The Somerset County star. (Salisbury [i.e. Elk Lick], Pa.) 1891-1929, February 15, 1900, Image 3

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SENTENCED
A Dog to Jall for Sixty Days to Stay
with His Master.
New York World: It is of record in
Recorder Stanton’s Court in Hoboken
that Kaiser, a mongrel yellow dog, was
formally taken before him and sen-
tenced to sixty days in the county jail,
and a commitment was regularly made
out. This was done that the dog might
not be separated from his master, Ed-
ward Livermore. Time was, perhaps,
when Livermore was good to look up-
on, but Kaiser was never anything but
an ugly cur. The man is 52 and looks
years older. Dog and man have starved
together. Their bones are almost stick-
ing through their skin. Both bear the
imprint of suffering from starvation
and cold. The man was clad in rags.
Only when Livermore realized that he
was so weak from lack of food that he '
must die of starvation or cold did he |
apply to Poormaster Brock the other |
day {or admission to the almshouse.
“You will have to leave the dog be- |
hind,” said the poormaster as he wrote |
out the commitment. “We can’t part,” |
said the old man, and his voice trem- |
bled, as if the suggestion that he would
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give up his dog hurt him. He turned
to the dog. “If we can’t live together
we'll die together, won't we, Kaiser?”
The poor, gaunt dog wigwagged his
stumpy tail in acquiescence. “You
don’t understand,” said the old man,
gently. “You see, I was prosperous
once and owned my own canal boat.
It sank one night about six years ago,
and I should have gone down with it
had it not been for Kaiser. He jumped |
into my bunk and awakened me while |
the water was pouring into the cabin. |
We've been pals ever since, share and |
share alike, and we can’t part now.” |
Then Poormaster Brock's manner |
changed. He took Livermore and Kai- |
ser before Recorder Stanton, and when |
the latter heard the story he sentenced
man and dog to the jail for two
months, and they walked off together,
happier than they have been for
months
Both Had.
From the New York World: Caller—
“Oh, what dear children—and such
charming manners.” Father—*Yes,
the children have the advantage of ‘my
wife’s remarkable system of training.”
Little Marjorie— ‘So have you, papa.”
Russia Wants Typewriters.
The latest Russian information re-
ceived indicates that a considerable
modification of the imperial Russian
law affecting the use of typewriters in |
that country is about to take place,
says the Detroit Free Press. Hitherto
the use of this machine has been re-
stricted to such individuals as could
obtain special permission, as it was
feared that the general use of this ap-
paratus would greatly facilitate the
machinists of the nihilistic element.
Foreign business houses were almost
the only ones making a liberal use ot
the typewriter. Of late years, however,
Russian industry and commerce have |
extended at such rapid rate and the |
educated clement available for the |
purpose of correspondence is relatively
so small that the Russian government
has at last admitted the necessity of |
acceding to the wishes of Russian mer-
chants. Of course, this means a con-
siderable extension of American trade.
| dent
i vice.
FIFTY-SIXTH CONGRESS,
. Senate.
TWENTY-NINTH DAY.
When the Senate
met to-day Senator Aldrich, chairman,
!
finance committee |
POWE rR
les up the slope, {
Panting, blowing, shrieking onward, like a |
traveler spurred by hope,
Onward, upward, ever pressing, like & being i
i
Have you seen the locomouve as she strug- |
|
| But the power that propels her is a shovel-
offered an amendment declaring for in- |
ternational agreement for the recogni-
tion of bimetallism. The Republican
members manifested no surprise, and
the Democrats received the amendment
with a sarcastic smile. There was but
little discussion.
Senator Penrose introduced a bill to
extend the provisions oi the
laws to the officers and members oi the
militia during the civil war who served
during emergencies, but were never en-
listed in the regular service, and to
their widows and children.
The secretary oi the navy has sent to
Congress a deficiency estimate of $838,-
300 to mieet increase expenditures inci-
to the establishment of naval sta-
tions antes of the United States.
JIRTY-FIRST DAY.
In he Senate discussion of the finan-
cial bill occupied the session. Mr. Allen,
Populist, Nebraska. charged the Repub-
lican party with breaking faith with the
people on bimetallism and systematic-
ally discrediting the work of the in-
ternational bimetallic commission. Mr.
Cockrell. Democrat, Missouri,
ed that the bill contained the
movement toward the perpetuation of
the National debt.
The House received the reports from
the Ways and Means committee on the
Puerto Rican tariff bill. Mr. Butler,
Republican, Pennsylvania, secured
unanimous consent to pass a bill au-
thorizing the Secretary of the Navy to
place the frigate Constitution (Old
Ironsides). now at Boston, in the same
condition she was while in active ser-
The work is to be done under the
auspices of the Massachusetts State so-
ciety, the cost to be defrayed by popu-
lar subscription.
The Senate
withdrawing
Honolulu,
public domain.
