MONTOUR AMERICAN FRANK C. ANGLE. Proprietor. Danville, Pa., Oct. I 2 1905. Republican State Ticket. TREASCRER, J. Lee Plutnmer. Hollidaysbnrg. JUDGES OF SUPKRIOR COURT, Charles E. Rice, Wilkes-Barre James A. Beaver. Bellefonte. George B. Orlady, Huntingdon. Republican County Ticket. ASSOCIATE JroGE. Thomas J. Price. DISTRICT ATTORNEY. Ralph Kisner. COM M ISSIONERS. Charles W. Cook. Geo. Rudy SecbleV. AL'DITOR. J. 11. W r oodsiile. IM MATTERS (IFJNTEREST Duriug yesterday afternoon while things were very dull out of doors and the raiu drops pattered dretrily on the window pane a few old timers gather ed around Commissioners' Clerk Horace Blue aud began to talk over old times. Somebody w intod to know what be came of the .leer that used to be kept uu the Court House lawn when tlie ground was euclosed itli a high pick et fence of irou. Another wanted to know how long ago the deer were re moved. Now the genial Commissioners' Clerk is not only an authority on County government, on politics and the laws governing election,hut he al so has a rich fund of other informa tion on baud. Coming hack to the deer, he said, they were an attraction about the Court House until about 1890, wlieu they were sold. Ttiey were there for many years. During the in terval two little fawns were added to the number aud grew up to maturity. In 187ti, the old buck, known as "Colonel," met a tragic death. Thd Btory is a remarkable one, but Horace vouches for lt lt was late iu the fall—the day after the election. The news had just reached the Court House that Samuel J. Tilden was elect ed. It is a tradition that at the very momeut when the result of the elec tion was announced the buck, always contented and at peace at the Court House before, with a single bound leaped out of the giounds and escaped. What may have prompted Uie act is another matter but it is a fact that the big buck oil that day did leap out over the high fence and e-caped to the woods. The old fellow did not enjoy liia freed m very long. The next day he was shot by Clinton Yorks.a farm er of Rush township,who mistook the buck for a wild deer and did not find out his mistake uutil some time later. The deer.it was discovered,had struck the pickets iu trying to clear the fence and had injured himself pretty badly n * m The fair seasou brings into this sec tion of the state au influx of thieves, pickpockets and shoplifters They have beoome a nuisance and a curse, aud the several fair managements ought to orgauize to break up tho business. There is an epidemic of petty thiev ing iu the wake of every fair, merch ants are annoyed and sutler serious loss by the depredatious of shoplift ers, and the insidious pickpocket is a constant menace to those who attend these annual exhibitions. The appre iieusion of a few of them by a force of detectives would tend to keep them away. A move in the right direction has been made,however,by the Blooms burg Fair Association, iu securing the services of two Pinkerton detectives who will be on the lookout for any operations by this d*ss of thieves, ■t at •« One of the fiuest corn crops ever kuown in the State is being husked now, aud farmers are chuckling over ttie immense yield. The corn has all beeu cut and the appearance of the frost did not catch anyona napping. The reports from all over Montour aud neighboring counties are generally of a flue corn crop and other products of the autumn looking well. The apple and pear crops are beating expecta tions in some parts where the fruit dropped and the potato crop is a fine j one. Pumpkins are reported good. VICTIM Of- RAILROAD ACCIDENT DIES Injuries sustained, as the result of a railroad accident, caused the death of Jesse Fetter, aged 21 years, of Win- Held, at the Mary M. I'acker Hospital in Sunburv, Tfte»day night at half past nine o'clock. Fetter had business to transact in Lewlsburg, Tuesday afternoon, and hitched up a colt to make the trip. At the Reading railroad crossing uear Bucknell University, Lewisburg. which point was reached at about half past three o'clock, the colt became fright eued at au approaching passenger train, and Fetter's efforts to control the animal, resulted in both the horse aud driver lauding on the railroad track in front of the engine pilot. The engineer tried to stop the train but the intervening distance was too abort and Fetter wits caught under the wheels, sustaining terri ble]injuries. Both of his legs were ground off, and he was otherwise badly injured. The colt was instantly killed aud the engine was derailed. Fetter was taken to Sunbnry and taken to the Mary M Packer Hospital Iu the ambulance, where he was skill fully attended by snrgcons and nurses, but his injuries were of such a serious nature that their efforts to thwart death were of no avail. The remains were shipped to the home of the victim's parents at Win field, where the funeral will be held on Friday morning at ten o'clock. The Patriotic Order Sous of America of which the deceased was au active member, will conduct the funeral. EXPRESS COMPAfiY ROBBED OF SIOO,OOO PITTSHURG, Oct. 11.