CHOYNSKI'S NEW BOXING RULES. B-PiijllW Suggests Improw raen! In Queensberry Rifles. FOR JEFFRIES-JOHNSON FIGHT Thlnka Hia Cod* WW »• AooaptaM* to Both Fighters—Many Follower* of Pugilism Said »• Consider Cheynski'a Substitution Worthy of Not*. Jo« Choynskl, on# of the cleverest heavyweights in the ring a doaen years ago. says the proposed fight be tween Jim Jeffries and Jack Johnson should be governed by a set of re vised rules, and he has taken the trou ble to draw up a code which he thinks will be acceptable to both men. Choyn eki's rules follow: L To be a fair stand up boxing match tn a twenty-four foot ring or as near that size as practicable. 2. No wrestling, hugging, heeling, butt tng or gouging allowed. 3. The rounds to be of threo minutes duration and one minute between rounds. 4. If either man is knocked down he imust get up unassisted inside of ten sec onds. the other man meanwhile to move übout ten feet away, so as to give tho man uho is down a chance to arise. When the fallen man Is on his feet the round Is to be resumed and continued until the three minutes have expired. If the man who has been knocked down fails to be on his feet inside of the ten seconds allowed the referee shall glv»* his decision in favor of the other man. 5. A man hanging on the ropes-- in a helplers state with his toes off the ground shall be considered down. Only Principals and Referee In Ring. 6. No seconds or any other person:* ex cept the principals and the referee shall be allowed In the ring during the rounds. Any second or other person entering the ring during the rounds shall 1.0 ejected, and the contest shall continue and no foul allowed on that account. 7. Should the contest be stopped by po lice interference the referee has full pow er to render a decision. 8. Five ounce special gloves, furnished by the club, to bo used In all contests. 9. Should a glovo burst or come off the referee shall order both men to their cor ners, where the glove or gloves mufet be Mxed to the satisfaction of the referee. The time consumed in replacing the glove or gloves shall not be counted as part of the time of the round. 10. A man on one knee is considered down and If struck Is entitled to the de cision. 11. Only boxing shoes, regulation style, with either chamois, oilskin or rubber soles allowed. 12. Ilitting In the breakaway is per mitted. 13. When the referee orders the men to break they must obey Instantly and re lease each other at once. 14. The ofllcial timekeeper of the club shall only time the rounds and the rests between rounds, and the referee shall be the only one to time and count on knock downs in any manner deemed best by him. 16. if in the opinion of the referee the contestants are "faking" ho may declaro the bout "no contest," in which event the club need not pay the purse or any part of it. Ruling of Fouls. 16. If a contestant commits a foul which In the opinion of the referee is uninten tional and does not incapacitate his op ponent from continuing he shall be warn ed. but if the foul Incapacitates his oppo nent from continuing or in the opinion of the referee destroys his chances of win ning he shall be disqualified. IT. If a man commits a deliberate foul he shall be immediately disqualified and ! shall receive no part of the purse. 18. If in the opinion of the referee a bout becomes dangerous to one of the contestants or an immediate knockout seems unavoidable he may stop the bout and render his decision. ly. If a second throws up the sponge when it Is apparent to the referee that the principal can continue and have a chance of winning the contest shall not be stopped, but the second so offending shall tie ejected from the building and not allowed to act as second at any future time before any club. 20. Any controversy arising between con testants through different interpretation* of the foregoing rules by each or relative to points not covered by these rules shall be decided by tho referee, and his decision shall be iinai and binding on both con testants as well as on their seconds and others connected with them in any capac ity whatsoever. 