EVENING HERALD KtfTAULlSlIUD 1K70. Publlilied every Kvcnlns, Kicept Hundfty, At H SoTH J A RUIN HTKKKT, NKAR CrNTHB. Tho Uornlil 1h ilellrtirtl liiHhenatuioan ami tlif lurroumltne tuwi for lx cent a week, pay hi. Vth cnrrlcm. Ily mull 83.00 o year, or 2 omits a month, pnyahle In ailvniuis. Advertise ments chArjrcu accord In k to npacoattd pnaltlon. Hi publisher rorirve the right to chaneo the nofltlcni of advertisement wnencver the pub YWlcrt of new demands It. The right Is ierTd o ijjvosiu" advertisement, whether niitd for or not. taut the publishers may deem 'ipropeT. Advertising rates made known trpon nprllcntlon. fQuterpd at the postofllce at Hhcnandonh, I'h., a second clam mall matter. TKI.KPHONK CONNECTION "All the News Thai's Fll to Print." Evening Herald SATURDAY, MAUCH 1U. 1603. TlIK business liiiui wlio iieRlt'Cts to ntlvortlne is doing himself a biggr injury than hu is doing anybody i'1m. l'LACAltnrt on the bed room doors of a rurnl hotel in New England re quest that "guests will please not batho on Sunday night, as the hot water is needed for the wash Monday morning." TllK Wilkesbarre Nows-)ealer says that immediately after Superinten dent ltodurick contributed $100 to the fund to aid tho widows and orphans at Lattimur the operators and super intendents asked Mr. Van Wieklo to discharge Mr. Roderick, and that they aro asking for his discharge now. Thk members of the McKinley ad ministration are compelled to caution the public not to believe 'inything that may oe attributed to them, be cause they aro not saying anything and don't intend to. And yet the "enterprising" journals continue to publish exclusive interviews with members of the Cabinet. Mr. Wanamakkk says Senator Quay and Penrose own and control twenty-six of .the Pennsylvania mem bers of the House of Representatives. There are thirty, and as three are Democrats, there wotdd remain only ono Republican who is not owned by the Senators, according to Mr. "Wana maker. What district does he repre sent, the people would like to know. Spkakino on the subject of ndver Using, one of Philadelphia's leading merchants says : "The success of a business depends on three things merchandise, service and advertising; and advertising I regard as the dyna mic power of the business. It makes tho business when taken .seriously. One trouble uhout it isthat merchants do not always take it seriously. Under present conditions no business can bo conducted successfully with out advertising. It is tho fundamen tal principle of business, and should receive the attention of tho head of the business." Thk collapse of the wooden trestle at Boston Run Junction ought to be sufficient to convince the Pennsyl vania Railroad officials that the time lias come to dispense with wooden structures of this kind. They are dangerous to the public safety, says an exchange. The Pennsylvania Railroad Company appreciates all this and have adopted a policy to avoid just such accidents as occurred nt Boston Run. Sometime ago the company decided to replace wooden bridges with iron structures on all its branches, and the work is being pushed as rapidly as possible. EACH succeeding grand jury in this county directs the attention of the court to the large number of unncos sary potty cases returned to court, and yot there seems to be no diminu tion of these cases. In Lawrence county, however, things are different, and a much needed reform in tills ro spect is enforced. The other day Judge Wallace instructed tho costs in one of these "petty unnessary cases" to bo placed on the Justice of the 3'eace who had returned it for the manifest purpose of tho fees that were in it. That remedy will cer tainly prove eirective.and if the same authority was exercised in Schuyl kill county this unnecessary burden upon tho taxpayers would cense. Nkw evidence crops out from day to day indicative of stranded relations among the anthracite coal roads, says the Philadelphia Stockholder. It has been reportedly pointed out in these colutnra that tho trade was not only itLA demoralized condition, but that Spring Is tho season tor now lifo in nature, now vigor in our physical systems. As tho fresh sup carries Ufa into tho trees, so our blood should givo us renewed strength and vigor. In Its Impure state it cannot do this, and tho aid of Hood's garsapnrilla is imperatively needed. It will purify, vitullzo and enrich tlio blood, and with this solid, correct foundation, it will build up good health, crcato a good appetite, tono your stomach und digestive organs, strengthen your nerves ami over como or prevent thut tired feeling. This has been tho experience of thou' sauds. It will bo yours if you tako Hood's SarsaparillaEM cine and Mood Purifier Bold by all druggist). $L