0-»0«0" ■»•<>•"©•• CO'O'O'OO *o*-o I RUNNING Of A i I MUDLARK O "By Curran 0 A 'Richard Creenley (J) y ...Coy right IWJU, by T. C. McClurt... 0 0-*0»0«0-0»0- OO'O'O'O-O 6 "Mudlark" Jim resented the derisive title and was tilled with a longing to full upon and rend the line of grinning stable boys who yelled and hooted as Joe led Bareshanks out for his exer cise. The shabby blanket flapped around the gaunt legs, and the bald Bo uian nose was stretched to its far thest as Bareshanks sniffed at the wet morning. Out in the east a rim of sick ly yellow barred the sky. Jim scram bled up, and they went slowly out on the track to the accompaniment of "Hayrack!" "Ki-yi! (let on to de moonshine tru his ribs;" • Three legged skate!" and a chorus of groans. Jim's thin little arms went around the bony neck, while a tear trickled a white line down the grime on his cheek. The keen wind cut through the lad's jacket, and the little hand; that gripped the bridle were blue with cold. Underneath the track was already sticky. As Jim turned into the field, where later the little red Hag would mark the course from one ugly ditch to another. Bareshanks laid down to his work. The slippery turf slid away from ui.der his great hoofs in a green glimmer as t! ey rose from hurdle to hurdle. Over and over the course weut Bare shanks and Jim, while at the stables, in the on yof Mayer Bros.' quar ters, a i.i.ui stood peering through field glasses at the brown blur that swept IT -und the ti Id. I. i si pped to the ground, the sweat |ou:ing froi'i horse and boy alike. Joe, his sulky fa • hid under the peak of his cup. gave him a sly glance as he blanketed th.- horse and led him in side. Jim turned with a question in his eyes to the man who stood pulling his gray mustache and looking away into space. .lim twitched his sleeve, and he looked down into the small, pinched face its very eagerness ren dering it thinner and more pathetic, and answered the unspoken query. "Yes; he'll do. In for a penny, in for H pound: but if he fails I'll see that you get back to the old farm, all right." "And him" Jim pointed to where the bony nose showed through the open door. The man laughed shortly. "A bullet through his ngly head." The boy shrank back and slipped through the door. I n perceived, he curled down in the straw almost at the feet of Bareshanks, who munched contentedly at his provender. Other eyes had watched that morning gallop. Joe, the grooin. had finished the rubbing down when, with an eye on the silent figure outside the door, he (matched from its nail the bridle that Bareshanks must wear In the coming race, drew a bottle of colorless liquid from his pocket and poured a few drops over the bit. Bright eyes watched from the shadow of the feed box, and when Joe, his work done, disappeared Jlnt Jerked the bridle down and studi ed It. There was not the slightest scent. lie hung the bridle back again and resumed his place between th • horse's legs, a look of owlish gravity on the queer, puckered, old young face. The hours wore on. Over on the track, where a drizzling rain 'ell stead ily, men went up and down in mackin toshes. Women in short skirts gathered in knots upon the grand stand, their eyes fever bright with excitement. The crowd grew steadily. Out there, where the little red flags, like points of flame, marked the zigzag of the hurdles, the old wagon drawn by the gray work horse stood loaded with the net, and a scurry of boys blew hither and thither In the wake of the different owners. There had been wild work when Joe essayed to lead Bareshanks out. An old rope halter hung where the bridle should have been. Joe turned ashy. Jiiu stuck like a bur to Bareshanks and trailed at his heels in his patched and stained jacket, a mere apology for owner's colors. Neither horse, owner nor jockey was a favorite on the Downs. True to the primeval Instinct, the rout was hostile to the shabby en tourage. Nevertheless there was no open affront. Landon evidently pos sessed some kind of a pull with Mayer Bros.; hence his occupancy of oue of their stalls and the grudging attend a nee of Joe. Jim was ready to mount Bareshanks when the boll tapped, but as he passed the grand stand, still clinging to the old rope halter, the crowu yelled and rose as a man. Off with the saddle and the weighing done, they were mounted again