EVENING HERALD
KWA.IM.taHltl) INTO.
mine, assent dnnitay,
Juan nraaar. Near oit
Y" KwmM la deilvsixl In Mlienaiiiloan and h
KTMuaillaa towas tur sl oents week pay
aai, t Mm carriers. By mat I S3 on a year r 1
w& a sswuUa. payable In ndvano. A'U iM
tMokitrieU' jrdlimnimo vvl
'St. t ajeilahets mm-, the rlslit chan tho
T-iaftlil of uttwt .lenmmla II. The rl.clil n
f4 to mire auv advertisement, wl er
tor m , that the publisher miy
f. adverttalnit raWra mad know"
npbllmMoti. , ,
J f Iha pcasofnoe at hiii'loli, I'a
MMnil claw mall matter.
TBI.KTHOWK jNNHa;i I"'- .
"All flu Nm TW't FH ti Mai."
kvnlng Hr'd
THURSDAY, JCOVHWBBR S. 1WT.
Look oh lh Brijtht SWs.
Another Thn.nkfrlvin(r dy liiw
dawned, nd we are perhaps (juea
tioning ourselves as to wbelhvr ue
lmve any cause for gratitude In the
way our lives hare been ordered. The
peHBitutut, looking Mlwayson the dark
side, gays: "Well, 1 may be fairly
happy to-day, but that doesu't argue
that I may not be utterly miserable
to-morrow," andjin consequence he
or Hlie, Instead of being thankful fo:
the present good, frets over the
future evil which perhaps who
knows T may never come.
Everyone of us has xoiuethhiu for
which to give thanks to-day. Now
begin and Hiiulyze our possessions anil
see if the blessings do not outweigh
the miseries. If we have health, we
should rejolee ; that is a rare gift that
cannot be too warmly appreciated.
If a dear one who has been at death's
door is restored to us, that is another
o luse for jubilation.
Mven if we are pressed hard finan
cially, there, are compensating gidei
to that situation. Nothing Is so bad
but it could be worse, and though we
may not feel privileged to.'shoiit over
a positive good we can be happy in
the fact that it is not a positive evil.
Every one of us has the power to
make sunshine in our own and in the
lives of others
Hurdens there are to bear for every
pair of shoulders, but in helping
others, in self i-aorillee, in a desire to
be sweet, kind and lovable, om
own trials slip away and whe;.
Thanksgiving Day comes around we
can, with a joyous heart, declare that
we have much to be grateful for.
All holidays have their sorrowful
side ; they are reminiscent of other
ocensions when the fumily in perfect,
unbroken numbers sat around the
table und reveled in the spirit of the
occasion. Now they are scattered
here and there. Death, perhaps, hns
claimed some, and the feast of to-day
is but a mere shadow of the functions
of other seasons long gone by. Buj
if you are left entirely alono and are
obliged to sit down to your solitary
ineal with no companions save your
own thoughts, you still have cause
for thankfulness, and you will find it
if you only make it your business to
look for it instead.of moping and re
pining over what catlnot be helped
and what is only made worse by
brooding upon.
Awake in touch with the spirit, of
the day, and you will find that, de
spite all past troubles or present
annoyances, you oau cause the 24
hours to brim over with gratefulness
that may do much to make other ones
equally joyous.
Topic of General Interest.
Simply as an expression from men
who are trained to deal with prob
lems and to form their opinions from
conviction, the opinions of the four
teen nrofessors of Northwestern uni
versity to whom a postal savings
bank petition was presented are of
interest. Each of them gave His in
dorsement to the projeot and appar
ently took nleasure in doiug so.
Just as the laboring men approved
the plan from a keen personal sense
of Its need ; just as business men
have indorsed it as the best available
means of promoting oontentment
and thus forf eliding agitations un-
fn.vora.hlA to steadv growth in trans.
the oollege men approve it as a
theory sound in the abstract and
practicable in its application to the
oonditons of the time.
The Northwestern university
fnnnltv is rnreenttive in its per
sonnel, of many educational institu
tions af hiuli class throughout the
country. It is not unreasonable to
suppose that an actual test would
rllnRloan tliat the greater nart of the
educators In the oountry wouluVteke
the same view.
