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CAE BELLE Vid Ludington, dich. Tenenan — Re Miss Canary’s Legacy. E : BY F. L. BACON. SA liNARasaasss sats sam ten The wind was blowing in high and from the sea. It always sounded with that peculiar wail when it came sweep- ing over the foam-touched waves as | they lashed up against the beach. It | was very strong tonight, and there was { had | about a dash of sleet with it. Miss Canary drawn her striped shawl closer her shoulders and stirred the fire into a brighter glow. She was a thin, angular woman, of 60 or Her face was hard with many lines of care. She had not taken life easily; though, living alone in the little cottage, her simple, uneventful life had had seemingly few grievances. Miss Canary tended her flowers, kept her house in order, and owed no one. What cause had she then to worry? Tonight she held in her hand a let- ter, and more than once settled her spectacles to re-read it. Joel Canary, her only brother, was at the point of death. How she had loved him! It seemed, tonight, that she could him so plainly—a little lad, when she was already a woman grown, running to her for everything, his sunny curls tossing brightly over his white fore Lead; could see again his laughing eyes. She had loved him strength of her heart. But she had not forgiven him for loving and marrying as he had done. Shehad opposed itfrom the beginning. A pink and white doll face, that was all! It had been a grim satisfaction, when the news came that the foolish little woman had run away from home to join some opera com- pany, deserting child and husband. That was what the story had been. She had not cared to investigate it fur- more. see with all the ther. It was nearly five years ago, and she had not forgiven Joel. He had but met his deserts, she had said stern- ly. Now he was dying. He had not prospered, the letter said, and there was nothing to leave, “nothing save the little lad—Joel.” And the writer begged in her brother's name, that she, his only sister and kinswoman, would care for the child. She, Eliza Canary, who had no dealings with cliildren, who dreaded their approach as some unknown species of untamed animal! She had suddenly the care and re- sponsibility of one thrust upon her! Her untasted tea stood on the little round table. Mousey, the big Maltese, rubbed herself against her mistress’ dre vainly desiring notice. Miss Canary had indeed forgotten that she had no tea, and that Mousey's saucer of milk had not been poured. She sighed heavily and folded up the let- ter. “It’s got to be, I s’pose,” she said. Much living alone had given Miss Can- ary the habit of talking to herself. “I s'pose I know my duty; the Lord's always made it plain enough for me, whatever folks may say ’'bout not knowing what the Almighty wants ‘em to do. That's just shiftin’ the respon- sibility, I'm thinking. Joel's child! I— I almost wish I'd seem him afore he went; but I told him I'd never speak to him again if he married that girl, an’ I never broke my word yet, an’ never intend to—but oh, I wish to mercy the child hadn't never come! How ever I'm to keer for it, I don’t know. There'll be dirt over every- thing—my carpets an’ clean floors; an’ noise like the Fourth of July all the year round. An’ he'll be certain to tease Mousey.” Thislast was evoked Mousey had put up her paw gently patting Miss Canary’s lap. old woman rose mechanically, with hands that trembled a little, poured the milk. The wind outside blew the curtains at the windows. It sounded like a voice of distress afar off. “I never knowed the wind to blow that way and bring anybody luck,” sald Miss Canary; “an’ it sure has brought my share of trouble,” she ad- ded with a groan. For the next few days Miss Canary held herself and home in readiness for her new charge. She had repaired a little white bed in a small but spot- lessly clean room. She carefully laid pieces of drugget by its sides for the bare feet. She baked an overwhelm- ing number of pies, and even made doughnuts. She had not made any for so long that they were rather a failure. “But boys’ stomicks can stan’ most anything,” she said, “an’ Joel used to love ‘em s0.” ‘When finally the boy arrived, having come in charge of a comparative stran- ger traveling in the same direction, Miss Canary was not prepared for him, She was in the back yard hanging out her modest array of washing, when the vehicle stopped, and a tiny—such a tiny—little figure was lifted