eT, PA. G.OGLE PENN’A SET, PA. CT. PA. ith Ave. reserva- 1 sets in- ONEER. les, Live Le. SCHOOL. on guar- PA. B, fitted orged ol 2 these ins is Shot o-cent ake. NS OL CO. NT! ters, Ice te. ls—Beef- ge, Hot t All asl. roceries, 8, ete. 5, and we e of your HERS, BURY, PA, LR AY, GES by your ‘ments, e good of ther, rclosetcr rdrobe Set. 50 will sform the inary et where r visible, a spuce re order ails, and re you 8 ©» a glaren garment ired, THING Ce I ATE IT TON i tr — o> SR —— 3 The Somerset SALISBURY. ELK VOL. XIV. LICK POSTOFFICE. PA.. THURSDAY. NOVEMBER 5. 1908. =f ag _ ET Gomnty Star, NO. 13. | 4 G. O. P. Elephant too Swift for Democratic Donkey—The Doubtful States "Nearly All for Taft. . The Official Count Necessary to Determine "Result in Missouri and Maryland—The Lat- ter Considered Safe for Taft, While Mis- souri May Also be in the Taft Column. Taft's Victory Second Only to that of Roosevelt, and in Excess of Both of the McKinley Victories Over Bryan---Electoral Vote Will be About 309, and Popular Majority Over 1,000,000---Not Enough of Democracy Left to Hold an Inquest Over. CONGRESSMAN-ALLEN F. COOPER, * WHOSE SPLENDID CONGRESSIONAL RECORD Won Him His Fourta ELECTION BY AN OVERWHELMING MAJORITY. The battle of the ballots is over, the smoke has cleared away, and the Democratic party is so badly pulverized that it would re- quire a blotting pad to gather up the remains of the old worth- less thing. William Howard Taft has the honor of being elected President of the greatest nation on earth by one of the greatest majorities ever given to a candidate for that office. The victory shows that a preponderance of the American people are in favor of the Roosevelt policies, and the splendid victory is not only a great triumph for Taft, but equally a great victory for Roosevelt, and an endorsement of his splendidly aggressive and popular ad- ministration. The people have answered Mr. Bryan in thunder tones that they shall rule, and that they are not yet ready to trust a dema- gogue of his ilk, who is eager to stand for or endorse anything that will make him votes. A dangerous man is he whose strength is in his jaw alone, and the people have taken Mr. Bryan’s cor- rect measure. The complete official returns of all able information as we go to press, ‘wil ‘classify’ them about as follows: CARRIED BY TAFT. Our own congressional” district, as well as our county, piled up enormous Republican majorities. Congressman Allen F. Cooper has been re-elected by about 6,000 tlurality in the district. Old Somerset county has piled up be- tween 4,000 and 5,000 plurality for the entire Republican ticket. In our two home districts, there was a large Democratic gain over the vote of 1904, and aheavy slump in the Bocial- ist vote. Following are the Salis- bury and Elk Lick figures for compari- son for the heads of the tickets only: SALISBURY IN 1904. Roosevelt, Rep.,... «.............. 131 Parker, Dem... cocuvnsenn an, 41 Swallow, Pro.,...... cc. co cvivi vans 12 Debs, Boe.,.....0...c ous Biaiia 44 ELx Lick in 1904. Boosevelt ..........» ............ 187 Parker on... oan cain Se an 57 Swallow ....... oon i rs 4 Debs... ..............covv 0 un. 186 SALISBURY IN 1908. Taft, Rep. --.... Seether naa 109 Bryan, Pem,;.....................: 78 Chafin, Pro, ...... cc viv. in ds 10 DebE, 80C.,-c. .cvsiins un diinsiiin., 17 Evk Lick IN 1908 Taft... ee 203 Bryan ............ 0... 00 102 GChalin ............................ 4 Pebs.............o.....o....... 42 From the foregoing figures it is very evident that the “Red Flag Party” has about run its course in Salisbury and Elk Lick, even though the Debsites here were well organized and assisted at long range by a wild-eyed crank in California who formerly resided here. The dirty red rag published at Girard, Kansas, was sent free to scores of peo- ple in this vicinity, but it availed the Socialists nothing. It turned the most reasonable and intelligent of the so- cialistically inclined class of voters either to Taft or Bryan, and the Cali- fornia missionary was severely and frequently denounced during the cam- paign by many of those whom he tried to influence. Intelligent workingmen take no stock in fake reformers whose own irresponsible, contradictory and self-condemning seribblings give them dead away. It is a hopeful sign indeed when so many of the former Socialists of this vicinity openly denounce the “Red Flag Party” as have been heard condemning it during the campaign just ended, and casting aside with scorn the free “Appeal to Treason” sent to them from Girard, Kansas, and paid for by cranks who either have dull axes to grind, are after cheap notoriety, or are more or less “daffy.” The Republican victory of last Tues- day is a most glorious one, and already, since the result has been made kpown, there are unmistakable signs of return- the states, according to the bestobtain- ing prosperty inthe financial and in- dustrial circles. Another era of pros- perity is without a doubt about to be ush into existence as the result of Mr, Taft's election, and the people may well bé thankful that the Nebraska California. ........ 