In the light of this general convic
tion among all classes as to the merits
of postal banks, bow long will it be
lefore the system is regarded by the
people not ae merely an advantage
but as a necessity of modern social
and eoououilo conditions f
'I'll KimroHohiiiif session of Con
oniu oari deal with no question of
wore general interest than that of
postal savings banks, and it is to ue
hoped the recommendations of Post
master General Oary win u lavor
ably acted ujkhi.
TO OUIIH A CO Hi IN OSK IIAY.
m.v. r Mmmn Quinine Tablet. All
druggists refund the money if it fitils to
ears. He. roe genuine um u. a. . uu
web tablet.
Slop! Lawk I (Jttiiat.lea-t
u..i.N..ivM fur an Alkau winter
The Maw beu Hive, Xu. 80 fiast Ceulre
street, cheapest Plllce for Uent's atid
Chlldreu'a underwear, mershirts, stuekings,
gluMw, sweaters. & l'uv tin a visit anil wo
guarantee ti ji mi sain.hu tion 0-128-tf
Jut try a mi' " of I ascaret, tlieflnest
liver suit bowel regulator ever made.
STORY 0.- ( LAY.
He Wv
Osnflitent of Klretlon ni
obi ..i 1844.
"Thei
Candida'
WPJl 11 lnort (llftnmmtnbMl
Pk'StH 1 uraatdrncy thnn 'r.
Clay wn
him, "fi
IB 1' ' a.lVH onn whu Lt ,w
W lie fully expix K1 fi tenant the
WhIUi III
then on
flM IS 19. Ho was
llttttMM run fur the presidency,
fcrtiR been the hli l of his nartv.
and liwl
In hln II
hrM run, again i .lark lantt.fohn
Qulncy
than 51'
rMttina, In 18S4, he rucolvod lew
Jackson
(WSJpi In hit. .cond, against
I IB HI, over BOXj. jOO. and hi lila
third n
voto of
mnjorlt
jMecelVod In a total popular
1,WMI00 votes within 40,000 of a
Mr. I'olk Thus ha had
for hope, nnd his friends,
much a
buth hi
inroiifthout tho country,
his election In fact, that
for news by slow mall, It
fill C81
I King
wits a vi
odired, i
(y) iflel
I wns tl
his defeat was ncknowl-
VeroJ times was tho victory
by the burnlna of bonflros.
Mlployetl as a messcngur boy
lu the o
HUKuncer omoe, and by that
to Know Mr Ciay, frequcnt
Mr Oalos and Mr. Beaton
to him. Sometimes I found
apltol, but ttenorally nt his
moans
ly boinff
with 1BI
him at
nviii-s
hulldlnir at the nnrthwoat
corner (
na. . . '- 7
tho Hltlf
.SaUht'.i htn-t and Market sprtoe,
6w un'n-ied by Mr William II
flockc
ii a bis rooms ho was friendly
with n
mannor
MM sasniod pleased with the
One,
wflion i ponormoti my itucice.
ns saw: 'My lad, wbon I be
lOUlO Ul
nt, I will do something for
you
ft'nitu
i hJt0 you to ooiuo to aoo mo nt the
will 1 i;V
far. iuigr, x ruHjunuuu, now
guruded.
on you when your duc.ii nre
W tttUHtsb, rt:iiarV.rl Mr. Clay,
pie.hliig
Admit
to me,
will 1UU
in a cam, on wnicn no wn.io:
11 Clay ' li.ini'.iiig It
stutl- -rtikv euro of It, and It
"I fif
OU Do KUro to come. '
imp It.
ozpuctou to liave occnnlou to
'KMi like Mr Clay and thousands
of other
the can
, -J was dlGoppoliitcd. I have had
i Tor mcr half a century mid Imre
treaatird
.d It as an c idt-iiue of Mr. CIivv'h
good lu
Uintlona. " Wiihhlngton star
Thoije Dreadful Sores
They ontinu9d to Sproafi In Spite
Oatrr-
Ml - .
r."
