ow o SfesSafe- AT ALL PRINCIPAL RESTAURANTS, Light. KAISIM EXPOBT -A Ott tlic lU;lt. Traclc SKVKHN, thoOrncor, irttlll on tho right I track and cornm to tltno with another train oad of Kino ur corie, Uannod uoodi, Meatl, Flour, etc. Centre nml "White Sts.", Shenandoah. The Evening Herald. ALL Till', NEWS FOK ONK CKNT. ItaJ! a larger circulation In Shenandoah than any other paper published. Circu lation look open to all. AFFAIRS CAUGHT HASTILY. What Nows GathororB Talco a Momont to Toll About. Buy at home. House cleaning. Cokls prevalent. Now Is the time for husking bees Christmas goods will soon bo appear ing. The flowers for winter culture are now housed. Coming to the earth the Bere and yellow leaf. Fear God, do right, push ahead and nilud your owii business and you'll succeed. Lawyers nro unlike most people in one respect: nothing suits them better than great trials. It doesn't seem to require any pre monitory trainin to Know now 10 make an assignment. Tho woman who is loved by a poet may not know much, but she is sure to be well versed. There is nothing more easily mended than the averatro broKeu heart, it don't stay broke worth a cent. "Tho wise man carrleth his umbrella when the suu shines." says tho adage. You may bet Jie lorgets it when the rain comes. Wo call our readers attention to the advertisement of Dr. Miles Medical Co.. Elkhart. Ind. Dr. Miles' Nervine and New Heart Cure are having great sales on accountof the often marvelous cures that follow the use of these remedies. Coming Evonts. Nov. 3 and i Grand entortalnmonl, "Undo Torn and Eve," in tho P. il church. Nov. B. Socond anniversary ontortain' mont of Major Jonnings Council, No. 307, lr. O. U. A. M., in Ferguson's theatre Nov. 18 Grand supper in Kohbins' opora nouso for tho benefit of tho Trinity Ko formed church. Novombor 20. Grand supporin Kobblns' opora house; benefit of Lady Harrison Lodgo, No. 10, A. V. L. A. Second hand school books bought old at Max lleoso's. and tf Prime oystore, tho best tho market affords, always on hand at Coslotl's. 8 22-tf Do you want a situation ? Do you wantholp? Do you want to soil your bujinoss ? Do you want to sell or exchange real ostato 1 If to, call on Max Itcese, Shenandoah, agont for tho Unitod Statos Employment and Business Agency, -11 and 40 Broadway, Now York. Oysters. Oysters aro in soason. Go to Schooner's Families supplied, Varlors for ladies. 0-1-tf Do you snller with Consumption, Couflis or lams? ou can do cureu h you who ran- TlnaCoutfh and Consumption Cure. 25audl 60 ceits. Trial bottles Ireo ut Klrlln'sdrug store. "Waters' 'Weiss boor is tho best. Boilly sole agent. John A' 5-6-tf THE OLD TAKEN JAMES S.THOMAS Is now located at fialnbrldge's old stand, Cor. COAL autl WEST STS., and offers to the publlo the finest line of GROCERIES, FLOUR, FEED! Provisions, Fish and Oysters, Green and nmoaeu jiam auu r iitcn. j SCHOOL BOOKS. The place to buy your school books cheap is Also Hchnlar's Companions, Hook Htraps, Uchool Hugs, Tuuiets, eio. liveryining auu niiytliing rrquirea in scuooi. Hlales, penalls, etc., sold re , lull and wholesale. Books Suilablo for East and West JIalianoyTwp. Don't forget the plaoe If you wish to save money. ZMI. IMIIEjIIjIjIEjT; CHA3. T. RICE'S OLD STAND. 22 East Centre St., Shenanooah. A Wretched Custom. Como. now. what infernal barbarity is this, leaving a clothesline out after darkl A great deal of funny comment has been made upon tho custom by thoughtless people, but it is a most serious matter, nml it is high tlino tho tomfoolery was abolished. Wo are just as ready as any body to bco tho funny sldo of a thing, but we have ceased to ohservo anything amusing in being unexpectedly BaWed across tho neck or rasped across tho lace by a clothesline It is timo thero was a legislative enactment to cither hang clotheslines Bixty feet abovo the earth or make leaving them out after