ItIIAYKD DKATII IN THK FLAME. A Mother Runhe* Into M Horning Room to Ke*ctte Iter Child. iiv tl* explosion of a lamp in the cabin of the canal boat A.Chandler,lying at the foot of West Sixtieth street, New York, early on Sunday morning, Dennis Daily, three years old, the son of Captain Patrick i , Daily, was burned to death, and Captain Daily, his wife Ellen and two other chil dren were so severely burned that they bad to be taken to the hospital. An as tral oil lamp was suspended from the cen tre of the cabin and about half an hour before miduight this exploded, scattering the burning oil over the sleeping inmates and setting the cabin on tire. Mrs. Daily screamed and then picked up two of her children and pushed them tluougli the window to the deck of the canal boat Pratt, which came along side to render assistance. Two other boys were saved in the same manner. Captain Daily was awakened just in time to save bis life. In the cxcitoment Mrs. Daily forgot all about her youngest boy, Dennis. She heroically rushed back and found liirn in his bunk, and when she carried him on deck he was-still nlive, but almost burned to a crisp. Several canal boatmen put out the tire and notified the Roosevelt hospital authorities. The boy Dennis died a few hours afterward. The other two boys are badly burned, and the two girls were also injured. SIGNING THE St'ALK, How tli Cambria Iron Company Overcame Certain Scruple.. • Pittsburgh chronicle, Monday. There appears to be an importaut rea- I son why the great Cambria Iron Com pany has leased all its coke ovens and coke properties to Mr. Isaac Taylor, for raealy Superintendent of that department in their works. It is a well-known fact among working men that tbc Cambria Iron Company has for years adhered strictly to the policy of refusing to sign any scale with any organ ization of workiDgmen. To sign the coke workers' scale, therefore, would be a vio lation to this policy. The coke workers would operate in no mines nor charge auy ovens unless a I scale was signed beforehand by their em ployers. Therefore it was with the Cora- L pany either a question of closedown or I singn the scale. To run the works known r sepiratelyas Wheeler and Morrcll with with non-union men was out of the ques tion, and the situation when coke was ■ needed was a desperate one. > " Therefore,' 1 said a coke man, "it be- R came necessary to do something, Mr. Taylor was trusted by tbc firm and a I lease of the property was made to him. I He can sign a scale." lie ManUtui a Hat. Along about the middle of the coach was a young lady, not ji beautiful girl, but just ordinary, although she had a very jaunty hat and a sealskin sacquc. A yonngman got on at Castile, who stood at the door and looked the passengers I over for a minute or two, and he then I walked deliberately down the. aisle and ■j plumped himself down beside the girl. As he did so there was acrasli and a crush, and he sprang up to discover that he had B| sat down upon a bandbox and mashed it "lam so sorry—so sorry 1 " he stam- H mered as he turned all suits of colors. " Mister Man ! " she replied as she in spected the ruin, " have you got sl2 in cash about you ? " . " W-whatl I really beg your pardon. ■ Indeed I didn't ." " Fork over!" she interrupted holding ■ out her hand. " Twelve dollars.'" •' Exactly. You have mnshed a §l2 ■ bonnet, anil I want the money." " But, Miss—but ." " My brother Bill ia forward in the smoking car, and if you don't pay I'll call him ! There's nothing cheap about Bill. He'll knock SSO worth of jaw off your chin before he gels through with you." " I'll pay, miss." - " That's business. Fifteen dollars, eh ? Twelve from fifteen leaves three, and here's tlie change und the hut. Next time you go to kerplunk down beside anybody look out for breakers." " I beg to apologize, miss," he replied. If you hadn't smasheil the hat I'd have pulled S2O worth of hair out of your head anyhow." Everybody felt sorry for the man. He got into a seat at the end of the car, clos ed-himself up like a jackknife, and every time the door opened what we could see of him turned pale for fear it was her brother Bill. Retired After h Hervlce of a (Juarter of a Century. ■ At a congregational meeting in the En glish Evangelical Lutheran Church, held on Sunday forenoon after the regular Sabbath services. Rev. 11. A. Fink, D. D., ■ was at his own request retired as pastor emeretin on a salary of cot less than SOOO per year. The scene was very affecting. The reverend gentleman has bean pastor of the church for nearly a quarter of a I century, and of late years he has become quite enfeebled by age. He will retain the position of active pastor until one is | chosen to that place. After that he will ; perform only such duties us his physical stale will permit. Will