Montour American j FRANK C. ANGLE, Proprietor. Danville, Pa. Sept 22, 1910. j 111 SHED VETERANS PARADE ATLANTIC CITY, N. .J., Sept. 21. Once again the "boys in bine" pass ed in review of their commander-iu ohief. With steps not so sprightly as they once were bnt with the same old spirit they marched the broad avenues of this city by the sea today and were acclaimed by great crowds of people who came to see the big feature of the forty-fourth annual encampment of the Grand Army of the Republic. In deed September weather favored the Old soldiers. Forty-four States in the union they helped to preserve were represented in the procession, and while the parade was not as largo as those of other years, there was no end of enthusiasm as the aging veterans marched past. The spectacle was a stirring one. Ev ery building along the line of march was literally hidden beneath the drap ed national colors and the sidewalks were massed with people whose inter est did not cease until the last of the line had passed. Near the end of the route tho battle-scarred remnants of a once great army were reveiwed by Commander-in-Chief Samuel K Van Sant. SHERMAN ON REVIEWING STAND On one side of him on the reviewing stand stood the Vice President, of the United States, and on the other was that old war horse, Lieutenant Gener- j al Nelson A. Miles, U. S. A., retired. They were in the position of honor on a grandstand at Park Place, near the ; famous boardwalk,so placed that they could get a splendid view of tho par- ! aders coming and going. About them on the big platform were several thou sand invited guests, g Vice President Sherman arrived here as the parade was forming. He was ! met by a reception committee, com-! posed of local citizeus and representa- : tives of the G. A. R. The Morris \ guard, an independent military com pany of Atlantic City, acted as his guard of honor, while he remained in the city. At the time of the Vice President's arrival then was a big crowd in the vicinity of the railroad station and lie wa- iv- u a lie-; rrv welcome. Tho route w.i •> acoie.ptirnt iviily irt one, it haviiiL; boon d ml urn subject the old soldi, is to any r - fatigue than was nfi'i- wry. Th ord ers were one hundri ,-tci '> ti u ute FAMOUS POST IN Then came the commander-in-chief j 1 oT the faiaou U. >S. Grant post of Bro )!ilyn. >' tl by the Department ot Ulin hi ause | of the senioritv of its organization. The i ld vd'lif'i.- m .rein 1 in their res pective departments in the following order: Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, Ohio, New York, Connecticut, Ma achusctts, Maine, California, Nevada, Rhode Is land, New Hampshire, Vermont, De partment of the Potomac, Virginia North Carolina, Maryland, Nebra.-'.n, Michiagn, lowa, Indiana, Colora io, Wyoming, Kaunas, Delnwit V.'nr sota. Missouri, Oregon, Kentucky,We-t Virginia, South Dakota, Washington, Alaska, Arkansas, New Mexico, Utah. Tennessee, Louisi ma, Mississippi, Florida, Montana, T< x• -, Idaho, Arizona, (Georgia, South Caroline. Alabama, North Dakota and Oklahoma. Then came the National A sociatiou of Narai V> terans and tho National Association of e\-U --i o i Prisoner oi War. The Department of N w .! the host of tie occasion, brought rp the rear of li'.i •of old soldier . Pel-! lowing these came tho Third !:. i- •; meut, New Jersey National Guard. Diid At Hospital. Miss Vinuie Irene Swank, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Theodore Swank. I.it tie Roaring Creek, died at tho State Hospital, aged 23 years, 2 months and 7 days. NEW*"()II~ STRIKES. Sheffield, Warren county, a well drill ed into the sand Saturday by former Representative J. .T. Haight on a lease near Porkey, started off at a 150-barrel clip, aud if is thought this will be in creased when the well can be drilled deeper in the sand. This find is caus ing considerable excitement among! oil men. PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD VERY LOW FARES T O i Gettysburg ACCOUNT DEDICATION PENNSYLVANIA STATE MONUMENT SEPTEMBER 27, 1910 Tickets on sale September 24, 25, 2(S, and 27, pood returning to reach