nightfall a state prison offenso. It is a most In comprehensible fact that a clotheslino is always hung across tho garden path. If tho yard was ten miles sqtiaro and a path two feet wide crept along closo to tho fence, and tho woman had but eight feet of line, she would manago to cover tho path. Whether this is because she is perverso or cannot help it wo do not know. Wo only know that it is bo, and that It Is an appalling evil. No homo circlo is safe where this custom provails, It matters not how good nattired a man is, it matters not how carefully he has been educated, It matters not how lofty and noble aro his aspirations, the mo ment a clotheslino catches him under tho chin, especially if ho has a pan ot ashes in his arms, that moment ho sinks with awful velocity to the level of t brute, and proceeds to act out tho con ditions thereof nt once. In its proper place a clotheslino is a valuaolo com panion, hut across a path after dark it is simply a brutalizing force. Tho lfen. Tho quintessence of tho omnivorous is supposed to bo imaged in tho hog; but a hog is a Pcabody among animals along side of a hen. Hens aro by natnro mo nopolists. When tho subject of victuals is mentioned they aro evidently listen ing. Throw a handful of corn Into a ten aero lot and overy hen in tho inclo- sure will get a dab at it. Tho last hen on tho spot may not secure more than two kernels, but nothing in tho hen 8 appear ance will indicato that It will Bter. around with as much precision and grati' tndo as any in tho flock, and wear the most pensivo smile you ever saw. A hen will not eat everything it bees, but it will try to, and there isn't ono of them on the faco of this earth but that can tell you tho taste of everything it has seen within tho radius of a half mile of its house. It is only when a man has kicked at a hen and missed it that ho begins to under stand how thoroughly hollow and de ceitful this world is, and it is a marvel oii3 fact in connection with this that he will miss the hen if ho does kick at it, and misses it if ho don't. Untile, Sweet Koine. At a recent political caucus in Dan bury one of tho members was on tho floor lining ont a bold, aggressive pol icy for tho campaign, when a littlo boy pulled him by tho coat and Baid in quite audible tones: "Ma says that if you don't hurry home with them prunes She'll lock tho door an you'll have to sleep in tho street." "Gentlemen, said tho orator, picking up his hat, "I'll just step around among the peoplo to feel the public pulso, and will meet you on the gory field of bat tle." Then he hurried homo with the prunes. J. M. UAIIJiV CHAK&EOFBASE Tho livorv and undortakinir establish ment conductod by Evan J. Davis at the corner ol Lloyd and Jardin streets, has been removed on account ol his tncreating businc!B to the largo stablo formerly oo cupind by Frank Hess, on 1'ear alley, rear of U W, iseddall a lira s. hardware store. Air. Davies has built up a lariru business ana by strict alliwlion to the wants ol his rialronB expocts to increase it in his new quarters. Gentle, horses and Uuo buKgies and carriages to hiro at all time. Bpeciul attention given to tno Undertaking Department (YSTERS IN ALL STYLES COFFEE HOUSE, 32 N. Main St. Families supplied with raw ovstcrs bv the hundred. JIK3. FKltQUHON.l'rop.i TNSURANCE AGENTS. Good. JL i radical l ife, Endowment and IudtiMrial inMirauc Ageuis wunieu, 10 worK me uesi rlan ever ottered: toid my: nolnmes. Ad- I dress I'hlladelphU Mutual l.lle In. Co., 7ili aud Chestnut His., Philadelphia, l'a, Ladies' Coats. Largest Line in the County. JN0. B. PRICE'S SONS yv A GOOD SHOE l'on VrV t!l 7R WfTRTTT fcO OR Repairing' Neatly Done -T T-C3 TVT 1 I . I J lV JV V V V I -NJ I Common Sense Shoe Store, 110 South Main St., Shenandoah. THE ' 3SSPIK.IT Q ! WluU Wns, Vliat In, nml ' What Ih to Conic. Tho curtain Is lifted, reveal ing the secrets of