Montour American
FRANK C. ANGLE, Proprietor.
Danville, Pa., flnr. 24. 1910.
Siriusic
M GHHST GHURGH
The mixed choir of Christ (Memori"
all o 1 mre 1», which has b'-en rehearsing
for some time for its Easter music un
der the direction of Organist \V. J.
Williams, will render the following
music on Kaster day :
Solemn 1 lif-'h Celebration, IS A. M.
Processional, "At the Lamb's High
Feast We Sing." Baldy.
Introit, "Christ Our Passover,"
Crotch.
Communion Office from "Messo Sol
ennelle.''
Kyrie Elesiou, Gounod.
Gloria Tibi, Gounod.
Laus Christi, Gounod.
Credo, Gounod.
Oftertory, "Come See the Place
Where the Lord' Lay," Reed.
Presentation of Alms, S. P. Whit
ney.
Sujsmn Corda, Gounod.
Sauctus, Gounod.
Belied ictus Qui Venit, Gounod.
Agnus Dei, Gounod.
Gloria in Excelsis, Gounod. *
Nunc Dimittis, Stainer.
Recessional, "The Strife Is O'er,"
from Palestrina.
Low Celebration, 8 A. M.
Solen n High Celebration with ser
in mi at J0:!i0 A. M.
Music same as the <! A. M. Service. 1
Festal Evensong, 7 :liO P. 51.
Processional, "Alleluia, Alleluia,
Hearts and Voices Heav'nward Raise"
Sullivan.
Confession, Stainer.
Absolution, Stainer.
Sentences, Stainer.
Psalter, lilaxley.
Magnificat, Harrison.
Nunc Dimittis, Harrison.
Credo and Versicles, Stainer.
Hymn,"Awake and Sing the Song,"
Sydeuhauß.
Prayers in G.
Hymn, "Angels Roll the Rock
Away," Arimathea,
Offertory, from Lyra Dairdiea.
Presentation of Alms, Whitney.
Solemn To Deum, Woodward.
Recessional, "Alleluia, Sing to
Jesus," Powell.
Meeting Requirements.
[Telephone companies all over the coun
try have made a law barring ali niria
from employment as operators tinlps.-s iin >
are at leapt live feet tail.—lividenco i;<
fore United States Senate.J
Her voice was like the singing
Of birds among the trees
When to a party rlnglm:
She asked. "What number, please?"
None heard but to admire her,
All hearts she held in thrall.
But, alas, they had to fire Ift r,
For she wasn't five feet tall.
Her record showed them pi: Inly
That she was most adept.
Eut, ah. she pleaded vainly
And then broke down and wept.
She wore high heels that made her
Much taller to the eye,
Eut at last her walk betrayed h< r-
Slie wasn't llvo 112. et hi;;!).
And so they sacked her, in. .in .
And now there's In I < r place
A maid whoso voice Is tnsplng.
Who has a sour, il iur 112 e.
Bhe's ero: . HVB p- F'a;
When her sul .■rs c 11,
Eut thee ■ . ...ny !
X'or : tie'.-i ■ ■ : i'•i 1.
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«»>• 1 un new game !..:s :
(been Invi call 1 "vlgero," which |
ithe ju" -• il • 1 ire will ui '". t
icrl'.ket nt ' < ' ■'!!. it If called the
'"World's • -if." Front the deserlp
tlon of i: it ems to be n cross be
tween inv.p i Mils and cricket and Is
said to • ; ihe element'-* of "daz
«licg <i' it-Utavs" and "exhilarating ex
citement."
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Los Angcle ? - California
He HaJ Learned It.
I Willie, five years old, was in hK fa
; titer's office one afternoon waiting to
jRO home with him. Mr. S. was very
j much occupied-In fact, so much so
that he had quite forgotten that his
young soil WITS sitting behind him. At
| length the telephone rang, and Mr. S.
i was told that there was a long dls
| tnnce call for him. lie called "Hello!"
j a number of times, and just when his
| p:\llence had about given out central
! rang vigorously while the receiver was
still at Ids ear. At this Mr. S. uttered
j a terrible and forbidden word.
! The words were no sooner out of his
I mouth than he remembered that his
sou was but a few l'eet from him.