—The startl ing discovery was made late yesterday that the Adams Express Company had beeu victimized to the extent of SIOO,- 000, supposedly through the pecula tions of an employe. Tiie following official statement of the affair is given the i>ress for pub lication : "At 4:15 p. m. Monday, October it. a bank of Pittsbrug, Pa., delivered to the Adams Express Company at their office at (5610 Wood street, Pittsbnrg, a package of currency containing SIOO,- 000. Of this amount fSO.OOO was in SIOO bills, SIO,OOO in SSO bills and the remainder, SIO,OOO, in $5, $lO, and S2O bills. The $lO and $- r io bills, issue of the Farmers' Deposit National Bank, of Pittsburg, and the Bank of Pitts burg, N. A., were, in the main, en tirely new; some had been slightly used. The s">, $lO and S2O hills were old currency. The package contain ing this laige sum of money was con signed to a bank in Cincinnati. "This package was received and re ceipted for by Edward George Cuuliffe who was then anting iu the place of ttie regular money clerk, who was ill. "Cuuliffe left the ollice at the usual time last evening aud this morning, when he failed to report for duty, a hurried examination was made of his department and it was learned that about SI,OOO of fuuds entrusted to his care were missing General Agent Hicer, of the Adams Express Com pany,immediately called in dotectives and placed the matter in their hands. Later developments brought to light the fact that in addition to the SI,OOO missing the bank package containing the SIOO,OOO had not been received at the money forwaiding offices at Union station, this city. "Inquiries made at his residence,Bl4 Lucerne street, West End, Pittsburg, showed that Cuuliffe arrvied home at the customary time last evening and, alter changing his clothes, bade his family good-bye, saying to his wife that he was goiug out tor the evening and nothing further lias been heard from him OKAKMKNM ( AX MOT UK II It Kit local applications, as llioy cannot reac u tlie diseased portion of the ear. There Is only one way to cure deafness, aud that Is by con stltutional remedies. Deafness Is caused by an inflamed condition of the mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube. When this tube gets inflamed you have a rum hi ing sound or im perfect hearing, and when it ts entirely clog ed deafness is the result, and unless the In flammation can betaken out and this tube restored to its normal condition, bearing wi be destroyed forever; nine cases out >ftenare caused by catarrh,which is nothing but an in flamed condition of the mucous services. We will One Hundred Doll rs for any case of I leafness (caused by catarrh) t hat can not be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Send or circulars, free. Hold by Druggists, price 75c. p.-r bottle Hall's Kanitlv Pills are the besi No New Cases, But Two Deaths Yesterday NANTICOKE, Oct. 11.—The epi demic at this place seems to be getting under control as there wore no new cases reported today There were two (1 adis reported but they Were of long stauding when admitted. Cue of the patients was iu a hopeless condition when taken in a few days ago. John Sy/.manski and Stanley Tauna, these as stated above were old cases when admitted, are the deaths reported. Nicholas Horn was admitted today but this case also is old, having been affected over three w< eks. This leaves tho epidemic without a reported case for the last thirty-six hours. Dr. Johnson, in an interview today, expressed the most sanguine hopes that the dread malady has been checked. The doctor emphasized the fact that the epidemic had taken a good hold when lie took charge and that it takes time to wipe out a contagion that had bet n allowed to flourish so 1 Jtig. TRACKMAN WAS PAINFULLY WOUNDED Painfully wounded by a revolver' bullet, Charles Richards, a Philadel phia aud Reading track walker, was found along Blue Hill above tlie North umberland bridge by a south bound freight crew. The victim was taken to the Sun bury Hospital, where the wound was dressed by the surgeons m charge. While the wound is quite painful. 