The Somerset County star. (Salisbury [i.e. Elk Lick], Pa.) 1891-1929, June 28, 1906, Image 8

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THE TONIC ATMOSPHERE
of The oogs and Seip acts like magic on the tired,
man. Geta STEVENS and shoot straight
at ‘the ot object, be it Es or game. Equipped with our
make means bringing down the bird or beast and
pir Hs ori target sket:. Our line
RIFLES # PISTOLS # SHOTGUNS
Rifle Telescopes, Ete.
Ask yourdealerand insist ; Send 4c in stamps for 140
on the STEVENS. Ifyou | FEC (LCE, Vans Tne:
ot obiain our popular Profusely Illustrated, and
models, we ship direct, ontains points on Shoot-
express prepaid, upon | & ing, Ammunition, Proper
receipt of catalog price. | Care of Firearms, etc.
Beautiful tise cater Aluminum Hanger will be for-
ed for 10 cents in stamps.
J. STEVENS ARMS AND TOOL CO.,
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P. O. Box 4098
CHICOPEE FALLS, MASS. U.S. A.
Sewing
Machive
STANDARD GRAND. SWELL FRONT.
LOCK AND CHAIN STITCH.
TWO MACHINES IN ONE.
BALL BEARING STAND WHEEL.
We also manufacture sewing machines that
reta 12.00 u,
tal from $2.00. Notary runs as silent asthe
tick of a watch. as 800 stitches while
other machines make
y to our local dealer, or if there is no
2 in your town, address
THE
Standard Sewing Machine Co.,
CLEVELAND, OHIO.
REICH & PLOCK, AGENTR,
MEYERSDALE, PA.
Backache
Any person having backache,
kidney pains or bladder trouble
who will take two or three
Pine-ules upon retiring at night
shall be relieved before morning.
The medicinal virtues of the
crude gums and resins ob-
tained from the Native Pine
have been recognized by the medical pro-
fession for centuries. In Pine-ules we offer
all of the virtues of the Native Pine that
are of value in relieving all
Kidney and Bladder Troubles
Prepared by
PINE-ULE MEDICINE CO., CHICAGO
SOLD BY ELK LICK PHARMACY.
RH. coriGgIun
LAXATIVE COUCH SYR
Lary Yi 3
Wil IRL
Cures all Coughs 2d (1 coe Red
assists in expcliing :4 sc®1and the
Colds from the =
System by
gently moving
the bowels.gi~
A certain cure’gg
for croup and .
whooping-cough. jag
(Trade Mark Registered.)
KENNEDY'S © $ wim
HONEY =i
PREPARED AT THE LABORATORY OF
E. ©. DeWITT & CO., CHICAGO. U. 8. A.
SOLD BY E. H, MILLER.
KILL w= COUCH
ano CURE THe LUNGS
«= Dr. King’s
New Discovery
ONSUMPTION Price
FOR | oucHs and 50c&$1.00
OLDS Free Trial.
Burest and Quickest Cure for all
THROAT and LUNG TROUB-
LES, or MONEY BACK.
opp Early Risers
The famous little pills.
Shs Early Risers
The famous tre plils.
Nedol Dyspepsia Gure
Digests what you eat.
ell Coughs, ané expels Colds from
system by gently meviag the bowels.
en. s Laxative Honey and Tar
A Railroad Man's Writeup of a
Swell Wedding.
A country editor once employed a
railroad man to write up a swell wed-
ding for his paper. Following is the
writeup:
“Last week a large number of guests
were present at the residence of Col.
Jinglesex, to witness the marriage of
his lovely daughter to our esteemed
young fellow citizen Major Raoul Bap-
tist MecGilligan. Col. Jinglesex was
the general manager of the entire guest
system, and had his headquarters es-
tablished in the dining room, and only
left his post and the sideboard, where
the gentlemen were often sidetracked
for repairs, to go through the parlors
on a tour of inspection. Mrs. Col.
Jinglesex acted as superintendent and
yard-master, and most of the time was
employed in the kitchen, where she
had the supper courses made up and
saw that they left on schedule time.
