Real uncan & Waidley's m THIRD EDITION Parliamentary Courtship A member of tho legislatures had been piiylnp attention to a young; lady (or a lontf while and had taken her to attend tho house until sho was well posted In the rules. Oti the last day of the session as thoy came out he bought her a bouquet of flowers and said to her: "May I oflcr you my handful of flowers?" She replied, promptly: "I move to nmend by omitting all after the word 'hand. Ho blushiogly accepted tho amend' mcnt and they adopted it unanimously. Iloston Globe. In ii Untl lloi. Friend That type-written letter I re ceived from you was abominably printed just full of blunders. ltusiness Man (sadly) I know. "Why don't you discharge the fel low?" "It's a girl." "Well, discharge the girl." "Never! I'm in love with her." "Then marry her." "She won't have me." N. Y. Weekly. IIU Preferences. "Oh. George," said Clara, drawing back suddenly with a little shudder; "Oil, George, I fear I am too extrava gant to make you a good wife." "Never mind, dear," said George, eoothltigly, as he drew her plump form to his proud and manly bosom. "I think I like you all tho more because tyou are a little waist-ful." Truth. The dispatches from Washington announce that .lustico Lamar is slowly dying from tho effects of Bright's disease Justico Lamar U iu It is sixty-ninth year, IIo has nevor been very strong. His np' pointmcnt to ho Associate Justico of tho Supreme Court was anticipated. It was an honor done to one of tho trading statesmen of the southern part of tho Union, who during President Cleveland's administration has been secretary of the Interior in tho Cabinet at Washington. Mr. Lamar was born in Putnam county, Mississippi. Ho was always very fond of books and was a professor in tho University of Mississippi. IIo served there as law pro fessor from 8(iu until lbt'2, wlien lie was elected a member o( tho House, Tho Justice Is one of the most courageous and upright men in Washington, and enjoys the un reserved confidence of botli parties tliero for high ability joined to unswerving in tegrity. Ho is 0110 of tho most striking looking men iu Washington, very individual in all of liis characteristics. He is tall and very dark, round shouldered and rather stout. USE DANA'S SAKSAl'AIULLA, its "THE KIND THAT CU1.ES." A new lot of Mirrors French bevel ;tnd German plate glass. Also an elegant assortment of Lemon ade sets and all kinds of Table Glassware, Fancy Engraved Lemonade Sets for $1.25, including tray. Our stock for holidays is complete. Call and sec our stock of Plush Goods, Ornaments and Toys. Our Candy Counter is quite an attraction these days, and sales increase as the festive season approaches. Our patrons will do well to make their X-mas pur chases early and avoid the great rush which immedi ately precedes the Great Holiday. 8 Soutli HVCctlxx Stroot, Sjltofflt iTV rfW iflr.ifW A lftt A ilV jftt jOujgg i 3 nun MriK rn nrrrn S uun pacvv Ln U' run p $ in m i i Tec in Our Directory. tjp jiE POgl1 OFFICE snenanuouii. Oftlce hours from 7:30 a. m. to 7:30 p.m. Money Order and Iteglstry Do partmentopen trom8:00 a. m. to 7:00 p. m. Following Is n schedulo of tho arrival and departure of mall trains. Mall matter for despatch must be In the onlco thirty minutes DCioro mo time given uciow; CJHNTltAl.lA. Had an Object. "You seemed to forget that you were talking to an audieneo composed entire ly of blind persons," said tho wife of tho speaker on the way home after the meeting was over. "You gesticulated violently and incessantly." "I was practicing for ordinary audi ences, Emily," briefly explained the orator. Chicago Tribune. Of Course. "You see, it was this way. They were three so dead in love with her, and so eligible, that to settle- the matter .1 . . .1. . 