BETTED Jilt LIFE, Reform Urged by the President In American Families. PRESENT STATE NOT IDEAL Husbands, Wives and Children Live Too Far Apart, He Says—Declares We Can Pattern From Foreigners. His Family Club Idea Explained by Secretary Loeb. President Roosevelt, In khaki attire, attended the garden party given on tho grounds of John Weekes, Jr., at Oyster Bay, N. Y., the other afternoon for the benefit of the Nassau hospital and dur ing his stay remarked to a number of men, women and children who had congregated around him that he de plored the conditions existing in Amer ican family life. He had visited and enjoyed many exhibits on the grounds and was then escorted to a Swedish and Norwegian weaving booth, decorated with red, white and blue. lie regarded the weaved goods displayed there with in tent. "Is. this still done In Sweden?" he asked. When told it was he remarked: "I hope the Swedes who come here to live will keep their work up. I want to see all the good customs of the old countries transplanted and thriving here. 1 want tho Germans who come hero to keep up their clubs and soci eties, where the fathers, mothers and children visit together. I have worked to bring about a general observance of such a system. It has been hard work, however, but I still have hopes. "Here i:i America,"he went on. raising his voice so all who had grouped about the booth could hear, "our husbauds ami wives live too far apart. "If a man joins a club or organiza tion his wife will have nothing to do with it. If a wife belongs to a society nothing apparently will induce her husband to have anything to do with It. We must have a better family life here in America and learn lessons from Sweden, Norway and Germany. These countries give us some of our best cit izens. "Look at prosperous Minnesota, where men of Swedish and Norwegian parentage are rival candidates for gov- i crnor. It's good—very good. I hope j we have more of it." When President Roosevelt was inter- j viewed the next day he declined to j state directly what ideal club and home conditions he is working for In ' America as announced in his luformal I talk at Mrs. John Weekes' garden party. Late in the evening, however, Secre tary Loeb stated that he had become fully conversant with the president's wishes along the social line and be lieved that it was one of the most important pieces of work undertaken by Mr. Itoosevelt. By stating that he had been working for a social condition in which entire families would belong to the same clubs the presideot is said to have meant that he had constantly advo cated such a condition and had shown marked consideration to organizations made up of entire families. The president believes that the grow- j lug divorce record and the constantly | Increasing extravagance in America are due to a growing indifference to home life. lie believes that men and their wives are being educated to have I absolutely diverse lines of entertain ment and that the condition can he remedied by providing a society sys- j tern that will arrange better for tl -ir j mutual Interests. "The-splendid social systems in Ger I many, for Instance, or In Denmark 01 | Sweden, or the societies among the Jewish people," said Mr. I,oeb. "are what the president hopes to see estab lished here, lie wishes to see It made I popular for entire families to take their eveuing entertainment together, to see places provided where they can meet other families amid enjoyable surroundings. "Tho president has worked hard along this line. He never has hesitated togo out of his way to address socie ties made up of men and women both and help them plan to extend their t work. Often he has given such socie ties preference over much larger organ izations composed simply of men. "Ills present plans for a farmers' commission has this point chiefly in * view. By providing agreeable meet ing places for tho families in farming I districts, the president believes, the I boys and girls will grow up to love country life and not be so constantly drawn to the cities." The president, it was explained, be lieves that the farmers' families of the country should combine, much as the.v have combined in Denmark, and pro vide themselves with many benefits In a social way never before thought of. What would be true of the farmin» districts, the president believes, would be true in the cities. lie believes that the majority of men and women would prefer to have their entertainment in company if the proper system of so cieties and clubs lie arranged. In the president's next message to congress it Is intimated that he will have a unique idea to advance along this line. Collecting Eskimo Data- Tile American Museum of Natural History and the Canadian geological department are working together in the collection of an immense amount of 3ata about the Eskimo. Too Warm. "And have you clothes for all cli mates?" , "Yes; except the one my husband mentions when he gets the bill."