wi it mu cure nausea, Indigestion, rlOOU S 1J1IIS hlllousnesn. sacrum. Paine's Celery Compound Is not a pntcnt mcdlclno ; It Is not a snrsnpnrllln; it is not a tonic; It Is not a. ncrvlno; It Is ns much better than nil theso as a diamond Is better than cut glaBS. It is the Best Spring Medicine In tho woi Id. Wo lmvo it. It cures. A. WASLEY, 106 North Haiti Street. the principal roads were, to an ex tent, antagonizing each other when ever tlio opportunity offered. Latest developments in this connection is the withdrawal of tile joint coal tariffs which have existed between the hohigh Valley and Jersey Con tral. It is understood tho latter took tlio initiative in tho matter, inform ing the Lehigh Valley that, after a certain date, said to bo April 1, the joint tariffs on coal between the roads would no longer apply, with the ex ception of the Long Uranch divisions. This means that the Jersey Central wants its own territory to itself, and the only way by which tlio Lehigh Valley will be able to ship coal into tho territory would bo at a rate al most prohibitory. Tho action is similar to that taken by the Reading over a year ago with reference to its Philadelphia trade, and is a futiier loss of territory to the Lehigh Valley. Give the Children a Drink called Grain-O. It Is deliciouH, appetizing, nou rish i iik food drink to tako tho placo ol coll'eu. Sold liy all Rrocers ami liked by nil wlio havo lined it uecatiso wlicu properly prepared it tastes like tlio finest eoH'oe but is frco from all itfl Injurious properties. Grain- () aids diKOitlon and strengthens tho nerves It is not a stimulant hut a health builder. and children, us well as adults, can drink it mlh jjreat benefit. Costs about as much a rofl'ee. 13 and 25c. Sulidiiy Kprt-iul. Services in tlio Trinity Iiefornu'd church to-morrow at 10:00 a. in,, and 11:30 p. in. Sunday school at 1:30 p. in. Itov. ltobert O'lioyle pastor. Iti-Kiilar services will bo held in tho United lIvaiiKclieiil church, North .lardin street, to morrow- at 10 a. in. nud 0.31) p. in. Sunday school at 1.30 p. in. Itov. I. J. Heitz, pastor. K. 1.. V. 1. on Monday evening, rrayor. praise and testimony meetings every T lies- day, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday oven- 1112s. Jr. K. it. v. K. every Saturday evening at 7 o'clock. l'riinllivo Mutliodist church, James Moore, pastor. Preaching at 10:30 a. in. and U:30 p. in. Sunday school at 8 p. in. Class uicet lii!! on Wednesday uvenliiK. (lenornl prayer uicetinc on Thursday evenint', Kverybody welcome. Services In All Saints' Protestant Kpiscopal church on West Oak street to-morrow. Holy Hucbarist at 8 a. in. Mornlue prayer at 10:30. Sunday school at 3 p. m. Kveuini; prayer at 7 p. in. On tho first Sunday in the mouth Holy liueiiariM at io:au. ino rccior win oflieiate. First ltaptist church, corner of West and Oak streets, Itov. I). I. Evans pastor. Services at 10 a. in. and I) p. in. Sunday school at 'J p. in. Prayer lneetlnc -Monday evenings, young People's lneetini Wednesday evenings. Class meeting Thursday evenings, Methodist l'niscopal church, corner Oak and White streets, Hev. Alfred licebner. i.-istor. (icner.il class meeting at u a. in., led iv John Senior. Sermon at 10:30 a. in. Sunday school at 2 p. in., I)r. J. S. Callen, Superintendent. Sermon at 0:30 p. m. Seats Iroo. livcrywoiiy welcome. Calvary Ilaplist church, S mth Jardin street. Preaching to-morrow at 10:30 a. m. md 0:30 p, in, gov. U. it. Alums, pastor. Sabbath school at 3 p. ni., Deacon John Itiuin, Superintendent. It, Y. P. U Tuesday evening, at 7:30. Wednesday evening, general prayer uicetinc at 7:30 Everybody welcome. Services in tlio Presbyterian church to morrow ut 10:30 a. in. and 11:30 p. m. Sabbath school at 2 p. m. Jr. 0. K. and Sr. C. E Tuesday evening nt 0:30 and 7:30 o'clock. Prayer and song service on Thursday even ing at 7:30. Strangers always welcome. St. John's Lutheran church, West Cherry street. Itov. John (Iruhler, pastor. Preach ing, 10 a. in. ; Sunday fcchool, 1:30 p. in. ; preaching 11:30 p. in. St. Michael's Greek Catholic church, West Centre street. Hev. Cornelius Laurisin. pas- tor. Matatlnum service o a.m. High mass 10 a. m. Church of tho Holy Family, (German It. C.) North Chestnut street. Itov. A. T. Schut tlohofcr, pastor. First mass 8 a. in., second mass 10 a. in. St. Casimir's I'ullah It. C. church, North Jardiu street. Itov. J. A. Lcnarkicwicz, nastor. First mass 8 a. in,. It lull mass 10 a. in., vespers and lienedlction -1 p. m. Church of tho Annunciation. 