I 9* O < 3K « 1 HIS WINNING I I COLORS »-,,, || | WEBSTER J i v ♦ 1 W (_'oii>right, lm>. by T. ('• McClure J ; C-fr? -vv .-9vi"» It was the eveuing before be big boat | race outfit* linos..a. The town was i full of jubilant vet anxious collegians | end alumni. Incidentally it was ! thronged with pretty girls, who were j scarcely less ardent in their partisan- j ship of their favorite crews aitA univer sities than the college men themselves, i Everybody looked cheerful and happy, j though there was a perceptible current ' of nervousness as each thought of the j great race the uext day on which so j many hUli hopes were centered. Big Hob Jennings, th stalwart stroke ; of the crew from the northwestern state, was an exception to the general ; rule. liis face wore a look of deepest gloom. From appearances Rob bad no reason to complain 01 fate, for it would have been 1 nrd to find a prettier girl ! than the one he was walking with, j ■ .. id .. * • -'. a •; ~ :•* --Z * - v - \ *' u4 Ip s : ' si M b lg :v_ AND ON in :: HKKART WAS IIN 810 BOW OF GOl.t> AM) bCAI.I.Ui'. Rut prettj" girls < all ■ OUjr hues be i'l'U' I to their Most dcvoi i adiuirers. i. .■> even said that tin " < !t< a lake pi a .-lire in teasing then:. A;«d Laura Hilton had received so in i It a'p*utiot: since h:-r arrival in Pent 'ii eoj (Jjat it vas no wnder she f"iL her favor.- should not be coneentrtUed on any one TI. It was her duty t > sanb Bob occasion ally for his ovr: good. It is only, fair to state that she a -••.med this- duty with the utmost rfuln«-*s. Bob J in 1 :• hi-* hand a L ; g ribbon o» evi • • colors. wii ■ : he was vainly trying top reuade a to wear. In hei la-art sh was nearly as nvous as I'.oh him* If that the plucks western 1 v; wlr.-h hi.d jour neyed so far (<• part in the raco should win. I'.at i: v ■:'.<} be good dis cipli: " 1: a to I' !: ve that she did not care wii. her or a t his crew won. I .aura was a: ti ict di«cipi : -> irian wheie BO devoted an ado .rer was concerned. "If I was sure yonr crew would win." slie replied, v tli n«* knew it.and this la i thrust was too much for ins p.jt.. ii''e. A worm will turn if trod upon, and why should th-; big strok" of a cr w have more pa ti* nee than a worm. • vt n if the ln>j is done by an extremely pretSy gir!? R«>b tunu-d in and l"ft h"r st;.:aiinL r alone iat in her hand site still held the big Low of gold and scarlet. The race tli** following day was one of the most fainaus and al u one of ti if most heartbreaking ever held on the Hudson. 1 ;om the first it was plain that the ivs ie l.jy between the northweste*"! crew ntid that from cen tral New York 'i'he New York cr. w had be-:! trained lo one of th<- b"st oarsmen in the world Behind them vas the of victory. They Came to the ra<-e exactly in perfect trim, while the western cr.-w wa-i handle .jif)ed by the efTeets of its railrond journey. Rut In the face of nil the • obstacles western brown and fcieu'lf and plnck it...:"" than held tla ir own. The New V , r j % ert'W i. :de the better Ktart. for the iirst l iil< they gain p no on them. As they neared t! li nk: the two crews wre even. But just as ihey ]i;iss ( ] tinder it the northwes'ern er-w made an addi tional spurt. Daylight showed between the two b - its. Bob .it nnings could b-tot. At the end Of the third it looked certain the west Would " !n T'.ico came thv ». ; '!ent. the roor« ftovoking from its pettiness, which lost them the race. The river was crowded with craft contain lug enthusiastic spectators. They had been lined up in two rows near the middle of tiie liver, leaving a narrow channel up which the flying racers were speeding. And down this chan nel, direitly across the (rack of the western eight, drifted an old hencoop. It was an old, batter d. dilapidated af fair, bur it lost the i iee as efl'ectn 'Uj as if it had been an up to date battle ship. There was no room In the narrow channel to uo to on** side of the obsta cle. The cockswain, crouching in the lack of the shell, saw the danger. He took tlie only means possible to avoid Jt. sharply on tbe ropes, he swerved his boat to one side. I lie western shell turned out of the channel and continued its rush up the river, but this time behind instead of between the lines cf the pleasure boats. Strive as the w«surn crew would, the loss of space ;iiid hpeed Incident to this uinn-iiver prove.l fatal. It placed the New York Khali wii in the lead. Even with the terrible handicap tbe western p-ovec i;s fta t'le. Ut ile by little i: the gaj) be tweeu the t\i:o shcils v At the finish j there was less than a bo it's I iitrth be ' - ; needed. The rata h. of a i the ; desp< r;ite enei \ lie li.'d thrown into | the r.