A Smuggling Episode. By Florence Newhouse Fox. I| Copyrighted, IW7, by C. H. Sutcliffe. J As Dorothy stepped from the tral.. she east a furtive look behind her and made a dash for a carriage. She was almost certain the tall mail with a Vandyke heard had followed j her all the way from Euston and still bad his eye upon her. She crouched | back In a comer of the vehicle with I heart throbbing madly and nerves at a high tension. "Pi ve fast to the Glen hotel," she ordered the cabman. The driver whipped up his horses and in ten minutes drew up before the picturesque hotel in the woods of Glen Echo. As Dorothy sprang to the ground a girl of twenty came around the corner of the veranda. "Dot Graham!" she cried to the new- j comer. "Can X believe my eyes? lam "PARDON ME, IS THIS MISS PBICli?" JIB ASK EL) COUKTEOCSLY. so glad to see you. We ure as dull as rusty hoes up here since the season closed." "Come in! Oh, come In quickly!" j Dot exclaimed, pulling her friend into the house hurriedly. "Fan, I have been followed." "Followed?" "All the way from Easton." "Well," laughed Fan, "you must blame your own charming face." "No. no; it is not a vulgar flirtation, j He is a detective." "Nonsense. Why should a detective follow you? Why, Dot, dear, you nre trembling like a leaf. Come up to my room and tell me all about it." "It all wines from buying this coat In Canada." "Your new sealskin? L'm, isn't It a benuty 7" "1 hate tt." Dot flung the offending ! article upon the sofa. "Goodness only knows whiu complications it has occa sloned.* I wore it on the train, know- ' lng nothing of the duty imposed on i such articles until brother George met me af tho station in Easton. Even then when he told me the danger I j Incurred of being arrested for smug- , gllng 1 thought It one of his pranks, j Tou knew George is never so happy j as when he is teasing me. But when ! he Insisted upon my coming tip here j to you uutll all danger was past I be came really frightened and with cause, as you will admit," continued Dot j breathlessly, "for I noticed a man not five minutes later standing near where j I was waiting for the train who seem ed to he watching me. Sure enough, he boarded the same train and alight ed at Glen Echo station almost upon | my heels. Fan, will you harbor a fugt- j tlve from Justice?" Dorothy's woeful face was too much for vivacious Fan Price. She bubbled over with laughter. "Tou are alarming yourself unneces- Bartly," she assured her friend. "If I the man had been a detective he would i have arrested you then and there." "Detectives are very shrewd people," ' pronounced* Dorothy distrustfully. "I am glad you came to me. We re main here until the first of the month. j Father is keeping the hotel open to ac commodate a party of congressmen who are up for a two weeks' hunt, i and mother refuses to leave him," Fan explained. "What are your congressmen hunt ing for?" Dot nsked. "Bears." said Fan. "I thought," and there was a mis chievous twinkle In Dorothy's eyes, "that they might be hunting for dears?" "in wnicn twinkled Kan. "you would be obliged to flee from danger once more." Both girls laughed with the gladness of youth, and for the time Dot forgot ier anxiety. They ran up to the cedar toom, where Mrs. Price with motherly forethought was laying away summer clothing In large paper bags scented with lavender. They strolled out un der the leafless trees in the cold No ▼ember twilight, exchanging confi dences, aud came In shivering, late to dinner. The congressmen were all there, gathered around one large table which had been set apart for them. As Dorothy passed onto the family board she became conscious of an In tent gaze fixed upon her; an Irresist ible something drew her eyes toward the men—toward one, at least, and their eyes met. j The color left tier race, ber eyes grew sick with fear—tho fear of u?rcat To be dragged like a common thief to prison to answer the charge of smug gling! The thought was unbearable. She blamed the law that made it a crime to wear one's own garments ta ' to one's own country. Slipping into her seat she leaned to ward Fan with a shuddering whisper: "He is here! The one with short, pointed beard. Don't look—and don't tell your fathe* or mother." Fan glared in the direction of the congressmen, singled out the Vandyke, which at that moment was oblivious of her critical scrutiny in an interest ed discussion of venison, and whisper ed back: "He does not look ferocious enough to bite." But Dorothy could not see the Joke; it was an hour of agony for her. When at last the meal "was over and they could get away, the two girls ran up to the safe seclusion of Fan's room, where they talked it over breathlessly and in whispers. They decided that Dorothy should