110 serious results are anticipated. Much mystery seem to surround the shooting, a number of different stories as to how it occurred being afloat. The victim and his wife, who was formerly Ida Dellaven, affirm that it was an accident. They both say that Richards was handling the revolver when it wa* accidentally discharged. Members of the train crew who dis covered the body of Richards say that the womati. who was the only other person 011 the scene at the tune, re marked that she had tieen on a little fishing expedition with the victim, that only a little accident had happen ed. Other f-tories which are stoutly deni ed by both parties, hint at a quarrel between tlie two. BRITISH SHII* SUNK BY FLOATING MINI; ToKIO, Oct. 11. A telegram fiom Moji says that the British steamer Lelio struck a floating mine 011 Sept ember ninety miles east, nf the Shantung light hoase, and was sun'; Fifteen of her passengers and crew ate missing, two of whom are European engineers. The German steamers Kinstruv and Hans Wagner were seized by the Jap anese yesterday oIT Fusan and Nishitn respectively. The steamers were hound for Vladivo-itoK and it is all< gfd were carrying contraband of war. Slll i t 11--I >ieh I. Miss Blanche Diehl and Boy Smith, both of Anthony township, were mar ried Monday by Rev. (J. <». Kunfcle at his home on Bloom road. MAHONING CHURCH REOPENED | Continued from First Page. | God in three persons, blessed Trinity." Then followed the redodicatory prayer and an anthem, " Te Denm. " The Twilight Song Service, the full program of which was printed in these columns Saturday morning, took place at 15:4.) o'clock and proved to bo a v«ry inspiring feature of the day. At 7 :30 o'clock the memorial ser vice was held. Aft-r a prelude,"Lead Kindly Light," hymn No. 594 was sung. The scripture lesson was read afti r which au anthem, "Weary of Earth" was rendered by the choir. Prayer was followed by a bass solo, 'Wl.eu the Mists Have Cleared Away,' by Mr. Miller. The memorial address was delivered by Kev. Robort L Stewart, 1). D , of Lincoln University, who was a former pastor of Mahoning Presbyterian church. It was a most able discourse and was listened to with the keenest interest by the large audience present} The text was taken from Rev. 14: 13: " Yea saitli the spirit that they may rest from their labor; and their works do follow them " After some very beautiful in troductory remarks explanatory of the text and showing its application Hev. Stewart said: "We are here to night , my friends, to do honor to the memory of two eminent and highly esteemed servants of Jesus Christ- William E. Ijams and Alexander B. Jack. Tlie history of this time honored church, in which they ministered in succession as pastors, is the record for the most part of the silent congrega tion, larger by far than that which worships here today, whose wcrk goes on while themsevles are resting from their labors. Six of the faithful pas tors of this church are numbered with the silent congregation. Beginning with the first their names are: John Boyd Patterson,Robert Ounlap,David M. Holiday, John W. Yeomans,Will iam J. Ijams and Alexander B. Jack. I am glad to note that a beautiful and enduring tablet has been placed with in these walls to commemorate ttie ahlo and the eminently successful ministry of Dr Yoemans. This 1 un derstand is the gift of a number of the older members of the congrega tion, who tenderly loved him and re vere his memory. The beautiful tab let of hrouzt which we dedicate to night bears the honored name of Will iam E. Ijams and Alexander B. Jack, whose united term of service extended from May 20. 1805 to the 28th of June, 1871 Mr. Ijtins was tin successor of Dr. Yeomans. lie came to this charge as the licentiate of the Presbytery of Huntingdon. In this house of wor ship about ten years after its erection lie was solemnly set apart to the office of the gospel ministry ami here with the hearty enthusiasm of young man hood he entered upon the work to which lie had been called and assign ed. In his brief ministry extending over a p.'rind of less than three years the cll,i rll enjoyed a precious season of revival and was greatly prospered. The records of the church show that ninety-two persons— sixty-seven nu confession of faith and rwinty-five by certificate -were received into the communion of the church while un der his care. Mr. Ijams entered upon his ministry