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W. H. KOONTZ. J. G. OGLE
KOONTZ & OGLE
Attorneys-At-Law,
SOMERSET, PENNA
Office opposite Court House.
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ERNEST 0. KOOSER,
Attorney-At-L.aw,
SOMERSET, PA
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J. A. BERKEY
Attorney-at-Liaw,
SOMERSET, PA.
Coffroth & Ruppel Building.
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R. E. MEYERS, DISTRICT ATTORNEY.
Attorney-at-T.aw.
SOMERSET, PA.
Office in Court House.
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VIRGIL R. SAYLOR,
Attorney-at-I.aw.
SOMERSET, PA.
Office in Mammoth Block.
E. H. PERRY,
Physician
(Successor to Dr. A. F. Speicher.)
SALISBURY, PENNA.
and Surgeon,
Office corne1 Grant and Union Streets
B.& 0. R.R.SCHEDULE.
Winter Arrangement.—In Ef-
fect Sunday, Nov. 22, 1903.
jiUnder the new schedule the sre will be 10
daily passenger trains on the Pittsburg Di-
vision, due at Mey ersdale as follows:
Kast Bound.
No. 14—Accommodation ............
No. 6—Fast Line.......ccoveeeuncees
No. 4—Through train.............. 4
No. 16—Accommodation ............ 9:
No. 10—Night Express..........c...-
West Bound.
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BEKEZX
No. 11—Pittsburg Limited.......... 6:13 A.M
No. 18—Accommodation............ 8:42 A. M
No. 47—Throughtrain.............. 10:46 A. M
No. 5—Fast Line........ceeeueveenss 4B P.M
No. 48—Accommodation . sees. £UP. M
W.D. STILW ELL, Agent.
Run Down.
When coffee “goes back on”
people, their endurance snaps
like a dead twig.
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Mocon is the perfect substitute.
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“I have tried all the substitutes on
the market and I nin satisfied that Mo-
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It is certainly a vrxy pleasant and
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Maa’s best drink.At thegrocer.
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FREE SEEDS FOR EVERYBODY.
We have seeds at THE Star office for
everybody, and they are free to all.
They were sent to us for distribution
by the Department of Agriculture,
Washington, D. C., at the request of
Congressman Cooper. Come and get a
package of them while they are yet to
be had. Come and take advantage of
your “Uncle Samuels” liberality. The
seeds are yours for the asking, with
our good Congressman’s Compliments
and best wishes thrown in.
Foley’s Kidney Cure
makes kidneys and bladder right.
THE SHREWD DETECTIVE.
Sherlock Helmes Not In It With This
Wonderful Man.
The shrewd detective looked the
ground over carefully.
“This is the third time you have
been robbed?” said he, inquiringly.
“Yes,” replied the woman.
“And this room is the one that has
been most disturbed?”
“Yes.”
The shrewd detective examined a
comb that lay on the bureau.
“Is there any one here with red
hair?” he asked.
“No.”
“Ha!” he cried. “A clew! She
could not resist the temptation to ar
range her hair.”
“She! Who?”
“The burglar. It is a woman, which
simplifies matters very much. She
has red hair.” He sank into an arm
chair and rested his throbbing tem-
ple on his hand. The throb was due
to great mental activity. He could not
think clearly without throbs. “The
ordinary police method,” he said at
last, “would be to put out the dragnet
and arrest every red-headed woman
fa town and indict the one who had
just combed her hair, but that is umn-
satisfactory to a great detective. I
prefer to be subtle. Have you a full
length mirror?”
“Yes.”
“And a folding glass that enables
you to see your head from three sides
at once?”
“Yes.”
“And some costly millinery?
“Yes.”
“And a ball gown?”
“Yes.”
“Bring them all to me.”
Wondering, she obeyed, and he ar
ranged them all to his satisfaction.
“What next?’ she asked.
“l.eave them =all here to-night,”” he
instructed, “and rome up any time to-
IOITOW. You will find the woman
still here. But do not send your hus-
band, for she may be trying on the
gown.”
“What a wonderful man!” she ex-
claimed.
“Nothing wonderful about it,” he
returned. “I am merely a married
man who is reasonably observing.”