steal away under cover of darkness, take the first train for Easton and so make good her escape. As to the sealskin sack, the cause of so much agltntlon, it was secretly stowed away in one of Mrs. Price's lavender bags; Dot enveloped herself In a borrowed cravenette, hiding her \ face behind an automobile veil. With timid step the two conspirators slipped down to the lower hall. They j coil Id near The men's voices as they exchanged stories around the office fire. Just as the girls reached the lower step, with freedom almost within reach, th» office door opened and Dofs 1 pursuer sapped forth. "Pardon me, is this Miss Price?" he asked courteously. "Your father said I would find you In the sitting room." "Oh—er—yes," stammered Fail, try ing to push palpitating Dorothy past him. He seeuied such a pleasant, \olite de tective that for one recklcy moment Fnn entertained the idea ot appealing to him in liehalf of the innocent of fender, but before she could speak he pulled a letter from his pocket. "It is for Miss Price and is from my sister, Nellie Dayton," explained he. "Nellie Dayton your sister?" both girls exclaimed in surprise. "Yes," he said cordially. "When sht learned that I was coming up here for a few days' shooting with some friend." she insisted that I become her courier. She also Intrusted to my care a kodak picture—some of her own work, I be lieve. It is a group of picnickers, among them yourself and your friend here. I recognized Miss Graham when I saw her at the station at Easton, al though It is throe years since I have seen her. I was strongly tempted to make myself known at once, but I saw that she did not remember me." Dot threw back her veil, disclosing a bright smile and a face beaming with relief. "I wish you had, Mr. Dayton," she said, impulsively extending both hands. "It would have saved ine such a scare." "What?" inquired Dayton, mystified. "Not afraid of me?" "N-no of your beard," laughed Dor othy, in which Fan Joined. "You were a beardless senior when I met you three years ago, you kno "So 1 was. Why, I did not think of that. What a chump I am." Several days later, ww "Brother George" came to Gleu Echo with a significant ring for Fan Price, she told him in confidence that his prank was likely to cost his sister her freedom. "Imprisonment?" he asked in a horrl fied whisper. "That is severe punish ment for smuggling one article." "That depends upon the article smug gled," Fan hinted, with a wise side glance. "I am afraid our Dorothy has been guilty of smuggling other things than sealskin coats, and she began three years ago." "Three years a smuggler! Then she deserves the limit for such an offense." "Deserves it? She would not be hap py without the full penalty of the law —imprisonment for life! There, I told you so," Fan added mischievously as Dot and Mr. Dayton strolled into view. "Here she conies now with her Jailer." CONDITIONS ON MARS. Bays and Years and Light and Heat on the Red Planet. The days in Mars are of about the same length as ours—24 hours, 39 min utes, Zi seconds. Mars makes her orbit around the sun in a little more than 080 days; therefore the seasons are almost twice as long as they are with us. The atmosphere of Mars Is rich in watery vapors. Oceans can be seen, and at the poles thick ice, which melts when summer comes. The va riations in temperature are extreme. Mars receives only half as much solar heat as our globe does. The sun ap pears half as large, and the nights j receive their light from two moons, which are smaller than ours—Deimos and Phobos. Tho weight is such that one of oui kilograms would only weigh ,'!7O grams there. A man is only able to carry his own weight on his back. Transported to Mars, he could carry three times ai much, something like 225 kilos. In taking observations of Mnrs through the telescope one can see a distinct red disk, marked with more or less bril liant spots. Some of the spots which are greenish are the oceans; other very red ones are the continents, greater In extent than the oceans, which is tha opposite to the way the earth is dis posed. The most brilliant spots are the Ice covered regions of the poles, and the clouds are almost equally bright. The atmosphere of Mars Is more transparent than ours, and its sky is Incomparably clear. The waters of Mars are more divided and distributed In inland seas Joined by long arms, which are sometimes in curving, hut oftenest almost rectilinear, j and which mark the brilliant surface with dark lines. Just as the line of lead divides the panes of glass In outj church windows. All these dark lines form a pattern which Is relatively symmetrical and which does not seem to have been made by chance. A plan so regular must have been designed, and for a long time the observers of Mars have been disposed to consider these lines as canals dug by the inhab itants of the planet for the needs of their civilization.