—Pick Me-Up. If a man asks a candid opinion of a friend and gets It, It makes him mad.—Atchison Globe. His Excuse. Dlggs—You believe that whisky Is pood for a cold, don't you? Swiggs- Aes. hut how did you know? Diggs— Oh. I've noticed that you nearly al ways have a cold.—Chicago News. A DUSKY CYNIC. | He Gayly Admitted That the Joke Wai on Himself. A lady was walking along Fifth ave t nue a couple of weeksfago when a blp negro stepped up to her politely auii asked her to give him a quarter. "I am a shipwrecked sailor," he told her. "Three days ago the ship I was • i>n went ashore outside Sandy Hook. Ever since theu I've been wandering around without being able to get a ' Job." ' The lady gave him a quarter and ■ passed on. A week later while going ' by the same spot on Fifth avenue she was approached once more by the same negro. "I am a shipwrecked sailor," he be gan. "Three days ago"— She let him flulsli. Then she re marked : "Two weeks ago when I gave you a quarter you told nie that same story. Then you said that you had been wrecked three days before. Now you say the same tiling." And she looked at the negro severely. He threw back his head and burst forth Into roars of laughter. "Did—did 1 give you dat story last week?" he chuckled. "Hid you give me a quarter? Well, if dat ain't a Joke on ine"' And she left him standing on the sidewalk convulsed with laughter.— New York Times. CARDS IN CHURCH. i They Were Not Uncommon In the Old Days In England. I Frequent cases of card playing oc | curred in churches in eiileu days in the | high or curtained family pews that j were to be found in several parts of England. j A case of card playing was men | tioned by the poet Crabbe as having | occurred In one of those pews in Trow : bridge parish church. Mr. Reresford ! Ilope stated that card playing was not j uncommon in churches having cur j tained pews, where those occupying | tliom were screened from the observa- I tion of the rest of the congregation. ! and that one of the Georges is credlt j ed with taking part at a game of whist ! In the church he attended. I The church at Little Stnnmore, in , Middlesex, has a luxurious room pew | which is approached by a special door and staircase. | The old St. Paul's cathedral before i the great lire of London was used by I business men as a sort of exchange. ! The portico was let out to hucksters. I and In those days gambling and cards I are both said to have been Indulged | in without let or hindrance within the ! cathedral.—London Standard. BUYING CHAIRS BY SIGHT. Few Folks Ever Think to Try Them by Sitting In Them. "I went with some folks the other day."the man said, "to buy a couple of chairs. We went to a furniture store and looked over what they had to offer. "There were Just ordinary chairs for a bedroom, so that It wasn't a very | momentous purchase. The folks I was with looked at the cloth on the chairs and asked questions about the wood and how the chairs would wear. Then they bought the chairs and or dered them sent home. "What struck me as peculiar about the transaction was that never once did either of the two persons with whom I was think of sitting down In the chairs to see whether or not they were comfortable. I dropped into a furniture store not long afterward and asked a salesman about It, and I wasn't surprised to learn that very few persons buying chairs ever seem to think about testing them by sitting In them. "Except in the case of rockers, that is. Few persons can resist the temp tation to take a few preliminary rooks In a prospective purchase."