Shout 120,000 square feet. and
a cemetery and Hansoletn of the
A fanily of Hawa
THIRTIE TH DAY.
isthmian canal treaty
the resolution
within the city of
Islands, from the
The land amounts to
passed
lands
Hawaiian
The new with
| Great Britain was taken up by the Sen-
| ate committee on foreign relations,
thorizing the publication of the pro-
ceedings of the G. R. encampments
as a government document and provid-
ing for Sel distribution among the
various G. vests. The Senator
also Gl the bill to authorize the
Lake Erie and Ohio river ship canal,
that was introduced in the House by
Representative Dalzell. The Senator
also presented the resolutions of the
Pittsburg chamber of commerce urg-
ently praying for the necessary legisla-
tion for the canal, and inclosing the re-
ports made by its board of engineers
in 1806 on the subject.
Representative McClellan, of New
York, introduced a bill for the acquire-
ment of the Erie canal by the United
States government and its enlargement
to a capacity sufficient for the largest
| vessels of wag at a cost not exceeding
$75.000.000.
Representative Acheson introduced in
the House a bill appropriating $2,000,-
pe nsion |
contend-
initial |
| Peppertree?
, cause a
is used |
with a soul? |
ful of coal. {
Till, at last, she’s reached the summit, then |
adown the hillside flies, |
Where another mighty
journey to the skie |
Now no effort,swiftly dawaward, gently o'er |
v knoll,
i then is calling for a shov- i
oval |
inountuin starts its |
elful of
life's |
So in life we
upward journey, up
2, earnestly our |
But the jonrne y
would reach gould,
flerce pr ire or pressing, we would
shovel in the coal. !
rhter.
sooner we |
If, as
T'rue, some early struggle upward, till they
reach the m un I
perhaps, lie
journey is more it
Till again they reach the
fellow ou the roi
Of the mighty is the fellow who keeps shov-
elling the
cht, |
Then, id ting where the |
bottom, but the
coal.
—Omaha World-Herald.
HUMOROUS.
“Doesnt the vessel tip frightfully?”’ |
Steward —The vessel, mum is trying |
to set a good example to the passen- |
gers. !
Husband —Does Jack know Miss |
Wife (calmly)—I believe |
not, for he has asked her to marry |
him.
She—His arguments seem to have |
considerable weight. He—Of course
they have. He tips the scales at 300 |
pounds, |
Ida - Scmetimes a few lines will
woman no end of worry.
May—Yes; especially if they happen
to be in her iace. |
‘“The almanac man is so contrary !”
“What do you mean?’ ‘‘He always |
makes the days shorter just when we |
need more time.”
He— Man has a perfect organ of |
speech. She--Well, so has woman, |
He-—Oh, no, she hasn't. Hers is |
Some men not only hope Success {
Upon their doors wili knock:
But think she'll enter even if
She has to break the lock.
“What a petted air your cat has,
Mrs. Slimmer.” ‘‘Yes; she used to
catch mice—think of it!—bnt we've
fed her so well that she quit.”
Mr. Borem (11 p. m.)—My motto
is, “Pay as you go.’ Miss Cutting —
Well, I'm willing to lend yon a small
{ amount if it will help youn ont.
'asked an
‘Mike, can yon define
affable employer.
‘nothing’?”
ag
| gorry, 1 can show you a Pocketful of
it every Soonday mornin’ © answered |
| Mike.
000 for the Stenson of rural free de- |
livery of mail ser
THIRTY - SE COND DAY.
There was a scene during to-night's
session of the ITouse which recalled the
exciting days of the Fiity-first Con-
gress. An irate member rushed down
the main aisle, br: dishing his arms and
shouting for recognition, while half the
Democratic members were
the occupant of the chair for what they
termed his arbitrary course, and from
several places in the hall came loud
hisses.
As no Senator was prepared to pro-
ceed with a discussion of the
measure, the Senate transacted only
routine business, and adjourned early to
enable members to attend the obsequies
of Gen. Lawton. In the absence of Mr.
Turley the Quay case was not taken up,
though Mr. Chandler was anxious to
call it.
Senator Jones, of Arkansas, introduc-
ed a free silver coinage substitute for
the pending currency bill.
Senator Scott, from the committee on
public buildings and grounds, reported
favorably the bill authorizing a new
‘‘Liook out! I'm after you,” shout-
ed the seal hunter. ‘‘I don't give a
wrap,” replied the humorous seal,
disappearing under the waves at that
moment.
Mr. Gaswell—I dropped a cent in
| the gutter and it has reduced me to
poverty. Mr. Dukane How could
excerating | 3 YC
| ence 1 your wife now
| of your
finance |
yon be reduced to poverty by the loss
of u single cent? Mr, Gaswell-— Don’t
you see that it makes me a penny-less
man?
