The evening herald. (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, June 01, 1895, Image 3

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Breaking Tp of a Gang Tlint Has Ter
rorized Now York City,
OATH BOUND ORGANIZATION.
& Trlplo Alltnnco of Inconcllnrles Revealed
by One of tlio Scoumlrnls Imur
anco Ailjiutnrs Said to Have
Uecn tlio Initiators.
New Yohk, May 31. Following oloso
upon, tho twoscoro of apparently lncon
illnry flros on tlio uppor Yfost sldo during
tlio last threo months comos tho startling
rorolatlon that thero aro thrco regularly
organlzod gangs of flrobugs In this olty,
who aro In tho pay of lnsuranoo adjusters,
and bound byhorriblo oaths to lmporll tho
llvos and proporty of Now Yorkers for a
fow paltry dollars, and not to dlscloso tholr
socrots undor penalty of brutal torturo.
Months ago during a series of lncon
dlary Arcs on tho lower east sldo thorowas
printed tho hollo! of Flro Marshal Mltchol
that thoso flrcsworo kindled bymorconary
wrotchos at tho Instigation of eroaturos
whoso Insatlato greed Btoppod at nothing,
not ovon tho roasting alivo ot lnnocont
nion, women and children in tholr bods.
Tho.triul of Grauor, now In Sing Sing,
last Kobrtinrv. on It strontrthonoil thin tin.
llcf, but it romalnod for tho confosslon of 1
Adolf Hlrsehkopi, a nicmbor of this trlplo
alllanco of pillagers, to show conolustvoly
that tho Instigators of cold bloodod con
spiracy woro robbors of lnsuranco com
panies, whoso Interests they were hired to
protoct.
It is bollovod, too, (bat tho confosslon of
Hlrschkopt will lead to- th'b arrest of tho
Incondlarlos who aro responsible for soma,
It not all, of tbo many flros In tho Colum
tms avenuo and Harlom dlstrlots. That
tbo police, in splto of their apparont lnao
tivlty in tho past, aro now closo on tbo
trftll of this gang, thore seoms to bo llttlo
doubt.
Tho Lender of the Gang.
Morris Scboenhauer, whoso real namo
tho pollco say is Mark Sohoonholz, tbo
allogod loader of tho gang, was arrested
last Wednesday by Dotoctlvo MoCauloy of
tho central office
Ho has bcon arraigned twlco in Yorkvlllo
pollco court, and each Hmoromandod back
to pollco hoadciuartors by Justlco Ryan,
without any. of tho ovldonco bolng mado
public Tills was dono to onablo tho do
toctlvo to mako other arrosts.
In tho moantlmo Soboonbanor has beon
kept in oloso confinement at polloo hoad
quartors, and has not beon allowod to com
municate with his frionds or rolativos.
Warranto havo boon Issued for about a
dozen moro parsons chargod with arson,
but as yet tbo pollco havo not located tho
persons wantod.
Tho arrest of Scboonhauer and tho Issu
ing of warrants for tho other mombors of
tho gang .nro tho dlroot results of a written
confession mado by Hlrschkopt, wbo Is un
dor indlotmont for arson both in this city
and Lynn, Mass. Hlrschkopt is now in
tbo custody of Flro Marshal Mltohel and
will botbochlof witnoss against Insurance
Adjuster Samuol Milch, whoso trial for
arson will follow that of Police Inspoctor
McLaughlin In tho court of oyer and tor
minor. Hlrschkopt 's oonfosslon rovealod tho fact
that tboro linvo boon tbreo organized bands
of incondlnrlcs in tbo city.
Tho Three Dciplcalilo Hand.
Tho mombors of tbo gangs, known as
Isaacs', Grauor's and MMch's, aro oath
bound aud haro regular headquarters.
Tbo conspiracy Is known as tho "Dark
Secret," and each member was duly in
itiated. Scboonbauor la said to havo been
tho head or "cblof mecbnnla" of tho gang
which fired tho west sldo apartment houses,
tbo boadquarters ot which was in a saloon
In Suffolk street
According to Hirachkopf, who flod to San
Francisco at tbo tlmo of his Indlotmont
soveral months ago, they tried to burn to
death Simon Bosonbaum, who was sus
pect ckI of betraying tho conspiracy, in a
Ore whlrtMw startod at Lynn, Mass.