that debat able land between matter and spirit. The Espirito Santo I (Ih'c Unknown World) Seems almost within our grasp, and Bcleutiflo mind strives to comprehend Just where this boulerland lies. AS AN AMUSEMENT it is unri valed, for ItcomniaudB that resptctful attention that Its merits as aroveuler of men's minds demand. CAM. AND BISK IX. s SALLIE SENIOR'S! Latest Styles IN Fall and Winter Millinery. N. MAIN ST., SHENANDOAH. A FINE SHOW If you want to Bee a fine display of Boots and W, S, SNYDER'S Boot and Shoe Store, (Mas teller's old stand,) Corner Coal nml Jnrcllu BtH. Custom Worlc and RcpniriUK Done In the bestityle. JOHN H. EVANS' SALOON, dG E. CENTRE BT., SHENANDOAH FRESH BEER. PORTER, ALE. Finest brands of olirnrs always on hand. Tiie uosi iimipernuco uriDKH. FIRE INSURANCE. Largest and oldest reliable purely cash com panies represented vy 720 S. 'Jardin St., Shenanooah.Pa. Has removed to Bill Jones' old stana 17 SOUTH MAIN STREET, Where he will be plcaedto meet the wants of his mends and the publlo In Everything in tho Drinking Line. CHRIS. BOSSLER'S SALOON AND RESTAURANT, 201 N. Mnln St., .Shenandoah, The Finest Slock of liters, Ales, Cigars, Etc. t r- CEl 45. a CENTS for n window shade with Irluire, others for 65c, C5o anil up. Khades made t Btorea and iirlvato dwel- IiiKS. A new lot of Blind- lngfl and fringes to mutch. G. X). IFliaiBZE'S Carpet Store, 10 Sooth Jardin St, near Centre i na inaana V pain "WANTS, &o. Advertuieme nta tn Ihln column, not erreeilina 5 tinr , 6'c. for one insertion; 75e. tor two: 31 for three; one week, J1.60; two weeks, ti; one inontn, 9J. TT KENT.-Store and dwelling, villi stable, ou Eait Cool Btrcet, ntnr iitain, lor leni to irood Tnr!v. Antilr to Jonathan Rogers, 229 west Coal street, or nt IlKBAIjD ottice. 10 H-2W I - TUn BA 1 I'j, A Iarce "Moraine X Light" double heater. Unliable fir a store, or dwelling. Amilv to 11. A. Hwalm ' I far 1 Bouth Main 81 ret t. 10-13.tr SALE No. 31 South 31 South Main street, next door to the First National Bank Inquire oi M.I'.Conry. 10-21-lw FARMS FOR SALE. Areyou look ing lor a farm? If so cnll on or write) to J. J. Kebler, Frnckvllle, Fa as to where the; are located and for terms. 8-22-tf T?01l SALE. A store room arid I? dwelling On East Centre street. Good reason for selling. Terms reasonable. Ap ply at J. It. Oyle's ofllce. o sa-lm 170 R RENT. -A six-roomed dwell XVlng house on Centre street abnvo Whl'c. Apply to U.C. Knight, of F, E. Magarele, 11 jsasi ueniro street. 10 Z7-2W FOR SALE. A nice 28 acre farm lor sale. Hlx mile? from Hhenandnnh. lleaullftiliv situated ou a imbue, road uood dwelling. Good barn. Fruit trtes beginning to bear. All young. Hplendld stream cit water runulng through the the land. This Is a good chHnce for a man who wants a small farm. Inquire of Jn ttB G. lluttou, post omce nunai. g, room u. v-u u TDROI'OSALS.- X : received a' the Schuylkill County Alms house for fumlshlue 151 tons of cheHlnut.CI tonsofstovo and 15 tons of egg coal.uuill noon of Mouday,N'ovembcr2d, lbill, coal to he delivered ou Almshouse sldlijg ucarKchuyl- WIljljlAM bEimNUEK, TIIOH J. TItACKV, 1IAKHY II. McQINNIH, lloatd ol Poor Directors. AMUSEMENTS. JjlKK.CiUhON'H rilEAXltU. T. J. FERGUSON, HAHAUKH. FRIDAY, OCTOBER 30, '91 AI. G. FIELD & CO.'S 1 Famus Minsela A refined and elegant presentation of legiti mate minsii eiky oy a moaci company, ore 33. XsxrOTrxs, Th Arodal wonder, first American appear ance. The three kings or music, llrst Amorl can appearance K111ULK, kuu and sword manipulator ine mignam ramuy 01 live people, medieval musicians. A Matchless Mllilary Hand, and a clatslo orchestra of 18 emlneut nololrts The biggest and best traveling-on their own train ol palace cars. Grand Coneertnnd Street Varailo at 11. 