Pobbs--Do yon notice any differ- |
from the days
courtship? Nobbs—Yes, 1 |
do. In those days she would be con-
tent to sit on my knee; now she sits
on me altogether whenever she gets
/1 oppor tanity,
A BEWILDERED HAVANA PORTER.
. Unable to Comprehend American Ways of |
‘toward the
Treating Women of One's Household.
With all the superficial gallantry
fair sex with which the
, Cuban aud the Spanish are endowed.
public building at W heeling, but with |
amendments reducing the total cost
from $1,000,000 to $400,000, and provid-
ing that the present building should not
be sold until the new one was ready for
seenpRpey;
THIRTY-THIRD DAY.
Representatives of the liquor interests
i of the State made a careful poll of the
| House to ascertain if they
had sufficient
| strength to secure a reconsideration of
the vote by which the Clark local op- |
Million
Women
have beer relieved of
female troubles by Mrs.
Pinkham’s advice and
medicine.
tion bill was passed on Thursday aiter-
noon. They found they had not, and
the plan was abandgned for the time be-
ing. When the embly reconvenes
on Tuesday a determined effort to se-
cure a reconsideration will be made, and
if Successind, the bill will be killed.
ifty-six bills were introduced in the
Hom , among them several relating to
Cuyahoga county. Mr. Linden intro-
duced a bill to create Greenfield town-
ship in Cuyahoga county, and provid-
ing that the present justices of the peace
may serve without re-election. Mr. Mec-
Kenzie, a bill creating a board of re-
view for Cleveland, and Mr. Breck, by
request, a bill to inaugurate the teach-
| showed in a
there is mixed a peculiar disregard
aud mistrust which, to say the least,
is very strange to American or Eng- |
lish ideas. This very week an Ameri-
can family had an experience which
humorous way both the
frust of women, and
Spaniard’s m
his own sense of «loyalty to his em- |
ployer. When {he household was
first established in Havana the good
housewife, to the mind of the deep- |
chested Spanish porter. was an utter
nonenity. When she ordered tea of
an afternoon ihe porter ran fo her
husband to sez if she might have it
and when one day she sent him for a
bottle of cognac his report to the hus-
band was of such a character that the
latter once and for all established his
wife’s place in household matters so
far as that porter was concerned. He
was informed that she was absolute
| mistress of internal affairs and that if
ing of the Italian language in the Cleve- |
land schools.
The House committee on municipal
| hie has agreed to recommend the
The letters of a few are
printed regularly in this |
paper.
If any one doubts the
efficiency and saoredly
confidential character of
Mrs. Pinkham’s methods,
write for a hook she has
recent’; ublished which |
Contains letters from the
mayor of Lynn, the post-
master, and others of her
city who have made care~
ful investigation, and who
verify all of Firs. Pink-
ham’s statements and
sweeping. Investigate
have all disappeared. I had been troubled |
with this ailment. We Sannot pas too high-
claims.
The Pinkham claims are
them.
THIRTY YEARS OF CURES
Has the largest sale of any ink
in the world.
“My wife had pimples on her face, but
she has been tuking a CARETS and they
with constipation for some time, but after tak- |
ing the first Cascu ECE 1 have had no trouble |
ly of Cascarets.” FRED WAR’
5708 Germantown hind Palladetphia, Pa.
CANDY
CATHARTIC
TRADE MARK REGISTERED
Potent,
Palatable,
Good, Never Sicken, Weaken, or Gripe
... CURE CONSTIPATION. ...
Sterling Remedy Company, Chicago, Montreal, New York. S14
Pleasant, Taste Good. Do
e. 10¢, 25¢, He.
Sold and RNATonced by all qe00-
gists to ov JRE Tobaeco Habit.
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| approximately,
| tion ball that has
passage of the Warwick bill, which pre-
vents the sale of municipal properties
by councils and boards, unless the prop-
| osition is first submitted to and approv-
ed by a vote of the people.
By a vote of 52 to 44 the Normal
school bill was defeated.
House.
The river and harbor committee of
the House has decided not to report a
river and harbor bill at this session of
Congress as a balance of $30,000,000,
was already available for
river and harbor improvements.
Elections and lynching in the south
were the subject of debate at one period
| it, and he really seemed disappointed
in the House. Mr. Linney, of North
Carolina saying that the Iz of free!
elections is the only infirmity in our
governmental system. He said that
since 1891 there has been an average of
i 140 lynchings each year in the south.
Senator Morgan has offered a sub- |
stitute for the Senate financial bill, pro- |
viding that the fixed policy of the Uni-
ted States is to pay off thie national debt
as rapidly as possible; that the specie
basis, consisting of gold or silver or
both, is the only true basis of
bills, and that it is unjust to change the
present financial system.
The House committee on war
zell’s bill to reimburse the
| and interested audience
bank |
and very reasonable in price.”
claims |
| reported favorably Representative Dal-
common- |
wealth of Pennsylvania for expenses in- |
curred during the civil war in equipping
troops. The amount of the
$46.345. with interest.