Now l>e a Murder Case. Albert Digick—the Hungarian who had 1 a hot poker thrust into his bowels—died at the County Almshouse yesterday morn- B lug. Andrew Robiutis, who has been in I jail awuitiiig the result of the wounds he ■ inflicted on'Digick, will now have lo an- I awcr the charge of having caused the denth ■ Of ilu-latter. LICENSE AI'I'LICATION . Tim Whole Number In the County XSS of Which 104 Are In This City. Elsewhere will he found a complete list of the applications for selling in this | county, including retail and wholesale j dealers, brewers and bottlers. The whole i number is 255, Of these 104—niuety- I three taverns, seven Wholesale, three brewers, and one bonier— are in this city. The ward having the most applicants ! is the Third, which has twenty-four. The | First ward of Cambria comes in for six | teeu. There are no applications trom the j Second or the Fifth ward of Johnstown i borough. ! The increase in the license does not seem to have much of a deterring effect j except on Prospect, which comes in for 1 only two taverns. I Grubbtowu people will have one stand, if license is granted, at which to slake their throats. About $50,000 of revenue will be col lecled from the licensed houses in this city, should all the applicants succeed getting the desired papers. Whether or not there will be any at tempt lo prevent the granting of any ap plications by remonstrating will bo de veloped in a few days. MERRY-GO-ROUND, The only weigh to be honest —sixteen ounces to the pound,— Wcwhtngton Star. Never judge a man by the umbrella lie carries ; be may have just left an old cot ton one for it at the last restaurant he patronized,— Judge. Bhe—Bo you really love me ? He—Yes—with all my heart. She—Then why did you ask roe to marry you.— Chicago Lyre. " There's a bright future in store for me.,' snid the stove as the servant girl approached with the polish.— New York Journal. Teacher—Now, my .children, wo wil] parse the sentence, " John refused the pie." Tommy Jones, what is John ? Tommy—A darned too\i—Hinghamton Leader. Razzle—There's nothing like meeting trouble bravely. Dazzle—l never meet trouble; it always seems to be going my way.— Detroit Joui nal. Tramp—lt is needless to ask you the question, madam. You know what I waut. No Flower Language Now. The fact that fashion has found its way into the flower garden and decrees what flowers shall be favored and what flowers shall be cut, or rather remain uncut, has of course wiped out what was known as the language of flowers. And that language is now much more of a dead language than either Greek or Sanscrit. It is one of the very few silly tilings that fashion has ever blotted out. The usual process is for fashion to build silly things up. It may have been all right a number of years ago for the fond lover to pro claim his devotion by nn-ans of a bunch of heliotrope and fur the maiden to IC spoml encourageniant witli a few sprays of golden rod. But as heliotrope and golden rod are very cheap and inexpensive flowers, and as fashion is absolutely ignor ant of their existence, it is now consid ered to be in much better form for a young man bubbling over with devotion and a earning for matrimony to use pen and ink and heavy while paper if lie is afraid to use the English language per sonally, and for the young girl to respond after the same fashiou. In other words, if the result must be reached by corres pondence. floral correspondence is no longer allowable, because the flowers which the poets hold to he significant are not fashionable and the flowers which swell people declare are fashinalile have no significance. LICENSES GRANTED IN IIIMKHSXr COUNT*. That County Will Not be no " Drv " as For merly. The day set by the rules of Court of Somerset County for the hearing of appli cants for a retail license to sell liquors (or tavern license), is Monday, of the Febru ary term of each year In accordance with this rule on Mon day, the 24th iust., the applications filed with the I'ruthonotary weie presented to the Court, and the following applicants were granted a license, there being no remonstrances or charges filed against them ; Charles A. Mitchell and Edward Nicklow, in Petersburg, Addison town ship ; Joseph Walcher, in Davirisville, Conemaugh township ; Bcott Sterner, in Confluence ; Mary Buckman, in Rock wood ; Charles Broadwater, in Glen coe, Northampton township; Sam uel Custer and John H. Bite, in Stoyes town, in all eight. The following applications were held over for a further hearing and argument, there being remonstrances, or charges, brought against each : Andrew McCJuade, Berlin ; Thos. S.Williams, Elklick town ship ; Nathaniel Slicer. Robert Uutucrie. and Ellen Kyle, Meyersdnle ; Jane Win ters and Geo. H. Tayman, Somerset, and Abraham Miller, Ursina, eight. It