218 West Cherry Btreet. Itov. H. F. O'Kellly, pastor; Itov James Kane, assistant pastor. First mass, 7 a. in., second mass, a. m., lugn mass, 10 a. in, benediction, 7 p. in. Keheleth Israel Congregation, corner of Oak and West streets, Kev, Henry Jllt nik, pastor, Saturday services, 8 to 10a. in., and 3 to 5 p, in. Sunday services 8 to lo a.m. aud every week day morning from 7 to 8 a. in. Whooping cough Is tho most distressing malady: but Its duration on bo cut short by the uso of One Minute Cough Cure, which Is also tho best known remedy for croup and all lung nud bronchial troubles. O. Il.llagen bueh. Monotonous Menu. Fogg Well, there's ono thing I will soy about this housu. Masa And what's that, for goodness' Bake? Foug When you sit dawn to breakfast, you always know just what jou'ro going to get. Huston Transcript. A wheelman's tool bag Isn't complete with out a bottlo of I)r. Thomas' Eclcctrlc Oil. I iieaie cms, uruises, stiugi, sprain. Monarch over pain. Great lscliume. "Say, that luminous paint is great." Wiuit. iln vmi lltn It, for?" " Wo tmlnr Ihn tuby, so wo can givo him a drink In the ngni wimuut iifinuut; wio bus." vigu Hooird. -Chb Headache Quickly Cured, Dr. IXivU" Auti-llcadacho never falls, 25c. INDIANS DO NOT RECKON HIGH. How 3IR Wm "Heap rienty" In Settle ment ut n Claim For 83,000. It is not fo cany now to client tho In dians hi bargaining ns it was In tho days when Mnnhnttim Island wna bought from thorn for ti'i. Their long intercourse with tho wlilto men hns taught them ninny things n bout tho vnluo of their possessions, and they nru pretty sharp In making tho ordinary trades which como up In their daily life. Nevertheless it is still true that when it comoH to a question of largo sums of money thousands or oven hundreds of dollars tho nverngn Iudlnn Is bowlldored nt tho mero Iden of so much wealth. An incident which happened not long ago In Now Mexico Illustrates this point. An Indian, while crossing tho tracks of ono of tho railroads, had boon killed by n train. His squaw demanded $3,000 ns nn Indemnity for tho loss of her husbnud, and tho company wero willing to settle tho matter. So they sent to deal with the squnw n innii who hnd had considerable experience In negotiating with tlio Indians. Ho took with hhu several bags of "dobo," or Mextcnn silver dollars, which nnss froclv among tho Indians nud bottlers In that jiart of tho country.. Sitting down grnvoly with tho aggrieved widow, he began count ing out tho big shining dollars ono by ono. Whon tho pilo hnd leached 100 ho glanced inquiringly nt the squaw. Hut siio shook hor head firmly. Tho agent went on with his counting. At tho end of another 100 ho looked up again, Tho squnw repented tho iicgntho shnko of her head, but her oyes begun to brighten ut tho heap of sil vcr. At 300 tho ngent paused n llttlo longer. His customer still held out, though wun uninistnkiiiilu signs oi weakening. Thu ngent countod moro slowly nnd Im pressively. When ho reached $318, the squaw stopped Ills band, "Heap plenty, heap plenty," sho Raid, with decision, nnd gathering up tho silver sho nccepted in perfect contentment this settlement of iior claim for $3,000. New York Tribune. Free Pills. c i ...i.i- . ir i.- ii.,ni.in.. x- rv. OCIII1 yum uuiucrn i,i ii a., iiiivmiii vv Chicago, and get a frco sample box of Dr. r-t.... Vr... T ir llllla A f.i.il will ,.nvtnn IIIIK o iivn unu i inn. ...... vu... you of their merits. These pills aro OJsy in .,...1..1 ir....l..A 1.. l... aCllOIl 11IU1 UIU 1'illVieuuiii tutwiio in VI" cure of constipation and sick headache. For ...nT..!n .....1 II....P trivnlilna tlinv liuvn liiilt proved invaluable. They aro guaranteed to UU IIUIIHIIJ IIIU l.w.n liifc.J ........... ..... ...... sUmce and to bo purely vegetable. They do ....... 1 1... ..... I.,,. l.ttf liv irlvtttf. lOllC IO SlOIIlllCll UIIU uuwuis kh-ihj unit .t... i T1......1... . ... . i i i. oniic I no nysiein mn.iw diw .i uua Sold by A. Wasley, Druggist. Hotlal Kxpeillont. Foxcy Did you send tho Boroms ncurd lor your lnuslcnlo? Mrs. Foxoy Yes. How could I got out of Itf Foxey Well, I'll tell Borom that Smith Isgolngtocnniu. Doreni owes lilm money. Philadelphia Record. Spain hns moro sunshine than nny other country in miropc. 