original starting point on or before September 80, from stations in Pennsylvania and from Pbillipsbnrg, N. J. Liberal stop-over privileges. Gonsnlt Ticket Agents. J. R. WOOD, GEO. W. BOYD, Passenger Traffic Manager. General Pass. Agt. MAKE THEM LAU3H. A Bachelor's Idea of tho Way Children Should Be Trained. "The people who don't have to do i things can always do them better than j the people who are obliged to do them," said the cynical bachelor. "If 1 you want to know how to invest | money, ask a fellow who has never | had any to invest. I suppose it's the \ same with raising children. Nevertbe | less, 1 am fond of children, and never having had an opportunity of raising j any of my own, I am critical about the ! way other people, more fortunate than I, raise theirs. "My brother has a youngster, a boy about six years old. and everything that kid wants he cries for. Tho min ute he beglus to cry ho gets it, which, according to my reasoning, Is all wrong. "Why not make him laugh for it? It's just as easy for a child to laugh as to cry, aud it's far more healthful, be sides being much more cheerful for the surrounding populace. "I've tried the experiment with him, and It works like a charm. If I hap pen to have anything he wants, and ha cries for it, I make fun of him. 'That isn't the way to get it,' 1 say. 'Don't cry for it. Laugh for it.' "It took only about two lessons for him to understand this, and you have no idea what a wonderful difference It has made in the disposition of that kid. Still, I'm only an old bachelor, aud I'm not supposed to know anything about such things."—Philadelphia I.edger. Took an Unfair Advantage. Mrs. Dorkins Yesterday 1 called Mrs. Grundage's attention to the fact that she had left the gate between our back yards open and that her ejilckuns had come through and sera t cued up our flower beds, aud she looked • s I. ; she would have liked to bite my I ' d off. How foolish it is for people to get angry when you remind them that they have been careless about sotue thing they had no business to over ! look! Mr. Dorkins—l nm glad to hear you ; say that, Maria. You won't mind if I mention that when I came home last night I found that you'd left both the ; back doors unlocked. Mrs. Dorkins Yes; you're always watching to see if you can't catch me 1 in some little fault, and It makes you perfectly happy when you do!— New j York Tribune. Her Goodby. Bhe was one of those very gushing, i sffusive ladies who occasionally infest j newspaper offices, and she had been j admitted Into the sauclum of tho man aging editor of the paper on wlil< !i Homer Davenport was cartoonist, re ciles the Saturday Evening Post. Ml ; Davenport was in the room at th tli:n When tho tline came for her ■ parluro she tlrst grasped the hand <■ ■ ' Mr. Niles, goodby!" Tl u, turning to the assistant : fusively by the hand, exclaim!. "<: lliy. Mr. P.l' a, goodby!" : Davenport came next. There v | no escape for him. "Dear Mr. Dav. ! i oi't, - >odhy!" she cried with all I. ■ found his vi -i e. "Where is she j lug?" h • asked. "I'p to Ninety-third street." re; i i | the assistant managing editor. ■ liiI ii ■ '■' si: • had been going to One llundi and Twenty-ilfth street?" She Handed It Back. A noted doctor believes in trait children to reason for themselves, this policy he carries out with Ills " child, a little girl of eight, and lie ' a story in connection with her > | great glee. i "My dear," he said to her, "I • something today that 1 hope 1 never be pained to hear of you <: "What was that, papa?" the dan u tor asked. "I saw little Mary Goodgirl stick !■ tongue out at a man today." The child, evidently thinking that it was an occasion to te!l of tho f.