-ice, seemed to have gone I■ >r I K-iu .'at. The thoughtless wor ! . of ! Laura oa the evening before re arred j to him and lent an .-aidi: on;.! paag to j his troubles She had s;iid she would , I wear tlie >\iniong colors. Well, they j would l.e the eo.ors of the rival un: vers . not of his own alma mater, lie dressed in tbe depths of gloom ! mid wandered despondently out of the j boathoiise. Rut on the walk leading j from the boatliouse he met a girl, and ! on her breast was the big bow of gold j and scarlet, the colors he had given j her the evening before. Bob gave a I little gasp. I "Why, I thought you meant to we.r I only the winning colors," he stain j mem!. ! But Laura glaneed :it him almost shyly and without making any direct ; reply. As he < aught the look in li *r eyes he kn< v. that for him at least they were the winning colors. J:>s* of iiird.n. A write in an Knglish publication I declares that birds wag their tails when they are happy. "The gander," 1 * says, "when ho lias to Lis s;n sfac tiou driven oil' a do.u fiuin the presence of iiis spouse returns to lit r, craning Ids neck toward her, and wags his tail with pleasure our jackdaw, or rather jilldaw, as it is a female, on our return a few days since aft a- two months' ab sence. cried out -lustily to us from the bttsh where she was perched, and on our aig to L reet her she received us with profits • tail wa '.atg to show her pleasure :>t oui - return. She always greets her particular friends in the hoti- hold lis hor tail, oroutji ing on her perch and cawing in an un dertone." Another observer finds that some birds blush, lie writes: "We have a very line specimen of the blue and yel low macaw which tli plays Ibis trait, not often, for he i- 1 rem trkably good tempered and tlie blush is an invaria ble s'gn of nnjfor, so much so that we warn till friends that while his t.;eek« remain white all attacks are fe ; .-ed, yet if the 'danger signal.' red. show to loo'.c cut and keep out of reach." 'I in owner of a blue and orange muvw says that its white pi •hr.i' r.t-like face becomes briaht pink, especially rbove tiie beak, \\ aenever it is angry or ex cited. The Str.iin tie* t'.je. There i> no r-. a son v. !i\ a muscle or muscles of the • slit'aid not be fag ged «,nt just as the mo-cl. s elsewhere do. Let one bear aw< .^ r l:t all day long, does l.« not attribute ids lonsequent headache to the heavy b-irden he has borne? It seem;- without elabor e tl id.!a;' we con 'I «..;<•« ive of the re sults follow ag upon prolongwl u 3 e of the eye. Nature has done all she eottld to protect and pro.ang the usefulness of the eye. No earthly ai'cii:..< 112 ever yet planned a structure tLat would not yield, crumliie .iicl fall, and the i.oasa human. 6o e.-;«;uNiiely up! IP <1 in curi ous and mysterious ways, fails nnd re turns to dust more rapidiy and -lr-ly than need be. for th. reason Jiat we do not realize l:oo much one part stts tained or overthrown by another. <>na tiny i' ii... i-" pot( ;it enough todisiuih the whole economy, especially if inter current tii-' ases exist in addition to "eye strain." Tbe Men oft..- at anil lai' iance whose mental pnxlHcts ha e pleasad and as ton: h.-il the -rid an.l women around whose far -illation and charm lias re volved many a tli«tinguisl;vd social cir cle have fallen alike victims to this insiil!. :s and degrading habit 'i'he false idea that better . ml more original work can b" done by means of stab an uuit.itural s'oiinlus has been the rtiin of ma:... m.'oe chor.a iers. Whether it be cocaine, niorphle, antipyrine. phe na< tin- tli«- shameful list grows al most daiiy the fact remains that the , hiihest mental an 1 moral principles of the drug habitue are . lowly under- U::n -d and «lr ;gctl di.wu to the dtM. The r -!>on.-ii>iliti - of the im dieal ■ practiticaer In prescilbiag these potent ra:nc-dies are, tl-r< fore, very consider able. wh'.ie those of thf dispensing chemist are hardly less.