Sas to RB TWILIGHY. The sunset jages and once again the hills st y, majestic and supreme, feuin tie ind half u al seem, And mystery the misty valley f Melodiously now the mountain rills Jnhe: urd by day, take up their lyric y, like voices heard in dream, n gato to the whippeoorwills. fl os the spirits of the dusk —Frank Demps shutes on their shadow - the wonder-fabric of the is but a whisper, sweet with fragrant lips of bud and wi isper—and the one word is De- Magazine. Sherman in Scribner’s oofeofedasfectonfeetortocfesfonfeciesfosfocioofecfeofesfoatecdoricofrt of Goefeeosfeck ofesfeode ferent facdectcfecfecforo feces funererfecieds Through Stress of Competition. Joreslvsionorgeocfosfeotonie fosfockedofeeds A strange atmosphere of matrimony | was approaching the village of Rug- glesbury. That is was compressed within an inadequately small space is true. The foremost van of Blinker’s World-Famed Circus held it. Yet the | vehicle lumbered none the quicker along the road for all the amoreus va- porings that floated within its paint- ed sides The ringmaster, the clown, and the gentleman who illustrated the baute ecole upon a coal-black steed sat there | Unmarried as were all three the disadvantages of | their bachelorhood had become acutely | in moody pensiveness. evident during a pause in a game of “nap.” Owing to a common dea arth of funds they had been playing perforce, for the empty glory of points alone It was perhaps this fact that caused their thoughts to stray in the direc- tion of deeper affairs. “Traveling about like this,” grum bled the clown, “don’t give no chan By the end of a week, when a girl's got so far as to realize that you've a heart under the paint, the orders is—up and away.” “It's gif 11 with me,” chevalier de I'haute eccle, “but 1 don't know as it’s any betier. It's my po- sition and appearance they've got to get over. It takes em a good week to | learn that I'm not affable in a—a ¢ togratic way.” “Same here,” ter, “exactly.” “What we want,” to go to work in a more business-like fashion. If we don't strike some idea for quick courtin’ like as not we shall go about the country single all our lives.” The ringmaster started up. “How about a beauty show?’ he ex- claimed. “Blinker would tumble to it if we had one at Rugglesbury. Good business for him it would be. The point is this, comnsociation prizes—you know—us.” The amazed look with which the oth- er two regarded him changed gradual- ly to one of fervent admiration. It was some while ere they spoke. When they did the ringmaster staggered be- neath an unwonted torrent of compli- ment. Then, laying their heads to- gether, they spoke in interjections that grew gradually more coherent. Thus the caravan rolled onwards outwardly much as usual. But in the first van was a whirlpool of ferment and of deliriously maturing plans. chimed in the ringmas- said the clown, ‘‘is * * * * It was a curious coincidence that pre- cisely at this period a corresponding desire should have entered the breast of one of the inhabitants of Ruggles- bury .itself. There could be no doubt that Job Yardsley, who kept the May- pole Inn, had no right to be a bache- lor. A ‘‘warm’” man, the master of a cosy home and of thirty acres of graz- ing land besides, ought to find some- thing better to do with his money than to spend it upon himself. Such was the female opinion of the village. Job was frankly callous. “If you were married, Job,” remark- ed his friend, Sam Evans, the day be- fore the arrival of Blinkers circus, “as likely as not you'd find more objick in life.” i Sam Evans was in the throes of bringing up nine children. Job Yards- ley gazed without interest across the bare parlor table. “So I've heard before,” he remarked. “Besides,” continued the other, “it ud be good for business. A nice, clean- looking woman always puts me in mind of good beer, clean tankards, an’ hbut- ter that’s fresh. I'll bet your takings would go up. Others feel the same way—that’s why.” A quick gleam entered Job's eye. It fell upon the untidy looking pou boy, then it wandered back to rest stealth- ily on the rim of his glass. “Ah” he observed, carelessly, “p’raps, or pr’aps the reverse.” Yet his mind grew strangely impreg- nated with the idea. Evans had sown a mightier seed than he knew. Its sproutings toward maturity engrossed Yardley to an unprofitable extent. On the next day a rustic in search of half a pint received its double and the cor- rect change for its half. Ere Job Yardsley could rectify the error the beer was in a haven whence no argu- ment could retrieve it. Sam Evans chanced to be in the | bar. “Ah,” he chuckled, “there’s only one reason for that way of goin’ on—that’s | love.” Job started. choose the girl. The cided him. It was ju that the Doster announcing eauty show at Blin er’s Circus came ning into his bar in the manner of the dawn of a new life. pitor this * 2 * * “Yes,” said Job later in the day, you might give it 1 as official. I'll take the winner of tt irst questions ¢ “Aren’t you chance?’ objects might be—well—an; prize—and uc s | for me. mused the |t Perhays it was. If so, | all that remained for him to do was to | vi coincidence de- |¢ Job Yardsley flung a knowing leer. “1t might,” he admitted, ‘and it | might not. I've made my inquiries, | Sam,” he continued, “no pigs in pokes Every girl in the place has en- tered. But there's only three as stands | a chance—Elizabeth Harmer, Jane As- | kew and Violet Budden.” Sam Evans pondered. “That's true,” he said, “1 spose | them three has the pick of Ruggles- | bury’s looks.” 0) hope it'll be Elizabeth Harmer,” said Job Yardsley. Elizabeth Harmer was the daughter of a dairyman, the reputed owner of | a nest-egg. The other two were the off- srig of the local carpenter and blacksmith respectively. “Whichever way it goes, asserted Saw Evans, ‘the advertisement for the Maypole will be first rate. As for let- folks know, you leave it to me, You couldn't have struck a bet- man for what 1 might call givin’ to you notion.” » » proved as good as his word. n Job Yardsley entered the cir- | cus tent upon the eventful evening of he beau competition the murmur | that was ng from the packed cir- cle died into sudden silence. As he eated himself ir at segment of the iers which, red-baize-covered, demand- the most expensive admittance, a vavering cheer from the opposite These being the lowest priced espoasible boyhood. hing chorus of a multitude of mothers with Sabbatically dressed daughters by their sides crushed the untimely demonstration. Job Yardsley gazed abeut him in gen- nine surprise. In whichever direction he turned a smail sea of faces lcoked into his own with a frankly interested stare. Jeb blew his nose. It seemed to him that the space that separated him from his neighbors was greater than that in other parts of the amphi- theatre. . * * * * When, upon the closing of the turn of the usual program, girls singly, in twos and in threes, shyly entered the ring in preparation for the contest Job’s heart beat perceptibly faster. A couple of score girls were there below —dark, fair, short, tall. One—he won- dered which—was destined to enter his life in the most intimate fashion. The judges entered. Job started a little as he observed them. He had ex- pected a more widely representative body. In consisted of Mr. Blinker him- self in a frock coat and white waist- coat, the ringmaster and the haute ecole rider, the two latter still in the pro- fessional splendor of the arena. After a pause a fourth figure hurried to join the group. He wore an olive-green cos- tume with gold-striped trousers. Job, gazing more intently, could perceive that it was the clown—unclowned. Blinker mounted one of the white painted pedestals that were wont to support the hoop-holders. The other three surrounded him, perched on less elevated structures. In another mo- ment the judging had begun. Job’s heart beat faster yet. He glanc- ed nervously at the four men. The is: sue was in their hands. And such an issue! Upon it depended his and the Maypole’s fate. He awoke to the fact that he was repeating an inane jingle —ZElizaketh, Jane, Violet; which? Elizabeth, Jane, Violet, which? He wiped a damp forehead. He found himself eagerly scanning the faces of the girls who, rejected and flushed, hurried back to their seats. With still greater anxiety his eye sought out those who remained. Their number had been weeded down to six. They stood in two groups of three. Job gazed upon the first three. He had not miscalculated. Elizabeth Har- mer, Jane Askew, and Violet Budden made up the trio. In the midst of his triumph ‘he knew a moment of anxiety. Elizabeth Harmer overcome at the last moment had stuffed her handkerchief into her mouth. She was concealing her chin. The ringmaster, the clown, and the haute ecole rider descending from their pedestals entered inte conversation with each of the three, pairing off one with each. Job noticed a startled look on the face of each of the girls. Then they began to giggle. The gallant per- looked perfectly at home. shout from 2 small boy among the lience broke silence. ‘What are you doin’ Magin?” i Job’s eyes turned upon the cther Magin, a snub- freckle-faced, prominent eared was the nearest t im. The e but little better favored. whether a “booby prize’ there, ming face that said Magin he A a temper. Farther discussion was arrested by ud call fo ence from Mr. Blink- A dead lance to rd Elizabeth Harmer and ed a last ym swell- | pretty they were. ed. Never before had he realized how As each listened to | a whispering cavalier a blush mantled six cheeks. Mr. Blinker, after clearing 1 3 throat, | began: “The judging being now concluded, ladies and gentlemen, it is my honor- able duty to present the valuable prizes. The first prize is