-t: < of the other girl, said: "Papa. I saw Mary"— Tho doctor interrir ted and told t'i;> «•*•!! ! she must not •• isslp and if she I. , w ■ ."thing that was not nice about : anybody she must keep it to herself. The child looked at her father mid ! then said quickly: "Well, papa, why did you tell nie about Mary?" The physician was so i rprised he could not ui:swei\—Philadelphia Times. An Arab Legend. "There is noue so poor but there is one poorer." A poor Arab spent his last bara ou a handful of dates and weut up on a high cliff to eat them and die. As ho threw the stones over a lean hand shot out below aud caught them. "IIo!" said he. "Why do you catch my date stones?" "Because, O brother," answered a weak voice. "1 have not eaten these three days, and Allah has seut these stones to save my life." "Praise be to Al'ah." answered the lirst man."for he has saved me also, for here is one poorer than 1." | And bolh men wvnt into the city. TEDDY TURNED DOWN jERRY MEN keystone Political Game That Failed to Work. ROOSEVELT JOLTED BOLTERS Former President, Instead of Aiding Insurgents, Lauded Administration by Pennsylvania Republicans. Probably the most disappointing in cident of the state campaign to the managers of the Keystone Party was the failure of Roosevelt to comply with their request and make some ref erence in his Pittsburg speech to Pennsylvania political conditions that would aid the Berry candidacy for governor. A special committee of Keystoners j was delegated to get in touch with the ex-president as soon as he arrived and urge him to directly or indirectly help their cause in his speech. The com mittee got a complete turn down. Thoy quickly learned that Roosevelt was not going to be a party in any way to help along the campaign of a Democrat for governor of the stalwart Republican Keystone State. He was perfectly familiar with Berry's free silver and Bryanite rec i ord before the Keystone committee ' men broached the subject, and not : only did they get absolutely no en couragement from Teddy, but he gave i them a body blow when lie <'i 1 make his s; • eoh by landing r ord of the Republican party in this state. | Mayor William A. Magee, wh iis at the head of the Republican organlza i tlon of Alloghcny, and upon whom ' devolved the duty of making the ' speech of presentation to the great j Pittsburg audience, was, with other j stalwart Republicans upon the plat j form, greatly elated over the utter ! anees of Roosevelt upon that occa | sion. j In touching upon Pennsylvania con ditions. the former president in part said: "And now, friends, in closing, I want, to call your attention to the fact that there Is not anything at all to be de pressed about in present conditions in j America. We have got lots of good to our credit. | "Yon have some admirable laws on | the statute books here in Pennsylva nia. Take the way that you care for . th. ir parent■•> »u In>' ■ «!•• <! >■ ■ j thing more I\> t: t. to: t th u you J j won't fend still. If y,-.| ,:•> not .'O ! ; forward yon will .'dip l.'e'.v. :\l Now, | BO ii is about Ame-rua as a whole " | Thee words of recognition of the I splendid administrate<n of the affairs j oi tie commonwealth under Republi | can official were sincerely and earn ! estly spoken. • "There is no reason whatever why i Mr. Perry should r< ceive a ; Ingle Re- I publican vote in this, campaign," says I the Scranton Truth,"lit v.as an eager I seeker for tiie Democratic nomination I end is now a candidate 1 cause he J didn't get it.in the dispute between ; William J. Bryan a id Colonel Guifey, ' the latter front Pi aiisylvania control, j Berry sided with Bryan and owe I , himself an enthusiastic supporter of i the Bryan brand it nat!• nal Demo ' eratie politics, alt hoi: hit is now well i known that he shcnl i have ood by i Guffey in that conic-1. "At no time lias .'Jr. 1.; rry nianlfe t- I ed any friendship for Republican prin -1 eiplea or policies instate or nation, ; and he is not, therefore, entitled to j Republican support, however zealously he may masquerade as an 'independ ent.' He must not be permitted to sail under false colors. He is a Democratic bolter from the Allentown convention and a candidate because he failed to | secure the nomination of that conven ] tion for governor. "Mr. Berry's presence in the field • can have no other result than the elec i tion of John K. Tener by the largest | majority ever received by a Republl | tan candidate for governor of Penn- I sylvania." Citizens of Pennsylvania with a