and filed before the grand stand, Bare shanks' ugly head reared above his fellows. Then as they would have pass ed Into the field a voice from the Judges' stand halted them: "What's the matter with that boy on No. 5? That's no bridle. Where'd he get that halter V" All eyes turned on Jim, who wheeled Bareshanks and rode to the front of the judges' • nd. while up In the front row a man shook his list at him and cursed savagely. The small figure straightened in the saddle and, with an appealing glance nt the wall of faces, pulled a bridle, bit and all. from the breast of his Jacket. An intense silence fell as the childish treble rang out: "Boss, here's the bridle right enough, but I'd ride him with notbin' but a rope halter to Jericho before I'd let it go in his mouth. You can't smeil uothin", en you can't see nothin' But I was settin' down in the corner en o-sayln' notliin' when that black devil poured somethln' out of a bottle all ■ over it, en when he was gone I just up en swiped it. en I hain't let goof It since. You can see for yourself." And with a sure aim he hunched the bridle and flung It to the judge. At the lad's first word there had been u commotion down there among tne crowd of grooms in the paddock. A lithe, black form darted across the •course and made for the outer gate. A dozen men seized him at once and then held their breath for the next move in the play. Old Colonel ('ant well, the judge, stood up and waveu ror siienee. "Bring h;ui another bridle 111 take care of this one. Now get to the post." Jim settled in the saddle. Ahead of him the little flags danced in the wind and rain. Or prison's Black Ser aph wheeled into Bareshanks. and at the "nd of the line Morgan's Timl»er Wolf pluag'-d aad reared. Three times the red flag fell, three times they strag gled back to the post. Then red down, yellow down and a whir of black, bay sorrel and gray swept away, n ise and nose, with the rain adrip on flesh of ■scarlet and blaze of gold. "Mudlark!" "Old Skate!" It rang in his ears o!i the whistle of the wind. The first hurdle Jim felt the long body gather itself, and they were over, l a ug the Black Seraph a balk er adrift in the field. Timber Wolf led by a head i here were only four now. Jlui grinned ana mrenoci a little for ward as Bareshanks' great hoot's gripped the slippery grass. (Jrant's Derrydown was second, the I«stride of English hunters showing its mettle from great-grand sire to son, Maxtou's Ked Uuin and Long's Wild Irishman nose and nose with Bareshanks. l'[i the slope and over the second hurdle, the great shoulders working with a mighty come and go, Bareshanks forged on. while the Wild Irishman dropiM'd in a heap to scramble out with a wrenched fore leg. Jim laughed aloud as they swept the turn. The third he had studied it well and knew the rotten hank, where the Timber Wolf landed, struggled a moment and slid down, his fore lighting the air. The}' were close together now, Herry down lir.st by a shoulder length. Bare shanks next, his ugly, lean head stretched out, with red nostrils wide aflare, and Bed Uuin straggling a sorry third. Over—over again. They had made the round once and for the second time had passed the tirst three hurdles. Bareshanks crept up a few inches on the home stretch, leaving Bed Uuin a dozen yards in the rear. The last hur dle lay before them, osage and black thorn with an ugly stretch of water beyond. .Urn's tense little hands crept up closer to the bit as he poured (!od knows what prayers and promises into the two ears that lay to the big. ugly head lie felt the great muscles stitT en. the bunching of those awkward looking legs, the surge of the heart be neath the gaunt ribs up over—flash — whir—and the sea of faces rose and surged in the billow of sound as the bald Uoman nose was thrust under the wire, winner l»y a neck's length. From the stand above men came down hand over hand, men poured in from the pit, and the shrill clamor of excited women's voices shrilled above the dull roar of the crowd. Jim slid from the saddle and went to the block, staggering under its weight, his slen der body all a-qulver, then back to sit motionless, enduring, until the moment when Bareshanks, swathed in his shabby blanket, stood the center of the stables' attention and envy, and he awoke and lived again, his arms around the brown neck, his