—New York Sun. Learned by Experience. "I always make it a point," said the man with a wart on his nose, a couple of cross eyes and a hair lip, but otherwise possessing a perfectly good face, "to say polite and complimen tary things to the ladles. It does me no harm, and I notice it always gives them a lot of pleasure. My motto Is to scatter sunshine provided It costs no money as I Journey nlong." "I used to do that, too," said the man whose set of neglected whiskers were calling plaintively for the lawn mower, "but I have been broken of the habit. No more sunshine radiat ing from these quarters." "And what cured you?" asked the other. "A couple of breach of promise suits." RED FOX WITH WHITE FEET. "Rarer Than a White Blackbird," Says Lucky Trapper. A big red fox with four white feet was trapped by John Hall of Sher man, Conn., the other dny. Hall, an experienced trapper, says a fox with white feet is rarer than a white black bird and that he will get a good price for tliis, one of the biggest foxes ever seen about Sherman. He lias it in an iron cage with three other live foxes and four rac< oons. Hall has been very lucky this sea son. While hunting a few days ago he shot two raccoons, together weighing fifty pounds, in one tree. lie has trap ped twenty-two foxes, besides other animals. He has fourteen live skunks in a cage. He can handle the skunks without worse result than If they were chickens. Plant That Weeds. Scientific agriculturists are taking a great interest Just now in a pretty jilant with blue flowers, the Comma llna nodlfiora, for this plant eats up weeds. The plant comes from Mala ela, where it Is of great service in ex terminating the lalang and other weeds inimical to rubber growths. In the English botanical gardens at Kew tests have proved It to be equally pow erful against the weeds of a temperate climate, and in Washington the Kew demonstrations are being duplicated. The commellna grows rapidly, nnd tvoeds disappear before It. Some men are rtch enough to afford every luxury except a clear conscience. —Philadelphia Record. AVERTED A DUEL The Soft Amwer That Was Returned to the Challenge. Mrs. Minnie Walter Myers, in ber "ltomance and Realism of the South ern Gulf Coast," gives an account of one of the last challenges to a duel which occurred in Louisiana. The af fair was between M. Marigny, who be longed to one of the oldest families of Louisiana, and a Mr. Humble, a sturdy ex-blacksmith of Georgia, who had be come a man of political consequence. Mr. Marigny took offense at some re marks of the Georgian and sent him a Challenge. The big ex-blacksmlth was nonplused. "I know nothing about this dueling business," he said. "1 will not fight him." "You must." said his friend. "No gentleman can refuse." "I am uot a gentleman," replied the honest son of Georgia. "I am only a blacksmith." "But you will be ruined if you do not fight," urged his friends. "You wil! have the choice of weapons, and you can choose so as to give yourself an equal chance with your adversary." The giant asked time in which to consider the question and ended by ac cepting. He sent the following reply to M. Marigny: "I accept, and In the exercise of my privilege I stipulate that the duel shall take place in Lake Pontchartrain, in six feet of water, sledge hammers to be used as weapons." M. Marigny was about five feet eight inches in height, and his adver sary was seven feet. The conceit of the Georgian so pleased M. Marigny, who could appreciate a joke as well as perpetrate one, that he declared him self satisfied, and the duel did not take place. STREET LIGHTS. How Throughfares Were Illuminated In the Seventeenth Century. Lighting the street- of a large cit.v in olden times was a far different thing from the illumination of our thoroughfares now. In 1601 the streets of London were directed to lie lighted with candles or lanterns by every householder fronting the main road from nightfall to 9 o'clock, the hour of going to bed. In the last year of King Charles ll.'s i reign one Edward Honing obtained the I right to light the streets with lanterns j placed over every tenth door from C I o'clock on moonless evenings until j midnight between October and April, j During the reign of Queen Anne in | July, 1780, Mr. Michael Coke Intro | duced globular glass lamps with oil i burners Instead of the former glim j mering lanterns. In 1710 an act was passed which enjoined every house holder to furnish a light before his door from 6 to 11 o'clock at night, ex cept on evenings between the seventh night of each moon and the third after It reached its full. Inn few years a company was form ed to light the street from 0 o'clock \ till midnight, each householder who 1 paid poor rates being required to eon -1 tribute for this purpose C shillings a j year. Gaslight, at its introduction in the beginning of the last century, present | ed such a novel spectacle to the eyes ! of foreign ambassadors that they were i vain enough to imagine that the bril llant lamps were a part of a general illumination to celebrate their arrival, i Harper's. Light and Pain. "Light Is good for toothache." said the doctor. "Darkness is bad for it If you are a toothache sufferer, haven't you often noticed how the pain In your jaw increases when late at night you turn off the lamp nnd try to sleep? Light, you see. is good for the tooth ache. There are a number of diseases It Is good for—asthma, cold In the head, earache. These diseases in the dark all grow worse. "Darkness is good for a sick head ache and for neuralgia and for nausea. Haven't you noticed it? Light and darkness—they are remedies recog nized at last, and today we prescribe them the same as we do quinine or uux."