Wheeling about in his chair, he said,
with humility:
"That was very wrong of father to
say those naughty words, Willie. I
hope," lie added, "that my little boy
will never use such dreadful lan
i guage."
I "I—l won't never say it, papa," re
plied the child, with n mischievous
1 twinkle in his eye, "but I 1-learned it
1 all the same!"— Harper's Magazine.
Feathered Mail Box Robbers.
1 A mail box on rural route Xo. 3, out
j of Greenville, Ind., has been robbed
I of several letters iu the past few days.
When the letters first began to disap
i pear it was thought some person was
getting them, but they were found
i unopened in a fence corner near by.
J The owner decided to watch the box
! from a distance and was rewarded for
! his trouble. lie saw English sparrows
fly to the box and work their way
through the slot for letters, in a few
moments they reappeared with a let
ter and worked away until they got it
out. Then one of the birds liew to tho
fence corner with it.
Hatred's Dividends,
rintred takes time and energy and
j health And tlie dividends on the in
i vestment are pitifully small and un
satisfactory.—-Atchison tllobe.
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i The famous Antigua Mines of Paimiilas, Sinaloa, first opened in 1806 by tlir- ;;rr:it Spanish mine operator, Miguel Felix, and now
the property of the Mexican Mining Association.
—— _
Association Stock is now selling at the low price of 8 cents per share in order to
provide a working equipment for these mines and to replace the milling and smelting
plant destroyed during the revolution. We cannot maintain this low figure.
Th. \ ALMILLAS mines of the Mexican Mining Association are in the same district as the world-famous
Bonanza, Guadak.'ra do los Reyes, with over 100 years of continuous production, now working 1,000 men and
credited With apr lion of $100,000,000. In buying Mexican Mining Association at 0 cents you
stand the chance of similar immense profits
The ASSOCIATION now owns seven (7) large mines in Sinaloa, Mexico, upon which more than
: $30,000 worth of work has been done, as follows:
I PALMILLAH CONSOLIDATED, consisting of three (3) mines—COLON, BALTAZARENA, and PALOS
DULCLS, shippers of High Grade, and containing a large tonnage of milling silver ores.
j ES.'A'.OL: and MAGISTRAL two (2.) large copper-silver mines, the former well developed, and the two
forming a magnificent smelting proposition.
ROSARIO and TAHONITAS, the former a very large low grade gold mine, the latter a rich silver lead mine,
near enough together to be worked under one management.
We beiicv-3 that ti.ese SEVEN mines will be the basis for the greatest mining enterprise on the Western
Coast of America. Besides our operating department in Mexico, we maintain a selling organization in the
great mine buying centers of the world, London, Brussels and New York City.
I Mexico has produced to date over forty-five hundred millions of dollars in silver clone, besides
hundreds of millions in gold, and is to be the grent gold and copper producing region of the future. The
West Coast region, though barely touched as yet, has produced, according to out engineers* estimates, over
nine hundred millions. Do you not want your share of this immense wealth? If so, the MEXICAN MIN
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Sullivan's Best Complement.
When Sir Arthur Sullivan of Gilbert
and Sullivan 112 ;':ie was traveling In the
, western stales a man rushed up to
him nnd, grns'in" Ills liMid, said: "Say.
by golly, I'm mlglitj" glad to meet you!
, When 1 heard you- wns a-comln* I
couldn't wait hardly. Hut. say, you
ain't very big, are you? How much
do you weigh?"
"About 150 p. ends." answered tho
. astonished e;.m; <. T-r.
"Then how on earth did you come
. to knock out Ityan?"
. "I never knocked otrt any Ityan.
What do you meant"
"Ain't you John 1.. Sullivan?"
"Xo, I'm Arthur Sullivan."
The man stood dazed for a few min
utes, and then a smile spread over h'.-t
' rough features. "Are you the feller
what put 'l'innfore' together? Well.
! then, I'm mighty glad to meet you Just
, tho same."
Sir Arthur counted tlii- as one of his
greatest compliments. Chicago Hec
ord-Herald.
' Thoughtful.
"I hear you are going to spenk In
our town next week."
"Yes, 1 am billed there. I wonder If
any preparations are being made to
| receive me."
"Yes, I understand nil of tho arrange
ments have been n.adc. The hens. I
am told, began laying eggs six mirths
I ago for the event."