face buried in the scanty mane. There could be no question of a bullet in the head of the winner of the Montgomery steeple chase. WAYS TO ADVERTISE. The Wtaae Man May Kanlly Se<- Whlota In the Ufit Method. If you have goods to sell, advertise. Hire a man with a lampblack kettle and a brush to paint your name and number on all the railroad fences. The cars go whizzing by so fast that no one can read them. to be sure, but perhaps the obliging conductor would stop the train to accommodate an in quisitive passenger. Have your card in the hotel register by all means. Strangers stopping at hotels for a night generally buy a cigar or two before they leave town, and they need some inspiriting literary food besides. If an advertising agent wants your business advertised in a fancy frame at the depot, pay him about 200 per cent more than it is worth and let him put it there. When a man has three-quarters of a second in which to catch a train he invariably stops to read depot advertisements, and your card might take his eye. Of course the street thermometer dodge is excellent. When a man's lin gers and ears are freezing or lie is puff ins; and "phewing"' at the heat is the time above all others when he reads an advertisement. Have thousands of little dodgers printed and hire a few boys to dis tribute them. You've no idea how the junk dealer and paper and rag man will respect you. A boy with a big placard on a pole is an interesting object on the street and lends a dignilied air to your estab lishment. Hire about two. Advertise. on a calendar. I'eople never look at a calendar to see what day of the mouth it is. They merely glance hurriedly at it so as to be sure that your name Is spelled with or without a "p," that's all. But don't think of advertising in a well established, legitimate newspaper. Not for a moment. Your advertise ment would be nicely printed and would find its way into all the thrifty households of the region, where are the farmer, the mechanic, the tradesmen in other lines and into the families of the wealthy and refined, all who have articles to buy and money with which to buy them, and it would be read and pondered, and people would come down to your store and patronize you and keep coming in increasing numbers, and you might have to hire an extra clerk or two, move into a larger block and more favorable location and do a big ger business, but of course It would be more expensive—and bring greater profits.—Detroit Free Press. I''or Their Stomach*' Sake. Sunday scliool treats must come round oftener in England than in the United States, for the dean of Bristol has in cluded in his book, "Odds and Ends," many stories of the hold of such fes tivities on the juvenile heart and stom ach. The hand of a small boy wavered for an instant over a plate of cakes before he took one. "Thanks," he said, after his momentary hesitation, "I'm sure I can manage it if I stand up." Another boy, still smaller, who had stuffed systematically, at last turned to his mother and sighed: "Carry me home, mother; but, oh, don't bend me!" The average boy in Yorkshire knows why he attends these feasts and does not relish being furnished forth scan tily. A solicitous curate approached one who was glowering mysteriously. "Have you had a good tea?" the curate asked. "No," said the boy, in an aggrieved tone, laying his hand on his diaphragm. "It don't hurt me yet." lion to Cook I'rnum, When prunes are served they should fall apart from the stones and be very tender In order that the prunes should reach the perfection of tenderness It is better to soak them in cold water for twenty four hours before cooking. First they should 1M? washed thoroughly in scalding water, then put to sunk. After the soaking they may be boiled witii sugar, not too much, or they may be soaked a second twenty-four hours in milk and then served with hon<*y. Honey is always better with cream than sugar Is. All Ain L»2l iouw WOIIIIIII. "My grandmother was an awful a in bitious woman," said a native of a well known Island oft the coast of Maine, "and when she was dying and the doc tor had told her she had only about an hour to live she asked her daughter to bring her some green apples. She sat up in bed and pared two panfuls of theiii and then 'ay back with a satis fled sigh 'Well.' said she. 