Montour American: — | FRANK C. ANGLE, Proprietor. > Danville, Pa., May, 20, 1909. ill ~ | IS 808 Married life does not run smoothly with Mr. and Mrs. Isaac Buck, Ooop- i «r township. For some time past there j have been differences between husbaud aud wife,which ou Tuesday culminat- j ed in the arre«t of the former. The a r<--1 «;»s made by Oliief-of- j Police Mincemoyer ou a warraut i sworn out by Mrs. Buck ohargiug her , husband with making threats aud j driving her from home. The heariug took place before Just- J ice of the Peace Dalton, who held the j defeudaut for court,flxiug bail at s.'oo. ] A bondsman was not proonred and the j liefeudant was committed to jail. Yesterday Mr. Buck was still be hind the bars. Mrs. Buck prior to the arrest had sought the home of her par ents iu this oiiy. Unfortunately the farm—which is situated near Dry Saw Mill hollow" is utterly alone aud there is no one to attend to the cattle, a circumstance which is giving the neighbors a good deal of concern. A gentleman living near, who was iu this city yesterday, described condi tions about the farm, whioh shows the situation to be somewhat unique. Sheriff Williams yesterday after noon interested himself iu the matter aud by the use of the telephone sue- ! ceeded in gettiug r person living near to look after the cattle. It is thought that a bondsman will be procured. Toward the Pole. Ice eight feet thick on the ocean and j tnow falling eveu in summer—such is ] Ihe weather experienced in the polar regions. When the air is dry and still i It is remarkable how low a tempera- j ture can be borne with ease. One ex- 1 plorcr tells us that with the thermome- I ter at 9 degrees it was too warm for ' skating. The summer weather in this 1 region is, moreover, in some respects J ( pleasant and healthful. Within tho ■ atretic zone there are wonderfully col y tho cotton growers and will bo copied by the wheat raisers emanates from Mississippi. The members of the Farmers' union of that state decided to set aside one acre of their crops for the maintenance of the general distress fund, to be used oulv tor the purpose I of aiding those members requiring as- I sistauce and enable them to hold (heir cotton and beat the gamblers and speculators to the manufacturers. The plan is also being adopted in Georgia, Texas and other states. Soon you will hear the speculators aud gamblers in wheat aud cotton denouncing the "labor monopoly" that exists ou the farms of the west and south. They will demand the enforcement of the I Sherman anti-trust law'and the dis solution of the Farmers' uuion on the ground that it is in "restraint of trade" aud violating "the sacred law of supply aud demand." REDUCE ORATES 10 GETTYSBURG Dedication Regular Army Monu ment. On Monday, May 31, Memorial Day, the monument to the regular aruiy en gaged in the battlo of Gettysburg will be dedicated ou the Battlefield by the United States Government. President Taft will participate iu the ceremouies. j Excursion tickets to Gettysburg will be sold by the Pennsylvania Railroad from all principal stations 'May ','7 to , 30, good to return until June 3, inclu sive, at reduced rates. A Golf Story. Scotsmen are noted for their cannl ness. and a story '"hi by a l.ancashire commercial traveler, who was up In Aberdeen a few days ago, shows that the men beyond the Tweed are still worthily upholding their reputation. The traveler In question was asked by ! a prospective buyer to subscribe to the prize fund for the local golf towna ment. He parted with 5 shillings, and 1 as he was interested in golf he re | marked that he would Hke to lie kept informed of the progress of the tour nament so that he could look out for I the result. "Oh," said the customer as he picked up the 5 shillings aud placed it secure ly in his pocket, "ye needna dae that. ! The tournament was held last Satur day." This was rather a staggerer for I the latest contributor to the prize fund, | but he retained curiosity enough to in ; quire who had proved the happy win j ner. The guileless solicitor for sub scriptions was quite undaunted, how ! ever. "The winner?" he said coyly, ; "Oh, just mcsel'."