out, and then the driver whipped up his horse and was off, leaving what looked like a bundle of rags at the gate. Miss Canary’s hands were wet, she wiped them hastily upon her apron as she hurried forward. Two grave blue eyes—Joel’'s had been blue—met hers. But what a baby! Surely she need not fear dirty carpet and general de- structiveness from such a child as this. She gathered the little bundle of clothes, as she called it, into her arms and carried it swiftly in from the keen east wind. The child was indeed very small for for his age of nearly six years. As he sat eating thick slices of bread and butter and drinking rich, sweet milk, the like of which had never before been his share, Miss Carney looked at him in a sort of stupefied amazement. To speak to him, to expect a reason- able reply, did not occur to her. He continued to cut bread and butter as his requirements seemed to call for it, and with great satisfaction she watched the mouthfuls disappear. When Joel had finished he got down from the tall chair very gravely, and came to her, folding his little hands together. “I fink I'll say my prayers Aunty ’Liza.” “Mercy, child!” gasped Miss Canary, completely overcome by this familiari- ty and the startling announcement. “Who told you to call me that?’ “Papa; he tol’ me how you loved little boys, an’ how you were goin’ to buy me a rock’n’ horse an’ a sailboat, an’ a canary bird an’ white mice; an’ now, Aunty ’Liza, I'll say my prayers.” “But it isn’t time; it’s not night yet.” by the factthat and was The and, now, “Oh, that's noffin,” responded Joel, cheerfully. “Papa always let me say ‘em ‘in the daytime—God’ll hear.” Miss Canary was mute while the little face buried itself in her apron, and a smothered voice gabbled over,— “Now I lay me,” and added, “Pease b’ess mamma, papa, Aunty ‘Liza, an’ little Joe.” Then the tightly closed lips relaxed and Joel sprang to hig : 3 Auncy feet. “Now Liza!” So the days went on, and Miss Ca- nary’s charge thrived and grew like the pink and white holiyhocks planted against the kitchen wall. But things did not go exactly as she had expected. For instance, the very first night Joel had flatly refused to occupy the little white bed arranged with so much care. “I allus slept with papa,” he pleaded; and Miss Eliza found nothing to do but let him crawl into bed with her, wheére he slept soundly and his head resting constantly against her arm, She found herself counting over ler scanty hoard, to see what might be spared for a rocking horse. She would compromise upon that; the sailboat would keep her in endless terror, and how could she insult Mousey by instal- ling white mice and a bird in her do- main? let's play horse, Joel was very happy. As the spring advanced he spent hours down on the beach collecting treasures hitherto un- known to him. Miss Canary was si- lent when he showered jeliyfish and “fiddlers” on her parlor floor. ay, she even permitted the building of a “pond” for his “fam’ly,” as Joel called them, in the corner of her sitting room—a pond formed of a dish pan surrounded by bits of stick, rocks, and sand. She used to pause every now find then in her baking or cleaning, to go to the front window and look for him on the beach. “I have to do my duty by the child,” she said, apologetically. So time passed on, and Joel had been an inmate of the little cottage nearly two years. It was a day bright with the May sunshine, and Miss Canary Lad set herself to work at cleaning the cellar. “The brighter the day the bet- ter to see the cobweds,” she said, as she tied up her head and drew on a pair of cotton gloves. Joel was playing. He had put pre- pared glue on Mousey and his own hair was sticky with it. Miss Canary did not know that. Suddenly she heard his voice calling her name excitedly. What was the matter? She scrambled up the steps, not waiting to remove her gloves. She hastened to the front of the house and flung open the door, drawing back in horrified amazement. Just outside, bending over the child, the long plumes of her hat mingling with his curls, was the slender, almost girlish figure of a young woman. The rich silk of her gown glistened in the ght; there were bright colors in her hat, and the soft hair under it shone like gold. Joel's arms were round her neck, and he turned, saying with an air of pride,— “Aunty "Liza, this is my mamma; I'se been ‘spect'n’ her so long, oh, ever so long, ‘cause papa said she'd come.” Joel's mother unfastened his