in this place at a time of uuusual difficulty, distraction and strife. The cruel war, which had stirred the feelings of ruen to the low est depths and in this as in many other cominunitos had arrayed brother against brother in church and society, was drawing to a close, that as yet the great armies which deferred the government hail not beeu disbanded. There was a restless feeling in the air; the demoralization of a great and a long continued war was apparent on every hand and spirituality iu the church was at a very 1 w ebb. In this trying hour the voice of the vouug preacher rang out clear and strong in the interest* of righteous ness and peace. He voiced without fear or favor the old call which once echoed and re-echoed among the rocks of the wilderness of Judea: "Repent, Ye, for the Kingdom ot Heaven is at Hand." After awhile hearts that had long beeu hardened began to melt, ears that had been heavy, dull and almost closed to the gospel call were opened; brethren whioh had long been alienated by strife, sought each other in brotherly hand clasp and from young people iu the Sabbath School and from older persons in tlie public as semblage was heard the low thrilling cry: "Men and brethren. What must we do to he saved?" There were others, also, who at heart perhaps were loyal to Christ, but as yet had never acknowledged Him as their Savior and Master, who under tho leadership of this young pastor took their stand boldly on the Lord's side. There is oue here to night who with bet husband stood be fore the pulpit with this number of witnesses for Christ tow fioui the memory of that pastor is very precious Toher, acting as tin representative of tin we are all indebt ed for the gift of this memorial tab let. Through her generous gifts and loving iniuistrie* in the Master's name she is known to us all and I forbear to mention her name tonight. This, however, I crave the privilege of saying as au illustration of my text that by reason of her loyal helpful ser vice extending through many years the work of this pastor and of others who have succeeded hi in has been made easier, better, broader, more en dining, and there are other voices be cause of these gitfs and ministries are repeating the message of redeeming grace today in this laud and in far away lands beyond the s' as iu the I lace of those who have finished their course and entered upon their rest. Conjoined with the name of Will iam K. Ijams in honorable mention and grateful remembrance is the name of his immeliate successor, Alexander B. Jack. He was born and reared in Scotland and was a son of the manse. His father, the l!ev. Dr. Alexander Jack, ot iihn Dur, Scotland and his grand father, Rev Dr Robert Jack, of Manchester, England, were famous preachers in their day and without doubt Mr. .la'-k received through he- reditary channels the rare gift ot eloquent speech, which made him so ! acceptable and 80 widely known. lie was graduated from the Universities of Glasgow ami Kdinhnrgh. 11 >■ completed his coarse >n this country and was licensed to preach in IH.y.i. His first pastoral charge was in New burg on the'Hiidson. He entered u| - oti his duties as pastor elect ot tlie Mahoning churcli on the second Sab bath of Jan. 18<>9. There are some to night who can reoa'l the tall form, inimitable manner and sharjilv defined classically moulded face of this he lov ed pustor. He was a man of striking >ndividuality. He was deeply sympa thetic by nature, generous to a fault and possessed a winsome personality which attracted to himself a wide cir cle of admirers and friends. In the pulpit the originality of his concep tions and ths brilliant imagery in which he clothed them at once at tracted attention. He sought the wide range of the cniverse iu his search for fitting symbols and striking illur tiatious of the truth he wished to con vey aud impress upou the minds of his hearers. Gifted with a bold vivid imagination and inbnd with the very spirit and essence of poetic fancy aud farvor he frequently rose to sublime heights of eloquent speech and always sustained the interest of his theme, which his introduction had aroused tc the very end. "One is astonished," says a con temporary writer, at the ease, fluency and extieuie rapidity with which his illustrations fell upon the ear, all rounded aud polished like stones of a lapidary Sotun of these are so perti nent and yet so ablaze with the cor uscations of genius and poetry, that his hearers bear them away, refer to thrni agaiu aud again." In his gifted son, Robert