21. Any principal, second or timekeeper who willfully violates any of these rules shall be debarred from acting In the ca pacity of principal, second or timekeeper In future 22. The foregoing rules shall be consid ered part of the articles of agreement be tween the contestants, with each other and with the club before which they are to box. In tbe Marquis of Queensberry code j there are twelve rules. In Choynski's code rules 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 9 and 10 are practically taken from tbe Queeus berry rules, though more clearly de fined. Taken as a whole the Queens berry rules are out of date, and Choyn ski's substitution is worthy of note, according to many followers of pugil ism. The National Sporting club of London has recently adopted new rules of its own framing and has passed the Queensberry code up for all time. London Cellar Restaurants. Before coffee stalls were Instituted the humblest places of refreshment were cellars, where the hard up, as tiie slang phrase went, could "dive for a dinner." with a choice of such viands as tripe, cow heel, sausages and shin of beef soup. Some of the cellar res taurants existed as recently as the ear ly seventies of the last century in Butcher row. Temple Bar and the net work of courts and alleys swept away for the site of the royal courts of jus tice. It was in this neighborhood and probably to a dining place of this description that Dr. Johnson resorted in his struggling days, when he was so poor that, as he relates, it was not 4 every day that he could afford a half penny tip for the waiter.—Loudon Chronicle. Queer. Servant (who has been sent to chas tise n stray cat for stalking chickens. I —couldn't—catch 'irn-mum—for tin nearer I—got to 'im—the farther 'e got a way.—Punch. The Better Way. First Boston Child-Do you believe in corporal punislvnetit? Second Bos ton ciiSld No: I can usually make ni\ parents do what 1 wish by moral SUB sl«»n. Life. New Photographic Lens. A "cent British Invention cf interest to photographers! is a lens by which a picture nay be taken on all sides at once. THE "REGENT." A Diamond That Restored the Fortuna of the House of Pitt. Men have never collected great crya tals for personal adornment. Even that "fribble In lace and spangles," the ri val of Beau Brumtnel and afterward George IV. of England—even he sought them simply for souie l'erdlta he was pursuing. LOQIH XIV., 1* grand monarque, pur chased twenty-five larg« diamonds, ruowtly for La Valliere, Monteapan, Fontanges, Maietenon. Among them was the wondrous "Pitt." A slave in India found It. Having found It his heart shouted for liberty. Cutting the Wlf of his leg in order to hide the dia mond within the silt, he limped to the coast. To an English ship captain be offered it for passage to any country where men were free. The captain, quite casually and with nice humor, took the gem and threw the slave Into the sea. The guerdon of such jesting release from servitude was sold to a dealer for $5,000 and through him reached Sir Robert Pitt, governor of Fort St. George, for $102,000, who shipped it home to England to be faceted. A Scotch financier, John Law, then doing business In France, negotiated for a fee of $25,000 the sale of tile dia mond to the regent lafterward Louis XIV.) at $775,000. It is pleasant to remember that there by the fortunes of tile house of Pitt were restored and that the seller's sou. William Pitt, and his grandson, the Earl of Chatham, were assisted to high place and service by opportunities made possible through the profit on tin diamond for which a poor slave, seek ing freedom, was thrown into the sea. —Everybody's. AN IRISH DUEL Rules Were Ignored and the Meeting Had a Happy Ending. A duel with a happy ending seems :iu anomaly, yet one is commemorated iu Blackwood's Magazine in an article on Irish "lire eaters." The duel as ar ranged was between .John Egau, a county judge, and Roger Harett, mas ter of the rolls. Both men were hu ' morous, and the meeting upon the fair ground of Ilonnybrook was character istic. Upon the combatants taking their ground Ilarett, who was the challen ger, promptly fired without waiting for the signal to be given and then walked coolly away, calling out: "Now, Egan, my honor is satisfied!" The judge, however, was by no means contented and shouted: "Hello! Stop. Koger, till I take a shot at your honor!" Harett thereupon came back and. planting himself in his former station, said composedly: "All right, then. Fire away." Egan presented his pistol and. t.