arms, but still clasping the child, turned her pretty, half-detiant face to Miss Ca- nary. “You are surprised to see me,” she said, king gravely at the other's be- wildered ce. “1 have known my child was with you. I owe you a great deal. I was with my husband when he died, but I could not take Joel then. I came up from Boston this morning to get him. You will no doubt feel glad to be relieved of him; you are un- loo used to children; Joel must be a trial | to you.” Miss Carney was still silent. She felt as though a sudden paralysis had seized her. words choked her. She put out her hands as though to ward off a blow. “My position has not justified my taking the child before,” continued Joel's wife. “Now I have an assured one which will enable me to amply care for him. Oh, my baby, my baby!” she cried, “how I have hungered for you!” Miss Canary’s grim face did not re- lax. “Then why did you desert him?” tremabled on her lips. Words of pas- sionate reproach, of hate, of anger, arose within her. Still she stood si- lent, the wind blowing the skirt of her flimsy dress and the straggling locks of her gray hair. With it all came her stern sense of justice. This was the boy's mother, who had the right to him; how dare she question it? But she made one last desperate effort. “Joel,” she said, and her voice trembled and shook, “would you rather go with this lady, or stay with me an’ —an’ all your things?’ She clung to the last inducement as to a straw of hope. The child looked at her grave, questioning eyes, and, with his not loos- ening his hold cn his mother, put out a hand to her. “I loves you an’ my fam'ly very much, Aunty ‘Liza; but you see, this is my mamma-—my truly mamma; I couldn't help goin with her Mrs. Canary showered kisses upon him, and Miss Eliza turned away with a sickening sense of defeat and misery at her heart. “I'll go pack up his things,” she said. The waves were rolling inward, and the wind was blowing high and from the sea. The air was fuli of its wail, as she stood and watched them as they went. She went about like one upon whom some heavy blow had fallen. The people missed her from the church, They missed her active figure in the village, and on the sands. She per- formed her duties mechanically. It seemed to her she had grown so old. How empty the bed seemed! How doubly empty the room! The “pond” was undisturbed. A jellyfish sprawled on the floor beside it. Miss Canary did not remove it. To herself she dealt her words sternly. “It’s retribution. I wouldn't forgive Joel; I vowed I never would an’ now the Lord's punishing me.” At the end of the tlrird month, the moon, looking down, one night might have smiled to see Miss Canary step- ping cautiously out of her front door. She was not wont to venture out at night, and felt a certain sense of awe and looked around half fearfully. She locked the door and put the key in the little worn satchel she carried. Every window blind was drawn at front and back. Without doubt, Miss Canary was going away, but there was only the sea and the wind to know it. It was quite early the next morning that she found herself in Boston and at the door of the house to which, after much inquiry, she had been directed. A neat maid admitted her, and with shaking limbs and trembling lips she sat stifily on the high earved chair in the hall. She was conscious that she was squeezing a jellyfish or two, which She tried to speak, but the | smothering him with kisses, | | then stopping short, she had put in her pocket, incapable of moving. There was the soft rustle of a woman's skirts, and then a graceiui figure in a pretty morning gown came leisurely towards her. “The servant told me,” she began — “why—why if it isn't Miss Canary—Sister 'Liza, I mean —why how do you do?” She held out both hands, but Miss Canary rose up solemnly. “Wait er minute,” she said. “I want to tel! you something. I didn’t forgive Joel fur marey’n you; I sa’'d I wouldn't, an’ I didn’t, an’ so the Lord pun- ished me by lettin’ me have Joel's child, an’ then, when I mos’ depended on it, taking him away. Joel's dead, an’ I can’t tell him, but mebby his sperit "ill know of it, if you forgive me, an’ Ielu- me live here—jus’ as—as er housexcep- er—or somethin’, My salt riz bread is good, an’ jus’ lemme—lemme see the child.” withered hands covering h r fac. “Joel, Joel,” called his mother softly. There was a patter of little feet, a sound upon the stairs, a glad cry, and a curly head rested upon Miss