up every moiiilug at 8 o'clock and
breakfasts at hnlf past. At !) ho walks up
Deacon hill, mooting and gathering with
hliii as ho goes friends who lead exactly
tho same well regulated life that ho does.
The !) o'clock mulch of tho business men
of Huston up Ueaion hill is a feature of
tho city s dally llfo.
At 1 o'elook they all go to luncheon nt
tho Kxuhango club, which, llkotho Somer
set, Puritan and Algonquin clubs, has a
ladles' dining loom, where the feiuhilnu
relatives of the members can lunch nnd
dlno nnd "charge" tho bill to tho nioni-
bors. At i o clock all tho business ollicos
nro de'ortcd, and tho business man goes to
his club, where be stays till (I-.UO, motui
tlmo drinking two Martin cocktails madu
Tory dry never ntoro than two.
At 0:80, lu oomimny with the same men
with whom ho walked up lloncon hill In
tho morning, ho walks down Jloticon hill
utnlfjht. At 7 o'elook ho dines. At 10:80
ho takes n nightcap of whisky. At 11
o'elook ho goes to boil.
On the SOth of May (ho true Hnatonlnu
moves himself nnd his belongings to Huv
orly or Nnhaut. It Is popularly supposed
that all well to do Dosttinlans always nitivo
out of town on tho 90th day of April In
ordor to dotljto luxes. No ono over did.
Ileverly lias been invaded more or less
by "Now Yorkors and that olnw of peo
ple," but NnliHiitrotalnsltsHoston purity.
The Into Thulium Appleton well named
It "cold roait Hoaton." Tho steamer
lenvus Nahant at 8 o'oluek ovary morning,
nntl at 8 o'elook the truo Hostonlan, In
company with tho same men with whom
ho has walked up and down lluacon hill
nil winter, lakes the steanior and plays
hearts in tho smoking room tor tin hour.
At 0 o'clock ho tokos the fcamobtoamer and
plays whist with tlie same mon for an
hour. Why hearts hi the morning and
whist hi thu afternoon has never been ex
plained. The truo Uostonlan freldoin goes out hi
the ovouhig ollher In tho city or tho coun
try. In Huverly ho enn't go out, even If lib
wishes to. Tho dUtnnues are soy rent that
horses aro noous.ary, and tho inenmwnro
so stoop nntl w dark and so winding that
horses arc impossible, lint the true Dos
totiliin duos not go out nt night. Kvcry
now and thou ho docs go out, and when
liu does ho vvelL to nut It uilldlv. ho un-
wmm
A MILITARY STftATbtjIST.
Ormriil Wnnliliigton mill Hit Ma.lt-rly
ltctript I'rnm I.tnii; Inlatiil.
Wlillo the men Inhered tin tho lnfrencli
inontH he t)iili-tl.v Kiitlicrutl liooti", iiml seo
lliK on the 311th that the llritlsh mount In
come on his lour with thulr licet liu om-harki-tl
his wholo tinny that night nnil
uronkutl Micoitfcsfully to Now York. It
wns a linifterly ritient. In the fnco of ii
titrong vnumy lyln within tiunslint, with
n lioatllo licet elude tit httml, ho Kul t),U00
men Into bontn, foirluil thtmi noross n
hiond ntrenin with Htrong titles nntl cur
rents mnl loft liuhlntl only it ft w heavy
guns. The u lml ivn light and n thick
nilht helped to cot or the movement.
'Wtiehlnglon, In thu sadtllo nntl on foot for
48 hours, watched over OMirythlng nntl
V(H tlio lift Id lenMi. As he followed hid
heavily laden honts through tho kindly
mist nntl dntkiicKH ho liiiiHt hau felt n
Hinso of profoinid relief, for ho had propp
ed a lortunato chnucu nntl had loetml his
tinny f i tun an nhnoHt hopi'liis position.