'I ho yearly nvcrngo In Spain Is 3,000 hours; that of Italy S!,300; Oerimiuy, 1,700; England, 1,100. SIMPLE AT FIKST. It is Foolish to Neglect any Form of Flies. Cuts Them at the Beginning. Piles arc simple in the beginning and easily cured. They can be cured even in the worst stages, without pain or loss of blood, quickly, surely and completely. TJicte is only one remedy that will do it Pyramid Pile Cure. It allays the inflammation immediately, heals the irritated surface and with contin ued treatment reduces the swelling and puts the membranes into good, sound, healthy con dition. The cure is thorough and permanent Here are some voluntary and unsolicited testimonials we have lately received : Mrs. M. C, Hinkly, Ooi Mississippi St., Indianapolis, Ind says i Have been a suf ferer from the pain and annoyance of piles for fifteen years, the Pyramid Pile Cure and Pyramid Pills gave me immediate relief and in a short time a complete cure. Major Dean, of Columbus, Ohio, says ; 1 wish to nihl to the number of certificates as to the benefits derived from the Pyramid Pile- Cure. I suffered from piles for forty years and from itching piles for twenty yenrs and two boxes of the Pyramid Pile Cure have ef fectually cured me. Most druggists sell Pyramid Pile Cure or will get it for you If you ask them to, It is 50 cts. for full.sized package and is put up only by the Pyramid Drug Co., Marshall, Mich. careful in the choice of a school if you would avoid wasting time and money. Going through books does not educate. Neither does puttiug ill time. THE STATE NORMAL SCHOOL, At Bloomsblirgi I'a-i won jts standing and reputation by the thorough work of its faculty. It is a heller school tg-day than ever before ; not simply because of better material equipment, (this is important), but because of a stronger corps of teachers. They are nearly, all colleee and university trained. Recent additions have icen made, Spring term will open Alarcll ?gtl, iS'A wrue ior 1111UF111411U11 iu J. P. WELSH, Ph. D Principal, Bloomsburg, mwmmmmmmmmmmm B ARBEY'S OCK Gives a satisfied smile to every pa'ate that tastes it. Now on tap at all our customers. WM. SCIMlCKnU, JR., Agent, mumuuiuumuuiiiuuu I A Handsome Complexion I la one of tbo greatest charms a woman can 1 ives 11. 1 DO IT YOURSELF- You can tell Just as well as a physician whether vour kidnovs aro diseased or healthy. Tho way to do Is to take a bottle or glass tutn- liter, and till it with urine. Ji mero is a sediment a powder-like substance at tho Doiiom alter standing day ami nigut, tnero la something wrong with tho kidneys. An other sure sIl-u of disease Is adeslre to urinate often, and still another sign is pain in the Pack, it urine stains linen, there la no doubt that tho kidneys nro alfccted. Any and all diseases of tho kidneys, liver, bladder and of tho urinary passages and con stipation of tho bowels aio cured by Dr. David Kennedy's Favorde Kemcdy. Tnero is no oucstion about Its being the best and surest medicine In tho world fur such troubles. It quickly rellovcs and rules 'liability to hold urine, and people, yoium or old, who take it aro not compelled to get up a number of times mirmg tno night, ror pulling an end to that scalding pain experienced In passing urine, nothing Is so good as Dr. David Ken mil's Favorite Hcmedv. It corrects tho bad cll'ects of whiskey and beer; Is pleasant lo tlio taste, ana does not seem lo no medlclie at all. Diseases of tho kidneys and bladder often require tho uso of instruments to push back tlio sandy matter so mo uriuo can be voided. In such cases Favurlto Keincdy should bo takon without further delay or the disease may prove fatal. It is sold for ono dollar a bottlo at all drugstores. It Is well worth many times IU price. Samples Free. Tf tl. , . 1. n.-l.l tr ...... ..!).. 11 A, 111 WISH IU IV3L 11 1.1V1I1 J-UlllllllJ B l. .!.. l..M...l.. i.nr. 1.....:..,. I i i,,uiiiu i,uiiii:o uuiuiu iiiijiiik i, nun,, ,,uiii I tin post uuicu unities', UJ IIIU 11. l.l V 111 IX I'll- nedy Corporation, Itondout, N. Y nnd mciiiiou mis paper. e win men mail you a sample bottlo free, as well as circulars glv !.... r..ll .11...... i....- ii. l.'...,..., INK lull UllVllUIIS 1U1 113 IIOU. It.tlJ 1V.1U11 of the Hkiiai.u can depend upon the genuine uess oi mis iincrai oner, aim an suuerer? from kidney troubles should take advantage of It at once. WASHINGTON. rKKSO.VAI.LY-CONDUCTKD TOUll VIA IT.NN 8YI.VANIA 11AII.HOA1I. Tho next threo-day personally-conducted tour to Washington via Pennsylvania 1UI1 road will leave New York and Philadelphia 011 Thursday, March 31 Opportunity will be afforded to visit, under the iiitclliccut direction of an experienced Tourist Agent, all tho piinctpal points of interest, tho Capi tol, llxecutivo Mansion, Congressional Li brary, tho Monument, National .Museum, &c An experienced chaperon will also accom pany tho party as a companion for tho un escorted lady tourists. Tho rate, if 11.50 from New York, $11.B0 from Philadelphia, anil proportionate rates Irom othor points, includes all necessary ex penses during tho entire trip transportation, hotel nccomnindatinns and guides. Persons desiring to return via Gettysburg may do so by purchasing tickets at $2 00 extra, which include this privilege. An opportunity will also bo afforded to visit Mt. Vernon aud Arlington at a slight additional expense For itineraries, tickets, and full informa tion apply to ticket agents; Tourist