\klng most deliberate aim, first at one part of the anatomy of the master of rolls and then at another, seemed deter mined to finish him outright. At last however, he cried out: "I won't honor you! I won't be both ered shooting you! So now you may go your own way or come and shake hands with me, whichever way you like best." Harett chose to shako hands, and amidst the plaudits of the crowd the antagonists departed from the field in much good humor, the best of friends A Haughty Personage. Professors iu Germany are impor tant personages and know it. but few probably ever reach the pinnacle of haughtiness attained by the one of whom this anecdote is narrated. He was one of the greatest men in the faculty at Heidelberg. One day t'se authorities of that city ordered that the street in front of the pro feasor's house should be paved. "If you don't stop that noise." re r -irked the professor to the pavers. "I shall give up my position as a member of the Heidelberg faculty." The pavers stopped work at once. The municipal authorities sent around to inquire respectfully of the professor when they might pave the street. "When 1 take my vacation." he re plied. Then, and theu only, was the street paved. Influence of Sunshine. M. Pouillet, an altogether competent authority on the subject, concluded from some experiments he made that the cold of void external space must be at least 250 of Fahrenheit's scale lower than the temperature of frees lug water—lhat Is, further below free:: Ing water than boiling water is above it. Such would certainly be the condl tlon of things upon the surface of the earth in the entire absence of sun shine, and such the earth will eventu ally become, for it Is as certain as any thing in the world that the time will come when (he heat of the sun will cease.—Exchange. Neat Way to Announce Engagement. A pretty plan was adopted in an nouncing an engagement In Chicago a few days ago. The most intimate friends of the young couple were gath ered at supper. At a signal it large silver bowl was placed in the center of the table. The bowl was filled with water, on which bobbed a toy yacht. All sails were set. wild on the main sail were the words. "Bob and Etta will sail into matrimonial seas Nov. 17. 1909." That was the only an nouncement. and as every one knew who Bob and Etta were It was suffi cient. Lad to Write Novel on Tramp Life. Jack Bryant, eighteen years old, see- i retary of the Mascot Athletic club of Milwaukee. Is seeking by "beating" his way around for a few years to get material for a novel which he plans later to illustrative of tramp life. Knew Him. "Yes, I'm anxious to get my daugh ter off my hands, I'll admit." -Then why don't you let her marry me?" "What good would that do?'—Cleve land Leader. Who would not hnve feet set on his neck let him not stoop.—ltalian Prov erb It's the easiest thing In the world to point out the proper course for others to pursue. r'|«'»if • 112 »•»{.•* *l-4 -+ »- > Goi ..J, j Mitcug*. aa- I Morrison ' ' . « . * 1..!« I Ulb JOHN MITCHIIJ.. TH(I W(IRK „ ||U L .„ reere of these famous labor leaders. With the exception of oue year. Sim nel Goinpers has been at the head of the American Federation of LUIKT since 18S2 and was oue of the found crs of the federation, lie was born In England iu ISSO and came to America at the age of tilirte -u, settling iu New York city. A clgi.nnaker by trade. Mr. Goinpers helped organize the »'i garmakers' International union when only fourteen years of age, whlcji lie served as president and vice president and worked at his trade until he was thirty-seven years of age. .Mr. Goinpers resides in Washington. Otid his office is located on G street in a four story brownstone building that was erected by the local typographical union and is the headquarters of the American Federation of Labor. He is a Due orator, splendidly educated and has traveled all over the world. John Mitchell, vice president of the American Federation of Labor, has had a most interesting career and rose from mule boy In a mine to president of the United Mine Workers of Amer ica. At the age of thirteen Mr. Mitch ell was thrown upon his own resources and entered the coal mines at his birthplace, Braldwood, 111. Little did the miners think that the boy that drove the mule up and down through out the devious roads of the mine, bringing them cars and hauling them awn.v when filled, waiting on them In various ways, carrying his dinner • the mine in his bucket, cracking jolt s, t- I jfeM- :*• % | 112 ' V$A 112 > Jf*** * .