' that, dear. joy the joke just as much as if you - — An Ancient Custom. From Republican Traveler, Arkansas City, an, Pilgrimages to some shrine of St. Vitus to care the disease known as Bt. Vitus’ dance are no longer made. The modern way of treating this” affliction is within reach ol every household, as is shown by the experience of Karl A. Wagner, the eleven-year-old son of George Wagner, of 515 9th St., Arkansas Oity, Kan. The fath- er tells the story as follows: ‘“‘Over a year ago,” he says, ‘Karl was taken with St. Vitus’ dance and continued to grow worse during five months he was under a physician’s care. His tongue be- came paralyzed and we could not under- stand & word he ‘sald. He becams very thin, lost the use of his right leg and seemed doomed to become a hopeless in- valid. We had about given up hope when Dr. Wililams’ Pink Pills for Pale People were recommended to my wife by a lady whose daughter had been cured of a simi- lar affiiction by the pills. i] bought a box of them at once and soon noticed a change for the better in Karl's con- when be had taken five boxes the disoase dis- ap d. A Hopeless Fuvakid. a was six months ago and there has been ne return of the &isease. The cure was offectnal and permanent, and IYeelsatisflied that mo other medicine could have pro- duced 80 marvelous a result. We Teel re- joleed over the restoration of ourson, and cannot help but feel that Dr. Williams’ Pink Fills for Pale People are the most re- markadle medicine on the‘market.”’ No discovery of modern times has proved such & blessing to mankind as Dr. Will. fame’ Pink Pills for Pale People. Acting directly on the blood and nerves, invigor- ating the body, regulating the functions, they restore the strength and health in the exhausted patient when every effort of the physictan Jioves unavefling. These pills are sold in boxes at 50 eentsa box or #ix boxes for $2.50, and maybe had of all druggists, or direct by mail from Dr. Williatns’ Medicine Co., Bchenectady, N.Y, At the Strozzi palace, in Rome, there [Is a book made of marble, the leaves being of marvelous thinness. Don't Tobacco Spit and Smoke Your Life Away, To dit tobacco easily and forever, be meg- netic, full of life, nerve and vigor, take No-To- Bac, the wonder-worker, that makes weak men strong. All druggists, 50e or €1. Cureguaran- teed. Booklet awd sample free. Address Sterllng Remedy Co., Chivago or New York There are 250 glaciers in the Alps said to be over five miles in length. Shake Into Your Snoes Allen’s Foot-Ease,a powder for the feet. It sures painful,swollen,nervous,smarting feet and instantly takes the sting out of corns and bunions. It’s the greatest comfort dfs- covery of the age, Allen’s Foot-Ease makes tight or new shoes feel easy. It is a certain cure for sweating, callous and hot, tired, aching feet. Try it to-day. Sold by all drug- ists and shoe stores, 25¢. Trial Logkage REE. Address Allen S.0lmsted,Le Roy, N.Y, Sent free, Klondike Map From Gold Commission's official survey. Ad- dress Gardner & Co.. Colorado Springs. Cola ST. VITUS’ DANCE, SPASMS and all nerv- ous diséases permanently cured by the use of Dr. Kline's Great Nerve Restorer. Send for FREE 81.00 trial bottle and treatise to Dr. R. H. Kline, Ltd., 931 Arch Street, Phila., Pa. Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup forchildren Leming, softens the ms, reducing in- dammation, allays pain, cures wind colic. 25c. a bottle. The average life of women who work for a living is 36 years. To Cure a Cold in One Day. Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All Druggists refund money if it fails tocure. 25c. A novel and simple cure for the head- ache is announced. It is for the suf- ferer to walk backward for about ten minutes, , No-To-Bac for Fifty Cents. Guaranteed tobacco habit cure, makes weak men strong, blood purse. §0c, 81. Alldruggists Shoes made of porpoise leather are absolutely impervious of water. Prayers for Celumbus. Prof. Park of Andgver figures rath- er amusingly in the reminiseences of the late Prof. Schaff, just published. In 1842 Schaff, being a privat-docent at Berlin, introduced Park to his German friends, among the rest-to Kahnis. He relates that, under the continuous-pelt- ing of Park’s questions, Kahnis finally excigimed in despair: *God forgive Christopher Columbus for diseovering Americal!” Encouraging.—Myrtle—Oh, dear! 1 wish I could think of some mew way to say no. I've had to refuse 60 many men lately that I am positively be coming weary of the old way of de clining. Alice—I wouldn't ‘worry about The fellows probably en- said something original each time.