Agent, 1100 llroadway, Now York; or address (ieo. W. Boyd, Absi8tant General Passenger Agent, liroad Street Station, Philadelphia. A Few Pointers. The recent statistics of the number of deaths show that the large majority die with consumption. This disease may commence with an apparently harmless cough which enn be cured instantly by Kemp's balsam for the Throat aud I.ungs, which is guaranteed to cure and relieve all cases. Price 2$ and 50c. Sold by all druggists ; ask for a free sample to-day. Pustatniiijr Ills lteputnttou. A story is told of tho Prlnco do Conti, whoso reputation for cruelty stood high. Ho wns goin? to muss with some ladies, When his bailiff nsked for Instructions concerning 11 puncher who had just been caught on the grounds, "Give him 100 stripes nnd Imprison him In a dungoou fur two years," was tho an swer. One lndy, horror strlckon, wont to tho bailiff afterward, but ho only lnughod in her fnco. "Tho prlnco only said that to keop up his roputatlon. His royal highness camo to mo directly after mass nnd begged mo to sco that tho poor wretch was only sent pway from tho neighborhood for two inontlis, nnd that his family was well look; cd after during his absence. " gyrnoueo Standard. TO CUlti: A COM) IN ONI! DAY. Tako Laxative Bromo Qulnino Tablets. All druggists refund tho money if it fails to euro. 25c. Iho gcnuluo has L. B. Q. on each tablet. THE WESTERN WINb. Yet on my chuck I fuel the western wind And hear it tolling to tho orchard troos And to tho fault and flowor forsuken bcos Tales of fair meadows, green with constant streams, And mountains rising hlno and oool behind, Where in moist dells tho purplo orchis gleams, And starred with white tho virgin's bower Is twined. So tho o'orwcarlod pilgrim, as ho faros Along llfo'n summer waste, at times Is fanned, Even at noontide, by the cool, sweet airs Of a Horoner and a holler land, Fresh as tho morn and as tho clow fall bland, breath of tho blessed heaven, for which wo pray, jjlQW from fhu eternal hills mako glad. Our earthly way I Thero aro thrco llttlo things which do mora work than any other thrco llttlo things created thoy nro tho ant, tho boo nud DoWitt's Llttlo IJarly Itscrs, tho last being tho famous littlo pis fur 6tomae.li and liver troubles, O. H. Hugcnbuch. The Story nf tbo Steerage. "Thcro is vast dlflcroiicp," said an pfllcerof n Cunnrd stoaii)siip, ''between tho nppearnnro pf stcoragu pnssongors re turning to Kuropp and ihoso coining to Americai "On tlio westward, voyngo tnofnocs of tho Immigrants nro bright with iixnoetnncy niul hope, Homo of thorn lmvo doubtless lain owoko at night dreaming of tho now land. You onn eoo that thoy hnvo been Inspired by tho rosento visions pnlntod for thcin by their friends or relatives who lmvo succeeded on this sldo of tho water, Thoso who go back to stny nro not many. You can pick them out by tholr dojeotod looks. Thoy hnvo not succeeded. Thoy lmvo found that hard work Is just ns neces sary to got along In tlu Status ns it is in Puropo, ''Tho great mniority of tho immigrants stny. From my observations for thq Ipstj 16 yonrs 11 board ship J think I am compe tent to soy that America pots tho very best of tho Kuropenn blood. DnwdlorH stay at homo. It Is usually only tho enurgotlo 11 ml adventurous thntcut ioosufroui tics In tho old world. Forty-six por oont of tho steer. ago passengers lmvo tholr passage to America jinld by their relatives or friends who hnvo in n measure succcoilod over bore. I think thoso who lmvo inado a 'go' of it dosorvo success, been uso, ns n rule, thoy hnvo won it by woll directed toil or superior ndininlstrutivo ability." Now York Suu. Many People cannot Brink cofleo at night. It spoils tholr sleep. You can drink Qraln-0 when you please and sleep like- atop, ror (Iniln-O does not stimulate; It nourishes, cheers and feeds. Yet it looks and tastes like tho bestcofl'co. For nervous pcrsous, young pcoplo and children Oraln-0 Is the perfect drink. Made from pure Brains. Oct a iwckago from your grocer to-day, Try it iu place of coll'cc, IS aud '5o. UNAPPRECIATED GIFTS. Flillnntliropy That Ws InaxpllcRliln to Ihoso Who Profited by It. A gontlomnn who gnvo six drinking; fountains to lioston lu 1855 tins had soma queer experiences In his attempts to givo lilto boucllts to othor places. Ho has busi ness Interests In a western city of largo size, and, ns ho realized tho need thore of publlo drinking fountains, ho wont soino tlinu ngo to tho mayor of that city to make n formal offer of a gift of nine such foun tains. Tho mayor was moro tlinu sur prised and hnd a long lntorvlow with tho would bo benefactor, during which lie tlrod to discover his object In making the gift. Ho foiled to bo Impressed by tho sim ple statement