Tho Americans had been lieaten hi two
heavy sklrinihhus, but tho American army
had escaped. It una poaslljlo to mnko tho
raw iiillltla who had been tkfeatud hi their
first open action Into eterans, for they
laeki'd nothltifi for hecomlng good Roltllcis
hut experience, lint If thotmly Aliierlonn
nrniy In the field had bom ilt-ntroyptl at
the very tiutxit of llio conteht, tho Houilu
tlon would hao been In yreiit peril
Wnflhington's one thought wns to hold l.U
tinny tot,'uthcr and IIkIi t as oftuti as lie
could; but, whnteior happened, that army
which ho coinmantkil must never l.u
sohed. lie had foitfdit in nil hnpofslblii
position, been beaten nntl saved ills tinny
from tho biinl; of deslrni lion, Inking full
ndvaiittigo of tho mistakes of his oppo
nents. Now, on Manhattan Island, he
faced tho enemy onco more, roatiy to Unlit,
ngaln. "The Story of tho UovSiuUon,-'
by Senator II. 0. Lodo, In hciihner's.
nontls. it Is leinteti tit a vet j' well Known
nnd very typical Uostonlan of the olden
school Hint ho onco wnlked into tho Som
erset club nnd saw a strango face.
"Who's that" ho said.
"Why, that's a straiiKor," said ono of
tho members.
"Punch his bond," said tho typical Hos
tonlan laconically.
A Krent friend of this saino Hotonlnii
moled into the suburbs of Honton ton spot
about as far away from Huston as Jersey
City is from the city hall in New Yoik.
Years passed and tho friends never met.
"Why don't you go mid see Su-and-soV"
somo one said to tho typical Hostonlan.
"You know I never travel," ho answered.
Now York Mall ami Kxprcss.
Bucklen's Arnica Salve.
Tho lest salvo in tho world for cuts,
bruises, sorei, ulcers, salt rheum, fovor sores,
tetter, chapped hands, chilblains, corns, nntl
all skin eruntiona. and nositiicly car. s dIIcb
or .10 pay reqttiriu. 1 1 Is guaranteed to Rive
poncct sntlsiaction or mony rcliuitleu. rru-4
25 conta per box. For rale by A. WshIoj.
l'!i..t ;:e V.'eold Miy At.
In a mini i liu ;.l case, a groom wiu
being ci-e-s i .:. n-lr.t.l liy a barrister more
ftinions for t .'. ::t t lion luauty of features.
Tho clever mi.ooate was cndeavoilng to
find out, nliutit l lie tempei-of a horse, which
had an important bearing on tho case, hut
tho witness vwu not very tin id.
"Does ho slij t" ho was asked.
Tho groom said ho did.
"At wlintr" was the next question.
"At lots of things" was tho answer.
And for long no bettor or ftirthor portion
lars could bo nil. Hut .Mr. Witt, tlctet
inlning to nut, a olearei answer, went on.
"Hut, tell me," ho said, In his most
suavo tones, "of any particular thliiK he
would shy nt. "
"Well, 'e'd shy at you," was tho unex
pected answer. And every ono seemed to
wonder whether that wasovitluncol Pear
son's Weekly.
"It was almost a miracle, lliirdiick Hlood
Hitters i-tued mo of a terrihlo breaking oat
all over tho body. I am very grateful." Miss
Julia Fllliiiilfc'e, West ("ornvvell, Conn.
TO THE LAND OF SUNSHINE
And rinviers, the llaiul ut Ainerii-a, Cali
fornia. Via tho truo pathway, "Tho Iron Mountain
Itotite," which traverses a ict'lon of pcipettial
sanshlno, where snow storms, blizzards or
high altitudes too unknown, l'tilhaan first
and second class palaco and tourist sleeping
ears to points in Missouri, Arkansas, Texas,
Old and New Mexico, Arizona, California,
Oregon, Washington, Nebraska, Utah anil
Nevada, without change Quick time, low
rates, and all the comforlsof modern railway
improvements gunantccd to all who pur
chase tickets via the Missouri Pacific railway
system. For rates right from your homo,
literature, and full information, dropapostal
card, J. P. McCanu, T. P. Agent. 511) Kail
road avenue, Hlniirn, N. Y., or 3!)1 liroad
way, New York.
a-l-tf W. E. Hoyt, (1. R P. Agt.
WIIUN NATUItn
Needs assistance it may bo best to render It
promptly, hut ono should remember to use
oven tho most perfect remedies only when
needed. Tho host and most simple anil gentle
remedy is tho Syrup of l igs, iiiantitnctured
by tho California Fig Syrup Co.
ni:.;iM; sixjui-cdntkxniai,.
iti:mjcni uA'ii:s via 1'knnsvlvania rail
ItOAll.