Butter and Ejgs Priz? : st C~rd Par'y.
■ I.utter and eggs have become so
' valuable that they are now deemed lit
i prizes for card parties. At a card par
ty given by .1.1.. Ilart and his wife
of Glbsonburg, <>.. butter and eggs
were given as prizes, an ! whfle tliev
caused some surprise among the guest*
» at tho pari; they were nevorthei s
very acceptable. The winner of tlio
most games was given a pound of but
-1 ter. Eggs were given to other vie
. torlous participants in the games, and
. n single egg was awarded as the boo
by iri.-.0.
5 " PERSONALS I
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I
Messrs. Willium Hancock, Edward
Price ami Frauk Returner, st intents at
Lehigh university, South Bethlehem,
arrived yesterday to spend tlio Easter
vacation with their parents.
Nathan Loesvis, of New York City,
is visiting his daughter, Mrs. K. L.
Marks, West Market street.
Miss Ethel Ghesnut returned to
Liewisburg yesterday after a visit with
relatives in this city.
' L. I'. Robinson, a student at Buck
iiell university, is spending the Easter
vacation with his parents, Mr. anil
Mrs. M. F. Robinson,R. F. 1). No. (i.
Mrs. Harvey Stair,]of Wiiliamsport,
joined her husband in this city yester
day.
Dr. and Mrs. ,1. W. Schoffstall, of
Sunbury, spent yesterday with Miss
Jessie Kitnerer, West Market street.
Mrs. Clara Sir,union and daughter
Clara, returned to Wilkes-Barre yes
terday after a visit with Mr. and Mrs.
William liyan,. Oearhart township.
Mrs. J. A. Gephart, of Bedford, wiio
has been visiting her son, W. .1. Uep
hart, South Danville, left yesterday
1 for a visit with relatives in Lancaster,
i Mr. and Mrs. George Schuck, It. F.
No. ">, spent y■■•sterday with rela
! tives in Sunbury.
Mr. and Mis. Charles Bevors, Mill
1 street, were Snnbury visitors yester
-1 day.
' Mis. Harry Schick and granddaugh
ter, Evelyn Stolilor, spent yi sterday
with Mrs. W. W. Bateman, Sunbury.
Harry Fowler returned to Williams
poit yesterday after spending a few
days with friends in Danville.
W. L. McCoy, of State college, who
' has been visiting his parents, Mr. and
Mrs. J. B. McCoy,West Market street,
' left yesterday on a business trip to
Philadelphia and Pittsburg.
i Miss Cornelia Prout, Gland street,
• returned last evening after a visit with
frit lids in Sunbury.
i
How Eskimo Women Die.
112 On iier first entrance to her new hut
, of snow an Eskimo woman is buoyed
by hope of welcoming n son. What of
her last Incoming to those narrow con
j tines? Slie knows that the medicine
man has dec ided that her sickness is
inor .1 when slio is laid upon her bed
of :. ■ iw. she ga'/.es up n the feebly
burning lamp beside her. upon food
and drink set close at her hand. She
sees her loved ones pas.-: out of the
doorway that needs no tunnel entrance
to keep chill airs away, for presently
the door Is staled with snow. The
(lii'.l of death pierces through her en
veloping l'urs. Her tomb insures that
no long tarrying will he hers. The
soul, companioning with her, may re
fresh itself with food; but, starving
and freezing, her feeble body will wit
ness even that .soul's departure and
know that i:s hv.r.r has come to perish
alone.—ll ar; >erV Ha zar.
WILD WEST BOVS !
81 SOIID! SIDE
Riverside borough feels the no d of
better police protection. As it is, the c
borough is not able to cope with the s
boys of the south side, who have org
ani/.ed themselves into a sort of a wild- i
west gung and aro causing all kinds of .
trouble. Yesterday the citizens framed j <
an appeal to Chief Burgess Shepper- I
sou, asking that means be adopted to I
keep the unruly fellows in bounds.
SOME OK THE CAPERS.
The boys devise various methods of |
terrifying women and children. A fav- i
orite caper is to invade a back yard at
night and by peeping in the windows
and stealthily moving about to create
the impression that burglars are on the j
■ premises. The housessolectod are geu
, erallv those in which women and coil- (
dreu are at home alone. When these
start to investigate the boys often add ;
to the terror of the situation by liring j
j off a revolver.
