Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, April 09, 1908, Image 4
Montour American FRANK C. ANGLE, Proprietor. Danville. Pa.. Apr. Q, 19J8. TROUT SEASON OPENS APRIL 15 Seven days yet remain ere the trout season opens in the State on April 15. Danville*aud vicinity has may enthu siastic sous of Sir Isaac. Walton and scores of thorn will depart early next week to be at their favorite hauuts bright aud early when the season opens. Tho indications are that the comiug seasou will be even more favorable than last year,as the sign of high wat er aud contiuued cold weather haudi capad fishermen until late in May,but this year the likelihood is we will have an early warm spring, aud to gether with the fact that the streams were bauk full wheu freezing weather Bet in last fall, insuring a seasonable protection to the trout from its natur al enemies—pot fisherman —skuuks, muskrats.—weasels, and good catches may be expected. Another fact that will opsrate favorably to the sports men is the excellent work of the State Constabulary, who for the past two years have been zealously watching the trout streams in the north eastern sectiou of the state. They have made a number of important arrests for in fringement of the game fish laws aurl the successful prosecutions followed in the payment of stiff fines. In conclusion allow us to suggest to every angler to strictly observe the game fish laws. Don't be a hog, or don't keep any trout under six inches. Its unlawful. Don't catch trout other tliau by hook or liue ; its unlawful. Don't catch more than 60 speckled trout iu one day; its unlawful. Don't catch and sell trout; its un lawful. Don't fish before or after season ; its xmalwful. April 15 to only 31. Aud dually don't forget that it is un lawful for any person to euter ou any laud that is posted, warning all per sons from trespassing thereon. Fine $lO Black bass, not less than 7 inches in State at large, I) inches iu Lake Erie and boundary waters, June 15 to Feb ruary 15 inclusive. The following is tho open seasou for catching game fish .iu the waters of Pennsylvania: Green or Oswego bass, blue pike, pike perch or svall eyed perch, Sus quehanua or .Tack salmon, pike pick erel, or muscallouge, not less than 9 inches. Peuobscot salmon or Grilse, not any less tliau 3 pounds iu weight, March 1 to August 15, iuclusive. Trout, any spacies save lake trout, not less thau][6 Inches, April 15 to July 81, inclusive. ENGLAND'S GREAT DUKE. Stories of Devonshire, Who Yawned In His Own Speech. England lost one of her ablest states meu when the Duke of Devonshire died recently at Cannes, France. Many stories are told of his nonchalance, al most amounting to disrespect, for the houses of parliament. He took little interest in an academic discussion; but, given a tangible object, he brought the greatest energies into play and showed an extraordinary power of concentra tion and grasp of detail, tie doubtless worked only from a sense of duty aud rather obtruded on the public the fact that he found little pleasure iu fulfill ing some id' the inevitable obligations of public life. Perhiips the best example of this is the famous incident of the tremendous yawn given by him iu the middle of his first official speech iu the house of commons. Disraeli, looking on, is said to have smiled and remarked in his cynical way. "He'll do." A lady to whom tile tli)".'.' of the yawn was told as an Indication of the duke's general air of borei'.i ;u ventured to ask how he con!', f.osrlli!;.' have yav.ned in the m1.;..t of lii.' o .n sp.-ech. to which the duke ; pi. d: "All. you should have heard the l-li l It was uncommon ly dull." A v.ell k.MWu SVotcb M. I". of hum ble went lo Cliatsworth. one of t!ie iluk ■"« palatial homes, on a po litical visit. The Dt'.ke of Devonshire asked him to lunch, anil the M. 1' fully appreciated the privilege of touch ing toes with the duke under his grace's own table. But at home that night iu the privacy of his wife's boudoir tho honorable member Interpolated gulps of smoky Indignation with words against the pre sumption of the nobility. "Willi, Donald.tin' whatever be ailln' ye?" she asked. "Jessie, what would ye give a duke, like Devonshire, to eat if he'd visit us?" "Why, geese aud turkeys!" she re plied. "Wull, the day's lunch at Chatsworth was naething but minced lamb on toast!" Chickens to Ring Chime of Bells. A chime of bells operated by 8,000 chickens Is the original plan of James Prickett of Saginaw, Mich. On