is not known what action will he taken in the case of those held over. There were no applications for licence granted from Somerset town, and con sequently that town will he high and dry as usual. TIIE great majority of so-cal.ed cough cures do little more than impair the di gestive functions anil create bile. Ayer's Chery Pectoral, on the contrary, while it cures the cough, does not interfere wiih the functions of either stomach or liver. i Itrnatiiis Donnelly iius retired into ob scurity ai)• I no one seems to cipher his I ADVERTISING SCIENCE. JAN EXPERT GIVES HIS OPINION UPON THE SUBJECT. He Say* NewHpupeni Are the Only -Satin factory Medium —Claim* to Have Origi nated Several Style* of Advertising Which Had !Slg Runs. "Nobody lias tried more different kinds of advertising than we have," said a member of a well known clothing firm, a few days ago, "or tried the different kinds more thoroughly, but we have set tled down now to regular newspaper advertising, and believe that, for a per manent business, that alone pays. We were the first to use the sails of vessels in the harbor as an advertising medium. Then we got up the 'alphabet puzzle,' and gave away a halT a million puzzles while the craze lasted. Afterward we invented the Waterbury watch idea. We had to do something, because three of our principal competitors had failed, and their stocks were being sold for next to nothing bv assignees, so we decided to give a Waterbury watch with every twelve dollars' worth of goods pur chased. We advertised the watches 'wound and set.' To wind them fast enough we had to rig up a little machine, worked like a sewing machine, that would do the winding, and we kept sev eral boys at work winding and setting them. Before we quit we had given away forty thousand of the watches. NEWSPAPER "ADS." "But nothing ever pars us like the or dinary newspaper advertising. The fact is, there has come to be in this city o class of advertisement readers, just as there is of news readers. They read the advertisements every day, and, of course, the man who wants to attract them has to get up an advertisement that will do it. The day of standing advertisements in the pai>er, 'Go to So-and-So's for cloth ing,' or 'Go to This-and-That's for shoes' has passed, just as the day for painting signs on rocks and fences or on the sails of boats has passed. You must have something interesting and fresh every day in the advertisement, and it will be rear). We have proof of this all the time m our business, for an advertisement of any certain thing is sure to bring throngs of people into the stores inquiring for it next day. By the number of such in quiries we rate the success or failure of an advertisement. I can guarantee to bring a thousand |>eople to our stores any day by the insertion of an advertisement of some specialty in the morning papers. "We were the first firm to introduce the use of outline cuts in newspapers. An Englishman who had done caricatur ing on the other side, olfhnnd sketches as a part of the entertainment of a show of some sort, and had come to this country, first brought the matter to our attention, and we tried a few of the cuts as an experiment. They succeeded so well that we made them a regular feat ure. After a while the papers them selves caught onto the outline idea, and now that is almost the only style of newspaper illustration used. A while ago we concluded to try the experiment of dropping the cuts. They are expen sive, because besides the cost of them, the papers charge double rates for the space they occupy. It has been poor economy, however. The cuts were worth much more than they cost as an adver tisement, and we shall go back to them. MUST BE TRUTHFUL. "Another tiling about advertising of late years is the gradual increase in the truthfulness of it. People are learning that it doesn't pay to lie in an advertise ment uny better than it does anywhere else. The theory that 'a sucker's born every minute and lie's just as likely to come in here as anywhere else' won't do for a permanent thing. I think that there has been a noticeable improvement in this respect lately, and that business meD are rapidly learning that honesty is the best policy in an advertisement as well as outside of it. "A curious tiling is the difference there is between advertising for women and for men. For a man an advertisement must lie short and to the point. It ought to treat of hut one subject and to be writ ten as tersely as possible. Men read ad vertisements on the jump; they never deliberately sit down to go through the advertisements in a paper. For the women, on the contrary, you can put in as much detail as you please; once a woman is attracted to an advertisement Bhe will read it all through, no matter how long it is or how fine the