The House Committee on Claims fa-
| vorably reported the Cooper bill for the
payment of the Southern cotton claims.
The bill involves an expenditure of $10,-
000,000.
Representative Graham introduced,
by request, the most drastic naturaliza-
made its appearance
for years. It was sent to him by Joly
H. Stephenson, of Allegheny.
The personal y conducted tour of the
club women of New York to the Paris
Exposition promises to be one of the
{ most notable of the exhibits illustrating
| this country's
|
advancement.
New Hamp rire Sons of Veterans are
maFKing strenuous efforts to have a nat-
ional ‘military college located at The
Weirs, an elevated site on Lake Winni-
pesaukee.
claim is |
| Havana's
| San.
; keep me awake all night.”
the husband were annoyed any more,
i rome one would be looking for a job.
| This
settled it, and the porter ac- |
quiesced in the new order of things,
but still that mistrust of femininity
lingered.
There was a little informal dinner,
and the mother of the household asked
her daughter to write to Captain So-
and-so, inviting him to attend. This
the young woman of approximately
twenty summers did and, having ad-
dressed the note, carried it to the por-
ter to be delivered. He sagely took |
it without a word, and as soon as the
senorita’s back was turned he slipped
in to see her mother, holding the let-
ter gingerly in his hand. He was
dreadfully embarrassed, but he did |
not hesitate to askif the young woman |
was sending this note to the gallant |
captain with her mother’s knowledge
and consent. There wasn’t going to be |
any clandestine correspondence going |
on about that house if he could help
when he was ordered to do as he was |
told and ask no questions. He is still |
holding his pla e, but one more offence
against the dignity of womankind is
likely to consign him to the ranks of
unemployed. —New York
One Way to Press Pants.
The clerk was tryinz hard to sell
her a trousers stretcher, while a small
; stood by.
its kind on the
sured her,
“The very best of
market, madame,’
“Yes, {or one,” she replied, wiih a
superior air, ‘‘but wher your Lusba: d
has tw eniy bans of trousers, it’s rather
expensive.’
“But doesn’t he have to pay a quar-
ter every little while to
pressed?”
“Oh, dear no.
the library
tionaries on top of them.
Mail and E Yness
get them
He spreads them on |
Hoor and buts all the die-
’—New York
The Only Disgrace.
“Does your millionaire friend think |
that it is a disgrace to die rich?’ asked
Mr. Bloomfield.
‘Not at all,” replied Mr. Bellesfield. |
‘“‘His idea is that it is a d’sgrace to be
born poor.” — Pittsburg Chroniel - |
Telegraph.
Couldn’t Think of It.
“Come, John,” said the wife of the
night watchman; ‘better Lave a cup
of coffee before you go on duty.”
“No,” he replied firmly; “‘it might
Ju ge.
| pending reciprocity treatie
| spleen,
{ against this invasion. As
| the civilized
| and by indirection are
| made without stops. | ternational and national,
Senator Penrose introduced a bill au- |
| said, ‘1 go, sir,”
| home market.
A COBDENITES DIATRIBE |
FREE TRADERS HATE THE
actment That Shall Drive Eve
tige of Protection Out of Our
System” —=Marvels of Our Plan.
The Boston Herald
y Ves-
Fiscal
finds in the
s and in the
proposition to bring 1 raerto ico into
the American tariff system a conven-
ient ceeasion for venting i we trade
Lapsing into Cobdenite dia-
tribe, this irreconcilable protestant
against the facts of history and the
logic of events savagely assails the
whole system of protection to Ameri-
| HOW
AMERICAN POLICY.
They Demand “a Sweeping Tariff En- |
can labor and industry as the product |
of logrolling and lobbying. Thus:
‘“A used his influence to secure fav-
orsof B,C, D and E,on the understand-
ing that these latter were to use their
influence to help him pull certain
chestnuts out of the Congressional
fire; but under these reciprocal trade
| treaties A and B think that they are
likely to lose a part of their ill-gotten
spoils, and hence they call upon C,
D and and E, and the whole remain-
ing alphabet of interests as well, to as-
sist them in defending themselves
there has
to be loyalty between logrollers as
well as honor among thieves, the
others are likely to respond to this ap-
| peal by doing what they can to defeat
| the objectionable proposition.
There you have the typical free
trade conception of an economic sys-
tem whose results are the marvel of
world. The men who
supplied the information which en-
abled Congress to frame successful
tariff’ laws are characterized as selfish
conspirators against the general good,
stamped as
‘‘thieves.” Of course the Boston
Herald has a remedy to propose. Tt
is to abolish protection absolutely and
get back to the platform of free trade |
pure and simple:
“We are thus inour policy, both in-
the slaves of
| these industrial tyrants which the pro-
tective system has built up. Appar-
ently, the only way that we are to re- |
| lieve ourselves of these
the sea’ is to hurl them from our
‘old men of |
shoulders by a sweeping tariff enact- |
ment which shall drive every vestige
| of protection out of our fiscal system,
| and impose taxes only
upon
commodities: from which we hope to
obtain a revenue, and on those at such
a point, high or low, as seems best
calculated to bring about the desired
result.”
