ERSET,/PA. - J. G.0GLE } AW o - SET, PENN’A geon,- LK LIok, Pa. ° ~ AW, - MERSET, PA. WwW, RSET, PA. Smith Ave. he preserva- - ficial sets in- 1ner. AL, CTIONEER. § Sales, Live Istate. . 'ION SCHOOL. action guar- \LE, PA. KE, nG, NNA. rm— p * w » -ogressive rting ts did effort NG"— id to any ENS ARMS Chicopee 8S, upon t of price. cover edi- d 20 cents; ound book | 1 30 cents. ‘Written orand pub- lished by VENS '00L CO. ox 4099 ‘alls, Mass. — [ogi ANT! dysters, Ice s, ete. ‘eals—Beef- usage, Hot at All Ao | Groceries, ars, ete. ons, and we. . are of your OTHERS, ISBURY, PA. s INT | = it. It re- y to use. medy for Throat, eadaches, nsects. - no other dy of any endedbyf different ose who iar withf§ NT. S. yists. (CURE ler Right . - = SE a HR . BAAR ~ 1 A Fable For Critics _ at the close of the school, and SALISBURY. ELK LICK POSTOFFICE. PA. THURSDAY, DECEMBER 10. 1908. NO. 18. Once there was an Ox. could pull a big load. He never balked, but always liked to go straight ahead. But the Ox had enemies. There was the Flea and his whole big Family. “We don’t care whether this Ox and his Folks. “All we want is some of his blood.” Where- pestered the Ox and gave him 2 upon the Fleas eternally 2 That Tired Feeling. Then there was the Tom Cat and his brothers-—the selload ..0..0..8..0 4 He was a fine, hefty Ox. He travels or not,” said the Flea Doubting Thomases. pestered Finally the Ox, § the Felines and the Fistes, 4, stopped and lay down on his job, and there was no more going forward for him. KEY TO THE SITUATION: The town is the Ox. The Fleas and the Felines and the Fistes are those citizens who criticise every progressive movement and do every- petty ways to make the Ox quit pulling in- the right direction. thing they can in their MORAL: Give the Ox a chance holler, “Git up!” “We don’t know whether this Ox is going the right way or not,” said the Thomases. “Anyhow, we'll scratch his back for him.” Whereupon the Felines jumped on the back of the Ox and scratched him for fair, which made the Ox ex- ceedingly sorrowful. Then there was the Fiste Pup and his Fellow Fistes—a whole litter of Fistes. “We don’t care how slow the Ox goes,” said the Fistes; “tho slower the merrier for us. All we want is to lag behind him and bite his Tail.” Whereupon the Fistes snapped con- tinually at the Tail of the Ox, which gave the Ox a mighty mournfulness. constantly with the Fleas and got to looking sickly. He ToGo cfocfoefectocfofocfofodiefootoctoctiosioofocoatioaoclooode Bo Bot BB 8 5 2 8 8 2 8 5 & Co CC eter Tr pret toot to boofeo foo fofocfoofoffofeofosocforfe sfocfook ¢ to pull. Everybody FodfsocfoeRosfoeRocRoci ioe Bu SL EE EB RE A A ER An OOOO 000 0 00% Ee JERR TTT TTR RR ERR TT FLIP EP BIR + | Waar President Eliot had to say | does more to stir up the devil in a man about the injury done to child labor by the union rules regulating labor, ought to have the attention of the unions. It is the fact that under the system the children are largely cut off from learning a trade, in consequence of the unions’ jealousy of the apprentices. This, in turn, leads to the demand for trade schools at the public expense. If boys are going to learn trades, they must be given an opportunity some- how, and all the unions cannot prevent it.—Fitchburg (Mass.) Sentine]. We hold it to be a self-evident fact that no school is doing its duty when it trains not its pupils in the art of composition and voice culture in the way of public speaking and reading. These very requirements are to be met invari- ably on entering higher courses or training than our public school, and it is unjust to make. such a demand, and neglect the training for it until the Eleventh hour. The demand is all right, but the neglecting of early train- ing for.it .is absolutely wrong. It should begin in the lowest grade by leading the child to express inits own language a description of what it sees, and continued in every department, and most thoroughly drilled through- out the highest grade. THE rods of rancid rot daily printed in the big city papers about the vulgar rich, their sayings and doings; their comings and goings; what they eat and how they eat it; what they drink and how much of it; what they wear. and how, when and where they wear its minute write-ups, with pictorial illus- trations of every-dud worn by brain- less wemen, full description of every garment, including the embroidered and hemstitched clothes prepared be- forehand for the unborn brats—all their fulsome, nauseous stuff drooled out daily in the big papers, by the | column and by the whole page—a sort | of gross pandering to riches—a servile worship of snobacracy;a putting of the forehead