type is. Then there is no use putting an advertisement for a man in a Sunday paper. If you make it big enough to be seen in one of those enormous sheets it will lie too long to be read by a man. An ordinary advertisement, such as would attract liiin in a week day paper, is bur ied in the great Sunday editions. But you can take a page on Sunday and be certain that the women will look for it and read it all through carefully. Thou sands of them buy the papers, and espe cially the Sunday papers, for no other thing than to read the advertisements. The big dry goods houses know that, and that is why they ull use the Sunday pa pers so freely,"—New York Sun. Chicago'* Millionaire*. Down to the present time Chicago's citizens have been occupied in acquiring wealth. There has been time for its en joyment ad interim, but enjoyment has not been a prime motive. There are the Pullmans und the Farweiis, the Fields, the McCormicks and others who have long been able to throw aside the cares of business and devote themselves exclu sively to pleasure, hut they have not done so. Marshall Field and the Far wells still manage the two greatest dry goods houses in the west. George M. Pullman is at the head of the mammoth Pullman Car company. There is a sec ond generation of McCormicks, but the click of machinery still goes on monoto nously in the reaper factory. When will j these people imitate their brethren in | New York, and, leaving their counting rooms, give themselves entirely to lead ing the pleasure gatherings of the fash ionable people of their city?- Selected. ALCHEMY. A dull gray sky and a chilly air, With never a glint of tho golden sun, The trees are tossing their brandies bare. All stripped of their leafage fresh and fair; I am lonely; my heart is full of care, And 1 wish that the day were done. No cheer; no comfort, my grief to deaden He did not cornel and the day is leaden. •• • i Was ever a cloud so soft a gray? And keen and pure is the chilly air. The delicate branches softly sway; I Etched on the sky seems each twig and ■pray; How swiftly the hours speed away And my heart has never a care. Ah, love Is the wizard gray and olden. He eaine! lie camel And the day isgoldcnl —Housekeeper's Weekly. CHECKMATE. Old Mr. Archer was a devoted chess player and an expert, at that. Me held chess to be the only game fit for a gen tleman. There were few of his acquaint ances who could cope with him, and but one of them who could match him fair ly. That was James Bittles, his lawyer. It was a close contest between the two first one ahead and then the other. Bittles stood high at the bar, but he mainly won and retained Archer's con fidence by his ability as a chess player. He was barely 40, and Archer maintain ed that by the time lie reached CO he would surpass all those around. Archer had a daughter his only child. Iler father had married late in life, and ten years after the birth of the girl her mother had died. Letty held a place in bis heart next to chess itself. A bright, lively and pretty girl was Letty Archer, and she would be an heiress to something over a million. Her father feared she would become the prey of a fortune hunter, and endeavored to avert it by the provisions of his will. He neg lected to execute his testament, bow ever, until Letty was nearly twenty years old, und a spinster still. It was none too soon, for the week after he died sud denly of an apoplectic fit. When the will was opened it was found that Bittles was named sole executor and constituted guardian of Letty until she was 21, and trustee of all the estate, real and personal. The conditions of the trust were that, if Letty married with the consent of Bittles, the trustee was to turn over to her all the property on the day of the wedding, and so long as she remained unmarried after 21 to pay her the rents and the interest as they ac crued; but if she married without his consent, she was to receive only five thousand a year, and the residue of the estate beyond that necessary to secure this payment was to be conveyed to a third party or her heirs. This third party was described as; "Catherine Sinclair, daughter of Gor don Sinclair, now or late of tho city of Baltimore, and the state of Maryland, if she be still single; or, if she be a married woman, then to the said Catherine Sin clair, by whatever name she may be now known, to her and her heirs forever." A further provision was that in case the said Catherine Sinclair, by whatever name she might be known, was dead, and had left an heir or heirs, the proper ty over and above the reserved amount in the contingency mentioned was given, devised and bequeathed to him, her or them. Who Catherine Sinclair or her father was, Letty could not tell, nor could the lawyer, but it was suggested that it was an early