—Exchange. PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD BULLETIN. SUMMER TRIPS AFAR AND NEAR. Summer days are coming fast. Already vacation days are being discussed in the home and in the office, and in a few weeks the animal exodus to country, seashore and mountain will have been begun. America abounds with delightful summering places, in valley, on mountain and beside the sea—thousands of resorts whither wend the pilgrims in search of pleasure and recreation Pennsylvania Railroad ticket agents now have on sale ex cursion tickets to the greater number of these resorts; by the first week in June there will be about eight hundred points covered by Pennsylvania Railroad summer excursion tickets. From the rock-bound bays of Newfoundland to the sunny slopes of the Virginia shores; from the White Mountains of New Hampshire to the Cumberland Mountains of Tennessee: along the forty beaches of New Jersey; even to the far coast of the Pacific Ocean, these summer resorts stand ready to enter tain the transient or all-summer guest. Any Pennsylvania Railroad Ticket Agent will cheerfully give information concerning routes anil fares to these resorts, enabling summer pilgrims to plan their outing at a minimum of time and cost. An Information may also be secured bv addressing Geo. W. Bovd, , General Passenger Agent, Broad Street Station, Philadelphia ;C. Studda, L>. P. A.. 2113 Fifth Avenue, New York City: Win. Pedrick, Jr., 1). P. A.. 1488 Chestnut Street, Philadelphia: Thos. E. Watt. IX P. A . 401 Fourth Avenue, Pittsburg: B. P. Froser, IX P. A.. 307 Main Street, Buffalo;H Has«on .fr., I>. I*. A., Baltimore nnd I'alvert Greets, Ba - time>re: B. M. Ncwbold, 1). P. A., Fifteenth and G Streets. Washing ton: A. C. Weil-. L). P. A.. 11 South Fifth Street, Reading: .las. P. Anderson, I). T. A,, Union Station, Pittsburgh, or E. Yunginan, D. T. A., Williamsport, Pa. PEWIBY PLANTS 1,000,000 TBIES! The Pennßylvauia railroad is plan ning to set out this'sprlug more than j 1,000,000 trees. This will make a total of 3,430,000 trees which have been 1 planted iu the last three years to pro-; vide for some of the company's falure requirements iu timber and cross ties. This constitutes the largest forestry plan yet undertaken by any private corporation. Heretofore the company's | forestry operations have been coufiued i to a limited area between Philadelphia and Altoona. This year, however, 65,- 000 trees are being set out on tracts of j land near Metucben and New Brans- j wick, N. J. In addition there are to i be plauted within the next month 207,-1 000 trees near Oonewago, Pa., 188,0001 in the vicinity of Van Dyke, 334,000 ; Lewistow n Junction, 7,000 at Pom- ' eroy and 205,000 at Oenbolm. The bare placesjin tree plantations, which were started some years ago are beiug filled in with new seedlings, iu order that these may follow as a sec oud growth after the older trees have baeu removed for fence posts aud oth er purposes. Of the trees that are to be sot nut th.'s spring 893 OCO are red oak, 40,000 Scotch pin:- 20,000 locust, 14,000 hary ata'pa, 14,000 pin oak, 5,- 000 European larch. 3.ooochestnut, 3 - 000 yellow poplar, 2,000 black walnut and I.COO white pine. Tlia policy of encouraging reforesta tion on the part of the public has been actively pursued this spring. Some 151,000 trees have been furnished pra ctically at cost, to private corpora tions aud individuals. In addition, 8,- 000 privet hedge plants have been sup plied to private individuals. Privet hedge plants number of 7,000 are to be set out'to bound ary lines along the company's right of way. A special effort has been direct ed this season to growing ornaa-ental shrubbery for use in parking the lawns aronnd stations and unoccupied spaces along the roadway. To save the time required to grow these from seed, 000 plants have been imported from France. They will ha placed in beds, at the company's at Morris ville. N. ,T. Part of them will be ready for transplanting next year, and the remainder in 