For the Ueadlng, l'a Sosiiui-Centcuiilal
Jiihilco, Juno 5 to IS, the Pennsylvjiula llail
road Company will sell excursion tickets from
stations on its lines in the stato ol Pennsyl
vania to keadliiK and return at red tiieil lales,
For sped lie rates and conditions apply to
Ticket Agonts.
This celebration promises to bo ono of tho
greatest events in tho city s history. Mummy
Wednesday and Thursday, Juno i, H and ti,
will be special days. Tho celebration will
closo witli a grand masked carnival on Satur
day night, June 12.
Ill 1,1.. ...n r...,,nl. r.ii.,.1 ta tlin l.fttf lin.i
V7IIU lllllll. Ill L.ou la niw ... nv
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lKllilllUll X IlillO U.l own. u. unu.. .,... i,ii v
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s.iy loo miieu in us pnnso. u. .u. juiiuuu,
. i .-.i..n I fr li...
jiierenuiii, ouuii, v.ii. v. n. iiiiniiiiimui
Drill I'lrul l ire!
Instiro your tuoperty from loss In the
oldest and fit longest cash companies: Phiki
Underwriters Iiisuranco Co. of Noitb
Ameriisi ami Fho Association, Hartford
Fire Ins. Co., AtnerltMU Firo Insurance Co.,
West Chester Flro Ins. Co,, United Firemen's
Ins. Co. 1 . T. Williams,
123 8. Jiirilla St., Slienaiiiluah.
It's fully to stiller from that horrible plague
of tho night, itching piles. Doan's Ointment
euros quickly nnd permanently. At any
drug store, liu cents.
Coming IUeiits.
May 30. I to cream festival under the
aiupims of tlio St. Mary's (Inlld of All
Saints' church, will bo held lu tho church
basement, Wont anil Oak streuts.
Juno . F.ntertnlninent and leo croum
fitotlval lu tho P. M. church.
AIM. YOl! 10IN1 KOIITII?
T1IK SOUTIIKUN 11AII.WAV riHACUKfl AM.
IMIOHINHNT 1'OINIH.
Don't skirt South without consulting John
M. Ittnll, District Paskciuor Agent, Suutliern
Hallway, (WS Chestnut streot, Philadelphia.
If you cannot cull in poiion, write to him,
Iluy Keystonellour. Ilosurothat tlio name
I.RSHKl & IIakr, Ashland, Ph., Is printnl on
every sack.
STitONG S'CATEMKNTS.
Tliroo "Womon Rcllevp'1 of Femn1
Trouble by Mrs. Plnl:hr.m
From Mrs. A. W. Smith. !! Stimuli.
St , lildilefortl, Mo.;
"For severnl years I svtiTcred witl
vtvrlous dlsertses peeullnr to tu.v ne
Wiih troubled with u burning sensation
across the snmll of my hack, that nil
(Time feeling, wns despondent, fretful
anil discouraged; the It ast exertion
tired me. 1 trlutl several doctors but
received little benefit. At ltd I de
cided to givo your Lydla K. Pinkhiiht't,
egetable Compound a trial. The ef
fect of the ilrst bottle was magical.
Those symptoms of weakness Hint
wns Hlltietetl with, vanished like vnpor
before the sun, I cannot speak too
hk'hly of your valuable remedy. H is
truly a boon lo vvonfhu."
From Mrs. Mki.tsb.v Pmi.i n-s, Lex
ington, lnd., to Mi-s. l'lnltlinin:
'lleforc I begun tnkingyourinodlcini
I lind Hull'ored for two years with that
tired feel lug, hendticlie.baeknclie.noiip
petite, niul n run-down condition of the
tysietn. 1 could not walk ncrosR the
l iioni. I hit re taken four bottles of the
V egetable Compound, ono box of Liver
l ill-t nnd used one pnckttffe of Sanative
Wash, undnow feel like u new vo.nan,
nnd am able to do my work."
From Mrs. Mdm.ii: H. Hijuuri., Pow
ell Station, Tonn.:
'Forlhrce years I suirercdwith such a
weukness of the back, I could not
pi rforni my household duties. 1 also
had fulling of the womb, IPn iblc bearing-down
pains and heiiduche. I hnvo
taken two bottlos of Lvdia H. I'ink-
hain's Vegetable Compound and feel
like a new woman. I recommend your
Cicilicino to every woman 1 know."
i:i-rjilny Tulle 'Vemufl 8fttgt- Dluloguu.