'l'm deter mined that the folks that come to my funeral K !l have enough apple sas9 for OII< >* "'"'it 'nej.'" l.ipp'lieott'S. IN APRIL, 1776 This epistle read, Jaffrey Warrell ad dressed to "Ye Taverne of ye Belle aud Ilaude lu ye Town of Boston:" My Suete and Noble Lover 'Tis much? that >e would of mo, and tho' fain 1 would pleasure you in al!e thyngs—yet thys 1 fear cannot be, that I should betray my countrie. Yet will 1 meet thee tomorrow nighte at thys place ye tpeake of. Till then adieu! Ever thy sweetinge, April ye 18, 177«. AVMAWELI.*. "Ho, mine host Peter!" cried Jaf frey. " "l'is in my mind to tarry to uight with you. See to it that a bed be well aired, I beg, and look kindly to Fairface, my mare. She is gravel lame, methinks." With these words he walked away into the town, leaving the hostlers to do his bidding. Not till late did he return, and then in a peij-jirbed mood. So quietly did he enter his chamber that the men in the next room heard him not nor ceas ed In their loud talking. But Jaffrey paid little heed to them, thinking them some noisy topers, till a word caught his ear, and that word was "Anna belle." Then a look not good to see settled upon his face, and nearer to the wall he crept and listened. "Anthony, why art such a poltroon?" angrily exclaimed one of the speakers. "I tell you this coup must be success ful, and surely we are not in such good odor with the commander that we can afford to let slip any opportunity. More over," he added, "the girl Annabelle will aid us." "Think you the jade is faithful?" de manded another. "Meseenis she look too fairly 011 yonder puppy, Warrell." "Pshaw, but she dupes the poor fool!" said the tirst. with a hoarse luugh. "She said as much herself." Warrell, on the other side of the wall, gritted his teeth in his rage and felt frantically for his rapier. "Then reveal your plan, De Lacy," growled a third impatiently. "Time flies, and tomorrow is soon here." "Briefly, then, it is to seize about twoscore of the chief farmers and hus bandmen of Lexington and Concord as hostages, then demand a general sur render under threat of executing our prisoners. This will effectually put down the trouble which is brewing in the quarter and at the same time do us a world of good with Cornwallis. To morrow we will act. Are ye agreed?" "We are," returned the others. As the conversation ceased Warrell turned away, and immediately the rumble of a carriage and the hoof beats of galloping horses sounded on his ear. "She comes," he muttered. "Aud now for the truth." As the stage dashed up before the door he stepped Into the courtyard and assisted a young lady, heavily veiled, to alight; then, leading the way, he en tered the Inn, closely followed by his companion. "You are come." he whispered, "Now, by the heavens above, speak truly. I adjure you!" "What?" she asked. "Is it possible you deceive me?" "Jaffrey, I am as true as the eternal skies." They entered the breakfast room and were astonished to find four Britisli of ficers standing near the lire. They seemed very merry. "What!" exclaimed one, laughing. '"Tis our little Annabelle." The girl shrank back, while JafTrey's rage rose high, for he recognized the plotter's voice. "What mean you, sirrah?" he de manded. "You owe the lady an apolo gy " "110, ho!" laughed the soldier. "This is the Yankee lover, is it? Ho, ho!" And he turned his back impudently on the pair. "Aye, and I know your precious plot!" shouted Jaffrey, whipping out his blade. "On yuard, sir!" "What!" roared the otllcer. "Then, indeed, lias your time come! Down with him, lads!" In an Instant four blades were play ing about his head, and the American was in extreme peril. By the fierceness of his attacks he beat down the officer's Made and in a twinkling had passed the steel through his body; then, Hinging a chair at the man between hiin and the door, he leaped over his prostrate form and flung shut the stout oaken portal. As be braced himself against it he was as tonished to see A una belle standing be side him. "Behold!" she murmured. "The latch has been lost. They may easily force their way out." " 'Tis true," he muttered moodily. "Their plot will lie carried out despite me." "Not so," she made reply. "Behold the proof that 1 am an American, though my kin be English." She thrust her arm through the two openings for the missing bolt and thus