1 1 .5 pruess the i "And did she?" "X don't know. I know that sho mar ried the ono who guessed tho lowest. " Indianapolis Journal. Klectrlo Hallway llulletln. Hereafter tho electric railway cars will leave tho corner of Cherry and Main streets at 5::i0 a. m. daily and every 20 minutes thereafter until midnight, at which hour tho last car will leave for Girardvillc. On Mon day, Novomlier 7th, ISO-', tho faro for any length of rldo between Shenandoah and Girardville will be reduced to live (6) centa. rite or Hemorrhoid j Permanently cured without knifo orligaturr. JJo danger or su ffering. No delay from bus iuca while under treatment. Patient who are responsible need not pay until well. A peifoctcure guaranteed. Send for circular. K. REED, M.l, 120 South 13th St., Philadelphia. Ifefcrs, by permission, to'tho editor of the EVJSXISB llBE.VMJ. tf TwhIvo IMiottM t'nr BOe. Hy sending us your oabluot, together with 60 cents, we will finish you one doaen photo. 11.8-if V. A. Kbaorv. Doming Kvents. ,Tn II 2Ut annual ttipper of the Welsh j Bptlt church in Kobbln' opera house. Feb. 13. First annual ball of Gen. liar-, rion I.odge, K. of P., in Bobbins' opera house. j Keck ties, mufflers and silk liandkerohfefr ' ju all (be latest and most approved styles and at exceedingly low prices at the Peoples' store. 1815-tf Best work done at Breu nan's Steam Lann- dry. Everything white and spotless. Lace i - enrtaitu a specialty. All work guamnUed CiiUKlilm,- l,Hil4 t Cnnemiintlnn. Kemp' Balaam will stop the cough at ouou. Tim ,pnilmy ItentHiitunt. Tbe Pottsville headquarter for Shenan doah people and others living North of the Mountain, for hot toddies, hot punches, beef tea and )l kinds of wines and liquors of the best brand), la tho Academy Restaurant, John .!'. Cooaay, proprietor, M. A. Coouey, aeit ant. to Wlim Haby was sick, we gave her Castorla. When she was a Child, she cried for Oattorla. Wlion sho Iwcame Miss, she clung to Caetorla, tVheu she had Children, sho gave them Costorla. Iinsh Kress is conflnid to the house byn severe cold. James Britt, who had his shoulder injured on Christinas, is around again. Claudo Kress smiled on Mt. Carmel's fair ones on Saturday. Martin Caufield Is all smiles. It's a hoy. Patrick Kelly, of Philadelphia, is spending a few days with his parents hero. Miss Ella King, one of Jllahnnoy City's pleasant young ladies, is tho guest of Miss Mary Carney. James flyko was in Sharaokin on Friday. Michael Cuff and John McGam, after spending a few pleasant days with Lot Creek friends, returned on Friday. Miss Laura Wutkins went to Mt. Carmel Saturday. Henry Hcrkseovich visited friends in Mt. Carmel on Saturday. Miss Ilridget Walsh and sister, Mary, attended the funeral of Mrs. Qallaghan at Raven Run on Saturday. itiss Bridget Monaghan spent New Year with friends in Luai Among tho many visitors to our ton u Saturday wo observed Robert Heaton, of Ashland. Miss Mary Langou and Miss Itoso O'Hara, two of our pleasant school marnis, spent Sunday with Mr. and Mrs. John Riley, of Brownsville. James Reese and his brother, George, accompanied by Jlossrs. llaync, Coogati and Irviu, spent Satuiday afternoon on the ico at Gordon. Thomas Murphy, ono of Lost Creek's pleasant young mm, is spending a few days among his many friends iu town Miss Maine Grant, who spent last week 1 with friends in Wllkes-Barre, returned on Sutu relay. b'elmols of tho borough and township, which have been closed for tho past two wicks, will ro.open on Tucfday. A grand ball was held Friday night in the O.l d Fellows' hall, under tho auspices of the Ivy Leaf Social Club. It was a well mumped affair and attiacted a largo number of young folks. Tho mmio was furnished by Wulbridgu's orchestra. We are glad to report that Miss Margaret Bradley and Mis Maggie O'Connor, who weie injured at Ashland on Friday, are rciovering and will toon be about again. Mibs Mary Fox, one of Sbenatidoau's bright young school inarms, is the guest of Mii Maggie Moras. The laat few hours of 1602 and the first few of 1M)3 weiecelcbratcd Iu royal style in our town. From SI c'elock until 11:30 the American baud furnished music at various parts of town. At 12 o'clock a number of young men supplied themselves with horns and drums and serenaded different