EAA a REE ER « Cn Pa) p HEADACHE Take NEURALGIA ONE “Dr. Miles’ Anti] Pain Pills have been used Dy me for rhow- matic pains, besdache} ond pain in back sad aides, and in every . case they gave perfect] ° ° astisfection.” Pain is Heary Courme, ; Booasoa, N. 7. AND THE PAINS OF RHEUMATISM and SCIATICA 25 Doses 25 Cents Your Druggist sells Dr. Miles’ Andi-Pain Pills end be is authorized to return the price of the first package (only) If it fails 10 benefit you CROWN MUTUAL FRE Zt INSURANCE COMPANY & Somerset, Pa. H. L. SIPE, President. E. BE. PRITTS, Treas. R.S. MEYERS, Sec. DIRECTORS: il. L. Sipe, Somerset, J. W. Barkley, Bakersville, W. H. Fritz, Garrett, J. G. Emert, Somerset, J. C. Liphart, Casselman, C. C. Sehmucker, Boswell, H. L. Walker, Berlin, G. L. Dobson, Stoystown, F. G. Fryburg, Hooversville, A. G. Bantley, Windber, C. A. Phillips, Meyersdale A Safe Home Company. Write to the Secretary, R.S. MEYERS, BERLIN, PA. rOR FILES USE BASNETT'S OINTMENT It is a reliable Ointment. It re- lieves quickly; it is easy to use. It is pleasant to use. It is a. splendid remedy for Croup, Bronchitis, Sore Throat, Catarrh, Cold Sores, Headaches, Bites and and Stings of insects. No other ointment, no other powder or no other remedy of any kind is so highly recommended by those who have used the different treatments, and by those who are thoroughly familiar with BASNETT’S OINTMENT. PRICE 25 CENTS. For sale by all druggists. WNDGR HO1E W.T. BRUBAKER, Manager. Aidwoy Between Broad Siree! Station and Reading Terminal, on Filbert Siregl. EUROPEAN, $1.00 PER DAY AND UP. AMERICAN, $2.50 PER DAY AND UP. E@F-The only moderate-priced hotel of reputation and consequence in PHILADELPHIA. Baltimore & Ohio R. R. SCHEDULE IN EFFECT NOV. 22, 1908. MEYERSDALE. EAST BOUND. No. 48—Daily Nera . 10:55 a. m. No. 6—Daily Mail. . 11:24 a. m. No. 14—Daily Mail. .. 4:50 p. m. No. 56—Daily exceptSunday..... 6:50 p. m. No. 208—Daily from Johnstown.. 7:05 p. m. No. 12—Duquesne Mail........... 9:20 p. m. WEST BOUND. No. 11—Daily Duquesne Mail. . 5:44 a. m. No. 207—Daily to Johnstown..... 6:30 a. m. No. 67—Daily ar Sunday.. 7:47 a. m. No. 15—Daily M Suns areas nnn 2:46 p. m. No. 49—-Dally...... ...... vorrei. 4:34 p. m. No. Dally Mail. ..c.ove.c ones 6:36 p. m. All of the above trains stop at Meyersdale. JOLEYSHONEY~~TAR Cures Golds; Prevents Pneumonia R.E.MEYERS, Attorney-at-Liaw, SOM®RSET, PA. Office in Court House. WwW. H. KOONTZ. J. G.0OGLE KOONTZ & OGLE Attorneys-At-IL.aw, SOMERSET, PENN’A ofMceopposite Court House. DR.PETER L. SWANK, Physician and Surgeon, ELK LICK, PA. Successor to Dr. E. H. Perry. BERKEY & SHAVER, Attorneys-at-Liaw, SOMERSET, PA. Coffroth & Ruppel Building. ERNEST 0. KOOSER, Attorney-At-L.aw, SOMERSET, PA. E.C.SAYLOR, D. D. 8, SALISBURY, PA. Office Corner Union St. and Smith Aves Special attention given to the preserva- tion of the natural teeth. Artificial sets in- serted in the best possible manner. RE P.L. LIVENGOOD, Notary Public. Star Office, Salisbury Pa. VOUCHERS. AGREEMENTS, WILLS, ETC., CAREFULLY ATTENDED TO. : 8 AT T 5 DEEDS, MORTGAGES, PENSION ® : E : Special Attention to Claims, Collections ® 2 and Marriage License Applications. 2 2 FULL LINE OF LEGAL BLANKS 5 : ALWAYS ON HAND. 2 8 RR A RE Piles or Smiles? A POSITIVE GUARANTEE to immediately relieve and ultimately cure with DR. HEBRAS UNGOID the most wonderful scientific discove fodern times for the severest cases of Itc! i Eczema, Tetter, eum, fig Mon Barber’s Itch, etc. This highly medi- cated antiseptic Salve kills ne germs, re- moves the trouble and heals the irritation permanently. Absolute satisfaction guar- anteed or Honey I refund Price 50 cts. at Druggists, or mailed. Trial sample 2 hi to cover mailing. THE 6. C. BITTNER CO., Toledo, Ohio. IS BEAUTY WORTH YOUR WHILE ? Viola Cream positively eradicates freckles, moles, black ase g blotched, and oily AS skin to the freshness and delicacy of youth. There is no substitute for this superior harm- less preparation. The life secret of the world’s ereatest Skin Specialist. At all Druggists or ailed for 50 cents, Special proposition and de to Beauty on request. 