the floor of the chicken house he will place a metallic table, which will be con nected with the chimes far above lu the tower by an insulated wire. Tho pecking of the 8,000 roosters and hens, Prickett declares, will set up a vibra tory motion In the table, which will start a powerful electric motor in oper ation. This motor in turn will release the spring controlling the chimes, which will then begin to ring. Thus all the chickens on the farm will know that dinner is on and while they are dining will have music to whet their appe tites just as the actresses do along the Great White Way. ARMY 10 SAVE LIVES, Details of New Enterprise of the Red Cross. YOUNG MEN TO BE ENROLLED Relief Columns Being Formed In New York State to Prevent Such Disasters as tho Collinwood School Fire—Major Charles Lynch Personally Helping to Organize. To help prevent such disasters as the recent Collinwood school fire is the object of a trained army which is now being organized throughout the state of New York. "To teach ordinary care aud fore thought for the prevention of accident and what to ilo in moments of danger to prevent Injury or loss of life" Is one of the main purposes of the Grand Legion of the Bed Cross, in which rep resentative young men in every com munity are to he enrolled. With the lesson of tho Collinwood school fire in mtud, every effort is being made by the organizers of tills movement in New York to place its services before the people of New York state as quick ly as possible. Four or more legions, each with four relief columns, sixteen detachments and sixty-four squads, will compose the legion, which is to be counted upon as an effective arm of the American National Bed Cross. With 250 men aud 104 officers iu each legion, drawn from the most active and public spir ited young men in the state of New York, It is expected that the organiza tion will soon become a great power for saving life. By drilling iu first aid tactics and spreading knowledge of simple hygiene and prevention of accident its members tire preparing to enter the service of each of their com munities. The first legion has already been formed in New York city, and the second Is'organizing. Major Charles Lynch of the general staff of the United States army, an au thority on Bed Cross work, is person ally assisting in t lie preliminaries. After serving with the Japanese army through the Russo-Japanese war as a representative of the medical depart ment of the army Major Lynch is placing his experience at the disposal of this new life saving army of New York state. Secretary of War Taft, who Is president of the American Na tional Bed Cross, will soon address in New York city a mass meeting of those Interested iu this feature of the organization's work. "As an arm of the Bed Cross iu time of war It is expected that tho Grand Legion of this state (New York) will prove of great value to the coun try." said Charles W. Ilurd, field agent of the movement, at its headquarters in New York city the other day. "Its members will uot bo obliged to serve iu the army hospital corps, though they will have an opportunity to do so. In enlightened individual influence In time of peace, however, the people of the state are looking to tho new or ganization for an ever ready help in the face of «eudden emergency. The ranks are open to all men of good character anywhere who want to lie especially useful to their community." AN ESPERANTO STATE. Proposal to Create One In an Old Eu ropean Province. Esperanto enthusiasts, those folks who are endeavoring to establish a universal language that appears to the ordinary individual to lie quite as abstruse and unwieldy as Sanskrit, will gain some encouragement from the novel suggestion made by Profess or Boy, the French Esporautist, lie urges the establishment of an inde pendent Esperanto state iu Europe. The site he has selected for his ex periment is on a neutral strip of ter ritory which lies on the frontier be tween German}', Belgium and Hol land, five miles from Aix-la-Chapelle. This territory is known as Moresnet, and It Is situated in a pleasaut valley that has a population of IS,OOO Inhabit ants. Esperanto is to be the official language of the place. The expenses of the state are to be borne by the subscriptions of Esperantists all the world over. Tho scheme includes an Esperanto theater, a daily official Es peranto Gazette stud a sort of Esper nntlst parliament, which will meet pe riodically to discuss the affairs of the littlo