—New York Press. Ignorance of Our Customs. "What caused the hitch In the prog ress of the courtship of Miss Coynerox by the duke?" asks one interested party. "He got the idea that her father didn't have any money," explained the other. "But couldn't he look the mattei up?" "Ho thought he had. The trouble was he looked at tha tax duplicate Just after the old man had finished swear lng off his assessment."—Judge. One Way. Child—Suppose I called you a mean old pig. What would happen? Gov erness—l should tell your father, and he would punish yon. Child—And if I only thought It Governess —No harm so long as you don't say It. Child—Then 1 only think it.—Life. Real Beefs In Sleeping Cars. The new sleeping cars of the L.and 8. W. railroad in England are a dis tinct departure from the ordinary type of sleepers, says the September Popu lar Mechanics. Brass bedsteads take the place of the stuffy berths familiar to all who travel In this country, and heavy upholstery Is eliminated. This renders the cars more hygienic and the woodwork can be kept clean. The car consists of seven single and two dou ble sleeping compartments, extending acroes the car, each of which has its own lavatory. American Humor. American humor exists, It distin gulshes the national character, it per meates all our affairs. It is not ot aboriginal descent. It was not brought from England or Holland by the fa thers. Its saving grace was lacking under Puritan rule. The humor of Dledrlcli Knickerbocker is all the more taking because ■ 112 the absence of all sense of humor In the subjects of his chronicle. If our humor came over from Erin in tlie first rush of immi gration it was quickly adapted to Its new environment. It was modified and changed by now circumstances and conditions, geographical, ethnolog ical, atmospheric. Wherever It came from It Is a boon which saves us from a lot of ?y»edless trouble and worrv MOROSINtTHEBANKER Career of Italian Who Was Loyal to Jay Gould. A FOLLOWER OF GARIBALDI. Got His Start In New York by Saving Erie Official's Son—Rose to Fortune From a Sailor Boy—Was Called Gould's Bodyguard. Giovanni I'. Morosiui, the well known banker, who recently died at his home in lUverdale, N. Y., was at one time closely associated with the late Jay Gould, through whom he built up a fortune estimated at several millions. In Mr. Morosinl New York has lost one of its most picturesque figures. He was born in Venice, Italy, In 1832, in the stirring times which led lo the formation of the present kingdom. As a boy lie was an actor In some of the hazardous events of the revolution. He was a follower of Garibaldi. Mr. Morosinl owed his first step on the road lo fortune to his courage and strength iu defending in the streets of New York a boy attacked by a crowd of toughs. He owed his later acces sion to fortune to his fidelity to the late Jay Gould in the latter's light against being ousted from the control of the Erie railroad. Of lute he had been seen little in Wall street, but had devoted his wealth anil leisure to the acquisition of an art collection at' El m his liiverdale home. Mr. Morosini's father was a Vene tian officer of Montenegrin descent, and his mother was a noted beauty, lie was educated at the Austrian Mili tary and .Naval college of Venice and distinguished himself by proficiency iu i languages auci mttitury science. When j the revolutiuu against the Austrian su premacy broke forth in IS4S Morosini was a boy, but ho joined the patriot forces anil led a battalion of national 1 guards which he had raised at the | siege of Malghera. lie was struck i down by a shell, which left a scar on j his head. j For a time the Austrians conquered. | and with many other young Italians Morosini had to tlee for his life. First he went to Corfu and then to Misso longlii, l'atras and Smyrna. There he j was almost induced to join the Turk i ish army in Albania, when a lucky j accident brought him to the notice of the American consul. By his advice lie decided to come to the new world, and In 1850 he landed, a penniless { stranger, In Boston. The California gold fever was then at its height, and Morosini at first planned to try his fortune