Congressman Hopkins was right in
those |
| umbrella.
contending in his Forum article {that |
the tariff is still a live issue. It is
true that there are not at present a
very large number of free trade pro-
pagandists who are so frank and so
foolhardy as the Boston Herald writer
above quoted. There are, however,
many who believe as he does, but are
| restrained by considerations of pru-
dence from saying so in plain words.
A Prophet Who Deserves No Honor.
“Labor scarce in West Virginia’ is
the heading of a dispatch from
Charleston, which says:
‘“There is not one idle mill south of
the Kanawha River. Five thousand
coal miners are needed, and mines are
almost idle because miners cannot be
secured. Men are needed in the tim-
ber regions. The Chesapeake and
Ohio Railroad shops at Huntington
are six weeks behind in their work.
The American Car and Foundry Com-
pany has orders for half a year.”
| tion and, glacing around, saw the miss-
have been hewn with an ax.
Four years ago industries in West |
Virginia were at a standstill—not be-
sause of lack of laborers, but becanse
of a lack of demand for the products
of mine or factory or lumber camp.
Democratic free trade had impover-
ished the people and paralyzed busi-
ness, Professor Wilson, viewing the
| wonderful ehange for the better which
has taken place in the material condi-
tion of his own State since the repeal
of his free trade law. ought not to
question the justice iu the application
an his case of the rule that a prophet
nas no honor in his own country.
IT EXCEEDS PROMISE.
Protection’s Fulfillment
Pledges Made For It.
The country’s experience with the
unfulfilled promises of the free traders
and with the unpromised fulfillment
of the protectionists affords a modern
exemplification of the Seriptural par-
able of the two sons, one of whom
and went not; the
other, of whom said, “‘I go not,” and
went. The Wilson law supporters
promised to gives us the markets of
the world through their tariff changes
in the direction of free trade. In-
stead, they gave our market tothe
foreigners and struck a death blow to
American industries. The supporters
of the protective tariff policy have
never made many promises in respect
to the securing of foreign markets.
They have advocated protection chief-
ly as a means of preserving to us our
They have kept their
promises, but they have gone far be-
yond any promises. Under protection
American manufacturers have kept. for
| themselves the American market, with
its marvelous consuming capacity, and
they have won much “beyond that.
They have a large and constantly |
growing share
world.
One of most recent evidences of the
entrance of American manufacturers
in the markets of the
| into foreign fields is the announce-
| ment that the Baldwin Locomotive
Works has recently had, in addition
to many other foreign orders, an or-
der for ten Atlantic type passenger
engines for the State
France. It is also reported that
Jackson &
the
Sharpe Company have
| received a large order for tramway cars
These |
from Alexandria, Egypt.
things, among thousands of others like
them, were neither
promised, but they have come {o pass
under the benign regime of McKinley | (after 2 Detoll of profound cogitation)
and protection.
Unusual Cause For Worriment,
Mary—‘‘You look worried,
what's the trouble?”
John—*“Why, youn see it’s
Four years ago I was troubled about |
John;
like this:
getting a job; now so many jobs
offered that I don’t kuow which
to take.”
ara
one
railroad of |
i in ictures
Far Beyond the | gv
| pictures, white frames for water col-
| lyn,
guaranteed nor |
{| Arlnk?”
| smell and completely derange the whole sys-
| tem when entering it through the mucous
|
|
| tieth Century Girl calendar, all for 5c.
to be just as good as the
There are many white soaps, each represented
Ivory; they are not, but
like all counterfeits, lack the peculiar and remarkable
qualities of the genuine.
Ask for Ivory Soap and insist upon g
getting it.
COPYRIGHT 1898 BY THE PROCTER & GAMELE CO. CINCINNATI
GAVE BOY A TONIC CAPSULE.
Reward for the Honesty and Cheek of
a Zealous Bellboy.
From the New Orleans Times-Demo-
crat: A well-known drug drummer,
who is paying his regular holiday visit
to New Orleans, took the train last
Monday evening for a little side trip :
to Baton Rouge and in the hurry of
his departure left a handsome bone-
handled umbrella hanging on a hook
in the lobby of the hotel. It was a
tempting prize, but probably every
kleptomaniac who saw it supposed the
owner was seated near at hand. At
any rate, it remained undisturbed and
was still there yesterday when the
drummer returned. “By the way,” he
remarked, after he exchanged greet-
ings with the clerk, “I've managed
somehow to lose my new bone-handled
Have any of you seen such
a thing lying around the office?” A
quick-witted bellboy heard the ques-
ing article hanging within a foot of his
head. Bupposing it had been there for
only a few moments, he promptly
grasped the ferrule. “Is this the one?”
he inquired. “Yes!” exclaimed the
traveler, delighted, “and I must say I'm
surprised nobody has nipped it!” “Aw,
they couldn’t do that,” replied the bell
boy, “I've been holdin’ on to it fer y’
ever since y’' hung it up.” The drug
drummer stopped with his hand halt
way down his pocket and a whimeical
smile overspread his countenance.