- London Medi ! cr.l Press. i he I'nlnter tin- Dealer. Mr -a _ in his lifetime: "A d eider, unknown to him. employed 1 Marlatid to paint s<> many pictures, pro vid :1 him with a studio free in an upper tioor of his (the dealer's) house and begged that he would not trouble t > paint for longer than the morning. The leans wer" good, antl the artist, who was more than ever in want of money, readily agreed. But what Mor land did not know was that as soon as lie ! I!■ ft. on and from the very tirst day the dealer introduced some .six. back copy! as into the room With sim ilar canvases to reproduce exactly v.' .;t tli" painter had done in the morn ing. 'd in the evening all traces of the Incurs n were rcmo\ed. I'.ach tl iy until the completion of the picture the s w continued, an I thus at the * t .id of the en ;-_ene ut the deale: not nnlj possi.ss4*th a '• v. Jtin "do you ti>a»:; Utr, bu'!> could ■ see beauty in that picture?" "Some persons certainly could." ro piled the art.-i "You think the initiated In technical matters might havt no di,;iculty in un -1 derstanding your work?" "I am sure they would not." "Do you O.lnk you could make me see any beauty in that picture?" this most superciliously. • Probably not now, sir," and the art- j ist was most humble, "but once I could have done so easily." ' "Now, sir, how is that? I don't un derstand you. Explain if yon please." * "That's ijuita easy. sir. I could have ■ ilon" it simply by employing you as my ; 1 counsel hi t his case." London Tit ; B Bits. » ! C *ro«m rnfMi s llarlfiin. Formerly it was a general custom to ' - erect crosses at the junction of four 1 roads on a place self consecrated according to tbe piety of the age. St: 1 cidcs and notoriously bad characters 1 were frequently burled near to these, ' not with the notion of in i gnity. but in n spirit of charity, that, being excluded 0 from holy rites, they, by being bur.ed {it crossroads, might be in places te xt ;dn sanctity to ground actually couse i r;i!. -. 1 Vi'i -'I "■ ® a A A A A/ £J NkJ k A, A A/A* j I DICK'S I * PROMOTER ► < ► By OLLLF. MANIATLS . K ; H I 1.-JJ. by !'. < . Mel lure • 112 T V V ▼ T . ▼ V ▼ ▼ VT • Cyntiiia sat before the flickering tire light in the libra:j after Dick had gone, gazing ruefully at the ringless third finger of her left hand, which might have been diamond bedecked if she only could have—but, no, she couldn't. She liked Hick. He was generous, good looking and danced so well. If he were only not so tame! She had known, of course, that ulti mately his attentions would culminate in a proposal, hut she didn't think it would come so prematurely. It was so like Dick to call at such : an absurdly early hour anil blurt it j r . t out without any preface and then ; to leave immediately without replying I to her kind little offer of friendship. : Dick had no line-so. Still, she wasn't sure that she liked a man with too j much—like her L'ncle Ilenry. for in stance. As if in obedience to her thoughts there entered the room at this moment L T uncle. IP nry Oriushy, a bachelor clubman of some thirty and odd years. ■ "What, Cynthiu! And no Dick?" j "Dick has come and gone." "Dick usually comes and stays." "1 know it," she sightd; "but, you see, lie came once too ofti n." "And that is why he did not stay?" i "Yes. and it's just as well. Dicks are sometimes tiresome." "Not this Dick. He's quite a favorite with your sex." "Dick is?" she asked, with elevated brows. "Ob, the like him be cause be is agreeable, but none of them Is very enthusiasiic over him!" "That." replied her uncle, "is be causi they are used to him and have grown up in the same town with him. Then you know this is such an old fashioned place all paired off in steadies Dick has been yours for so long that none of your girl friends wott' ' .lii'ik of showing or receiving at tentat 112 oiii liiie; but t Dick be a man in a new place and he would be the lio:i of the town." "He's such a stay at home: he'll never go anywhere," said Cynthia petulantly. "I tl ink he'll have togo soon, be cause the junior partner of tbe firm U .7. I I 1 "I IPi S I i W |l Mi i j j> '& cJ.i * JKS--—. ! > W v V -;>- .