—Charles Torquet in Metropolitan Maa-azlne. | Beating the Bryans. t By LESTER CORNING. | Copyright, 1907. by C. H. ButcllfTe. lj: "That woman Is baca again," snap ped Mrs. Paulding. Her son smiled. | "That" woman could be none other ! than Mrs. Bryan, tho only person In Glendale who dared challenge Mrs. Paulding's pretensions to social leader- ! ship. "They got In last night," said Fred | mildly. "They had three weeks at the Bhore, two weeks In the mountains and a month In New York. They brought I back a lot of things from there." "And where did you get all this In formation?" demanded Mrs. Paulding ; in icy tones. "Nancy," said Fred promptly. "I met | her down at the postofflce and walked part of the way home with her." "I wish you would remember that I do not like to have you speak to that loud person," said Mrs. Paulding fret fully. "Mrs. Beeman had the audacity to ask at the sewing circle the other afternoon If you were engnged to Nancy." "There doesn't seem to be a chance for such luck," said Fred gloomily as he rose from the table. "Every time I ask her she reminds me how our re- S Bpective mothers-in-law would love us." "Every time?" echoed his astonished : mother. "May I ask how many times you have lowered your dignity by pro- | posing to that impudent girl?" "About u hundred," was the easy re sponse. "One of these days I'll catch ; her off her guard and she'll say 'Yes.' " "I hope I may never live to see the day," said his mother dolefully. "I hope yon do,'" he said with a laugh, as he bent and kissed the tightly compressed lips. "You'd like her, mum sey. If you didn't hate her mother so." Fred slipped out of the room, and his mother could hear the ramble of his "NANCY AND I WBBK MAIiRIKD HALF AN HOCK AGO." laughter as he crossed the broad hall. For a time she sat with compressed lips as she pondered the situation. En til two years before she had queened it over the Glendale set both by virtue of her husband's business and political importance and because of own skill as an entertainer. Then the new pulp mill had been started at the upper dam. and Kenfew Bryan lias brought his family to live in Glendale. From the first the two women had crossed swords. Mrs. Bryan, who had humbly followed other leaders In the city, now asserted her right to the title In the small town, and by the brilliancy of her entertainments she had very nearly wrested social su premacy from her established rival be fore Mrs. Paulding had realized what was going on. Her own entertainments became more ambitious, and for the last year the advantage had lain first with one and then the other. To have Fred fall a victim to Nancy Bryan was the worst blow she had sustained, and had sii« '-nown that Nancy's mother was as fur. 's as she at the turn Af fairs had taken she would have de rived small comfort from that fact. In blissful ignorance of Mrs. Bryan's state of mind, she elected to believe It a move of that designing woman. To add to the disc» -nfort of the sltua- j ♦ Vu T'i d»\r C thn ♦w-* Mrs. Bryan was to celebrate her re turn by a garden party of unusual pre- s tentiousness. A number of her city friends were to make tip a house party, and there was to be dancing on the lawn to the music of an orchestra famous through out the state. • | in toer calmer moments Mrs. I'auld ing would have waited for revenge, but Fred's admission of his love anger ed her so that she lost her usual cau- . tlon and announced a party for the same afternoon and evening. She en gaged a brass band for the promenade 1 music and arranged for a troupe of, Arabian acrobats to perform on the j lawn. Glendale society was shaken to its I foundations, and as each move was ; communicated to the other contestant through the medium of officious friends r tome new feature was added as an off set until it seemed that nothing short of the engagement of a circus could definitely settle the honors. It was in this frame of mind that Mrs. Paulding approached her son. "You know that automobile you wanted," she began at the breakfast table. "I'll get it for you if you can de vise some feature that Mrs. Bryan can not possibly get for her party. That woman has copied every Idea I have originated so far." "Do you give me carte blanche?" he demanded. "Spend as much as you like," she murmured. "Ana you won't ask what It Is until I spring It?" he stipulated. "I promise," she said. "I may rely uiJfen you, Fred?" "For the sensation of the season," he assured, "take heart of grace, mother mine. I am planning to shake Glen dale to Its very foundations." Much relieved, Mrs. Paulding hurried to confide