Homier .lack, a child of the Mahoning manse, Alexander B. Jack has a worthy suc cessor. May his lift- long be spared to preach with the sweetness aud pow er, which characterized his address this morning the glorious gosp I of the Son of God, which iu due cour>e froui father to son through four gener ations has hem committed to his trust My friends, the memorial tablet we set up to night in honor of these de parted servants of Jesus Christ—beau tiful, appropriate, tndnring a< it is— belongs nevertheless to the things of time,those things which one day snail pass away. At best it is only a type, I a reminder, of another tablet of itu perishable remen braiice, written he ' foie Hiui for those who amid abound ; ing evils, defections, opjio-»iri»>ris and trials, feared the Lord and thought upon His name. May God give to each ! of n« a place on that enduring record iof loving obedience and faithful s ▼ice." HZ ! The sermon was followed by the on | veiling of the tablet, after which the j ctioir tendere 1 an anthem, "Crossiug ) the Par." Hymn No. Ttf'.t was follow (d with benediction To Stop Illegal Liquor Sales. TAHAQUA, Oct. II -For the past ] week detectives from Philadelphia I have bi en 111 Tamngna, the Panth r 1 Creek Valley and adjoining territory, presatnibly at the instigation of the Panther Creek Valley Ministerial As sociation. This body is determined to break up Sunday liquor Killing and selling to minors or intoxicated per sons. While most licensed places are closed throughout tins territory on Sundays, it is claimed that the detec tives secured incriminating evidence against a number of dealers. Huge Porkers These. Thomas Cain, of Lime Kidge, has killed a porker that weighed just 321 pounds. He has thn e more to be kill ed in the near future any one of which will tip the scales at over 100 pounds. Although his arm was badly crush ed John Toner,a driver boy,in amine, absolutely refused to allow Pittston hospital physicians to amputate it, and lock-jaw set in and he died. Soar Stomacli No appetite, losj of strength, ner roua ness. headache, constipation, bad breath, j-neral debility, sour risings, and catarrh of >Aar* Kolo ursd mo and wo are ticv.- ualng It In mtlk lor c*t>y." Ko bv € C). D**/.TI aU' . For -ale by Pnnles i• hi aud j MiRS Sophia H. Bartlow. both of An- I hoiiy township, were united in mar-! tiag« by Rev. W. Pel! To Cure a Cold in One Day Take Laxative Broino Quinine Tablets. (V/// every I A PLEA FOR (iOOPPIE IT IS A WHOLESOME FOOD IF IT IS PROPERLY MADE. The CniNl Shonlil He of U nfrr-lika TllinitefcN mill f'riKp mill 1 Inky. I-'lve Hales to fl.- Observed In the Muklnfs o( u I'erfe«-t I'ie. Although food theorists nnd food cranks have varying opinions us to the wholesomeness of certain foods, they one and all agreo In denouncing plo. It is the one dish most ardently con demned, and yet the ouo dish most universally liked—at least by Amer icans. Still, notwithstanding the bad reputation pie enjoy®, it Is a whole some dish If properly made. In making It the average housewife rolls out a heavy, sodden crust, and then spreads it iu a thick. layer orer the bottom and sides of a pie plate. She forgets to rub this crust with the white of egg and Immediately puts in Uie tilling of custard, fruit or mince meat, whose juices will later soak into the crust, making it still more sodden. She then covers tlie pie, perhaps, with another layer of this thick pastry anil puts it in an oven that is not hot enough. The oven should bo so hot that the pastry will brown before;the butter in It has barely a chance to melt. The crust will then be crisp. Another reason why pies are so uni versally disapproved Is tlwit they are nearly always made with lard, or half lard and half butter. Lard should never be used in a pie or, In fact, in any dish. An eminent physiologist In a leading university says that "lard is the bane of American cookery ami is fit for no stomach except a pig's." A tiny bit of lard inn batch of bread may be excusable, but even then butter Is bet ter. All pie crust, of course, should be of wafer-like thinness. Not only are prop erly made crusts harmless, but some popular fillings are exceedingly whole some. What, for instance, could bo better than a custard or a pumpkin tilling? The latter Is, as a rule, only a custard rich in eggs, with nn addi tion of pumpkin and a few spices, which are aids to digestion. Without doubt all pies should be eaten In moderate portions, especially by delicate persons, but this rule ap plies to any