flame of Archer's, Some thought that the possible legatee was mythical, and brought forward to scare Letty from making an imprudent match. But the power of Bittles in the matter was as absolute as pen and ink could make it. Bittles proved himself to be a vigilant guardian and a careful trustee—guard ing his ward against adventurers, and managing the estate with prudence and vigor. Everything went well until about ten months after Archer's death. Then the current of affairs rippled a little. Letty and Bittles both fell in love—Letty with Carter Cooke, a young man who be longed to what, before the late war, was known as "one of the first families of Virginia," and Bittles, in spite of his forty-one years, with Letty, who did not care a snap for him, looking upon the middle aged bachelor as a venerable per son, and bestowing her heart upon lus younger rival. Love is like the measles, and if we be attacked with it in middle age, the disorder assumes an aggravated form. Bittles had a very severe att*ck indeed. Letty might well be excused for recip rocating the feelings of Carter Cooke. Tlie young man was not only by blood, but by culture and associations, a gentle man, with no censurable habits, and witli polished manners. He had a well proportioned figure, as well as a pleasing face; and he did not even drop his r's, as so many of the tidewater Virginians do. He was well liked in New York, where ho spent about half of tlie year; and though not by any means a fifth as rich as Letty would be, was possessed of a handsome competence Bittles pro nounced liim to be a fortune hunter, and frowned upon his suit, really because it interfered with the one he wished to make. Letty was not of an age to re flect on the serious consequences of her guardian's disapproval, and, had she been, her cheerful temper would have led her to optimism. Then CarterCooke was a skillful chess player, and Letty, who hud been taught by her father, was about as expert as lie, which strength ened the bond between them. The wooing went on in spite of the frowns of Bittles, and the latter began to show the bitterness of defeat. This was seen when the young lover, with Letty's consent, made a formal proposal to the guardian for the hand of his ward. "No, sir; decidedly, no!" replied Bit ties. "I have nothing against you per sonally, Mr. Cooke. Your respectability is undoubted; hut I do not consider you, nor will any one else, a match for Miss Archer in fortune. I have examined the statement your counsel laid before me, and find you have barely four thousand a year, while the property of my ward yields twelve limes that amount, most of it in real estate that is rising in value. I shout 1 be false to my duty if I approved of the mutch under such circumstances." "Very good, sir," retorted Cooke. "Far be it from me to say that disappointed pretensions of your own prompt your refusal. 1 will ndtuit that it is a mere sense of duty, if that admission pleases you. But lam authorized by Lettv to say that when she arrives at the ;ige of 21, should your consent to our marriage be refused, we will marry without it. That will be the next move on the board, Mr. Bitltes." "You are playing a costly game, sir." "Not at all, sir. At all events, I shall call on the bisltop to capture yourqueen," replied Cooke, good humoredly, and bowed himself out of the office with mock courtesy. When Ix-tty heard of this jiositive re fusal, in spite of her avowed contempt for money, she was disposed to be down cast. But Carter whispered to her a se cret, a proverbially dangerous thing to do to a woman, and Letty, after a look of astonishment, burst into a ripple of silvery laughter. "Oh, you dear, delightful Carter!" she exclaimed. "Who would have thought it!" Anil Letty renewed her laughter, for the secret seemed to her the most comical thing in tlie world. Bittles did not desire at all to exact the penalty; but he did very much de sire to break the disagreeable connection. But how? Letty went into society undei the chaperonage of Mrs. Burroughs, Bittle's own sister, a well to do widow, who was four years his senior, and liked the mild kind of dissipation which 6he enjoyed bv virtue of her office. At all routs, kettledrums, parties and the op era, or wherever Letty went. Carter Cooke was sure to be; and Letty suffered him to assume the right of prospective ownership in away that drove all other suitors from the field. Letty made no secret of her feelings, and wore her en gagement ring openly. Mrs. Burroughs, who liked Cooke, tacitly aided and abetted. It soon became known that Bittlee frowned on Cooke, and folks were curious to learn how the affaii would end, as though, in such a case, with two willful young persons, it could end in any way but one. Bittles was duly informed of his open