parties until -t a. when they letlred to their homes, alter having what may be termed "a first-class tlmo." Among those who wore favored with the aitnfo may be mentioned Saloonkeepers Curry, Collin and Mo Lauglilln, Tomsorial Artist Cobban, Dr. Owiuiier, Cnpt. Ed. Reese and Edward Williams. Arrival. P.M. A.M. 1:40 4:24 2:26 8:00 9:03 8:18 1:10 9:45 8:(K) 9:0S 1:2 :5rt l:2T U:0H 1: 9:08 2:2S 9:50 1:40 .':20 8:18 9:50 1:40 2:20 9:5(1 8:18 2:20 8:18 9:50 2:211 9:50 Carriers Destination. (Pblla., Western and ( Southern States Departure. I New York and East' em states anu ( points on U, V Astand. Girurdvlllo. I Raven Uun, Centra-) ua, Mt uarmci anu Mbamokln. ) ( East-1 nd It. It. -Wrfsaar' V'7i. ;r.ir.n 'mm rottsvlllo. A. M. P. M. 7:20 12:52 9:08 3:08 11:30 8:U0 12:52 9:03 3:08 8:00 1:35 7:20 7:00 liai 7:W 1:40 7:00 7:20 2:5 11:30 5;20 7:20 2:50 9:(H 11:31) 11:30 2:50 (i:tti 7:20 2:50 &0D WITH 8 SHOEf rip b tffe J A GRANi OPPORTUNITY t -X)NTKT Ol'KX Ti) Mahanoy City. J Mahanoy Plane, Lost 1 1 Oreelt and Hhatt. Fracltvillo. a. m. and 3:15 p. m. Additional deliveries and collections are made In the business part ot tow n at 10: 15 a. ni. and 2:00 p. m. On exhibition In Ferguson's Block, 37, S. Main St., Shenandoah. No Humbug. IIo is Alive. AdittlHoloii, io Cents. E TKRGUSON'B THKATKK. P. J. FEUOUSON, MANAGEll. FRIDAY, JANUARY 6, 1893. Typo l'or Sale. Wo havo 200 pounds minion, more or less, which wo will sell cheap for cash, hav ing no further use for the; samo. Apply at Uebald office. Fire Alarm Itoxes. The following list shows tho location ol .he alarm boxos of the Shenandoah J?in Department: LOCATION. 15 Coal and Bowers BtreeW. 15 Bowers and Centre streets. 21 Bridge and Centre streets. 25 Main and Centre streets. 84 Main and Poplar streets. 35 Main and Coal streets 12 Gilbert and Centre streets. 43 Gilbert and Cherry streets. 62 Chestnut and Coal streets. To send an alarm open tho box, pull down ne book once and let go. When an alarm is em tn the tire bell will sound tho number ot he box and repeat tho alarm U ur Urn '3. LOCATE AL WIS. 5 the Are If tho alarm Issoundeu ii icll will strlko ono, then pause ui,d strike Uvu which will indicate that the tire is in mo vicinity ot No. 15 box. Every alarm Is repeated 'our times. Who laughs! You do. so do I And everybody eUo when they bco F1TZ AND WEBSTER and their merry company In lA BREEZY TIME." Hco our Mmdolln Octette. Oulntetto ot Musical Tennti Backein UellOavotte. Latest New York Craze. 4 no Hcrpcutlno Dance, rtlry CJraces. Pretty Faces. Merry Glances. Lovely Danoux. Prices, 25, 50 and 75 Cents. Iteserrcd seals on sulo atKtrlln's drug store. In Schuylkill County, NORTH OF THE BROAD MOUNTAIN ONLY. ItcMlzlnft that tho I'ubllo School Teachers will lie among those most desirous or enjoying TDIP'IO THE WOHhiraCOLUMllIAK HXPO.Ill'IOX, md wit 1 a t ew to providing a Incentive for a material Increase In sales ot tho Evp.nino IlKKAi.t) fur 18(3, tho publisher hut concluded to place within the ruuch ot all tbo public school teachcrti In the territory named n opportunity to visit the Exposition In July next, upend ten dnjB there, havo Dead and l.nlr liif ato Ilrat-elass hotel, and H'curo railway transportation Including sleeping tcrthsj frcn Hlienandoah to Cbleaeo and return, free of ny Cost.-H- The contest will open on Monday, July 1, 1898. January 15th, 1893, and wl.l close at C p. 111. on Saturday, -conriDzarionrs IleatlciimrterH For Florida Oranges A voting coupon will bo published In each edition of He Kvfniks Hehai.d, a nc nmV ir which Is published below. Each coupon will represent one vote. Tho two teachers who receive tho greatest number of total voice up to tho closing hour above stated will bo declared tho winners. All coupons must bo cut out of tho Evknimo IIekai.u and sont, securely seeled In envel opes, addroBsed to "OouteM JMUor, Meaning Herald, Shenandoah, i'ri." Any pernon residing In any place may vote as often as he or she may desire for one or morr teachers engaged in teaching in a public school