“Well,” he sald slowly, “I was intend-
ing to give you half a dollar, but if
you've been holding that umbrella for
three consecutive days you're more in
need of a tonic. Here is a capsule of
quinine and iron.” The gloom which
settled down upon the bell bench might
Value of Plctures.
Pictures do more toward furnishing
a house and determining the status of
2 inmates than anything else. It you
have a suspicion that you are not wise
in choosing and hanging pictures, get
advice from someone whose taste need
not be questioned, says the Pittsburg
Dispatch. Cheap pictures are not nec-
essarily poor, but a poor picture is
usually cheap. To be able to discern
the difference is a quality with which
every one is not blessed. A good plan
Is to purchase copies of famous pic-
tures, etchings and engravings. These
are almost sure to be good. In fram-
remember that gold
frames are for oil paintings and dark
ors, and black enamel or Flemish oak
and modern oak for etchings and
photographs.
Dog as a Mail Carrler.
New York Times: A woman called
at a house on Lafayette avenue, Brook-
the other day, bearing a letter
addressed to the lady residing there.
It had been mailed the day previous,
but the address was almost effaced.
The woman explained that she had a
young collie which was in the habit of
picking up and playing with articles
he found on the sidewalk. She had
been out walking with him when she
noticed that he was playing with a let-
ter, which he had evidently found. She
took it from him, and, finding that it
had not been opened, she called at the
address and delivered it. It was
found about a block away from its
address, and had probably been drop-
ped on the sidewalk by a letter car-
rier. The owner talks of getting a poe
sition as mail carrier for her couie.
First Come, First Served.
Don’t say that you couldn’t get the
valuable presents offered with “Red
Cross” and ‘‘Hubinger’s Best” laundry
starch; your grocer has them for you;
ask him for a coupon hook, which will
enable you to get one large 102. pack-
age of ‘“‘Red Cross” starch, one large
10c. package of “Hubinger’s Best”
starch, with the premiums, two beanti-
ful Shakespeare panels, printed in
twelve beautiful colors, or one Twen-
That Boy.
From the Chicago News: Johnny—
“Mamma,sea water isn't good to drink,
is it?” Mamma—*‘“No, dear.” Johnny
what do the
—“Mamma, whales
What Do the Children Drink?
Don’t give them tea or coffee. Have
you tried the new food drink called
Graix-0O? It is delicious and nourishing, |
and takes the place cf coffee. he more
GirAIN-O you give the children the more
health you distribute through their sys- |
tems. GrAIN-O is made of pure grains,
and when properly prepared tastes like
the choice grades of coffee, but costs about
1{ as much. All grocerssell it. 15¢. and 25c.
Thirty-six foreign vessels, having an
aggregate tonnage of 57,53 6, met with
disaster in American waters last year.
Beware of Omtments for Catarrh That
Contain Mercury,
as mercury will surely destroy the sense of
Such articles should never be used
rescriptions from reputable ph Sy
cians, as ti S damage they will do is ten
to the food you can Toy derive i
them. all's Catarrh Cure manufactured by
¥. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, O..
mercury, lf taken internally. acting di-
rectly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of
the sv stem, In buying Hall's Catarrh Cure
be eure te get the genuine. It is taken
Poterantly ats i= made in Toledo, Ohio,
by F. Cheney & in Testimonialg rec.
“Sold by dru ists; price 750. per bottle.
Ball's Family Bills RH the ‘Dost,
Groce expects to come
treasury surplus next year.
out with a
Rducate Your Bowels With Cascarets.
Candy Cathartic, cure constipation forever.
10¢,25¢. If C. C.C. fail, druggists refund mouey.
The salesgirls in a New Jersey town
have started a crusade against the use of
slang. Ta
Jell=0, the New Dessert,
Pleases all the family. Four flavors:—
Lemon, Orange, Raspberry and Strawberry.
At your grocers, 10 cts.
The last was the greatest year for
pears that the New Jersey farmers have
hadjoradecade. =
Beauty Is Blood De .
Clean blood means a clean skin. Ne
beauty without it. Cascarets, Candy Cathar-
tic clean your blood and ben it clean, by
stirring up the lazy liver 2nd Iriving all im-
urities from the bod, a5 Begin to-day to
anish pimples, boils, jotehes blackheads,
and that sickly bilious complexion by taking
Cascarets,—beauty for ten cents. All drug-
gists, satisfaction guaranteed 10c, 25¢, 50¢.