.iJ-Tf-.il Work.
i ( hive been a grer
. . in on one of my
'.!') beenme dread
' t i u:ood np I could
iw . .i.-n tl.o veins o
b. O I uccidgnlaUy hit my
itut soim ocjert and n suro broke
ieh contiensd to spread and wan
JiBly pa' if ul. I tvnchidej 1
,'n b'.i'od j n'iSeriidl bigan takli g
Sarpopii ilU. In a aho.'t lime
iresdlul sores which had caused
touch ..Eerlng, began to hnl. I
kltHifu':y with Ilood'n Bsrt'opo-inV-frv
e abo-t time my linib -
tHr tuwled a nd the so-ei pivf -
' fi?i. i cinno- n" t otin -kri
wonderful worv Uo.icVo Car'ftpa-
as do-io for mo." Mas. A. E.
OlIOK
Ilartl.-
Verm nt.
S?e Sarsa
a naciHa
Hhod
Is the hi..L)tn filct the 0no Trle n00 1.llriftor.
Martii
i J, Dixon's Production of
tl
e English and American
success,
BROTHER
BROTHER.
BV FRANK HARVEY.
A lodrama That Appeals
' to the Masses.
(o)
...THE...
Realistic Iron Works
Great Fire Scenes
Heroic Rescue by
... A Blind Girl !
rt f, Snyder's Drug Store.
BO
WHAT AND SATURDAY,
NOV 76 And 17
j THflJ. L.TBMI'EST
Dnwni .
QP ttic comiwny in a reportoire
JtuAt owi plays, owning
.vitb the beautiful Irish
I drama,
PLIjCKING
1 OF A ROSE.
Ladfet,
tickets for Friday night
only
sra,diti
m on Saturday afleriwM at 2:30
Popular prioea to null all.
"1L at-ifH -r-.-
Cli
Hood'j,ia Pills cure alllirer ills. SB emits,
LASER'S
Ollera House,
Ihahahdy city, pa.
IHfilSlI, KOV.
Ma dnee and NIglu. yjf
1 trt
1
Chi
i t Suyder s Drug Store.
The Beauty of Health.
Health Is what makes a woman
be iiUiiul. Beauty Is another name
for health. Find a face that Is fair,
checks that are rosy and full, eyes
ti it sparkle, a form that Is well
rounded and symmetrical and you
will find perfect health.
It Is sad to think there should be
so many sufferers among women.
They are the real martyrs of the
world. They endure pains, aches
and agonies In silence, when there
Is neither need nor necessity for
tlifr torture.
mains women attrictlra by miking thtu
he-lthy and strong. II bu IJa ui tha nirvn,
ni ca tho blood rich and pure, atran?thns
the orRana thai ara o'tan Hk, and tlops tht
w lea that Uar down tti lytum. It curat
ma ananas cnain or lanali troubles. It la
we Deal mcna uatwoman aver hid.
A daughter of Mia. Chrlftlna Baal, of
0" jpotl.la., mitarad, greatly from femila
!' I'loa. No doctor could help har. But Dr
David Kennedy 'i Pavorlle Renady made her
strjna and wmII. It M n.b. Kr
othar women perfectly healthy If they will
only try It.
Si a bottle; 6 bottles S5. Of nny urugglf 1.
-a a,j
l.riniiHlly-rf.iiiliiitii il 'I oiirn tin l'.iind,rl
viii.la ltllro.nl.
Skasxi.v or 1807-8.
The l'orauimlly-tjiiniliictwl Tourist System
of the l'eniiaylvanin Balhiwcl Oimpiny tithe
mint citinplete tuid olahonito aytem of
pleaHiro travplim; ami atKht-areiiit; yet lc
vlaed It la tlio conanmmatioii of the ultl
mil to hlea In r.iilnwd travel, the final cvoli'
tinn of uiiMaaiUhle lwrfectlnn.
For the aoaaotl of '07 ami 'US It haa arranged
for tho following tour :
California, Four tours will lonvo New
York, rhtlAtlelphla, anil Ilarriahnrg January
8, January 87. Fobruiry 18, and Marrh 10.
With the exception of tho first party going
huiI the last returning, all of these parties
will travel hy the "Oohlen Gate Special" be
tween New York anil California, stopping at
Intern ting points en route.