with her flesh and blood barred the door. "Fly, my love, posthaste to Concord! Warn the people and bid them rise to arms. For some time can 1 hold these men here, for there is no other exit. So go, my love, and at once!" He madly kissed her lips and then dashed to tlie stables. Two minutes later he was galloping for the lives of many men through the darkness and gloom of that April night. Long ere morning broke there were arming and gathering in Concord town, and what they did next day is history. For Annabelle was faithful and held the door till her arm was broken, which is just what an American girl would do. »hr Lino. I)rr.w In as much breath as you crrn renientiy can, then count as long a» possible in a slow and audible voice without drawing In more breath. The number of seconds must be carefully noted. In a consumptive the time doe 9 not exceed ten and Is frequently less than six seconds: In pleurisy and pneumonia it ranges from nine to four seconds. W hen the lungs are sound this time will range as high as from twenty ti> thirty-five seconds. To ex pand the lungs go into the air, stand erect, throw back the head and shoul ders and draw In the air through the nostrils as much as possible. After having then filled the lungs raise your arms, still extended, and ■uck in the air. When you have thus forced the arms backward, with the chest open, change the process by which you draw in your breath, till the lungs are emptied. Co through the process several times a day, and It will enlarge the chest, give the lungs bet ter play and serve very much to ward off consumption. \ I lircrfiil diatom. In certain back country districts of England oil Jan. 1. which Is called Childermas, every child Is soundly shanked before breakfast. The date is supposed to be the anniversary of the actual day upon which Herod slew the innocents. Therefore, to keep the memory of the slaughter fresh in the minds of itae rising generation, sub scribers to the ancient customs ar< bidden to whip their children before they rise on the morning of that duy A COLONEL ROM CONNECTICUT [Copyright, 1903, by C. U. Lewis.] "Colonel Israel Alexander Perkins, Connecticut, P. S. A.," was the way be was registered at the Near View House, lnterlaken, Switzerland, and there was no mistaking his nationality. He not only looked American, but he spelled Connecticut in every movement. He was as much of a downright Yankee as the man who invented wooden nut megs, and he had all tie- innocence and ingenuousness of the chap who sold the tirst dozen to confiding housewives. Ever since landing in London the colonel had been telling a tisli story. It. was the same old story over and over, and lie told It from five to twenty times a day, according to circumstances. He told it to men of all nationalities. It made no difference whether his listener could speak English or not. He told it In hotel reading rooms, at the table, on the train, on the boat, on the ve randa. Everybody thought him a liar, and it was singular that the European public stood It so long, but it was only after he reached lnterlaken and had repeat ed his story for the twentieth time in two days that an Englishman who had bumped up against him at several re sorts made up his mind that the thing had gone far enough. He took half a dozen other tourists into his confidence, and as a result a certain Frenchman who was stopping at another resort was sent for. The news went around that M. d'Artagen, the famous duelist, was to arrive. He had killed seven different men on the field of honor. He was a man who hated a liar and never hesitated to in terrupt a man telling a tall story. Pare was taken that Colonel Perkins should be thoroughly informed, ami as gently as possible he was advised to hold on to his fish story during the duelist's stay. His answer was: "That story ought to interest him, but if he don't want to hear it lie ueedn't. I'm not forcing it on any body." D'Artagen arrived on a certain even ing and had been ureviously coached as to the part he was to play. Colonel Perkins was introduced to liim as soon as possible, and lie spent about two minutes sizing the duelist up. Then he observed: "General, if you have come here to fish you'll be disappointed. You can't get a bite once a week. If you want fishing as is fishing you'll goto the United States. Lord, but