1911. ludicative of the scope of the forestry plan of the company this year is the fact that!,at the Morrisville nursery alone, a| pro ximately 1,250,000 trees have been dug. bundled, and shipped to places along the railroad. The area ooaupied by these trees has been plowed, feitl lized aud is to be re-planted with about two hundred aenrus. Haifa million^,.coniferous seedlligg, which were grown last year, aie hi - iug set iu traus-plaut beds to remain for a year before being set out perma> • ently. Iu additinujto the above, there will be planted this spring" about one hundred por.nds of piue and', spruce tree seed, which should produce about a million plants. These in timejiwill be transplanted in permanent loca tions. Why the Criminal Weeps. The central office detective had just rent one of the worst criminals in the city away for a long, long rest. "Did he give you any trouble?" asked a friend. "No; he did a good deal of crying, though." "For some woman, I suppose?" "Woman? Rather not! They never try for human beings. This fellow had a wife who had stuck by him through the trial and who before he was caught worked her fingers off for him. Then there were two children. But he never mentioned them. He was crying about his flight—his pigeons, you know. He had about sixty fadcy ones, and whenever he thought of what would become of them while he was away tears would spring to his eyes. A lot of the worst crooks and gangsters in the city are fanciers, and a kid couldn't be more sentimental than they are. Sometimes, too, they are sorry for dogs. I knew one who was more anx ious about his ferret than anything else. At the same time I never knew a criminal, roan or woman, who had a rat among the things they were sorry to leave behind."—New York Press. THE EAGLES MERE BIBLE CONFERENCE The Religious Work department of 1 the Pennsylvania State Youug Men's | Cliristian Association, through its sec retary, John A, Eby, Harrisburg, has aunonuced the program with speakers and leaders for the fourteenth session of the Eagles Mere bible uonfeienue, which will be held at Eagles Mere, .luly 6-15 Tiie speakers inolude some of the moßt prominent bible teachers and pastors in North America. Among j them are Dr. John Baloom Shaw, of , Chicago; Rev. Harris H. Gregg, D. j D., of St. Louis, who is successor to j the famuus Dr. James 11. Brooks; Rev i Edward Judson, D. D,, of New York ' City; who is the son of the noted mis- | sionary, Adoniram Judson ; and Dr. j Edward A. Steiner, who is authority : on the problems of the foreign speak ing peoples of America. Dr. Shaw is anuounced to deliver a j series of addresses on personal evan gelism and evangelistic work. Dr. Gregg w ill bp the bible teacher for the bible conference. Dr. Judson will give the devotional bible studies Dr. Steiner will «ive the lectures on Christian and social service. The' musio is to he made a prominent feat ure aud is to ha in charge of Prof. licnjamiu Franklin Halts,a prominent ■ soloist aud composer, of New York City. The athletic anil recreation features are to make up the whole of the afternoons during the sessions of the conference. A special effort is bei'-g made this year to secure the attendance of one thousand men at this conference, he ; sides the vory large attendance of wo ! men which is always assured. One Was Enough. ! The British academy once had prlnt ; ed a few copies of mi important work for presentation to sonic foreigners j who, from their prominence in the sei | entitle world, were best entitled to be j honored with the gift. Professor Airy, I Ihe astronomer royal, was requested I to make a selection of the names. A i few days after he had sent In his list he was informed by the secretary of j the admiralty that "my lords" were struck by the number of unknown | names included and that they wished to make an inquiry oil the subject. ! Airy asked the secretary for some ! specifications as to the names referred to. Well. an example," said the sec | retary, here is the name of Professor I C. F. ti.