0 a. m. each day, J. W. Vogle, Manager 3?riooB, d S3, nOnncl 75c SCHOPPB DANCING SCHOOL ! flobbins' Opera House, EVERY SATURDAY EVENING ! Commencing September 20. ORCHESTRA OF lo PIECES ADMISSION, 25 (1ENTS. nAKTIES In need ot of stove repairs V of any deicilpllou should call on me, as I keep constant! on hand a full supply. Buy the best range In the t marKet, fi EW f D It Is guar BROAD- lit' anteed tn do WAY. A perlectwork. As STOVE to the price, It will cult you. This excellent stove be bad only from MI. E. PRATT, TIN ROOFING, SPOUTING, R00F PAINTING promptly attended to. 73m 331 S. Jardin St., Shenandoah -FOtt- SHERIFF, BENJ, J, SMITH PKESENT UEI'UTV. DO YOU WANT A GOOD FIT ? and well made, fashionable clothesf If so, call on w. or. Jacobs Fashionable Custom Tailor, 8 South Jardin Street, ShonaudoaU. Call and see Bam oles of the latest eoods and the styles. Good workmanship, promptness jokanoBk -T-A-ZECIE J It is notrcctssnry to go about It surreptitiously, as tlo the gamins in tho picture, if you would take a peep at our elegant display of tho latest novelties in dress goods, cloaks, wraps and rugs. self and visitor may fi eel V inspect the" to buy. We have Homeattraetlvo specialties this week iu the Hue of Dry Goods, Coats, Wraps, etc. PRICE'S Old Reliable Stand, 113 North Main Street, Shenandoah, Pa. A NT1QU1TY can be tolerated In almost any .1..-.- .... i . iu. i. r ..r the rest of tho body Is pretty sure to follow suit. Nobody but a millionaire or a genius canofford to wearanclent headgcar,and even they take a good many chances when they do It. It will cost you no moro to be up with the times than It will to be balfamllo behind them. Everything about our 51.60 hat is hand some but the price, and S1.50 for such a bateau scarcely be called unylhlnn but a ridiculously low figure. Tho same can be.saldof our 25c neckwear. Our line of gents' furnishing goods Is the lowest priced In the market. S, Main SI. SOANLAN Shenandoah A BIG DRIVE IN FURNITURE. We aro making a big drive in fur nlturo, but malicious desire la not its object. We desire to dispose of a large surplus stock, aud propose to give our patrons the benefit of some extraordl nary bargains. J. P. Williams & Bro. Soutli Dlnlii St., LEATHER and SHOE FINDINGS 3?. OT. CXjEZR,- Dealer In all kinds ot Shoemakers' : Supplies ! Laree and flrst-class Block. All Demands of the Trade Supplied 18 "W. CENTRE ST., Ferguson House building, SHENANDOAH, PA. WALL PAPER BARGAINS ! Largest andcucapest slock la town. Artistic Fainting, Graining and Decorating! J. P. CAKDEN, 10-a-Ora 231 W. Centre St., BUIiNANDOAII. Dark. PEEP!- Our Btore Is a little world's fair In It exhibition without beinir importuned With an surpassed assort- ment of Ready-Made Clothing- wo maintain an equal excel- ehco in Furnishing Goods. In tasty and correct things for under as well as outer wear we can always bo depended upon. Our handsome line ol com fortable Medium-weight Over coats iust tho thing for late Fall is made to fit tho buy er's pocket as well as his back. A. C. Yates & Co. Cor. 13th U Chestnut Sts, iicttt-nuitic ciotiiiiisr 111 IMiIluiIclplitn. Grand Opening! TAJjl. AND WIN TUB STVLES Ol? MILLINERY ELLA M. M'GINMSS' -No. aG East Centre St., Shenandoah, Pa. The finest and largest asortment In Uats, Bonnets and Caps at re markably low prices. Our line of . Children's Till M MED AND UN TIUMMED HATd Onjiiiot loo X3ciui.lloc3.. HEADQUARTERS FOR Pure Ice Cream ! BREAD AND CAKES, WHOLESALE and RETAIL, Orders promptly attended to. Particular aV tentlon paid to Halls, l'lculcs, Festivals, etc NOHTIt MAIN BTHEET, Near Corner of Lloyd, SHENANDOAH, PENNA Nowly Refilled and Renovated. TONSORIAL? PARLORS ! Hair Cutting and Jair Dressing I SHAMrOOINO, ETC., BY E. G. J. WADLINGER, Under 1'ostofflce Building, Main and Oak Sts., Shenandoah. Srnot and cold baths, route, prompt and careful attention. Q M.JIAMIIiTON.M.D., PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, Offloo-M West Lloyd Street, Bhenandoah uuu mir privcs.