north of tho llroivd Mountain at tho close uf the enrrent school term; prmidrU, that any teacher who may bave been Incapacitated by slokneis or accident for teaching for a period of not more thon three months prior to the cad of the term, may also compete Each voto for each teacher must be reprexented by a seperate coupon. A coupon bearing the namo of more than one teacher or sptotfylng more than ono vote for . teacher will be thrown out as void. Each coupon will have the date of Its Issue at the lower left hand corner, and such coupons, must bo in the bands of the Contest Editor within ten days after the date i benrn. A careful record will bo kept of tho namos of all contestants, and all coupons will be tllert and kept safo until tho tlnal adjudication. Threo prominent and ronponsible men of Hhenan doah will bo selected to act as judgos, make tbo tlnal c mnt and announce tho namos of the twe winners. Should three or more teachers be tied on the highest number of votee, the judges will bo allowed to decide. Tho nunios of tho winners will bo announced on or boforo Saturday, July 15, 1M33. Shou.a tho winners bo absent from Hhenandoah at the time they will bo Informed of their good fortune by telegraph, so that they may start tin the trip as soon thereafter as possible All blanks In tho coupon must be filled oul, especially the blank requiring the name of the per'on voting. Tho number of votes received at this ofllce up to 4 p. m. each day will be pi l Ushcd In the next Issue of the IliiUAi.11 with the names of tho teachers voted for. Szxzxiiplo Coupon. WANT4, Sco. IX) K SALE. Ono Uro proof safe, parlor suite, I' furniture, carpet, &c, very cheap. all at 1 West Coal street, 12-31-tf Society and club rooms In tho post ofllce building. Apply to M. M. Hurke, Attorney, Itoom i. poll HENT.- llMI-tt nm t TinVAL HJrMK. Shenandoah V Va December 7. IfcRJ. Tho annual election tor thirteen (la. directors to serve :or the en- sulnir sear will be held ut tho bank onauesuay, .Tin uary 10. lt8, from 2 till 3 o'clock, p tn 12-10 W Kiy-I jl JMI Ii. i.WB6fllllBU 1 GENTS WANTED ON HALAUY or com A mission, to handle the new Patent Chemi cal Ink Erasing Pencil. The quickest and great est belling novelty ever produced. Erases Ink thoroughly In two seconds. No abrasion of iMier. Works like raagto. 300 to 600 per cent. Drotlt. One agent's sales amounted to VEO In lx days. Another 182 in tvo hours, rrevlpua ixperience not necessary. For terms and full .uiriir-iiiitra nildrnHK The Monroe Mf'irCo., La Crosse. Wis. x489 5-iM-ly nmvATK SAI.r. OP A DES1KAHLE FAKM. I A deoirabie little farm in the Catawiesa wish to announce to the ilio that I will rpccivR a car Florida, sweet and juicy, for the holiday trade. Will be sold for 1 2c a dozen and up. Furnished to Sunday schools by the box. .A.- WOMER, 124 . Main Street. COUPON. Tbo two teachers who recclo tbo largest number of votes win bo taken oriu m r air aim royally umunaiiit u oy tne 11EKAI.I) I n' cut (bi8COtlIJ on lmu uiauK nuea wriiu 1110 name 01 me i'L Due scnooi j eactiri norm 01 iu Mountain, 111 scnuyiitin county, wnom you consider most p pciur an.1. tnn -ivnu'i r.uuor, t-vemuu iirraia, bhmunanah. l' tcry com luicutim uiuiiLauDuuu uil-. .,eiy visuu. ouiigor ciu cau tov. oiteu as :hi.j please. Name of Tetcher Ites!i?S Name of Voter. Rtsidcneo Valley, near Krebs from SI Hie name of N. II. Downs' still lives, al though ho has been dead many years. Ills Elixir for the euro of coughs and colds has already outlived him a quarter of a century, and is still growing in favor with the public. lm station. 30 minutes walk hounniloah. will be sold at private sale 1,1. iinnKinonii tho nremises. The farm con tains 20' acres, more or leb-, in high state ot cultivation. Will Bell tn- iarm oy useir wun bouse and farm buildings, or will veil furraluu ami iTnnlf.in.