Canary’s breast; her tears fell upon it. “It wasn't altogetheras you thought,” | Mrs. Canary said, as fragrant coffee for Miss Eliza, while Joel smeothed and patted his flabby and flattened fish. “I didn’t desert Joel—” her eyes filled with tears—“we couldn’t make ends meet, and I—I had talent and could sing; he was willing I should go, and when he died, we both wanted | you to have the child until I could take him. I didn't mention that when I wrote, because—well, because we were not friends then, and not understand. And now I have a place assured me in a large church here, and I do not have to be away from home. Joel, tell Aunty ’Liza she’s never to go away any more—except in the summer, when we'll all go to her Lome and spend it there on the beach, with all the jellies and the nettles—and —what else “An’ my fam'ly,” Honsekeening. but she feli said Joel.—Good WHY AMERICANS WIN, A Cheap Product Does Not Always Mean Low Pay. “We scarcely ever patent anything nowadays,” said the representative of a big house which makes wood-work- ing machinery of all kinds. “A patent is simply a licence to litigate, and it generally costs more to prosecute an infringer than the thing is worth either in damages or as an example to others, What we really look to for protection is the superior skill and celerity of the American mechanic. As a nation we have made such rapid progress in ma- chinery during the past few years that no foreign manufacturer can possibly keep up with us. That is not brag or bluster or spread-eagle hyperbole, but a cold, plain statement of fact. While the English or French or German mak- er is plodding away on an imitation of one of our machines the model has be- come obsolete and we have replaced it with something batter. They steal our ideas, all right enough, but they can’t steal them fast enough to stay abreast of the procession. I was in Manchester, England, last year, and went, by invitation, through a big manufactory of agricultural inple- ments. In one department I was a little surprised to see a lot of workmen engaged on plows of a well-known American pattern. ‘Isn’t that the same as So-and-So’s plow?’ I asked my guide, who was a member of the firm. ‘Well, yes, substantially the same,’ he said looking a little confused, ‘but, yuu see, there are no English pa- tents, and we haven't any intention of putting it on the American mar- ket.” ‘Well, 1 should say not!" I ex- claimed; ‘and you couldn't sell any of them if you did! That model was dis- carded months ago and an improved form has altogether taken its place. The case is simply one out of dozens. Another important point is this: Our improved shop tools, our scientifie methods of handling material and the ingenious manner in which we utilize what are called by-products, so as to minimize waste, are enabling us to turn out machinery as cheaply as the for- eigners, in spite of the fact that we pay nearly double their wages. From present indications that gratifying state of affairs seems likely to contiaue, and it does away with the bugaboo ot foreign cheap labor, which has hereto- fore menaced the business. It proves that a cheap product doesn’t necessari- ly mean low pay."—New Orleans Times-Democrat. QUAINT AND CURIOUS, An ingenious mechanical device pastes paper labels on 100,000 cans in 10 hours. Down shoot rolls a cease- less procession of cans, and each one picks up a label as it passes. The ostrich has long been laughed at for pushing his head into a bush when hunted. It is really far the wisest thing the bird could do, for its long neck is by far the most easily seen part of it. Its body plumage har- monizes perfectly with the desert sand. A citizen of Lewiston, Me, has a watch chain made of nine peach stones. Lach of the stones has a dif- ferent device carved on each side, so that there are 18 designs. The stones are joined with bars of gold, the whole making a rich and novel chain. It is not often that one pair of shoes will do two men, but in Middlesboro, Ky., they are two men who wear the same size shoe, and make it a point to buy together, and only have to get this method they are one pair. By able to get their footwear at half price, as they divide the cost. In Tasmania are large forests of the Australian beech, a tree which some- times measures 30 feet or more in cir- cumference at the base of the trunk. The wood is employed for purposes similar to those served by the beech 1s of northern forests, but it is herder and