slate NEGROES TO SAVE NATION. C. W. Anderson Tells How They Will Be Useful In a Revolution. "When the American people shall be caught between the upper millstone of the very rich of the country, who now have monarchical tendencies, and the nether millstone of the very poor, who are anarchists in their belief, and revo lution shall come, the nation will call upon the negro soldier led by the edu cated negro officer to relieve it, nuil if they do not do so the nation will bo crushed," declared Charles W. Ander son, internal revenue collector, the oth er day at a meeting held in the Bethel African Methodist Episcopal church, in New York, in the interest of Wilbcr foree university, near Xenia, 0., the oldest college in the United States for the edueatiou of negroes. "Far greater things than this have happened," said Mr. Anderson, "for the negro that was but a few years ago liberated is now building schools aud colleges of his own, which, like other colleges, shall outlive government." The Bight llev. William B. Demick, president of the board of trustees of Wilberforce university, also spoke. lie admonished his race to pay no atten tion to agitators, but to choose con servative and learned men as their leaders. A large sum was raised at the meeting to aid the university. Makes a Difference. A girl who used to make all sorts ol fun of those who were poor spellers Is now receiving three fat letters a week from a man who can't spell cor rectly more than forty words alto aether. But he has a big, nice housi ja ! i iiiii'..' I:; the bank—and that spells •tiet!;i.:g to her. Howard (ICan.: MOVABLE SCHOOLS PLEASUMMiS iIARRISBURG, Pa., April 8. Accordi ok to Deputy Seorotary of Agriculture Martin, tlie movable schools for farmers are a success. Dur ing the wiuter mouths five sucli schools wore held, and the department will endeavor to make them a regnlar feat ure of it* work in the future. In speaking of the work, Mr. Martin said : "Undoubtedly an appropriation will be asked of the uext legislature for the continuation of the movable sohools. They have brought the farm ers into dijefct touch with experts in various important branches of agri culture, anil that fact is appreciated. We aim, not only to continue these schools, but to so extend them as to meet the demands of the farmsrs of Pennsylvania for instruction of this B3rt. "We held five schools this winter— at Waveriy,Lackawanna,county; May town, Lancaster couutv: North Or well, Bradford county ; Doe Hun, Ches ter county, and Ebeusbnrg, Damria county. Four days were giveu to each place, aud men who understand dairy ing, horticulture aud poultry raising were the speakers. Practical work aud economy are the aims of the teaching. "The farmers' institutes of the last wititer were the most successful ever held. Institutes were held 400 days in all, and expenses were so reduced that the entire cost was only $37 a (lav. The attendance exceeded that of tho pre vious year. "So well received have been the traveling schools, however, that we have received a request from Colum bia couutv to cut out the institutes ami give them ten days of the school. We cannot say now whether this can be done." A Square Deal it assured you when you buy Dr. Fierce'» family medicines—for all tne ingredi ents entering into them nre printed on the bottle-wrapper* and their formulas are attested under Oath as being complete and correct. You know just what you are paying for and that the Ingredients aro gathered from Nature's laboratory, being selected from the most valuable nativo medicinal roots found growing In our American foresGTsmLivhlie potent to cure are pnrfpn<t the most delicate Not a dron of -alcohol enter* into their composition. A mucirbetter auvnt is used both Tor ev- P I'l'li'l'tf and preserving tne medicinal prnn'iliies used in I hemTvlz.