what fishing I've had In the Connecticut river! Just to give you an idea of how the shad bite there in April I'll tell you what 1 did one day. I went out by myself and caught li»,000 shad In ten hours with hook and line, and I must have had all of 19,000 bites that didn't hook the fish. It took a span of big horses to draw my catch home That's what you call fishing, though my record don't begin with some others." That was the old, old story. The fig ures had not be*n decreased to 18,000 nor raised to -0,000. The fish had nev er been named fls suckers or mullet, but always as sbad. People had been obliged to swallow the story, tails and all, or call the colonel a liar, and they had swallowed an I moved on. But the colonel's time had come at last. When he had finished h's story the duelist observed: "Sir, 1 have the great honor of call ing you a liar!" "A liar! Good lands, but what for?" exclaimed Perkins. "Had you caught one lish per minute you could have caught only GOO in ten hours. It was utterly impossible. Ten men could not have done it. You took me for a fool and lied to iue." "But did you ever lish in the Con necticut river?" "Never." "Did you ever tish for sbad?" "Never." "Then why call me a liar? llring a notary public here and I'll make atiida vit to what I said. I fished for ten hours anil the fish numbered"— "Sir, you insult me!" exclaimed the duelist as he arose. "Shoo!" "And he who insults me must fight. There is my card. Have you a friend here? Let us fight at sunrise." "By gum. but what a peppery man!" said the colonel as the other withdrew. "Well, if he wants to fight 1 suppose I'll have to accommodate him. Indeed, I've got to tight because he didn't be lieve my story. I never tell a story that I ain't willing to back up. Will one of you fellers aet as my second in the af fair?" The Englishman volunteered, but the conspiracy didn't call for a duel. The idea was to scare Colonel Israel Alex ander Perkins back to his Connecticut river and its shad. He was told that he would be kilU-d, no matter what the weapons, and was advised to call for his bill and seek a change of climate. Not ouly one man advised him thus, but half a dozen, but each and every one received the same reply: "Sorry, sir, but 1 can't do it. Tlie state of Connecticut would never for give me, and I could never hope to catch another shad. The duel must on. Under the circumstances 1 couldn't even accept an apology from the Frenchman." When it was realized that the colonel was forcing things lie was advised a* the challenged party to choose swords, but he held out for revolvers and could not be persuaded. There might be a chance to load with blank cartridges, but they dared not risk it. Colonel Per kins had twinkle in liis eye that meairt solid shot when he stood up tt> aim. There was nothing to do for D'Arta gen but to un the risk or get out, and. as he had to hankering after hot lead he packed up his grip and was miles, nwnv by sunrise M. QUAD. Wliy aii Allan 112 One afternoon, when the Duke of Edinburgh and Sir Arthur Sullivan, having finished a duet, were sitting down ton homely "dish of tea" pro vided by .Mrs. Sullivan, the composer's mother, it suddenly occurred to her to start the subject of family names and titles, which puzzled the h j tion, entered the same car as I and rid deu behind me, waiting an opportunit" i to address me without attracting atte tion. When we entered the tunnel it ' occurred to her to take advantage o f i the darkness to make herself known ! to me, and the temptation to throw off her disguise was too strong to be re sisted." "And the passengers?" "I saw several of them looking at us suspiciously, but one by one they seen j ed to make up their minds that tj. j* had been mistaken. In a short time we were at West Point and before I re ported at headquarters had visited the chaplain, and Delia and 1 were tuade one." ANTHONY DEANE. i i," «•»" • «»« Though practically unknown to the •world at large. the falls of Iguazu mtaml second only to Niagara. Ihe Iguazu river forms the boundary be ■ tweeu Argentina and Brazil. Twelve ' mill's above its junction with the Pa ' rana the river bed bends almost at right \ angles. The main volume of water, i moving with great velocity round the inner or Brazilian bank, rushes into a loiilt, narrow gorge, at one point in whi< h