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BERKEY & SHAVER,
Attorneys-at-Liaw,
SOMERSET, PA.
Joffroth & Ruppel Building.
ERNEST 0. KOOSER,
Attorney-At-Law,
SOMERSET, PA.
R. EF: MEYERS,
Attormney-at-Liaw,
SOMERSET, PA.
Office in Court House.
DISTRICT ATTORNEY.
A REFUGE IN DISASTER.
A fellow’s father knows a lot
Of office work and such,
But when it comes to things like what
A boy wants, he ain’t much;
For when it comes to cuts or warts
Or stone bruise on your toes,
A fellow’s father don’t know, but
A fellow’s mother knows.
A fellow’s father, he looks wise
And says: “A-hem! A-hem!”
But when it comes to cakes and pies
What does be know of them?
He knows the price of wheat and rye
W. H. KOONTZ.
KOONTZ & OGLE
Attorneys-At-Law,
SOMERSET, PENN’A
Office opposite Court House.
J. G. OGLE
And corn and oats, it’s true,
But if you got the leg ache, why,
He don’t know what to do.
And if you burned your back the time
That you went in to swim,
And want some stuff to heal it, why,
VIRGIL R. SAYLOR,
Attorney-at-Liaw,
SOMERSET, PA.
Office in Mammoth Block.
You never go to him,
Because he doesn’t know a thing
About such things as those,
But you just bet, and don’t forget,
A fellow’s mother knows.
E. H. PERRY, J
Physician and Surgeon,
SALISBURY, PENN’A.
Office corne:r Grant and Union Streets
B.& 0. R.R.SCHEDULE.
Summer Arrangement.—In Ef-
fect Sunday, May 21, 1905.
Under the new schedule there will be 14
daily passenger trains on the Pittsburg Di-
vision, due at Meyersdale as follows:
Hast Bound.
*No. 48—Accommodation........... 11:08 A. M
*No.. 6—Fast Line................... 11:30 A. M
*No. 14—Through train............. 4:54 P. M
+No. 16—Accommodation........... 5381 P.M
*No.12—Duquesne Limited........... 9:35 P. M
*No.208—Johnstown Accommo.......7:45 P. M
West Bound.
*No. 11—-Duquense................... 5:58 A. ME
+No. 13—Accommodation .......... §:18 A. M
*No. 16—Throughtrain............. 11:20 A. M
*No. §~Fast Line................... 4:28. M
*No. 49—Accommodation ........... 4:50P. M
*No.207—Johnstown Accommo...... 6:20 A. M
Ask telephone central for time of trains.
BEr=*Daily.
E@F=+Daily except Sunday.
W.D.STILWELL, Agent.
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No appetite, loss of strength, nervous-
ness, headache, constipation, bad breath,
general debility, sour risings, and catarrh
of the stomach are all due to indigestion.
Kodol cures indigestion. This new discov-
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and dyspepsia, but this famous remedy
cures all stomach troubles by cleansing,
purifying, sweetening and strengthening
the mucous membranes lining the stomach.
Mr. S. S. Ball, of Ravenswood, W, Va., says:—
‘* | was troubled with sour stomach for twenty years.
Kodol cured me and we are now using it in milk
for baby.”
Kodol Digests What You Eat.
Bottles only. $1.00 Size holding 2% times the trial
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Prepared by E. O. DeWITT & 00., CHICAGO.
SOLD BY B, H, MILLER,
And if your nose is sunburned till
It’s all peeled off, and you
Go to him for some healin’ stuff,
He don’t know what to do;
He’s just as helpless as can be,
But when a fellow goes
And asks his mother, why, you see.
A fellow’s mother knows.
A fellow’s father knows a lot,
But it ain’t any use,
So if a fellow’s really got
The leg ache or a bruise,
Or if there’s anything he wants
He gets right up and goes
And asks his mother, for, you see,
A fellow’s mother knows.
—New York Times.
A CURE-ALL.
Feelin’ pretty blue, you say?
Ha! ha! ba!
Things went wrong with you to-day?
Ha! ha! ha!