-niire tripTT.: re 11 lieu glycerine. This agent possesses Intrinsic nu uicinai properties of Its own, being a most valuable antiseptic and anti ferment, nutritive and soothing demul cent. Glvcerine plays an Important part In Dr. i'ierce's Golden Medical Discovery In tho euro of Indigestion, dyspepsia and weak stomach, attended by sour risings, heart-burn, foul breath, coated tongue, poor appetite, gnawing feeling In stom ach, biliousness and Kindred derange ments of tho stomach, liver and bowels. Besides curing all the above distressing ailments, the"Uoldcn Medical Discovery " Is a specitic for all diseases of the mucous membranes, as catarrh, whether of the nasal passages or of the stomach, bowels or pelvic organs. Even in Its ulcerative stages it will yield to this sovereign rem edy if its use bo persevered in. In Chronic Catarrh of the Nasal passages, it is well, while taking the "Golden Medical Dis covery " for tho necessary constitutional treatment, to cloanso the passages freely two or three times a day with Dr. Sago's Catarrh Remedy. This thorough course of treatment generally cures tne worst cases. In coughs and hoarseness caused by bron rlilal, throat and lung affections, except con sumption in Its advanced staves, the "Golden Medical Discovery" is a most efficient rem edy, especially in those obstinate, hang-on ougliscaused by irritation and congestion of the bronchial mucous membranes, the "Dis" covel'.v " is not so good for acute coughs BMS :nr froin sudden colds, nor must it be ex ected to cure consumption In Its advanced ' ..gas—no medicine will do that —but for ell . ■ obstinate, chrc nlc roughs, which, if ms •ceil. or badly treated, lead uptoeonsump •i N tl •* best medicine that ran be taken A $4,000 Easter Egg. In extravagant Paris sir egg was manufactured some years ago for a certain Spanish infanta which cost 20,- 000 francs, or $4,000. It was white en amel on the outside and hail the whole gospel of Easter engraved on the In side. A mysterious mechanism within It sent forth a little bird who sang twelve popular airs from the opera. His Easter Musings. He picked up the Easter statement and read: To one Easter dress. S4O. To one Easter hat, sl2. To Easter shoes anil gloves, $9. And slowly and thoughtfully he drew his check for the amount and muttered, "Anil next Sunday Jenny expects me togo to church and sing 'Old Hundred' with a thankful heart!" God's Temples. In brave array of tender green the woods are decked And for the blessed Easter day are flow er flecked. All perfumes of the early spring hang on the air. Throughout tho woods cathedral peace reigns e\erywhere. Too Well Done. "Yes, dear," continued the newly made husband as lie gazed desponding ly at the steak that was broiled almost to a crisp, "you aro very charming, and you do several things uncommon ly well, but you don't know how to cook a steak." "And yet, my love," answered the culprit with a becoming penitent air, "you said yourself that It was very well done." It is scarcely necessary to add that the cvclone was averted. Auditor's Notice. Iu the Orphans Court of Montour County. Estate of Mary Crossley, deceased. The undersigned, appointed auditor by the Orphaus Court of Montour County to distribute balance iu the hands of J. P. Bare, administrator of Mary Crossley, deceased; will meet all parties interested for the purpose of his appointment at his office on Mill street In the Borough of Dan ville, Montour County, Pennsylvania, on April 30th, 1908, at 10 o'clook A. M. ; when and where all parties inter ested may be present and present their claims, or be forever debarred from coming in upon said fund. H. M. HINCKLEY, Auditor. NEW TEIM ARM! Shelter Designed by Schuylkill Arsenal's Head. TEST TO BE MADE IN CUBA. Improvements Make Canvas Carried by Soldiers as Snug as Brick Walls. Transporting Permanent Shelters In Wake of Expeditions Not Necessary. An American soldier's life iu tile field will be made as snug us that of the dweller within brick walls, and a serious problem of all big military movements- the transportation of tents —will he solved by a new type of cau vus shelter which is now being made lit the Schuylkill arseual, Gray's Ferry and Washington avenues, in Philadel phia. Captain J. R. It. Uanuay, who is iu charge of the arsenal, or the Phila delphia quartermaster's depot, as it Is officially designated, is the mau who designed the new tent. After working out the problem he took the plans to Washington, aud the result was that the officials of the war department au thorized him to manufacture tent equipment for one regiment, according to his ideas, says the Philadelphia Press. If it Is found after this regi ment has given the new tent a satis factory trial that it upholds the expec tations, then this canvas shelter will be adopted for general use in the army. Under Captain Hannay's direction the lirst output of the tents is now being made. These will he sent to Cuba, and the commanding officer there will select a regiment having hard service in prospect to give them the tr.v-out. However, this is simply the formality which all mjlitary inno vations have togo through, for