that, boyond lining tho pub llo need of just suoh fountains, thcro wns no motive to prompt tho offer. Thomoyot was Incredulous, nnd tlio gonorous offct wns thought to bo tho harmless work oi a crank. Indeed the lioston man who nindc tho oiler of tho gift nftorwnril hoard that tho mayor hnd spoken of his "Inter view with n crnnk" to thoso whom" he consulted rcgnrdlng tho mnttcr. It was only nftcr considerable porsuasion and ox orolso of dlplomney that his gift of tho nine fountains wns nccepted. They have bocn in position for some tlmo now. In nnothor lnstniieo tho samaboncf octet uotcd tho noed of street signs In a town which ho from tlmo to tlmo visttod. He oITorod to furnish froo sovornl hundred ol Mioso, iniulu of iron, nnd hnd dlllioulty in making thu gift nccoptablo. Even after this wiis brought nbout it was n long time beforo tho town would stir Itsolf to the point of placing thu signs in position. Hu once gnvo n snioll library to n town which hnd none, feeling that It would bo an ex cellent nucleus from which to build up a bettor library. Tho town nccepted tho books with some misgivings ns to his san ity apparently, so unusual did it Bocm ta tho town fathers to hnvo n stranger inter ested enough In their wolfnro to mako so generous n gift. Tho books, by tho wny, woro placed In n room sot npnrt for thorn and then wero practically let sovorcly alone by tho pcoplo of tho town, who foiled to realize the Intended kindness to them. Uoston Transcript. A thrill of terror s experienced when a lir..ssy cough of croup sounds through the house nt night. But tho terror soon changes lo relief nftcr Ono Minute Cough Cure lias been administered. Safe and harmless fur children. C. II. Hagonbuch. Flrnt Tirol Plret Insuro your property from loss in the oldest and strong! st cash companies : Phila Underwriters Insurance Co. of North America and Firo Association, Hartford Fire Ins. Co., American Firo Insurance Co., West Chester Firo Ins. Co., United Firemen's Ins. Co. T. T. Williams, 123 S. Jardin St., Shenandoah. After years of untold Buffering from piles. It. W. Pursell.of Kuitcrsville, Pa., was cured by using a single box of DoWitt's Witch Hszlo Salvo. Skin diseases such as eczema, rash, pimples and obstinate sores aro readily cured by this famous remedy. C. II. Hagen buch. liroad IScotch uml Slang. Langungo has never boon stutlonnry least of all tho English. It has been im proved, and it has been corrupted, nud it mny bo improved or it niny bo corrupted ngnln. Modern Orcok is not equal to tlio undent. What atrocious corruptions tho Latin underwont as It degenerated Into Italian, Spanish nnd French! Happily, after It had become comparatively barbar ous, men of high literary genius appeared, under whom tho process of corruption was arrested, and In each of thoso threo ensos tho longuagowiis ngnln molded lnton rich nnd powerful vohlelo of thought. When ever tho langungo of a nation is becoming barbarous tho notion Is becoming bnrbnr ous Itsolf. And thcro nro tendencies In our day toward barbarism that need to bo wntchod. Tho rago for tho broad Scotch of Ian Moolaren and for American slang nnd London slang nnd slang of nil sorts in stories thut aim nt piquant writing can hardly full of leaving some mark In our literature. Who is to regulato our speech? Not parliament, not sovereign or sonato. It depends on tho good tasto mid the care fulness of tho oducatod men nnd women of n country. Professor W. Q. Ulaoklo iu Homiletio Hovluw. MIL Or. Miles' Nervine Restores Health. UNCLE EZEKIEL OBEAR, nssessor anf tax collector, Buvorly, Mass. who has paused tho ECth lifo mile stcno, says 'Dr. Miles' IZestorativo Nxrvlno has dono a ;roat deal of good. I sutTered lory oars fron. .Iooplcssncsa and nervous heart trouble .Yould foci weaiy and used up in tho morn ug, had no ambition and my work seemed a mrdon. A friend recommended Dr. Miles icrvlno, and I purchased a bottlo uudoi protest as I had tried so many remedies un successfully, I thought It no uso. But it gavo mo restful sjcop, 0, good, appetite nud restored rao to onergotlo. health. It ia a grand good modlcpo, nnd I will gladly wrlto anyonoluqulilng, full partlculnrsof my sat isfactory experience, ' Dr. Miles' Itomedloi irosold by all drug--Ists under a positive maranteo, first bottlo Dr." Mlloc' Nervine! .ui.uu. ,iuunu(i ills- HfjT nocnanf llml.nn.l .,..1 WiSA nerves freo. Addre?s, Da MILES MEDIOAL CO., Klkhart. Ind. EVAN J, DAVIES. Livery and Undertaking, No. 13 North Jardin St. riillions of Dollars Go up In smoko oyery year. Take nt risks but got your houses, stock, far. niture, etc., insured iu first-class re liable companies as represented by DAVID FAUST. Insurance Afent, Alio UfeandAccldeqUl Compute. m HOME DYEEN A