Investigation the next day revealed
a note which read: “I have taken the
gown home to try it on.”
“I told you it was a weman'!” cried
the detective jubilantly.”
You can’t disconcert a true detec-
tive.
The Polite Baboo.
Here is a characteristic bit of baboo
English written by one who wanted a
holiday:
“Most Exalted Sir—It is with most
habitually devout expressions of my
most sensitive respect that I approach
the clemency of your masterful posi-
tion with the self-dispraising utter-
ance of my esteemed, and the alse
forgotten-by-myself assurance that im
my own mind I shall be freed from
the assumption that r am asking un-
pardonable donations if I as:ert that I
desire a short respite from my ex-
ertions—indeed, a fortnight’s holiday,
as I am suffering from tnree boils, as
per margin. I have the honorable de-
light of subscribing myself your ex-
alted reverence’s servitor. x.
Apparently the young man feared
that his humble and touching epistle
would not suffice. In the margin he
had drawn a rough but graphic pic-
ture, showing the location of the
three boils upon his own person.—Tit-
Bits. :
Lucid.
Ebenezer—Say, Gawge, whar wuz
yo’ gwine tudder day when I saw yo’
gwine ter mill?
George—Gwine ter mill, ob ’corse.
Whar wuz yo’ at? I didn’t see yo’?
Ebenezer—I neber seed yo’ nudder
till yo’ got clean cuten sight, an’ den,
ef I hadn’t a-seed yo’, I wouldn't ‘a’
node yo’.—Judge.
Both Disgusted.
Aren’t you ashamed to be seen with
a whiskey bottle in your hand?” ex-
claimed the Rev. Goodman. “Faugh!?
it's disgusting!”
“It is so,” replied Weary Willie, “I
thought dey wuz a drink in it, but it’s
empty.”—Philadelphia Press.
A Way She Has.
Morton—Is Mrs. Styles much of a |
talker?
Norton—Much of a talker? I should
say so! It is impossible for her to
play solitaire intelligently—she has
so much to say to herself, you know.
—Boston Transcript.
No Gossip.
They went out sailing, lass and lad,
Who liked each other well
He hugged the shore, and I might add,
But pshaw! I musn’t tell!
—Philadelphia Presa.
At the Minetrele.
“Mistah Jinglesnapper,” said Mietah
Johnsing, “I has er c’'muad’um fo’ yeo'
dis ebenin’.”
“Yo has?
hit is.”
“What am de diffunce ertween a
drop curtain an’ a actoh?”
“Easy, simple! De curtain gits a
roll an’ de actoh gits a role.”
“Ne, suk; no, sul!”
“Den what is de diffunce?”
“De actoh in his time plays many
pahts an’ de curtain in its time pahts
many plays.”
At this juncture Mr. J. Roozlety
Flopper, the eminent contra tenor,
arose and sang his lovely ballad, “Thé
Moonshine of Kentucky Is the Sun-
shine of My Life.”—Judge.
Den, sun, tell me what
As We Find Him.
We came upon the college man ia
the green sweater.
“Studying much?’ we asked.
“Studying?” he echoed, his eyes di-
lating with astonishment. “Well, I
guess not. I finished up football im
the fall, now I'm playing hockey, soon
it will be polo, then lacrosse, and
later on baseball.”
“When do you expect to open your
books?”
“Well, during next vacation, if I get
a chance.”—Chicago News.
A Helpmate.
“I really don’t see how the bache-
lors get along without a loving help-
mate,” began Mrs. Benedick.
“Yes, a woman can help a man in
80 many ways,” replied her friend.
“Exactly. Now there’s my Harry;
whenever he sits down to mend a
tear in his coat or sew on a button,
he always has to get me to thread
his needle for him.”—Philadelphia
Ledger.
Attempted Too Much.
“The disguise of that woman pick-
pocket who wore masculine attire was
absolutely perfect. How did the de-
tectives happen to spot her?”
“I believe they noticed a certain
awkwardness in her attempt to_strike
a match man fashion.”—Chicago Tri-
bune.
The Old Story.
Ascum—There’s a sort of gem call-
ed ‘“bloodstone,” isn't there? Ever
hear of {t?