One would think, to see you frown,
All the troubles in the town
Clung to you and weighed you down.
Ha! ha! ha!
Come now, mister, don’t get mad,
Ha! ha! ha!
I ain’t laughin’ ‘cause yov’re sad,
Ha! ha! ha!
I’ve had troubles, too, to-day—
Bad as yours’ I'll bet—but say.
I’m a-drivin’ ’em away.
Ha! ha! ha!
Grandest tonic on this earth—
Ha! ha! ha!
Is a steady dose o’ mirth.
Ha! ha! ha!
Just you get a strangle-hold
On vour cares an’ knock ‘em cold
With a hearty, merry. old
“Ha! ha! ha!”
—Catholic Standard.
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HAD EM TO BURN.
Two strange women together rode,
Squeezed in the same car seat;
Old maid was one in stylish mode.
And one a widow neat.
Some forty years perhaps had flown,
Since theirs was life’s springtime;
Put neither had yet fully grown
Into the winter time.
The widow, thrice married. again
Taking the third’s remains,
On the express car of the train,
To crematory flames.
The spinster wept, her grief was deep,
The widow asked her why,
So small a thing should make her weep;
“It’s me that ought to ery.”
*I ean’t help weeping, neither can
The puzzling problem learn;
Why, I can never get a man,
While you have ’em to burn.”
—D. H. K., in Johnstown Tribune.
Censorship in Germany.
An American firm which spends a
million a year in telling the public of
i's health-giving medicine has been
told by Germany that if it advertises
any.more in that country it must con-
dense its announcements down to a
couple of inches. Recently these ad-
vertisers took a quarter of a single
column in a German newspaper.
A few days after the advertisement
appeared the publisher wrote to the ad-
vertisers, stating that he had been sum-
moned and fined for “bombastic” ad-
vertising. No other advertiser:occu-
pied more than one or two inches of
space, and one of the subscribers to the
newspapers informed the local police
that the quarter of a column—although
it set forth the yalue of the medicine
in terms of the strictest moderation—
was offensive and irritating to the
reader. The authorities did not in any
way question the efficacy of the medi-
cine; the sole objection was that an
advertisement that occupied so large a
space was offensive to the readers, and
Germany is extremely strict in its su-
pervision of advertising. A patent
medicine vendor is not permitted to
announce the disease his wares are in-
tended to cure. An asthma medicine,
for instance, must not be presented as
a remedy for the complaint. Only the
general effect it may have upon the
systemfcan be set forth, and the reader
must himself conclude for what par-
ticular ailment it is intended.—Adver-
tising, Chicago.
— tiptoe
& WEDDING Invitations at Ter
STAR office.
ceived.
Suggestion.
“Chicken soup, forsooth!”
the tragedian, with fine scorn.
“There's barely a suggestion of
chicken in it!” protested the ingenue
“Certainly no such suggestion as ¢
self-respecting artist may act on!’ ex
claimed the comedian, a sardonic
smile playing about his patriciar
mouth.
But the provincial boniface was ir
nowise depressed; these were by nc
means the first Thespians he had en
tertained.—Puck.
sneerec
Hushing Uncle Silas.
“I heard a good joke on you, Joe!"
“By cracky!” exclaimed Uncle Silas
“Well, jist cuz I seen somebody
eatin’ soup in a saloon I never lowed
it wuz a restaurant an’ went in an’ or
dered a piece o’ pumpkin pie,” retart
ed Joe sturdily.—Indianapolis Sun.
An ll Wind, Etc,
She—I saw you, sir, with that horrid
widow! And I shall send back your
presents at once.
ITe—Don’t send them to me—send
them to the widow.—Town Topics.
The Umbrella.
A man went into a hotel and left
his umbrella in the stand, with a card
bearing this inscription attached to it-
“This umbrella belongs to a man
who can deal a blow of 250 lbs, weight
I will be back in 10 min.”
On returning to seek his property
he found in its place a card thus in-
scribed:
“This card was left by a man whe
can run 12 mi. an hour. I shall not
return.”—Philadelphia I.edger.
Once Was Enough for Him.