the war department never adopts anything un less it is absolutely certain of its mer it, aud those who have seen the new tent are certain that It is bound to be come the regulation American army shelter and that the troops of other na tions will soon adopt it. Those who have seen encampments of the state national guard are famil iar with the type of tents which the soldiers of Uncle Sam sleep lu when they go far afield. These are com posed of two pieces, which are carried by two soldiers as parts of their equip ment, together with wooden poles for holding them up. These when formed are closed In the back, but remain open in the front. Only two sections can be fitted togeth er—that is, a tent cau be made of the canvas, carried by two soldiers, aud no more. Aud there is no way in which the front can be closed against winds and storms unless the soldiers them selves devise some scheme. Of course these tents are merely makeshifts. After the soldiers who carry these on their backs always come other canvas shelters, which give them more protection, lint out iu the Philippines, for instance, where trans portation facilities are bad, it takes an exceedingly long time for these other teuts to get to the scene of their need, aud usually by the time they get there the soldiers have "hiked" to some other territory. Altogether it was long ago set down us a military fact that the regulation tent w:" unsatisfactory and that the traiu. . 'iun of better shelter was a thing whit..: ought to be obviated. The <uiv;:atage which the new tent possesses was arrived at in a very simple way. Iu the tents now used there is a rectangular section which forms the side wall and a triaugular part which goes to make the inclosing flap at the back. The problem was solved by cutting these apart, separat ing the triangle aud the rectangular section. Around the edges of all the parts, rectangular and triangular, are buttons aud buttonholes, and with these tho sections can be brought to gether iuto almost any conceivable style of canvas shelter desired. While with tho canvas now iu use only two soldiers can combine their teutage, with the new type any num ber can join forces, and the more the better. Of course if only two privates form a tent the style will be just the same as at present, but when four pool their Issues the result is a verita ble little canvas house, closed both at the back aud front. Eight, of course, could make a tent of similar outline on a larger scale—in fact, there Is no limit to the number of those who can thus co-operate to build a house of canvas. Then, too. walled tents can be constructed just as easily as the "A" type. Captain Hauuily also has made the new tent much more waterproof than is that now in use. This was done, however, not by Increasing the weight of the material, but by increasing the tent's slope. To accomplish this a lit tle more material is put into the new tent, but the added weight is overcome by providing a new style tent pole. The poles now iu use are of wood and are somewhat awkward for a sol dier on tile march. The new ones are of light steel tubing, which lack three quarters of a pound the weight of the wooden one aud are easier to carry, be ing of the telescope variety. All in all, therefore, the weight of the canvas Is Increased to raise Its di mensions, and this is offset by the de traction of weight from the pole. Con sequently the burden of the soldier is not Increased one ounce, and when he bears it the weight will be made light er, no doubt, by the knowledge that It is not a temporary shelter to be used until the army mules can catch up With him, but a permanent one. And when the soldier carries a per manent tent a considerable load will be taken off the minds of army offi cials who, provide for big expeditions. She Did Her Duty by Him. One Monday morning the colored "wash lady" did not arrive at the usual hour to do the weekly washing of a family residing in a Pennsylvania town. When she appeared some time later the mistress of the house de scended to the kitchen and was greatly edified by the woman's explanation. "No'm," carefully removing a hat or namented by a voluminous black veil, "I wa'n't sick. I had to stay home to receive my diseased brother's remain ders that was sent from Pittsburg day before ylsterday."