The whole thing was a real ten-foot
driver, Miller platform affair, and will
long be remembered by those who
were fortunate enough to receive invi-
tations. A few moments before the ar-
rival of the preacher who was to pull
the bell cord for the matrimonial train,
old Col. Jinglesex left the sideboard
and started up grade with a heavy
load. The consequence was he slipped
an eccentric, and came into the parlor
running on one side, but was flagged
down in time to prevent him jamming
his headlight through a bay window.
The old gentleman, in stopping to fill
his tank so often, lost the right of way,
and did not witness the ceremony.
The bride was a slender beauty, and
her eyes were of a peculiar pea-blos-
som blue color, and when her lips
parted in a smile they looked like some
one had opened a red pocket-book.
She was dressed in a flowing robe of
yellow-tinted bobbinet muslin a la
ecru, looped up at the sides with a
Hungarian pompadour of blue grena-
dine and fuchus of Queen Anne gimp.
The dress was cut on an incline, forty-
cight degrees across the shoulders, and
curved around the left arm. The
bosom of the fair bride was covered
with a trestle work of Louis XIV lace,
and herj waist was ‘surfaced up’ and
‘filled in’ with artificial flowers, made
attractive by several narrow-gauge
short lines or red trimmings, which
skirted around and centered at a com-
mon terminal point on the crest of her
polonaise. Down on the front of the
robe was a midland route of antique
buff serge, intersected by numerous
feeders of costly fez merine.
The wedding was bon ton—every-
thing moved on. schedule time, and
along the whole line. not a ‘low joint’
o- high centre jolted the gentle glide
uf happiness.”
DE ADLY SERPENT | BITES
are as common in India as are stomach
and liver disorders with us. For the
latter, however, there is a sureremedy :
Klectric Bitters; the great restorative
medicine, of which S. A, Brown, of
Bennettsville, S. C., says: “They re-
stored my wife to perfect health, after
years of suffering with dyspepsia and a
chronically torpid liver.” Electric Bit-
ters cure chills and fever. malaria, bil-
iousness, lame back, kidney troubles
and bladder disorders. Sold on guar-
antee by E. H. Miller, druggist. Price
ae. 7-1
The Suspicious Prodigal.
The prodigal son sat down smilingly
at the table, remarking that it seemed
good to be at home once more. The
family, with one exception, replied
that it seemed good to see him there.
“What’s this,” he asked suspiciously,
“veal?”
“Yes” saidfhis father joyously, “that
is our fatted calf.”
The elder son sneered.
“No, no,” said the younger son with a
deprecating gesture, “no veal for me,
I worked for six months in a packing
house in the far country.”
“But thisimeatjawas raised on our
own farm, myfboy,” argued his father.
“I had it killed especially for you.
You may depend upon it that it is all
right.”
“I know $I know,” said the younger
son, “and Ijappreciate your anxiety to
provide the best for ‘me, but you see,
father, it is the idea that kills me. No
sir, no veal for yours prodigally. But I
would like a cup of tea and a sturdy
helping of the vegetables and green
truck.”
“That’s always the way with them
prodigals,” said the elder son, disgust
edly, to himself, “I wonder he didn’t
slap father over the jaw with that hunk
of veal Jjust to show his superiority to
the conventions. Well, it’s one of the
things I have to put up with in this in-
fernal hole. I’m tempted to start for
Denver tonight.”
But he thought better of it after din-
ner.— Minneapolis Journal.
THE WISDOM OF ANIMALS.
You cannot induce a lower animal to
eat heartily when not feeling well. A
sick dog starves himself, and gets well.
The stomach, once overworked, must
have rest the same as your feet or eyes.
You don’t have to starve to rest your
stomach. KODOL FOR DYSPEPSIA
takes up the work for your stomach,
digests what you eat and gives it a rest.
Pats it back in condition again. You
can’t feel good with a disordered stom-
ach. Try Kodol. Sold by E. H. Mil-
ler. 7-1
THAT AWFUL TERLEGRAN.
Mer Opinion of Him When She Read
the Contents.
“What is it, Mary?”