Dunn (the bill colector)—No, but I
frequently hear of the stone that you
can’t get any blood out of.—Philadel-
phia Press.
Manners.
“They drive their motor car more
than fifty miles an hour. Is that like
parvenus?”’ ;
“Ah, but observe. See them waver
when they meet anybody, as if they
were about to turn out.”—Puck.
Net Favoring Fancy Horticulture.
“What do think of the new Japan-
ese ultimatum?” asked the young man
who was trying to make conversa-
tion.
" “Very nice,” answered Mrs. Cum-
rox, “although, to tell you the truth,
I Yike plain, old fashioned fruits the
best.”—Washington Star.
A Question.
She—Charles, dear, how many teeth
does a- baby have?
He—I don’t know. But I think that,
after the way I've walked the floor
for the last six months, ours ought to
have at least a hundred and fifty by
this time.—Detroit Free Press.
Sentimental.
Office Boy—Please, Miss Daisy,
would yer mind writin’ a little slower
when I'm around?
Typewriter— Why?
Office Boy—Because every time
your pretty fingers touches a key me
heart thumps, and unless you reduces
your speed I'm afraid I'll git heart
disease!
Crushing.
“Do you think, then, that men de-
scended from chimpanzees?” asked
Willie Wishington.
“Some did,” answered Miss Cay-
enne, “and some merely remained
stationary.”—Washington Star.
Better Yet.
We see Pipes, the plumber, sitting
in deep meditation, a contented smile
hovering upon his face.
“Ah!” we venture gayly, “building
air castles?”
‘“Better’n that,” he tells us. “Plumb-
ing them.”—.Judge.
| Looking Forward.
Mirandy—Yo’ am ae laziest human
bein’ I ebeh sot eyes on!
Pete—Ah, quit yo’ flatterin’, honey;
I'se li’ble teh git de big head an’ nebeh
be any use.—Puck.
The Berlin Nueste Nachrichten an-
nounced the existence of a great corn-
ed beef mine in the Yellowstone Park,
the deposits having veen caused by
the ingulfing of great droves of cattle
during the triocene period, the mat-
ural salts of the territory contribut-
ing to its preservation.
PERSONAL
To Sufferers From
Kidney and Bladder Diseases
No matter how long you have suffered, FOLEY'S KIDNEY
CURE will help you. This we will GUARANTEE.
It has cured many cases of Bright’s Disease and Diabetes that
had been thought incurable, however we do not claim that it will
cure these diseases in advanced stages as no medicine can make
new kidneys for you, but
FOLEY’S
KIDNEY CURE
will positively cure every case of kidney and bladder trouble if taken
in time, and even in the worst
cases of Bright's Disease and
Diabetes it always gives com-
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Remember when the kid-
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destruction never ceases, so
commence taking FOLEY’S
KIDNEY CURE at once and
avoid a fatal malady.
FOLEY’S KIDNEY GURE
is made from a prescription of
a specialist in kidney diseases
and was used for years in pri-
vate practice before it was
put on the market.
He Could Not Straighten Up
Thomas Maple, Birbeck, Ill., writes: ‘‘I had a very bad
case of kidney trouble and my back pained me so I could
not straighten up. The doctor’s treatment did me no good.
Saw FOLEY’S KIDNEY CURE advertised and took one
bottle which cured me and I have not been affected since.
I gladly recommend this remedy.”
Three Physicians Treated Him Without Success
W. L. Yancy, of Paducah, Ky., writes: ‘‘I had a severe
case of kidney disease and three of the best physicians in
southern Kentucky treated me without success. I then took
FOLEY’S KIDNEY CURE. The first bottle gave imme-
diate relief and three bottles cured me permanently. I
gladly recommend this wonderful remedy.”’
Suffered Twenty-Five Years
Seymour Webb, of Moira, N. Y., writes: ‘I had been
troubled with my kidneys for twenty-five years and had
tried several physicians but received no relief until I bought
a bottle of FOLEY’S KIDNEY CURE. After using two
bottles I was absolutely cured. I earnestly recommend
FOLEY’S KIDNEY CURE.”
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