here—you can see it for yourselves—a red and white striped blouse. The first prize, ladies and gentlemen, has been awardesd with one voice—in fact, I might say magpanimously—to,” here he raised his voice, “to one whom 1 will call the Belle of the Ring. The fortunate lady is Miss Sally Magin.” After a stunned moment of silence a roar went up that shook the canvas roof. But Job scarcely heard it. “He felt suddenly faint. His eye wandered from Sally Magin’s face, about thé ring, then back to Sally Magin’s face. She was smiling—directly at him. The drama of the moment had in- spired a gang of young men. Leaping into the arena they began to lead the prize-winner toward the spot where Job cowered. Blouse in hand she came, while the occupants of the cheaper seats rocked and swayed in open mirth. In the meanwhile the two girls who had stood at her side received a hair comb and a straw pin respectively. But the presentation was unnoticed. An- other shout went up as Sally Magin sank down by the side of Job. Job with deeply flushed face, sprang to his feet. Utter silence feil once more. Job wavered. The stupendous hush had unnerved him. He sank down, and the sinking sealed his fate. A minute later Sally’s arm was through his. Her eyes sought first the blouse and then Job, while the ¢rowd thundered acclamation. Only when it realized that Mr. Blinker had not com- pleted his announcements did the tur- moil cease. ‘ “We have now come, ladies and gen- tlemen,” he proceeded with a broad smile, “to a stage in the performance which is p’r’aps the most romantic that this palatial tent has ever seen. It is my pleasure to inform you that over and above the awards already present- ed, we have three consolation prizes. These, ladies, are the biggest on rec- ord. They consist of nothing less than these three bachelor gentlemen.” He indicated his fellow judges. ° ; At a sign from him each placed an arm about his companion’s waist. The hissing of a vast indrawn breath sound- ed from the assembly. ‘‘And you, gen- tlemen, it will interest you to hear that the ladies have accepted their prizes with the graciousness that marks their sex.” The hoarse protests of Elizabeth Harmer’s father were drowned in loud murmurings of amazement. The three blushing girls after a struggle with their countenances brought to each a smile that would have delighted a pho- tographer. The evidence of acquies- cence was convincing. Romance was in the air. Mr. Blinker prepared to step from his pedestal. “It only remains for me to say, la- dies and gentlemen, that Blinkers World-Famed Circus will remain here until the ceremony of marriage has been fully completed. The entire com- pany welcomes the charming Erides, and that concludes our entertainment tonight.” Job Yardsley found himself in the outer darkness with Sally Yes still upon his arm. : “It wasn’t bad, was it?” ve ventured, “for—tor a lark, you know?” Sally took a firmer: clutch of his arm. “It’s a lark that’s got a plain end- ing,” she said. “With all them wit- nesses I should think damages for breach ‘ud come to a bit more than the price of the Maypole.” “I wonder, I do wonder,” mused Job dully, “if they bothering circus people knew of my offer.” “Is it likely?” retorted his future wife with asperity.—W. H. Koebel, in the Tatler. A Pass to the Circus. Two attorneys, says the San Fran- cisco Chronicle, were recently taking a constitutional over the hills in the vicinity of the Mission Park site just before the Barmum & Bailey circus ar- rived. Pausing to view the circus grounds, they were promptly mistaken for circus magnates, and surrounded by a group of awe-struck gamins. Tak- ing the cue, the disciples of Blackstone discussed wisely the proper place for the elephants and the advisability of placing them at some distance from the tigers, and also bemoaned the recent death of two prize monkeys, et caetera. One of the gamins plucked up courage to ask for a pass, whereupon one of the lawyers, with a Carnegie-giving-a- library air, handed him the following: “Pass three hundred boys under twelve to menagerie and circus promptly at 2 p. m. Sunday. Bailey.” What hap- pened to the boy with the ticket at the hands of his two hundred and ninety- nine indignant friends near the gates of the circus promptly at 2 p. m., Sun- day is too painful to describe. Wcman Trained Nurse for Dogs. Probably the only woman trained nurse for dogs in New York ‘is a mighty clever young woman employed in the d hospital, where are treated the precious pets of the most fashion- able people in New York. She is an adept in the care of dogs, having raised them and been familiar with their care since childhood. She! is devoted to the canine family and | eems to possess intuitive knowledge regarding dog temperament. She often has as many as dogs to care 100 sick carry out the doctor's orders ex- trained nurse would do for atients. for. . IL is her duty.lo; e them their medicine and in other. MAUD OF THE MUCK RAKE. Maud Muller on a summer's day Raked the meadow sweet with hay. Her pa was not a man of wealth, All that she had was rugged health. Sighing, she said: ‘“Confound the lack, 1 think I'll go to raking muck.’ Because she toiled a wild unrest And an eager longing filled her breast. “Why should I have to work,” she cried, “While others scorn me in their pride? “With riches they have never earned Their backs on me are proudly turned. ‘The good Lord never planned things so, here’s something rotten here below. ‘““An Ida Tarbell I will be And whack the plutocrats,” said she. The judge appeared upon the scene, Bringing an odor of gasoline. He stopped to buzz the girl awhil She was hans and he rather liked her sty She knew that he possessed a wad, He thought: “How sweet a name 1s Maud.’ He spoke of railroad stocks he had, The maiden listened and was glad. “In two years, if my luck is fair,” He said, “T’'ll be a millionaire. “I travel on passes through the lan a—" Maud sw eetly said: { Oh, ain’ty that grand!’ ‘““As far as rebates go, I'll say That I regard them as O. K. “A block of Standard stock I claim— No matter how I got the same. “Now tell me, Maud, and tell me true, Don’t I look rather good to you? Her face against his breast she hid, And gladly answered that he did. Today she is the judge's wife, And lives in style, enjoying life. And oft she wonders in her pride Why people can’t be satisfied. “Why,” she complains, “do critics pitch So foolishly into the rich? +»!'Why do they ever scold or sigh Because the things they need are high? “Wise Providence has planned affairs. ‘We rich, alas, have many cares. “But while we nobly bear the strain, ‘Why should the ones below complain? “Of all wise words, the best by far Is: ‘Take things meekly as they are.’ ” go Herald The easiest way to reach the top is to get in on the ground floor.—Puck. “Crossed in love once more,” la- mented the Hellespont as Leander clambered up the bank.—Princeton Tiger. “My daughter,” said the father, ‘‘has always been accustomed to all the lux- uries of wealth.” ‘“Yees,” replied the count, bristling up. ‘‘Zat ees what 1 am.” Gentleman (getting into the car- riage): That tooth must come out to- day under any circumstances. Drive me to the nearest dentist—but go slow! —Fliegende Blatter. Mrs. de Fashion (to her new Chinese cook): “John, why do the Chinese bind the feet of their women?’ John: “So they not trotee ’round kitchen, and botheree cook.”’—Life. Milestone Mike—What sort ©’ insect would you like to be if you ’ad the chance, Sammie? Somnolent Sam— Why, one o’ them rare ‘uns wot they keeps, in aleohol.—Sketch. “You say the man is a liar. Can you prove it?” - “Well, I can prove that he was a member of the Senate when the Railroad Rate bill was under dis- cussion.”—Philadelphia Ledger. ““What I regard as most conspicuous about Georgie Gayson,” said Mrs. Old- castle, “is her naivete.” “Yes,” replied her hostess, “I wonder what made her get a red one?”’—Baltimore American. Then the Robber Ran.—Footpad: Money or your life!” Book Agent: Sorry I haven’t a copy of my life, sir; but let me show you the Life of George Washington, in full morocco.—Cricago News. “Does your congressman do much work?’ “We don’t expect him to work,” said Farmer Corntossel. “We jest hire him to take the blame when things don’t go to suit us.”—Washing- ton Star. Club Chatter.—The Old Soldier—Yes, sir, and-I can tell you that I’ve had six horses killed under me in war.” The Motorist—Pooh! that’s nothing. I’ve had a dozen pedestrians killed un- der me.—Pick-me-up. The Fiancee: “When a man accuses a woman of saying things that you know very well I never even thought, if he really was a man and had any respect for.me, you'd beg my pardon.” —Woman’s Home Companion. Infyriated motorist (to Waggoner, who has made him stop)—What the Dickens did you make me stop for? Your horse is not frightened? Wag- goner—Naw, she’s no fear. But I just didna want ma new hat tae be spoilt wi’ dust frae your auld rumbler!— Punch. . “How does Senator Catchit explain the provisions of that bill he intro- duced?” “*He disclaims all responsi- bility for it. He says in his bring about beneficial inadvertently his daughter's graduation essay.”’— Baltimore American. The low-browed party with a pistol haste to | legislation he | substituted for the bill} | were swarms of J but in one hand paused in front of the] pedestrian. “I'm goin’ to hold youse up,” he said. you, I'm sure, answered the pede: “I h-had a sinkir s-sensation ) when saw you approaching.”