heavier, polishes easily, and is very lasting if not exposed to the weather. Falcon island, in the Pacific ocean, which originally emerged from the sea after the eruption of a submarine volcano near Truga, and remained above the surface for precisely 13 years before vanishing two years ago, is reported by the British crusier Por- poise to be reappearing and to be a serious menace to navigation. It was nine feet out of the water a few months ago and may be a mountain now, for all anybody knows. A newsboy at Earl Park, Ind. has been made insane by a praetical joke of companions, who gave him a shock by a pretended hanging. | She broke down sobbing, her | she poured hot, | | | felt you would ' LOVE. And what is love? It is a thrill That percolates throughout And sweetly tickles you until You're in a state of wild unrest! It is an effervescing sense Of sparkling rapture; sort of fizz f heavenly nectar so intense It makes you drunk with A sweet phantasmagorian dream That comes upon you while awake And monkeys with you till you seem With pent-up bliss to fairly ache! And that is love; at least that be The way it always works on me! — Denver Evening Times. HUMOROUS, Sprigs—What is your son bent on, Wilks? time. Blobbs—Skinnum is always moving. How long do you suppose he will stay in our neighborhood? Slobs—Just as long as his credit lasts, I suppose. A little girl having heard one lady observe to another that she was weal- ing half mourning for a distant rela- tive asked: “Is your relative only half dead?” “What is a queen, Willie?” asked the Sunday-school teacher of a small pu- pil. “A queen,” answered Willie, “is a woman that rules a man that rules a country.” Stubb—You say he is very sensitive about being called awkward? Penn— Yeg! when he accidentally gashed him self Tih a razor he tried to make peo- ple believe he had attempted suicide. Wilks—A bicycle, most of the Tommy—-Pop, what isrepartee? Town my’s Pop—Repartee with most people, my son, consists of thinking, after it’s all over, what they might have said if they had only thought of it in time. Muggins—Since your brother Bjones married old Millyun's daughter he hasn't done a stroke of work. DBug- ging—He says he had to work hard enough to get her to last him for the rest of his life. “It is rumored,” said the “that the engagement is announced of gossip. a Mr. Patrick Cassidy to the wealthy Mrs. Blublud. Is that really so? “Yes,” replied the man who knows: “Mr. Cassidy has been cus ol as coachman.” “The so-called ‘American lion” said the professor of natural history. “is merely the puma, but that is not the King of Beasts. Where is the lat ter to be found?’ “In Africa,” replied the bright scholar. “Correct. And it is called?’ “The British lion.” “Oh, dear,” exclaimed the wealthy housekeeper, arranging for her day's marketing; “I find it so hard to get up a dinner.” “Really,” remarked her bachelor brother, who had just re- turned from the Paris Exposition, “you should try an ocean voyagi After two solid hours of moonlight and uninterruption she thought she had him. “I admit that you are the sweetest—" “Yes, go on,” she whis pered. “But the doctor has forbidden me sweets,” he added. And the sen- sitive moon retired behind a cloud. NICETIES OF FOOTBALL, Why It Deserves to Rank as the Most Scientific Intercoll te Game, “Football, to the mind, is by all odds the most scientific of any of the inter- collegiate games and the best,” says an expert. “Men of almost every weight can play it, that is to say, from 140 pounds up. Few people realize it, but every play is worked out on paper previous to being tried. In the larger colleges, where 30 or 40 men may be trying for the team, the various plays are taught to them on a blackboard. The gridiron is first laid out, and then the oposing teams are set down. Then a play is shown, and the instructor demonstrates the position each man is to occupy and what he is expected to do when that particular player's sig- nal is given. Each play is in turn shown to the squad, and they must learn them all. As there are usually 30 to 40 different signals, it is quite a feat to keep them in mind. A young friend of mine, who was a ‘sul’ last season, but who hopes for better things this year, told me he had to play over the signals every night and on a checker board. He had pasted pieces of paper on the checkers to des- | Jt is a very i are | v | St ignate what they were. good scheme that. The usually given by the captain, but