the waters make a clear leap of "Hi feet. This gorge does not intercept he whole volume of the river water and the surplus i -rreiits rush out past it into the wide elbow formed by the bend, def ending in two leaps of 100 feet each in the horseshoe called the Argentine falls The distance from where the waters enter the Brazilian pit to their last cascade on the Argen -1 tine side is <5,000 feet. ioa! Jones Why, certainly. Smith Well, I'm hard up and want t ilO. « Jones You can trust me. 1 am as client as the grave. I have heard nothing. Pick-Met i> FIRMER SHOCK S CLAIM [Original.] Years ago when railroads were new and cattle guards were not perfected the It.and D. Railroad company received a bill from Farmer Aaron Shock for one brlndle cow killed by a locomotive, the amount claimed be ing The claim was duly made out and presented to the station agent. Now, railroad companies are prover bially particular about their employees doing business expeditiously. Never theless while the It. C. and D.'s em ployees would have risked dismissal for not forwarding promptly any claim the company might have on others they would also risk dismissal for for warding promptly any claim against the company. It must be admitted that the auditor was in no hurry in either receiving or paying the account for Farmer Shock's cow. The auditor 110 sooner laid eyes on the claim than it went into the pigeonhole where were kept those claims which it was not considered necessary to pay soon, If at all—in other words, from claimants without the ability to push them. Farmer Shock, who fully expected to receive cash for "his cow as soon as the president of the road should re ceive his bill, was much disappointed at the delay. "Aaron."' said his wife, "does them big city people pay bills onless they have to?" "Waal, I reckon it don't make no dif ference. I can't make 'em." "Mebbe you can." "How?" "Waal, there's no water they kin git hereabout to feed the tank at the sta tion except from the creek that runs through our farm. You've often said you had a mind to cut away some dirt where the creek turns and let the wa ter go down around the hills. Why don't you i • asionally logs cut years ago are fori < d by the washings of floods from their sand beds and driven upon the phores. where the action of sun and wind dries them out sufficiently so that they will float down stream, but the percentage of logs recovered is small, and millions of dollars' worth of prop erty is lost beyond recovery until some enterprising genius invents a machine or process to recover the timber. "At Stillwater logs occasionally come to the sorting booms bearing marks in use half a century ago, and when they appear the old lumbi rnien grow remi niscent of men who have been long forgotten, but who were important operators in the pioneer logging days of Wisconsin and Minnesota. "No possible estimate can be made of the amount of tinilter thus lost, but lumbermen estimate that the rivers of Wisconsin, in the value of the logs buried in their sands, have fortunes of millions of dollars if the logs could be recovered. Wisconsin has been one of the big pine states, and your Chip pewa, Wisconsin, St. t'roix and Me nominee rivers and their tributaries contain fortunes in sunken timber. "Strange as it may appear, the value of the timber Is not lessened, even after it has been submerged for half or quarter of a century. Efforts have been occasionally made to recover sunken logs. At one time a company was or ganized at Stjllwafcer to dredge streams and thus recover some of the timber, but the plan did not work with any great degree of success, this method being found too expensive. Some one will come along some day with a plan, and this immensely valuable product, uow lost, will be recovered."—Milwau kee Sentinel. APHORISMS. Rest is the sweet sauce of labor.— Plutarch. To read without reflecting is like eat ing without digesting.—-Burke. Better a little chiding than a great deal of heartbreak.—Shakespeare. Repentance is the golden key that opens tlu palace of eternity.—Milton. A straight line is the shortest in mor als as in mathematics. —Maria Edge worth. Think twice before you speak or act once, and you will speak or act the more wisely for it.—Franklin. There is no impossibility to him who stands prepared to conquer ever}' haz ard. The fearful are the falling.