-mss of Gottingen. Who is he?" "Gauss is one of the greatest mathe i inatiei:ms oft lie ago and stands among the two or three most eminent masters j in physical astronomy now living, j Who else do you wish to know about?" | "No one else. That will do," replied the secretary. What Man Owes to Birds. I "If should be realized," said a nat ■ uralist, "that without birds to hold iti check the insects vegetable life soon ! would cease and liffe for man would | become impossible upon the earth, i Birds are nature's check to the amaz ing power of insects to increase. If | insect life were allowed free course it would soon overpower plant life, and i therefore animal life, including that o! I mail, would be impossible. This is an I astounding conclusion, but it is the j conclusion of science. If the birds i were gone very soon the leaves would ! disappear from the trees, and the limbs | would be festooned with the webs of j caterpillars or with masses of their ! nests. These would move from tree tn | tree, increasing by the million as they | advanced. In the course of a few | seasons there would be no trees. In | the fields other species of insects would I destroy the grass and the grain and I all vegetable life, and the ground I would lie as if a sea of devouring I months had passed over it." Laziness. "Laziness is responsible for too much of the misery we see about us." said a clergyman. "It is all very well to blame alcohol for this misery, to blame oppression and injustice, but j to what heights might we not all have climbed but for our laziness? We are too much like the supernumerary In the drama," he went on, "who had to enter from the right and say. 'My lord, the carriage waits." " 'Look here, super,' said the stage manager one night. 'I want you to come on from the left instead of the | right after this, and I want you to I transpose your speech. Make it run j hereafter, "The carriage waits, my I lord."' "The super pressed his baud to his j brow. "'More study, more study!' he I groaned." The Dragon Tree. The dragon tree of Tenerlfe is i>er ; haps the strangest vegetable in the | world. It Is thought to be a kind of | giant asparagus, whose dead branches i serve as a support for the crowns. ! New roots as they come Into being ' encircle and conceal the original stem, j which is far away inside, and the I roots which become detached from the : stem may be seen hanging withered in i the upper free. The trunk is generally | hollow, and tn the case of an old tree j which was destroyed in ISC7 there ! was a spacious chamber which had j served the natives as a temple for gen- I orations. The tree was forty-eight feet around and niuety-flve feet high ! and is supposed to have been origi j nall.v watered with dragon's blood, j which is the name now given to the j sap. This is a regular article of com | merce. His Walking Papers. "My sister 'll be down in a minute," said little Clarence, who was enter taining tho young man in the parlor, j "I heard her telllu' maw a little while ; ago that she was goln' to give you | your written permission to perambu i late tonight. What do you reckon she meant by that?" "I think I know. Clarence." said the young man, reaching for Ills hat "You may tell her, if you please, that I have decided not to wait for It.'*—Exchange. Appraisement of Mercantile Tan Of riontour County for the Year 1909. List of persons and firms engaged in selling ami vending goods, wares, mer chandise, commodities, or effects of whatever kind or nature, residing and doing business in the County of Mon tour and State of Pennsylvania, viz: ANTHONY TOWNSHIP. Harry Cox, J. B. DeWald, Thomas Oenniu, George Hill, Boyd E. Stead, Miss L. Wagner. Thos. Sherin COOPER TOWNSHIP. C. D. Garrison. DANVILLE FIRST WARD. A. O Amesbnry.Mrs. E. M. Bausch, Mrs. Jennie Barry, J. O. Oruikshank, S. M. Dietz, B. M. Davis, T. A. Evans, W. J. Evan?, W. E. Gosh, 1 Jacob Goss, Grand Uniou Tea Co., A. H. Grone, C. P. Hancock, A. : G. Harris, Daniel B. Heddens, J. C. Heddens, D. O. Hunt Est., G. Shoop j Hunt, U. Y. James, John Jacobs' i Sons, Paul Kuoch, J. B. Karlson, O. | M. Leniger, S. Loweustein & Cc., E. jT. Linnurd, Bigler D. Moyer, R. D. Magill, Daniel Marks, John Martin, J. J. Ncwdhu, F. M. Ownn, Geo. E. Orndorf, A. M. Philips, Thos. W. Pritchard, F. G. Peters, Geo. W. Roat. Mart H. Schraui, 11. 