to the ground when the money moloch passes down the street, | than all else combined. This sort of man worship may go all right in coun- | tries where one man is acknowledged to be better than another, but it will | never go in this land of the free and | the home of the brave; and the sooner | the big papers let up on this daily | flouting of money in the faces of decent | people, the quicker all sorts of devil- | ishness will cease to be a menace to our government. — ee. | THE two arguments most relied up- | on by license advocates are that the no-license law is broken, and that the city gets a large sum of money from {those receiving licenses in license years. If the idea of the license men that a law that is Lroken, as the no- license law is broken, should be re- pealed, should prevail, there would be no saloons under the license part of the law. In.a recent address, John T, Shea. of Cambridge, gave figures "to show the effect of no-license upon the finances of Cambridge, which has been a no-license city for 23 years, He said that the taxes on the increase in prop- erty valuation in 10 years under no- license over the increase in valuation in 10 license years yielded four times the amount in taxes that would have been derived from liquor licenses in that time. The average tax rate in 10 no-license years was $15.71 cents, and the average rate in 10 license years, $16.45. Mr, Shea said that President Eliot, of Harvard College, once opposed to no-license, was now in favor of it and had said that it was of great ad- vantage that Harvard University was situated in a no-license city. Gov. Russell, once opposed to no-license, came out strongly in favor of no- license in an inaugural address when he was elected ‘mayor of Cambridge after that city had been under the no- license regime three years.—Fitchburg | (Mass.) Sentinel. OLD PAPERS for sale at Tur Sran office. They are just the thing for pantry shelves, wrapping paper and | cartridge paper for the miners. Five cents buys a large roll of them. tf OFFICIAL DIRECTORY. Below will be found the names of the various county and district officials. Unless: otherwise indicated, their ad- dresses are Somerset, Pa. President Judge—Francis J. Kooser. Member ot Congress—A. F. Cooper, Uniontown, Pa. . ; State Senator—William C. Miller, Bedford, Pa. Members of Assembly—J. W. Ends- ley, Somerfield; A. W. Knepper. Sherif —William C. Begley. Prothonotary—Charles C. Shafer. Register—Charles F. Cook. Recorder—John R. Boose. Clerk of Courts—Milton H. Fike. Treasurer—Peter Hoffman. District Attorney—John 8S. Miller. Coroner—Dr. C. L. Friedline, Stoys- town. Commissioners—Josiah Specht, Kant- ner; Charles F. Zimmerman Stoys- town, Robert Augustine, Somerfield. Solicitors—Berkey & Shaver. Jury Commissioners—George Schrock, Joseph B. Miller. Directors, of the Poor—1J. F. Reiman, William Brant and William W. Baker. Attorney for Directors, H. F. Yost; clerk, C. L. Shaver. Superintendent Seibert. Chairmen Political Organizations— Jonas M. Cook, Republican; Alex B. Grof, Democratic; Fred Groff, Berlin, Prohibition. tf. J. of Schools—D. W. SAFE-GUARDING MARRIAGE. “It is entirely .too easy for young persons to get married. Secret mar- riages ought to be forbidden. Many unfortunate and unhappy marriages could be prevented and much sorrow and grief avoided if young people would take their parents into their con- fidence and let them know their in- tentions before entering into marriage alliance. The proclamation of the mar- riage bans as practiced in the Catholic church is a commendable custom. It ought to be the law of the land that all persons intended to be wedded should be required to make their intentions publicly known to their friends and neighbors at least thirty days before the ceremony is performed. The fre- quency of divorce is lamented, and there is a call for more stringent laws on the subject. But in our opinion the place to begin is at the fontal source of married life. Let marriage be properly guarded, and many divorces will be prevented and much distress preclud- ed,” says the Somerset Classis Visitor, a paper published in the interest of the Reformed church. Tt.ere is much truth in the foregoing remarks, also some inane rot. That it is too easy for young folks to get married, no reasonable person will dispute. And one of the reasons that it is too easy is because there is a very large number of small-souled, insignifi- cant preachers of little ability and less conscience who are constantly on the lookout for fees. They are willing to marry any person from the youth in knee pants and the lass is short skirts to the old, tottering couple with a foot or two in