— Chicago News. Crete’'s Woeful Condition. Crete has lost through political dis. turbances of recent years olive trees to the value of $10,000,000. It will take forty years to restore the orchards to full-bearing condition, and in the mean: time 200,000 Mohammedans and 300, 000 ‘Christians will have to starve. This is America’s Greatest Medicine. It will Shatpen : . Your Appetite, iA Purify and id E/ wig Yitatize Your Blocd. Cvercome That Tired Feeling. Get a Lottle of Hood's Sarsaparilla and begin to ‘take it TODAY, ard realize the great good 1 is sure to do ycu.. = ¥ § - Hood’s Sarsaparilla 8s America's Greatest Medicine. All Gruegiste [N SPAIN'S PHILIPPINES, RULE A CURSE TO HER : FERTILE ISLANDS. Che Lot of the Native is Not a Happy One =Extortion and Cruelty Practiced by the Spaniards-—Characteristics of tho Islands and Their Inhabitants. The Philippines lie wholly within the tropics, reaching at the south to within four and a half degrees of the equator, writes Dean CO, Worcester, of the University of Michigan in the New York Independent. Big and little, they size from Luzon, with its 40,000 square miles, to tiny islets hardly worthy of the name. Destructive eruptions have occurred within recent times, while earthquakes are frequent and often of great violence. The climate is intensely hot, and in many of the islands very unhealthy for Europeans. There are four months of rain, four of sun, with intense heat, and two months of variable weather at each change of the monsoons. The tropical scenery in the forests of this archipelago is of unsurpassed splendor, the heat and moisture com- bining to produce vegetation of a mag- nificence: which beggars description. (Gigantic tress, towering to a height of 200 or 300 feet, are festooned with graceful rattaas, beantiful ferns, and exfuisite orchids, while underneath splendid tree ferns rear their lovely heads thirty or forty fees into air. The population of the islands is es- timated at froin eight to ten millions. Excluding foreigners for the moment, we find the natives divided into some- tiling like two hundred tribes, each with its peculiar dialec4 and customs. With the single exception of the Ne- gritos, these tribes are of Malay ex- traction. The Negritos are a race of dwarfish blacks, confined at present to a few of the loftiest mountain ranges. They are commonly believed to be the aborigines of the islands. They are a puny, sickly race, and are rapid- ly becoming extinot. . The tribes of Malay origin vary in their development from a state of ab- solute savagery to civilization. Extreme poverty is the rule among the civilized natives, and its caus® is, found in the heavy burden of taxation imposed upon them by their Spanish masters. Every person over eighteen years of age is required to procure annually a credula personal, or docu- ment of identification, the charge for which varies from $1.50 to $25, ac- cording to the means of the applicant. Should these sums seem insighificant it must be remembered that the aver- age native has little or no opportunity to work for hire; that if (he does suc- ceed in securing employment his wages are often not more than five cents per day and that he is usually unable to dispose of his farm products for cash, being compelled to exchanga them for other commodities. In addition to this personal tax there is a tax on co- coanut trees, a tax on beasts of bur- den, a tax on killing animals for food, a tax for keeping a shop, a tax on mills or oil presses, a tax on weights and measures, a tax on cock fighting, and s0 on to the end of the chapter. At every turn the poor native finds Limself face to face with the dire ne- cessity of paying tributo; and he fre- quently spends his life in an ineffect- ual effort to meet'the obligations thus imposed. ; a Delinquent: taxpayers are treated with the utmost severity. The first step is usually to strip them to the waist, tie them to a bench or post, and beat them unmercifully. Women are subjected to this treatment. Should none of these methods prove effective deportation follows, with confiscation of property and the leaving of women and children to shift for themselves.’ I once saw forty-four men deported from Biquijor becausethey owed taxes varying in amount from two to forty dollars. I was informed that they would be allowed to return to their families, if' they oould find them, after working out the amount of their several debts, The wages allowed them were to be ‘six cents per day. Board was tobe furnished them at a cost of five cents per day, and they were to clothe and shelter them- selves! In ‘other words, their sen- tence amounted to deportation for life. f Should a native manage to get abroad and secure some little educa- tion, he is likely to be invited on board a gunboat some evening and not heard from thereafter, the reason for his disappearance being that he knew oo much. The Governor-General is surround- td by a numerous corps of officials to tid him in the performance