RE, THES SUNY SERMOL. ¥onesty Eulogized—Rulinous Modes of Getting Money—Why Politics Has Be-~ come a Synonym Fer Truculency and Turpitude—The Morals of the Gospel. Text: “They that will be rich fall into a temptation and a snare, and into many foolish and hurtful lusts, which drown men in destruction and perdition.”’—1. Timothy vi., 9. i That is the Niagara Falls over which rush a multitude of souls, namely, the deter- mination to have the money anyhow, right or wrong. Tell me how a mar gets his money and what he does with it, and I will tell you his character, and what will be his destiny in this world and the next. I pro- pose to speak to-day about the ruinous modes of getting money. In all our city, ‘state and national elec- tions large sums of money are used in brib- ery. Politics, from being the science of good government, has often been be- draggled into the synonym for truculency and turpitude. A monster sin, plausible, potent, pestiferous, has gone forth to do its dreadful work in all ages. Its two hands are rotten with leprosy. It keeps its right hand hidden in a deep pocket. The left hand is clenched, and with its jchorous knuckle it taps at the door of the court-room, the legislative hall, tho con- gress and the parliament. The doorswings open and the monster enters, and glides through the aisle of the council chamber as softly as a slippered page, and then it takes its right hand from its deep pocket, and offers it im salutation to judge or legislator. If that hand be taken, and the palm of the intruder cross the palm of the official, the leprosy orosses from palm to palm in a round blotch, round as a gold eagle, and the virus spreads, and the doom is fixed, and the victim perishes. Let bribery, accursed of God and man, stand up for trial. The Bible arraigns it again and again. Samuel says -of his two sons, who became judges, “‘They took bribes and perverted judgment.” David says of ‘some of his ursuers, “Their right hand is full of ribes.” Amos says of some men in his day, “They take a bribe, and turn aside the poor in the gate.” Eliphaz fortells the crushing blows of God’s indignation, de- claring, “Fire shall consume the taber- nacle of bribery.” It is no light temptation. The mightiest have fallen under it. ‘Lord Bacon,Lord Chancellor of England, founder or our modern science, author of ‘‘Novum QOrganum,” and a ‘whole library of books, the leading thinker of his century, so precocious that when a little child he was asked by Queen Elizabeth, “How old are you?” he responded, “I am two years younger ‘than your Maajesty’s happy Teign;” of whose oratory Ben Jonson wrote, “The fear of every man that heard him was lest he should make an end;” hav- ing an income which you would suppose would have put him beyond the temptation of bribery—thirty-six thousand dollars a year, and Twickenham Court, a gift, and princely estates in Hertfordshire—yet under this temptation to bribery, falling flat inte ruin, and on bis confession of taking bribes, giving as excuse that all his predoceseors took them; he was fined two undred thousand dollars—or what corre- sponds with our two hundred thousand dollars—and imprisoned in London Tower. Even heathenism and the Dark Ages have furnished specimens of incorruptibility. A cadi of Smyrna had a case brought before him on trial. A man gave him five hundred ducats in bribery. The case came on. The priber had many witnesses. The poor man on the other side had no witnesses. At the close of the case the cadi said: ‘This poor man has no witnesses, he thinks; I shall produge in his behalf five hundred witness- es against the other side.” Then pulling out the bag of ducats from under the otto- man, he dashed it down at the fect of the briber, saying: “I give my decision against you.” Epaminondas offered a bribe, said: “I will do this thing if it be right, and if it be wrong, all your goods cannot persuade me.” The President of the American Congress during the American Revolution, General Reed, was offered ten thousand guineas by foreign commissioners if he would betray this country. He replied: ‘Gentlemen, I am a very poor man, but tell your king he is not rich enough to buy me.”” But why go so far, when you or I, if we move in honorable society, know men and women who by all the forces of earth and Hell could not be bribed. They would nc more .be bribed than you would think of tempt- ing an angel of light to exchange Heaven for the pit. To offer a bribe is villiany, but it is a very poor compliment to the man to whom it is offered. My charge is to you, in all departments of life. steer clear of« bribery, all of you. Every man and woman will at some time be tempted to do wrong for compensation. The bribe may not be offered in money. It may be offered in social position. Let us remember that there is a day coming when the most secret transaction of pri- vate life, and of public life, will come up for publie reprehension. We cannot bribe death; we cannot bribe sickness, we cannot bribo the grave, we