%*•> . > ft SAMUEL OOUL'EKS. telling stories and having a generally good time, wotjkl when grown to man hood be one of the greatest labor lead ers the world has ever known. His activity in the labor movement began In 18Sr,. Mr. Mitchell Is also a splendid orator and a man who keeps his head on all occasions, as the following story will show. One evening he was a guest at a Philadelphia club, where It was the rule of the organization to call upon its guests to speak and then to con fuse thetn with remarks. But Mr Mitchell could not be confused. The only uotiee he took of the gibes was to say: "1 guess I could get along better with my speech if I were deaf. It is often a good thing to be deaf. There is a deaf old woman I know up in the coal regions. Once I went to see this woman, and she asked rue to stay to tea. I thanked her and said I would, as 1 was not expected home before dark. She had been bearing pretty well up to this point, but now she got deaf all of a sudden. She had to ask her daughter what I had said. " 'lie said, mother,' explained the daughter, 'that he thanks you. but ha can't stay, as he Is expected home be fore dark.' "At this the old woman looked re lieved, and I departed." Frank Morrison, secretary of the American Federation of Labor, has held that office for a number of years and has long been one of the most en ergetic workers in the labor movement in this country. He is a native of Canada, where he was born in 1 859, and is a graduate of the Lake For est University I.aw t school of Chicago. \ Mr. Morrison learn flHr <■< l the printer',, 1 trade in 1*7::. ! m;,. '' "W 2S[)tJ he was elect- iL . the annual conveti •convention elected him as one of its delegates to the rRANK MORRISON. American Federation of Labor at Cin cinnati, where he was the unanimous choice of that convention as secretary. Since then he has been re-elected at the annual meetings. Men Who Write Badly. "Practice makes perfect" in all the arts and handicrafts, it would seem, barring that of penmanship. In that apparently the more one practices the more imperfect becomes the result pro duced, and your real mau of the pen writes in seven cases out of ten a hand that would reflect discredit on his own housemaid.—Bookman. The Barrier. "Yes, my husband and I (iv.nrre' In cessantly." "Why don't you get a divorce?" "We can't h?ar to. What would t»>- i some of Fido?"— Cleveland Leader. i TT A Peculiar 'Vith It* Hubris «il • >1 the fish hunk i 'i ■ r -iielhids of i 'i 'J like those 01 iv caNßowur.v I . ftj. <>< l of Its ow 11 "* 11, I vitncmil ll* • ' i i» the Island <>f N« ' He wit g <'ll' ibjwii to ] the water's <«!• > . for wni l j minutes appai er,t!- * the wa- | ter carefully. II He . ;ied IHIO the ' river where It WHS aluml I hn*e feel I deep and. partially s<]Urtlting i'.J-vn. •presd lt» wings out. submerging them. the feathers lielng spread and ru tiled The bird remained motionless and kept Its P.VPR dosed as If In sleep. It remained In this position for n quarter of nn hour, when, suddenly dosing it* wings and straightening Its feathers, it stepped out on the hank Here it shook ; Itself spvprnl times, whereupon a qnan- j tity of small fishes foil out of its wings , and from amid Its feathers. These the bird Immediately picked up and swal- j lowed The fish >s had evidently mistaken the feathers for a kind of wped that I prows In llie water along the banks oft the rivers in this Island and which much resembles the feathers of the cassowary. The smaller fishes hide in these wei-ds to avoid 'he larger ones that prey on them. Exchange. THE MGO:J. Its Visual No Greater When It Is High Than When It Is Low. The artist has to choose between scl- j entitle truth and"convention" when he sets our lo paint the moon. A three penny pie e fixed sit a distance of six ' feet from the eye (say at tl>e end of a horizontal six foot pole, the other end ; of which Is made to press the lower edge of the eye socket) will just cover the disk of cither tile sun or the moon hanging in the sky. it is an absolute I fact that this is true whether tlm j moon (or the sum be high in the sky ; or low down near the horizon. The real "visual size" of the moon's disk is no greater when it is low than when it is high. No one who reads what 1 have just written will believe me. Every one thinks that he knows that the disk of the harvest moon or of the setting sun occupies a larger space j in the sky when low than when j high. This is due to a judgment <«• mental process and is an erroneous one. The eye is not at fault, but the curiously untrustworthy mind is. I What. then, is the painter to do? lie yields to prejudice and often paints the low moon or low sun of a size which compared with scientific fact is ridiculously exaggerated.