knowledge of what has been done by the Republican party and with the pledges of John K. Tener, the Repub lican nominee for governor, that Tie will seek to follow the policies and the methods of Edwin S. Stuart, It Is predicted, are going to show their con lidence and faith in the Republican party aud its standard hearer by roll ing up a great Republican majority it the election on Nov. 8, She Was Different. "John," asked his wife, who was writing to one of her former school mates, "which is proper—to say, "I dif fer from you' or 'I differ with you?'" "Tell her you differ from her. I un derstand that she lets her husband keep part of his salary to have fun with himself."—Chicago Record-Her ald. The Lady—Poor tramp! Have you anything in your life to be proud of? The Hobo—Yessum. I never beat c> body out of no laundry bill.—Cleveland T.ender. BICYCLE RIDER FRACTURES ARID Irviu Vanuau, Jr., was thrown from his bicycle while riding on West Mah oning street shortly before dark last evening and sustained a fracture of the left wrist. The young man was riding along at moderate speed when the front wheel struck an obstacle, which caused it to skid. Carried forward by the moment um as the bicycle slowed up he was precipitated head first over the handle bars into the stroet. Involuntarily he threw out his hands to break his fall. As he struck the ground the bulk of his weight fell on his arm, which doubled under him in such a way as to break the radius or larger bone of the forearm about an inch above the wrist, the injury being known as a "Oolles fracture." He was assisted to the home of his parents, Mr. and Mrs. Irvin Yannan, | East Mahoning street,where the brok | en bone was set by Dr. Harpel. The injured boy is aged fifteen years. He suffers considerable pain at pre sent, but youth is in his favor and a fesv weeks at most will suffice to bring j about a full recovery. I PERSONALS ! t Miss Abigail McKinney, Ferry street, returned last evening after a visit with relatives in Middleburg, Md. Mrs. B. A. Spitler, South Danville, returned yesterday after spending a : few days with relatives in Sliamokiu. ; Bruce McCracken of the south side, j was a Sun bury visitor yesterday. Mrs. K. C. liahler.of Suubury, spent yesterday with friends in this city. Miss Sara Snyder, Bloom road, left yesterday for a visit with friends in 1 Philadelphia. Mr. and Mrs. O. E. Stillwell have removed froiu'i Sharon to this city ( where they will reside. Miss Sara Woodside, Mowrev street, h ft yesteiday[for a visit with friends in Milton. "■*is-"Mameyioffman,ill street, r.'- j tniL- I yesterday from a 1-usiut • - rip ; >" Philadelphia. Mr. ni I Mr 0. F. Tiugley, ( teiilay J'»r a visit witli rdativi - a • ••••:•! iv st a \ .-it < ' iv.: il day. ■ with iit irents in Suubury. and Mi.-i (Seor : - Harper and sin William returned to Lew -town . yesterday afti r a visit with Mr. and j Mis. Ern . 112 Yiogling, East Murkr' : btnvct. | Mrs. .lolm Hendrli:k-, of Rives i !>, • ( left yesterday for a visit with Mr. | and Mr*. Prank Keller. Klinesgrove. ; Chris Mortem returned to Cincin ' nati, Oliio,yesterday after a visit with hi- parents, Mr. and Mrs. Joseph j Mm» MI, 'Bloom -treet. W. R. Clark, of the south side, is visiting his son Howard at Lake Al touiia. Miss Clara Cntlibert and Mrs. Charles i Korsher returned to .Toluistown y -- | terday lifter a visit with relatives in Danville. Mi - W. .T. William.- and daughter, Miss Lois Williams, Mowrev street. ; lel't ye-torday for a visit with rela i tives in Williamsport. j Mr . Harry Hassrilnian, of Wilkes i Barre, arrived yesterday for a visit with Mr. and Mis. Clyde Snyder, j Grand street. EPiLEIPIf St. Vitus Dance, Stubborn Nervous Disorder*. Fits respond immediately to ibe remarkable treat ment that has for 3V years been a standatd remedy for these troubles— Dß. KLINE'S CHE A A a rtfl NERVE RESTORER. 