1a Skin Soap—best for toilet, nursery and a lin, uy te 25 ee 1: Tt ‘COo.., Toledo,Ohio. LE A Rd. A Joy That’s what the superb Pittsburg Visible Typewriter is, and it doesn’t cost a small fortune, either, as some do that are not nearly as up-to-date. None Beiter At Any Price The Pittsburg Visible is practic- ally fool-proof, and just a lit- tle better than necessary. For sale at THE STAR offie. Al- so typewriter paper and car- bon paper. Prices fair. DeVWitt’s Kidney and Bladder Pills FOR BACKACHE Pinesalve Acts like a poultice. Good Carbolized family salve. FOLEYSHONEY~~TAR for children; safe, sure. No opiates DR.KING'S NEW DISCOVERY Will Surely Stop That Cough. THE CHILDREN LIKE IT | KENNEDY'S LAXATIVE FOLEYSHONEYA~TAR | | COUGH SYRUP stops theo cough and heals lungs | ‘daughter. NOVEL USE FOR SCISSORS. Popular for Carving Because They Cut Meat, Gristle and Bone. “lI thought I knew all about scis- sors,” said the man. “I had seen tailors’ scissors for cutting heavy cloth, dressmakers’ scissors for cutting flim- sy fabrics and lace, and still other scissors for cutting paper, fingernails, grapevines, all kinds of metals and even for shearing sheep; but in spite of that wide knowledge of scissors I was puzzled when | saw the large, peculiarly shaped pair of scissors ly- ing in the showcase. “ ‘What are these scissors for? 1 asked the clerk. a “‘Carving meat,’ he said. with scissors o: this kind carving becomes mere child's play.” “‘l never saw anybody use thém,’ said 1. “ ‘Nobody doe. use them, said the clerk. ‘That is. only a very few. In Europe carving scissors are popular because they cut right through meat, gristle, bone and all, but it takes a little practice to learn to manipulate the things and nobody in this coun- try has patience enough for that.” A Large Order. The painter of portraits shook his head, but his visitor's jaw was firmly set. “Why can’t you paint my fa- ther’s portrait?” he persisted. “Be- cause I have rothing to go by,” said the painter. “You say you havé ne photograph or even tintype of the old gentleman.” “How -about that picture of the prophet Elijah?” asked the visitor. “You say you painted that.” “Yes, but that is purely imaginary,” exclaimed the artist, patiently. “Well, see here,” said the man, “the prophet Elijah’ ben dead hundreds of years, and father’s only been dead thirty. Now if you can imagine Eli- jah so well, -~7hy not try your hand on more modern folks? Father was six foot tall, and had a prominent fore- head, a big nose, and a kind of a smil- ing mouth. Ncw if you can paint something that looks like him, I'm willing to pay well for it uk The *.me of Wealth. Lucas Cleve, the novelist, told this story: An old nurse had a very pretty The girl met a millionaire broker at Broadstairs one week end. The man propored and they were mar- ried. An excellent match. Lucas Cleeve saw the mother a short time after the wedding. “Molly has acne well hasn't she?” she said. “She has that ma'am’ said the old woman. “Her husband is very rich isn’t he?” “Rich! Save us yes. Ye should see ma'am, Moll’s brougham, her coachman and footman, her motor car, and her diamonds and pearls. Oh, sne lives .igh. Quite like the nobility and gentry, ma’am. Why, she strips for dinner.” An Illinois Optimist. Don’t kick because you have to but- ton your wife's w ist. Be glad your wife has . waist and doubly glad you have a wife to button a waist for. Some men’s wives have no waists to button. Some men’s wives waists have no button on to button. Souie men’s wives who have waists with buttons on to button don’t eare a continental whether they are button- ed or not. Some men don’t have any wives with waists with buttons @¥ to button any more than a rabbit.