—Llpplncott's Maga zine. RAN LINCOLN'S FUNERAL TRAIN Gardner A. Oohb, aged 81 ,\ears,and one of the oldest Penn-ylviuiia and Reading railroad loucuiotivo engine ers in the couuiry, died at Shamokiu Monday evoiiiua. Hn was recently re tired by the Reading company after reaching the age limit Daring the Oivil war lie conveyed the trains on the Baltimore division of the Penusy|vMi s a railroad carrying Union soldiers and ammunition to the front. He also preside! at the throttle on the train carrying President Lin coln's fnneral party from Baltimore to Marrisburg. The deceased had been suffering all winter from a complication of dis eases. At 6:lfl Vclock Monday even ing, with his grandson, Gardner fetrick land he went upstairs to his room. No sooner had he gotten there when he fell to the floor with an attack of heart failure and died instantly. Mr, Cobb was horn iu Orleans, Ver mont, in June, 1826. He came to Sha niokiu and was a prominent engineer on tiie Pennsylvania railroad there. He moved to Shamokin 28 years ago aud has been living there ever since. Ho was the father of Gilbert, Cobb, now general agent of the Pennsylvania railroad at Baltimore. He is survived by a wife aud the following children: Gilbert,of Baltimore; Mrs. Eva Leop er.of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma; Mrs. J. R. Stricklaud aud Mrs. Johu Camp ton, of Sliauiokin. He is also surviv ed by 21 grandchildren. He had many friends, especially among the older employes of the Penn sylvania and his loss is mourned by all who knew him. Auditor's Notice. In the Orphau's Court of Montour County in the matter of the First aud Final Account of Klisha S. Fornwald aud John Morrall, Ad ministrators d. b a. c t. a. of Sarah Morrall, late of the bororgh of Dan ville, in the County of Montour aud State of Pennsylvania, deceased. The undersigned, appointed by the said Court Auditor to make distribn tiou of the balance iu the bauds of snid administrators as shown bv their first aud iiual account as such will meet all parties interested for the pur poses of his appointment, at his Law Offices, No. JCo Mill street, Danville, Montour County, Penu'a , on Friday, April 1908, at ten o'clock in the forenoon of the said day, where aud when all persons having claims on said fund are rrquired to make and prove the same or be forever debarred from thereafter coming iu upon the said fund EDWARD SAYRE GEARHART. Auditor. Danville, P» , March 18, 1908. Notice in Divorce. Verna Eleanor Hetrick vs Oliver Roy Hetrick. Iu the court of Couimou Pleas of Mon tour County, No. 43, January Term, 1908. Divorce a. v.in. To Oliver Roy Hetrick, Respondent above named : You are hereby duly notified and required to be aud appear in the Court of Common Pleas of Montour County on the fourth Monday of May, A. D , 1908 (the same being the 26th day of May, A. D., 1908), then and there to answer the complaint of Verna Eleanor Hetrick the above-naiu ed Libellaut iu the above-named caße, and to show cause, if any you have, why you should not be divorced from the bonds of matrimony entered into with tlie said Libellaut according to the prayer of the petition or libel filed in the above-stated case. D. C. WILLIAMS. Sheriff, Sheriff's Office, Dauville, Pa., Apr. 4th, 1908. Notice iu Divorce. Mau d M. Farm-worth vs Duke Farns worth. Iu the court of Couimou Pleas of Mon tour Oouuty, No. S3, January Term, 1908. Divorce a. v.m. To Duke Farnsworth, Respondent above named : You are hereby duly notified and re quired to be and appear iu the Court of Common Pleas of Montour County on the fourth Monday of May, A. D., 1908. (the same being the 20th day of May, A. D., 1908), then and there to answer the complaiut of Maud M. Farnsworth the above-named Libel laut iu the above-stated case, and to show cause, if any you have, why you should not be divorced from the bouds of matrimony entered iuto with the said Libellaut according to the prayer of the potition or libel filed iu the abovo-stated case. D. C. WILLIAMS,'Sheriff, Sheriff's Office, Danville, Pa , Apr. 4th, 1908. These days the busy farmer prepares liia fields for the season's crops—if lie can get a sufficiency of help. Kennedy's Laxative Cough Syrup Relieves Colds by working tham oat of the system through a copious amd healthy action of the bevels. Relieves coughs by cleanataf the mucous membranes of the throat, cheat and bronchial tubes. "As pleasant to the teal* aa Maple Sagsr" Children Like It* F«r lAGKMHI—WUK CIVETS Tn QtVUfi KMMI aai BUM* Nb-ta M Ml For Sale by Panlec A Co. iUTEACKJOURHALISM Colonel Harvey Favors Each Uni versity Issuing a Newspaper. SUGGESTS STAFF FOR YALE. In Lecture Delivered to Students