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Proposed Amendments To Penn'a Constitution "PROPOSED AMENDMENTS TO THE *- CONSTITUTION SUBMITTED TO I THE CITIZENS OK THIS COMMON WEALTH FOR THEIR APPROVAL OR REJECTION, BY THE GENERAL AS SEMBLY OK THE COMMONWEALTH OF PENNSYLVANIA. AND PUBLISH- 1 ED BY ORDER OF THE SECRETARY J OP THE COMMONWEALTH. IN PUR- I SUANCE OF ARTICLE XVIII OF THE CONSTITUTION. Number One. A CONCURRENT RESOLUTION Proposing an amendment to section twen ty-six of article five of tho Constitution of tho Commonwealth of Pennsylvania. Resolved (If the Senate concur), That the following amendment to section twen ty-six of article five of the Constitution of Pennsylvania be, and the same is here by, proposed, in accordance with the eighteenth article thereof:— That section 20 of Article V., which reads as follows: "Section 26. All laws re- , la ting to courts shall be general and of uniform operation, and the organization. ! jurisdiction. md powers of all courts of the same class or grade, so far as regu lated by low. ar.d the force and effect of i the process 1 judgments of such courts, ' Fhall be unJf'irin; and the General Assem- i bl\ Is hereby prohibited from creating j other courts : exercise the powers vested by t!vs c<ni'. tutlon in the judges of the Courts of Common Pleas and Orphans' Courts,' be amended so that the same shall read as follows: Section 2t>. All laws relating to courts shall be general and of uniform opera- i tion, and the organization, jurisdiction. i and powers of all courts of the same class : or grade, so far as regulated by law, and the force and effect of tho process and Judgments of such courts, shall be uni form; but, notwithstanding any provi sions of this Constitution, the General Assembly shall have full power to estab lish new courts, from time to time, as the same may be needed in any city or coun ty. and to prescribe the powers and ju risdiction thereof, and to increase the number of judges in any courts now ex isting or hen ifter created, or to reorgan ize tho same, or to vest in other courts the jurisdiction theretofore exercised by 'courts not of record, and abolish tho ' Fame wherever it may be deemed neees j rary for th- • •! rly and efficient adminis tration of Jus i ice. A true copy of Resolution No. 1. ROli 1 UT Mr-A FEE, Secretary of the Commonwealth. Number Two RESOLUTION j Proposing an urn ndment to the Consti tution of the Commonwealth of l'enn ! sylvanla, so as to eliminate the require- i t ment of payment of taxes as a qualifl- 1 cation of the right to vote. J Resolved (\t the House of Representa tives concur). That the following amend ment to the Constitution of the Common- I wealth of Pennsylvania be, and tho same lis hereby, proposed, in accordance with I ; the eighteenth article thereof: j That section one of article eight bo | amended, by striking out the fourth 1 numh.'t-i-d p-irnrriph thereof. s» that the ' ' said section shall read as follows: ( Section 1. Ewry male citizen twentv- i I one years of age, possessing the follow- I Ing qualifications, shall bo entitled to 1 Vote nt all election:*, subject however to such laws requiring in-1 regulating the »< of el < tors as tho (J.ncr.il ! Assembly may enact. Pit II" .'hall have been a citron of t: Knit ,! i'• -,t 1 t one n onth. ' "■ : : : ! bven a qt! dlfled elector or native-!,.'rii i ' : : po ■! In ;m-c. -Vance •> th the e! : ih ' That sect' \ of arl >e i • . fa amended, by striking out the - .id s c , following: j Section •> In the cota ty of pi i . , phi a. all t' ■ Jurisdiction ... ! power n w ■ • ■ ' • , . ■ bv 1 ;\v, ' in VI b-lphla v. I iii Testing His £"• s. "Thank heaven Jain ; h :s quit call ins tne Huhy!" said \ho woman who weighs over 200 pounds. "A strange butcher shamed hitn •ut of it. li was done t»ncou *■ i »u«l.v t«»u That Is why It was si * uve Si: • l began to diet 1 habeen often. The • ■!!;.»r day ,!:;ni.< was buyiu-.r Ifvor I r 11; • ii t.e remarked that he v.he i t! • we: •» ndi; 1.. ■ s- nlcs in ih(» ueistiborhood tow» i j; ti Baby on. "Said tlie buu-la r. 'Uriug h. r do\v:i ' Ur °' ".'niiios tc:4! ni" the buw ! • r was ex ! parting r* s . !we w. ;it. lie was rert for us. He had «! up a nice little | shawl at range cat suspended from j the hanging st-aies to put baby in.and | then he was introduced to—me. | James hasn't called me Baby since."