of his du- lies, while the islands are divided lato prowinces, over each of which presides a Governor and a horde of ninor officials. The whale Adminis- Iration is rotten from skin to core. With: few exoeptions, these officials have come from Spain with the delib- erate and frankly expressed intention of improving their pecuniary status. A few years ago it used to be said that the Governor of a province who failed to become wealthy in two years was a fool. Hostility toward foreigners is in- tense. The extensive export and im- port trade of the_isiands is in. the hands of foreign houses, to the great disgust of the Spanish, who never weary in their attempts to frame leg- islation for the ruin of these money- making interlopers. All in all, it ean hardly be said tnat the lot of a Philippine native is a happy one. He constantly chafes un- der his burden, while the half castes, with their. greater sensitiveness and superior intelligence, are perpetually boiling with more or less well-con- cealed fury. Were arms and ammu- nition to be had, Spain’s rule in these islands would be speedily terminated. number some six hundred, varying in | led by the half-castes, have repeatedly risen against the Government. Naturally the Philippine native is a peaceable, easy-going fellow. Under a decent form of government he would give little trouble. No one familiar with existing conditions can doubt that Spanish rule bas been a curse to these islands, and it would be a happy day for them should some civilized power take possession of them, Their largest cities are well-nigh defense- less and could be readily captured unless defended by a powerful naval force. Flower-Viewing in Japan. Miss Ida Tigner Hodnett writes of ‘“The Little Japanese at Home” in St. | Nicholas. Miss Hodnett says: It is one of the national customs to gc out on excursions, in parties of twc or three families, to view the flower: ing trees and plants in their season. | The Japanese love all flowers, buf | prefer those to which they look up— | the flowers of trees. They visit the | plum blossoms in February or early | March; the cherry, especially be: | loved, in April; the lotus, in July; | azaleas, during the summer; chrysan: themuma, in the autumn, and camel | lias, in December. = In the pleasure | grounds conneoted with every temple | there are always magnificent collec- tions of flowers. An expedition es: pecially to see the flowers is called a hanami, or flower view. The bank of the Sumida Raver, which crosses the city of Tokio, is covered with cherry trees, Thess give a pleasant shade, | and the spot ia’ a favorite promenade | for the citizeas all tha year round, | but in time of ‘‘cherry bloom" the | crowde that throng the avenue are larger than ever. It ia crowded on moonlight nights, and also when the | snow lies freshly fallen. Being fully alive to the beauty of | their country, wherever there is a | point from which a picturesque view | may be obtained the Japanese will build a pavilion, or a tea house, or some similar place of repose, from | which the.eyes may feast on the lovely landscape. In the family picnics or | excursions, which are frequent, some place of beautiful situation from which | there is a good view either of land or | sea is always selected. These expeditions are not discon- | tinued evan when the cold of winter | comes. Snow scenes are greatly en- | | i | | joyed, and when the freshly fallen snow is lying on the ground numerous | parties are seen at points commanding a fine view. The children are never excluded, but accompany their elders | on all such occasions. | Profit in Whiskers, / | A peculiar but profitable industry | among the natives of Blots bel preparation and sale of wa chis=" kers for toothpicks. Nature has armed tho animal with | whiskers that extend three or four | inches from its snout, and the appar- | ent use of which is to enable it to de- | tect an iceberg before actual contact has taken place. These whiskers are quite stiff, and this quality increases with age. After | a walrus has been killed the natives, | with the aid of rude pincers, pro-' ceed to pull cut each separate hair. | After a thorough drying these hairs are arranged in neat packages and ex- | ported to China, where Chinamen of the upper class use them in their | toilet. A Strange Accident. A strange accident is reported from Logan County. Mrs. Lizzie Bowers, wife of a farmer near Lewisburg, went out to ring the bell for the farm hands to come to dinner, and the clapper from the bell fell out and struck her on the head. Her skull was fractured and she fell to the ground insensible, where she lay until the men came to the house. She has suffered a great deal, but will probably recover.