He Points Out Value of Course In Jour nalism—Declares Newspapers Should Be Issued For Average Readers, Not Specialists. Colonel George Ilarvey, editor of the North American Review and Harper's Weekly, Bromley lecturer ou journal ism at Yale, made a plea the other night In New Haven. before a large audience of students for a laboratory of Journalism lii the university to cor respond to the laboratory of physics and of chemistry. The rich men who give millions to endow the scientific laboratories, said Colonel Harvey, could Invest their money to uo greater advantage than In the foundation of a newspaper In each of the great uni versities for the training of students toward the profession that Is more in fluential in American life than any other. "If such a paper were established at Yale," said Colonel Harvey, "and such a man as, say, Mr. Miller of the New York Times or Colonel Osborne of the New llaven Journal and Courier was appointed editor In chief, a man like Chester S. Lord of the Sun or C. V. Van Anda of the Times managing ed itor and one like S. M. Clarke, prince of city editors, as news editor, you cannot tell me that the student would not learn as much as in a newspaper office. "You must have a paper such as men of the caliber I have named could produce," he continued, "and that sort of training, supplemented us it would be all along by the broad, liberal edu cation of the regular college course, would, to my mind, be far better than that hard school of journalism of the newspaper office as conducted by Gree ley and by Dana. A student so train ed would be a capable man in what ever newspaper office he came to. "It Is significant that in the last six years only 3 per cent of Yale gradu ates have gone into journalism, yet journalism is the most important means by which we teach and guide our American people." Every one in the audience had a copy of the sample paper which Colonel Harvey made up and printed for this occasion in order to illustruto his points. This paper in honor of the founder of the lecture course ho enti tled the Bromley Morning News. The paper consists of only four pages, and as the lecturer proceeded he ex plained that the chief reason for this apparent smallness is tluit his paper Is not an employment agency and prints no want ads. It is printed on heavy paper such as few modern newspapers could afford and is six columns in width. The last page, and that only, is given up wholly to advertising. One of the features of the Bromley Morning .News is a column headed "Amusements," in which (ho play is named at each theater, with street aud address, and a word ot comment Is added thus: "Hudson, Forty-fourth street, near Broadway, 8:20; 'The Honor of the Family,' with Otis Skinner; dashing Balzac comedy charmingly acted." Ills paper, Colonel Harvey maintain ed, would not be a socialist's paper, not a banker's paper or a lawyer's pa per, but the paper of the average man. "Bankers," he said, "are the most ig noraut people on earth outside their own department,and newspapers should not cater to them, but show them the extent of their own ignorance." This was said apropos of a brief edi torial concerning E. C. Benedict, who uttered the sentiment that Americans are "the smartest race of darn fools that ever existed" because "their cur rency system has not yet been adapted to changed conditions." The audience loudly applauded the speaker, and many came to the plat form to shako hands and to ask ques tions. Among those who came from New York especially to hear the lec ture were Joseph S. Auerbach, Uobert r. Porter, correspondent of the London Times, and a number of others. HAPPIEST MAN ON EARTH. Why a Swiss Villager Makes That Claim For Himself. Across the front of the cottage of Joliann Sell mid, who lives in the vil lage of Sulir, in Switzerland, is the ■""ilri"-" lu large letters. "IJere the Happiest Man on Eaith." sVhmid, who is fifty-five years of age. said to an interviewer: "I defy you to find a happier man than myself. I have never worked, never married, never been ill and have never lieen anxious for the future. I eat well, drink well and sleep well. What more would you have?" When in his teens Sehmld was left by his father an income of about s•"> a week and a small piece of land. He built Ills cottage on the land and has occupied it ever since. Man of Many Friends. >l. Dutuit, who died in Paris in 1902, left a large part of his wealth to all those who could legally claim kinship with him. The