(^|| I Ij lir.li UI.AKT Ff.t I TKItEP AT THE SKIHT OP A MITE IN LilCK'B CIIIUOOKAI'nV. | Dick is connected with Is quite a friend of mine, and he told me only this evening that Dick was a very promis ing young busSr-ss feilow, nnd be seri ously contemplated sending him out on un important deal for the firm." Thereupon 1 nclc Henry took bis de parture, having his young niece to her ; meditations. The next morning her heart fluttered for the lirst time at the sight of a note ; In Dick's ehirography. She read: Dear Cynthia- I find I have to leave very unexpei ttdly for Denver on a buat nes:; triji. I'tense accept nr. npoloßleH for n; h«yty upecch anil ICK. Again were Cynthia's feelings min gled and conflicting. He bad followed her wishes and become her friend, but the note was most unsatisfactory. He had given her no Denver address nor any idea of the length of his absence. However possibly she might be able to draw that information from licr uncle without his suspecting. She telephoned him the following day and asked him to call that evening. Ho complied with her request as to the call, but seemed in an uncommuni cative mood. "By the way." she finally said, "I had a note from Dick. He was just off for I ion ver." "Yes; we will all miss him at the rlub." "I suppose ho will not be away long. I think in' mentioned the date of his re- I turn, but I don't recall it." "Why did he?" exclaimed her uncle In sunrise. "Courtney told me his length of absence was very uncertain. 1 gave Dick a letter to the Darnleys, ; friends of mine. Ellen Darnley is quite j n society leader. I wrote her person j ally." l'ncle Henry proceeded to expatiate on Ellen Darnley's charms until Cyn ; thia d 'fided mentally that all men I were bores As he was leaving he vol- I nntecred the Information that Kllen j D irnley was to be married in a couple of weeks. Then, seeing the little leap of reMef In Cynthia's countenance, be In a day or two her uncle dropped la •'I had a letter Di< k today," he annou:.- e>-e«l Orders. Old world domestics make the best possible servants because they work like machines, never forgetting an or der and doing exactly as they are told, without presuming to think for them ' selves. Hut once in awhile this literal adherence to duty produces some awk j ward results. An American woman i living in India, with native servants, j once told her butler to see that there j was always a napkin at the bottom of i the fruit dish, cake basket, etc., when these were brought to the table. The : napkin was thereafter always seen In its place. But one day a tureen of J vegetable soup was served, aud the | hostess began to wield the long, old I fashioned silver ladle about in It. Sonie ! thing very like a fringed rag made iis | appearance In the first plateful. The | butler was summoned to remove the ! dish. "It cannot lie that the mom I sahib found-no napkin at the bottom," 1 lie hazarded, much distressed because j of this unexplained disapproval, "for I myself placed there the largest one ' I could find." I Poetry find Science. Hoetry bus perhaps no place in the exact sciences, partly because exact -1 ness is Incompatible with poetic license, ; partly because of the unalterable teml , | ency of the poet to get things wrong, j A curious example of this was noticed ! I In a lecture at the Camera club by Mr. j Duncan on cuttlefishes. The modern I cuttlefish is a descendant of the fossil 1 ! belemnite, but the only descendant of ! tin* coeval ammonite is the paper uau- ! ,' tllus. Better known is the Portuguese | ( i man-of war, with which the. paper nau- j j tilus is sometimes confused aud which j j is really allied with the belemnite j . group, because, while its shell appears | external, it is not really so. The poets ; j 1 'one, Byron and James Montgomery ; , ' all easily fell into the error, and Hope's ; well known lines in the "Essay on ( II an"— . j Learn of the little nautilus to sail, ; Bun ad the thin oar and catch the driving » ! sale embody a wrong description of this ' ; very interesting survival. Hope believ- I ed, with many other people, that the lit- , . | tie nautilus comes to the surface keel - i downward and spreads some fleshy oval and ciliary expansions in the form ■i of two sails and six little oars. But It . ' does nothing of the kind. The two lit l j tie oval expansions the sails are nev 1* er raised at all, but always tightly f>, clasp the shell. They form, in fact, t part of the shell. Moreover, the uau- , i liltis comes to the surface upside down, j if we may so express its position.