Flotilla Four touw to Jacksonville will
lenvo Now York anil Philadelphia January
25, February 8 and 92, and March 8. The
first tlueo admit of a stay of two weeks In
the "Hon cry State." Tickets for tho fonrth
tnur will be good in return hy regular trains
mtil May 31, 180S.
Old Polnt'Couifortt'Kichniond, and Wash
Ington. Threo six-day tours will leavo Now
York and Philadelphia February 10, March
10 and April 7.
Old PointComfortand Washington. Threo
four-day tours will lonvo New York and
Philadelphia December 88, January S3 and
April SO.
Old Point Comfort. Six tours will leave
Now York and Philadelphia December 28,
Taiiuary 20, February 10, Marcli 19, April 7
and 23.
Washington. Seven tours will leavo New
York and Philadelphia December 23, Jan
uary 13, February 3, March 3 and 31, April
21 and May 12.
Detailed itineraries of tho above tours,
civins; rates and full information, may ho
procured of Tourist Agent, 1100 Ilroadwny,
Now York; 800 Fullon Street, lirooklyn; 780
Broad Street, Newark, N. J ; or Geo. W.
itoyd, Assistant General Passenger Agent,
Philadelphia.
Household Gods.
The ancient Greeks believed that the Penates
were the gods who attended to the welfare and
prosperity ol the family, lhey were wor
shipped as household trods in every home
The household god of to-day is Dr. Kings
new Uisoovery. ror consumption, coughs,
colds and for all affections of Throat, Chest
and Lungs it ig invaluable. It has been tried
for a quarter of a century and is guaranteed to
cure, or money returned. No household
should ue without this good angel. It is pleas
ant to take and a safe and sure remedy for old
and young. Free trial bottles at A. Wasley's
drug store. Keguiar size 50 cents and JI.oo.
Tho rallluz Leaf.
Tho falllnu of n loaf Is brought about by
tbe formation of n thin layer of vegetable
tUMue at the point where thu leaf stem
Joins the brunch of tho tree After tho
lonf censes 60 mnka starch nnd surnr for
Uiti tote this slasiw begins to grow nnd no
tunl'ly cats the lent off It ts therefore not
n mere breaking array on neooant nf the
wind bending the dried stems, bat an an
tomieslc severing of the member no longer
useful The falling of ripe fruit Is depend
ent upon tun saiue process. Philadelphia
Ledger
Waknino: Persons who suffer from
coughs and colds Bkould heed the warnings
or danger anil save tnemeeivee suuering ana
fhtal results by uslne One Minute Couch
Cure. Jt Isan infallible remedy for coughs,
colds, croup and all throat and lung troubs.
C. II. llagenbueli.
TtfUtoljurg k'oruat.
The Tt'troburg forest. v hue Arminlua
dofentod Vuru. and put an end to Roman
prog rat in Clormuny. la a wooded, moun
tainous region. Inuatod partly lu the prin
cipality of l.lpi and partly in Prussia,
extending at II rat, under the name of
Kcgtt, in a northerly dlrcotlon Hi rough
tba territory n! I'endeuborn to Drlburg,
than norsbweat to flarvefgeni, five miles
tana of Rhelnne, on the Bras.
A Seed Thing Far a Bad Oettgb.
What? i'aii-Tina, e. At G rubier Bros.,
drug store.
t'tiMir vurrouey of irwny
!.'nrwi'ian uepur currom .1 Id printed on
oliin i .inn brown paper, mid tht-bill are
aliout the nize of ine ' alilupl.ltuir" uaud
lu thu I'nltnl Utetea In the time of tlieolvlt
war Those bills tiro rarely awn In this
oountry, for they olrcnlata little nruong
tbe common jiouple from nboui emigrants
to A nier lea am drawn.
DliMOiiutnlwie in Hweden, when pat un
der rostralnt, are ted aliuoet entirely on
urefwi stoppeti in wino in teas man n ion
night they loathe the very look and smell
of llqaur, unil v. nun liberated generally
become total abatalnors In Itussla n sim
ilar treatment is followed with good re
sults The soothing, healing effects of Dr. Wood's
Norway Piuo Syrup is felt almost Instantly.
There is no other (tough medicine that com-
1 bines so many virtues Hold by all dealers, !