PLAY BOGEY.
( | Timid young girls are afraid to ven- j
j tnre away from their hom< - after dark,
j The boys in the character of bogey !
men turn up at. the mo. t unexp eted i
places and chase them to their homes. !
This is bail enough but it is the tie -
' i passing on private property in the j»>r
| forming of their prai.l.s that is especial-
I j ly complained of.
BOUND TO THE STAKE
| A climax was reached on Tuesday
• | ev< uing. Two boys v.to reside in Dan- !
■ | ville, one a colli-boy home for his
i Easter vacation, took a stroll over to
. j the south side. When they reached a
.'point near the public school building!
1 >n Riverside, the "pang" at a prear
ranged n,.;tia! materialized—a dozen
>I or so—seizing the two Danville boys!
I and despite their protestations and
. struggles dragged them several squares, j
3 to Sunbury street, where by means of
ropes,conveniently at hand,the college j
; boy and his companion were bouutl j
~ each to a telegraph pole. All this was
j accompanied with great outcry chiefly
j from the two cifptives. who were
i greatly terrified being uncertain as to
j what ultimate fate was in stoic for
, them.
j There is no telling what might have
happened next, if some people living
! near had not started out to investigate
J and found the two boys bound to (lie
telegraph poles. It was through these j
that the Danville lads were released.
DRASTIC MEASURES.
i The above is the story related by
j Chief Burgess Siiepperson yesterday,
i The time has come, lie says, when they
| will have to deal harshly with the
j frolicsome boys. Everyone, he says, is
J known,several of whom, including the
| ring leader, lives in the township, j
; From now on the constable will In* on
| duty each night, and if lie is not able
! to hold the boys down a special officer
, ■ will be employed. One fee is assured,
j the burgess says, and that is trouble is
|in store for the boys, as the first one
m apprehended will be obliged to pay
■ ; the full penalty.
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How R ..rss Won the Victoria Cross.
j Robert.- noted that it sowar of the
| [squadron with which ho rode was in
I great dan, ■ i t'nitn a sepoy with a fixed
j bay. net '! :••• ■•••most <.f sword . ".aiir-t
| ha;, -t v ~l Pave ended di.-astrous
, 1 i.v hid Hi i i. i'. its Intervened im tl dis
; posed of the oayonet Ti. it was barely
; j doi: • v.'ieu I ■■ nolieetl in the distance
.< Wo ■ ept i. inn »H h a > Hilda. il.
; !le i.ail. .'.l at .er the reii. !s ami < ver-
I took them, aud (hen lie had a close
I l*t :lit for > wi"<s!imi of the stned
! ard. lie eiu down its chief bearer,
j While tvr Idns the staff from the
man', l. ■ •, .: i i both Ills bands tile
I other se; turned Ills musket >■:<. tilni
| and fir >. The muzzle was within a
I few Indie- of Roberts' person, and
there wi.e.d certaUd,* have teen an
end if him liad not the musket refused
togo ofi ..s it was, tie rode away
• unhurt wi.'i the stand.ird. and for
: those tw> courageous and gallant acts
I in close mi, e« sion Roberts got the
Victoria iia —Cobban's "Life of
! Roberts"
Bloodhounds to Helt an Uprising.
Storm swept Jamaica was in 1733
) the scene of a rising of the negro
i plantation slaves. At first there were
' brushes between the soldiers of the !
island garrison and tiie Insurgents, and i
lives were lost on both sides. Theu
the commander. General Walpole, be
thought him of having 100 dogs trained i
I to track slaves brought from Cuba. !
> These powerful and savage brutes. I
misnamed bloodhounds, were really of
the mastiff tribe, says tho London !
Chronicle. After being muzzled they
were led to the position taken up by
| tiie malcontents. General Walpole
! sent a message to tiie slaves thrcateu- I
ing to unmuzzle and unleash tiie ani- i
mals if they did not surrender. The '
' negroes, who had shown themselves j
to be by no means afraid of the bul
lets of the military, were now mad
with terror. They threw down their
arms and gave in. Remarks a con- 1
i temporary historian of Jamaica, "It is
, pleasing to observe that not a drop of
blood was spilled after the dogs ar- j
rived in the Island."