cannot bribe the judgment of that God who .thunders agaiust this sin. “Fie!” said Cardinal Beaufort, “fle! Can’t death be bribed? Is money nothing? Must I die, and so rieh? If the owning of the whole realm would save me I could get it by policy or by purchase—by money.” No, death would not be bribed then; he will not be bribed now. Men of the world often regret that they have to leave their | money here when they go away from the world. You ean tell from what they say in their last hours that one of their chief sorrows is that they have to leave their money. I break that delusion. I tell that bribe-taker that he will take his money with him. God will wrap it up in your shroud, or put it in the palm of your hand in resurrection, and there it will lie, not the cool, bright, shining gold as it was on the day when you sold your vote and your moral prineiple, but there it will lie, a hot metal, burning and consuming your hand forever. Or, if there be enough of it for a ehain, then it will fall over the wrist, elank- ing fetters of an eternal eaptivity. The bribe is an everlasting possession. You take it for time, you take it for eternity. Some day in the next world, when you are longing for sympathy, you will feel on your cheek a kiss. Looking up, you will ‘find it to be Judas, who took thirty pieces of silver as a bribe, and finished the bar- gain by putting an infamous kiss on the pure cheek of his divine Master. Another wrong use of money is seen in the abuse of trust funds. Nearly every man during the course of his life, on a large or smaller scale, has the property of others committed to his keeping. He is, so far, a safety deposit, he is an adminis- trator, and holds ir his hand the interest of the family of a deceased friend. Or he is an attorney, and through his custody goes the payment from debtor to creditor, or he is the collector of a business house, which compensates him for the responsi- bility; or he is treasurer for a charitable institution, and he holds alms contributed for the suffering; or he is an official of the city or the State or the nation, and taxes and subsidies and salaries and supplies are in his keeping. Another remark needs to be made, and that is that people ought not to go into places, into business, or into positions where the temptation is mightier than their character, If there be large sums of money to be bardled, and the man is not sure of his own integrity, you have no right to run an unseaworthy eraftin a hurricane. A man ean tell by the sense of weakness or strength in the presence of a bad opportunity whether he is ina safe place, Hoav many parents make an awlu! mistake when they put their boys in bank- ing houses and stores and shops and fae- tories and places of solemn trust without ¢ en discussing Whether they can endures thn temptation! You give the boy plenty of money, and have no account of it, and muke tho way down become very easy, and you may put upon him a pressure that he cannot stand. There are men who go into positions full of temptation, consid- ering only that they are lucrative posi- tions. An abbot wanted to buy a piece of ground, and the owner would not sell it, but the owner finally consented to let it to him until he could raise one crop, and the abbot sowed acorns—a crop of 200 years! And I tell you young man, that the dis- honesties which you plant in your heart and life will seem to be very insignificart, but they will grow up until they over- shadow you with horrible darkness, over- shadow all time and all eternity. It will not be a crop for 200 years, but a crop for everlasting ages. I address many who have trust funds. It is a compliment to you that you have been so entrusted, but I charge you, in the resence of God and the world, be careful; = as careful of the property of others as vou are careful of your own. Above all, keep your own private account at the bank separate from your account as trustee of an estate, or trustee of an institution. That is the point at which thousands of people make_ shipwreck. They get the property of others mixed up with their own property, they put it into investment, and away it all goes, and they cannot re- turn that which they borrowed. Then comes the explosion, and the money mar- ket is shaken, and the press denounces, and the Church thunders expulsion. A blustering young man arrived at a ho- tel in the West, and he saw a man on the sidewalk whom he supposed to be a labor- er, and in a rough way, as no man has a right to address a laborer, said to him, “Carry this trunk upstairs.” The man carried the trunk upstairs and came down, -and then the young man gave him a quar- iter of a dollar which was clipped, and in- stead of being twenty-five cents it was worth only twenty cents. Then the young man gave his card to the laborer and said, “You take this up to Governor Grimes; I want to see him.” “Ah,” said the laborer, «J am Governor Grimes.” Oh,” sald the young man, ‘‘you—I—excusgme.’ Then the Governor said: *‘I was much impressed by the letter you wrote me asking for a certain office in my gift, and I had made up my mind you should have it, but a young man who will cheat a laborer out of five cents would swindle the government of the State if he got his hands on it. I don’t want you. Good morning, sir.” I do not suppose there was ever a better specimen of honesty than was found in the Duke of Wellington. He marched with his army over the French frontier, and the army was suffering and he scarcely knew how to get along. Plenty of plunder all about, but he commanded none of the plunder to betaken. He writes home these remarkable words: ‘Weare overwhelmed with debts, and I ean scarcely stir out of my house on accout of public creditors, waiting to demand what is due.to them.” Yet at the very time the French peasantry were bringing their waluables to him to keep. A celebrated writer says of the transaction: “Nothing ean be grander or more nobly original than this admission. This old soldier, after thirty years’ service, this iron man and victorious general, es- tablished in aa enemy’s country at the head ot an immense army, is afraid of his c,editors! This is a kind of fear that has seldom troublbd conquerors and invaders, and I doubt if the annals of war present anything comparable te its sublime sim- plieity.” Oh! is it not high time, that we preach the morals of the Gospel right beside the faith of the Gospel? Mr. Froude, the cele- brated English historian, has written af bis own country these remarkable words: “From the great house in the city of Lon- don to the village grocer, the commercial life of England has been saturated with fraud. So deep has it gone that a strictly honest tradesman can hardly hold his ground against competition. You can no longer trust that any article you buy is the thing which it pretends to be. We have false weights, false measures, cheating, and shoddy everywhere. And yet the clergy has sen all this grow up in absolute indit- ference. Many hundieds of sermons have I heard in England on the divine mission of the clergy, on bishops,and on justification, and the theory of good works, and verbal inspiration, aud the efficacy of the sacra- ments; but during all these thirty wonder- ful years, never one that I canrecollect on common honesty." My hearer, what are you doing with that fraudulent document in your pocket? My other hearer, how are you getting along with that wicked scheme you have now on foot? Is that a “‘pool ticket” you haye in your pocket? Why, O young man, were you last night practicing in eopying your employer's signature? Where were you last night? Are your habits as good as when you left your father’s house? You had a Christian ancestry, perhaps, and you have had too many prayers spent on you to go overboard, Dr. Livingstone, the famous explorer, was descended from the High- landers, and he said that one of his ances- tors. one of the Highlanders, one day ealled his family around him. The Highlander was dying; he had his children around his death-bed. Hesaid: “Now, my lads, I have looked all through our history as far back as I can find it, and I have never found a dishonest man in all the line, and I want vou to understand you inherit good blood. ¥ou have no excuse for doing wrong. My lads, be honest.” h, my friends, be honest before God, be honest before your fellow-men, be honest before your soul. If there be those who have wandered away, come back, come home, come now, one and all, come into the Kingdom of God. I am glad some one has set to musie that scene in August, 1831, when a young girl saved from death a whole rail train of pas- sengers. Some of you remember that out West in that year on a stormy night a hur- ricane blew down part of a railroad bridge. A freight train came along and it crashed into the ruin, and the engineer and con- ductor perished. There was a girl living in her father’s cabin, near the disaster, and she heard the crash of the freight train, and she knew that .in a few moments an express was due. She lighted a lantern and elambered up on the one beam of the wrecked bridge on to the main bridge, which was trestle work, and started to cross amid the thunder and the lightniug of the tem- pest,and the raclng of the torrent beneath. One misstep and it would have been death. Amid all that horror the lantern went out. Crawling sometimes, and sometimes walk- ing over the slippery rails, and over the trestle work, she came to the other side of the river. She wanted to get to the tele- graph station, where the express train did not stop, so that the danger might be telegraphed to the station where the train did stop. The train was due ina few min- utes. She was one mile off from the tele- graph station, but fortunately the train was late. With cut and bruised feet she flew like the wind. Coming up to the tele- graph station, panting with almost deadly exhaustion, she had only strength to shout, “The bridge is down!” when she dropped unconscious, and could hardly be resuscitated. The message