to her dearest friends that she would have a sensation that could not be equaled. This Indue course was communicated to Mrs. Bryan, who | worried much; but, since Mrs. Pauld ing did not herself know the nature of the surprise, she could not betray Fred's plans. The day of the "double header," as Paulding Irreverently referred to It, dawned bright and beautiful, and by 2 o'clock the festivities were under way.' There were circus performances on ; both lawns, and honors seemed fairly even. Mrs. Paulding went about with a smile of confidence upon her face and with skillful references to her sur prise kept curiosity up to pitch. The afternoon passed without the appear ance of the surprise, and the dusk had gathered before Fred disappeared, and word was passed that he had gone to engineer the great event. An hour lat er the Paulding butler sought his mis tress, and slie vanished into the house. She found Fred In the library, and with him was Nancy Bryan. "I want to introduce you to the sen sation," said Fred, with a laugh, as he led the girl forward. "Nancy and I were married half an hour ago." "And this is your surprise?" she gasped. "Could you have a greater one?" he asked. "Every one knows of the ri valry between you and Mrs. Bryan. If you turn your party Into a wedding re ception you'll beat Mrs. Bryan to a standstill. You've been bragging about your surprise. You pretend you knew It was coming all along, and the laugh Is on Mrs. Bryan." For a moment Mrs. Paulding hesi ; fated. In some ways it was a bitter pill to swallow: but, as Fred had j shown her, it was necessary to make the best of the situation. She stepped forward and took the bright faced girl in her arms. "My dear," she said sincerely, "I am j» very glad to welcome my son's wife to her new home. Let us go out on the I lawn. I will introduce you to my friends." She turned toward the door, but paused as down the street there came the sound of a marching band. "What Is that." she asked—"more of the surprise?" Paulding nodded his bead. "It's the people from the Br.vans coining to con gratulate the bride!" he exclaimed. "Mr. Bryan was with us, but went home to tell his wife and Invite the crowd over here. You have swallowed up Mrs. Bryan's party with your coun ter attractions. I guess I've kept my promise, haven't I?" Mrs. Paulding patted the curly head. "You have kept your promise," she agreed. "You have shaken us all to our very foundations." Then, putting on her best smile, she led the way to the piazza to meet Mrs. Bryan at the head of her guests. Standard Time. Primarily for the convenience of the railroad a standard of time was es tablished by mutual agreement in 188."?, by which trains are run and local time regulated. According to this system the United States extending from 65 degrees to 125 degrees west longitude is divided into four time sections, each of 15 degrees of longitude, exactly equivalent to one hour. The tirst (east ern) section Includes all territory be tween the Atlantic coast and an Ir regular line drawn from Detroit to Charleston, S. C., the latter being its most southern point. The second (cen tral) section includes all the territory between the last named line and an irregular line from Bismarck, N. D., to the mouth of the Bio Grande. The third (mountain) section includes all territory l>etwcen the last named line and nearly the western borders of Ida ho, Utah and Arizona. The fourth (Pa cific) section covers the rest of the country to the Pacific coast. Standard time is uniform iusldo each of the" sections, and the time of each section differs from that next to it by exactly one hour. Thus at 12 o'clock noon In New York city (eastern time) the time at Chicago (central time) Is 11 o'clock a. ni. Leprosy, That leprosy Is a contagious disease is unanimously admitted by the best authorities, but the exact manner of its contagion is certainly difHcult to understand. There are many exam ples of persons living for years in the most intimate family relations with lepers and remaining uninfected. And often but one member of the family will acquire the disease. On the other hand, the history of the disease In dif ferent parts of the world shows that It never originates spontaneously, but that its origin can always be traced to human Importation. There are also a very large number of recorded cases where leprosy has resulted from a sin gle contact of an abraded surface with some lesion or secretion of an Infected individual Those apparently contra dictory facts must be explained on the theory that some peculiar inherent pre disposition, which exists only in a lim ited number of individuals, is necessa ry for the development of this strange disease. There Is no reason to l»ellev» that leprosy is a hereditary disease.