Harskell—Mr. Hyler was at my
house last evening. An agreeable sort
of man. He incisted. in a gentleman:
ly way, upon my wife's playing ob
the piano.
Buckle—Oh, well, I wouldn't mind a
little thing like that; it is not likely
he'll ever do it again.—Boston Tran-
script,
Letting Him Down Easy.
“lI have a very unpleasant duty te
perform,” said the chief. “The mana-
agement desires to dispense with your
services.” :
The office boy heaved a deep sigh
of relief. “Gee!” he said, “I tought
for a minnit youse was goin’ to fire
me."—Cincinnati Commercial Tribune
: Not Really a Hero.
It is said that Lord Salisbury reso
lutely refused to tip his barber. He
was a great man and not devoid of
courage. But if we remember him
right he was mostly whiskers.—Cleve
land Plain Dealer.
It Might Have Been Worse.
Socrates was sipping the hemlock.
“It's pretty bad,” he acknowledged,
“but think what I have escaped. 1
might have been invited to a pink tea.”
Thankful that he was allowed a mild-
er form of torture, he passed away
with a happy smile.—Brooklyn Life.
The Cierk Changed His Mind.
Cholly—I beg of you to kindly send
some one to my room at once with
pitcher of water. .
Clerk—Can’t. Too busy.
Cholly—But, my dear sir, my room
is on fire,
Gone Before.
“Your money or your life!” crieé
the villain, as he held the revolver in
the victim's face.
“You'll have to take my money,”
answered the man, “my wife has a
mortgage on my life.”—Detroit Free
Press,
in Bohemia.
Spacer—Worrying over all your
debts? Pshaw! Now that Miss Rich:
popp has accepted you yeur future fie
attended to.
Scribbles—Y-yes; but I wish she
“paid on acceptance.”—Judge.
A Case in Point.
“I wonder what is meant by the
statement that ‘Nature equalizes
things?’
‘“Well, if Nature endows a& woman
with small feet it gives her a big
head.”—Philadelphia Ledger. :
Easy Money.
“The only easy money that I am
personally acquainted with,” remark
ed Old Amadee, “is the money that 1
spend. And then it's so blame easy it
makes my head swim.”
is
An Easy One.
Dashaway—You say you've
making love to that widow?
Cleverton—Yes.
“What did you do?”
‘“Nothing.”—Detroit Free Press.
been
No Amateur.
Mrs. Crawford—Is that an expert
enced girl you have?
Mrs. Osabshaw—Why, I should say
abp ip! This is the ninth place shes
Kg tis year —Judge.
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Sombluing shades of tan and brown with thr. ol
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OF THE SHOPPING AND
HOTEL DISTRICT.
THE DOWN TOWN TERMINAL AT FOOT OF
LIBERTY STREET
WILL BE CONTINUED AS HERETOFORE.
FERRY SERVICE TO AND FROM
SOUTH FERRY-WHITEHALL TERMINAL HAS
BEEN DISCONTINUED.
D. B. MARTIN,
7.97 Mgr. Passenger Traffic.
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Abraham Krygeman.......... Summit | Philadelphia at rate of one fare plus 50
Ida Grew C-eiras, oy Summit | cents for the round trip; and from
Franklin Lowdermilk. .Sellbysport, Md points 50 to 100 miles from Philadelphia
Maud Alice Collins............. Dumas the rate will b f
John Ringler...... ....... ..... Arrow S1€.311\ be one: Inte plas 41.00 for
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Clinton Bowman............. Boynton Tickets on sale September 16,17 and
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Clarence A. Mimmie. ...... Meyersdale | clusive.
Annie Beynon Siena Meyersdale From points more than 100 miles
Benjamin F. Bearl.. ./....... Summit from Philadelphia the rate will be one
May A. Miller vive aa senile Summit fare plas $1.00 for the round trip.
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Moggie Skupie. .... ......... Boswell Tickets on uals September 3% I end
Joseph A. Williams.......... Jefferson a . iL vo vepember o, ine
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Hiram Walter...... .. ...... Somerset | $100 to Joint Agent, extension of re-
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