“It's a boy, mum, with a telegra
“A telegram? Oh, ask him if James
is killed!”
“He says he don’t know, mum.”
“Ask him what he does know about
5"
“He says all he knows about it 1g
that it is for you, and there's gixpence
to pay.”
“Oh, dear! Oh, dear! What shall I
do? Here, Mary; here's the purse. Pay
him whatever he asks. Oh, my poor
James! I knew something would, ‘hap-
pen to him before he went aw; “this
morning. Will they bring him he e in
an ambulance, Mary?”
“] s'pose so, mum. Maybe ‘you'd
better read the telegraft.”
“] can’t; I can’t. Oh, it serves me
right for not k.ssing him more than
three times when he left. And we've
been married such a short time, too!”
“Why dont you open the telegraft,
mum?”
“Well, I suppose I must; but, oh!
I can’t tell you how I dread it!”
And then she read the telegram:—
“Will bring friend home to dinner.
“James,”
“The heartless brute!” she exclaim-
ed.
No Place For Lawyers.
Many unkind things are said and
printed about members of the legal
profession, only a few of which are de-
served.
“Billy” Saunders is a natural born
wit. He is in his eightieth year, liv-
ing in New York, and is still work-
ing at his trade, painting. Om a recent
occasion ‘‘Bflly” and ome or two of
his mates were beautifying a lawyer's
office. The younger partner, thinking
to take a ‘rise” out of “Billy,” said, —
“l say, ‘Billy,’ did you ever know
of a painter going to heaven?”
“Yes,” said “Billy,” “I knew of one
once.”
“And do you think he stayed there?”
“Well, I did hear that they tried to
put him out.”
“And did they succeed?”
“No. According to the latest aec-
counts, they had not succeeded.”
“Why, how was that?”
“Well, sonny, it was this way. They
couldn’t find a lawyer in the place
to draw up the papers.”
Diplomacy,
Sunday passed, Tuesday rolled
around and stili his tall form did not
loom in the vestibule when the cuckoo
clock was sounding 8. Thursday he
came and the beautiful girl was burn-
ing with wrath.
“So this is the way you neglect me,"
she hissed. “What have you to say
for yourself? Why didn't you come?”
“I couldn’t, faltered the young man,
“I had the dyspepsia and the doctor
advised me not to come.”
“What? The doctor told you not to
come to see me because you had the
dyspepsia?”
“Well, he told me to keep away from
all sweets.”
The next moment she had him seated
on the parlor sofa telling him he was
the only young man in Chicago.—Chi-
cago News.
Disraeli and the Devil.
Shortly after his entrance into polit-
ical life Disraeli stood for a certain
Middlesex borough in the Conservative
interest. It was a ‘personally con-
ducted” canvass, and, amongothers,
the future Prime Minister soligited the
vote and interest of a well-to-do but
somewhat irascible farmer, who was
suppored to be rather doubtful in his
political convictions.
“Vote for you!” he shouted when
Mr. Disraeli made known the object
of his call, “Why,
devil sooner.”
“Ah, quite so!” said Mr. Disraeli,
suavely, “but in event of your friend
not standing, may I hope for your in-
terest?”
John and His Medicine.
A certain minister, while passing
down the street of a Scotch village,
ohserved one of his parishioners seat-
ed at his cottage door sipping his
broth. This appearing an unusual pro-
ceeding, he stopped and asked him
what was the matter.
“Oh,” replied John, “ the Chimley
is reeking a bit, so I cam’ outside to
sup ma broth! Ye had better gang
in and gie the missus a bit of advice
aboot it.”
The minister had scarcely opened
the door when a female voice exclaim-
ed,—
“Is that you again, you auld rascal?”
and the minister's hat was crushed ov-
er his eyes with a stool.
Without uttering a word the minis-
ter closed the door and, stepping up to
where John sat, said solemnly,—
“John, our chimney at home smokes
sometimes, too!” ?
Her Influence.
“Ah,” declared the man who had
risen from the ranks, ‘I love to recall
the days when as a lad I romped bare-
foot through the dew-covered grass.”