—S. J. Hale. There never was a person who did anything worth doing that did not re ceive more than he gave.—H. W. Beeeher. Refinement creates beauty every where. It is the grossness of the spec tator that discovers anything like grossness in the object.—Hazlitt ltruln. The brain is an important organ, serving as it does to keep the head from collapsing. Almost all styles of doing the hair call for a head of some sort. Again, there is nothing like a head to set off a fine neck. Finally, we should feel rather foolish without our heads. For a long time scientists were una ble to disco, er why it is that the brain is divided into white and gray matter. It remained for a clever French savant to solve the difficulty. "Quite likely." said lie. "the loud col ors bad not yet come in when man was created." Psychology deals with the organic aspect of thought. To psychology we owe the knowledge that calf's brain makes good soup.—Puck. Sir Colin « i. n.iitiell'w Commissiou. When the lMike of Wellington was in India he "discovered"' the soldier who afterward became Sir Colin Campbell. That dashing warrior was in the com missariat service and had volunteered for an assault 011 a hill fort. The duke saw a little round man run up a ladder and. receiving a pike thrust at the top, roll down like a ball to the bottom. lie was. however, up again in an instant and, running up like a squirrel, was the first or among the first in the place. The duke laughed, inquired about him and procured him a commission. Wlilttier'n Safeguard. When an overtinsid visitor from the city once commented to the poet Wliit tier upon the insecurity that seemed inseparable from so many doors open ing out from all sides of the large old country home, the master of the house strove gently to restore confidence by pleading that most of them were lock ed at night. HOT* to Make Mock Sausage. Soak dry bread in water. Take as much cold meat, chopped fine, as you have bread, mix and season with salt, pepper and SHge. Make into small rakes and fry. 111 SEW! A Rellatole TO SHOP Tor all kind of Tin Roofing, Spoutlne and Ceneral Job Work. Stoves, Heaters, Rancor*, Furnaces, etc- PRICES TUB LOOT! QlllLlTf THE BEST! JOHN HIXSON NO. 116 E. FRONT 3T. J. J. BROWN, THE EYE A SPECIALTY Eyes tested, treated, fitted with 1 .i-s --e* 'tud artificial eyes supplied. Market Street, Bloomsburg, Pa. Hours —10 a. 111 to 5 p. in. It equalled it. Nothing can ever surpass it. , Sr. King's j flewdiscovery * Kftr Price I Lull's ** " U" ACh A WANNA RAILROAD. " BLOOMSBURG DIVISION w kht. v. M. A. M. A. M. P. 1 New * ork IV 200 .... 10 0(1 1 4«i 112. >l. Scranton nr hi/ 150 P. M. Buffalo Iv 1180 i'4s * M. Scranton ir 058 1005 >.. M. P. M. 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Wyoming HOS 1208 412 741 West Pittston . »10 417 7OH Susquehanna Ave .. 013 .2. 14 420 7bt Pittston 919 18 17 424 BUI Dnryea »28 42» 8P« Lackawanna H26 ... 432 8 H Taylor *4O «17 Helh vue Scranton.. ....ar 012 12J"") 450 8.. A.M. P.M. P. V Serautnii .....i". .0 25 |15." .. il 1< A Buffalo ...ar ... 755 7 0 A. M. P. M P.M A..M Scranton.. Iv 10.10 12.4 c JSS *2 i P. y. P. M P.M A. V New ork ar 80 S(H) 735 t6( ♦Daily, tDally except Sunday, on slsna! or on notice to con«lu«ior a Stops on «l!in:ii to take on passenger* lot New York. Binghamton and points west. T. K..CLAKKI'. X. W. I.KK i .ph. Hupertiteti'lent. Gen. J i < MsiSiT RAILROAD. TIME T4BLE In Effect Nov. 29th, 1903. A. M. A. M. P. M. | Seranton(DSiH)lv } o :;s 4;i I 12 -4 28 Pitts ton " " 7 I'", 11' l.vs 2 111 ' 5:1 M. A. M P. M. P.M Wilkesbarre,.. lv| i 25 jlO 2 ir. QJj Plym'th Ferry " 7 :,2 I 1"42 I - .>2 16 67 Nanticoke " ' M ®Ol 6 1. .MocauaiiUu .... " 801 11 0, ' 2i| 63, Wapwallupen.. 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" 8 1 11 64 340 710 P Mi Plym'th Ferry I WO2 12 > 2 it ">7 t7 28 Wllksbarie . .", " ylo 12 in 405 785 'AM P M P M P M Pittiton(lKVli) ar w?0 12 20 j 4 ftii 804 Seranton " " 10 08 108 524 "" | Weekdays. I Daily. 112 Flag station. Pullman 'Parlor and Sleeping Cars run on through trains between Sunbury, Williamsport and Erie, between Sunbury an,! Philadelphia an.l Washington and between Pitts burg and the West. For turther information apply to Ticket Agents W. W. ATTEUBt KV. .1 K. WOOD, Genl Manager Pass. Traffic Mgi. GEO. W. BOYD, ton) Passenger A eent