Pleasure at Last. O s e a No Muss. No Trouble. Sold in All Colors by Grocers and , Address, TUB MAYPOLB SOAP i NEW flu- Ss5aii old style PrM Kmmmfmt lMAYPOLtfl SOAP I I eeaseeocceeaaaaaceeooco0aescfBeec TO THE LAND OF SUNSHINE And FlowcrM, tlio Hand of America, Cult fnrnhi. Via tho truo pathway, "Tho Iron Mountain Iioute," which traverses a region of porpetual sunshine, whero snow stouns, blizzards or high altitudes aio unknown. Pullman first and second class palaco and tourist sleeping ears to points iu Missouri, Arkansas, Texas, Old and New Moxlco, Arizona, California, Oregon, Washington, Nebraska, Utah and Novnda, without change. Quick time, low rates, and all tho comforts of modern railway improvements guaranteed to nil who pur chaso tickets via tho Missouri Pacific railway system. For rates right from your homo, literature, and full Information, drop a postal card, J. P. McCann, T. P. Agent. 511) Rail road avenue, Klmlra, N. Y., or 3U1 llroad way, Now York. 3-1-tf W. E. Hoyt, Q. E P. Agt. IT IS EASY TO TELL. People who fil to look after their health arc like the carpenter who neglects to sharpen his tools. People arc not apt to crct anxious about their health soon enough. If you are "not quite well" or "half sick" have you ever thought that your kidneys may be the cause of your sickness ? It is easy lo tell by setting aside your urine for twenty-four hours ; a sediment or settling indicates an unhealthy condition of the kidneys. When urine .stains linen it is evidence of kidney trcublc. Too frequent desire to urinate, scanty supply, pain or dull ache in the back is also convincing proof that the kidneys and bladder are out of order. There is satisfaction in knowing that the great remedy Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, ful fills every wish in relieving weak or diseased kidneys and all forms of bladder and urinary troubles. Not only does Swamp-Uoot give new life and activity to the kidneys the cause of trouble, but by treating the kidneys it acts as a tonic for the entire constitution. If you need a medicine take Swamp-Uoot it cures. Sold by druggists, price fifty cents und one dollar, or by sending your address and the name of Ibis paper with three two cent stamps to cover cost of postage on llie bottle to Dr. Kilmer S: Co., llinghamton, N. Y., you may have a sample bottle of this great discovery sent to you free by mail. Coining KventH. March 22. llcan soup social by Miss Lizzie Jones' Class of Willing Workers of tho P. M, church in tho lecture room. April 19. Entertainment under auspices of the Welsh Congregational church, in the church building, South West street. Tickets 10 cents, including refreshments'. The Surprise of ah, Mr. James Jones, of tho drug 8 nn of Jones & Son, Cowden, III,, In speaking of Dr. King's Now Discovery, says that last winter his wife was attacked with I.a Grippe, and her case grew so serious that physicians nt Cowden ani Pau.i could do nothing for her. It seemed to develop into Hasty Consump tion. Having Dr. King's New Discovery in store, ami selling lots of it, ho took a bottle homo, and to the surprise of all sho began to get better from first dose, ami half dozen dollar bottles cured her sound and well. Dr King's New Discovery for Consumption. Coughs ami Colds is guaranteed to do tills good work. Try It. Froo trial bottles at A. Wasley's drug store. RUPTURE CURED. A Specialist on Rupture from Williamsporl will visit Shenandoah Every Thursday AT THE Ferguson House, from 9 a. m. till 1:30 p. m. Rupture permanently and quickly Cured or no pay. Written guarantee to absolutely cure all kinds of Rupture without operation or detention from business. Absolutely no Danger. . . Examination Free. loo persons cured in Sunbury, Shamokin, Mt. Carmel and vicinity who can be referred to. Charges and terms moderate and 'within reacli of all. GREAT PAIN ! GREAT COST These were the two reasons that formerly kept people from attending to their teeth, iloth reasons have no existence In this ad vanced age. Painless and Inexpensive dent istry with an absolute guarantee for five years is our method. A Good Set of Teeth, $$. The Very licit Tfelh, $8. You can act no belter, no matter what you pay. No charge for extracting, where teeth are ordered, We can take your impression in the morning and give you your teelh in the afternoon if desired, (lold Fillings, $: Ucst Silver Fillings, fioc up t Cleaning, 5oc; Extracting, 25c. CjtJwn and bridge work at very reasonable rates. Examinations nnd estimates free. We use but one grade of material the best. SCHUYLKILL DENTAL PARLORS, 7 North Jardin St., Shonandoali. YPOLE OAP e WASHES MS DYES AT ONE OPERATION . . ANY COLOR. The Cleanest, Fastest Dye for Soiled or Faded Shirt