0.0 0. rh 0% 10 Conpecticut........................ 7 | dreatiter and business disturber failed Delaware. :.......oo iiss 3 | for w'third time to have his ambition Idabo........... eee ae 3 | rewareed with success. Ninols,....................0 v0; 27 y Maryland ................... 0. 0. 8 . MID YOUR BUSINESS! Indiana. :..0.... 5a. 0 Teele 15| If you don’t, nobody will. It is your Yowa...........c.0.00 nd 13 | business to keep out of all the trouble Kansas...............7 0. aa. 10 | you can, and you can and will keep out Maine, ..........c..ivneneiirinnn, 6 | of liver and bowel trouble if you take Massachusetts...................... 18 | Dr. King’s New Life Pills. . They keep Michigan....... Nee ET eNO 14 | biliousness, malaria and jaundice out Minnesota: .....F.... 0% 11 | of your system. 25c. at E. H. Miller's Montana. fx. ..........5... 3 | drug sfore. - *2.1 New -Hampshire................... 4 New Jersey... .....i...... ios. 12 AETER ELECTION NOTES. North Dakota... -................ 4| Aud the next day it rained. OBle... iu vi. ca ini 2| poe. De Lozier laughed, as usual. OFOgoN . ... lu icons nitritas vn 4 Te Pennsylvania ..... ................. 34| And italso snowed a little the next Rhode Island. ..... :..... 7... ... 4| day. South Dakota..................... 4 —_———————— Utah... con unin ni vents sees 3| Old Bill Bryan, will he now quit Yermont ................... ...... 4 | tryin’? West Virginia....:................. 7 ST er TE Washington. ....................... 5| The I-told-you-so man is as numer- Wisconsin ......... tv esrideer 13 | ous as ever. Wyoming .......co vi, 2 Wonder what, Squire” Lowry thinks Total, 309 | of “my policies” now. r Cased By Bazan. “Squire” Lowry’s imbecile letter in Alabama ..............i or on 11 the Pittsburg Post did it. Arkansas ................. 000 9 Colorado............,.. ol 000, 5 0 0 5| Wonder if Bryan could beat a yellow Florida =...................o,.:.... 5| dog, anyway? It’s doubtful. Georgia... ii. vik estas: 13 Rentneky.......:.............. 0. 13| And they called Ohio a doubtful Louisiana .................c..ouvone 9| state! Ha! ha! ha! ho! ho! ho! Missisgippl....... co 0... 10 =, Missouri................ XN aaa . 18 Say, “Brer” Likins, who got the har- Nevada -.................00..... 3 | poon in Salisbury last Tuesday? North Carson. .............1111]] 12| The landslide even moved Burges OkIaOmA... vo, vie ais 7| McKinley's fine Grant street business South Carolins.........\... ....... g | block. a Tennessee',......i:................ 12 It was clear awful, fellers, but the Texas. i fae Rade a a rE oh her 18 “Dems” wonld have been licked worse Virginia-. .o.o0i. cain. 00, . 12 yet, if Teddy would have been our can- Total, 174 | id8te: The Democrats, as usual, piled up their big majorities in September and October. The Republicans pile up theirs in November. RN Some of the Democrats evidently in- tend to skate up Salt river. Anyway we see lots of them with a “skate” on ever since the election. The Democrats in this borough se- lected Harry McCulloh’s old under- taking establishment for their head- quarters, Tuesday night. How ap- propriate! Likins claimed that more Republi- cans in Somerset county would vote for him than voted for Pete Livengood at last spring’s primary. What say you now, “Weary Willie?” The victors can afford to be generous, but the mean personal flings made at certain Republicans behind their backs, by arrogant and abusive Demo- crats, will not soon forgotten. be The editor of this paper has been ac- cused, by one W. M. Likins, of being tt e manager of Congressman Cooper's campaign in this county. If true, we have much reason to feel proud of the result. Yes, the Republicans were somewhat scared at ‘intervals during the cam- paign, but whenever the G. O. P. gets scared before the voting begins, the “Demmies” are sure to get an awful wallopping. The Democrats should quit their fool habit of trying to win on blow and bluster. It requires votes to elect presidents. Hot air is a failure, even though it emanates from the old Ne- braska windmill. Poor old Sam Gompers realizes about now that he does not own and control the labor