was sent from that station to tne next station, and the train halted, and that night that brave girl saved the lives of hundreds of ‘passengers, and saved many homes from desolation. But every street is a track, and every style of business is a track, and every day is a track, and every night is a track, and mul- titudes under the power of temptation come sweeping on and sweeping down to- ward perils raging and territic. God help us to go out and stop the train! Let us throw some signal. Let us give some warning. By the throne of God let us flash some influenes to stop the downward progress. Beware! Beware! The bridge is down, the chasm is deep, and the light- nings of God set all the night of sin on fire with this warning: “He that, being often reproved, hardeneth his neck, shall sud- denly be destroyed, and that without rem- edy.” 3 THE SHBBHTSCADOL LESSON INTERNATIONAL LESSON COMMENTS FOR SEPTEMBER I I. T.esson Text * Sinful Indulgence,”” Amos vi., 1-8=Golden Text: Isaiah xxviii., T=—Commentary on the Lesson by the Rev. D. M. Stearns. 1. “Come and let us return unto tha Lord. for He hath torn and He will heal us; He hath smitten and He will bind us up.” The topic of this lesson is “Sinful Indul- gence,” and it is assigned as the quarterly temperance lesson. It is possible that the committee meant the first eight verses of chapter vii., for there is a reference in verse 5 to bottles of wine. But we shall in our meditation upon these verses consider the book as a whole and thus gather what we can of the mind of the Lord. Hosea in Israel was contemporary with Isaiah in Judab. as will appear by comparing Isa. i, with Hos. i., 1. The great sin of both Judah and Israel was that of turning away from the Lord, as is simply stated in Jer. ii., 13, and God’s constant ery to them was that they should turn to Him again. See Jor. ili; 1, 7, 12, 14,22; iv., 1, ste... This Hosea urges them to do in the first verse of our lesson, identifying himsell with them in their sins, as did all the prophets. typifying our Lord Jesus, whe took our sins upon Him that He might save us. See Dan. ix.. 5, 6, 8, etc., and Il Cor. v., 21; 1 Pet. ii., 24. i 2. “After two days will He revive us, in the third day He will raise us up, and wa shalt live in His sight.” Ali prophecy is full of a glorious future for Israel when their sins shall be blotted out, and they shall be a righteous nation before God in the midst of the earth (Isa. Ix., 21; Jer. xxxl., 33,34). In Ezek. xxxvii., 12,13, and Dan. xii., 1, 2, this restoration of Israel is associated with resurrection. It is possible that in this verse there is a looking back to Isaac being given back to Abraham on the third day, a looking forward to the resur- rection of Christ on the third day and to the restoration of Israel two days or 2000 years after thelr scattering. Note also the references to the third day in the life and in the teaching of our Lord and take as a constant prayer ‘“‘That I may know Him Phd ine power of His resurrection” (Phil. iy MY 3. *Then shall we know if we follow on to know the Lord; His going forth is pre- pared as the morning.” It is written in John vii., 17, “If any man will do His will, he shall know.” There must be a forget: ting and a pressing on if we would know Him (Phil. {if., 13). Israel grew weary ol Him and of His teachings and guidings, and they left off to take heed tothe Lord, forgot His law, joined themselves to idols and dealt treacherously against the Lord (chapters iv., 6, 10; v., 4. 7). All intemper. ance in meat or drink or in the pleasures or occupations oflife is due to a lack of the knowledge of God. His coming in glory, Ful f0ouhtioss included in His ‘going orth as the morning’’ isthe purifying hope of John iii., 3. 2 P Fingaor 4. ‘‘O Ephraim, what shall I do untc thee? O Judah, what shall I do unto thee? For your goodness is as a morning cloud and as the eariy dew it goeth away.’” Eph- raim stands for Israel, the ten tribes. God tried every way to win them, but their piety was transient as a morning cloud dis- persed by the rising sun (xiii., 3). They gried unto the Lord, even howled upon their bods, but {it was not with their heart, and when they assembled themselves, ap- parently to worship God, it was really for corn and wine or in other words, to eat and drink for their own pleasure (chapter vii., 14). They did not know that the Lord gave them their corn and wine and silver and gold which they used upon Baal. 5. “Therefore have I hewed them by the prophets; I have slain them by the words of my mouth, and Thy judgments are as the light that goeth forth,” They consid- ered not that all their doings were before God’s face (vii., 2), and that He saw their divided heart (x., 2). Through the proph- ets by His word, which is like a fire and a hammer that breaketh the rock in pieces (Jer xxiii., 29), He had sought to break their pride and their rebellion, but their doings would not suffer them to turn unto their God (chapter v,, 4, margin). Many know what they ought to do and know of God’s love to thom and claims upon them, but they stop their ears and harden their hearts and prefertheir pleasures of sin for a season. They will not believe that as they sow so shall they reap, and they that sow the wind shall reap the whirlwind (chapter viii., 7). 