“Then you were compelled tO take
the Kneipp trea‘ment as a child?” in-
quired the pampered daughter of the
Four Hundred.
Non-Committal.
“Mamma, did you ever flirt when you
were a girl?”
“Yes, my dear, I did once.”
“And were you punished for it?”
“It led to my marriage with your
father.” —Translated for Tales from
Le Rire.
Just a Common Cael.
“They are evidently — asl wife.”
No} quite the contrary.”
“What?”
“They are woman and husbas®i®
I'd vote for the
Fourth
pace or trot.
BALL GAME
morning.
RACES:—Free-for-all, pace or trot.
at Younkin's
of July
=RACES==
at Falr Grounds,
MEYERSDALE, PA,
Wednesday,
Beginning at One P. M.
July 4th,
A good time is assured to all who attend.
2:39,
One-half mile running race.
Bicycle race, Foot race, Three-legged race,
Potato race, Sack race, greased pole, ete.
Music will be furnished by
BEAL MILITARY BAND
Come to Meyersdale and enjoy yourself.
Park in the
+ AND LVERL ™
C.W. STATLER, .- = Propristor
tween Salisbury and Meyersdale, connect- |
ing with trains east and west.
Schedule:
Hack No.1 leaves Salisbury at........
No.2leaves Meyersdateat............. 6P.M
el,at reasonable prices.
THE BEST BAKING
comes fromp Wagner’s Salisbury bakery.
Our Bread. Cakes, Pies, Buns, ete., can
always be had nice and fresh at
DeLozier's Grocery,
We also run a wagon for the conven-
ience of our patrons. Bread sold from
wagon at 4 cents per loaf.
M. A. Wagner, Prope.
DOWN BY THE CROSS ROADS
STORE.
BY HENRY EDWARD ROOD.
You can talk about yer Congressmen,
An’ Senators and such,
Debatin’ daown t’ Washin’tun
In a way to beat the Dutch;
Wavin’ their arms wild in the air,
An’ stampin’ on th’ floor—
But the place where things gits settled
is
EB Daown to the Crossroads store.
We gather there ‘most every night
When all the work is through,
An’ sorter glance the kentry o’er,
Takin’ a bird’s eye view
Of politics, diplomacy,
Religion, crops ; and soar
To patriotic heights—you bet !—
Daown to the Crossroads store.
Sometimes our argymints grow hot,
An’ Deekin Brown rips out
A good old cuss-word, like “Gol-darn
Whut Italy’s abaout?”
Then Gran’pop Whitejjjumps;ifrom his
cheer
REAn’ grabs an’ old axe-helve,
*‘By gum!” he squeaks, “that’s what we
done
Way back in Eighteen-twelve !”
You can believe the eagle screams,
An’ cannons crash an’ roar,
When we're settlin’ mighty questions
Daown to the Crossroads store.
~—Harper’s Magazine.
THE SALISBURY HACK LINE |
£& Two hacks daily, except Sunday, be- |
E@-First class rigs for all kinds of trav- |
Opposite Postofice.
N ew Firm!
G. G. De Lozier,
GROGER AND CONFEGTIONER.
| Having purchased the well known Jeffery
grocery opposite the postoffice,I want the
| public to know that I will add greatly to
| the stock and improve the store in every
way. Itis my aim to conduct a first class
grocery and confectionery store,and to give
Big Value For Cash.
I solicit a fair share of your patronage,
and I promise a square deal and courteous
treatment to all customers. My line will
consist of Staple and Fancy Groceries
Choice Confectionery, Country Produce,
Cigars, Tobacco, etc.
OPPOSITE POSTOFFICE,
SALISBURY, PA.
Hack No. 2 leaves Salisbury at........ : 5 4)
Returning, No I leaves Meyersdaleat] P.M
60 YEARS’
EXPERIENCE
YAIR
TrADE MARKS
DESIGNS
COPYRIGHTS &C.
Anyone sending a sketch and description may
Quickly ascertain our opinion free w othe i
invention is probably patentable. Sonn
tionss Fictly bonfidential. HANDBOOK on Patents
sent Oldest penay Sf for Focuriie atents,
Patents taken t! Mu & Co. receive
special notice, without charge, = hd
"Scientific American.