the grave and minds in the dotage stage. To them it matters not what the circumstances, conditions and probable outcome of a proposed wedding may be, so long as they get the customary fee for “saying the words.” : It is a well-known fact that for years there has existed a veritable “under- ground railway” system leading from Somerset county, Pa., to Cumberland, Md., operated expressly for the con- venience of youthful run-away couples seeking. to get married, and managed by a set of conscienceless vagabond preachers who are out for the fees, re- gardless of results. It is said upon good authority that some of the prin- cipal offenders in this respect have even gone so far as to offer a rake-off from their fees to news agents and other trainmen to direct such couples to those ministerial dens of infamy where few questions are asked and all couples are welcome. These strictures are not aimed at the many able, conscientious clergymen who are in the ministry from honest motives and a desire to do the greatest possible good to humanity, but at the charlatan, fee-grabbing class of mere pretenders in the pulpit, the class which is a disgrace to the profession and a menace to society, and which, we regret to say, is entirely too large. We do not agree with the Classis Visitor that secret marriages should be forbidden, although in the great majority of cases we can see no good reason why a marriage should be per- formed in strict secrecy. However, if people of full age and understanding prefer to be married secretly, it ought to be their right to do so. The proclamation of the marriage commencing January 11, 1909. bans as practiced in the Catholic church is a thing that we take no stock in. Marriage is a civil contract and ought to be a strictly personal affair, safe-guarded, of course, by prudent logan ristions. The church, in our opinionyhas no right to meddle in the properly personal affairs of its members, and the’matter of getting married is, or at least ought to be, a personal affair for those of full age and sound mind, when safe-guarded by proper legisla- tion of the various commonwealths. If the laws were so amended as to take a sterner and firmer hold on mat- ters matrimonial, and the church had a good deal less to do with marriages, we think it would be infinitely better all around. The Classis Visitor’s suggestion of a law that would require all persons in- tending to get married to make their intentions publicly known to their friends and neighbors at least 50 days before the ceremony is to be perform- ed, is such inane rot as to be unworthy of the least consideration of any law- making body. Many a good match has been broken off by the lying tongues of, neighbors. We know of more than one instance where a very good man and an equally good woman were betrothed and after- wards became estranged to one another by the lying, slanderous tongues of jealous and malicious neighbors. Many proposed marriages which would have been ideal ones if realized, have been nipped in the bud by the neigh- bors learning of them in advance. A law that would compel the publi- cation of your matrimonial intentions to the neighbors, would furnish much gossip for the sewing societies and other character-ripping institutions, but we do not see the need of such a law. : We do, however, need more stringent laws to safe-guard marriage. On that’ we all agree. As most contracts made by minors are null and void in law, we can see no reason why a marriage con- tract made by minors, without consent of parents or guardian, should not also be null and void. Furthermore, we believe that we should have a law making it a duty of constables to make a return of all unlawful marriages, and that all such offenders should be compelled to suffer the same penalties inflicted upon couples who live togeth- er in open adultry. That would prac- tically - wipe out youthful runaway marriages. The law should also mete out severe punishment to the clergy- man or officer of the law who would dare to perform an unlawful marriage. It is true that the frequency of die vorce is a lamentable matter, but not nearly so lamentable as the many fool marriages that yoke people together for life who are not in the least adapted to each other. It must be an awful thing to be mismated, but it strikes us that it must be much more awful for a man and woman to coutinue to live to- gether, quarrel, fight and raise child- ren after they discover that they are mismated, and hence not fit to con- tinue the marital relations and rear a family. How is it possible for such a couple to develop their children into good men and good women? It is in- finitely better