—Sir E. Ray Lankester in London Telegraph. Her Choice. They were sisters-in-law and reason- I ably well disposed toward each other. One was the mother of George, aged six months, and the other waC the mother of .Marian aged six months and four days. It was Impossible that a slight parental rivalry should be al together concealed. "Marian does not seem to grow very fast." said the mother of George, with a suggestion of commiseration in her tones. "George is much taller"— (height being measured iu Inches). "Perhaps he is,"replied the mother of Marian coldly, "but Mariau weighs more." "Oh. well," responded the sister-in law, with a smile of high bred su periority, "of course X should not wish George to be gross."—Exchange. A Frank Estimate. To many persons who are not actors the stage seems a delightful and fas cinating place. In a book called "The ; Actress" Louise Closser Hale, herself an actress, tells some of her experi ences with girls who envy her her pro fesslon. One day one of them from behind a counter in a shop said. "I \ ahould have went on the stage." "She evidently wanted to talk, and 1 strove to lie Interested," says Miss i Hale. "Rut see how tired 1 am." 1 said tot her. "1 have to work very hard as It j Is. and 1 had to work much harder to | gain what little recognition I have j had." "Oh, yes," she responded, compla- | cently gazing at herself in a mirror, j "But, you see, I have talent." Dangers of Handwriting. A young man is bringing an action j against a graphologist in Paris for substantial damages. A pretty heiress, to whom lie was engaged to lie mar ried, showed a specimen of his hand writing to the graphologist and asked for information. This Is the reply she ! got: "If you should meet the man who : wrote these lines upon your way through life avoid him. He Is an ego- j tlst and a fool, has a bad temper and a despicable nature. The existence of the woman who has the misfortune to marry him will be a Calvary." The marriage has been broken off; hence the action. Tho Women. They ought to vote; they ought to mix j As man does In his politics. They ought to vote; they ought to reach The people by their powers of speech. j They ought to vote; they ought to show Mero man the proper way to go. They ought to vote; they ought to wield ] Tho sword of virtue In the Held. They ought to vote; they ought to rise Superior to domestic ties. They ought to vote; they ought to smash The votive influence of cash. They ought to vote; they ought to take The load lu giving wrong tho shake. They ought to vote; they ought to slug The deadly doings of the Jug. They ought to vote; they ought to heap Opprobrium on tho laws that sleep. They ought to vote; they ought to swat Election evils on the spot. They ought to vote; they ought to do What man does as he oughtn't to. They ought to vote; they ought to—say. Is lovely woman built that way? —W. J. Lampton In New York World. The Widow'* View of It. Briggins (a wily otio—No. I shall never marry. 1 loved a girl once and she made a fool of me. The Widow j (disappointed of her prey)— What a j lasting Impression she seems to have | made!—lllustrated Bits. li.»,aOER,FOET AND EDITOR. Brilliant Career of a Leader lo the World ol Letters. TYPESETTER EARLY Hi LIFE. Late Editor In Chief of the Century Became a Publisher Before He Wn Twelve Years Old—Novel Exparienoe With an Unknown Contributor—Hie Work as a Reformer. Uichurd Watson Glider, poet, lectur i er and editor in chief of the Century j Magazine, who recently died at the ' home of a friend in New York city, was born In Rordentown. N. J., on Feb. ; 8. 