Rosonbaum, who was formorly tbo
"cblof mocuanlo" of tho Isaacs gang, was
frightfully burned, and upon bis recovery
was tbo principal witnoss against Adjust
er Grauer on his trial last February.
Rosenbaum then testified that bo know
ono member of tho gong who was drlvon
lnsano by torturo, because his follow con
spirators suspoctod ho was a traitor.
Hlrschkopt returned to this city and was
promlsod Immunity If ho would turn
stato's ovldonco. Ho did soandbasboen
giving valuable Information to tho dis
trict attorney and Flro Marshal Mltobol
rogardlng tbo methods of tho threo gangs
and their mombors.
Monroo Doctrine Criticised.
Citt OF Mexico, May 31. Tho press of
Moxlco and all Contral America is making
rofloctlous against tho Monroo dootrlno,
citing cases, principally tho recent ono in
Nicaragua. Tolograms announcing riots.
lighting ana Killing or 70 porsons in Chi
huahua turn out to bo tbo most barefaced
fakes. English capitalists are negotiating
for a largo tract of tobaeco land in Tabasco
state.
' Closing the Bond Contract.
t London, May 81. Mr. W. E. Curtis,
assistant soorotary of tbo United States
' treasury department, wbo ronchod London
yesterday In order to arrango for tho com
pletion ot tbo bond contraor, called today
at tbo banks of tbo Rothschilds and of J.
S. Morgan & Co. In drdor to fix the dato
, tor closing tho contract.
Yale Hospital to Ho Enjoined.
New Haven, May 31. It Is learned au
Itboriratively that ordors have beon given
(to a proralnont lawyor in this city to apply
for an injunction as soon' as work boglns
Sn the new Yale hospital for contagious
Iseases, which the .Yolo corporation au
Ihorized othe last mooting.
Whltelaw Kelt! Coming Home,
Lonpon, May 31 Tho steamship Now
York, from Southampton,' will tako among
her passengers Mr. JSvKwiug, Mr. and
Mrs, Kugone O'Neill of . Ulttsburg. Mr.
'and Mrs. Whltelaw Hold and Mrs. Rum
fcey, with hor daughtors and son, of Chl-
88- ' , Hi j
i Hilled While Sleeping on the Track.
I LYNN, Mass., May 81. James A.
ihlslds, Stf years of ago, ot this city, was
truck by a freight train on tho Boston
nd Maine system today. Hq had fallen
isleep on tho traok. Tho wholo train pass
ed over him, and ho died Immediately.
' Germany Stands by Gold.
' London, May 81. A Derllh dlspatoh to
tho Times says that tho Hamburger cor
Mpondent, which Is often, officially in
blred, says that the government Is con
jntedl'otrtbe hopelessness of'any aotlon'tai
HKf of International bimetalllsHT. ' J
imnm
MUNYON'S Rheumatism Curo nover
falls to relievo in thrco hours and cure
n threo days.
MUNYON'S Dyspersla Curo is guar
anteed to correct constipation and curo
till forms of indigestion and stomach
trouble.
MUNYON'S Catarrh Curo soothes and
heals tho afflicted parts and restores them
l0r5fivvS & 'F0' n curo guaranteed.
MUNYON'S Kidney Curo speedily cures
pains in tho back, loins or groins and all
forms of kidney disease.
MUNYON'S Nervo Curo cures nervous
Pcss nnd builds up tho system.
MUNYON'S Vitolizer imparts now llfo,
restores lost powers to weak nnd debilita
ted men. Prico $1.00.
No matter what tho diseaso is or hovj
many doctors havo failed to curo you, ask
your druggist for a 25-cent vial of ono of
Munyon'a Cures, and if you aro not beno
fltcd your money will be refunded.
GEEAT BRITAIN IS MAD.
Slio Means Iluslncss and Orders Three
Warships to Jcddali.
Constantinople, May 31. Threo Brit
ish warships havo bcon ordered to Jcddali
with Instructions to protoot' tho llvos ot
forclgtibrs nnd to Investigate tho klllltfgof
tho British vlco consul and tho wounding
of tho othor consular officers. Advlcos ro
colvod hero from Mush stato that tho
losldonco occupied by tho Frenoh, British
f.nd Russian envoys tboro hfts been forolbly
trftcrcd by Turkish gondurmos, who at
tempted to arrest a sorvant of tho envoys.