Appendix Six Inches Long.
1 A football strain Is supposed to ac- j
• count for the fact that a vermiform ap
pendix six Inches long was recently
removed in tin operation on George
Goss, the former Y.nle football guard
and hammer thrower. Medical author- j
ities at Yale believe this to be the
longest appendix which was ever !
found. Goss received several football ,
strains when he was at Yale and one
of special severity when he tried to '
break tho Yale strength record, lie Is
the s m of a Waterbury (Conn.) manu
facturer and went recently to a said- 1
tarluiu in Rochester. Minn., to have .
his appendix removed. The ordinary !
appendix is from two to two and a j
, half inches In length.
BICYCLIST AND
HORSE IN SMASH'
A tliri 11 i UK collision occurred at i. e 1
e irner of Mill ami Mahoning streets
shortly after 110011 yesterday, between j
Loon Moyer, the grooerymau, and a
dri varlesß horse.
Mr. Moyer had the good fortune to
escape with but few bruises. The hor. e
received injuries from which it died
last night and the bicycle was a total ,
wreck.
•Ir. Moyer was coasting down tin :
; 11i 11 from the Baldy house at the same |
! timo that a horse, which had gotten
! away from Moyer's livery stable, was !
i coining UJI Mahoning street. Both were '•
\ making pretty good timo and both got '
[ to the corner at the same moment.
Both the mail and the horse saw each
I other at the same time and both turn
| ed—unfortunately in the same din <•-
j tion. With terrific force they came to
j g ether. The horse was knocked from
| !iis feet and fell like a log, while the 1
! man was thrown from his wheel.
I Air. Moyer, when he got liis breath,
j found himself but little worse for his
ex; "i. nee, bat tilo horse was induced |
to tlsa witli difficulty. It was not
thought.,however, that the animal had
; been eriously injured, lie soon after
, ward develop' >1 i \ inptoms of internal
injuries and died last evening nbt.ut
five o'clock.
.
"Tribute f'aicl • t ; nor Senator
To Colonel lauie. tiorion, who re
cently delivered a uiein mote farewell I
speech in tin ■ eiiille :i i HAS JIISI BEEN
i succeeded t>y l.ero.v I'-rev as lulled
Suites sennit r from Mississippi, the
following poetic tribute is paid:
We're sorry, Cuhnel UHWCIUII. sua. to say
i,» you
We have much admired to know you and
to hear you talk true blue.
We reciprocal*" youi farew I speech. as
framatit «" tne breeze
That in ti.i- - a h (-alb ut ilist or ot sweet !
magnolia lr> ;.s
Though we .i| 'it with you all. suh. and ■
line jon all we olen
And Uiiim i time *sKeila«l'lled." sub. as !
you Ot I too. you siiul.
We 1: in i..••HI out neat if umi hands to
r «.> *nt hum
Ir.in -<. i • i•• •« . ..«•! In pe-ace for j
ah fi- ~;v
It ■; • . that !
v t si»'M . "i ■: • u-t
\. \ i\ n "r.'iis *uh.
I t'tnLK ii
1..!.• 'i,. - . r> ot ante
! And IS r. , it'll N 1 1' .IPTHIID we'll
j On yoilt lir id - until \a:i.i:is. oy the
iiariKe i>t your oaj im
| Where in lenry at the 1 wnigst hour, to
lull you lo your rem.
lon win her your "id niaeU mammy
Croon tlie sonys yon lui'til the best,
i Hut it : ;Hin you Kindly condescend to
j come tins way
' Vour "father's houne" is onen: you'll be
welcome nitfht or day
To partHKii, sua, ot I'a bounty and Its
hospitality.
' ' Where all now s!t above the salt in con
sanguinity.
' Hut It lias purtlnfi be the lust we give
, you bacK your toast.
; "Of all the sections ot our land we love
I each one the most,
j And may your • 11> s outnumber tar this
lire s allotted span—
. Here's to you. Cuhnel (iawdon, senator
and gertlemanl
—Richard IJntbicum in New VorU
j World.
Tragic Joltinr;.