— Louisville Courier-Journal. A London Idea of American Manners. In an article describing the ladies’ billiard saloon of the Waldorf-Astoria Hotel, in New York, the London Globe enlightens its readers with the following veracious observation: ‘‘If a man should be so bold as to remove his coat, an attendant instantly hands him a lounge jacket. All presentshut their eyes, and do not open them again until the ringing of a bell announces that the shirt sleeves have been cov- ered.” * Of Course He Got Her. The Old Gentleman—*‘1 would] rather see my daughter in her coffin | than married to you!” The Young Fellow—*‘‘Oh, come, now, you can’t mean that. I know coffins are cheap at present, but she tells me she’ll be satisfied with a very modest wedding outfit, and I'm will- ing to pay for the gas that’s burned during the ceremony.” — Chicago News. An Old Papyrus. : The old saying that nothing is ever lost is unexpectedly verified by the recent finding in a tomb at Luxor, Egypt, where it had lain concealed for 1800 years, of a papyrus contain- ing twenty poems by Bacchylides, a great Greek poet, whose writings had wholly disappeared. A Pert Question. Willy Peck—*‘Say, Popper, Tom. my Strongwill’s father asked me a funny question the other day.” Mr. Henry Peck—‘‘Did~ he, son? = What was it?” Willy Peck—‘‘He asked me what your name was before you were mar. ried.” —Puck. . i my Society News in ludia. ‘We learn from an Indian paper thal Mr. und Mrs. Thambynayagampillai are now on a visit to Kovilkudyirruppu. Mr. Thambynayagampillai is the son of Judge G. S. Arianayagampillai and sou-in-law of Mr. A. Jambulingam- As it is. the natives. stirred up and mi udellibr. — Westminster Gazette. i caseof catarrh.” | culprit is kept awake until { Under this treatment a person Russian Gold Prodnotion. Russia holds the third place amcng gold-producing countries. Gold is only found in large quantity in the Ural mountains and vast and west Siberia; the very limited output of washed gold in Finland is not of any importance. It is only natural that the Russian government should do all in its power to advance the gold-mining industry. Its plan is to train up a staff of mining engineers, and to let these experts visit North America, south Africa and Aus- tralia. It is also propesed to attempt a second extraction of gold from some of the vast quantities of residue, ete, in the various mining districts.—Phila- delphia Record. Mistress—Do you call this sponge cake? Why, it's as bard as it can be. New Cook—Yes, mum; that's the way a sponge is before it’s wet. Baak #t in your tea, mum.—Bosten Traveler, Mangosteens from the Moluccas are now sold in the London markets. They are sald to taste like a combination of strawberry, nectarine and pineapple. Beauty Is Bloed Deep. ry Ylood mois a Pass gin, Ne eauty wit it. Caacareta, Candy tic clean your blood and kee jt clean) ly stizring up the lazy liver and driving all im» Pusities from the body. in to-day to anish pimples, boils, hes, and that sickly bilious gomplexion by taking Cascavets,—beauty for ten cera. All drug- gists, satisfaction guaranteed, i. 2. ec, 50c. Shoes made of porpoise leaiker are absolutely impervious to watey. Fits permanentdy pured. No fits or nervous- ness after first day's use of Dr. Kline's Great Nerve Res rer. 22trial bottl d treatise free Dr.R.H. KLINE Ltd. 931 Arch St.Phila., Pa. The British Income tax was first im- posed by Sir Robert Peel in 1841, when | it was fixed at 5d on the pound. Educate Year Bowels With Cascarets. Candy Cashartic, care constipation foreven 0c, 250. It C. G. Q teil, éruggists refund money. The speed of our fastest ocean steamers is now greater than that of express trains on Italian railways. J. C. Simpson, Marquess, W. 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At times I would feel well enough, and other times was miserable. So it went on until last October, I felt something terrible creeping over me, I knew not what, but kept getting warse. I can hardly explain my feelings at that time. I was so depressed in spirits that I did mot wish to live, although I had everything to live for. Had hys- teria, was very pervous; could pot sleep and was ‘not safe to be left alone. ° ‘‘ Indeed, I thought I would lose my mind. No one knows what I endured. ‘1 continued this way until the last of February, when I saw in a paper a testimonial of a lady whose case was similar to mine, and who had been cured by Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegeta- ble Compound. I determined to try it, and felt better after the first dose. I continued taking it, and to-day am a well woman, and can say from my heart, ‘Thank God for such a medi- cine.’™ Mrs. Pinkham invites all suffering women to write to her at Lynn, Mass, for advice. All such letters are seon and answered by women only. 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