— Chicago Daily News. “T-that’s real k-kind of} BOTH FOUGHT THE SIOUX OLD INDIAN FIGHTERS WILL AGAIN SERVE TOGETHER. Gen. Bubb and Major Sibley Were With Crook in the Big Horn and Yellowstone Expeditions—The Sib- ley Scout’s Narrow Escape From Capture as He Tells of It. Brigadier General J. W. Bubb, who has been crdered to St. Paul to assume command of the Department of Dako- ta, and Major Frederick W. Sibley, the commanding officer of the Third Squad- ron of the Second Cavalry, now sta- tion at Fort Snelling, saw service to- gether against the Indians during the campaign of 1876 against the Sioux. Both were at the time young lieute- nants, General Bubb had been pro- moted from the ranks during his ser- vice in the civil war, while Major Sib- ley was then a young officer just out of West Point. They served through- out General Crook’s Big Horn and Yellowstone expeditions, and General Miles’s campaign through Montana— General Bubb with the Fourth Infan- try and Major Sibley, then, as now, with the Second Cavalry, says the St. Paul Pioneer Press. One little incident of Lieutenant Bubb’s bravery is related by the fa- mous war correspondent, afterward Congressman John F. Finerty, in his book, “Warpath and Bivouac, or the Conquest of the Sioux.” The incident occurred in Wyoming in May, 1876. It is thus deseribed by Mr. Finert) “Some officers informed us that the ferry between the camp and Fort Fet- tecman aad broken down, and that we could not get our mail or send dis- patches. The river at that point is so rapid and so full of whirlpools that few men care to swim it and most horses refiice to do so. A wagen driver,- together with a sergeant and two private scldiers of the Second Cavalry tried the experiment of swim- ming their horses over a few days be- fore and all were drowned. It was absolutely necessary for us to cross the river. “When we reached the ferry we found that it had been patched up in a tempcrary manner and concluded to go across. When near the Fetterman bank the rope broke, and we should have been swept down the stream at the imminent risk of drowning but for the heroism of Lieutenant and Com- missary Bubb, who plunged into the river on horseback, caught a cable which somebody threw toward him and towed us in safety to shore amid the plaudits of the spectators.” Gen. Bubb was engaged in nearly all of the celebrated engagements of that war. The “Sibley Scout,” is famous among Indian fighters as having one of the narrowest escapes from savages on record. It was in 1876 at the time of the Custer massacre, when Lieutenant Sibley was ordered out with twenty- five mounted men to look about the country and see what was going on. Frank Grouard, a half breed and chief of United States scouts, accompanied Sibley. The young officer was fresh from West Point and rather inexpe- rienced in frecmtier warfare, so cautious General Crook bade him heed the scout’s advice should emergency arise, and off the trooper started almost at the same hour when Custer, a hundred miles away, was being cut to pieces by the cutthroats of Sitting Bull. Mr. Finerty was also on this expe- dition. He tells first in his book of his meeting with Lieutenant Sibley and later has a page vortrait of Lieu- tenant Sibley and devotes a chapter to “The Sibley Scout—A Close Call.” In describing his introduction to Lieutenant Sibley he says: “Capt. Sutorius introduced me to two officers of the Second Cavalry, Captain Wells and Lieutenant Sibley. Lieutenant Sibley, with whose career I was destined to be linked under cir- cumstances which subsequently at- tracted the attention of the Continent, and which will long live in the tales and traditions of our regular army, was a young West Pointer, who had distinguished himself under General Reynolds in the attack upon and cap- ture of Crazy Horse on March 17 of that eventful year.” Joe De Barthe in his “Life and Adventures of Frank Grouard, Chief cof Scouts,” also has a full page portrait of Lieutenant Sibley and a chapter called “A Miraculous Es- cape,” describing the incident of which Major Sibley was the hero. The incident was as follows: The scouting party travelled two days without incident. As they neared the mountains Grouard, who always travel- led ahead of the soldiers, suddenly signalled to halt. Signs of Indians were seen. From an eminence com- manding a vast area of rolling coun- try little specks could be seen here and there. The glass proved that each speck was a squad of several Sioux in war costume. The specks began to concentrate. They moved toward the trail made by the troops, but without discovering it for a leng time. They were entirely ignorant cf the presence of the soldiers. Afier holding a pow- wow, one cf the Indians chanc ride toward the telitale trail. it and returned to the other waving his blanket and gesticulating. It then seemed to the young cavalry officer as though the Indians fairly sprang from the th in all directions to see what had been discovered. There happily they were miles away. Then began the race for } The horses w jitain. On were een sccasionally., | canons in the rear. The band had divided and v rying to head off the ! goldiers