51. School) i Est., Andrew Schatz, George R. Sech-1 ler, Jaese Shannon, Standard Gas Co.-, Joseph Smith, Eleanor Thomas. W. C. SVilliar s, H. R. Weuch. DANVILLE SECOND WARD. E. L. Aten, H. li. Esterbrook, Rus sel Foust. John M. Gibbous, F. R. Harner, Theodore Hoffman, Jr., George Hoffner. F. H. Koons, T. 11. Johns, Albert Kemn.fr, A brain Laßue, O. O. Ritter, A. B. Russell, W. H. N. Walk er. DANVILLE THIRD WARD, E. D. Aten & Co., Chas. Buckhnlt er. William F. Bell, Thomas Buck, Boyer Bros., H. Bernheimer, Boet tiuger & Diet/., Peter Comick, Jesse B. Cleaver, H. T. Cromwell, J. H. I Cole, Frank L. Cochell, B. F. Colieu, L. O. Dietz. Henry Divei.fJohn Dust er's Sons, Win. C. Dougherty, 1.. J. Davis, James Dailey, James Harry Ellenhogen & Bros., John Eiseu liart, D. R. Eckman. W. J. Emerick, T. J. Evans, J. A. Flood & Co., Finkelsriue «& Co., J. H. Fry, Foster Bros., H. W. Fields. W. L. Gouger, David Hanev, Fred W. Howe, J. & F. Henrie. O. O. Johnson, John Jacobs' Sous, Phoebe Kinn, John Krainak, B. H. Kase, Walter Lnnger, Harvey Loug euberger, O. S. Lyons, J. W. Lore, ( William E. Limberger. M. L. Landau, * Lunger Bros.. Lowenstein Bros.,£Q. L. McLain, P. J. McCaflrey, J. H. Miller, Carl Mc Williams, Charles V i. I er, E A. Moyer. Elias Maier, R.'L. Mark*, Jamas Martin, P. C. Murray &'Son.Mayan Bros .George A. Myers, Clarence Peifer," Panles & Co.. V. Palmisano.A. M. Peters,l. A. Peising, R. J. Pegg, Peoples Ocal Yard, B- Rosenstine, R. Rosenstine, A. Rosen stein, James Rvau, F.JH.jßussell, W. J. Rogers, George A. Rossman, JS. F. Rieketts, George F. Reifsnyder, J. W. Swarts, Joseph Smith,P. P. Swentek, Thomas A. Schott, Mrs. Elizabeth Smith, Wm. E. Schuck, Irving W. Sloop, John F. Tooley, James Tooey. JohnJUdelhofen, C. Williams. Y.'.V, Vincent, Verrion & Pappas.JS. J. Welliver Sons Co. DANVILLE FOURTH WARD. Joliu Brnder, B. H. Harris. DERRY TOWNSHIP. Mrs. Lncretia Beaver, John Kate man, Charles Mower, H. A. Snyder, Mrs. Margaret Vognetz. LIMESTONE TOWNSHIP. D. R. Risbel, A. B. Johnson, S. E. Snyder LIBERTV TOWNSHIP. Charles Borueil. W. G. Ford, Bart James. MAHONING TOWNSHIP. W. C. Heller, William Jorilan. John E. Roberts. MAYBERRY TOWNSHIP. Cyrns Adams, Henrv E. Boliner VALLEY TOWNSHIP. S. K. Antrim, E. S. Delsite, W. S. Lawrence, Franclß Sheatler, W. D. Wise. WASIUNGTON VILLE. George W. Oromis, C. L. Cromis, H. ,T. Eves, O. F. Gibson. E. W. Gib- I son, A. L. Heddens, George K. Hed dens, Fanny Heddens, W. J. Messer smith, Russell Marr. Fred Yerg, T. B. Yerg. L. P. Wagner, W Zeliff Mc- Olellan Diehl. VENDERS. Heddens Candy Co., First Ward; G. Weil, First Ward ; Grand Union Tea | Co..JFlrsl* Ward; Atlantic Refining ( Co., Third Ward; Jacob Engle, Third 1 Ward; J. H. Goeser & Co., Third Ward ; Miller & Cnrry, Third Ward ; Welliver Hardware Co.. Third Ward. POOL AND BILLIARDS. E. T. Linnard, First Ward; J. O. Oruikshank.First Ward; John Martin, First Word ; F. G. Peters, First Ward ; j John Udelhofen, Jr., Third Ward; H. K. Wencfe. First Ward ; D. O. Mc | Oormiok,Third Ward; Verrion & Pap pas, Third Ward. EATING HOUSES. ! Ed F. Fallon, Third Ward. ! Notice is hereby given to all con i cerned in this appraisement that an j appeal will be held at the Oonimis i sioners' Office at the Court House in | Danville, Pa., on Tuesday, June Ist, j ISIO9, between the hours of 9 a. m.and I i p. m,, when and where ynu m»v nt j i'ud if >ou think proper. GEO M. LEIGHOW, Mercantile Appraiser., | Dauville. Pa., May 3, li»C'.