If wo nlvu heed to tho conversation wo
hear nil about us everyday, wo nro sur
prised to discover how slovenly It Is, the
most of It how lnvohid, how full of
repetitions, bow studded with broken
phrases nnd with sentences that begin
any whoro nnd ond nowhere. Very rnro is
tho man whoso remarks will parse ond
whoso oonvor.-ntlon does not abound In
restatements. When wo write out from
memory tlio turns of n dialogue in real
life, wo reoall and set down only the sig
nificant remarks nnd those which led up
to these. Tho Insignificant words, tho rep
etitious, tho digressions, wo suppress as
though wo had never henrd thom. Prob
ably tho stenographer in a law court Is tho
only reporter of human specoh who docs
not out nut tautology and straighten out
Biammar. Thu most prolix and tedious
of novelists has never tlarcd to incumber
any chapter uf his most tlugnlsh story
with the half of tho trivial verbiage Hint
would havo accompanied a similar discus
sion in real llfo. If this variation from
nuturo the convention of condensation
Is necessary for tho novelist whose pages
nro as many us ho shall plua'o, it is doubly
lmperativu upon tho playwright, whoso
minutes nro counted '"iho Conventions
of tho Drama," by Drandcr Matthews, In
Scrlbner's.
Uonernslly. '
"Where did you get that take, AniiloP"
"Mother gavo It to mo."
"Sho'snlwnjs n-glvlng you nioro'n she
does mo."
"Nover mind, Hurry. She's going to
put mustard plasters on us tonight, niul
I'll tusk her to let you havo tho blggost."
Flushing Hullctin.
1 .11 1 Iktii ii Susqiil-Ci'iilciintu!, riiihiili-lplila.
For the sosqui-centcunlal of tho Kvangcl
Icnl Lutheran Miniaterium of Pennsylvania,
Philadelphia, Juno 2 to 1, tho Pennsylvania
Uailroad Company will sell special excursion
tickets from Jersey Slioie. Wilkesbarre,
Levvistown, Meclianicsbuig, York, Ilaviode
Oraco, Ilclvidcro and intermediate stations to
Philadelphia and return at rale of single faro
for tho round trip. (Minimum rate,2."i cents.)
Tickets will bo sold June 2, good to lctum
until June II, inclusive.
S. M. Hoary, Plenum, Mich., wrltos: "Do
Witt's Witch Hazel Salvo is curing moro piles
hero tu-ditv than all other remedies com
bined. It cures eczema and all other skin
diseaso-i." C. II. llagcubucli.
The South and Its Advantages.
Tho Southern Hallway has issued for free
distribution, a sixteen page journal des
criptivo of Virginia, North and South Caro
Una, Tennessee, Ucorgla, Alabama nnd
Mississippi. Persons seeking new locations,
or lapitalists deslung to niako safe and profit
able investments will find the information
contained theiein both valuable and inter
ostlug. Copies will be mailed freo upon tip
plication to John M. Ik-all, District I'asscn
ger Agent, 828 Chostniit street, Philadelphia,
Pa.
Ask your grocer for tlio "Royal Patent
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Hour nisiln.
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L st33 .
SCHLEY DISAPPOINTED.
Had Expected to Find Admiral Ccrvera's
Flying Squadron In the Harbor
of Clenfuegos.
Koy Wont, May 28. Part of Com
motloro Schley's squadron snllod for
the wont end of Cuba about noon on
Thurstlny, May 19. It consisted of tho
Ilrooklyn, Texns, Massachusetts and
Scorpion. The Iowa sailed several
hours later. The advance guard of
Commodore Schley's licet was at Clon
ftiogoa on Sunday Inst, whoro it was
Joined by the Iowa, Englo and Vixen,
nnu later iiy tho Marblehead.