Os.v.'ld's friciii.s were always on tlio
: lookout for some ruse. lie once noti
l lied tlicin tin.i mi New Year's day he
should get tile I est of them all ill some
joke, tii d New Year's morning each
i'i cived tie : notice, "l'etuember."
They were ou their guard.
As they were leaving n house where
| they had breakfasted Oswald slipped
' on the ste(>3 and fell on his hack on
the sidewalk. His friends rushed to
, his assistance, but paused before they
, reached him.
"This is liia ruse." some one said.
C. aiiy I lie man who was so proud
i of hit talent for mimicry was bent on
' deceiving them nil Into thinking him
[ a dying mail, for lie lay there moan
-1 ing pitifully, his face drawn and twist
ed as If with terrible pain.
llis friends stood around and made
| jokes ."ml puns and hummed lines of
i comic songs, assuring him all the
j while that they were not deceived by
i his acting. At last ho gave a hoarse,
i mournful cry, looked at them sadly
and then ceased to moan or writhe
I In a never to be forgotten moment o
1 horror and sorrow his friends realized
! that Oswald was dead.—"Souvenirs
! d'un Vleux I.ibrnire."
A '.tcnieal Answer.
The W"1I i i do patron ot' the place
had been :i it!ve to the cashier for
I some time. .1 now, business bein .-
| slack fi :• a . w moments, he deemed
I the time pr :tlotts to speak.
I "If you v. 11l be mine," he urged as he
' leaned t.ver t'.ie deVtv, "every comfort
! that you may desire will be yours.
True, I am no longer young, but I have
1 money, art! 1 can provide for you as
j fow youi' - i could, and surely the
material side . !' the marriage question
ils worthy i some consideration."
| She saM nothing. but gently touched
the cas'i ; i r. and the words "No
Sale" sprat: Into view,
j With asi ihe left.—Chicago Post.
i
Self laudation abounds among tta™
unpolished, but nothing can stamp a :
1 man more sbnrply as ill bred.—Bus
ton.
fpi or arecl Colds:
Troubled with a cough? A hard cold, bronchitis, or some
chronic lung trouble? There is a medicine made for just
these cases—Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. Your doctor knows
all about it. Ask him what he thinks of it. No medicine
can ever take the place of your doctor. Keep in close
touch with him. consult him frequently, trust him fully.
No alcohol in this cough medicine. j.c.AyerCo.,Loivell l Aiass
i Ayer's Fills. Sugar-coated. All vegetable. Act directly on the liver. Gently laxa
tive. Dose, only one pill. Sold for nearly *ixty years. Ask your doctor about them.
The Cause of Many
Sudclcn Deaths.
There is a disease prevailing in this
country most dangerous because > o dec
r ; 111 II V'MJXi tive. Many sudden
JTrJIVA 0 {ray deaths tire C..U ~1
-3 b y 11 —hi art io. -
1 ,o'*5TN- Wf. -i* ea.-e, pneumonia,
ite/ t failure ot
J ItStL/ VITV <'.•! r apoplexy ari often
\Vs the refult oi kid-
(S I' ,K ' V t ; ease. II
ry \Hj|. \\\ if kidnej tron 1!e is
yM 11 ' ~ all" wed toad vance
tlic kidney-poiton
c.l I loi.il will at
tack the vital organs, c; usinjr'i t. rrli of
the bladder, brick-dust or seoiment in
the urine, head ache, back flche, lame
back, dizziness, sleeplessness, nervous
ness, or the kidneys themselves break
down and waste away cell by cell.
Bladder troubles almost always remit
from a derangement of the kidneys and
: better health in that organ is obtained
! quickest by a proper treatment of the kid
neys. Svvamp-lioot correct; inability to
. hold urine and scalding pain in passing it,
and overcomes that tinplea ant necessity
of being compelled togo otten through
the day, and to tup many tin v - during
tlie night. The mild and immediate i.fleet
of Swamp-Root, the great 1> idney rt medy
is soon realized. It stand ■t. high', t be
cause of its remarkable her Ith restoiing
: properties. A trial will cor.-- ince an<.( ne.
; Swamp-Root is pleasant to take a'ml is
sold by all drnggista in f.fiy-cent and
one-dollar sizo bt»t les. Yon "i ay have a
sample bolt's and a book that tel's all
• about it, both sent free by mail, Address,
i Jr. Kiini r tz. Co., liingii.'ii on, N. Y.