>. HOW TO SPRAY VINES AND TREES i Among the letters recently received | by Prof. Snrfaca, State at] Harriaburg, was one from a Dauphin j comity farmer. The correspoudatit j ' wrote: "A few years ago my fruit trees \ 1 were dying from the effects of the Sau i Jose scali. Fortnuatily, following ' yonr advice, I bought a good spray 1 pump and apparatus for usiug the lime-sulphur wash, aud began spraj - ' ing thoroughly fill and spring and to- 1 day I have several hundred line,healthy ' trees, practically free from scale. Un ' trees that were covered with scale ' from the tips of the brandies to the trunks not a live scale cau be found. "Kindly answer the followiug ques tions: (1) How much Paris green to 8 gallons of water cau he used safely to spray plum trees? I used a teaspoon ful last year to 8 gallons of water and J killed many fruit buds. (2) Tell uie ! how to make a spray for potato blight; how much hluentone and lime to use ! to 50 gallons of water?" I To tiiis State Zoologist Surface re | plied as follows : | "I take great pleasure in replying in detail to your inquiries. Concern ing Paris green, the formula is one pound or sixteen ounces to 150 gallons juf water far hardy plant*-. for plain I proportions I would recommend oue j ounce to eacn 10 gallons. lu fact oue j ounce to 8 gallous will not be too strong for potatoes. However, 1 should use three or four times as much lime as Paris green, making milk of lime aud straining it into the water with Paris green. "Also, on plums I would not recom- I mend you to use Paris green if you ] enn get ars°nate of lead. The latter j sticks better and is much more to be | desired. Yon can buy this of different | firms. 1 would not spray the plum jtrees uutil after the blossoms have I fallen and the fruit is nearly as large I as the average pea. ; "To make a spray fur potato blight I use three pounds of bluestoueand four or tive pounds of lime in fifty gallons |of water. If you have potato beetles, | add one-third of a pound of Paris ! greeu, or oue pound of arsenate of lead |to this. I should have told you that j there are various formulae recomrnend jed for using arsenate, varying from I oue to three or four pounds in fifty • gallons of water, but it has lireu pro- J veu that if you use a good quality of i arsenate of lead, oue pound in fifty ! gallons will do the poisoning, just the | same as thongfi you used three times .| as much, and, of course, there is less | danger of injury nnd it is more ecou | oinioal." Welcoming the Traveler. I have always bad a good opinion of the enterprise of the life insurance agent. It has seemed to me that the busy bee is a lazy ne'er-do-well cotn -1 piired with him. Recently this opin ! ion has been strengthened. ' i An old colored servant living in a ' j neighboring family made his first trip I away from home and visited relatives In New York. On his return to Louisiana he was asked what he did while in the north. "Well, 'mong uddah t'ings I done tuk ' out a life insurance policy fo' fi' hun'ed dollabs." "Why, what on earth do you want • | with a life insurance policy? You have • j no wife or children!" "Dat's what I done tol* him, but I ' had t' .take it, all de same. He agent j man, he met me at de boat landin', an' ; he said I'd lmf t' have one or he'd sen' j me back home. He warn't gwine fo't' 'low me t' land if I didn't buy one. Dey " don't 'low no one in New Yavvk 'less . dey has a 'suhanre policy!"— Woman's Home Companion. Economy of Costly Foods. j The economy of expensive foods Is I explained by the fact that digestion, | at least in man, is dependent upon I I flavors, without which it is so defoe tive that we do not obtain the good of j the food we swallow. As far as ex ) | perlments go, they substantiate these | assertions, fur the sight and smell of | pleasing food start the flow of di | gestive fluids, while disagreeable odors | and sight stop it. Delicatessen, then, ! would seem to be staples, for they are j necessary. The talk of being able to ! subsist on a few cents a day is simply nonsense and leads to deterioration of j health. What seems to be extrava gance in food purchases may be wholesome instinct. The high cost of living is partly due to the cost of the flavors we need. We commend these ideas to our worthy dietetic econo mists. I.aymen may not be so foolish as the physiologists themselves. American Medicine. A Novel Method of Advertising. A storekeeper in a small out of the t way town many years ago hit upon a novel method