When bilious or costive, eat aCasoaret
oandy cathartic, cure guaranteed 10c, 96c I
FORCE OF TOADSTOOLS.
They Are Fragile Tliliif Wherein Mighty
Power Haaliloa.
Not long ago 11 porttuu ot the pnrotnent
In n struut In Pari was heaved out of lt
place in mine mysterious uiannar. Ileforo
It could lie replneed numerous toadstools
made thclrappwirnnco In the gaping spaces
between the stones When tire stone were
retnoved. It wits found that they rusted
over an liiinienee spongy mow of toatUtool
growth, whloh had gono on Uiorenslng
until It made a way through whloh it could
push It liwid into tliu nlr.
On of tin" stonoH mlsed by It mermuretl
1 foot S lnuhva by 2 foet and weighed 800
pounds.
A more intensive Injury was done in
thu same way years ago at llmlngetoka
Not many month after the town Imd
buva paved tlie pavement was noticed to
o..hiti : mi unuvuiiiioaii whloh wiuld not be
Bcvou'iti"d for
As soon, however, as the unevenness
Wim aultlcleut to make opening between
thu xtunee the hidden onomy mnde ltn ap
learance in the Bhnpeof lnnumentble toad
stools Ho complotely had thu spire or
spawn got M4!H'!Wlon of the material on
which the pavement was laid that It had
to be oomplctcly taken up rind tho whole
town had to be roived.
The toadstool and It kind seem to flour
ish in plaoes where the light Is excluded,
a In tlnrX oellars, under flagstones and in
hollow tntw They roriulre, however, the
nlr, and n certain, though it may be small,
amount of light, that they may ruaoh their
perfect rondUlon
Kvi ry one has heard of tho enormous
growths of fnngl in 01110 wine oellars.
A case is on ruoord in which a cask of
wine, having been left without attention
for thrca yoaru in a dark collar, was ut tbe
end of that period found to buvo been
borne mi thu surface of a mushroom
growth until it was fnrcud against the
roof Thu fungux, motvavur, bad got no-
cess to the wine and hud druuk It all, Uv
lug upon lu sug.ir. and so tbw morw ouslly
rulsiiiK thu gradually uiuptylug cask from
the uronHtl
Fungi have sometimes taken iiossuislon
of worlred out uiliim nud occupied enor
mous spaces Chlonso Inter Ocuun
You can't afford to risk your llfo hy allow
inirarold to dcvclon Into nncuraonia or con
siitnpHon. Instant relief and a certain cure
ara suoriie.1 by uuo Minute Cough Cure. C
11. Hagenhucli.
TO THE LAND OF SUNSHINE
tml 1'Iowcrs, tliu Ilaud of America, Cali
fornia,
Via the true pathway, "Tho Iron Mouutuiu
liouto," which traverses a region of perpetual
soushine, where snow storms, bllzsards or
high altitudes are unknown. Pullman first
and second class palace nnd tourist sleeping
ears to points in Missouri, Arkansas, Texas,
Old and New Mexico, Arizona, California,
Oregon, Washington, Nebraska, Utah and
Nevada, without change. Quick time, low
rates, and all the comforts of modem railway
improvements guaranteed to all who pur
chase tickets via tho Missouri Pacific railway
system, tor rates right from your home,
literature, and fail Information, drop. postal
card, J. P. McCnnn, T. P. Agent. 519 Rail
road avenue, Elmim, N. Y., or 301 Hroad
way, New York.
3-1-tf W. E. Iloyt, O. E P. Agt.
. ,.u aii 1. luiu t,uusuiUH!UII UU1, JUU CJ1I1
DP(,M It ,wl ll P MnAVP nfk.B
.. . u. .....uu bu.u V.Ukl .U.I II U. .ll.UaV
or lung trouble by tho use of One Minute
n....l. n tr ti i k
UUll UUID, Jt 11. IIUJIUUUUIII,
t.ousolatfo3 Tj LouellnesA.
"There is 0110 Idea that every spinster
seoreuy cncrisnos.
"What Is ltf"
"Thot lots of men wish ther had ranr-
rlod hor Instead of the girl they did
marry unicngo iiecom.