— I New York Times. I PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD" PERSONALLY-CONDUCTED EXCURSIONS KSU. « 5; w, jg**'* wpg* NIAGARA FALLS Oct. 5, 1910 1 Round Trip 87.30 from So. Danville SPECIAL TRAIN of Pullman Parlor Cars, Dining Car, anil Day Coaches running via the PICTURESQUE SUSQUEHANNA VALLEY ROUTE Tickets Rood going on Special Trntn and connecting trains, and (rood returning on regula trains within FIFTEEN DAYS Stop-ofl"within limit allowed at Butlalo returning, 111 Htra'Jl 1 »st! 111 112 ill lif jmitl jn ra»y ba obtilnsi fron Ticket Agents. , i J. R. WOOD GEO. W. BOYD I Passenger Traffic Manager General Passenger Agent I and co-ordinate Jurfsdlctlori. composed of three judge* each. The said courts In Philadelphia shall bo designated respect ively as the court of common pleaa num ber one. number two. number three, number four, and number five, but the number of said courts may be by law : Increased, from time to time, and shall he : in like manner designated by successive numbers. The number of judges in any , of said courts, or in any county where the establishment of on additional court may be authorized by law, may be ln i creased, from time to time, and when -1 ever such Increase shall amount in the whole to three, such three judges shall composo a distinct and separate court as I aforesaid, which shall bo numbered as aforesaid. In Philadelphia all suits shall be instituted in the said courts of com ! mon pleas without designating the num* 1 ber of the said court, and the several courts shall distribute and apportion the I business among them in such manner as j shall be provided by rules of court, and i each court, to which any suit shall be thus assigned, shall have exclusive juris diction thereof, subject to change of venue, as shall be provided by law. | In the county of Allegheny all the | jurisdiction and powers now vested In j the several numbered courts of common j pleas shall be vested In one court of com mon pleas, composed of all the judges in ! commission in said courts. Such jurls , diction and powers shall extend to all I proceedings at law and in equity which | shall have been Instituted in the several I numbered courts, nnd shall be subject to ! such changes as may be made by law. snd subject to change of venue as pro j vided by law. The president judge of ! said court shall be selected as provided Iby law. The number of judges In said court may be 1 y law Increased from time to time. This amendment shall take I effect on the first day of January sue , ceeding it« ndopt'on. A true c'■ of P.« solution No. HOP I'RT McAl-'RE Secretary of the (' >mrv» on wealth. A .TOlNt 'LrTTON Proposin • a ?nr < i • 112 t • > of ion e«-ht article nine, ofue « . tai of i. u and llou --' Her,»•••.. u •v<»• of the <.'c»n 1 Asseml ly 1 i . That the fallowing is pr.> pos« d it: en lm-rit to tin Con - itu tion - 112 the ,n\v« Ith >f Pcnnsylv.i nia. In <1 »ni<• with the provisions of the eighteenth article thereof:— Amendme:;: to Article Nine, Section Right. Section 2 Amend section eight, article nine, of the Constitution of Pennsylvania which reads as follows: "Section S. The debt of any county, city, borough, township, ache >l 'istrlct, or other municipality or in< ted dis trict, except as herein pro\ ... -hall nev . er exceed seven per centum upon the as sessed value of the taxable property there ! in, nor shall any such municipality or I district incur any new debt, or increase j its indebtedness to an amount exceeding two per centum upon such assessed val | uatlon of property, without the assent of j the electors thereof at a public election In j such manner as shall be provided by law; but any city, the debt of which now ex ceeds seven i >r centum of such assessed valuation, may be r. uthorized by law to Increase the J ■.-•me three per centum. In the ag* i ite. at ai.y «ne tin.'*, upon such i :* ctlon **. T1 • debt of any county, city, ....... ' : ..'!•< v crej -'the Vame three per e< ntum, In the 1 ! of Phi: t<!