1M44. For more than a quarter of a ! century he was regarded as an au 1 thurity on literature. Mr Gilder came of colonial stock and . Inherited a scholarly bent. His father, ibe Kev William II Gilder of the Methodist denomination, was the founder of Rellevue seminary. Borden town. N. J. ltii hard browsed about as a boy In I the printing office of the Long Island | Times in Flushing. While he still wort I short trousers he could hold his own ! as a setter of type. Perched ou ar old soap box. he was wont iff set his j own compositions in type and print ! them. He showed a precocious lean ing toward letters in his early youtt I and before he was twelve years old was writing, setting type for and pub lisliing the St. Thonvs Register al ' Flushing. N. Y„ whither bis father had gone tn establish St. Thomas' Hall, nn : academy for boys. In the Antislavery Cause. His education was completed under ; his father's tuition, and when he was sixteen lie was following national Is sues, nis ardor for the antlslaverj | cause led him at this period to unite with two young colleagues in the pro duction of a newspaper in the support of Bell and Everett for presidential | honors. lie was always somewhat frail, but when the civil war broke out be was anxious to fight, and at the time when j the northern cause seemed threatened. j in the campaign of 18G3, he enlisted In j j Landis' Philadelphia battery, serving j until l.ee was beaten back from Penn | sylvanla. Mr. Gilder's first serious editorial venture on his own responsibility was the establishment in ISUB of the New l ark (N. J.) Morning Register, a daily. I which ho founded and edited with j Murray Crane. The Register was not 1 a financial success, and be gave up bis ! connection with it iu a short time. Ilis literary ability had already re | ceived wide recognition iu New York, j which then represented the best thought of the country, and at the age j of twenty-six he was offered the edi j torship of Hours at Home, published by the Scrlbners. When this publica j tion was absorbed In Scribner's Month j ly. organized shortly thereafter, be be j came associate editor under Dr. Hoi | land, retaining that post for eleven j years. When at Pr. Holland's death j the magazine underwent a further re | organization and change of owuership. j becoming the Century. Mr. Gilder fol lowed It as managing editor. He held ; this post from 1881 until his death. During all the period of his editorial j ! work Mr. Gilder was writing from , time to time verse, which was the ba sis of his widest public appreciation j His first book of verse. "The New j Day."was published in 1885. and among these and the six volumes' which have followed are included son- i nets and lyrics which have found a ! setting in the American anthology and ' | have beeu rated by critics as sure tr j pass Into the heritage of the language , Novel Experience With a Contributor. Magazine editors are often charged, ■ | perhaps sometimes Justly, with sb >w ' iug partiality in their acceptance ol ! | manuscripts, but far more often the | | case is the r pverse, and manuscripts I j are accepted purely on their merits I | without the editor knowing or real!/. | i lng who the author may be. The fol- j I lowing experience of Mr. Gilder wbib j j editor of the Century is a case ii ■ I point: He was sitting at a dinner nexi i | lo a charming young girl whom he I knew slightly as a clever young wo I ; man with somewhat decided ideas. | which she s;.ont a great deal of energy : \ In carrying nut. "What are you doing now?" he ask i 1 oil interested!y of his bright neighbor. ! i'' i' illv nothing in particular j j just u iv.-.' is i?ir> reply, "except, per j j haps, sua t-fs-.'s I have been writ- 1 lng." I "Oh. my dear < hllil. don't do that:"' ! cried the editor in a tone of horrified I regret. "Why. do you know, you are; really wasting your time. People can't j I get 25 cents for 5.000 verses today." "Can't they?" Willi sad surprise. "I j can, though," she continued, "for 1 re | ceived $25 for some 1 wrote last I j month!" "My goodness!" exclaimed Mr. Gil ! der In mild amazement. "Who paid 1 you that?" "Why. you did!" cried the girl. Mr. Gilder was far from being a ' recluse. In him the co-operative spirit, was highly developed. He took an ac tive Interest in civic life and performed I valuable services to New York city ns : a member of the tenement house com I mission that eradicated many of tbe j evils of tenement life. He was a member of several clubs and one of the founders of noted eo-1 cleties. Lion Skin Coats the Latest. As a natural result of the pTicence i of a great hunter in Africa the Hon ' skin coat