6. ‘For I desired mercy and not saerifice, and the knowledge of God more than burnt offering.” Sacrifice was instituted when God in mercy gave to man redemption gar- ments (Gen. iii.; 21), thus foreshadowing the sacrifice on Calvary wherein was mani- fest the groat love of God to sinners. God desires not sacrifice, for the bicod of bulls and goats cannot take away sin (Ps. x1., 6; li., 16; Heb. ix., 12). He does not ask gifts nor religious favors from those who fancy them- selves righteous, but He desires to give re- demption freely, by the sacrifice. of Him- self, to all who will receive Him. When we learn to know God and His love and His way, wenever think to offer Him anything to win His favor or in any way propitiate Him, hut accepting His propitiation, Jesus Christ our Lord, we yield ourselves to Him a living and will sacrifize, bought by His blood. 7. “But they, like Adam (margin), have transgressed the covenant: there have they dealt treacherously against Me.” On God’s part all is perfect; perdiect love and grace and faithfulness for the undeserv- ing. The break and the failure are alway’s upon man’s part. Yet God changes not; He abideth faithful and is ever the same (Mal. iii., 6). Although they were guiity of all manner of sin as recorded in the next chapter and elsewhere, yet His cry to them was, ‘‘O Israel, return unto the Lord thy God; I will heal their backsliding; I will love them freely’ (chapter xiv. 1, 4). 8. ‘‘Gilead is a eity of them thal work iniquity, and is polluted with blood.” Gilead was noted: for its spices (Gen. xxxvii., 25; Jer. viii., 22), but now it was anything but a pleasant odor to God. Even the priests were full of iniquity, as stated in the next verse, and yet they sought to cover up their iniquity by their sacrifices as if God could not read their heart. God will receive a sinner, however great hissins, if only the sinner will con- fess his sins and turn from them to God. “Only aeknowledge thira iniquity; turn, O backsliding children,” ure His entreaties to His erring people (Jer. iii., 13, 14). With cords of a man and bands of love (Hos. xi., 4), even His great love in the man that is His fellow (Zech. xiii., 7) did God seek to draw this people to Himself. If only we can be broken down to see our own helpy lessness and nothingness and in our weaksy ness take holl of His strength, all will b$ well.—Lesson Helper. The largest kitchen in the world is’ in that great ‘Parisian store. the Bon Marche, which has 4,000 employes. The emallest kettle contains 100 quarts and the largest 500. Each of the fifty roasting pans is big enough for 500 cutlets. Each dish for baking potatoes holds 225 pounds. When omelets are on the hill of fare, 7,800 eggs are used at once. For cooking alone 60 cooks and one hundred assistants are always at the ranges. The golden rcse which the Pope gives every year toaroyal. lady distinguished for loyalty both to the Pope and to the Church of Rome is made of pure gold, and is valued at $10.000, There is a golden rose on the center, in which the Pope pours balsam. this being sur- rounded with smaller rosebuds and leaves, all of the purest gold, and chis- eled with éxuuisite workmanskhin. ~ Rodgers, KEYSTONE STATE NEWS CONDENSED CARELESS SHOOTING. Ball Misses the Targst and Kills a Girl at a County Fair. A deplorable accident happened at the Parker fair at Butler one day iast week. Among the side attractions there was a shooting gallery. Anna Kelley, aged 14 years, was with some friends standing a little distance in the rear of the target. which was protect- ed by a board blind,” when someone who was shooting missed it. The ball passed through the crack between two boards of the blind and struck the girl in the back of the head. She was heard to exclaim, “Oh!” as she sank to the ground, and never spoke afterward. Death resulted in ten minutes. The name of the person who fired the fatal shot is not known, as he laid down the gun and walked away. The following pensions were issued last week: William P. Murray, Cal- lensburg, Clarion, $8; Albert Sadler, Turtle Creek, $8; Thomas B. Young, Strattonville, $6; John CC. Johnson, Emporium, $6; Levi. Enock, Allen, Cumberland, $8; William H. Davis, New Kensington, $8; William H. Soldiers’ home, Erie, 38; Joseph Corbin, Hollidaysburg, $10; George W. Neff, Altoona, $8: Robert FE. Templeton, Mariontown, Indiana, 36; Shannon Witherite, Marion, Clearfield, $6: Samuel Hartzell (dead), Island, Clinton, $8 to $12; Baltzer Decker, Har- risonville, Fulton, $15 to $20; Daniel E. Taylor, Bendersville, $8 to $12; Henry M. Calkins, Mainsburg, Tioga, $8; Ar- villa E. Hartzell, Island, Clinton, 3$§; Clara A. "landers, Osceola, Tioga, $3; Nannie J. Perry, Grove City, $8; Susan