Coinntodoio Schley hail'an Idea that
Admiral Cervera's sfiuodron, which Is
cat eying ruuh and niiimunltlon for Ha
vana, would slip into Clonfuegos, which
lint) railroad communication with tho
Cuban capital. Officers who have ar
rived hero on tho dispatch honts from
Commodore Schley'B squadron say
there was disappointment In tho fleet
when it wtis found the Spaniards woro
not there. On Sunday tho Scorpion
was sent scouting- In the direction of
Santiago de Cuba, nnd on Tuesdny of
this week, uboul dual;, Commodore
Commodore Sibley's s tiailron steamed
toward that poit, the torpedo boat Du
pont loavhiR for Koy West with dis
patches. The Dupont's ofllcers and men saj
there was no flriiiB at Clenfuegos while
they woro with the fleet, which was up
to the hour of Us departure. Tho only
unusual incident wns a Blight Injury to
the Dupont vvhllp coaling from the
Iowa In a heavy sea.
The cruiser Marblehead loft Koy
West Inst Snturday. with tho transport
Florida, to carry General Jose Lacret's
force of 400 men to somo point in Cuba
not divulged. Siio lay In Key West
harbor on Thursday, and therefore
could scarcely have bombarded n Cu
ban town or landed ammunition for
tlio Cubans on that day, as reported in
tomo dispatches.
Doforo reaching Cionfuegos Commo
dore Schley sent dispatches to Dear
Admiral Sampson, In which ho made
no allusion to any collision with the
shoro batleries. His orders were to
look for the Spanish squadron, not to
stir up tho shore guns. It Is believed
hero that ho will send dispatches to
Washington from Mole St. Nicholas or
Kingston announcing the result of his
search.
Discovered by a Woman.
Another great discovery has been made,
and that too, by a lady in this country. 'Dis
ease fastened its clutches upon her and for
seven years she withstood its severest tests,
but her vital organs were undermined and
death seemed imminent. For three months
she coughed incessantly, and could not sleep.
She finally discovered a way to recovery, by
purchasing of us a bottle of Dr. King's New
Discovery for Consumption, and was so much
relieved on taking (list dose, that she slept all
night ; ami with two bottles, has been ab
solutely cured. Her name is Mrs. l.uthcr
l.tttz. Thus writes W. C. Hamnick & Co.,
of Shelby, N. C. Trial bottles fiec at A.
Valey's Drug Store. Regular size $oc and
Si. oo. Kveiy bottle guaranteed.
TO BIRMINGHAM AND MEMFHIS.
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night at 10:10 and ariivcs nt Memphis tlio
noxt laorningat 7:10. Through sleeping cars
for Abhovillo, Savannah, Jacksonville,
Tump i, Atlanta. Mobile and Now Orleans tiro
also attached to this train. Pullman i ener
vations can bo made in advance and all In
formation obtained by communicating with
John M. Deal, District Passenger Agent, S2
Chestnut street, Philadelphia.
Monarch over pain, litirns, cuts, sprains,
6tings. Instant lollcf. Dr. Thomas' Kclcc
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MAGAHNEW I
"Q0LD DUST."
k IRS1 1
for
A woman's li.mil
If It is smooth nml white it
save her hands
to do her cleaning. If her hand is
it snows tuu is sun usniK ine
wny uon't you
Dust Washing
Lnrgcst packago greatest economy.
THE N. K FalRRINK rOMPSWY
i S 'mL Chicago. Ht Louis. New York.
yO .Kfc tlialn. til, 11. 11. .1,1..
"U'llUUI A
tat have told direct
Burner wt za yctr
dealer ironts,
vhcre tot exnminaugn
KTerytliiog wftrranlcd.
llgstrleiof Vehicles,
KK tvta it Ilarne.
Dnrrarl Wllrt1''j.
Vt.ll, Surrey ntrnm. Prtee.lH.OO
Wngoni. Send far
Ai (tool ai lem for ,i..bv
ELKHART CAUniAim .SU UAIUIESS MFO.
Catatosus 01 ail ur
ALWAYS KEEP OH HAND
THERE IS NO KIND OF PAIN OR I
O ACHE, INTERNAL OR EXTERNAL,
THAT PAIN-KILLER WILL NOT RE-
1 LIEVE. ?
, look out fan IMITATIONS and sub- .
, STITUTCS. THE GENUINE BOTTLC
BEARS THE NAME, ?
PERRY DAVIS & SON.
MrH'itlniat', Ni)il jIi-ahi'Mt Vnr
lp loelc ?(!... r. ? Ciil!nir.