— rj ! London I'ost. e I j | The Original Silhouette. L* The name silhouette was derived from Etier.ne de Silhouette, a French minister of finance In 175t», who Intro duced several parsimonious fashion* s during his administration called a lit I Silhouette, a name which continued to e be applied to the black profile portraits, e Silhouettes were executed in various e ways. o , One of the simplest is that of tracing the outlines of a shadow's profile 1 thrown i n a sheet of paper and then d reducing them to the required size ei ther by the eye or by means of a pan s tograph. The camera obscura and cam ■ i era lucid,i are also occasionally used n | for the purpose. 1 WHILE NED I BALKED W * * * By RUBY TCUCLAS « » « * s * Copyright, liWl, 1>) i 1 Mc' 'hif -n * ******************* *>***** The rain was falling in torrents - the congregation came out of the lit; church at Auburn Not ael >ud Lid marred the clearness of tie- •- ,\ when the sexton pulled the time worn b<- 1 rope to cail the good people to service, and it was not surprN \g tl.at the 112. jr sex were arrayed in their smart spring frocks and bonnets. The women tucked up their skirts and huddled togethi ron the shallow porch while the men made hasty das!, es through the rain to nearby bom s for umbrellas or to the old fashioned top buggies in which they bad driven to church. They returned laden with ; protection of some kind for the frills . and flounces. "Land sakes, Inez, whatever 'll you do?" a prim looking old lady in ■ black of a pretty girl in a pale blue frock at her side. "You'll never walk | that two mile in this rain and In that j get up." Inez Taylor looked anxiously out at the willful little raindrops dancing on the board walks. "I'll just wait here until It's over, Aunt Betty." she an- ; swered, but her pretty blue eyes look ed ready to help the rain with their . ' 'J, ~ ">"it 1 11, 1 NKD THon.nT A MCI. HF.ST VNDEK TltK TKEES WOI Ll> llli UOOD. tears. She was thinking of the mud through which she must walk even when the rain ceased, and she looked down sadly at her dainty French lieel til boots and th<- billowy rubles of her new spring finery. As the rain poured on an old white , horse attached to ;I:I «tpially ancient black buggy stopped in front of the ; church. The occupant, a young man. pulled from beneath the seat some side curtains and prepared to put them on. "Well, I'm bit —sed if that ain't Kob ert Davis!" cried Aunt Betty "Hub ert, oh, Kob'Tt, come" "Don't, Aunt Betty." interrupted Inez quickly as sh« dr< x b..ck into the church door But si;.- was too late. The young man had heard and was on the porch in i minute. "Robert, you're jest the man we want. You can till- Inez home, for you're a-goin' right by the house Ain't it fortunate'-" Aunt Betty might have observed from the expression of her niece's face and the somewhat em barrassed attitude of the young man that they did not agi \\ itb her. "I shall be oulj too glad, Mrs. With erby, to drive you and Miss Inez home Old Ned Is slow, but he gets there i:i , time," said the young man, looking di j rectly sit the elder wcniitu and avoiding Inez's eyes. "Ob, but I ain't a-goin' liouie. I'm j a-goin' to step right acrost the way to 1 take dinner with Susan, and Matilda, and you and Inez will have more room anyhow. That's a dear boy." She pat ted him affectionately on the arm; she could not reach the big, broad shoul ders. "My sakes, but you are a-grow ln', Robert! How's your mother? Come, Inez, let me see you started home." Aunt Betty, womanlike, asked more questions than she expected to have an swered. Inez drew back into the church. "Aunt Hetty, 1 can wait until the rali\ Is over and not bother Mr. Davis," she said, averting her eyes from the young man, who stood awkward and silent. "Nensenhe, child! As if you and Kob ert hadn't driven home together many a time. Bother, Indeed? Come away, child." Aunt Betty was perfectly right. They had driven together many a time, and perhaps if the old white horse could talk he might add that the conversa tion he overheard on these occasions would not convey the impression that either one was "bothered." lint it was fully a month since he had jogged Along before his handsome young mas ter and the fair Inez, whom he had ventured to think was his mistress to be. "Come, Inez," said Bob, looking into her eyes for the first time. "Very well: 1 suppose I must," she replied, tucking up her skirt and step ping ahead of him. He thought she had never looked so