court recently rejected the claims of the seven hundred and forty-seventh "friend." An Educational Problem. The great problem in higher educa tion seems to be whether there are enough fire escapes from the third floor. French Patent Leather. The Gaulols of Paris has been enter taining its readers with a patent leath er boot story. It seems that every six mouths each sower man of Paris re ceives a pair of heavy boots. At the end of the period these articles are r-orthless as far as their original pur pose is concerned, but they have actu ally increased In value. The old boot are sold to the leather dressers, It Is said, as the conditions under which they have been used make the leather peculiarly adapted for conversion Into patent lenther for dress shoes. MAHOREY'S SISTER VISITS DANVILLE MioJiael M»ho?iey, who wkn found unconscious near the stove woika Fri day morning and was uuable later to givo an account of himself, was remov ed to his home near Scranton Satur day. Mrs. John Lynch, sister of Malioney of Minooka, with whom the latter board*. j»ri ived at Danville on the 9:10 D L. & W. train Saturday morning, and accompanied by her unlucky broth er, returned home ou (lie 2:11 D. L. & W. train Mrs. Lynch was met at the station here, by Chief-cf-Police Mincemoyer awl taken to the jail, where Maiioney was detained in the hospital cell. The man readily recognized his sister, but lie had no clear conception of how he happened to got to tlijs city. Mrs. Lynch stated that her brother is subject to attacks similar to the oue sustained in Danville. The last she saw of him was on Thursday morn ing, when fhe took his bieakfast to his room. Shortly afterward he disappear ed from the house and she heard noth ing more of him until the news arriv ed through the police department of Scranton that he was dead. The latter, of course, was an exag gerated report.but Mrs. Ljnch's mind was not disabused until she reached Scrantou Saturday morning. The peo ple of Minooka, therefore,on awaiting her return Saturday evening expected that she wonld be accompanied witli the dead hody of hor brother. When Michael Malioney arrived in Danville Thursday afternoon lie was evidently in a dazed condition. He got off the 4:33 D L. &W. trail). As soon as the train pulled out he hunted up Station Agent Eggert and complained that he had been put off the train. To prove that he had a right to ride he exhibited a ticket to Johnstown. When j the train returned the station agent j reported the matter to the conductor, who douied that the man had been put [ off the car but stated that lie left the train of his own choioe. Dr. Stock is quite r-oufident that if the man had not been rescued from the creek just when he was Friday morn ing lie would surely have perished. For several hours after he was rescued ! lie hovered between life and death. FORMER RESIDENT DIES AT SHARON Patrick McCarthy.a former resident ! of Danville,departed this life in Shar- I ou on March 29 and was consigned to the grave at that place ou last Tues | •lay- Mr. McCarthy was born in Wales 53 years ago and came to Danville when quite young. About 30 years ago he left Danville and went to Sharon. He was a brother-in-law of Bernard Shovelin and Mrs. James Powers of • this city. He was a musician of abil ity and for a number of years while in Danville was choir master cf St. Jo seph's Catholic church. Mr. McCarthy's death was due to an accideut. While employed at the Shar on Steel Hoop company's plant he was struck ou the head by a door weight. He scarcely regained consciousness from that time until death relieved I his suffering. i For a quarter of a century the de ceased was choir master of the Sacred Heart church of Sharon. For many years he was leader of the Citizens' baud and was regarded as one of the most accomplished musicians in West j eru Pennsylvania. The deceased is survived by his wid | ow and the following children : John, Klla, Bernard, Justiu, Catherine, and Marguerite, all at home and Thomas |of Cleveland. His father, John Mc | Carthy, also survives and resides with tiie family on Hull street, Sharon. Philadelphia is preparing to enter tain the foreign delegates on their way to attend the International Tubercu i losis congress in Washington next September. A Reme a c| b y le CATARRH Ely's Cream Balm is quickly absorbed. COt^l Gives Relief at Once, Jiffy nm It cleanses, soothes, heals and protects Bkh the diseased mem. 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