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W. H. KooNTZ.
KOONTZ & OGLE
Attorneys-At-Liaw,
J. G. OGLE
SOMERSET, PENN’A
Office opposite Court House.
ERNEST 0. KOOSER,
Attorney-At-Liaw,
SOMERSET, PA.
J. A. BERKEY
Attormney-at-Liaw,
SOMERSET, PA.
Coffroth & Ruppel Building.
R. E. MEYERS,
Attorney-at-Iunaw,
SOMERSET, PA.
DISTRICT ATTORNEY.
Office in Court House.
VIRGIL R. SAYLOR,
Attorney-at-Liaw,
SOMERSET, PA.
Office in Mammoth Block.
ee ——
E. H. PERRY,
Physician and Surgeon,
(Successor to Dr. A. F. Speicher.)
SALISBURY, PENN’A.
Office cornel Grant and Union Streets
B.& 0. R.R.SCHEDULE.
Winter Arrangement.—In Ef-
fect Sunday, Nov. 22, 1903.
§lUnder the new schedule there will be 10
daily passenger trains on the Pittsburg Di-
vision, due at Meyersdale as follows:
Fast Bound.
No. 14—Accommodation ............11 02 AM
No. 6—FastLine.................... 11:30 A. M
No. 46—Through train.............. 441 P. M
No. 16—Accommodation ............ 5:16 P. M
No.10—Night EXpress............. 12:57 A. M
West Bound.
No. 11—Pittsburg Limited.......... 6:13 A.M
No. 13—Accommodation............ S:42A. M
No. 47—Through train............ 10:46 A. M
er Ly
No. 5—Fast Line..................
No. 49—Accommodation ............ 4:50P. M
W.D.STILWELL, Agent.
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An Amended Plea.’
“My dearest own,” was what he said,
And doubtfully she shook her head.
“And are you still unsatisfied?”
The youth, bewildered, quickly cried.
“If I'm ‘dearest own,’ ” said she,
“Some others there would seem te be.
I'm ‘dearest,’ but I'a rule alone
And bave no ‘dear’ or dearer own.’
“I may be first, but others, too,
Would seem to thus belong to you,
And so I say, Amend your plea,
Or else, dull sir, you can’t have me.”
“A plague,” he cried, “upon the dame
Who makes to Jearning such a claim,
Must lovers parse and analyze
The words all girls were won't to
prize?
“Well, then,
known
You are, in truth, my only own.”
to please, let {it be
Round But Not Thick.
Some hoys were up before a local
magistrate, charged with having
placed obstructions on the railroad
track. The boys were thoroughly
frightened, but when tne magistrate,
in a fatherly way, explained to them
that confession would make it easier
for them in the end, one of them
weakened and “owned up.”
“So you did place a stone on the
track,” said the judge.
“Yes, sir,” faltered the boy.
“How big was it?” asked the judge,
but the boy didn’t seem to know.
“Was it as big as my head?” sug-
gested the judge.
The boy looked at him gravely.
“Yes, sir,” he said. “As big around,
but only about half as thick.” And
the judge joined in the smile which
went around the rooin, even though it
was at his own expense.
Sensational.
The servant handed Mr. Highmore
a letter. It was from Harold, the
eldest son, who was in college.
“Anything new in it?” asked Mrs.
Highmore.
“Yes,” said the father of the family,
in an agitated voice, as ne glanced
hastily over the letter. “He doesn’t
ask me for any money.”—Chicago Tri-
bune.
Explained.
“Yes, they're engaged,” said Ethel
“But it’s the most reinarkable case!
She says she’s in love with him, and
vet she has known him only four days.
I don’t understand it.”
“Simplest thing in the world,”
mused her companion; “If she had
known him longer than that she
wouldn't have been In love with him.”
—Detroit Free Press.
Rare Opportunity.
Conjurer (pointing to his cabinet)
—Ladies and gentlemen, I now call
your attention to the great illusion
of the evening. I will ask any lady
in the audience to step on the stage
and enter the cabinet. I will then
close the door, leaving no trace.
Husband (to his wife)—Matilda,
my love, do oblige the gentleman and
walk up.—Tit-Bits.
The Supreme Power.
Nodd—There’'s no use in talking,
the higher education of women is
meking them more powerful all the
time.
Todd—Nnnsense ! A woman whe
wields more power the any one I
knew can neither read nor write.
“Who is she?”
“My cook.”—Brookiyn Life.
All Put On.
“Say,” remarked little Tommy, who
had heard his father and mother dis-
cussing investments, “Pa just said
something about an ‘outside figure.’
wonder what that is?”
“Why, ma has one,” replied his sis-
ter Ethel.
phia Press.
The Three P's.
“Dis here radium,” said Uncle Eben,
“may turn a cullud man white, but it
can’t make a complete job of it onless
it kin spoil his appetite for policy,
persimmons an’ possum.”—Washing- |
ton Star.
He Is the Limit.
Mac—They say Penny Is very mean. |
Jack—Yes; he never offers to treat
people until he hears they have taken
a pledge.—Chelsea (Mass.) Gazette.
Just as Good.
Ta know just how to sing’s a thing
Deésipable, but, then,
It’s well to ‘know how not to sing
And also where and when.
—Philadelphia Press.
“It’s the padded one she |
wears when she goes out.”—Philadel-
| other fellows come even to the fence.”
.