dish. Even cream Is not good for persons under certain condi tions, yet no one but a crank would deny It to a person In good health. Many food faddists expect healthy people to live dally on an Invalid's diet. There are five rules to observe In the making of a perfect pie. First, rub the undercrust with the white of an egg before putting in the lilllng to pre vent It from soaking Into the pastry; second, bake It In tho hottest of,ovens; third, place It In the lower half of the oven at first agnlnst the bottom, later removing It to the upper shelf; fourth, always place crust in the refrigerator to become thoroughly chilled and hard before filling aud baking It; fifth, pound the pastry well until It Is filled with air spaces. Volumes could be written on the cor rect treatment of pastry. Any of the recipes In standard cookbooks will'do, however. If a few details are carried out A marble board is an ideal arrange ment for rolling pastry. A current household magazine suggests that the hideous marble tops of old fashioned tables might be fitted r.p for tills pur pose. Smooth, eveu pie crust is an abomina tion, and yet many housekeepers think that is the proper way to havo It, and sometimes they will even be heard to complain when by accident their pio crust is rough and almost breaking into wafer like flakes. This flakiuess is, however, the proper condition of pastry. Pies as a rule are better adapted to a winter than a summer diet, because of the butter, which makes tliein too rich for warm weather faro. Fruit pies, however, are good at all seasons, and there are few things more attrac tive than huckleberry and other fruit pies even in tlie hottest dog days. There aro also many good cold meat pies which are welcome at picnics. When preparing a chicken or meat pie It la always better to add a little baking powder to the regular rule for ordinary pie crust. Add one cup of butter to every two cups of Hour (pastry flour). Then chop together In a wooden bowl, with an ordinary old fashioned chopping knife, until tlio mixture Is broken Into small bits the size of peas. Add half a cup of Ice water. Mix with a knife, then beat and turn and beat and turn until the whole Is smooth, but full of light ness. This pounding and turning Is better If done upon a marble board In a cool storeroom or cellar. Never touch the pastry witU a spoon or the hand, but with a knife; then put It where It will become ice cold and hard before rolling It out. There are several variations to this rulo which can do no harm. If baking powder Is wanted, add a teaspoonfui to this amount of flour and butter.— New York Tribune. Seeking Safety In Numbers. Dr. It. J. Raid win, secretary of the Southern Educational conference, pat- j ted a little Mobile colored boy on the head. "This little boy," he said, '"failed In an examination last week. It was an examination on the Bible, and the tlrst question the teacher asked was, 'How j many commandments are there?' "Tlie little boy thought awhile, and then he answered, 'A hundred.* "'A hundred! No, of course not,' said the examiner. "That will do for you.' "And the little boy went out sauly. He had failed. "But he hung about (lie building, and In a half hour another boy appeared. He was on tlie way to the examinat* in too. He asked the boy who had failed what questions had been put to him. and the unhappy failure answered: "'The teacher wanted to know Ik,w many commandments there were. What wiil you - tj when he asks y v >u that ?' " 'l'll say ten,' was the reply. The boy who hail failed laughed loud nnd long. "'Ten!' he i rfiMl. 'Well, just try him with your tei I tried h: i wilh a bun dred and h< wasi.'t satisfied.'" -Ch» elnnatl Enquirer. a 9 J® *% '• Wal t'p votir h cr. Cure I \ \IE ' Get rid AVCIS M^n^M Want youi ■«' NG HANTS DYE & DCS 1 * » • s ADAPTABILITY. Adaptability's sails are set to catch any wind that blows. To the man with adaptation an emer gency Is an opportunity. Adaptability Is the ability to adapt yourself quickly to unexpected condi tions. The bankrupt law Is meant as an asylum for men who arc without adapt ability. When one plan fails the man with adaptation has forty nine untried oth ers wait inc. Adaptability is always ready, Is nev er taken lit a short. Is the great light ning change artist and often turns hopelessness into victory. A general in battle, a statesman in oflice or a financier handling large en terprises without the ability to reudily adapt himself to suddenly changed con ditions is a misfit. From < 'ent I'er Cent. Ill* llrnnil of Hlrria. Nearlv every man, woman or child who goes t > Jefferson <"ity pays a visit to the penitentiary, for, though a gloomy, forbidding place, it has a strong interest. While acting as as sistant city counselor Jacques Harvey was at the capita) on some legal busi ness and wandered up to look over the "pen." He Joined a party making the rounds, one member of which was a little girl. She became interested in the convict who handles the revolving cage tin.; lets visitors In and out, aud stopped to ualk to hint: " "Ho you flal it dull here, sir?' she said. " "Indeed I do, miss,' tl e convict an swered. "'Still.