Waists, Blouses, Ribbons, Curtains, Underlinen, etc., J whether Silk, Satin, Cotton or Wool. Druggists, or mailed free for 15 cental DHPOT, 127 Dunne Street, New York. PROFESSIONAL CARDS K. W. II. Y1NC1ST, VETERINARY SURGEON. (Irniluato nnd Iito Resident House Hurgecr the University SUto of N. Y. llpachiunrtcrss-Commcrclal Hotel. Hhenandoab TiiiiKi: vHAit couusk. Cnlls night or day promptly reaponded. jyr M.BliltKK, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. Ofllce Kgan building, con er of Main an Centre streets, Shenandoah. T It. rOMKIlOY, (I ATTORNEY-AT-LAW Shenandoah, Pa. W. 8IIOKMAKKR, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. Corner Market and Centre streets. pitOK. JOHN JONES, MUSICAL INSTRUCTOR, Lock Box , Mahanoy Cfly, Pa. Having studied under some of the boat masters h London and Paris, will give )cwio;t& on the violin, mandolin, guitar and votolcqlfure. Ternii reasonable. Addreaa In oaro of MrbiMe, the icweler Shanandnah mmmmmimmmmm "THEY DO THE WORK" 3 SET BRONCHO REMEDIES ()C 3 Relieve and Cure 1 s Head Troubles E Stomach Disorders System Irregularities of nted E "For every III, a special pill." 2 fc- If not at Drug Storea, write 2 S S: Bronx OhDmical Co.,Yonkers,N.Y. 3 ST: Health Hook Mailed Free. 3 mMmmiuiumumm A genuine wolcomo waltsy ouat JOE WYATT'S SALOON, Cor n&In and Coal Sta. Fines, whlekeya, bers, porter and ale constantly on tap. Choice omperance drink nndclfrAri. ' j Philadelphia & Reading Railway Knym . Uiun Jljud Coal No Smoke IN KFFKOT FEIHtUAItY 27th, 1W8. Trains leave Shenandoah an follows : For New York via Philadelphia, week days. 210. 580. 730 9Ma.ro., 12 83, 810 and 6 07 p. m Sundays, '2 10 a. rn. For New York via Mauch Chunk, week days. S86, 730a. m.. 12 03 and 8 10 p. m. For Iteadlnir and Philadelphia, week days 2 10,580,780. 051 B.IM., te S3, 8 10 and 6 07 p. In! Sundays, 2 10 a. m. For I'ottMville, week days, 210, 780,9 51 a. m.. 12 83, 8 10, 6 07 and 7 Vi V. m. Sundays, 2 10 a. m. ForTamnqua and Mahanoy City, week days 2.1,!,B,8i' T!W.a'n-i..l2!.8 1oinlnl07i. ro. Additional to Mahanoy City only. 11 40 n. m. Sundays, 2 10 a. m For WllllamsDort. Sunbury and Lewlsbunr. week dayB. 4 0 5 25, 1130 a.m.. 12 S3. 7 25 p. in Sundays, 8 23a, ra. PorMahauo) I'lant), weekdays, 2 10. 4 01, 585. 7 33. 0 51, 1 1 80 a. m 12 33, 3 10, ft 07, 7 25, 0 55 and 11 10 p. in. Sundays, 2 10, 4 05 a. m. For Ashland ami Shainoklu, week days, 4 05. 5 86, 7 30, 1180 a. m., 12 33, 310, ft 07, 725 and 9 55 p. in. Sundays, 4 05 a. m. For Baltimore, Washington and tbo West via II. AO. It. It through trains Irn-. Keadlne Terminal, Philadelphia, (P. & II. D Jt at 8 Set 7 55, 11 28 a. m 8 10 and 7.27 u. Sundays. 8 20, 7 00, 11 28 a. m., 8 48 and ISI p. in. AddC tlonal trains from Twenty-fourth and Chest nut streets station, week days, 10 90 a. m. 12 20c 12 1118 40 pm. Sundays, 183, 8 23 p.m. TKAINS FOlt, SHENANDOAH, Leavo New York via Philadelphia, eek days, 12 15, 4 80, 8 00, 11 30 a, tn ud 1 80, 4 80. 9 00 p.m. Sundays, 0 00 p. to. Leave New York via Mauch Chunk, week days, 4 80, 9 10 a. m 80 and 4 15 p. in. Leave Philadelphia. Heading Terminal, week days, 12 01.8 80, il 85. 10 10 n. m, and 1 43.4 05. 8 80 p.m. Huudays, 1301a.m. Leave ltcmllncweek days, 2 OJ, 6 10,10 08. a. m. 13 00 m., 4 19, 8 00 aud 8 20 p. u, Sundays, 2 01 m. Leave Pottsvllle, weekdays, 8 05, 710 a.m.. 12 80 and 10 p.m. Sundays, 8 07 a. m. Leave Tamahua, week days, 8 55,740, 1128 a in., 1 88, 3 511, 7 20 and 9 43 p. in. Sundays, 8 55 , Leave Mahanoy City, week days, 12 20.4 91. S 13, 1 1 47 o. in., 2 17. 5 18, 6 21, 7 4 1 oni 10 08 p. ml niiiiuRj. itf j, i 4i a. in. ATLANTIC CITY DIV18ION. Leave Philadelphia Chestnut street waif and South atrectwhaif for Atlantic CUr. Weekdays Kipreus, 900 a. ui.; 2 00, 4 00, 5 00 p.m. Acepiumodatlon, 800a. m., ftaop. ro Sundays Eipress, 900, 10 00 a. in. Accoroinoda. tion, li 00 a. iu., 4 43 p. in. IteturuliiK leave Atlantic City depot, comer Atlautio and Aikansas avenuna. WeekdaysKxpreas, 7 85, 9 00 a p. ra. Accommodation, 8 13 a. iu. Sundays Kzpress, 4 00, 780 p. modatlon, 7 13 a. m., 4 13 p. iu. Parlor Cars on all eznresH trains. m., 830,5 30 4 05 p. in. in. A ceo ra Xor further Information, apply to n Philadelphia and Iteadlnu Hallway ticket or address ti rarrsl oeent I. A. HWHinAKD, USOIf J. WlCKS, Qen'l Bunt, tien'l Poss'rAirt.. Keadlug- Terminal. Philadelphia. D RDIS'S 1'owdera pevor falU iJvUulllM'tiuilfcr iAem Muvuiaiuruncr ruiic vith Tinit nd polntment. QuxxtDteed ui ihe beat la tut unrrhet, a f ieave niananoy riano, week days, 12 85. 2 40. J ? ?8.a'. 10 23. 115 a. m., 2 82. 532 iff, 767, 1022 p m. Sundays, 12 40, 2 40, 4 33 a.m. Leave W lllamaport, wek days, 7 42, 10 20 a,, m.. 4 00 and 11 30 p. ml Sundays li BO p.' m.