courtship, and the lectures he bee to wed on Letty in con sequence only increased his ward's dis like to himself, until it deepened to posi tive aversion. Bittles trusted to time and the chances. He did not believe that Letty, when the pinch came, would sacrifice so large a portion of her property for a mere girlish love, which might be destroyed at any time by a lover's quarrel; nor that Cooke, whom he had brought himself to believe had mercenary motives, would care to take her with so much less money. Nine thousand a year to one of Letty's expen sive habits meant almost exclusive rural residence; and ho knew that Letty did not like living in tlie country, except during the time of flowers and sunshine, and then varied by Newport and Sara toga. Bittles waited, not without hope. lie had calculated on an ally in his sister, and, to insure her co operation, told her of his hopes and fears. She laughed at him. "James," she said, "this is the most absurd thing possible. She is about half your age. You have staid, old bachelor habits, and Letty, though she's a good girl, is fond of life, society and racket. She'd drive you mad in six months, and put you in tho grave in less than a year. If you must make an exhibition of your self matrimonially, choose some rich widow of 80 to 40, who would suit you better." "Hang rich widows!" "Quite polite and complimentary, con sidering that I am a widow with a com fortable income. You had better give it up. I have sounded Letty to tlie depths, and know that she loves young Cooke; and lie is—barring fortune —a capital mate for her. I would have preferred her to have made a richer match, but they will have enough between them." "No, they'll not; for I will never give my consent. I'll take her from you—lock her up, if need be" "You are a lawyer, and know better, James. You may refuse your consent, though every one will penetrate your motives and laugh at you; but as to the locking up—they do 6uch things in plays and novels, not in real life." "She is under my control until she is 21." "Oil, yes—doubtless; that is, nominal ly—for three months more. Then she'll marry in spite of you. If you strip her of all but five thousand a year, you'll in cur general reproach and gain no satis faction in the long rim. Tho best you can do is to keep off the wedding for a short time. Give in. If you were ten years younger I might strain a point to help you —not as it is." As the Irish peasant girls say, "she was as stiff as lie was stout," and Bittles fell hack on his move of the forfeiture, which lie thought would deter both par ties for some time, and, in the mean while, no one could tell what a chance quarrel, a newer face or the whims of a woman might do. Just then fate seemed to come to the assistance of the guardian lover. It as sumed the shape of a new suitor, or something like it, und, to the delight of Bittles. it was also a Virginian—Maj. Boiling. "Fire fight fire," thought Bittles. Maj. Phil Boiling was considerably older than Carter Cooke, as he should have been, since he had fought in the sectional war, ridden with Jeb Stuart, and tasted the horrors of prison life at Elmira. Originally in comfortable cir cumstances, tlie war had stripped him of much, and reduced liim to a plantation on tidewater, large but not profitable, and some houses at Richmond, whose rents formed his income. Tho major was of tlie old school, popular with the ladies, to whom lie showed a respect almost reverential, and liked to come north for two or three months—his win tering there, nnd his summering at the White Sulphur, consuming his surplus means, lie was very much attracted by Letty Archer, and she liked to chat with liim, and draw out his old fashioned courtesy. They moved in the same set and met frequently. Carter Cooke was at this time called southward on business, and tire major sli 1 into his place in spite of his years and displayed an attentiveness that led people to suspect that he had preten sions. To the surprise of Mrs. Bur roughs this grew into an almost conti dcntiul intimacy. Cooke seemed to have been forgotten in his absence, and Bit ties chuckled. The gallant ex-ofticer showed himself to be under a spell, and expressed his admiration in the most positive tortus. "I assuali you, my dealt madam," said he to tlie widow, "that Miss Ahchuh is a young lady, that, besides her youth and beauty, litis mo' of the cotely ntannah of the fuhst families of Virginiah than any gentle woman except you'self, that I have hail tl*e good fawchune to meet yet ia societv." Letty and the major got along fa mously, and his adulation apparently quite supplied the absence of Cooke. This was supplemented by the atten tions of her guardian, who hecame kind and bland again. Letty's twenty-first birthday came around, and