* said the child, 'tin* singing of the t»il s helps t>> relievo the monot ony, doesn't it V " 'Siiß'ing of the birds?' said the cou vict in a pu*:cled voice. '" 'Yes,' said the little girl. " "What birds?* asked the man. "The well meaning but IgnortiT.t chiM with a hopeful smile replied: " "Hie little Jail birds. They must be a g.-ea 1 comfort to you.''"—Kansas City Indep n lent \ I.j«m verN |>r. There I; n criminal lawyer in an east era city wh », rather against his In cllnatioti, recently was called upoa to undertake the defense of a man ac cu el of gross lueach of trust In em bezzling from a poor woman the entire amount of h-r savings. The lawyer culled upou the prisoner for the purpo'-e of eliciting facts upon which to base his side <>f the case. "First of all." said the advocate, "tell ni" whether you really embezzled the s2,Of*)." "To tell you the truth," replied the accused, "I did." "And of that sum how much have you left?" "Just ?1."0." Win reupon the lawyer, as he rose to go, remarked, "I shall, of c > :rse, re quire that you pay me a retainer." "And how rnu h will that be?" ai:nd covered by a wait er !n dan g attendance upon the guests in a restaurant In Christiania. The wait' • 1 •! provided himself with a pedometer before starting his work. According t > his calculations, he took rather him' r Pf'.WO steps, covering some thirty even miles, between 8 a. in.and 1.30 a. m. Working (and walking) four days a week, he calcu lated that 1 ■ covered more than 7,000 mile: in a j .:. which would seem to show that Sv.' li h waiters take their work very seriously, unless, Indeed, the pedometer was "fast." Westminster Gazette. rrfKf'illlfril GrnMCn. Grasses n ,y he crystallized as fol lows: Place a saucepan partly filled with water on the stove and in it dis solve enough alum to make It of suf ficient density to bear an egg. Let this b ill. Take off the saucepan and lay your grass, {dried and tied In bunches to suit the fancy i in the water. When the water i perfectly cold lift out the bouquets ai d you will find them a mass of beautiful crystal. ('AnrorniiiK Srn«lrkne«R. Two congressmen, discussing the dis comforts of travel, happem-d to branch off onto the subject of seasickness. One of them said: "Talk about seasickness, the fellow that traveled with me on my last Euro pean trip heat anything I ever met In all of my experience before. I tried all sorts of remedies on him, but without avail. He kept repeating. 'Oh, I uiu so sick, I am so sick.' "Finally I cried out, 'Can't you keep anything o- your stomach?' "'Only my hands, Tom, only my hands." "—Harper's Weekly. Matrimony mill Th .Mil off*. Matrimony should end all doctrinal quibbles. If the '1)1111 happen to be born 11 pagan and the woman some thing else, let them compromise their difference; a:i-l become, ls>th of them, of the same failli. Let thetn cast lots If there lv no other way. From"The T'.isli ip's Nil cc," by Geo! ;*e 11. I'lcnrd 5| TELEGRAPHERS msmmm* NEEDED \ll nually,to tiil (In new tuition* created l»> liaiiroati and IVI« irr aph ( u-i pan lev \\V w.iiii Vn|lN(i M K.N and 1/AIMK> of good hahlts, to LEARN TELEGRAPHY ; ND R R ACCOUNTING We furnish 7."> per cent. oft la* t ♦ Tutors and station Atflnt* in Aimncn. l>ur*i\ schools an- tin large*! • se:ii»i\e Telegraph Schools in the World. Kntah.i*lc d -it* >•*.»r* ami «*i dor>cd by all leading ICailwi-y offi cials, \\ •• t \cc tc a -» I'.ond to every student tofuinisli him or her a ponltion paying from flu to "liii a month instate- ea*t -f the Kock v Mountains ».r troni * »to?hm a nonth in »taUs w»*t oft lie Kockle*, iin ii»« ! it* IN upon graduation. sttali i u c.,n •■liter at any time. No va cation*. I <»r lull particulars regarding any of . i r schools write direct to our c\e -I.i 1v • ottn « at « ineiniiH* I, U. ( atalomie free. Tin? SohooS of Telegraphy. I ati, Ohio. 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