and s ind them. Sudden- e | iy as the soldiers ascended the sice of a gulch and gained a small platean, & party of redskins sprang at them, fir- ing their rifles and yeiling. The men scattered like sheep. Lieutenant Sib- ley ordered the men to fire even if they did not aim at the enemy, for a rifle made a noise like a cannon amid those hills. Finally the men got to- gether and Lieutenant Sibley ordered a retreat up a slope to a bit of wood- ed ground which protected them from the fire of the Indians. This was about nine o’cleck in the morning. Mr. Sib- ley describes the situation as follows: “The Indians began to gather about us more rapidly. he situation was growing more serious every minute. My men were doing good work with their rifles. It pleased me to see one man shoot a noted Sioux chief right through the heart. The old sinner never twitched a muscle after the lead hit him. We never knew how many we killed because when an Indian is shot! his comrades keep him out of sight. Well, we held them off for four hours, and they were four hours of hot work, I can tell you. My scout then told me that the Indians were on three sides of us. We had one chance left to retreat, and this chance was fast lessening because fresh Indians were coming.” Both Finerty and De Barthe relate the story with much more elaboration and both say that Lieutenant Sibley at first hesitated in taking to flight even under those circumstances, but Grouard convinced him that it meant a terrible death to all and no good could possibly come of it if they stayed. “I did not like to abandom our horses,” relates Major Sibley, “but it was that or die. So the retreat was ordered. 1 inspected each man per- sonally to see that his equipment was right, but owing to my inexperience and the excitement of the moment I forgot the rations. Only one man in the command took his rations. Only one man in the command took his ra- tions. It was an hour or so before the Indians discovered that we had fled. By that time we were up on the moun- tain in places so steep that one man had to help the other up. The horses could not follow us. So for the time being the Sioux would not strike us. Grouard took a mountain trail which we followed on foot for fifty hours witout a mouthful to eat. Such fear- fully vigorous exercise without food nearly killed us. “Toward the emi of this perilous march we all became so weakened that we marched for ten minutes and then would lie down and rest. Several of the most robust men became insane, and one or two never regained their wits. When we reached Crook’s camp I slept for twenty-four hours without waking, and during that time the camp was sharply attacked by Indians. Even the roar of musketry did not disturb my sleep in the least. Not a single man was lost on the trip.” Remarking on his experience of plains life, Major Sibley said that it seemed wonderful to him what re- markable instincts the halfbreed scout possessed. A scout had led him across a trackless waste on a dark night when the snow was falling and the wind blowing. The horses were con- tinually drifting to windward to get their faces away from the cutting blast There was not a landmark to guide the scout. Yet in the face of all these difficulties the scout would lead the troopers, after marching all night, to the exact spot from which they started. QUAINT AND CURIOUS. The coach in which the lord mayor of London rides on state occasions has been in use since 1757. An eagle swooped down and seized and carried away a 10-pound carp that a fisherman had just landed on the bank of the Kankakee river, near Glenwood, Ill. A trip from New York to Guayaquil by the way oi Cape Horn involves a sea voyage of 11,470 miles. When the Panama ‘canal is opened the voy- age will be shortened to 2864 miles. While a large bass was being pre- pared for cooking at a hotel in Lock Haven, Pa., a small devil fish was found imbedded in the fish. The “find” is being preserved in alcohol. A two-tailed calf was born in Law- rence county, Indiana, a few days ago. One of the tails sprang from the neck close to the left shoulder. The calf is well and seems in a fair way to live und grow. A large rat crept stealthily behind a robin on a street in Jersey Shore, Pa., caught the bird’s neck in its mouth and, despite the struggle of the bird, got it safely into its hole in the ground. Among the treasures of the Haps- hurgs in the Hofburg at Vienna is a ciumsy thimble, engraved “A. V. W., 1684.” It was fashioned of a silver coin by some ingenious Dutchman, who presented it to his lady love. In connection with the suggestion that the picture of John Paul Jones be put on a postage stamp, it is men- tioned that only two of our naval offi- cers have ever appeared on postage stamps. But this may be due to the fact that our naval men are so hard to lick. 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