in the land | of gold, but Garibaldi was In Staten j Island and attracted to his side the young adventurer. For a time he work ed in the patriot's candle factory, and when that was abandoned he followed j Garibaldi on his voyage to China and j England. lie was only a sailor before | the mast, but in Loudon he attracted j the attention of Mazzlni and was pick | ed out from all the crew by him. Garibaldi went to Genoa and Morosl ! ul came back to New York. lie was j still only a common seaman, and it was i a mere accident which saved him from : the life of a hand before the mast. ; One night as he was going home along | one of the streets near the water front he heard a cry of distress from a group I i of boys. He saw a boy on the ground I and others beating him. He broke I i through the crowd, flung aside those | who were tormenting the boy and up 1 braided them for their cowardice. Not j a man came to his aid. The gang, re- 1 ' covering from their astonishment, closed In on him. lie struck out right and left, felled four or Gve and drew his long sailor's knife. Then with a rush he drove his assailants back and got the boy away from them. He still expected togo to sea again until, to his surprise, a day or two later he received a visit from the boy he had rescued. He turned out to be the son of Nathaniel Marsh, secretary of the Erie Railroad company, and he came to bring Morosini to his father. Mr. Marsh at once offered to help the ! young sailor and found him a place as j office boy with the Erie company at a salary of $:;o a month. Mr. Morosini entered on his new em ployment on May 2S. 1855. He was fat too well educated to stay long in a subordinate place. In a few years he was appointed general auditor of the Erie railroad and Its leased lines. This brought him Into contact with Jay Gould. lie first met him in 1868, and a year or two later, when the great fight for the control of the Erie began, he threw In his lot with the financier. It is said thut at the height of the struggle the party at the head of which was General Daniel Sickles offered Mr. Morosini SIOO,OOO for a transcript of certain parts of the rec ords of the railroad. Mr. Morosini re fused the offer and thus enabled Mr Gould to retain his bold upon the road liut when the Blschoffshelm party obtained control the general auditor found his place most unpleasant. At length President Watson called upon him to either give up his allegiance to Mr. Gould or leave the company. He chose the latter alternative and from that hour was known as a trusted fol lower of the financier. Wall street regarded Mr. Morosini as something more than a confidential secretary to Mr. Gould, which was his new title. Because of his huge frame and well known strength he was called Gould's "bodyguard." Many stories were told of him In this connection, and It was asserted that on one occa sion a promoter who had penetrated Into the Inner sanctum of Mr. Gould and would not withdraw found himself picked up bodily by the secretary and dropped outside the door. Her Indorsement. "Madam," said the teller of a bank In Baltimore to a woman who had handed him a check to cash—"madam, you have forgotten to indorse." A worried smile came to the wo man's face, but she took back the pa per and wrote something on the back thereof. When again the teller looked at the check ho found that the woman had In dorsed as follows: "The bank has always paid me whatever It owed, and you need have no worry. Therefore I indorse this check. Very truly yours, Anna M. Blank."—Harper"#. Tur rim r or t- ~c A Superstition of the Mm Who Build the Skyscrapers. ' These airy crews are a generous t .Towd, says Erneßt Poole, writing in I Everybody's Magazine of men who work on skyscrapers. They earn high pay. When working full time they make $27 a week, and, like their rough brothers out on the plains, they are quick to give of their earnings. On Saturday afternoons when they line up at the pay window the Sisters of Charity are always there, and quarters and dimes jingle merrily into their lit tle tin boxes. Behind this generous giving Is a su perstitious belief that amid risks like these it is well to propitiate fate all you can, for fate is a relentless old machine, and when once Its wheels be gin grinding no power on earth can stop them. The "rule of three" Is cen turies old. You may hear of It out on the ocean, in the steel mills, in the railroad camps and down in the mines. And you find It up here on the jobs in the skies. "Relieve it?" said an old foreman. "You bet they believe It." "Do you?" I asked. "Well," he said, "all 