Burkhart, Eutaw, Washington, $8; William H. Boyd, Allegheny, $8; David Craft, Phillipsburg, $8; William Craven, Emporium, $2 to $8: William Patterson, dead, Washington, $8; J.afayette Jaques, 'Tryonville, Craw- ford, $8; Jesse J. Nichols, dead, Beg Run, Jefferson, $6 to $8; Jackson All- shouse, Wilmerding, $6; Benjamin Vann, Allegheny, $6 to $8; August Griecke, Costello, Potter, $8 to $12; John A. Bash, Shiremastown, Cumber- land. $16 to $17; Josiah E. Lyon, Coyie- ville, Butler, $6 to $10; Martha M. Nichols, Big Run, $8; Klizabeth C. Rentz, Carnegie, $8; Martha Hutzon, Braddock, $12. During a riot among foreign miners at Mt. Carmel, the other night, Mrs. David Jones died from excitement, and Chief of Police Nicholas Morgan was badly used up. The foreigners were making a great racket, and the Chief tried to clear them out, as they greatly disturbed Mrs. Jones, who lay sick. The gang pounced upon him, and he was soon knocked senseless. Police came to their Chief's rescue, and nine of the rioters were arrested. The sick woman died while the fight was in progress. Alexander Eicher, of Greensburg, with the Tenth Regiment at Manila, writes that there is a fortune there for a shrewd Yankee vender of cheap re- volvers and watches. The natives are particularly anxious to gain posses- sion of revolvers and fabulous prices are being paid for them. Forty del- lars has been offered for an ordinary revolver. A cheap yellow watch sells for as much as a gold one. At Greensburg, a few days ago, George Maxwell, convicted in the crim- inal court of assault and robbery, ‘was sentenced to the penitentiary for five vears. John Blenick pleaded guilty ta a charge of robbery and. was sent to jail for eight months. Albert Mcadows pléaded guilty to robbing the Balti- more and Ohio station at West Newton and was sent to jail for four months. The amount of life insurance carried by Henry M. Myers of the H. M. My- ers Company, who died recently at Beaver Falls, will aggregate fully $125,000. Most of it is in stock compa- nies, but some in beneficial organiza- tions. Mr. Myers took out $20,000 orly a few weeks ago. The body of Mrs. Frances Campbell, wife of a prominent merchant of Ittis- burg, was found floating in the Sus- auehanna river at Sunbury last week. She had been despondent over the death of a two-year-old daughter, and had often threatened to take her life. For stealing a ton of iron grate bars Henry Fortuno, of Philadelphia, is locked up in jail at Norristown. He was driving off with it from Thomas Lynch’s brickyard when Mr. Lynch overhauled him and took him before Magistrate Lenhardt. Driving along on a. load Charles Bitting, farmer for Dr. G. Mensch, of Pennsburg, was jolted from his seat and fell upon his neck, rupturing a. blood vessel. Death sulted almost instantly. Alice, the 4-year-old daughter George Peck, of Chambersburg, wan-. dered from home on Thursday morn- ing last and was found three days af- ter standing on a ‘large rock in the mountains unhurt. The strike at the of hay, James re- of Dickson Manufac- turing Company's CHff works, at Scranton, has been adjusted in favor of the boilermakers, riveters and heat- ers, and the entire force has resumed work. Horse thieves attempted to get away with a valuable horse owned by Samuel Mowery, south of Greenville. The horse became unmanageable, kicked the buggy to pieces and returned home. Bass Ecker, one of the principals in the torture and robbery of J. WW. Pat- terson and his aged mother, near Greensburg,” was last week sentenced to 12 vears in the penitentiary. Seven Scranton. merchants, charged with violations of the Pure Food law, will be prosecuted in Court by Agent Summers because they failed to com- ply with an alderman’s decision. John 1. Swink of Pittsburg has brought suit at Youngstown against the Pittsburg & Lake Erie railroad for $25,000 damages for injuries received alighting from a train. Awakened by smoke, Adam W. Ditz- ler and family fled from their burning home, at Murray Station, I.ebanon County, just in time to escape being caught under the falling roof. Attempting to jump on the safety car on Mount Pisgah plane, Mauch Chunk, Hugh Conaghan, of Summit Hill, fell under the wheels, and lost a leg and a hand. Mrs. Reed, wife of Rev. G. M. Reed, of Newville, is seriously ill with ery- sipelas, the result of an insect bite, which produced blood poisoning. While his mother’s back was turned the infant son of A. W. Sausser, of Easton, upset a crock full of boiling « water over himself and was scalded to death. Joseph Wagner, aged 15, while at- tempting to board a freight train near Williamsport, had his legs so badly mangled that they had to be ampu- tated. Mrs. George R. Starbird, the wife of a prominent citizen of Wilkesbarre, fell from a trolley car at Kingston Monday and was instantly killed. Fifty more recruits for thé United States Artillery service left Hazelton for Fortress Monroe, making nearly 100 sent from that city in a week. ‘up the moment IT wake! SPANISH