of advertising his store. ' He conceived the idea of buying up ' the stock of stamps at the postoffice ' across the way. The postmaster olv I Jected to be denuded of all his stock, but his mysterious customer demanded the stamps over the counter, sheet alt er sheet, as an ordinary member of the public until he bad bought every stamp to be had. Then he took the Clock over to his store across the road aud plastered his windows with no tices that postage stamps were only to be had at Ills store, and to liis mor tification the postmaster had to send customers across to the store over the way for any stamps they needed until some days after he once more got in a Stock from headquarters. His Choice of Poetry. The Pest—l'd like to write some T*rses for your paper. What kind of poetry do you like best? The Editor - Typewritten, darned short and paid for at rates. Cleveland Lender. Disgrace Is not In the punishment, but In the crime.—Alflerl. II Hi IKtft' liLf FIB The track uii'ler cuuslru-tion at tie field of the bauviiie Athletic aseocia tiOD is lapidly approaching tiou. The !i itfom conrse of cinder ha* been ltsiil ail aiouutl t'ie field and along the greater part of the distance the top oourse of lcatn ix applied. The tract: will be tmixlied stud will be in first class condition by the tiuie of the second anneal field meet to be held here ou Saturday, May 2t)th, un der the auspices of the V. M O. A and the Danville high school. The went will take place at 2 p. u: Amateur athletes from Berwick, Mil ton, Sunbnry, Uatawisaa, Lnwisburj? and Uauville high schools will parti cipate iu the «:iuies. Berwick high school's champion relay team will bf present. THE EVENTS. Among the events will be a l(KI-yard dash, 220 yard dash, 120 yard hurdle, one mile run, running high jump, run ning broad jump, twelve-pon-d shot put, twelve-pound hammer throw, one mile relay. UcM. si Ivi rand bronze medals wilt be aw irded for the different events As a trophy iu the one mile relay there is ottered a silver challenge cup The prizes will be on exhibition at the Globe Warehouse after May s«-: The prioe of admission to '' e i; t Ita been fixed at twenty-five cei ts. Worked Too Well. A hotel proprietor, noticing that some of his customers were evidently trying to eat their suppers in the shortest possible time, lest they should miss the boat which was waiting at the wharf, thought it would be funny to frighten them. Accordingly he went Into a back room and gave a remark ably perfect imitation of a steamboat's whistle. The joke worked well. The men heard the sound and rushed to the boat. The joker laughed long and loud until suddenly it occurred to him that the men had gone off without paying for their suppers. Then he stopped laughing.—London Town and Country .Journal. It Didn't Fall Out. | "I see your hair is falling out, sir," remarked the hairdresser, who was getting rency to work the hair tonic idea on the customer. "You don't see anything of the sort," rejoined his victim. "What you see Is the sequel to a falling out between Mrs. Codgers and myself."—London i Answers. The Tailor's Patron Saint. The tailor's saint Is St. John the Baptist, but why we do not know, for, as far as sacred writ informs us. "his clothing was of camel's hair and a leather girdle about his loins."—Tailor and Cutter. Cheering Her Up. "I hear you are going to marry Char ley." "Yes: he asked me last evening." "Let me congratulate you. Charley Is all right. He is one of the nicest fellows 1 was over engaged to." Chance For Teachera. Alberta and Saskatchewan provinces Canada, will each want 100 school teachers next fall. A Reliable Romsdy 'CAT^RRM |Ely's Cream Balm V' t,£R is quickly abscbed. VSj* m C«v»»i Relict a: Onro. J|nk* It cleanses, *„.tJ? , heals mid pro. l is fffgr 'ittiii—Jl • the dir,-.-asi-(T m< ;a --| brane waiting fro.n Catarrh and drives . uw:iy nCold iu the Head quickly. Restores the Senses of Tie-te and Smell. Full size | f>o cts. at Druggists or by mail. Liquid Cream Balm fur use in atomizers 75 cts. 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