'X can sny is this: It may be a spell or It may be because the way of the whole crew is expecting It. But, anyhow, when two accidents come close together you can be sure that the third ain't very far off." BIRD BREEDING FOR PLUMES. By This Method Woman Hopes to Im prove Millinery. Breeding the ostrich and other plum age birds for their feathers with a view to "doing with the ostrich what has been done with the chrysanthe mum" is the plan of Mrs. L. 8. Ilertz berg, who is establishing a breeding plant at Huntington, N. Y. "I do not know how my plans be came known," said Mrs. Hertzberg. "for I intended to start in on a small J scale and work up quietly. "This plume," she went on, taking 1 up a large ostrich feather, "Is what 1 ' am after. That Is really several feath ers stitched together. It should be pos sible to get ostrich plumes far heavier than they are today. Several smaller birds used In millinery will be raised on the place. It seems to me that birds carefully raised for thetr plum age should produce feathers of a high er commercial value than can birds not so favored." TO STOP FOREST FIRES. Forester Wants Observation Towers on Adirondack Mountains. James S. Whipple, state forest, fish and gauie commissioner, who Is con- ! sldorlng the future protection of New York state forests against fire vlslta- j tlons such as the recent disastrous ex- I perlence In the Adlrondacks, will prob ably recommend to the legislature that funds be given hltn to establish obser vation towers on the higher mountains ; in order that fires may be detected j more readily. I Commissioner Whipple will urge a ! severe penalty for causing fires | through carelessness and will Insist j that locomotives used In the forests J utilize a fuel other than coal. These | factors will make for a reasonable | safety hereafter during a drought. | The question as to whether the state i should pay the entire cost of fighting J the forest fires has not been decided, j The towns now pay half the expense. | A LIVE COAL TRICK. Teaches Natural Law, Yet Has All the Appearance of Magic. No one would suppose that It is pos sible to bold a glowing coal on a piece of linen or cotton without burning the cloth, but that such can be done Is easy for any one to prove, and at the same time the experiment teaches an impor tant natural law. Every child knows that the telephone and telegraph wires arc made of copper because that metal Is a good conductor of heat and elec- I trlclty, which is only another form of heat, if a poker Is heated In the fire you pick up a cloth to hold the outer end, although It has not been in the tire, because experience has taught you that the heat is connected through the metal from the fire to the outer end. This experiment with the flaming coal Is based upon this principle and the additional one that linen and cot ton are poor conductors of heat Take a globe of copper and draw a piece of cloth tightly over It so that there is not a wrinkle at the top. If the linen or cotton is closely woven the trick Is ail the more certain. Theft, holding the cloth tightly in place, you can safely put a glowing coal on top of the cloth, and, while It burns fiercely, the cloth will not even be scorched. The reason Is that the great conduc tivity of the copper draws the heat of the coal before it can burn the cloth. Do not make this experiment with a good handkerchief first, for If the cloth Is not tightly drawn it may burn, but take some worthless piece of linen or '• muslin, and after you are certain of ' your experience you can astonish your i friends who do not know the secret.- ; Washington Post Ornaments of the Peerage. Lord Lyveden is an ardent peerage reformer and tells an anecdote In this connection for whose authenticity he pledges himself. This narrates how a famous statesman of the nineteenth century was called upon to visit his •on In prison. He bitterly reproached him, remarking, "Heft am I, having worked my way up from a middle class home to a great position, and When 1 die you will be the greatest blackguard In the peerage." The son listened quietly and then £ died, with terrible Irony, "Yes—when you die." Another of Lord Lyveden's peerage Stories Is equally piquant. The son of a peer irpplled to a friend in the north of England for a housekeeper and was recommended a certain Mrs. Brown. The peer wrote to the woman accord ingly to the effect that, having learned particulars of her character, he was willing to engage her as his house keeper and making an appointment for her to call and see him on a certain date. The good woman replied: My