— Exchange. He Wan an Expert at Figures. After an absence of several years a one time cavalier of a lady called on her. He found her in the company of her three children. "Weil, well!" ho said. "And how old are they?" "Johnny." answered the lady, "is seven, Jullu is five and Maud is two." "Dear m».l" he cried, alarm In his voice "Is It possible time flies lika that? Who would think that you had been marrUd fourteen years?"— Phil adelphia Ledger. The Incentive. •Does yot r' son study Greek In col lege?" "Oh, yes. He's very enthusiastic ovw It" "I thought he didn't care for lan guages T' "He doesn't, &d a rule, but nert year the football team la to have Greek algtala and Harry 1b trying for the 'leven."—Kajsaa City Independent. I <> Making Good "By Epe-f XO. Sargent. Copyright, 1907. by Homer Sprague. I) o Timidly Elda opened the door and flipped into the little low ceillnged room that she bad come to know BO well. Sometimes when the agent was busy she would have to wait for half an hour or so. and the photographs of entertainers with which the wcdfe were covered had come to seem like old friends. Most of all, she liked to stand In front of' a framed check lor $3,000 that had been paid a prima donna of note for singing only thine songs at a society function. It wae evidence that the business of enter taining others did sometimes pay. But there was no time for iooklng«t the pictures today. No one stood toy the agent's desk, and she looked over "IT'S TOVIt TURN NEXT," HE SAID, expecting the Inevitable nod and th« curt: "Nothing doing today. Sorry!"! that had rewarded her pilgrimages. Her heart beat faster as the agent swung brlskl.v around In his chair. "1 thought you would be in, so I did not write," ho greeted. "I have a chance for you. It Is not very much, but it will lead to better things if you make good. The Bow Lake Boat club wants some one to give a few reclta- j tions at an entertainment." lie caught up a pad of paper and passed it to her after he had made a few marks. She glanced 4t the white surface and saw "$15." Carmontelle never spoke fig ures. He always wrote them. "I shall be glad of anything." said Elda gratefully. "It Is very good of you. When is it to be?" "Thursday night. You go out on the 2:10 train. Brynm, enter Miss Testra 1 for the Bow Lake. Come in Thursday morning for the ticket," he added as the clerk made the entry. "You pay j your own fare. It will be $0.40." He turned back to his desk with a nod of dismissal, and Elda went down the stops as though the worn boards 1 were the softest clouds. The dreary wait was over, and her chance had come just as the little fund which rep resented all that was left of her fa ther's estate was dwindling to noth ingness. With her fare and the agent's commission deducted there was not very much left, but still it was a be ginning. and the beginning was what she needed. She spent the three day interval in selecting her repertory. Before her father's death following his bankrupt cy she had been considered clever as an elocutionist and Imitator. Now that she sought to earn her living by her single talent she planned with the ut most care. It was a loug, hot ride to Bow Lake.; She could not afford a seat In the chair car, and the little package of sand-1 wlches was but a poor substitute for a warm dinner in the dining car. Her reception at Bow Lake was still more discouraging. A carriage had been sent for her, but at the clubhouse she sat alone for an hour before th« steward snowed her wtiere to areas, and there was another dismal wait be- j fore she was summoned to the stage. The tiny space back of the curtain was crowded with men and women in evening dress. Some of them she n- j membered having met a few years le fore when she had come north on a visit, but they only stared at her blank ly. They were not looking for ac quaintances in paid entertainers, and no one spoke to her until the stage I manager came rushing up. "It's your turn next." he said. "We only want a couple of little bits, you | know. We have so much of our own talent." He was off again, and Elda took her ( place In the entrance to await the com- i pletlon of the song. Then the stage : manager gave her a slight shove, and j she walked out upon the tiny stage, j She had appeared in public scores of \ times and had never felt the slight- j est degree of nervousness, but now her ! whole frame shook, aud It seemed for a moment as though she would fall. Then the Bea of faces became a blur, and she was no longer afraid of them. After her second selection the thun der of applause'told of the success she had scored, and, faint and trembling, but very happy, she sank down info a seat In a dark corner. No one seemed to notice her, and