SOLDIER'S LETTER HOME. You sent us away with idle prastie To conquer “‘a gang of thievea,’ Whose legious would flee in the bast of the battle . Like Autumn's withered leaves: Their rough riders fought where they could not see, Their legions know not how to flee, They hurled us into eternity, With ne'er a chance to pray! List to the men who fought amain, Who saw their comrades die in vain, Hearken to us! And ere you sail across the seas, with dreams of glorious victories, Ere you leave the old, old sod, Take your baby on your knee, kiss your wife full tenderly, Make your final peace with God. You sent us to fight a bloodless nation, Of other nations the less; The dregs and wash of all creation, The *‘drift” from across the seas. We came. We met them on the field, They charged us till our columns reeled, They crushed us and we had to yield. You warned us to die, and not surrender, You swore before the Lord The ‘‘Yankee pigs’’ would deem it tender To put us to the sword. You told us that! Caramba! you lied. They raised us up, else we had died, They laid us tenderly side by side With their own boys in blue! —New York Sun, HUMOROUS, ‘‘Are the boxes in the opera house in tiers?” ‘‘No; but the people who pay for them are.” “How did Jessop feel when the sur- geons found it wasn’t appendicitis?” ‘A good deal cut up.” Mother—What was going on in the parlor last night, Madge? Madge (slyly) —Only the engagement ring, ma. Staylait—I’'m a man with a good deal of go. She(wearily)—I shouldn’t have believed it if you had not told me. “Will you marry me?’ ‘‘I am al- ready engaged to four men.” ‘But you can marry only one, you kuow. Let me be the one.” ‘““There’s a bonnet,” said the editor's wife, ‘‘that is a perfect poem.” ‘“Yes,” he replied absent-mindedly, ‘but we never pay for poetry.” Hardluk—My life reminds me of the career of a golfball. Feltz—Why? Hardluk—Because I am helped out of one hole only to get into another. He—And she gave me one of those sweet little curls she wears. Now will you believe she loves me? She— Oh, she must. Those curls cost her $1.78 each. Gentleman (looking into the apart- ment of musical composer)—Excuse me, does Mr. Secretary Meyer live here? Musician—No; he lives an oc- tave higher. Cholly—Ethel Knox told me last night I wasn’t over half-witted. Su- sie—I shouldn’t feel badly about that; she never did know anytling about fractions. ““T have heard that she walks in her sleep,” said the gossip. ‘‘Indeed!” returned Mrs. Parvenue scornfully. ‘So common,isn’t it? I should think she would ride.” Greymair — My thoughtful woman. mine. things she thinks about me if I hap- pen to be detained down town. wife is such a Betterhaws—So’s “My dear,” said a fond wife, ‘‘when your last letter under my pillow.” “And I,” murmured her husband, ‘I often went to sleep over your letters.” Little Pitcher— Uncle John you are awfully smart, I guess. Miss Poesie—How do you know he does, Johnny? Little Pitcher could not be very hard work for you to write poetry. He (looking at the water)—Here's the swell of the steamer; will soon be here. She (looking land- ward)— Oh, he doesn’t belong to the | steamboat; he’s a clerk at the dry goods store uptown. First Sunday School Scholar—How | far have you got in the question book? | We've got as far as ‘Original sin.” Second Sunday School Scholar—Ob, | long ago. We are ’ we got by that “Past redemption. His Wife—How in the world will you ever catch that first morning train? Her Husband—Why, T'll get His Wife— But, my dear, you'll have to get up much earlier than that, She stamped Ler foot. ‘‘Look at me in the eye.” she commanded. complied. “Thirty dollars, please, he observed, after a moment, A ’ faintness came over her as she remem- | bered that he was an oculist. Fedwell —There was a surprise at Jumson’s house last night. Gabson —Friends presented him with some- thing valuable, I suppose? Fedwell —No; the peopli3 who were going to surprise him with a gold watch didn’t show up. Biggins—So yon are a victim of in- somnia? What do you take for it? Wiggins—Oh, anything that comes to hand; sometimes an empty bottle, sometimes a hairbrush or bootjack. 1t is the cats’ insomnia I'm the victim of, you know. Biggs—1I see you have that servant girl we used to huve. She has such an awful temper that 1 don’t see how you manage to get along with her. Diggs—Oh, that’s easy enough. We manage her by letting her manage everything else. “I tell you,” cried Nupop enthusi- astically, ‘‘that baby of mine is a wonder. © Think of it, only eight months old and can talk!’ ‘‘Pshaw,” remarked his friend carelessly, ‘‘I’ve known some men that cursed the day they were born.” . Social Prestige. “What is a parvenu?”’ ““That’s what the man who got rich ten years ago calls the man who got rich yesterdas.’’