Thoy usod abuslvo languago and woro or
pollod with difficulty. This coupled with
tbo nowa from Jcddah that tbo British
consul and vice consul, tho Russian acting
consul und the French consular secretary
woro attacked and shot at outside tho
town, 1i:ih caused consldorablo excitement
In dlplomatlo circles.
Tho British vlco consul, ng olroady ca
bled, was killed, and the British consul
was slightly wounded. Tho other consular
oilicors wero seriously wounded. Tho
shooting Is attributed to Bedouins.
This is regardod as a confirmation of tho
rumors whloh havo bcon current for sonio
tlmo past ot a contemplated uprising of
tho Mosloms in Arabia against tho Chris
tian population, and that tho grcon bannor
of the Mohammedans would again bo raised
In a florco religious war.
Theso outbreaks of tho fanatical follow
ers of tho prophot havo been frequent In
tbo past, and tho present aots of vlolonco
reportod would stem to Indicate that a
general massacre of tho Christians in
Arabia was Imminent.
Jeddah Is tho port of Mecca on tho Red
eea and is on tho routo by which hosts of
pilgrims from all tho Moslem counties in
the oast reach tho shrlno of Moh&mmod.
Its Inhabitants are a fanatical peoplo of
tho most extremo typo, and tho religious
forvor of tho Ignorant poople is always
kept at tho boiling point.
Tho wholo of tho surrounding country
Is populated by tribes of Bedouins, mostly
of tbo roving sort, though somo settlo in
small viliagos, and tho fow European resi
dents of tho country would havo llttlo
chanca of escapo should tho outbreak
against tho Christians bocome general.
Tbo city was undor tho government of
tbo shoroof of Mecca, who rulod thero from
tho tlmo ot Mohammed till It becamo a
Tnrklsh possession. In tbo summor of
1858 tboro was on uprising against tho
Christians in Joddah, and hundrods woro
massacred.
BAPTISTS IN SESSION.
nicy Denonnco Punishment Tor Sunday
Violation or Those Who Observo Saturday.'
SaijAtooa, May 31. The American
Baptist Homo Mission soolcty continued
Its sixty-third anniversary today. Tho
following resolution relating to tho Sov
enth Day Advontists and Sovonth Bay
Baptists, offered by Rov. Dr. H. L. Way
land of Philadelphia, was unanimously
adopted:
"Whereas, In somo portions of tho Unit
ed States citizens who lmvo conscientious
ly obsorvod tbo sovonth day as a day for
religious rosfc ond worship, and who havo.
thoroaf tor on tho first day of tho week con
scientiously cngngod In labor which In
uowlse disturbed their follow citizens,
havo for this act boen arrostod and fined
and Imprisoned and put upon tbo chain
gang, therefore,
"Resolved, That wo most solemnly pro
tost against this violation of the right of
religious llborty for which our fathers
havo contended at tho cost ot imprison
ment and spoiling of goods and of stripes
and even of llfo Itself."
Addresses wero mado by Roy. Goorge
E. Horr, Jr., of Massachusetts, on "Form
atlvo Influences by Rev. E. R Popo of
Minnesota, on "A Study In Comparative
Religion;" by Rov. D. F. Hudelson of
California, on "Chiof Hindrance to Mis
sionary Work In California," and by Rov.
A. H. Lyon of Idaho, on "What Becomes,
of tbo Money,"
Tho following officers wero elected for
tbo ensuing year:
Presldont, Henry K. Porter, Pittsburg.
Vico Presidents, E. M. Vanduzeo, Min
neapolis, and Stopbon Groone, Newton
Center.
, Treasurer, J. G, Shelling, -Now York.
Auditors, Joseph Brokaw and C, B.
Canfleld, Now York.
Corresponding Soorotary, T. J. Morgan,
New York.
Recording Sccrotary, A. 8. Hobart, Now
York.
Fred Fisher's Body Found.