pretty; a little petulent pout was becoming to Inez. "Tuck in her dress, Robert," said Aunt Betty when the young people were In the seat, "and don't let her spoil her bonnet, tloodby." The pattering of the raindrops on the t>u_;gy top and the splashing of <,; d Ned's hoofs in the inudd\ road were the ] only sounds which broke the silence in the vehicle. N "her one had spoken After awhile Bob Davis leaned toward liis fair companion and, taking her hand, said. ' I'm sorry, Inez, that you had to coiue with me against your wishes, but it Could lilt be" "So am 1. very scrj indeed, Mr Davis." she mi rru, i- d. pulling her hand from him "Nothiiii, fur'Jic: ; lie, .1 be said " j 1 he\ lapsed ii -,| silelic- agilli Bob thought of the II . 11% lines sli< had not b< ell reluctant • di • with him and n certain moonl -lit not mi iong since when s|,, ha> in h« i pretty head on his shoiildc and told hlui he might hold thi ■ ii- it .iti fir 1, r , ways lie tho'ijjht. too. o| another nh'.ht when the\ had (pmrrel.d and ii how she took ihe >l'l»i!i> from his hands and urged Ne< tc hurry, so she might be soon rid of his company, she said. He knew she did not mean it She was angry ami they were both stubborn. "lie z." he began again, "wont you" "No, I won't do anything you ask, I Mr. Davis. I'lease hurry. I wish to j get home." And In, z moved farther into the corner of the seat. She w. s provoked t i think they had met in this way, and, while she was longing | to be friends with hiiu .:i. she wanted him ' • apologize for all the cross things he !ed lid to her ■:> that | night and, yes. for ii she had - iid too , She wanted to sec how long he wotiid j wait, and this chance meeting had ; spoiled It all. i "(Jet up, Ned; g"t tip." sjij11 Bob. i ] touching his faithful old friend lightly ' i with the whip. But Ne'l, who had a j few Ideas of his own thought a nice j | little rest under the dripping trees | j would be a good thing ! him and in , , cideiitally help along matters behind : , him and refused to move. He bad | , balked. It was not the first time, and ! , both the occupants of the buggy knew ( . what it meant. Ned would go when he ' was ready, and not until then. Her- : liaps both niinils remembered an oeoa- : sion when one of Ned's tantrums was ! ' I I a welcome at cldent. '"i'his Is most annoying," saiil Inez, j looking ready to cry. "Yes? Ned is stubborn too." Bob placed a decided accent on the last word. i Inez bit her lip. Why did he not i apologize? "I shall get out and walk," she said j after Bob had urged Ned in vain to | trot along. "Don't be foolish, Inez," said Bob a little crossly. "I will get out myself if my company Is so very distasteful t to you." And, throwing back the rub ; tier robe, he p.epared to get out. The rain was coming down as persistently I as ever, and he stopped to turn up his collar and trousers. As he placed his ! foot on the step to alight Inez caught j | the end of bis coat. i "Bob, you'll get wet!" she cried, pull- i ing r at his coat. He did not turn around and stepped out Into the mud and rain, ! jerking his coal from her a little rough- ; ly. She was ready to cry. "That's better than freezing," here- 1 torted. "Please, please come back, Bob," and j , Inez burst into tears. That settled It j "Inez, sweetheart, I'm a brute. I know it. Forgive me, darling," lie said as he jumped into the seat and took her in his arms. Ned thought It was , | now time to jog along. "Take the lines. Bob," she said as j Ned started and she looked up from the wet shoulder, "and never, never drop them again." BIRDS SING ON THE WING. Tlielr Note* Are More Charm! n« When X\ arbliMl llarlnK FllKUt. The songs of all birds gain in beauty when they are uttered on the wing. They seem to be delivered with more abandon and greater volume. The wa- ! ter thrush's tirst cousin, the oven bird, furnishes a striking example of this. His ordinary song consists of a tepe- ! tition of the same note, hammered out j j with a constant crescendo. Very effective it is, too, as a part of the general music of the forest, though lacking individual attractiveness on j account of the monotony of its Itera- : tion. But when the bird rises above 1 the treetops and descends aftcsr the ; fashion of the indigo bird to an iweom- i paniment of scattered notes he takes ; far higher rank as a performer. Not always, however, does