J. M. Thirswcad, of Grosbeck, Tex., ssys
that when he has a spell of indigestion, and
feels had sluggish he tikes two of DeWitt's
l.tttle l.srly losers at night, and ha Is all
right the next morning. Many thousands of
omers ao ine same tuing. Do youT C. II
iiageuouca.
A Shrewd Youth.
The young man approached the elderly
capitalist! with a continent nlr.
"Sir," he said, "I love your daughter.
i osk you tor hor hand."
"You want my danghterf" be snarled.
"Well, you'll got my foot." And he made
a sudden navnnoo on tho yonth. The lat
ter did not qnnlL On tbe contrary, ho
leaped In the air. He waved his arms. Me
yolled: "Kill him, kill html Robber, rob-
berl" He Jumped at tbe old man, who
trembled am shrank back. He cowered
before the snvago onslaught. "Kill hira.
sill hlral roorea the youtn.
"Walt, wait," screamed tho old man
"I'll reverse my decision I"
For It appears that the young man had
in soma wny learned rha fast that la his
early years lbs agsd capitalist was a bat
bail umpire. Cleveland Plain Dealer.
COMMON SENSE CURE.
PYRAMID PILE CURE CURES PILES
PERMANENTLY BY CURING
THE CAUSE.
Remarkable Remedy Which is Bringing
Comfort to Thousands of Sufferers
Probably half the people who see this
article suffer from piles. It is one of the
commoDtst diseases and one of the most
obstinate. People have It for years and just
because it is not Immediately fatal they
neglect it. Carelessness causes no cud of
suffering. Carelessness about so simple a
thing as plies has often caused death
Hemorrhages occur from no apparent causs
and loss of blood cause death. Hemorr
hage occur during surgical treatment, often
causing death.
Pile are simple in thebeglnnlngand easily
cured. They can be oured even In tbe worst
stages, without pain or loss of blood, quickly.
surely and completely. There is only one
remedy that will do it Pyramid Pile Cure,
It allays the Inflammation immediately,
beat tbe Irritated surface and with eeatin-
ued treatment reduces tbe swelling and put
the membrane Into good, sound healthy
condition. The cure is thorough and per
manent. ,
Here are some voluntary and unsolicited
tes'lmonlals we have lately received :
Mr. M. C. ilinkly, 801 Mississippi St.,
In llariapells, Iod,, says: Have been a suf
ferer from tbe pain and annoyance of piles
for fifteen years, tbe Pyramid Pile Cure and
Pytauild Pills gave me immediate relief and
in a short time a complete oure.
Mr. M. Griffin, proprietor of the Griffin
House, Detroit, Moh., says : I have been
a sufferer from piles until three years ago I
bought one box of the Pyramid Pile Cure
and since then I hare had no piles, I have
recommended them to many friends and
guwU at my hotel, every one of whom has
beau cured.
The above la true as my experience baa
proved It and I hope It may Induce other
sufferers to try the Pyramid.
A little book ou cause and oure of piles
will bo inuiled free to any address by writing
to i'yiamid Drug Co.. Marshall. Mich.
Druggists sell full sized package of Pyr
amid Pile Cure at 60 cent,
THE LllTUt KING.
He came to his kingdom at dead of night.
(Oh, never a oent to pay had lull
The robe were line and with laee bedight
Of this aolon of royalty.
lie ate and slept and took hi ease.
(Oh, never a sent to pay had hel)
No word be said, nor oared to please,
Ho vary high wa he.
On eaeh flee day be rode In state
(Oh, never a oent to pay bad he!)
With TuwLi true to watch and wait
Ilia slightest need to see.
Of everything he had the beat
(Oh, never a oent to pay bad hel),
With not a eare to trouble hi rest
Or a fear of aught to be. '
And time goes on. Ue holds the throne.
(Oh, never a oent to pay ha hel)
He has the world for his very own,
This scion ot royalty.
Oh, time goes on, but his kingdom stands
(Tot never a oent to pay baa he),
And we all keep atep to hi awl ft ootn mends
with glad humility.
Emma JL. Leute In Good Housekeeping.
For Infants and Children.
Tie tin- J
I e n
erirr
Tho yearly consumption ot sugar 111 tnr.