The New York Press blames amateur
photographers for a large percentage of
the water waste in Brooklyn.
Mrs. Winslow's Soothing fyrap forchildren
teething. softens the gums, reduc e3in Jamin: =
tion, allays pain, cures wind colic. a bottle,
sworn death to all
“The Boers have
says a letter from a
3ritish lancers,
Dutchman.
y ITALITY (ow, debilitated or r exhaustes 1 cured
EE 8!
Kline,
y Dr. Kline's Invigorating Tonic.
oa bottle for 2 weeks’ treatment. Dr.
. 981 Arch St., Philadelphia. Founded 1871.
Ostrich Spolled His Speech.
Anybody who heard Senator Allen
of Nebraska, deliver his famous fif-
teen-hour speech against the bill for
Save Your
the repeal of the Sherman silver bill |
would hardly believe
coud stump him.
that anything
Yet there is an ex-
perience in the senator's life which
shows that, after all, he is like unto
other mortals, says the Washington
Post. I
was campaigning in my
state once,” said the senator, “when 1
had occasion to speak at a fair
grounds. The grand stand was full,
and the occasion seemed to be full ot
promise for an orator overflowing as
1 was with political gospel. Just as I
had commenced a man brought out an
ostrich hitched to a sulky. I don't
know whether you ever saw the trot-
ting ostrich in the east, but out west
he was a great attraction. Well, as
soon as that bird began to run around
the track I wasn’t in it.
monopolized the
man, woman and child. When the
bird stopped the people listened to me,
but when he threw out his long legs
The ostrich |
attention of every |
again there was a roar of laughter and |
applause which drowned every word I
uttered. Finally, I gave it up. I let
the trotting ostrich have everything
his own way.”
Optimistie.
From the ». Vari World.—Angel-
tne—Do you reall ahink, then, that
Mr. BSofthead is interested in you?
Barbara—Yes, that is, he mentioned
flats the last time #e called.
“I had 2 bad cough for six
weeks and could not find any
relief whatever. I read what a
wonderful remedy Ayet's Cherry
Pectoral was for coughs and I
bought a bottle. Before I had
taken a quarter of it my cough
had entirely left me.”—L. Hawa,
Newington, Ont., May 3,1899.
Quickly
Cures Colds
Neglected colds always lead
to something serious. They
run into chronic bronchitis which
pulls down your general hatlth
and deprives you of sleep: o
they end in genuine J
tion with all its uncertain results.
Don’t wait, but take Ayer's
Cherry Pectoral just as soon as
you begin to cough. A few
doses will cute you then. But
it cures old colds, too, only it
takes a little more time. We
refer to such diseases as bron-
chitis, asthma, whooping-cough,
consumption, and hard winter
coughs.
CAE
PE ST EE CS Tn,
ou’ ve just taken cold a 25 cent bot-
tle is all you'll need. For harder cases a
cent ttle is better. For Shronie
troubles, and to keep on hand, the §1.00
bottle is most economical.
And light dressings of
emollient skim cures.
Hair with
Shampoos of
CUTICURA, purest of
This treatment at once
stops falling hair, removes crusts, scales, and
dandruff, soothes
irritated,
itching surfaces,
stimulates the hair follicles, supplies the roots
with energy and nourishment, and makes the
hair grow upon a swee
t, wholesome, healthy
scalp when all else fails.
Millions of Women
Use CUTICURA SOAP exclusively for pr
the skin, for cleansing the scalp of crusts, scales, and dandruff,
ping of falling hair, for softening, whit
eserving, purifying, and beautifying
and the stop-
tening, and healing, red, rough, and
gore hands, in the form of baths for annoying irritations and chafings, or
too free or offensive perspiration, in the form of washes for ulcerative weak=
nesses, and for many antiseptic purposes which readily suggest themselves
to women, and especially mothers, and for all the purposes of the toilet,
bath, and nursery.
used it to use any other, especially for
gealp, and hair of infants and children.
emollient properties derived from Cur
purest of cleansing ingredients, and the
other medicated soap ever compounded
serving, purifying, and beautifying the skin, scalp, hair, and hands.
other foreign or domestic toilet soap, he
with it for all the purposes of the toilet, bat. and nurser
bines, in ONE SOAP at ONE PRICE, v
skin and complexion soap, the vrs #
All that has been said of CoTicurAa
of Curicura Ointment, the most deli
greatest of skin cures.
around each package), in the “ONE
¢ InsTANT RELIEF TREATMENT For Di
and in many uses too numerous to menti
over all other preparations for the skin.
ood humors, with loss o
“All about the Ski
ole aly Boston.