has mads Its appearance. { Few coats will be worn for the excel- | lent reason that lions are scarce and j Imitation is impossible. The coats arc for tho automobile and come from London. The stitcbiug la done with thread made from the lion's hair. The collar consists of the two fore paws ornamented with the animal's claws. The pockets and leather buttons also are trimmed with daws, and the tall hangs over the sleeve as an added trimming. The Hunt j ;;For Radiumt :: In America j INTENSE Interest has l>een aroused In the mining world by the pos sibility that In tile near futurt> that priceless metal radium may b® produced In this country and enor mous furtuues made thereby. If such proven, to be to* caae It will be due In no avmll measure to the gene-unity of Mr. Thomas B. Walßh, the mill.(mil lionaire mining king. Heretofore few prospectors have known juat what kind of ore to look for in prospecting for radium. Mr. Walsh proposes to carry on a campaign of education in this di rection and has established a fund at the Colorado State School of Mines for the free examination of ores which may contain this most precious of all min eral substances. The average prospector might pass over a vein of the richest ore in the world, never dreaming that it would yield many times what a vein of gold OKE CONTAINING RADIUM. ore would yield. Mr. Walsh, who is a practical prospector and who is regard ed as one of the greatest metallurgical authorities in the country, is confident that radium bearing ore exists in great quantities in the Itocky mountains. He points out the fact that there are many radio-active springs in the Rock ies, notably in Colorado, Glenwood springs being the best example. Other springs in Wyoming and Montana and other western states are known to be radio-active, and this is held to indi cate the presence of the precious radi um bearing ores. The results of the tests at the bureau will be held confidential between the experts and the prospectors. A few days after the announcement of the establishment of the fund the School of Mines received over a ton of sam ples of pitchblende ore from various parts of the west. The pitchblende, for which such an active search is be ing made, is in many cases found very close to gold bearing ores. In fact, pitchblende sometimes carries gold bearing pyrites. Mr. Alderson of the School of Mines is confident that the action of Mr. Walsh will result in the production of pure radium in this country if such a thing is rendered possible by the ex istence of the proper ore in sufficient quantities. He has sent to Kennett, Cal„ for samples of the ore recently THOMAS I!. WAI.SH. discovered there, which is said to be radio-active, and the school has been provided with the rare instruments necessary for the determination of the presence of this most valuable of ores. The interest in the search for radi um is confined to uo one locality, which is evidenced by the fact that those who are taking up this new and im portant work have received inquiries from prospectors in nearly every far western state. Samples of the ore needed are kept at the school for the examination of prospectors, and Mr. Walsh has decided to send specimens to the postmasters of mining towns in the west. Colorado towns will be sup plied first and then the other western states as fast as the samples can be secured. This will enable prospectors in all parts of the west to make a per sonal examination of the ores, to de termine their appearance and charac-j ter. Pitchblende looks like magnetic i iron and has great specific gravity, with the lustrous black of gun metal. A Bright Boy. , "The gentlemen who came to see daddy said 1 was one of the most la telllgent children they ever saw." said little Jack. "Indeed!" said the proud mother. "Did you recite 'Little Drops of Wa ter" for them?" "No. I refused."—London Mail. Mora Modern. "Tommy, you have written this sen ience. 'The pen Is mightier as the aword.' and it is incorrect. How should It be changed?" "Pen ought to be changed to type writer, ma'am."