vote after all, but we’d like to have the big wad of Democratic boodle he received for trying todeliver it in bulk to Bryan. To Wm. J. Bryan: Shall the people rule?. Well, we rather think they shall, and they have made an emphatic ruling three different times that Mr. Bryan should drop the erroneous idea that he is the people. Scat! Before the election, “Windy Bill” Likins had much to say concerning how enthusiastically he was received at the various places where he spoke. He ean now tell the readers of his paper how enthusiastically he was deceived The Pharisees who were crying out against Taft’s Feliglon on have been given | a fitting rebuke. Bigotry persecution have had their day, and the fellows who criticised Taft's religion have never had any genuine religion themselves. We congratulate good old Grantsville district on her rubstantial victory over the rum devil. Charley Bender can now go back to his old occupation of superintending Sunday schools. But he can never restore the lives that his hellish business has snuffed out. The Democrats made a big natural gain in Salisbury and Elk Lick over their vote of four years ago, and they actually persuaded a few former Re- publicans to vote their ticket. It’s a consolation to know that the Repub- licans have lots of votes to spare. The straight Prohibition vote in Salisbury was 10, but the gallant Col- onel Likins received 13. The extra three were cast by Roscoe Conklin Welfley and two other weaklings who thought they could defeat Cooper in this borough. Great is would-be Post- master Welfley. The big, fat, lazy Democratic slob in Grantsyville who reviled Taft through the Oakland papers on account of his religion, and signed his political scrib- blings “A Republican,” ean now go back to his former occupation of get- ting drunk and quoting Kippling’s and other poets’ productions in and about bar rooms. He didn’t fool many peo- ple, anyway. Republican county Chairman Cook depended solely on the Republican newspapers of the county to assist him in the work of the campaign just end- ed, and he has every reason to feel proud of the handsome majorities piled up for the whole Republican ticket. The day of the political fakir and leg-puller is past in Pennsylvania politics. The newspapers can dissemi- nate all the information that is neces- sery to enable voters to vote intelli- gently. The fellow who proclaimed in his store that Bryan was conceded by everybody, (“except by Pete Livengbod and a few such narrow-minded fel- lows”) to be one of the greatest states- men America ever produced, must have been wrong in his calculations. Pete is used to being stabbed in the back by people who are always friendly to his face, hence "he wasn’t as badly disgusted and offended as most of the people who heard the cowardly and ur- called for remark alluded to. The concession of the Pittsburg Post made this soon after the election that Taft has won out, is positive proof that the Post is no longer » very staunch Democratic organ. Most Democratic newspaper go on the theory thata political lie well stuck to is as good as the truth, and they seldom admit de- feat of a Democratic candidate for President much in advance of the time his successful rival is to be in- augurated, and especially has that policy been adheared to in years past by the Post. SoME of the whisky people are pre- dicting that the Rev. I. P. Young has played the deuce with himself by tak- ing a hand in the Grantsville local op- tion fight. *“He’s got some of his Grantsvile members down on him through it, and they’ll no longer help to pay his salary,” they say. What rot! Church members that are so infernally worthless as to get down on their pas- tor for using his influence against a great evil, are fit only for tinder for the devil’s tinderbox. Whisky church members bring reproach upon the Christian religion, and all such should be promptly fired out and hustled around to the left, among the goats, where they belong. Besides, a preach- er should not simply be a bread and butter preacher, and none should be willing to compromise with the rum devil by letting him alone in order to please liquor dealers, old soaks and worthless church members. It’s a preacher’s duty to try to eradicate evil wherever and whenever he can, and the preacher who fails to take a hand on the side of right when there is a great moral contest on band, is not fit to occupy the pulpit if he stands aloof for fear of offending some one or hav- ing to face a diminished salary. LL I RAW LUNGS. When the lungs are sore and in- flamed, the germs of pneumonia and consumption find lodgement and mul- tiply. Foley’s