the) may be given some one else if it seems best. Usually the quarterback, signals if he is cool headed and not likely to From his po- | rattle, is the best man. sition he sees better than any one else on a team and is better able pick out the weak spots in the opposing team’s defence. As a usual thing football elevens depend on certain and recognized plays, although they are always trying to invent ground gaining tricks to spring on their oppo- nents. The only trouble with trick plays is that they are generally good only once and cannot be repeated. One of the modern developments is the open game, that is, kicking the ball out of danger. A good fullback is worth any other two or even three men on the team when it comes to this game. A fullback who can kick with either foot is worth his weight in gold: for when he is attacked on one side he can use the other. All in all, it is a wonder- fully interesting sport and I am for the season for it to begin again.”— New York Tribune. ger. Largest Dog in the World. In the town of Rutland, Vt. lives Nero a huge German and English mas- tiff, which enjoys the distinction of probably being the largest dog in the world. Nero is owned by Judge Wayne Bail- ey of Rutland. Irom tip to tip Nero measures seven feet four inches, and he tips the scales at 285 pounds. He stands nearly three feet in hotgnt and he measures round his inches. The circumference of his brass collar is 382 inches, and his foreleg measures 165 inches. Nero is very fond of the fair sex, and is a special favorite with the ladies and children. Nero's daily rations consist of pan of corncake and milk. only meal, and, strange to say, large a dog he has a light appetite, a big Too Much Sail. A somewhat cantankerous old farm- | in Shrop- | er wholived in a small village shire, took to himself a young wife. After the union, however, did not seem to agree as well have been expected. One day altercation, worst of it, the vicar happening to meet the old man, re- buked him for his harshness, remind- ing him that the wife was *‘the weak er vessel.” “Well, sir,” was thedog “if she be the weaker v ought ter carry so much s as might after an Spare Moments. your breast | bliss! It is | morning | standard | This is his | i for so the parties | in which the wife had the | of the parish, | ‘KEYSTONE STATE NEWS CONDENSED PENSIONS GRANTED. | | | Will Deve op Rich Coal Lands in Blair and ! Cambria Counties—New Electric | Line for Uniontown. { {ADD PA | Pensions have been granted the fol- Christopher Hutzen, oseph P. North, Punx- sutawney, $10; Frederick Byers, Turtle Seek, $3; David Craft, Philipsburg, airsellus Noss, Coraopolis, $3; To a Keyes, Pleasantville, $8; far- vey Coburn, dead, Uniontown, i William J. Jamison, Chicora, $1 i iam Harper, Bellefonte, $12; te Lowry, Bellefonte, $8; Joel Pancoast, Elizabeth, $8; William Bice, Mount Union, $8; Susan Coburn, Uniontown. lowing persons: Duquesne, $1 Cd $3; John 0. A. Wageley, Wilkinsburg, $6: Thomas E. Barnes, McKeesport, $6; Nelson T. Hicks, Blairsville, $10. Five E y for foreign fields. Miss Mary ms and Mrs. W. J. Brandon will go to the famine-stricken districts of In- fia, Miss Lucy Powell will work among Japanese, while Mr. and Mrs. Cov- entry, who were married a few weeks ago, will go to Egypt. ates of Grove City college. A mortgage for $400,000 in favor of the Land Title and Trust Company, of P'hiladelphia, and against the Clearfield Coal and Coke Company, of the same city, has been recorded. covers 6,532 acres of the richest coal iands in Blair and Cambria counties, and also the entire town of Frugality, which is owned by the The lands will be greatly developed and many coke ovens will be constructed by the company. struction of a stretch of sample road in North Strabane township, Washington county, has arrive For nearly a month ten jail prisoners have been quar- rving stone for road making purposes T. H. Musson, has been on the ground for several days. There is enough material now ready to build about one-half mile of macadamiz- ed road. While grading on workmen were Pleasant street, engaged in Rochester, fully 10 feet from the original surface at that place. A few days ago a petrified head of some huge animal like an ele- commander of the Tenth Pennsylvania regiment in the war with Spain, whose husband died while the regiment was en route home from the Philippines, has been granted a pension of $30 a month, gular rate for the widows of The 1 T nis