United States ts about ii.iiu0.0un tons, of
l,0U0.iKo.uiiii ikiuihIh. which I oqulnl"in
to about HO iuik1h tnr oury man. woman
ttudclilltl In the country Tho quaiitlty
of salt consumed Is about 1,000,000 ton,
ar ,U00,0OO iKiiind less than the weight
3l tho sugar used.
At lloinbsy all thu Hindoo iwfttrie aa
lute any passing black oat. thinking it
may podalbly bo the no til of an Knglislt oltl
It He In our own power to nttuuo tho
mind to chocrfulnees. Auerbuch.
Don't Trills IWlth Coughs and Colds,
Take Pan-Tina (SSOc.) and be cured. At
Gruhler Ilros , drug store.
A Scotcll joKe.
At Scotcll wedding hoiuo yours ngo It
used to be the custom to I Hitter tho hat of
thu bridegroom iw hu wn leaving tho
houso in which thu ceremony took place.
On ono of those oi-casioiib a newly married
couple, relatives of tuo brldurfroom, deter
mined to carry out thu observance of this
custom to tho letter
Tho bridegroom beard them discussing
their plans and disjint-ohod n mosRcngor to
the enrrlage, whloh stood waiting, with
his hat some tlma previous to his depar
ture. Then, donning thu hat of tho male
relative who had plotted against him, hs
prepared to go out to tho carriage.
No sooner had ho got to tho door than
his hat was furiously arsaulted and almost
dostroyed. Ho walked out of tho house
amid tho laughter of tho bystanders and
enteral tho vehicle Then, taking tho bat
terod hat from hU hoad, ho threw It Into
tho homls of tta prupor owner, exclaiming,
"Hey. Mr loii;m!l. there's your hntl" and
donned his own, amid tho cheers of all
proscnt Mr Diitigull was the uuhuppiobt
looking man In cotluntl lor somu time
after that I union 'luimph.
First of All, Red Hag Oil, 25c.
What for? Aches, palus, brulios.
Gruhler Bros., drug store.
Slotlioi- nntl Cliim Killed .
At
Warsaw, Ind Nov. 23. Mr. and Mrs.
John Horseman and their young child,
who resided at Burkett, this county,
were driving across the Nickel Plate
railway near Claypool, when they were
run down by 'a train. Mrs. Horseman
and the child were instantly killed and
Horseman was fatally Injured.
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WHAT IT nnFS! By making tho blood
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digestion perfect It creates solid flesh,
muscle and strength. The nerves being
made strong the brain becomes aetlve ana
slsar. It restores lost vitality, stops all wast
ing drains and weakness in either sex, and
as a female regulator has no equal. Price
60c., or five boxes KiOO. Druggists or by mall.
We can help you. Advice and book, free.
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UT. JUL ILU.
To succeed in correcting defective sight,
one must understand the mechanism of tile
human eye, jutt as a first-class jeweler under
stand the movements of a watch, I do not
guess, but tell you precisely where the trouble
lies and how to correct it with the least eipen.se
and greatest certainty.
E. H0USEW0RTH,
EYE SPECIALIST.
AT THE STORE OF
T. BUCHANAN, ALL OF NEXT WEEK,
TO EXAMINE EYES FREE.
on
ROCHEFOtlT'S VARYING MOODS.
Two Anecdotes Which Cleverly Illustrate
llntli Ills Natures.
I Itavo hoard, write n Pari coiretrpoiid
cnt. a couple of stories showing that terri
ble pamphleteer Henri IlooliufoTt 111 tit
varying moods Tho day after hi wedding
he went down to St. Cloud with hi bride
ami onjoyod himself at tho local fair as
though hu were on tho brighter side of SO.