Lord—Prom what I have learned of your character I decline to enter your house. I am your lordship's obedient servant, ANNE BROWN. —Westminster Gazette. I >VOman's World FIRST WOMAN MAYOR. Miss Dove an English Suffragist Who Has Made Good. Among the women who have demon strated ability to hold political posi tions and run affairs still regarded by many persons as suited only to men is Miss Dove, who was lately elected mu ticipal councilor of High Wycombe, England, by the biggest majority in the history of that town. Just think of conservative old England getting ahead of America by owning a "lady mayor." Our sisters of the Political league on this side of the water had better sit up and take notice. Miss Dove has always been a pioneer; in deed, it has become a fixed habit with her. She was one of the three women who were first privileged to attend university lectures with the under -1 graduates. She was the first student I to enter the new building at Girton, i the woman's college of England; also j one of the first twelve students who attended the first woman's college at | Cambridge. All women must applaud j Miss Dove for the splendid efforts she lii- made in hn|.ro\ing the standard MISS DOVE, MAVOIt OP HIGH WYOOMBR. of education for her sex. In her girl hood. when cducatlou for women was at a very low standard, she spent three years at Queen's college. Rut at fif teen years of age her family moved to the country, and all instruction ceased. Her next school venture was residence at a boarding school and after that a period of home life devoted to teach ing her younger brother and sisters and making their clothes. Suddenly came the first great step in her educa tional career, when her father, a cler gyman, told her of Miss Emily Davies* intention of starting a women's college at Cambridge. Miss Dove passed the entrance examination and was enrolled as a scholar. After a successful uni versity career she went as science mis tress to Cheltenham, and later she Joined the staff at the opening of St. Leonard's school at St. Andrews. Scot land. In 1882 she became head mis tress and held that position for four teen years. From St Andrews she went to High Wycombe and put into execution her bold ambition to estab lish In England a school on the lines of St. Andrews, and Wycombe Abbey school, with its 240 pupils, is the splen did realization of her ambition. Now High Wycorabe, a quaint old town In Buckinghamshire, has sot a high seal of approbation on the re markable career of this remarkable woman by electing her Its mayor. Long may she reign! Maid and Mistress. There are mistresses anil mistresses Just as there are many maids of many minds, and if there is to be harmony lu the household (here must be an un derstanding. Having chosen a trained servant, and presupposing. In the heart to heart talk with her before she was engaged, that she has been made fully aware in a general way of what Is expected of her. It Is unfair and not at all a test of her capabilities to hamper her with commands to do her work In "your way." If you find her broiling the steak for dinner In the oven when you have been In the habit of using the top of the stove, do not reprimand her; wait for results. The steak may be Just as good or better than If done the other way. What she accomplishes is your affair; how she does it Is her own. A great many housekeepers are alto gether too conservative in adopting fresh ideas. They get inlo ruts and stay there. If a maid is to take real interest in her work she must be al lowed and encouraged to use pro gressive methods. She cannot be blamed if she refuses to carry out many orders which originated in the kitchen of twenty years ago. Healthiest In the World. "Despite the fact that hospital nurses have extremely arduous work and are exposed to nlmost every known con tagious disease. I believe that they are the healthiest class of people," said Miss Goodrich, superintendent of the Training School For Nurses at Belle rue hospital. New York city, the other day. "By that I mean they are less (rabject to physical breakdown than any other class of people. They have fewer aches and pains than other peo ple, and their general hfiilth is far above the average of those who are usually considered the healthiest — farmers and workers who pursue out door work. Even doctors, whose very business Is health, are not as healthy, as a class, as hospital nurses. Doctors know well how to preserve their health, but they almost invariably abuse their constitutions by overwork, Irregular hours and mental strain. "The reason why hospital nurses are