When writing mention ri.: ae.g tliia gen
erous offer in this paper. Don't make
any mistake, but rcmeitil ■ ,• the name,
Swamp-Hoot, and don't let a dealer sell
you something in place of Swamp-Root—
'f you do you will ou disappointed.
it ' "v-.-v*. ».-•. ;«••» • -
THE CABIMET LEAK.
Canijl V.'ofastcr Was Not Long In Dis
covering Its Source.
On c years ago, when Panic! Web
ster was secretary of state, there was
an iinpou.iut foreign matter up fordH
eussion before t!io cabinet, and the ut
most secrecy was of course maintain
ed, but the whole tiling was blazoned
about in a few hours after the cabinet
i meeting. So the president hastily sent
for his cabinet to talk over this leak
| Each man had a different idea of it.
Finally Mr. Webster arose, saying,
, "You, gentlemen, goon with your dis
| cuesion, and I'll be back in a minute."
j In u few minutes he returned and re
; pcated every word that had been spo
ken In the room in his absence. 110
explained that if by standing close to
1 the door outside the cabinet room you
; held your e-ir to it you could not dls
' tinguish one intelligible word, but if
j moving back from the door and a littlo
to one side upon a certain spot In the
carpet you kept an attentive ear ev
ery word could be plainly heard as
though whispered. Some enterprising
eavesdropper had been experimenting
with the door and had found that
upon that exact spot there was some
i acoustic property of the door or room
that conveyed the sound in perfect en-
I ilrety.
"Going—Going"—
The auctioneer had auctioneered for
the last time, for he was very ill and
lay now almost at death's door.
| Beside his bed stood the doctor and.
the auctioneer's wife, anxiously watch
; ing each symptom, each movement
'each respiration.
"Doctor," hoar ely whispered the
hammer wlelder's wife, "what is his
; ul.-'.e now':"
The doctor r. i. Ed the pa tit nt'.i wrist
"His pul.-e." he ai.swered, "is now
going at 101."
The au i>• er > t up excitedly in
bed.
"Geiug at 1 I!" he cried feebly. "Go
ing at 101! Yi'ho'll make it 105? Do I
• bear 105 for a pulse that lias been ran
' nil!g steadily ! <r fort."-seven years and
' never once M. p.-ed? Yt'ii! ya !•:« i
' Who'il make it 10."?"
1 But v.o one made it I 1 r And a min
tile later tin; aneti. ncer was goh:-.:—go
ing—gone!- -!!•; .-hauge.
HIS BUMPS.
The Explanation Given by the Book on
Phrenology.
They were newly married and were
■ aiiing upon i ne of the friends of the
[ bri.'e who had iieen i>artlcuiarly plens
i amt upon the occasion of their wed
i . ing. The bridegroom, apropos of
nothing, began to talk about phrenolo
gy and told how his wife had discov
: ered two very prominent bumps oti the
back of his head. lie was proud of
them. So was she, and she passed him
around that the host and hostess might
feel the bumps and know of their ex
: isteuce. Then she explained:
"My book ou phrenol >gy says that
they mean good memory ami generos
ity."
It was evident that she was proud
of the facts, and so was he. But the
host, being of an inquiring turn of
mind, wished to satisfy himself, so he
got down a phrenological work from
' ore of h ; ' library she!', t < anil after
IT ih 1. >' found the bu.ops on the
chat". Turning to the notes, he road,
M rioti: !y at fir then uusie t llly. The
!■: '!e ' • i ,i > : .i! spiel, a-, but she was
ante and said:
' nl it out i ud. Please do!"' And
1 the host read:
: e bumi ore most freipiontlj
.■! ■ caf; and monkey
• i ,1..v ; i'.- consumed the remain
| Uer of the visit, which was brief.—
. Now Yolk Sun.
A Ctart.
| "A nia'.i always looks foolish \vi.
i he pr0;>..•••... aid the frank young v >
I man.
"Yes," answered Mr. Meekton, "it",
i 1 have evidently failed to overeu.. »
■ tho absurd impression I made on He
j rietta on that occasion."— Washing:
i Star.
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