Mrs. Burroughs' stately man sion was thrown open in honor of the event. It was tin informal reception, to hist during the day. The major was specially invited; so was Carter Cooke, who had just returned from his place at Highover,where he had been superintend ing repairs and alterations in the old family mansion. Bittles was there, of course, gorgeously arrayed in honor of the occasion. About noon Letty was uiissing, and tlio absence of the major was noted. Cooke had not yet come. Letty was not to be found in the house, but one of the servants had noticed that she and the major had gone out together, entered a coach in waiting on the corner, and been driven away. It was most extraordi nary, and Bittles grew excited over tlie fact. Tiie guests present heard of it, and admitted that it was a singular thing at such a time. It was, probably, a girlish freak, to result in some surprise; and se it proved. At 1 o'clock a numlier of coaches drew up before the door. From the foremost of these descended the major, who handed out Letty, who was followed by Cooke. From the other coachee there alighted a number of "the set." It was quite a lit tle procession that filed in, the major at the head, as proud and self appreciating as a drum major at the head of a street parade. "Well, here you are," said Bittles. "I really began to fear, major, that yon and my ward had eloped." "Nothing of that kind, salt, I assuah yuh," replied the other. "I was me'ly the best man on this joyful occasion. I have the honah to introduce you to Mr. and Mrs. Cahtah Cooke!" "Married!" cried Bittles, aghast. "Yes. sir," responded Cooke. "My bishop in the shapeof asurpiiced clergy man has enabled me to capture your queen." And he drew Letty's arm with in his own. "Very well, sir. Miss Archer is of age and has a right. But, us she has mar ried without my consent, she has thrown away a large fortune for a beggarly five thousand a year. I shall search for the heirs of Catherine Sinclair to-morrow. You have taken the queen; I cry check to the king, sir!" "Excuse me, sir," retorted Cooke, "but you utterly mistake the situation on the board. Mrs. Cooke will liavo a larger allowance of pin money. I shall make it ten thousand, with an unlimited com mand of a check book, which your ac tion has made equal to a heavy drain." "My action! pooh! stuff!" "Oh, no, sir! You need not hunt far to-morrow. My cousin here, Maj. Boi ling, who is the genealogist to both fam ilies, can show you by the record that Catherine Sinclair, daughter of Gordon Sinclair, married with the fourth Carter Cooke, of Ilighover, and unfortunately died three years since, four years after her husband. She left one "heir, a son, the fifth Carter Cooke, whom I have the honor to present to you as the husband of your ward and the happiest man ou earth. Mr.Bittles, checkmate!"— Thomas Dunn English in New York Ledger. Thinning Appl,-*. The following advantages are given by a successful orchardist of thinning the apples on heavy bearing trees while the fruit is small: (1) You get rid of the knot ty and wormy apples before they have grown long enough to occupy the places of better ones. (2) You thus destroy, be fore they can increase, the insects in such as are stung by the curculio and infested by the codling worm. (3) The liest ones being left, they have plenty of room to grow into large, fine, salable specimens. (4) You are not obliged to gather twice as many small ones, the labor of picking depending on number and not on size. (5) The bad ones are removed in time at less than half the labor required for hand picking when thev become large. (8) You avoid much labor in assorting the gathered crop and in separating the scabby and knurly from the best fruit. (7) The moderate crop which is allowed to grow will exhaust the trees less than the heavy crop of poor and seedy speci mens. He thinks that to allow all the poor and worthless apples to grow is like the practice of the farmer who would permit all coarse weeds to grow in his corn, to be assorted from his graiu r.ftvr harvesting.—Country Gentleman. Mimical Flume*. The well known experiment of mak ing sounds by holding a tube over a jet of buring gas (usually hydrogen) is often omitted in chemistry classes because no suitable tubing is ut hand. A fact not noted in any text book I have seen, and unknown to all teachers that I have con sulted, has been brought to light in my classes, viz.: a bottle will serve in place of a tube. A "philosopher's candle" properly burning will yield a fine sound if capped by a wide mouthed bottle, as a quinine bottle or a large test tube. Of course, this is according to the principles of acoustics, but it seems strange that no text book gives it. I should like to know if this fact is known to any one else.— T. Berry Smith in Science.