MimfMMxllf '.fiM'(M. na rnn nnipnu
t(. (.11 .tl ..m f 4.U ... . ..-,! t.- 1
vSef i "i ' 11 ".y" nu 1 cl- n ft mi Hi Tur itninc
Uuucktfukt1 &utiUtulctalhi IrtrioliBAsbcUcxucs.
RUPTURE CURED.
A Sircialit nn Kuptttre from WillianisiK.rt
will visit
Shenandoah Every Thursday
AT TIIIC
Hotel Franey, from 8 till 10:30 a. m.
ltiilnic pcimanently and (tiichly Cured 01
no jay. Wiitlen Kiiaranlee to nlnuilutely
cure all kinds of Huiittirc witliout
operation or detention from
business.
Ahsolulely no l)anp;jr.
lixnmination Free.
loo persons cured in Suuliury, Sliamokin,
Ml. Carmefand vicinity who can he leferred
to. Charges and terms moderate and within
reach of all.
GREAT PAIN ! GREAT COST !
These were tlie two reasons that formerly
;ept people frem attending to their teeth.
ISoth reasons Un.v no existence in this ad
vanced age. rainless and inexpensive dent
istry with an absolute guarantee for five years
is our method
A Gooil Set of Teeth, $5.
The Very Uest Teeth, $8.
You can Ret no better, no matter what you
pay. No charge for extracting, where teetli
are ordered. We can take your impression in
the morning and give you your teetli in the
afternoon if desired.
Gold Fillings, $1 ; Best Silver
Fillings, 5oc up; Cleaning, 5oc;
Extracting, 25c.
Crown and bridge work nt very reasons ill!
rates. Kvaininatiiu.-, and e-.!:males free.
Weu-.e Inn one grade of uuteiial
the best.
SCHUYLKILL DENTAL PARLORS,
Cor. White & Centre Sis., nolliins' Bnildinn
LAUER'S
BOCK BEEF?
In Bottles or by
the Keg.
Lauer's Lager
tin
Pilsnei Beer.
Porter and Weiss Beer.
Christ. Schmidt,
Aent and Uottler,
203 W. Coal Street,
SHENANDOAH - P'A
X
0
1ST"
Ev
"GOLD DUST."
TONE MkM
telln Hie 1.i1p I
shows she uses her head to
thai she uses
rough, wrinkled nnd shrunken,
oiu soap nnu soua comtnuatlou.
use tooul
Powder?
U1I1IUVIJU1(I.
to th con
wnoio-
oniptoj'
CATtln
Urfe, iroa Ho.BoeBorrej. pnee.wnncnnwni.iimpi.taB
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CO. W. II. fUAXT, Bco'j, KUtUAllT. IHD.
inaoi.aproDBnoieuutn.fw, --
Philadelphia 8t
Reacting Railway
i" " " 1 1:: Co.tl No Bi toke
IN KKl'Kirr MAY Hh. IwS.
Trill ni lenvo Shcimrulimli foIloAfH;
Kor New Vorlc vfrt lMitlniTftplifn, ivtol- tl.n-fl,
7 -'10 0 54 n. in., 12 27, 8 Jo mid U7 p. in.
For New York vii Mnucti Olmioic, wook iliyfl,
7 30 1. in., 12 27 and 3 10 it. m.
Kor llt;ulin(j ami PlilUtlclpliiii, werk ln'Ht
7 30, 9 5J a.m., 12 27, 10 and 0 07 p. w.
Kor l'otttsvillc, week day, 7 30, 9 51 a. in.,
12 27, 3 10, 6 07 and T 23 p. m.
For Tamaqua and Malianoy City, week. tlayH,
730,0 51 a. m., 12 27.8 10 and G07p. m.
For A"lIltamf.port, Hunbiirv nnd IcwlMiurK',
woflk d8, 1130 Hi in., 12 27, 7 25 p, in
ForMa!iano Plane, weekdays, 7 30, t) 51, 1130
a. mM 12 27, 3 JO, 0 07, 7 25, 9 55 p. in.
For Anliland and Shnrooktu, week days, 7 33,
1130 a. m., 12 27, 3 10,0 07, 7 25, and 5 55 p. m.