she missed the little attentions that had always been paid to her. She knew that she had no right to expect them Bow; she was n professional enter tainer, but none the less It hurt. They were passing refreshments to the others, and the sight of the food made her faint. The room seemed sud denly to blur and then grow dark. When she opened her eyes a Rain she was In another room —a comfortable, looking room—and Nell Bradford, an old school friend, was looking down Into her face with pitying eyes. "You are all right now," she said as Elda scanned the face with puzzled glance. "You fainted hack there on the stage, and we brought you here, where we could look after you better. It Is one of the small parlors." "It was the excitement," explained Elda. "You see. It was my professional debut, and it meant so much to me." Nell stroked the thin, trembling band, i "Why didn't you come to us?" she de manded. "We have been back for three months, and we have been looking everywhere for you. Dick nearly feli off his chair when you cam® on the stage." "I did write," explained Elda, "tout there was no answer, and bo many others dropped me that I" "We were in Egypt," explained Nell. "There was some trouble with a cer tain contract, and Dick went to look after It himself and took me with htm. We never dreamed of what was hap pening." "It's all right now," Bald Elda, with a faint, smile. "I have 'made good,' as Mr. Carmontelle would say, and my future Is assured." Nell smiled at the suggestion, and the arrival of a tray with coffee and salad brought the conversation to a halt. Afterward those who had not recognized Klsa Beverly in Elda Tes tra, the entertainer, crowded Into con gratulate her upon her success, and Nell Bradford had hard work to keep her big brother from driving them out again. • But Dick Bradford sat beside Elsa in the antomobile that was carrying them to the summer cottage they had taken for the season, ar.u Elsa smiled at the masterful way In which he plan- : ned for her future. "I'm going to town tomorrow," he said, "and I shall have your trunk brought out. You are going to stay here until you get rested up, and then, if you'll have me, dear, there will bo an entertainment at the boat club to celebrate our wedding." "Are you sure that you really want me?" she asked timidly. "It's uot Just because you're sorry for me?" "Pity!" he echoed, and Nell, sitting in the tonneau, heard and laughed. "lie's been like a bear ever since he found that you were gone," she ex-! plained. "Don't talk about pity to his sister, who has suffered from his moods the last three months. For my sake, Elsa, say 'Yes,' and put mo out of my misery." "For Dick's sake," Elsa whispered contentedly as her hand slipped into his for an instant. "Mr. Carmontelle said that If I made good I might get other engagements, but I did not sup pose that they would be for life." A MAN AND A MOB. The Way Lyon Playfair Handled ths Lancashire Strikers. During the great labor riots in Lan cashire about the middle of the last century the ready resources of Lyon Playfair saved one of the only two mills which remained open at the time. The government was anxious that these two should continue in action, and supplied the workmen engaged with muskets. But a great force of strikers advanced upon oue of the two, and it was obvious that the day was lost. The mob meant to wreck the place. Playfair, who was a friend of the owner, appeared in haste among them, keeping the proprietor out of sight. He put the case frankly to the strikers. The gates of the mill wero closed, but the numbers of the strikers made them irresistible; hence it was of no use their all going in and wreck ing the place. Let a few of them enter the premises, remove the plugs from the boilers, and thus, without damage to the works, secure their stoppage. Even a disorderly mob. bravely met by a man of courage and tact, will listen. So did tills one. Plnyfair's proposition sounded fair, but might not treachery lie behind it? lie immediately put their doubts at rest by offering himself as hostage He would accompany the deputation while the others kept guard over the works. The men agreed, and Playfair strolled off with the men chosen. To gether they went to the boilers and withdrew the plugs. This stopped the works, but did no other dai.iage. While thus engaged Playfair was able to lis ten to the story of the leaders, and found many of their demands most reasonable and such that afterward it was possible readily to concede them. The llttlo party returned from their Innocent wrecking and found the mob honorably preserving order. The sci entist gave them a couple of sover eigns with which the buy food, and they returned him three times three In cheers. There remained only one other mill to close, that at Ciitheroe, and upon this the strikers now marched. Again they were thwarted, but this time not by pacific means, but by the might of the military.