TOMMY PLAYS SIR KNIGHT. |
But the Tournament Wae Turned inte
a Lynching by Vigilantes.
“Gee, but I'm tired,” said Tommy.
“I'm goin’ to have the leg ache, too,
to-night. Did ou ever have the leg
ache, Uncle Jimmy? Ain't it fierce?
My, but it hurts, an’ mother has to
get up an’ rub them. There aim’t
nothin’ worsen the leg ache.” :
“Why do you kill yourself playing
all day Saturday, then?’ asked the
unsympathetic Uncle Jimmy.
“] guess you never played, did
you?’ snorted Tommy. “There ain't
but one Saturday in every week. The
other one's Sunday, and that ain't no
good.”
“What's the matter with your
hand?’ asked the uncle, pointing to
Tommy’s left wrist, which was band-
aged.
“That's a wound,” replied Tommy
with dignity.
“A what?”
“A wound I got in battle. We
played Roland and Oliver this after
noon. Did you ever play that, Uncle
Jimmy? I got this up.”
“Who are Roland and Oliver ” ask-
ed the uncle. ;
“Didn't you ever read §bdeut King
Charleymane and his knights? I
thought you went to college.”
“0, those fellows.”
“Yes,” continued Tommy. “We
made shields out’'n table boards. You
saw a board in two and nail the
pieces side by side. Then yom paint
them with your skutchen. An’ you
make swords out'n lathes an’ you
take clothes props for lances. My
but them table boards is hard to saw
through an’ you just can't get nails
to go straight. They bend double.
An’ we had helmets made out’'n tin.
Then we went down where there's a
gulch in Milliken's pasture an’ had
the fight.”
“Sort of Roncesvalles affair?’
“That’s it, only we can’t pronounce
that word, but that’s where Roland
gets nuled, ain't it? I was Roland,
an’ was fightin’ four Saracens, I
guess that’s the way you say that,
and my foot slipped. I fell on that
old shield an’ there was a nail head
stickin’ out an’ it just tore a piece
about two inches long out'n my hand.
Didn’t bleed much. Just got all blue.
An’ then—"
“Then what?”
“Then I had to die. of course. I
blew a tin horn, like Roland does, but
my knights didn’t hear it, they did
in Roland, only the traitor pretended
jit wasn’t his horn, an’ then I died.
But say, that wasn’t the fun. You
ought t’ seen the turnament that we
had.”
Tommy was silent for a moment,
while * Uncle Jimmy chuckled over
the batttle of Roncesvalles, and then
he asked.
“Say, Uncle Jimmy, where’s mother
gone?’
“Over to see Mrs. Howard,” said
the uncle.
“I knew it,” exclaimed Tommy, in
despair, “just my luck. Now I'll have
to stay in the yard a week. Have to
come right home from school an’ stay
in the yard. Doggone it. I just
knew she’d go over there.”
“What's the trouble ” asked the
uncle.
“Why, we had an Indian fight after
the turnament, an’ we captured a lot
of prisoners, an’ Hefty said we had
to burn em at the stake, but Skinny
wanted to hang one. Hefty says In-
dians don’t hang their prisoners of
war, but Skinny says he didn’t care.
We'd be vigilantes an’ hang one. So
we burned the others. Of course, we
put the fire out when it got close to
them. Then we hung Kid Howard.
“Course we didn't hang him by
the neck. That’d kill him. Hefty
said to hang him by the feet. We got
a clothes line an’ tied it to his legs
an’ hauled him up. We weren't goin’
to let him hang but a minute, but we
tied the other end of the rope so's we
wouldn’t have to hold it.
An’ just as we were goin’ to let
him down—he was a-yellin® awful—a
kid yells ‘Look out, she’s comin'!’ I
guess his mother must have heard
him yell. Their house's right close
there. There she was a-comin’ for
us. You know squaws is somethin’
fierce when their young is in danger.
An’ you bet we cut an’ run.
“She yelled, ‘I know you, Tommy,
an’ you, Clarence Williams, k an’ you,
Harry Jones, an’ you see if I don’t
tell your mothers! We got ayér the
fence an’ watched her. She gouldn't
get the kid down. We had tied the
knot too tight. He was a yellin’ and
she was a tuggin’. I guess he'd be
hangin’ there yet if one of the other
kids hadn’t got a hatchet an’ cut the
rope. Then he came down real
quick.”
“You'll get off lucky with a week
in the yard,” suggested Uncle Jim-
my.
“I guess I'll catch it)’ said the
philosophic Tommy. “I thought may-
be mother wouldn't see Mrs. How-
ard till she had forgot it, but ‘course
she had to go over there to-night.
Ain’t that the worst luck? I don’t
mind the lickin’, but she’ll make me
stay in the yard an’ she won't let the
Tommy kicked a hole in the gravel
at his feet, while the uncle laughed
at him.
“You needn’t laugh, Uncle Jimmy,”
he said. “I guess you wouldn't like |
to be shut up in your room an’ not |
have Edith Williams ’lowed to coms® |
an’ see you.” |
“No, that wouldn’t be nice,” ad-|
mitted Uncle Jimmy.
“Well, then,” said Tommy, as it |
that settled it, and it did for several |
moments. Then Uncle Jimmy re-|
marked: |
“Your mother’s coming down the |
street, Tommy.” |
“Gee, is she?’ exclaimed the boy |
“Say, 1 guess I'll go to b&d."—C. S.
R., in Chicago Tribuhe.
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