A handsomely illustrated weekly. Joost =
culation of any scientific 9 ournal. Ter
year; four months, $1. Sold by all Bn 0
MUNN & Co, ze 1eavar. New York
Branch Office. 625 F' 8t.. Washington. D. C.
BALTIMORE & (OHIO
LOW RATE TICKETS
ON SALE TO
ATLANTIC CITY
AND OTHER SEASHORE RESORTS,
June 28, July 12, 26, Aug. 9, 23, Sept. 6.
DENVER, COL.
ELKS’ CONVENTION—J uly 11. 12, 13.
LOS ANGELES, CAL.
NATIONAL BAPTIST CONVENTION,
Sept. 2-13.
MINNEAPOLIS, MINN,
G. A. R. ENCAMPMENT—August 10, 11, 12,
OMAHA, NEB.
BAPTIST YOUNG PEOPLES’ UNION,
July 9-11.
SAN FRANCISCO, CAL.
NATIONAL EDUCATIONAL ASSOCIATION,
June 24-July 6.
TORONTO, ONT.
ODD FELLOWS CONVENTION—Sept. 13-16.
For tickets and full information call on
or addressany Ticket Agent, Baltimore &
Ohio Railroad. 3-28
SLUNBAGO, SCIATICA
{NEURALGIA and
KIDNEY TROUBLE
blood, Aissolving the
stance and removing It from the system.
DR. 8. D. BLAND
~ ibe Ly
FREE
f you ares Juitering. with Rheumatism,
Neusalela EK fdney Frouble or any kin-
dred disease, write $0 us for a trial bottle
‘5-DROPS,” and test it yourself.
oF ao can be used any length of
time without peguisiol 8 ‘‘drug habit,”
as It is entirely free of opium. eocaine,
alcohol, danum, end other similar
fngredienta.
Large Size Bottle, “5.-DROPS” (860 Deses
$1.00, For Sale by ro )
SWANSON RHEUMATIC GURE COMPANY,
Dept. 80, 160 Lake Street, Chicago.
THE “HOME RULE?"
Oil and Gasoline Gan.
SAFE- GLEAN: NEAT-CONVENIENT.
SIZE, 5 GALS.
um and an
Taste i x return
the
close a
‘Hinged Cover
over the top and
are rain, dirt and
Syaporation tight.
Ideal Family Can
% and is needed in
8 every home where
Oll or Gasoline is
BE and f the an-
is the only}
that lea 4 and
waste contents.
This ythe
HOUSEKEEPER'S
FRIEND.
EVERY HOUSEWIFE SHOULD READ
The Joy of Home Making.”
Send to us for a free copy at once.
THE WINFIELD MANFS. CO0., Warren, 0.
DO NOT ACCEPT SUBSTITUTES.
TORNADO
Bug Destroyer
and Disinfectant.
An Exterminator
That Exterminates.
A Modern Scientific Praparation.
A Perfect Insectide,
Germicide and Deodorizer.
Will positively prevent
Contagious Diseasess
Positive Death to
Ail Insect Life
And their nits or money refunded.
Sold by all druggists or sent by mail,
TORNADO MFG. CO.,
Columbus, Ohio.
Price 25 Cents.
Fits the Lunch! Fits the Pocket !
THE IDEAL
FOLDING LUNCH BOX
presents 3 She end of possihnig. in a Lunch
De a © reason
i feature that a Lunch Box ¢an
sess, and has more than one valuable El
tage that no other lunch box ever had.
It is strong and durable, and will give years|
of continued service. It is convenient to
both in and out of use. It is attractive
in appearance, and because of its being used
for more purposes than one, is & great relief]
to sensitive Deapls who dislike he idea of
th a dinner basket.
e Ideal Lunch Box is so low in price
ae can afford to buy it. Can be aided
up in a moment to fit pocket, with no more
inconvenience than an ordinary pocketbook.
ROCHESTER LUNCH BOX MFG. CO.,
Cox Buliding, ROCHESTER, N. Y.
ssesses ped
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