SoDua Point, N. Y., May 31. Tho
body of Fred Fisher, wbo so suddenly dis
appeared on tho evening of May 11 with
Jay S. Davis, son of Rev. Orson D. Davis.
both ot whom wero supposed to havo beon
rjotlniB or foul play, was found on Sodus
bay by Charles Burgess of Klmlrn, who
was iisnicg on Newark island. An au
topsy sbowod that death was caused by
iravriilqg.
! 1
A Silver Paper Flop,
Nashville, May 81 Tho American
Pom.) says editorially today, "Under tho
aow management this paper will advocate
sound money and oppose nny obange from
:be present standard' of valuo. " Tho
American announced on Wednesday Ojat
Tames M. Head had sold his stock to John
3. Burch and James K. Allison, and that
sis connection with tbe paper ceased.
Constrnctlon Train Derailed.
LA Pobte, Twc., May 31. A construo
ion train returning from work threo
miles west of La For to was derailed, and
E. B.i Hill ot Austin, colored, was killed j
loo Winston, colored, bad a leg crushed,
ind Charles Brown, colored,, was serious-,
ly Injured. Several others,. Including two
(voltes, were slightly injured.
' .
An Assertion That Now York Will
Favor Him For President.
UNION LEAGUE OPPOSITION.
A Publication In the Now York Sun That
lias Set All of tho Politicians ot
That City to Discussing Gov
ernor Morton's Chances.
New York, May 31. Political clrolos
today aro groatly worked up by tho publi
cation of tho following artlolo in a prom
inent position on tho first pagoof Tho Sun
(Dcm.):
Tho Hon. Lovl Parsons Morton, govern
or of tho Empiro Stato by 100,000 plu
rality, will havo tho votes of tho Now York
statu delegation in tho national Republic
an convention noxt yoar if bo wants thorn.
Tho Hon. Thomas Honry Carter, chairman
of tho Republican national committee,
was at tbo Hoffman Houso along with tho
Hon. William J. Campboll, tho Illinois
jiiuuiuur oi uiu commuico, unci mo iion.
Sam Fossondon, tho Conneotlout member,
now spoakcr of tho legislature at Hart'
ford. All agreed that tho national cou
vontlou should bo hold In May noxt year,
oarnor tnan usual, and naturally Mr. Car.
tor and Mr. Campboll favorod Chicago as
tho place. Mr. Carter lator on bod a talk
with Gcnoral Harrison nnd will go to
Washington.
Governor Morton by no word to any of
his Republican frionds has over Intimated
that ho has tbo slightest ambition concern
lng the nomination of bis party for pros!
dent Ho has boon ongagod In his duties
as governor of tho stato. and notwlth
standing tho attltudo of Mayor Strong
and tho factlonlsts who surround tho
mayor Governor Morton, In tho estimation
ot bis frionds, has domonstratod that bis
Republicanism goos far boyond noonut no
tlons. By tho governor's forboaranco and
bis regard for tho futuro oi his party in
the stato ho has, in tho differences at the
last fow months, ovcrcomo larcolv tho ovi
dent determination of Mayor Strong and
uis inonus to moKo things unpioasant.
Tho Union Lcngno Opposition.
Tho Bliss-Union loaguo malcontents
workod against Mr. Morton at Saratoga
last September. Thoy took this oourso
uecauso air. JWott was tho swiftest Repub
lican In tho stato to dlscovor tbo racing
quality ot Morton as a Republican candi
date for governor. Govornor Morton, hli
party leaders say, has demonstrated since
his oloctlon that bo Is thoroprosontatlvo oi
his whole party and has not failed to roo
ognlzo as governor tho just nnd righteous
claims of even his ndvorsarlos, factional
and othorwlsa
Tbo authoritatlvo announcement was
mado to Tho Sun roportor that Govornor
Morton will bo tho cholco of his party in
tho stato boforo tho Republican national
convention noxt year, and, moroover, tho
Republicans of the stato will havo no eco
ond cholco. Tho vast majority ot tho Now
York dologatos will bo for Morton, If ho Is
a candidate, first, last and all tbo tlmo.
Another intorostlng bit of nows cama
out, and that was that cortaln eminent
Republicans In tho south havo wrltton up
to Now York Republicans doolarlng them
solves to bo for Morton and wishing to bo
put in communication with Morton's
frionds. Tho govornor is not awaro of this
new chapter in tho situation, but It is
nevertheless truo.