—Chicago Tribune. THEY TOOK HIM IN. A Surprise That Ruffled an Absent minded Scientist. A certain foreign scientist who lec tured in this country was, to nay the least, careless about dress. Once he vijub asked to le<*ture lu a city hot far from Philadelphia, lie wont, taking with him his dress suit and no other unit. Having given his lecture, lie spent the night at the house of a fel low professor, woke up the next morn ing, cheerfully donned the dress suit and sallied forth to give another lee ture at the local college. He didn't know just where the col lege was, but, spying an imposing looking building not far from his host's residence, decided that that was it. While walking toward the door he suddenly saw an ant hill. Bugs were his specialty. He dropped at once to his knees, dress suit and all, and start ed to scoop otit ants. The next thing he knew he was sur rounded by a body of men who bad rushed out from the imposing looking building. They seized him roughly and proceeded to drag him indoors. He gesticulated. He protested in many languages. It was of no avail. At last, however, explanations were forthcom ing. The imposing looking building was none other than the lunatic asylum. Seeing a man attired in a dress suit digging up ants at 10 o'clock in the morning, the attendants had thought that an inmate had escaped: hence th» sally and attack.—Philadelphia Record. VARNISH TROUBLES. The Complaint That Is Made by a Piano Manufacturer. The piano manufacturer was talking. "A fortune of a million dollars, at least," he said, "awaits the man who can invent a varnish which will re spond to changes of temperature in exactly the same rate at which wood responds. "Everybody who ever has made or owned a highly polished article of fur niture knows that the surface is liable to break into small cracks—become finely crackled—and thus Its beauty ii» lost. This crackling is caused by the fact that sudden changes of tempera ture affect varnish especially tine piano varnish—almost instantly, while the wood beneath contracts or ex pands at a different rate. This splin ters the varnish, and thus far no man ufacturer has been able to get the best of the situation. "We are waiting for this entirely possible elastic varnish, which, when it shall come, will be more welcome to the manufacturers of line furniture than the (lying machine is to the world at large. A piano, delicate as it Is. could be stored in an icehouse without detriment to its polished surface, pro vided the temperature was kept even, but changes, especially if sudden, aro fatal to the beauty of the case."— New York Press. Her Patriotic Protest. The force of natural and instinctive pride in one's country lias been end lessly expressed in literatures of all i times and climes, but rarely more dra matically than in the following little Incident: Grieg, as every one knows, is the musical idol of all Norwegians, al though it has been the fashion of less talented outsiders to underrate him. One of the most indefatigable of these i detractors was the German composer Bargiel, a mau of an instinctively jeal ous nature. One day one of his pupils, a Norwe gian girl, brought for her lesson a con certo of Grieg's. Bargiel took it from her with a smile of most superior dis dain. "But I told you to bring your music, I and Grieg is no music!" he said scorn-. ' fully. | "What—Grieg no music!" was rhe» j indignant reply "Adieu. H err Prof ess j or!" And she swept out of the studio, ' never to return. I To Save Confusion When Moving. | If you are planning to move prevent confusion in placing furullure in the new house in the following manner: In leisure moments prepare a large card for each room to be tacked to the | outside of the door frame on moving | day. Assign a number and mark a ' card for each bedroom. Letter the other cards with the names of the other rooms. Then prepare a number of smaller tags, attaching a string to each, or use baggage tags. Mark . enough to put on all furniture, trunks 'or boxes with the name of the room : into which each Is to t»e put. Show J your movers ihe arrangement and J there will be little or no error in plac- I ing. while no valuable time and. j strength will be lost in directing.—• j Woman's Home Companion. I " Prcbably. Slyer—l wonder why Browne added the "e" to his name after inheriting a fortune? Oyer— Me probably figures out to his own satisfaction that rich people are entitled to more ease than noor neonle. —London Globe. SDDI HEW I A rtellable TIN SHOP for all kind •( Tin Roofing Spoutlnc nnd Csnsral Job Work. Stoves, Heaters, Ran*os % Furnaces, oto. PRICES THE LOWEST! QMLIT! TDK BEST! • JOHN HIXSCW TO. lie B. FRONT srr.