for society that such couples be speedily divorced. The matter of making it more difficult to obtain divorces, is a matter that can be easily overdone. But there is urgent need of legislation making it more dif- ficult for fools and children to get married. Not, however, by publishing matrimonial intentions to the neigh- bors. GUILTY OF COUNTERFEITING. Passing counterfeit money is no worse than substituting some unknown worthless remedy for Foley’s Honey and Tar, the great cough and cold remedy that cures the most obstinate coughs and heals the lungs. Elk Lick Pharmacy. E. H. Miller, proprietor. List of Cases for Special Civil Court. “A special term of court, for the {ital of civil cases, will be held the week The following cases have been set for trial: Coffroth & Ruppel vs. Dr. J. A. Louther. F. W. Beisecker vs. Dr. J. A. Louther. Annie E. Stoke vs. Babcock Lumber Company: Lavina Koontz vs. B. & O. Railroad Company. C. M. R. Boyts vs. E. H. Reid. C. M. R. Boyts vs. Connellsville & Ursina Coal and Coke Company. G. A. Dentzel vs. Island Park Asso- ciation. Demetrius Compton vs. Lee F. Hoff- man. Monumental - Automobile Company vs. T. W. Gurley. J. D. Mandevill, manager, vs. Josiah Specht. tig, Jr. John L. Dunn vs. Justus Volk. CAN THIS BE POSSIBLE? Whiskeyites Said to be Making Ef- forts to Have Bank Clerk Disecharg- ed for Working for Local Option. GRANTSVILLE, Mb., Dec. 7, 1908. Mz. P. L. LivENGooDp, EpITor STAR. De:r Sir: —We hear it noised about that there has been put forth an effort to have H. H. Baker discharged from the services of the Grantsville bank, and, it seems, all on account of the stand he took against the “booze devil.” Mr. Baker is an exemplary young man, and this procedure, in my opinion, would be an injustice to Mr. Baker and an injury to the aforesaid bank, for, suppose all those citizens who took the same stand on Election day that Mr. Baker took, ‘should withdraw their money from the bank the day that Baker is discharged. We understand that some of the short-sighted soreheads (noodleheads) have drawn out their paltry pennies since local option won out. Now, it is a poor rule that does not work two ways. If the directors and the president of the bank should be influenced by the booze element, which wants to act smart, the other people might turn the tables, and do their banking in another place. We know which side was in the ma- jority on Election day. We did bank- ing before there was a bank in Grants- ville. You ses the situation, and I hope you may have something to say of the injustice Mr. Baker’s enemies are seek- ing to do him. The foregoing letter is from an in- telligent and reputable citizen of Gar- rett county, and it shows how con- temptibly small and revengeful some people are. Things have indeed come to a pretty pass when a man can’t vote and work for the sentiments he be- lieves in without being made the vie- tim of persecution. But it shows to what depths of infamy the defenders of the liquor traffic will resort. Instead of accepting graciously the will of the majority of the voters, as all good citizens should do, some of the rum- soaked minious of mammon invariably resort to persecution, personal violence and the gratifying of their wrath by all the various ways at their command. And what for? . Merely to “get even,” as they think, with these who have not yet compromised with conscience or sold their souls to the devil. Personally we know nothing about the alleged efforts to have Bank Clerk Baker discharged, but if such effort has been or is yet being made, it is more than likely that those who have been reaping financial profit from the damnable, dirty liquor busi- ness are at the bottom of it. But if they succeed in bringing about the discharge of Mr. Baker for no other reason than that he voted and worked for local op- tion, then, indeed, are the officers and directors of the Grantsvilie bank made of poorer material than we judge them to be made of. The fact is that we have thus far believed the officers of the Grantsville bank to be men of good principle and fairness, and we shall believe nothing to the contrary, unless forced to do so by their own ac- tions, which we do not anticipate will ever come to pass. Henry Baker and Charles Younkin, we have been told all along, did yeo- man service for the Local Option cause at the late Grantsville election, and for that very thing they deserve and have the respect and honor of all good men who know them. The whiskeyites who are condemning them for coming out on the side of right, are doing a great deal more against themselves and the liquor traffic than they could possibly do in any other way. They are only