Construction Company cf Philade Iphia, has been awarded the contract for building the new electric road of the Uniontown & Monongahela Valle Railroad Company. The tracks will extend through the new Mason town coke fields, making from 16 to 20 miles of track. Mrs. George Speer, of Franklin, aged 38. a widow, committed suicide by shooting herself twice above the heart with a revolver. No cause is assigned for her act, and after the fatal shots had been fred her nerve evidently failed h for she begge »d people to save her life. A deal been concluded for one of the large st tracts of timber land ever ! ; high, as the land had been assess- ed at $1 per acre, cured a preliminary injunction against lusion between the latter company councils is alleged. officials are investigating ysterious theft from the New Castle office of $1,0c0 worth of revenue stamps from the box of the Standard Brewing Company. The stamps were in a package, which was placed in the box late at night. Attorney John A. Emery, best known members of the county bar, was instantly killed at the Ft. Wayne Railws: ay station near his home at Sewickley at 8:07 Tuesday and one of the Allegheny inP ittsburg. Andrew Carnegie has presented the ’arnassus United Presbyterian congre- gation a handsome pipe organ for use iin the new church. The instrument will | be installed within the next few weeks. In North mecauntain, near Roxbury, Lee Hull, a farmer, aged 23 years, was mistaken for a wild turkey by Wilson cnhour and shot dead. Spoonhour gave himself up to the authorities. | Edward Matthews, a New Castle tin plate worker, was given knockout drops by 2 stranger and narrowly escaped 1 Jeannette P. Dunmire, of Altoona, committed suicide at Kittanning by tak- ing carbolic acid. The girl was about 21 years old, and had only been there for a few days, being employed as a waitress in the Nulton house. The Pittsburg and Buffalo Coal Com- pany, which began operations in Can- onsburg, Washington county, has reach- missionaries left Mercer county | All are gradu- | The mortgage the Philadelphia capitalists who control The machinery to be used in the con- | an expert road builder, | a chain about 12 feet long was dug up phant was exhumed near where the chain was found. Mrs. Cynthia Hawkins, widow of the | | the ultimate solution of the rapid tran 0 Id in Westmoreland county. Judge | V. Parker, of Cambria county, pur- 2 sed 1,951 acres in St. ir tow nship, for $25,000. The price is regarded as The New Castle Electric Co. has se- | | the city, restraining it from contract- | ing with the Citizens’ Light, Heat & | | Power Co. to light the streets. Col- | Shepherd's Bush, corporation. | Mr. and Mrs. Thomas Hallows, of Peckham St., Mass., have cause to thank Dr. Greene's robably preserving the life of their little son. es was troubled with indigestion and nervous tr oubles, seemed to help him. Finally Dr. Greene's Nervura was recommended and trie A few bottles were sufficient to effect a cure, and to-day the little with success. one is enjoying the best of health. By the sickly child was transformed into a happy, hearty Dr. Greene’s Nervura Thousands of other children can thank Dr. Greene and his wonderful remedy for the strength and health they enjoy. have less sickness, better health, better growth, and longer and more vigorous Parents should realize that it is their duty to g There are no diseases more dreaded by Yet no child would be trouble Dr. Greene's Nervura were given when the first symptoms appear. lives. is not in perfect health. fits, epilepsy, and St. Vitus’ dance. if Charles L. McBay, a officer, who resides at 14 Mass., says: “ About two years ago my little daughter became run down in health and suffered Soon after she was prostrated by rheumatism, which severely from St. Vitus’ dance. affected her low limbs. ‘After trying various remedies without obtaining relief, 1 Greene's Nervura blood and nerve remedy, continued its use, and after taking five bottles her rl appetite retur ned, her pains Jisppenrehy she wa in ¢ nd she was ablo to ed scl Ti En to a ry like i general health was restored, a children.” Dr. Greene’s Nervura, blood and nerve remedy, is the prescription and discovery of the well-known Dr. Greene, of 35 West 14th Street, New York City, who is the most successful specialist in curing all forms cf nervous chronic complaints, and he can be consulted in any case, free of charge, personally or by letter. Rapid Transit Problem. That underground