All sorts of rubbish was put Into cirou.
latlon concerning tho lnoldont of tho gov.
ernor's icntary falntnoss on tbo grand
stand at T.dIson squara Storlos of tho
governor's ill health aro llkoly to bo spread
from now on. It will romaln tho foot that
tho govornor in halo and hearty, and his
frionds said that nobody but tho govornor
himself can -stop tho Now York stato dele
gation from waving tho Morton gonfalon
in tbo noxt national Republican conven
tion, tho frionds of Harrison ond MoKlu-
Icy hereabout notwithstanding.
Killed on a Steamer.
Baltimore, May til. John Lolsnor
was klllod and Phillip Waohtor fatally
Injured by falling into tbo hold of tho
stcamor fciougemoro whllo at work.
The Weather.
Genorally fair, with possibly local show,
"orsj variable winds, bocomlng southorly.
FINANCIAL AND 00MMEB0IAL.
Closing Quotations of tho New York Stocli
Exchange.
New Youk. May 31. Jlonev on call p.isi
at 1 per cent. Prime mercantile paper 331
per ceni. oiernne exeuanfto nrmcr, with ac
tual business In bankers' bills at Sl.SSMGUSH
for demand and at S1.87HQ1.87H for 00 days.
Posted rates. tl.87Hai.S3 and Sl.ESK'Ql.SO.
Commercial bills. 8i.80Ht.60M. Silver certifi
cates, 07MSC7H: no sales. Bar sliver, C6J&
.Mexican uoiiars, uovemment bonds steady.
State bonds dull. Itnllroad bonds qnlct and
firm.
Closing prices:
Atchlton VA New England UH
Bur.AiQulncy..., 81 N.J.Central J01?f
i,., i., i, as si. i. orui American., u
Chesapeake A; O.. 22 Northern Pacific. 6J(
Chicago Gas 74 Do. pref loji
Cordage 4 N. Y. Central
Cotton Oil 28 Omaha 3gU
Del. & Hudson.... 129J6 Ontario & West.. 16$f
Distillers' Trust.. 2Us" Pacific Mail 23H
Erie 10H Reading. 1DX
General Electric. 33)4 Rock Island C8U
Hocking Valley... 20 Silver Bullion 07H
Lackawanna Bt. Paul 67
Lake Shore H0H Sugar neDnlnK...118
Lead ai Texas Pacific 12J
Louisville & Nash 68M Union Pacific UH
Missouri Pacific. 2&H Wabash pref 10J
Northwestern..,. B896 Western Union... 92M
General Markets.
New YonK, May 31.-FLOUR-State and
western quiet; city mills patents, $4.85.U5;
Winter patents, $164.10; city mills clears, $4.10
(34.40; winter straights, $3.7531.15.
WHEAT No.Sred opened weak under rains
neat, lower cablos and foreign selling; later
partially rallied; July, 81S82Kc; September,
82H&&J 15.1tic.
CORN No. 2 opened weak on rains, rallied,
but again sold oil with wheat; July, 57s357c;
September. &3Zt56c.
OATS No. 2 quiet and weaken July,
33Mc; track, white, state, S7Ot:i0.
PORK-Dull; new mess, $13.60314.23; family,
$12.50ai3.CO.
LARD Dull; prime western steam, $8.95,
nominal.
BUTTEU-Steadr. stato dairy, 10W17Kc;
state creamery, 16c.
CHEESE Quiet; large, &37c; small, 5
7Hc
EGGS-Steady; state and Pennsylvania, 13M
(314c; western, 1313Hc
SUGAR Raw quiet; fair refining. 2 15-16c;
centrifugal, 00 test, 3c: refined dull; crushed,
6 1-J03W4C-, powdered. iH$ 15-lCc.
TURPENTINE Steady at 2tfJa29c and
SOHc
MOLASSES-Steady; New Orleans. 28d32c.
RICE-Qulet; domestic, 4fra66c.; Japan, SH
04Kc. 1
TALLOW-Steady; city, 4Hct country, 4c
BAY Quiet, shipping, -60M5c; good to
choice, COitTJc . ,
ATErj.iAL FOR A MINSTREL SHOW.
AnEsrptoIo -IstStudylngUuuinrns Knott n
to tbo Umplro of tho Nile.