—La- con Journal. - British Soldiers’ New Outfit An Aldershot correspondent writes: An important change is now being made in the infantryman’s equipment. The old outfit is being superseded by the new “web equipment,” which is sure to be heartily welcomed by the men. A great improvement has been effected in the distribution of weight. In marching order neither the handol- ler nor the haversack strap is worn, so the chest is left quite free and breathing is made easie.. When in fighting kit nothing that is not essen- ial to action will be carried, but the pandolier wil have to be added. Cement-Protected Iron. The use of cement to protect iron is not a new invention. At Brest the iemolition of subaqueous construc- tions has brought to light iron bars which were thus covered, and which have remained in perfect condition for 100 years. At Rochelle a bride erect- >d in the 15th century was found to ontain cement-protected iron, and ‘he metal had not suffered from the effects of moisture. Indian Philosophy. Quanah Parker, a Comanche chief, recently visited an ice plant in an Ok- lahoma town. He was much interest- ed in everything pertaining to the plant. After he had been shown throughout the building, he remarked: “White man smart. White man heap smart. White man smarter than God. God make ice in winter; white man make ice in summer.” “Aint He Cute?” Recently a little Hoosier boy was taken to visit his aunt in the city, and, on seeing the parquet fl ors for the first time, was heard to exclaim, “Oh, mamma, look at auntie’s patent-leath- 12 er carpets! Etiquette a la Mode. Augustus—Hullo, 61d man; how are | you, and how are your people, and all that sort of silly rot?-—London Globe. Public Schools and Their Cost. The public schools cost roughly three hundred millions a year.—Sat- urday Evening Post. SO MISCHIEVOUS, EEA / Tr diner A SS Sali i fs NARS es Ale ah il [y ; N ATA A hw 1 “4 4 A Aa Ho ET: ; Willie, with a keg of nalls, Threw the engine off the rails. The train went crash! The steam went fizz! 4 Willie's grandpa said, ‘‘Gee-whiz!” HAD NO CHANCE. First Tramp—What did Sleeper die of? Second Tramp—Starvation. He read in a doctor's book that .. mustn’t eat when your tired. young EQUIVOCAL. Friend—Did he like your work. Artist—I don’t know. He said I ought to send it to the comic papers. IN EVERY SENSE. De Hitt—This ron. De Witt—That accounts for its looking rusty. suits wears like CORRECTLY SIZED UP. First Salesman (in hotel lobby)— Jones of Winterset Avenue is sim- ply beneath contempt. Second Salesman—That’s so; 1 was unable to sell him anything either, O For Dyspepsia dol and Indigestion If you Suffer from Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Gas on the Stomach, Belching, Sour Stomach, Heart-burn, etc., a little Kodol will Relieve you almost Instantly XKodol supplies the same digestive juices that are found in a healthy stomach. Being a liquid, it starts digestion at once. Kodol not only digests your food but helps you enjoy every mouthful you eat. You need a sufficient amount of good, wholesome food to maintain strength and heaith. But, this food must be digested thoroughly, otherwise the pains of indigestion and dyspepsia are the result. When your stomach cannot do its work properly, take something to help your stomach. Kodol is the only thing that will give the stom- ach complete rest. Why? Because Kodol does the same work as a strong stomach, and does it in a natural way. oo don’t. neglect your stomach. t become a