For Baltimore. Washington and tho Wtwt via
n,0. IE. It., through trains leai ltonrfliif;
Terminal, Flilladclphfa. (P. A n. W 1L) at 3 20,
755,1125 a. in., 3 10 nnd 7.27 p. i. HiindayH,
3 20,7 00,1120 a.m., 3 46 and 7 27p.m. Addi
tional trains from Twenty-fourth and Chest
nut nt ret-1 s station, week ditytn, 10 30 a, lu, 12 20,
12 15 8 40 p.m. Sundays, 1 35, 8 23 p. in.
TKAINH FOU HH1CNANDOAH.
I.eavo New York vln PhllndelphlA, week
dft.VB, 1215, 180, 8 00,1130 n. m., nnd 115,4 0,
3 00 p.m.
IxavG New Vorlc via Mnnch Chunk, week
du,VH, 4 80, 9 10 a. in., 1 30 ). in.
Leave Philadelphia, Heading Terminal, mvk
dayi. 1140. K80, 10 21 n. in. nnd t 3(1, U(i p.m.
Icnvo ItoudliiR, week dnyn, 7 00, jOOH, n, m.
12 15,4 17. 6 00 p. m.
Lenvo 1'ottsvllle, week dayn, 7 10, 7 10 a. in.,
12 30 1 10, ( 10 and 0 50 p. m.
Leave. Tnroaqua, week day ft, 8 30, 1123 n. in.,
J 10, 5 60, 7 20 p. in.
Icave Mahauoy City, week days, yftl, 1147
n. m 2 22,5 12,5 21,7 41 p. m
Leavo Mahnnoy I'lane, week daya, C30, 9 25,
1025, 11. VJ n. in., 2 11, 532, 6 11.7&7,pm.
Leave WHHnmport, n eek daya, 7 42, 10 00 a
nu. 12 31 and 4 00 p. in.
ATLANTIC CITY DIVISION,
Leavo Philadelphia Chestnut street waif nnd
Bouth Rtrcet what f for Atlantic City.
M'eckdays ICxpresH, 900 a. m., (130 S.-it-urdavH
only), 2 00, I 00, 130, 5 00 p.m. Acoom
inod.itlou, (i 15 n. in., 5 15, 0 30 p. m. Hutidayn--KxpreHH,
H00, 900, 10 00 n. in. Aecommodutioii,
0 15 n. ii,, 4 45 p. in.
Returning leavo Atlantic City depot, eori.er
Atlantio and Arkansas nveuueH.
WccktlayH F.xprehH, 7 00, 7 15, 9 00 a. iu.v S 30,
5 80 p.m. Aecommodatloii, 125, 8 0 a.m. 4 05
p. m.
HundayH Expreffl, 4 00, 5 30, 8 00 p. ui. Ao
eotnmodatlon. 7 15 a. m., 4 15 p. m,
For Cape May and Ocean City, 8 15 a. in., 2 30,
1 15 p. in. SunlnB South street, 9 CO, Chestnut
htrcLt, 9 15 a in
lor Sea Isle City, 8 15 a in, 1 15 p in. Sunday
South btieet, 9 00, Chestnut street, 9 15 a m.
I'arlor Carn on all oxurecM IralnH.
For further tiiformatton, apply to nenrrst
Philadelphia and Kendln Hallway tleket np;unt
or address
I. A. HwKiGAnn, Kdsok J. M'kkich,
tieiri htipt., lien'i j'afa'r akm
earn n 2 Terminal, I'niiaucipuin.
ennsylvania
RAILROAD.
fli:iuYKir mvifuoN.
MAV 15, 1R')8.
Trntna vill leuo Bliciinmloali uftur thu CDpit
uiite (or WIRk'uiih, OUbcrton, 1'rnckWllo
'.atcr, fit. Ctnlr, l'nttivillo. lfninburir, ItcntUnx,
lottsto-n, l'liouulxvllfo. NorrUtown iiliII-VP
ftjclpliin (llr-.nil utreet station) at 6 03 unit 815
b. in., 2 03,0 10 p ju. on week tlayH. Htlnilnyii,
8 IS Ii. 111., 1 S3 p. m.
TrnlitH lenve Prnckvlllo for BliciiAiiilor.b al
7 3(1, il If. a. in. and 5 40, T.'A p. .t , Bundny,
11 01 n. in. nnd 5 10 p. m.