he require j the exhilaration and inspiration of an | aerial toboggan to cause him to aban- j :lon his plain chant for a more florid j «otig. I have heard bim sing the latter j perched on a grapevine not two feet j above the ground. And as if to show that lie did not reserve his superior | powers for special occasions he niin , gled it with his plain chant and end- j lug with the song and sometimes re- | versing this order. I love to see the oven bird on the [ ground. There is such a ludicrous as- , sumption of dignity on his part as he , ' strides about the stage, never for a moment forgetting himself so far as to hop. There is the same even, meas- j ured steadiness about his movements | that there is in his chant. It is only when he launches himself into the ef fervescing song that he forgets his staid demeanor.—Lippincotfs. Death on the Culm Hank. ' No matter what form death assumes, I It Is never welcome. The grim rnes- I Benger makes his appearance in many forms in the anthracite mines of Penn sylvania, but only one form is painless und pleasant, and.to only one the vie tiins go unconsciously. It is the death ef the burning culm bank. Many times during the year is such 0 death recorded when one of these great culm banks is burning. The fire is not seen in the daytime, and at night It shines only with a faint glow through the layers of ashes which separate the live coals from the outer air. To these -burning banks tramps and other unfortunates forced to spend a night In the open air go when the nights grow chilly. The warm breath of the culm lures them on with a prom ise of a warm bed for the nlglit, and they lie down to sleep in the comfort able atmosphere of the bank and never open their eyes again. The noxious gases emanating from the bank waft over them so softly that they are soon asleep, and in many cases they never awaken, being suffocated during their slumbers.—Detroit Free Press. QnietinK H Hull)-. A man was brought up in a pro visional court on a charge of stealing a sack of flour and was very severely handled by the prosecuting lawyer, who had once made himself notorious by going into bankruptcy, winch was the only means by which he could es cape his debts. "You admit that you stole the sack of flour?" questioned counsel sternly. "Yes, but 1 took it honestly and in broad daylight lo save my cldldren from starvation," pleaded the prisoner. "You call that honestly, do you?" sneered the lawyer. "I call it amaz . Ing impudence. Stealing is stealing from whatever point of view you care to look at it." 1 "Just so, mister, but it don't alius bring the same punishment," retorted ' the man in the dock. "For instance, 1 shouldn't have been here now if I'd done as you used to
  • - bought, or or dered, the flour and never paid for it!" And even the magistrate chuckled behind his papers at the bullying law yer's disoouilitiitv. London Tit Bits. Confixitiiliiiff a Doubter. "This pap<*r s;ijs they have jest deescovered the ie, mains of a twentj ; foot saurian on 'h' banks of th' Henob : scot river." "Wliat's a saurian "I dtinuo. Cuess mebby it's one o I them misp-L-its fer a sardine." "There ain't no twenty foot sardines." "Well, tin re might be the reemalns , of one." ! "I don't believe it. Do you suppose anybody 'tl want ter buy a box of sicli 1 sardines? 1 guess not." "You're t'*i dern critical. Ef there is 1 ' th' re mains o" any tweutj foot sar ! dines on th* Penobscot don't you sup ( post? there might also be th* reoiu&ins of men big er.nff to buy 'em by the • j box? You're a atheelst, thet's wli. t ' | you are."—Cleveland l'lain Dealer. LANGUAUt OF THE HAND. fcairod > :i S**nti:» <*i«l It Is \ui ('uj a l»l«' of Kx lire* Kill** WliCi ;i lover vi'Uttl-V.s lor tlie ! it fin.i' to l'i«' ii im I i I !iis ill .n l' tin- citiier v. iili'lrav - it. :m«l tli.-it i :.s to s:iy, "i liuve 11 ■ heart I r you.' iir >! ■' :-'lflVi- it. \\ !:ieli is <• ha tin • . ii lie said, "lie \\ i.Olll 1 |> r miL to toueli iuy hand may hope also to touch my In-art " In lov. t ijilarr indei'd, the iian I i~- - itlidrawn to < \ press linger, but s .o:i extended au- iti in token of reruiieilaitioii. Who > ..:i tell all that is sai I by the hand wh rh another is <-. nveyin-j: to the lips to h: e a Uiss imprinted upon it? This is done either slow or hastily, either w ill trembling or boldly, and expresses ei :1- ity or respect. gratitude or love. 