Tho avowed Intention of M. OlllvKr
Beauregard, ths eminent Egyptologist, to
publish a few f tbo muminlllul Jokes of
that nnclont cmplro of tho NIlo has neces
sarily overwhelmed tho gront host of mod
ern humorists with consternation. Egypt
lias been claimed as tiio great mother of
ilmost ovorythlng olsc, snvo for a baby's
sharo which has bcon allotted to Baby
lonia, mid It Is to bo dreaded that tho truo
nntlqulty of tbo joko will bo rovcolcd
among tho other nwful socrotsof tho tombs
of tho phnraohs. Solomon's maxim that
thero is nothing new under tho sun has
long been an accepted dictum, even among
tho jokomakcrs, nnd no loss n personogo
than Mark Twain has reduced tho joko
gorms or, rather, JokoclemontB to soven
Aryan ancestors. What thoso seven jokes
of tho soven foolish men of ancient days
wero it may only bo conjectured, but un
doubtedly tho woman's ngo, woman's
tonguo.nnd tho mothor-ln-law jokes wero
among thorn aud woro cracked by our rudo
ancestors In tho old cavodwollings of early
Ncanthroplo times with Infinlto gusto.
Tho young man wbo stays lato nnd tho
old man's boot may havo been lator accre
tions. Cortalnly tho young housekeeper
and tho man who never pays baok witti
cisms do not dato much earlier than tho
days of Noah.
Tho sprlug poet first appeared on tho
sceno In tho days of old King Sargon, who
founded tho roynl library of Assyria nnd
called for competitive odos. Tho offlco
goat Is n purely modern version. Tho sum
mer girl and tho chapplo havo n.lattcr day
look, but tholr autotypes can bo discovered
In tho pages of tho Greek Tiicophrastus
nnd tho Roman Pctronlus. Tho nnuvenux
rlchesso figure In that latto: ruinuui.i.'r't
character ot Trhnalohlo. As for tho pun,
that is undoubtedly n rolio of antediluvian
jocosity, nnd It Is not Imposslblo to lmng
lno tho wlokod old Ncphulim asking ono
another, as thoy stood abound and laughed
nt Noah buldlng tho ark, "When is a door
not a door?" nnd"Whorowas Moses wlion
tho light wont out?"
It 1m distressing to rcallzo theso facts In
tbo casu, but what n harrowing situation
wlUonsuo if M. Beauregard shall discover
tho ono original, primitive, protoplasmic
joko globule, tho father of nlftlieso nine
teenth contury jokcletsl Imagino tbo
literary soicntists placing this Akkadian
joko undor tho mlcroscopo find inviting
tho world to gnzo upon tho groat and only
"Joktcnsts cozoonl" Tho modern joker
could not enrvlvo such a pltlloss oxposo.
His occupation, llko Othollo's, would bo
gono forover. Philadelphia Record.
Negroes Who Owned Slaves.
It may not bo generally known, but frco
negroes in Maryland, nnd probably in oth
or stqtcs, 100 years ngo owned negro slavos.
Tho following docdof emancipation, bear
ing duto Deo. 9, 1793, Is duly rocorded In
rocord book 25, pago 312, in tho clerk's
offlco of tho circuit court at F,aston, Tal
bot county, Md.:
Know all men by theso prosonts that I, Ne
gro Tom, lato elavo of Christopher Birkhcod
of Talbot county nnd stato of Maryland, being
possessed of a negro girl named Grace, who is
now about tho ago of 10 years old, who U held
by mo In a stato of slavery, and think it in my
conscienco that all mankind aro entitled to
equal freedom in this llfo and being desirous
of Eecurlng to hor llborty and freedom: Now,
kndw y c, that I do hereby declare that tho Bald
negro girl Grace shall bo frco immediately
from tlio dato hereof, nnd I do hereby for my
self, my heirs, executors, ndinlnistators, ro
nouiico all right, title, and claim from and aft
cr tho date hereof.
In witness whereof I havo hereunto set my
band nnd seal this 0th day of December, anno
Domini 1703. His
Neouo h Tom
Mark
Signed,' sealed and delivered in tho prcs
enco of us. Pcteu YfEiin.
Sauah Tnil'PE.