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life when we must act and act quick- |
ly.—Rev. D. C. Garrett. |
Don’t Tobacco Spit and Smoke Your Lifo Away. |
To quit tobacco easily and forever, be mag-
netic, full of life, nerve and vigor, take No-To-
Bac, the wonder-worler, that makes weak men |
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strong. All druggists, 50c or 1. Cure guaran-
teed. Booklet and sample free. Address
Sterling Remedy Co., Chicago or New York
The bank of Spain has outstanding |
$16,700,000 less in loans than it report-
ed a year ago. |
for C nsymption | i
. R. Loz, 1305 Scc
St. Covington, Ky., Bet. 1894,
Ihave f
It is supposed that the
of sand in the deserts of
30 10 40 tect.
average depth |
Africa 1s from
H. oh Greex's 5 NONS
ful D Sp th
ore a ir ri beral offer in ertise ment
in hothes column of this paper.
of tans = are
Nature, after making man, found she ;
had some material left, so she mad
dude.
What Shall We Have For Dessert!
This question ar! inthe family daily.
s i Try Jell-O, a delicious
and healthful dessert. Prepared in 2 min. No
boiling! nobaking! Simply add a little hot
water & set to cool. Flavor: .emon, Orange,
Raspberry aud trawl erry
There seems to be a veritable craze for
some sort of “physical culture” in
York this winter.
To Cure Constipation Forever.
Take Cuscurets Candy Cathartic. 10c or 25¢.
if C. C. C. fail to cure, druggis s Te fund money.
One year's sweepings
mint yielded over $35,000 in px
gold and silver.
How Are Your Se taacys ?
Dr. Hobbs’ Sparagus Pills cure all kidney ills. Sam.
ple free. Add. Ster! ing Remedy Co., Chicago or N. Y
Largest farm and vegetable seed
growersin U.S. Potatoes, §1.20 an
up a bbl. Send this notice and 5c.
stamp for Big Catalog
JORNASALZERSEEDE § 8
| Y NEW DISCOVERY; gives
DR Syihenen
Book of ei 8 and 10 days’ treatmen
re br. H. H. GREEN S80NS, Box B, Atlanta, Ga
ains. Have a few exceptionally nic
rms with good) Jew buildings. Send for
T. STEY T, Carson, Virgir
P. N. U.7 00
ered vas” | Thompson's Eye Water
Vz) FARMS for sale at rare bar
No amount of persus
ts use in « -onneetion with (
NiGHT
Complete ermal and Internal Treatment for ery. Humor,
Qiticura 77 Fe TE SR
a oe itch A
The Set, B1.2B neal, and Coricura RH r {
A BINeLB ge is often Ph) to cure the most torturing, d
air, when all else fails.
y Bt grocers, 10¢. |
New |
sion can induce those who have once
preserving and purifying the skin,
CUTICURA Soap combines delicate
ICURA, the great skin cure, with the
most refreshing of fiower odors. No
is to be compared with it for pre-
No
is to be compared
Thus it com-
ywever expensi
12... 'CWENTY-FIVE CENTS, the BEST
“= huby soap in the world.
even greater emphasis
_a0st Hcotive of emollients, and
1CURA Soap (8 per directions
CURE FOR Sore HANDS,” in t
MIGURING ITCHINGS AND taney
on, is sufficient to prove its superiority
on i the blood.
i tr ng skin,
PoTTE sve AND USEM.
2
n, Scalp, and Hair,” free.
We wish to zain this year 200,
customers, and hence Her
1 Pig, Cl
{ris Earl’st Emer, to
B bs Cros 352 Market Lettuce, Tie
whe
great
SALLE
upon
ne
=e, 49 oR
a $' iis sian 1 PoTATe
1is u
Heel! 1a
know when So bi once Ha Salzer’s
ear
Jom¥ A. SALZER SE ED €o., : CROSSE, WIS.
$38 3.50 SHOES SNION
Worth $4 to $6 compared
: with other makes.
Indorsed by over
1,000,000 wearers,
The genuine have WwW.
e kind of leather,
r cap toe. Cat. free.
rane C0., Brockton, Mass.
ON 10 DAYS TRIAL.
Aluminum Rust Proof Cream
Separators, sizes 1to 15 cows, price
from 25 to $10 according to size.
FAST
COLOREYELETS
“Up-te Dates > huras, sizes 1 to
m us. We are man
a nd sell direct to the
censumer where we Ine no agent,
GIBSON-STLWART MFG. CO,
GIBSONIA, PA.
Basy Home
E: Tainiem,
% Beran aooat
yo i Sante to
Sorta
THAT irtntmant, free of
Ne
so Contdeptial 6 correspondence
vy Ph icing, ST. JAMES
CIETY, or BROA Dw AY, NEW YORK,
JUMATISM TABLETS. Posie
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ja Address Ree ro Street Book Store, N.Y. City.
i in
HOW T0 BET OFFIC i Eee Canta 55
Go Yernien it ! om raining Senn ol, Was!
D C. Ww . Posi Fenny
ures tig and Colds.
Core ents Consumption.
All Druggists, 25c¢-