Strolling toward tho park, he met n priest,
who wa accompanying a party of boy
from the Oathollo school. Ono of thorn
Waa t ho possessor of a small hand camera,
and on eoolug Iloohefort hu stopped with
amaceiuent. Then, hurrying toward the
C" at. he demanded iiormlsnion to ask
bofort to pose for lilin. The priest
Btnlled, but consented. The Idea of the
famous atholst rundorlng a service such
a till to a little Catholic boy wa ludi
crous, but Ilonrl accepted with a laugh
and allowed himself to bo moved from one
pot lo another and Dually deferred to the
order to tnko hi bat off
Hut whun tt came to Kola the sterner
st 11 It In the man was seen. For years
there ha been a bitter feud between the
two. Ilecently nt Cabourg RocUefort wne
Invttt-d to tho house of a literary friend,
and It wa only nt tho lost moment that
thu hostxas nnw the mlstako she had made
ill securing the atto..d.. - o: iiolu on the
mine occasion. She bugged Iloohefort to
meet Kola, and for her sake he agreed to
do so Kola for bis part wn delighted at
the opportunity of n reconciliation. Ho
approached Koohofort und aald, "We have
been on bad term so long and" Then
Ilochofort frowned, and turning on his
heel remarked, "1 seo no reason why wo
should nut continue on tho samo terms."
Heart Disease Cured.
WHEN a well known minister after
suffering for years v. 1th heart dis
ease, is cured, f. Is not surprising
chat ho should publish the fact for the
benefit of other. Itev. J. .P Smith, lOtf
Fulton St., Baltimore, Md., writes: "For
years I suffered from a severe form of heart
aiseofe. I used Dr. Miles' Now Heart Cure
and ray heart la now lu good condition.
Recently, other afflictions came upon me.'
There was humming, painful sensations dn
top and back of my head. Fifteen min
utes rending would
mako mo almost wild; j
thero were pulling and ;
drawing sensations lu
my legs all the tlmo,
so that I could not sit
still. In this condi
tion I began taking
Dr. Miles' Restorative
Nervine and lta effect was simply won
derful. I heartily commend your remedies.
Dr. Miles' Remedies are sold by all drug
gists under a positive guarantee, first bpttle
benefits or money refunded. Book on Heart
and Nerve sent free to all applicants.
Hit. MILES MEDICAL CO., Elbkart, Ind.
OVERCOATS
WILL BE
SLAUGHTERED
The people of Shenandoah and vicinity now have
an opportunity to take advantage df the greatest '
Slaughter Sale X
In Overcoats- i.
ever known here. Mr. Refowich, the One-Price
wvcrcuuis on commission, at prices that will bring
them within the reach of the poorest.
The Stock is
Entirely New
and every garment well made, so that the Bargains
will be rare ones. These goods are the product of
the largest clothing house in New York City, and
have been placed on the market because of the
assignee's sale. They are to be sold on commission
by Mr. Refowich, and this in itself is sufficient to show
that the prices are away down. If you want an Over
coat now is your opportunity. Take advantage, of it.
L, REFOWICH,
The Reliable Clothier,
10 & 12 S. Main St., Shenandoah, Pa.
COTTOLBNB.
tvl sta n Mb m. sat M fas M
LAKU IS Mr mm S-AI
unclean, unwholesome,
bv medical and cookin'r
good cook's food "rich,"
soggy and greasy.
gQs Pure Vegetable il
Qcomblned with wholesome beef suet makes your foorl
light, appetizing, digestible.
The gennlne Cottolene la sold everywhere In one to tan pound yellow
tins, with our trademarks "CWlofeW and um"i hraa in ebfton pcinl
wrcat-ou every tin. No! guaranteed If aoldlu any othar way. Id
'only by TUB N. K. FAIIMIANIi COMPANY,
Cntoato. Bt. Louis. New York. Montreal
t
Always
One Besta
And we have the best Shoe
Store any where in this region.
Every dollar's worth of goods
is paid for on arrival, which
means a big saving. Our
ordors are sought for by the
best manufacturers, which
gives us best choice. Our big
business makes us big buyers,
and these three points make
lower selling prices here than
is possible in any other store.
The Lambertvllle Rubber Co.
Appreciate that we are the
foremost shoe dealers and Have' made
us selling agents for their celebrated
Snag Proof Rubber Boots. .
-FACTO RY-
Shoe Store,'
J. A. MOYER, Mgr.
We Give Check tor Amount of livery Pur
chase. $25.00 Worth Gets a Iieanti- '
fnf Parlor J,amp. f ,
Clothier, has been selected to offer
C0TT0U3rin.
,. KM n 9 & ,TX M&A tn and Kj
indigestible condemned
authorities. It makes the ;
and the poor cook's food
a large stock of 1