'i wo hands are folded tog ether their om tier prays; the folded hands are raised- he solicits something; th y are rubbed < ie against the other he is impatient. The raised linger threatens; when bent it beckons; when extended it points. Two lingers produce the snap, a * ,'Q of contempt or det .iuce. The hand gives; the hand receives. Both speak uloud. The hand likewise answers by a re pulsive motion. A linger placed upon the lips inculcates discretion. The an cients represented fie god of silence in this attitude. How they have repre sented Venus everybody knows. '1 he hand of tlie goddess says,"l am bash ful." The Graces t: lie each other by the hand, sis much as to say, "We ought to be indivisible." Two hands firmly grasping each other ire the symbol of tidelity. The clinched list bespeaks rage and revenge, the hollowed hand implores alms, the hand laid upon the heart protests, the hand upon the fore head thinks, and the hand behind the ear expresses difficulties. In a word, there Is scarcely a senti ment which the hand is not capable of expressing, and it not only completely supplies the place of the. mouth in speaking, but also, rather Imperfectly. In kissing, for when the lips cannot ap proach the beloved object the h nd throws kisses to her.—New Orleans Times-Democrat. A Wonder of Precocity Christian lleinecker was born at T.n beck on the Gth of February, 17-1. When only ten months old he could re | peat every word spoken to him. At I twelve months of age he had memo rized all the principal events in t ie l'eiitateuch. Before he had finished his second year of existence he h id learned all the historical parts of both the Old and the New Testament. At the age of three he could reply corn et- I ly to all questions put to him rega d lug universal history and geography, and in the same year he learned to speak both Latin and French. in his fourth year he employed his time in studying religions, especially the history of the Christian church. ' lie was not only able to glibly repeat all that he had read, but was also able | to reason with considerable of jtnlg j ment and to give his own opinion of l things in general. The king of lJen j mark wished to see this wonderful | child, so he was taken to Copenhagen, j After his return to I.uheck lie lean -'d I to write and was beginning on the j ' study of music and mathematics; bat, J his constitution being very weak, he j ' took down and died on June 27, 17-o, | j aged four years, four months rud i twenty one days. What a wonderful record for such a short life! John UuNklu, Rifskin had every advantage in the happiest domestic environment, and I when, he exhibited his treasures- a ! manuscript of Scott or a drawing by Turner—one could funey him to lie a | calm connoisseur with hobbies enou ;b i to secure ample and delightful oecu[ u tion. lie received one with tlie courti sy of a polished gentleman of the old J school and talked delightfully without j ' the least assumption of superiority. 1 j I remember how on ny first visit he : gave me a recent utu iber of "Fors." in | which, he said, I should be interested because it spoke of Alpine traveling. So it did. But be had quite forgotten that he had taken an unfortunate ar ticle of mine for a text to illustrate the I vulgarity of modern scramblers. He ; remarked that I thought the Alps i.u --1 proved by the odor of my tobacco i smoke. I adhere to that heresy; they were genlly improved for me. 1 might have claimed to be a disciple and teld hiui that their beauty had been inter preted to me by "Modern Painters," though increased by my tobacco, but I thought it better to drop the subject.—- Sir Leslie Stephen in Atlantic. A il ii Mile toruiiNi. An old farmer, an\elder of the kirk nnd a strict Sabbatarian, was especially severe upon Jock for his shortcomings, and that worthy, who had his doubt as to the elder's godliness, determined to get even with him upon the first op portunity. Jock was as skillful an an gler as he was a poacher, and upon one' occasion, having captured an extra large basket of trout, he resolved to present a portion of the catch to the elder. The gift having been duly ac cepted, tlie wily Jock remarked casual ly: "But. elder, I clean forgot to tell ye the fish were catclied yesterday" (Sun day). 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