< 1 i current l • r venue in o.v ee - <•: * ..." ons- ud debt or debts | and of « • r- . l i: bailments n-eessary j er of th" and county of Philadelphia' t-. I : . ise ind Med: Provided, Tha; . 112 •. 1 for their cancellation ! shnl b ■» h.-d and maintained. 1 A ti ii. . of Joint Resolution No. 4. 1; jIiKUT XU-APEE, S. ; :y of the Coi.imonwealth. Fooled the King. Iti one ot Sir Uichard Prancls Bur- ; ton's rare collections of ancient Ara- \ tiiari stories is a story of bow tbe king j went into the (lurk anions his sleep- ] ilia slaves and detected the man lie , was after by putting liis bead tipuu ah (heit breasls and listening to the tumult ! of tbo beart. The king cut off a lock I of tbe culprit's hair, so be could tell | bim uext day. But what did tbe sly ' rascal do but sneak up and cut every ! other slave's hair. When all the slaves , weie mustered next day before the throne tbe king saw be was beaten by a master mind and said, "Don't dare ' do it again." The klug ought to have I tried the Chinese test by giving them j dry rice grains to chew. In fright the i saliva will not flow, and the culprit | has to spit his rice out dry —New York | I M ess. ■" IF 30, WHERE? y TJier« is a problem which Impels J? x Me oftentimes to stop X X And watch the lobby In hotels, X X The bar, the barber shop— <|> £ All places where the guests abound— <£ <s> Vet Btill I usk, enraged, y Is anybody ever found * X J When he * <|> X Is <2> ft Paged ? <|> <|> You calmly sit consuming beer jjr ♦ Or dallying with cheese. A buttons hollers in your ear, X "Misterrrrr Oazzookus, please!" <s> <|> In vain! The latter's hidden, & drowned, Or otherwise engaged, x Is anybody ever found X When he $ 13 1* <|> Tagcd? The bellboys come, the bellboys go. T v Their hope undying seems. X A "Mlsterrrrr Mcllaggis, Dr. Doe!" X X (Poor lads! Respect their dreams!) <|> & Through heartless space their voices <|> 112 sound Y Till they grow worn and aged. \ x la anybody ever found A A When he & & Paged ? $ -Puck. X WOMEN'S RISE 0. K., SAYS KAISER, BARRING POLITICS. Suffrage Indication of Country's Hope less Decadence His Belief. The kaiser recently seized an oppor tunity »C ventilating bis views on the feminist movement, anil the substance of his utterance has been made pub lie, presumably with his permission. The kaiser used to be credited with limiting woman's sphere to three de pnrtments—ehurch, children and kitch en—but if tUat was ever true ho seems to httva changed his opinions, for it 1-t that ho views with profou::.' sympathy the Roneral movement pro ceeding In all tho civilized countries of tho world for the amelioration of the position of women, including higU er education. lie believes in technical education for women and tho invasion of differ ent businesses and professions by women, holding that in tho present numerical proportion of the sexes this is inevitable and could not be denied to women without grave injustice to them. Consequently women lawyers, wom en doctors, women dentists and women in many other branches of activity may count on the kaiser's approval. In brief, the kaiser is a supporter of every phase of the new woman move ment, with tho single exception of Its political aspect. He is a resolute op ponent of woman suffrage. lie abhors the idea of women to political lifts. The lntrodu. don of woman suffvn," In any country i;; pears to him to i an una: ta! ..lie ; ign of hopeless de cadence and <" ay. Women in poli tl' V. lid, .I > the beginning of tho • 1 i intry UVs Percentages. it somen i happens that a man cepts mighty few chances. The man in the right garden !■» pretty sure to have a better fielding record than tin shortstop.—Atchison Globe. He d'ito.l on Alice and would have ■ "Yes; her mother was still more a: tractive." The Skeptic. "I'a. what doe* •skeptical' mean?" "Well er- (lid you ever see a to r> i taking In the washing for fear of rain in spite ot the weather prediction 'fair?' Hnft'alo Express. Ought to Cheer Him. Figg—What's the matter, old rtinn. You're looking wretched, l-'eprs I'm , not myself at all today. Figg Oh. come: that's nothing to feel wretched a bout xc ti a nge. 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