chronic dyspeptic. Do your stomach healthy and strong by taking a little Kodol. You don’t have to take Kodol all the time. You only take it when you need it. Kodol is perfectly harmless. Our Guarantee Go % O80 Jourd druggist today and get a dol« lar bot Then after you have used the entire contents of the bottle if you can at it has nos done you an return the bottle to a tion or delay. A an then pay the drug- gist. Don't hesita all dru pire our guarantee Arh This offer ap- slaife bottle only and to but one n a family. haa as much as the fifty cent bottle. Kodol is prepared at the laborator- ies of E. C. DeWitt & Co., Chicago. FOR SALE BY E. H. MILLER, ELK LICK, PA. large bottle Contains 285 R. REICH & SON, The Leading Furniture Dealers of Somerset County, are showing the largest and best assortment of Furniture, Car- pets, Lace Curtains, China, Bric-a-Brac, Lamps, Carpet Sweepers and Sewing Machines. Everything in the House-Furnishing Line, among which you will find some articles suitable useful gifts for Christmas or New Year. R. REICH & SON, MEYERSDALE, PA. RR LC) Does your back ache? Is your skin leathery and yellow. Is your uriue murky? These symptoms are sure signs of the dreaded kidney trouble. Nine out of ten persons have kidney They don’t always have it bad. That's why they trouble. [e) 7 neglect it. The kidneys have few nerves. They are ailing a long Bn! May before the terrible pain begins. In fact, kidney trouble may be well advanced before you feel it. That is why it is so necessary to notice the slightest irregularity. — anything is wrong with your kidneys it should be attended to at on: Don’t take strong, ch drugs. They are dangerous. You will be perfectly safe and sure of a permanent cure by taking VE TX TE This great home remedy cures VER & BLOOD SYRUP kidney trouble by removing the cause and driving the inflammation and the disease out of the affected organs. All Dealers Sell 50c. and $1.00 Bottles. THACHER MEDICINE CO., Chattanooga, Tenn. THE HOME MODEL WASHER contains new features wortny of your consideration. The tub is made of The inside is cor- provement. You should know all about it. The shaft and agitator are all connected er in a way so there is no lost motion. and is By can be set rE long or short leverage and to tu handle d downward so the operator can be Send for circular which hows a and explains all the features. teed. Manufactured by WM. Ss. MILLER, - Meyersdale, Pa. BALTIMORE & Onin RR R. SPRIN TOURS TO WASHINGTON AND BALTIMORE APRIL 19 AND MAY 6, 1909. ROUND TR1P $5.70 from MEYERSDALF., Tick-ts Valid on all Regular Trains, and Good Returning 10 Days, Including Date of Sale. As a specinl feature in connection with above tours, provision is made for HOTEL and SIGHT-SEEING accommodation with transpor- tation. Tickets, including meals en route and five days’ board at hotel in Washington, can be obtained from company’s ticket agent on pay- ment of $18.60 in addition to railroad rates quoted. Complete and detailed information furnished on application to ticket agents. C. W. BASSETT, General Passenger Agent, Baltimore, Md. C. W. ALLEN, Traveling Passenger Agent, Connellsville, Pa. PEP Tio Couch Syrup that| rids the system of a a by acting as a cathartic on bowels is BEES LAXATIVE COUGH SYRUP Bees is the original laxative cough syrup, contains no opiates, gently moves the | bowels, carrying the cold off through the | patural channels, Guaranteed to give satisfaction or money refunded. SOLD BY E. H. MILLER. EL ECTR ic HE nor <1 FoR BITTERS AND KIDNEYS. Dr. P. Fahmey's AMOUS FAMILY REMEDIES Constantly on hand and for sale by 3. A. Bea, EI Lek, Po, These celebrated remedies consist of Dr. Fahrney’s famous Blood Vitalizer, Stomach Vigor and Oleum. 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