helping to dig their own graves, as it were, by their efforts at persecution. But let them go ahead ; “let the galled jades wince; let them howl till the cows come home; let them rave, rant and roar; let thé pernicious, pestifer- ous, persimmon-pated pessimists pout or persecute, just as they prefer, but let them rest assured that all the devilment they can now devise will come back to haunt them in their dying moments. And, furthermore, the hand writing on the wall makes it plain that the booze business must go, and all the hordes of hell can’t stem the on-rushing tide that has set in all over the country to wipe out the greatest curse of the age. And all this shall come to pass be- cause these sayings are true, even as they are recorded in THE SoMERSET CouNTy STAR, the 15th volume and 48th number. The choir will now please put away its peanuts and sing that good old hymn— We rebels yet are much alive, W. B. Sembower vs. Samuel C. Fech- | And much we yet rebel Against the bar-room and the dive, Those agencies of hell. STRENUOUS “TEDDY.” Colored Preacher Has Strange Dream Coneerning Roosevelt. A colored yreacher whose name Tr STAR shall not disclose, recently ree lated a strange dream he had concern. ing President Roosevelt, and we’ll bet $10.00 that “Squire” Samuel Lowry wouldn’t be surprised if the dream should happen to come true. The dream, as related to a representative of THE STAR, runs as follows: “I done dremp, a few nights ago, dat I died an’ went to heben. As I stood jest inside de goldin gate, dar came a ‘rap, and Gawge Washington was ’nounced by St. Petah. “ ‘Let him come up an sit on mah right side,’ said de good Lawd, who wuz sittin’ on de throne. “Pretty soon dar wuz anothah rap: an’ Abraham Linkun wuz ’nounced by St. Petah. “‘Let him sit on mah lef’ side,’ said de Lawd. “Den dere came a most terriblesome knockin’ at de gate, an’ de angels all done shuck ap’ trembled. “St. Petah opened de gate kind o keeful like, an’ den he turned roun’, he did, an’ said to de Lawd in a kind ob skeery way, ‘you’ll hab to git down offen dat throne, Lawd, an’ give de latest arrival yo’ seat—it’s Mistah Roosevelt.’ ” —— MORAL SUASION. Moral suasion means coax me. “Coax me,” says the blear-eyed toper, whose family is destitute. “Yes, coax him,” says the saloon-keeper. “You have no right to prevent him from getting lig- uor,” even though it send him to the insane asylum or the poor house. “You have no right to prevent him from spending his own money as he pleases,” even though his children starve in consequence. “You have no right to keep him from the saloon,” even though he is becoming a vagrant and a vagabond by frequenting them. By so doing you interfere with his “per- sonal liberty.” Professional licentious- ness is what it js, and the sheep's clothing embodied in the name, “per- sonal liberty,” covers all of the liquor wolf but the teeth and claws. When the drunkard reaches a certain point in his downward career, the saloon- keeper turns him graciously over to the moral suasionist who takes him penniless, thriftless, coatless, and re- forms him. When he has ceased to be a “bum” and has become a man, when sobriety and industry have clothed him and furnished him with cash, the saloon again takes hold of him, and again lands him in the gutter, and over and over this operation is repeated, moral suasion taking those who are too low for even the saloons and set- ting them on their feet, only to have them again cast down by their old foe, the saloons. Is there any wonder the saloon-keepers are in favor of “moral suasion,” or that those who have studied intemperance in all its phases have no confidences in it as a permanent remedy? IF THIS IS TRUE. What are the duties of the law- making powers in national and state governments as set forth in the organ- ic law? They are: “We, the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense and promote the general welfare.” If this is true, then by what power of logic or common sense can the na- tonal, state or city governments li- cense or even permit that which is destructive of every principle of good government? Does the saloon help form a more perfect union? Does it help establish justice or insure domes- tic tranquility? Does it help to pro- vide for the .common defence? Does it help to promote the general wel- fare? To all of these questions an honest. public must say “No.” The saloon is the creator of misery and discontent; it is the hatchery of trea- son, the breeder of law-breakers, the destroyer of domestic tranquility. It does not help promote the general welfare, but it does destroy it. 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