—St James' Gazette. SUPERSTITIOUS. General Grant believed in dreams. Nelson, the English naval hero, al ways carried a horseshoe with him Into battle. Von Moltke, the hardy old German general, would never begin a battle on a Friday. Prince Bismarck of Germany would never sit down to a dinner with thir teen at the table. President Davis of the Confederacy believed that the presence of children brought him luck. James G. Blaine would never turn back to re-enter his home even !f he had forgotten something. The father of Nicholas 11. of Russia guided his actions by the advice of an American spirit medium. Admiral Farragut says he used to be guided by a still, small voice which told him what to do in battles. The ameer of Afghanistan, the sul tans of Morocco and Zanzibar and the khedive of Egypt all maintain otlicial astrologers. Not Unspeakable. "Bttf to my mind," said the clerical i tourist from the east, "a plurality of wives is unspeakable." "Iluh," snort ed the good natured Mormon. "I never even heard of one wife that was un speakable."—Philadelphia Press. USED BIBLE AS CIPHER. A Verse From Solomon Told of a Msr. riage Engagement. When she left her home In the small town to come to New York to take up a special course of study her pet sis ter was fast reaching the crisis of a love affair. The pet sister was a most winsome young lady and had long kept a goodly train of suitors a-sighing. Was this affair to be the grand affair? The older sister hoped so, for she liked the young man cordially—thought he was just the sort to make a proper brother-in-law. But the weeks passed, and not a bit of definite news about the progress of the affair did the older sister receive in her city boarding house. She be came anxious. Louise, she thought, must not goon recklessly trifling in such Important matters. Then one night about 10 o'clock, just os she was going to lied, came a tele gram. The servant brought it up. The elder sister was country girl enough to be thoroughly frightened by the pale manlla, black inked envelope. How ominous It looked! At length she gathered courage to open It. This la what she read: Solomon six three. LOUISE. Solomon six three! Whatever in the world! Oh, why, yes, stupid, it of course meant the Song of Solomon, sixth chapter, third verse! But—and her cheeks flushed with shame —she had no Bible! There was n great scurrying about the boarding house to find a copy of the sacred book. The girls were rout ed out In vain. On ail sides the cry arose, "Who's got a Bible?" Just think of the sister trying to sleep that night without knowing what that verse was! It would have been just like a woman to lie down to pleasant dreams, content to know that she eouhl satisfy her cu riosity in the morning— not! The landlady, good soul, came to the rescue. She was no heathen. She had a Bible. Up to her room with it flew the sister and shut the door. Such a turning over of pages by eager, nerv ous fingars! Solomon six three. She found It, and then she cried "Hurrah!" and laughed, for the verse was: I am my beloved's, and my beloved !a mine. —New York Press. THE SPECTER SWIMMER. A Legend of the Sea T!i?t Still > ppeals to Sailors. The sailor as a class still holds fast to the superstitions that have lioen his especial heritage throughout all ages. To him the sea i< still peopled with phantoms. Men there are still rstitious, believes firmly that if you hear the hail of the Swim mer on a dark night at sea and an swer it not woe follows swiftly. New York Herald. The world still has a considerable supply of coal. Germany is credited with L' 80.000,000,000 tons, sufficient to last J,OOO years at the present rate oC consumption; Great Britain and Ira larnl claim 103,000,000,000 tons, with an annual consumption about double that of Germany; Belgium has 28,- 000,000,000 tons, France 10,000,000,000, Australia 17,000,000,000 and Uussia4o,- 000,000,000. North America Is believ ed to have 081,000,000,000 tons—more than the total of the other countries named. It Is the tremendous increase In the use of coal that justifies alarm, for while the supply of the United States would last 4,000 years at the rate of consumption in 1903, it will be exhausted within a century at the rate of increase of the last ninety years continues. No estimate of the coal of other parts of the world can be made, but Asia has an enormous store. slim i A Hellablc TO SHOP Tor all kind of Tin Roofing* Spouting and General Job Work. Stovea, Heaters, Ran«ea, Furnaces, eto. PRICES TAB LOWEST! QOILITI TEE BEST! JOHN HIXSON NO. 1H E. FRONT BT,