electric traction is | sit problem in the larger cities of this! country and Europe has long been ap- parent to engineers. The recent sub- way plans suggested by President Roach as a solution of the traction problem in this city, while deemed somewhat chi- merical by many, are nevertheless in line with modern progress in systems of | urban transportation, says the Chicago Times-Herald. | Fresh interest in the practicability and economy of underground street railway transportation is stimulated by recent reports from the success of the under- ground electric railway in London. This line, which extends from the Bank of England in the center of the city to a distance of six miles, and which required four years to construct and an outlay of $17,032,850, was opened on July 30 last. Its suc- cess was immediate and notable. In a letter to the state department Consul General Osborne writes that in three | days the road was used by 260,000 pass- | engers. morning, while on his way to his office | | vast network of underground, | ed coal in a slope just completed and | an erect a tipple at once. Judge Miiler, of Mercersburg, has ordered Sharon justices not to send short. term prisoners to the county jail. | He says they should be made to wok | on Sharon strects Angus Tibbs, known as “Eatabite,” who spends most of his time in jail, es- caped from jail at Uniontown recently, and is still at large. He is a negro, about 30 years old. NEWSY GLEANINGS. The foot and mouth disease has brok- | en out in the Berlin abattoirs. President Diaz has appointed Raf: nel] | ' Rebollar attorney general of Mexico The congress of Ecuador has arrang- ed to pay the entire foreign debt. The complete suppression of the revo lution in Santo Domingo is officially announced. Honolulu has contributed $3,300 ta the fund for the relief of the sufferers at Galveston. From present indications at Wash- ington the cost of the present census will be $15,000,000. Lord Curzon says 500,000 deaths in India have been due to the famine, but relief is in sight. | The Germans have demanded and ob- tained of the Russian the railway from Tien Tsin to Pekin, | The Berlin Municipal Council appointed a commission to the scarcity Sta has investigate of dwellings in Berlin. of Colorado and the cattle- working together, are offering 7 for every coyote scalp presented. The bureau of engraving and print- i devised a scheme to prevent the < evenue stamps a second time. Denver, Col, is to have a new reser- | voir about fifty miles away. The dam to be 220 feet high and will cost $70c0,- Ste < ° 5 Shade Tn have erto Pest imported from Germany. { Signor Marconi has nieans of insuring the privacy of wire- less teleg 1s by a system of * ‘tuning” New York city protest- , and Wa ashi an made represent. ations to France. invented a ng and receiving instru- n fransstission of mails rts of delivery and | | makeshiits | preliminary to the The road has many American innovations, which are greatly appreciat- ed by Londoners. It is equipped with luxurious vestibule cars and 28 topedo- shaped engines, which were built in the United States. So great has been the success of the underground electric that engineers freely make the prediction that in ten years London will be supplied with a electric railways, with a grand belt of electric lines encircling the metropolis. The new system, it is claimed, has not only emptied the omnibuses, but has thinned out the crowds on the pavement. There is little doubt that any plans affecting the surface lines in Chicago and New York are only* temporarv to be regarded ag merely final underground solution of the traction problem2—the only solution that will relieve the con- : | gestion in the streets and give rapid i shows that, | single year, considerable when decades are compa- led transit by doing away with street cro ings. The Best Prescriptica for Chills and Fever is a bottle of GROVE'S TASTELERS CHILL TON10. It is simply iron and quinine in a tasteless form. No cure—no be y. Price boc. Shore Sinking, Sea Encroaching. That the shore of the Gulf upon] which Galveston is situated is gr radually | sinking is a fact which cannot be dis- | {regarded. A city which has an cleva-| tion of only 12 feet at most cannot last | long even with a subsidence of one to |two feet in a century. Direct evidence | of the general sinking of the Atlantic coast 1s given by the configuration of the land. 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