J.cavo lttsvlllo for Blionnndoah (via Frqctc
vlllo, 7 10, 11 20 a. ru., 5 20, 7 10 p. m. Sunday
10 33 a. m., n 20 p. in.
Leave riillndelplrfa, (Broad street station), for
Bliciiandoali at 8 35 a. in.. 4 10 p. in. week day.
Hundayu leave at 0 SO and 0 23 a. ru.
.t-avu llroad street station, Philadelphia, tur
Bea (llrt, Asbury l'ark. Ocean drove, lxnc
Jtrnnch, and intermediate stations, 8.20,
ll.U, a. hi., 3.30 and 4.00 p. m. week-days.
Leavo llroad Street Btatlon. riilladelpbla,
FOU NKW YOltK.
Hxpreea, week-days, 0 20, 4 O), 4 50 5 15, 0 B0,
7 33,8 20, 9 50. 10 21 (DIlllhK Car), 11 00 a.m.
1200 noon, 285 (Limited 100 and 4 23 . rj.
DlnllurUUH), 1 10, 2 80 (Dllilnc Car) U 20, 3 50.
i 00, 500, Shti (Dining Unr), 800, 702,743 (Din-Inu-Cir),
ID 1X1 p. in., 1201, liliiht. Sundays.
3 20, 4 05. 4 50, 5 15, 8 20, 0 50. 10 21, (Dlnlim
Car), 1133 a. m., 12 35, 105 (Dlnliie; Car) 230
(DlnlliB Car), too (Limited) 4 22 (Irnliiir Oar),
5 20.550, (Dlnlnp; Car) 031, 702,743, IDIiiIhk
Car 10 00 ii. in., 1201 nlirlit.
Kxprcss for Iloston without change, 11 00 a iu.,
week-days, and 7 43 p. nr., dally.
WASHINGTON AND THIS SOUTH.
For lUltlmoro and Washington, 8 50, 7 20, 8 82,
10 20, 11 23, a. in., 12 09, 1281 (Dining Car), 1 12
Dining Car, 3 18, 4 41. 5 25 emigres
i....ni rt .l Tit..l..r. r-o-1 Vt 17. Aftf tin...
ling Car, 7 31 luinlng Carl J). in., and IU 03
nlglil weeicuays. wunuiiys, u nu, v ai, v u, ii a,
n. ni., 1200, 1 12, Dining Car 4 41, 520 Con.
grctsloiial Limited, Dining Carl, 053 Dining
Car, 781 DliilngCar p. in. and 12 05 night.
lror Baltimore, accommodation, 9 12 n in, 2 02
nml 101 p in week days, 5 08 and 11 10 p m dally.
l'OU ATLANTIO CITY.
f.cnvi llroad street station via Dciuwaro rlvei
Inidge ICxpn-HS, 0 20 u in, 703 p, m. daily.
Leave MarkctKlrcit Wurf Hiprcss, OOOn in.
2 00, (3 00 Saturdays only), 4 00, BOO p. in. Sun
days, 8 15, U45 u. in (acctiiiimodatlou 4 30 and
SKI p. m.)
Kor CnpoMay, Angtcsca, Wtldwood and Hollj
lluch, healsle City, Occrn Clly, Avalon niul
Mono llnrhorKxprt'HS, 000 a. ui., 100, ii. in.
week days. Sundays, 0 00 a. in.
l'or Sinners 1'olnt Hxprcos, 900, a. ni.,2 00,
4 00, B to, p. in. week ilays Sundays, 8 13 a. in.
and 9 13 p in.
J. 11 llurcniNMiN, J, U. Woon,
(leu'l Jllanagnr, (lun'l I'lm'e'r Agt
millions of Dollars
Oo'uti in snioVo ovory year. Tulto a
rlskh but ge t your lioiibes, (.Uick, fu
lilluro etc., Insured In nrst-cliisa r
liable companion as roprceontcil by
hAVIn PATIST. insurance Ac;n
UAV1L) rtt.ud i,130 Hou(, JlltlUll H
Alio LlfeandAicldenUl Coinnanlen
I A Handsome Complexion
I la ono of tho greatest chimin woman call
possess. I-ozioni's CourLiHtlOM l'OWUKU
Rives it.
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