A similar deed of emancipation was ro
corded by n frco negro, Abraham Gastus,
May 17, 1704. Thero wero afterward othei
deeds of emancipation by frco negroes of
slaves purcbasod or otherwise acquired.
Baltimoro Sun.
A Useful Sword.
Jules Simon, whon somo ono complained
about tho awkwardness of tho academi
cian's sword, romarked, "It Isn moro use
ful instrument than ono Is apt to think."
Thon ho explained. Ho was poor. Ills
master, Cousin, wa3 stingy, but talkative.
Unoblo to pay for a dinner, ho onco enter
ed Cousin's houso to meet th odor ot
roast chicken and determined to sharo In
tho feast. Ho would stnrvo tho master
Into asking him to dlno. Ho crow elo
quent. Cousin was for a tlmo carried
away by hls'favorlto topic, but soon grew
uneasy. Finally ho nroso and showed his
pupil to tho door. "But," says Simon,
"in tho antechamber tho odor wns so
strbng that It gnvo mo tho oourago of do
spatr, and I exclaimed, 'M. Cousin, I have
not a penny loft, and I am hungryl'
Cousin hesitated no man was moro lavish
of words, nono less so of everything olso.
nut oven his lioart was touched. Imnul-
slvoly ho took my arm, ozolalmlng, 'Al
lons lo dcbrochorl' And togcthor wo wont
Into tho kitchen. Thoro I sawn lino chick
en, just roasted to a rich goldon huo, und
spitted on my master's academic sword."
ban lranclsco Argonaut.
The Spread of Banking,
Tho Bank of England was established Jr.
1094, tho Bank of Scotland a fow years
later, and thoso Institutions wero not long
in llnumg imitators. As tradoln the prov
inces increased substantial men began to
feel tho inconvanlonco ot bolng tholr own
bankers and retaining all tholr wealth In
tholr oaken chosts. Gradually thoy began
to open accounts with somo ot tho London
bankers, which thoy utilized for their bust-
noss transactions. Doubtless such mon
woro besot by many frionds and customors
to accommodate thorn through tbclr bank
ing account, and thus tho well to do trader
developed Into tho country banker with
his ijonuon agent, who much preform! tc
do business aud Inour onrrlago and post
ago with somo ono leading firm In a town
to having soveral small customers In the
Mmo placo. Kamlly Mugnzina.
A Curiosity of nuugarlan Divorce.
A fanner was arrested In a vlllaao In
Hungary tor firing two shots through tho
window ot an inn at his wlfo and her fa
ther. Fortunately his aim was bad. On
being asked his reason for tho attempt ho
stated that ho had already had nlno wives.
who had all consented, at bis request, tc
b ulvorcod. lib tenth nnd present wlfo,
however, acting on tbo "injudicious ad
vice" of her father, rcfusod, und conse
quently bo felt annoyed. London Stand
ard. In the Dry Goods Store.
Tclophono Girl I want to look at coins
black kid gloves.
Saleslady What number, ploaser
Tclophono Girl (surprlsod) Why, hovt
did yon know that I worked thoroT Son
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PARSON CHOWNC.
A Peculiar Chnractcr In tho W'jrel of
"The Maid of Skcr."
Mr. Blackmoro worked Into 1?h r.tory
tho character of a notorious pal of par
sons in tho sumo portion of tho county.
Parson Chowno actually was rector of
Knowstone, and tho tradition of his evil
deeds is by no means fnded out of recollec
tion. Tlio peoplo toll still of tho manner
in which ho rovonged himself upon any
farmer who offended him. Ho bad two
methods. Ono was to Invito tho man
against whom ha meditated evil to dine
r-tfh him, when ho would ply him with
liquor, nnd when his guest drovo away,
down a story, nnd rugged hill, tho linch
pin of ono ut Ills wheels would corao out!
nnd tho man bo thrown from his trap and
break neck or leg or arm. The other way
wns less 6ovoro. Ho would say beforo Bomo
man whom ho could trust, "I wondor how
bad Farmer X. would feel wero his rick
to bo flredf" Noxt night tho rick would
bo in flainos. Chowno nover entered into
alllanco with tho savages of Coleridge.