--Chicazo Record. You couldn’t imagine all the ! i a month, usually one of we were engaged I always slept with | | Which have | plains part thinks | | great He said it! | tions amounting to a milli | option is ry He | | and I price. THE MARKETS, PITTSBURG. Grain, Flour and Feed. WHEAT-No. 1 red. No. 2 red CORN-—No. 2 yellow, ear No. 2 yellow, shelled Mixed oar. rrr OATS—No. 2 white No. 3 white RYE—No. 1 FLOUR—Winter patents Faucy straight winter Terry HAY —No. 1 timothy........ Clo cer, No. 1 Fa. FE i.)—No. 1 white mid., ton Brawn middlings Bran, bulk 8 "RAW-—Wheat. bd pt CS ON ON = Ot OC OD 0 Ck Me Dairy Products BUTTER Elgin creamery Ohio creamery Fancy country roll CHEESE-—Ohio, new New York, new Fruits and Vegetables, BEANS-—Green, © bu.... POTATOES—White, ® bbl CABBAGE—Per bbl ONIONS—Choice yellow, # bu. 3 Poultry, Etc. CHICKENS—Per pair, small... 8 TURKEYS—Per Ib EGGS 40 50@ 14 Pa. and Ohio, fresh.... 13 CINCINNATI ° FLOUR.... .3310@ 3 WHEAT-—No. 2 red CORN —Mixed OATS EGC PHILADELPHIA. ELOGR., ....... 0 Gr eaniree ® 3 75@ 4 WHEAT--No. 2 red 68 CORN—No. 2 mixed OATS-—No. 2* whit -Crenmery, extra. ... EGGS—Pennsylvania firsts... NEW YORK. FLOUR Patents WHEAT--No. CORN-—No. 2 BUTTER Creamery... EGGS-—-State of Penn Central Stock Yards, East Liberty, Pa. CATTLE. Prime, 1300 to 1400 ths. Good, 1200 to 1300 Ibs Tidy, 1000 to 1150 tbs Fair light steers, 900 to 1000 ths Common, 700 to 200 ths.... ... 8 510w b 4 9% 50% 475 49 423 4 37 © 4 Medium 4 12 4 10 34) toughs and stags SHEEP. { Prime, 95 to 105 Ibs Good, 85t090-I1bs; .......... Fair, 70 to 80 tbs Common..... Spring lambs TRADE REVIEW. The Largest Wheat Crop Will be Earvested -Demana for Iron Froducas a Rise in Prics. R. G. Dun & Co.'s weekly review of trade reports as follows fur last week: The smallest failures ever recorded in any month for five years were those of August. No other month since the monthly reports were commenced by Dun’'s review exclusively has shown defaulted liabilities as small - within $1,000,000 and the ratio of such defaults to solvent business, represented by | exchanges through all clearing houses only: $108.70 in $100,600, is smaller by 26.5 per cent than in any previous montn. The clearings having been the largesc ever known in August, and 23.0 per cent larger than in 1892. The enormous volume of business in the most inac- tive of the year, demands attention. Postponement during ths months of war of some contracts and purchases now come forward of the increase and strong absorption of securities plains part, but there i also been a decline in the average of prices for all commodities, so that it takes a much larger volume of business in tons or bushels to mak: up transac- in more than true ex- in. 1892. ‘It is therefore | that business is larger that the boat | and ye ere is 1mn- best of all past years, every prospect of much further: crease, There is no room to doubt that the wheat crop, even though it may fall a shade below some estimates, will prove the largest ever . harvested, and al- though Beerbohm estimates: Europe's crop at 232,000,000 bushels more than the last, that would be about an average yield, while other evidence is less favorable. Foreign buying has strong, that Atl exports the week have been 85.326,81% against 5,534,758 bushels last vear, and = Pacific exports, 458.881 bushels, against 252.651 bushels. last But receipts at the West are wing, and the price has dropped 5 cents for spot, though the September «ec lower for the eek. The improvement in the iron indus- not only continued, but be- more impressive because, after enormous buving of materials has sat- istied the nevds of great consumers months to come, the demand for pro- ducts is great that both materials products gradually advance in Bessemer pig has risen to $1055 at Pittsburg, local coke at Chicago and anthracite foundry at the East are strong, and also bars and plates ad- vance a shade, with most structural and plate mills filled with orders for months to come, and 25,000 tons rails scld at Chicago for delivery next vear. The advance in tin plates, in spite of production far greater than was thought possible not long ago, is evi- dence that the consumption of steel in that branch will be heavy. The wire nail”works also report a better de- mand, and the output of Connellsville coke has started up, gaining 10,000 tons for the week. The woolen mills have rather batter crders this week, but not enough as vet to warrant running nearly [uil force, with the price of wool held at the West much above eastern mar- kets, and by the markets about 1 cent higker than the mills are bidding. In cotton manufacture there is better de- mand with a sixteenth in print cloths, though brown sheetings are a shade lower, the demand for other goods being still fairly strong. Failures for the week have been 171 in the United States. against 191 last vear, and 22 in Canada, against 25 last year. oniy has comes i0Y [0 rise Insurgents Bsizing Islands. Several shipleads of Philippine in- surgent troops have invaded the south- ern islands, with the view of seizing everything possible prior.to the settle- ment of the peace conditions. General Rios, the Spanish commander, with a flotilla of gunboats, is acting energet- ically,