Honey and Tar kills the cough germs, cures the most ob- stinate racking cough, heals the lungs, and prevents serious results. The genuine is in the yellow package. Elk | 12-1 Lick Pharmacy, E. H, Miller, proprie- y and religious | tor. MAKE IT YOURSELF. Says Many Persons Here Can Be Made Happy Again By Using it. There is so much Rheumatism here in our neighborhood now that the fol- lowing advice will be highly appre- ciated by those who suffer: Get from any good pharmacy one- half ounce Fluid Extraet Dandelion, one ounce Compound Kargon, three ounces of Compound Syrup Sarsapa- rilla. Shake these well in a bottle and take in teaspoonful doses after each meal and at bedtime; also drink Plenty of good water. ¢ It is claimed that there are few vie- tims of this dread and torturous dis- ease who will fail to find ready relief in this simple home-made mixture, and in most cases a permanent cure is the result. : This simple recipe is said tostrength- en and cleanse the eliminative tissues of the Kidneys so that they can filter and strain from the blood and system the poisons, acids and waste matter, which cause not only Rheumatism, but numerous other diseases. Every man or woman here who feels that their kidneys are not healthy and active, or who suffers from any urinary trouble whatever, should not hesitate to make up this mixture, as it is certain to do much good, and may save you from much misery and suffering after while. Our home druggists say they will either supply the ingredients or mix the prescription ready to take if our readers ask them. “SHALL the people rule?” asked windy Billy B. “Oh, yes, they shall,” said sister Sal, “as you shall plainly see. They’ll always rule, you blatant fool, and they have ruled before. Not just perhaps as windy chaps like you would have them to, but they know their ‘biz,’ and to your quiz they’ll an- swer plain and true. They're ruling now, you old bow wow, and at ruling they’ll keep on, but just doggone if they’ll be pawned for all the likes of you. They’ll rule you out, you windy lout, and put you on the ice, for ’twill be nice to beat you thrice, and that’s juet what they’ll do.” And so ’twas done to the son-of-a-gun, and now he’ll quiet keep, and in the brine, Salt river’s brine, Bill Bryan’s buried deep. P. 8. There was more of this back, but just as our poetical editor was get- ting warmed up to his work, a blood- thirsty rebel shot him dead, and we about half believe it was a case of jus- tifiable homicide. Tre place that gives a man his living is entitled to his best efforts to ad- vance everything calculated to benefit the place and the community. No man has a right to live in a live town who seeks to enrich himself and not active- ly identify himself with its interests, To be classed as a drone, or chronic kicker and opposed to every measure believed to be for the good of the eciti- zens, is a stigma that should attach to no man in the corporation. The im- provements necessary to be made, and the manner of making them a monu- ment to the enterprise and intelligence of the citizens, is the duty each person owes to the place in which he lives, No man has a right to block legislation in his town simply because he is not personally benefited by the proposed improvements, or perchance may have to pay a little toward it, for in the end it will no doubt have proven a wise proceeding. Let all join in any move- m~nt calculated to better our little city. AND now let it be said, in all serious- ness, that it is time for the Democratic party to quit the nasty business of “throwing a scare” into the United States every four years. It is time for Democracy to turn its back once and forever on that prince of hypnotizers, the peerless charlatan of the Platte. He.has brought nothing but disaster to his party. Three times he has been repudiated by the American people at the polls. Is it not time, in all decency, to spew him out and be done with him? Let not this firebrand—this disturber of all the conventions, this man who threatens men, institutions, policies, courts and business—come again into position where he can cast his evil spell or test his sinister sway upon a peace- ful people. “God give us men” for president upon the Democratic ticket as well as upon the Republican tieket: but let no oily orator, fanatic or agita- tor use a great party for his personal asset or vex a great people with his fancied wrongs. WHEN A MAN TELLS YOU it does not pay to advertise, he is simply ad- mitting that he is conducting a busi- | ness that is not worth advertising, a business conducted byta man unfit to and a business which lveriised for sale. tt