Nor did ho ond his days torn to pieces by
dogs, as represented in tho novel. Several
of tho talcs told of him in "Tho Maid of
Skcr" aro, however, true, as is that of bis
having Introduced on applo pip into the
cyo ot a horeo that belonged to a baronet
to tho neighborhood, against whom bo
bora n grudgo.
Thu story Is told of Parson Chowno that
tho bishop uf Exeter sent word that ho
would visit falm. Chowno had a portion of
tho road dug up and llllnl with poat wa
ter and then covered over with sticks and
f urzo and a sprinkling of soil. Tho bishop's
carriage wont in, and tho bishop was up
set, but Henry of Exctor was not tho man
to bo stopped by such a matter as a break
down not on tho road, but of tho road
and bo walked forward on foot.
"Mr. Chowno," sold ho, "I'vo heard
strango stories of you."
"Wool, my lord," answered tho rector,
"so hev I of you. But, my lord, us bo
gentlemen, you and I, and us pays no no
tlco to tho chlttcr chatter ot a pars'l o'
fulcs."
Nothing could be brought homo to
Chowno. Ho was far too (.'ever a man to
allow himself to bo cauglit in his malprac
tice. Toward tbo end of his days ho re
signed bis living and resided in a houso
of his own. Atalanta.
OMNIPRESENT HYDROGEN.
One of the Commonest Elements of the
Earth nnd the Universe.
No result of spectroscopic research
among tho heavenly bodies has been moro
reraarkablo than that which demonstrates
tho extraordinary abundnnco with which
tho oloment hydrogen Is diffused through
out tho unlvcrso. It Is, of course, ono of
tbo commonest oloments of tho cartb.enter
ing, as it docs, Into the composition of ev
ery drop of water. Hydrogen Is also a con
stituent part of n vast number of solid
bodies, but tho romarkablo circumstance
for our present purpose Is that this same
element is found in profusion olsowhero.
Surrounding that visual glowing globo of
tho sun tboro Is an invislblo atmosphero,
of which hydrogen Is one of tho most
prominent components.
A liko conclusion is drawn from tho
spectra of many of tho stars. In tho caso
of certain 6peolaIJy whito and brilliant
goms, of which Slrlua and Vega may bo
taken as tho types, tho chief spectroscopic
fcaturo is tho extraordinary abundance in
which hydrogen is present. Even In tho
dim and distant nobulaj gaseous hydrogen
Is tho constituent moro easily recognized
than any othor which they may possess.
Indeed it may bo affirmed that wo do not
know any other substance which is so
widely diffused as hydrogen.
It need hardly bo said that this gas is
an important constituent in thoso com
pound bodies with which llfo is associated.
In that somewhat growsomo exhibition
which shows tho actual quantities of tho
sovoral clemonts of which an ovcrago hu
man body Is composed tho bulk of tho hy
drogen forms ono of tho most striking
items, and indeed in connection with all
forms of animal and vcgctablo llfo hydro
gen is of primary Importance. In tho, ar
gument from analogy for tho cxlstcnco of
llfo In other worlds It Is significant to
note that an olemont associated in such an
cmphatio manner with the manifestation
of llfo here should now bo shown to bo
Widespread through tho universe. Sir
Robert Ball In Fortnightly Revlow.
Employer and Companion.
Ono of tho most lrapsrtant secrets of a
hunting expedition is this: "Nover allow
yourselves any luxuries In a 'tight placo'
which your men havo no sharo In," Tbo
English sportsman whose advice wo havo
quoted tells how he was rewarded in tbo
Caucasus for treating his men as comrades
and sharing camp comforts with them.
Ilo says:
One chilly night among tbo mountains
I nwoko nt 3 o'clock to find myself warm
and snug under two extra nativo blankets.
Tho owners ot tho blankets woro squat
ting on their hams, almost In tbe flro, and
talking to pass tho long, cold hours until
down.
Having rated them for tholr folly and
mauo them tako baok tholr blankets and
turn In, I rolled over and slept again.
When I noxt woko, it was 7 o'clook, and
tho men woro still crouching over the em
bers, helping to cook breakfast, their blan
kets having boen replaced upon my shoul
ders. I bad paid thoso men oft tbo day before
this happened, and they left mo tho noxt
morning with a hearty "God be with
you," unconscious that they had dono
anything more than tho propor thing to
ward their employer and companion.
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