-nt8 alone with the farm II desired. The owner is aeBirous of leaving the eountrv. For Information, apply on the f&'rraAw-lm MYLES WHITK, vrssnr.llTtnN OF PAP.TNEIISHIP No- 1 ) Her 1- hereby given, that the partnerhhlp Siv ly subsisting b'twevn Henry Krt- dberh' i.i-.i h H'tiihrir. ni Mauanov 1'luue. county 01 Sehuvlkill. and st .te of Pennsylvania, uiubr , Hnn TVAm of "F. !. Freadberg. was I'issoited. by mutual consent, on the seventh day of December laat. Alldcbte oingtoihe h n..ini.Nllln fLm tn be received bv tbe said -. Ftnber-, und oil demai ds 011 the Said nartnershlu are to be presented to him for payment. Uiikky Fi-eapach ., .. FlXHttRU. Mahanoy Plsne, Pa.. Jan. 8, 1MW. 1-3-oaw It m-l er PAYS for m ipltJ tng, the tine suburb of Atlantic City WIS EliCS Has removed to Bill Jones 'old stone 17 BOOTH MAIN STREET, VPnere hi wlli bo pieAed to meet tbe want ' a is menu anu 11m pui iu wythiaa in the Driukluo Uam H. I, M'GUIRE'S Sporting and Musical Resort ' Second St., CIRARDVILLE. Best Wlaes. Liquors, Been, Ales od aaee -irrd of Cltrr alwavs on hand Just opened at 25 South Main St. Sri A Fl LL 1 Comf'-rts Hi be suttj be lit! JJf No. : s,.utJ full St. Ch.th" i n ' r l ' H. PHUTOGftAPHER DABB .tin hAut .nnantui In lhA tnftP. I prepared to take every style of Views of buildings, machinery I- fir" X -lEB : outdoor work a specialty. Each ,1 111 A" lit Uae purebaeeu the beat apparatus la the mar ket, anu is now nlottfiirrnnhci. ind all klniis of outdoor work a specialty. 1 purchaser ot one uozeu camneiB hi .. i jjro seuted with a large crayon ree. This offer is cood until April 1, 18. Copying aud enlartf ln. w ork done at short notiae and low prloeN. DABB. N. White St., BriokooiPidg. 8iectaolw to tult all eye, at Porte's book and stationery store, VoJ SI North Mala Btreet. .- 4-27-tl Ti. hntt hMm iimvenliy living witnesses tliat ran.flnatsareiuarkabieipeoiflofortiienull cure 01 iun uuiiutiii- nun wiukoh'ii iinuni ...m .imitrowblou-liBMinal can't be ronurt. Posts' Sieenle. Pan-Tina wQa at P. P. D. Klrllu's nest photoejaplis and crayens at Dabb'a. Watch Fountl. Tbo lady who advertised a watch as lost in yesterday's Hkkald can secure the propeity by apidjltig al this oflice. Found Out. The bei ami enin.t way to gtt rid ot a Coi.i. 01 o. Id that may develop Into cou kumi'iiou ib 10 tut evt 116 cents in a Untie ol l-au-TlnB, the urtatreniedy fnr Couli, Ooiait, 1 (iripi. TU'i at and Lung Disordeie. Trlul bottiui .ite hi 15 P 1). Klrlin's druu Btorc home lot at May's Land y; squares from It. K. : commutation fare to Philu , cent,; has court houe, hotelB. bcIiooIb, cliuroheii, cotton, paper, clothing, cigar sah. brick, and lumbering mills, with tlneot water nnwor: linn driviuir. Hsblne. gunning, bathing, soiling: city andcouutry combined; 36 houses built fast year and not one empty: a safe and sure Investment; W Invested will Inoreane WO it! 6 mouths; 3 mills built this year; lota are to feet above ocean; 10 percent, oil for cash; 2 lots for fi; title Insured. Send for circular. MAY S LANDING 1MPUOVEMENT CO., 0M Franklin St , Philadelphia. 9-30-4m CkKTS FOR A MDlrtY SHADE. Others, ready to put up spring roller, aaauywHruc. ji-wr1 tbe shading or fix Political Cards. ,01t COUNl IL, (Fourth Ward) FRANK WILCOU. Subject to Democratic rules. jrjtOIt JOBTICE OF THE PUACK, TIUHU wAao, MAX REESE. dru toro. gnei liil Sale, Dolls, Albums, atd Fancy Slippers at the Peoples' store. . 12-15-tf WJll CHIEF UURQKS, JAMES J. WIUiELIUAN. Subject to Demecrotio rules. for 8Se. 3Bc. 4tc, GOc and upwards. Par ties deairlnff only turesoan be accommodated. C. D. Carpet Stare, FRICKE'S 10 S. Jardm Street. JOE WYATT'S SALOON AND RESTAURANT, (Christ, Bossier's old stand) Sain and Coal 8tn., Hticuniirtonh. Hest beer, ale and porter on tap. The finest jrands of whlskeya and cigars. Pool room ot' rlel. T. J. O'HAKEN'S COR. MAIN AND OAK STS. Everything in the tonsorial line done In first class Btyle. A tlno bath room attached. I'll IX A Good Her e A Fine Hb-wl, FlneWlltou, Vctiu tcorGJ A Good Carpet, A Stof Table Liters, Nr.- Pair Geuta', L..lies' cr Cull Glove, will) fur tops, j. j. p: X S. KISTLEH, M. U., fUYiiaiAS) AND avROKoy. OtSce ISO N. Jird street, Shenandoah Pa i