the healthiest neonle Is not so much oecause or the nature of their wort as itis their regular hours for nleenlnak I rttuug, exercising BUK working. J uey have the correct amount of sleep every twenty-four hours, the most nourish ing and wholesome food prepared la. the best manner, and, of course, they live under the best sanitary conditions. Their exercise and their work keeps them in perfect physical condition, and, as all hospital nurses have good | j constitutions—they are not accepted unless they have—illness among them is almost unknown. The mortality rate among hospital nurses is probably the lowest of any class of people in the world. "It is regular living that makes health and keeps It for one who al ready has it, and there is no class of people who live a more regular lifo than hospital nurses." What's My Thought Like? A variation of the old guessing game, "What's my thought like?" may be arranged with the moralists. To play it the leader begins by say j Ing, "I am thinking of a proverb | which illustrates," for example, "tho j tendency of inferior characters to take | advantage of any relation of author ! Ity." The other players are allowed | to ask questions concerning It thus: | A—How many words does this prov- I erb contain? | Answer—Nine, j 15— Is it a familiar saying? i Answer—Among the most familiar. | C—How many times does the word j "the" occur in it? ! Answer—Twice. D—Does It begin with the word "when?" | Answer—Yes. ! E—And end with the word "play?" ! Answer—lt does. F—ls there a mention of certain ani mals in it? Answer—There Is. O—ls it "When the cat's away the ' mice will play?" Answer—That is it. To Alter a Child's Skirt. In making garments for girls it is al ways important to arrange for length ening the same. First.—One of the usual methods is to have a series of tucks at the hem. This is somewhat of a trimming and later proves convenient by letting out the tucks, one or more, as is required. Second.—lf the dress or skirt is plain, tho hem may be let down and a farms put under. Third.—lf No. 2 does not give sut!i clent length, then, instead of faring when letting out the hem, add an ex tension hem that will give the neces sary length, being careful to match the design, if there Is any In the mate rial. A row of featherstitching may be made over the joining, or a finish ing braid may be placed over It. Fourth.—Several rows of Insertion may be set In near the bottom of th? skirt. Fifth.—For girls a little older a cir cular or pointed yoke may be putin at the top of the skirt. New Bridge Prizes. Sachets are now given its bridge prizes, so that the hostess who pos sesses more of the virtue of hospitality than money may entertain correctly if only she has a large number of fresh looking silk pieces at hand. Such lit tle bugs are of all ulncn, Uii-j me used to drop among the handkerchiefs, the neckwear, the gloves and the lin gerie. They are mounted over little tine white linen sacks, which hold the powder, and their ends may be fringed and tied together with baby ribbon or they may be faced or shirred into a sort of rose effect. Sachets are espe cially acceptable these days, when only vague suggestions of perfume are per missible. Becoming Furs. It is the easiest thing in the world to fall into the mistake of thinking that any fur is becoming to any wom an. Nothing should be selected with greater care than the fur. For in stance. a sallow skinned, dark eyed, dark haired woman will look the very worst in sealskin. She should wear the lighter shades of mink, red fox, yellow fox and silver gray fox. Red haired blonds can wear sealskin, but the genuine brunette with dark hair and eyes may wear golden and light brown shades, such as mink, mar ten. brown or yellow fox and chin chilla. A Papering Hint. When patching wall paper don't for get to preface operations by putting the new piece of paper in the sunshine to fade till it matches that on the wall, I>on't cut the patch a neat square, but tear it. The irregularity of Its edges will runkc it less conspicuous. To polish mirrors rub first with a cloth wrung out of cold water and then dipped in dry whiting. After ward polish with a dry, soft duster.— Ilonie Notes. "Mr. and Mrs." is something that never appears on an invitation or a visiting card iri England. Invitations are issued by the mistress of the house. No man can be wise on an empiy stomach.—George Eliot. HI MI! A Flol la ble TIN SHOP for all kind of Tin Roofing, Spoutlne nnd General Job Work. Stoves, Heaters, Ranges* Furnaces, eto. PRICES TAB LOWEST! QUiLITY TOE BEST! JOHN HIXSON Ha U# & FRONT ST.